Essay of a German boy to his sweeper father:
Dear father,
I understand very well It is very honorable to be human and find bread among garbage.
As long as you are trash And find bread among people...!!!!!
The young man entered the gold shop and chose a ring.
The goldsmith asked: "Do you want an inscription engraved inside the ring?"
"Yes," said the young man, "inscribed, please, to my dearest, Mary."
The goldsmith asked: "Your sister?"
The man said: "We are going to get engaged." "If I were you, I wouldn't write this inside the ring," said the goldsmith.
If you or she changes your mind, you can no longer use this ring."
The man said, "What is your proposal?"
The goldsmith said: "I present this to my first and last love.
With this, you can use this ring many times. I did the same myself. 😜
The platypus is still the strangest animal:
It has the body of a sea dog and the beak of a duck .
It is born with teeth, and then its teeth fall out.
There is no such thing as a stomach in its body.
The energy of his body is stored in the form of fat in his tail .
Most importantly, she lays eggs and then gives milk to her babies. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/af509d8f-1696911736616.jpeg
Tolstoy has a beautiful sentence that says,
"Everything happens in time to one who knows how to wait!"
In short, relax, see, listen, pass, don't criticize
and
remember that sometimes patience is effort itself!
good morning https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/b24edd6d-1694744451921.jpeg
What is the most powerful thing that mankind has ever invented?
*Don't imagine that it is an atomic or hydrogen bomb...*
*But it's a cell phone!
* Mobile phone is a force that should not be underestimated. It is so powerful that:
It killed the landline.. ☎️
It killed the TV..📺
It killed the computer..🖥️
It killed the clock..⌚
It killed the camera..📸
It killed the radio...📻
It killed the flashlight..🔦
It killed the mirror...
It killed newspapers, magazines and books.
It killed the video game..📀🎮
It killed the pocket bag...
It killed the desk calendar and notes..📆
Even a credit card...
A mouse saw a mouse trap in the house
He told the chickens, sheep, and cows,
they all said;
The mouse trap is your problem. It has nothing to do with us .
A snake fell into a trap and bit the woman of the house.
They made soup for him from the chicken and slaughtered the sheep for the visitors, killed the cow for the funeral,
and all this time, the mouse was looking through the hole in the wall and thinking about a problem that had nothing to do with others. https://cdn.zbd.gg/ugc-uploads/c99d2495-1694244141909.jpeg
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