When they start printing again 😁

https://video.nostr.build/5b4518c19ee159b768f06bbf44381d63e3c5ce038864e483f59f3c733ff99dd2.mp4


1000 sats is less than $0.50
What useful thing can you even buy with $0.50?
Buy #bitcoin


A full coin is just an appetizer, you need 6.15


I can’t help it 😆

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1732174829002821632/pu/vid/avc1/1310x720/4yc9SRIsBG92leC3.mp4?tag=12


At 2500 sats, #BTC is still very cheap. You’d be luck to get 100 sats for $1 soon


Hahaha


Absolutely


That is the way 😁


lol


Most people will buy real estate


Get through the halving, then rate cut, then rate pause, then rate hike again before you see #bitcoin retrace. You should be holding at least until end of 2025 regardless of the fiat number 😉


The fuck am i seeing? 😆


Fucking @saylor Again 😆


True test is how well you can hold your corn over $100k, the temptation to “take profit” will be strong 😁


#Bitcoin at $45,000 and you have 10M sats in cold storage 😆

https://drive.proton.me/urls/2GNAPPYYX0#ZnSGSJd04heJ


1000 sats for a black and white road? 🤔


This is only first gear 😆


I know. So sad 😞


How do you save it as a wallpaper?


Happy and sad at the same time 😅

https://image.nostr.build/e83f49b0d4ed31b2eb4504db2cb1c9d007fb71befbeec0dd32881f85e1364818.jpg


Sats per dollar. Is it updated live?


User problem and FUCK MONERO


How do you do that again?


Without those bitches spamming the network, the fastest rate won’t be this high


I was thinking the same. But price is going down closer to the halving provided we don’t rally hard 😆


Current fees:

Fastest Fee: 168 sats/vbyte
HalfHour Fee: 162 sats/vbyte
Hour Fee: 156 sats/vbyte
Economy Fee: 24 sats/vbyte
Minimum Fee: 12 sats/vbyte

Ordinals bitches are ruining the party 😑


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/4b1ca0fad094b5dab4e620a6648dd603c62b906d58b41521c82fe84f9ed44345.gif


How did Cash App / Venmo / PayPal get them? Is it too expensive?


Nice new interface like it 👍🏻😁


Is that how the Q gonna look? Cool


Still not available in NY. Why? Come on bro 😎


😆 the real Satoshi


Nature will find a way


AND BUY #BITCOIN 😁


Hahahahahahaha


Sitting on paper profit is hard but that is the only way for generational wealth


Oh my, 😋


I meant as a standard 😁, the stock fans are just too loud to use as heaters


Oh I see, but in that case they have accumulated more than 1000 in a year, that is more than 1 a day.


I meant NOV 2022


I am going take what he said with a grain of salt. He said El Salvador was buying 1 BTC a day in Nov 2021. How did they accumulate 3000 BTC in 2 years? Doesn’t make any sense


THIS IS THE WAY


FYI : this is NOT the time to do UTXO management 🤦🏼♀

https://image.nostr.build/3a5936c7fdadbeca45132dafa78e3d724f23edfd32150601f4661b00f93ec264.jpg


wtf is node trading? 😆


Oh 😁


Is this you? 😆


Still some ways away from 1850 😁


2391 >>> IYYK 😁


On 0.7.7 works fine. You talking about TestFlight?


Had to pay $845 to buy 2M sats. Ouch 😓

https://image.nostr.build/97b09d6bf56dda40935987ccf633367c2c4f0bc1bdf575022d7b44a85301fa87.gif


Get some noctua fans. $70 upgrade


Exactly. Hate that we are going up so quickly


Sold 😁👍🏻


Never seen it. Is it good enough to start?


That almost a 10% markup


All work without fun will make you a grumpy dev 😁


Hate to say it but Primal doesn’t have this problem 🤷🏻♂


Nice. I might try it 😁


👀 how much work went into this?


I was using 20 when I started seeing blank pages, so I added more. Didn’t help


I tried 10 / 20 / 30 still the same. I will try removing all of them and copy yours


Yes and thank you 😁


When I open @damus, it either gives me a blank page or some missing posts on the time line.  Before, it was really snappy and load all the posts, lately it has been hit and miss. I tried to add as many relays as possible, still didn’t help.

https://image.nostr.build/ac6dbf4ab91662cc358d60cbb11b3f02305c9078f6a349bf8e1e7aa464ed70f4.jpg


Wrong. US sanctions other countries all the time.


Add these tinkerings made @damus super unreliable, switched to Primal.


Who doesn’t? 😆


The Fed govt has a foreign policy that supports Israel, if you want to do business with the Fed govt, you can’t boycott Israel. That doesn’t mean you can’t boycott Israel yourself or do business with other entities that do. Your freedom of speech is not infringed


What if you don’t have 1 BTC? 😁


You can still protest but they just won’t do business with you. Seems fair


Sexy. Why don’t you include the Noctua fans as an option?


#Wakanda forever 😆

https://image.nostr.build/9af666fdd280a234ddfc83cfb897cb9d2c48632b7d7154a491aaefe5572de10f.jpg


I know how to use liquid but as a regular pleb, lightning is sufficient for now. For your swap to work, you still have to convince someone to hold liquid. The only problem is Liquid =! #bitcoin


Use lighting and skip the fees


Not really, just hit the zap button, as easy as before 😁


Oh jeez.


Don’t over do it


Why not?


Nope. Run your own node is the lesson


If they pay a fee to do whatever the fuck they do with ordinals, then it is a valid TXN. Not including it in a block just because your ideology is not how #bitcoin supposed to work


The only math you need to learn in school >> Buy 2M sats a week and in a year you will own 1 #bitcoin . So simple 😁


The only math you need to learn in school >> Buy 2M sats a week and in one year you will own 1 #bitcoin . So simple 😁


Not if they start censoring transactions without telling anyone


Stacking bitcoin during a bull market is like owning an adjustable rate mortgage when the FED keep jacking up interest rate to “fight” inflation


No we didn’t. The ETF fucked up the schedule


So awesome to see her reaction 😁


This is so fucking ugly


You have a warp sense of reality. Acknowledging or not, you can’t live without fiat at least at the time being. Pay your staff in #bitcoin but purchase those #bitcoin with fiat. Then You would have supported  the #bitcoin economy while not having to regret spending your stack. 😁


You are conflating investing va trading


Why did you spend #bitcoin instead of fiat?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/1f72dbe9c48b199e8f9a7dc30cebc0b4b32a5ccd101d8f1d672375da4e180e61.gif


I don’t like the fact that my DCA is tomorrow. Ouch 🥹


What shit?


Don’t be a square 😁


Enjoy your meat 😁


lol 😂


Wtf is Casine?


Next stop 80k, then 160k, then 320k


Super confused


Finally seeing the magic 2500 #. Don’t want to see 1250 too soon 😁

https://image.nostr.build/2d24b3b4a1b3b5fb23e51f32155833063e826496e5fce0c482beff5364d50f1c.jpg


Ikr. Getting expensive to buy my 1M sats 😆


Sparrow needs to query the electrum server to get your balance. That includes every possible addresses associated with your xpub. Just run your own node and you won’t have to worry about that


40k, next stop 80k, next stop 160k, next stop 320k. At what point will you say fuck it, I am buying #bitcoin? 😆

https://image.nostr.build/2180b9bfbd5ba5ea8545439ddb01aa5ed853a304d0087b09aa4c7907465427ec.gif


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/f0b4c0b7e522c967de5db33c8daf84a5bf2a9fb141397493dd5e233558afb7bd.gif


That’s crazy. Must be something else you can do, leaving it in during your pregnancy can’t be good


Can’t you blast em?


It sees your entire wallet


Been happening a lot. All the relays will complete loading and all I see is a blank page.

Anyone encounter the same problem?

https://image.nostr.build/6fd6118c44d46c9e730af5c14eb8cc8fb8d9a5b9e984c663fac348ccb0ba8621.jpg


Doing my part because Bitcoin transaction uses six million times more water than is used in a typical credit card swipe. 😁

https://image.nostr.build/f92ce093edddd090ed95087f226c41dd8ed5410eb29d64417d251319e9030659.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/df4520a83e3136a10e5bea889597b46f3f34e7b4673c98e9f26fd7bb22330637.gif


Jack Dorsey Backed Bitcoin Mining Pool Ocean Acknowledges Filtering
Ordinal Inscriptions. That didn’t take long.

https://www.tradingview.com/news/bitcoin_com:5a32c3fd0094b:0-jack-dorsey-backed-bitcoin-mining-pool-ocean-acknowledges-filtering-ordinal-inscriptions/


68,000 years 😆


How can they sell bitcoin legally? Do they have a money transmitter license?


Just sent some sats to my coldcard, need to cool down my ASICS 😅

https://streamable.com/037kag


What can I use to send me a msg when fees are low?


True


They need a money transmitter license especially in commie states or they will be shut down in 1 minute flat


2.5% is steep


Do you have money transmitter license to sell #bitcoin?


Wait what?
How are they allowed to?


Degens 😆


What is he holding?


What’s the bet?


Where did nuts go?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/5a6905e79aba4c411f9e2dfd6b4f2079799a38a29f991283349464da57211954.gif


GO.FUCK.YOURSELF. 😆😆😆

https://streamable.com/tn3rtf


GTFO


Shitcoiners want lambos, bitcoiners are classier


#bitcoin transactions is cause severe swimming pool droughts worldwide

https://image.nostr.build/f8262f0cffc318f39e579e7f8fb7cfbfc0110c45b58b49c229677deaa1438a95.jpg


All I want for Christmas 😁

https://image.nostr.build/cc263720622e7706324330a432f144ced2f90f1d97aa74a9c7b62b805d3b9942.jpg


😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/d17f483b83e1ff5d2736e59019798360ac64f1a2ee086816f4d5356bfaa7f4be.png


What bank?


What command?


Bitcoin

Bitcoin

Bitcoin

Bitcoin

Bitcoin

Bitcoin


What did I miss?


You what?


What did you learn?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/c0d14b4881f161b3c3708d2688276a027d38e6195866495116f727461459c541.gif


Humans are not rational


You live in a commie state, doesn’t matter how good your opsec is


Relying on AAPL is like having the Sword of Damocles hanging over your head


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/86b373fec41b9acbf7a2db8f07ec32169c3554de20039b5dbbf2022684a4b070.gif


IF YOU DIVIDE 52 GENDERS BY 3 BATHROOMS HOW MUCH CLIMATE CHANGE DO YOU GET?

ANSWER : MATH IS RACIST!!!


I mean

https://image.nostr.build/530cd0ae9da80b1a3b17f0eda7e47fcdba1712d7ecf94a954443d2a9192aa458.jpg


DNA has a half life of 521 years, after 1000 years, 75% of DNA is gone, after 7 million years, every single base pair is gone, how do you determine something that is 400X older than that?


How do you even know that?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/5ffda742ebeeb8e1ab7f32c681215a4e6eb2be7b14fc4d503dcdb1d74857531e.gif


Will do 😁👍🏻


Didn’t realize we are at 600GB already 👀


I know, I know, fuck Apple, but I really want the Ultra 2 😆

https://image.nostr.build/bff763e910e7cc84ba765b4695eb0d2740ccfb9d9a07513e3cfb1decbbc4f377.jpg


I am one of your biggest fans, you show me no love , NO LOVE AT ALL 😢


Wrong. If they see how easy it is to get in and out of #bitcoin, it will peak their interest, they will learn about it and become a bitcoiner but If we do it your way, their eyes will glaze over and they will end up buying a monkey JPEG on ETH 😆


Wrong. They can transfer it out immediately to another person and get cash for it


For a nocoiner it is no big deal


An AR15 bullet going through glass 👀

https://video.nostr.build/1be517b9d0f0d8e47ddb02f5f80858d50492117a029aa8b976ac9b7dcfc3c112.mp4


Too bad I had a boating accident and all my #bitcoin is lost forever


1. baby


Oh no


Easy for you 😁


What is your profit margin on something g like this?


Make a PWA. They have to shut down the internet to stop that


Not me, I can’t even do 20 push ups in a row 🤣


If you would spend all that time building #bitcoin instead 😆


Islam has a fatal flaw > All infidel must die


Zeus and Alby and Umbrel


Do you know who filed a complaint?


Young and beautiful


What is your solution?


So #bitcoin is money?


He has less than 10k. Doesn’t make any sense


10k fees to transfer ? Just run your own node!

https://image.nostr.build/010fb072a920372ac4d912b2272f0bcf97638cea907c484039a49242592bb5ee.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/9e36968b88d300a24701af76be76dd645a6a423692be98734b28cb4e78e7edbf.gif


Take it as a challenge and learn how. It is satisfying when you can manage your own #bjtcoin


Why? You don’t run your own node?


Where The fuck is my money ?


Wallet of Satoshi rebranded to Wallet of Janet in order to honor and attempt to appease Janet Yellen's Treasury department 😁

https://www.thebitcoinbugle.com/wallet-of-satoshi-plans-to-rebrand-to-wallet-of-janet-in-order-to-serve-us-cusotmers/


Hello #BlackFridayMadness 😍

Kickstarting the day with our Black Friday offer and 1st Giveaway:

✨ Everyone who buys a passport will receive a $10 Bitcoin voucher
✨ Everyone who comments and retweets this post will be entered to win a Passport

Terms below 👇

✨ Passport devices purchased from today, November 24th, until Monday, November 27th, will come with a complimentary $10 Bitcoin nostr:npub1yn4mddvdpwvy49jmwmuze600lpu4ej2sskjdp80dc455nm2edtdqaztec0 voucher.

✨ Tag a friend who you believe would enjoy seeing this offer and retweet this post for a chance to win a FREE Passport device. The lucky winner will be selected at random from the comments and announced on Monday.

✨ We're not stopping here, there's more to come.

We've got 3 x 50k sats to give away throughout the day. Stay tuned and join in on the #BlackFridayMadness.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/a7d2aa957c46743c85c777ee48dae3a19c47b063a2239fc78a353783b91b82f2.webp


Nice. 😎 I want one


I kept telling my wife it is a scam 😆


😎 nice, porky valve can last you at least 20 years


Is Bad valve + running a good idea?


5 minutes? It takes seconds


End of an era 😢

https://image.nostr.build/f67758d466ab2b1823acebf2224a9374aec90b31b46876060c0beaa66eac82c2.jpg


Zeus for now


The closure of the central bank is non negotiable 👀😆👍🏻🔥

https://image.nostr.build/1771cd1378489f0792f2eecf18642a5f767453983d96d4f4f4456a02689a51e6.jpg


What really happened? @walletofsatoshi

https://image.nostr.build/8deb51c4bb6c5a6b81af3f69cf6915801fbbe4a78e57db4c5710ddcb4cb24584.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

AND Happy Black Friday 🤣

https://image.nostr.build/f022e2f5b6191503e595b2947ff8cb3545419607c8194f4396097c5e1ea96919.gif


Moved my WOS balance to my own node just in case 😁


What? 👀


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

AND Happy Thanksgiving

https://image.nostr.build/4a1b43314c36d6195f37d880aa9e988f1127c35e1c2bebf11adc9e8f739bf57b.gif


Pumpkin cheesecake 😋


I can see immersion and water heaters. The air cooled ones will drive me crazy 😆


What about the summer?


Cool 😎


Wait a second, they are asking you to tip yourself? 😆


Can you make these into QR codes like WOS?


Rookie numbers 20X that


Not self custodied if they can be frozen 🤷🏻♂


Going to cost an arm and a leg to run a miner with residential rate. Might as well buy bitcoin with it


Thank you 😁👍🏻


Dear #Bitcoin  CEO, can we get some #BlackFridayDeal ? 1000 sats for .25 would be nice 😁


The limiting factor is energy cost and it is prohibitively high for home miners and there is nothing anyone can do about it


Offer 25% off and you got a sale 😁


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/369dbf3344c016993efc8a63299073668d566700f23e9ec65b662b8386c2bc01.gif


I FUCKING HATE ORDINALS 😑

https://image.nostr.build/0874a8e9cd201fe9d54e43d3e596e48afea7ccdbcb5d9bca8cb583cd5bbf41b3.jpg


Only if the memes are terrible. Good memes are self-explanatory 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/148eb81213f2523285dbbfaf3562dda7d9079bbf1de440362bdfda907a5920ef.gif


Have fun 🤩


21k pls 😆


Who are you and why are you collecting taxes?


I am excited for Argentina

https://streamable.com/6nl156


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/a600d5a06b47ac5f31e3bde5ec72b3b390821f40cf4b7c30e47497c336ed1dc4.gif


If you don’t have refrigeration, you should buy a fridge first not a Stablecoin 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/dc54bd9206148b295314c7b8a2a84203c107f81234ff946beb80bdd4e68042f9.gif


wtf is that?


Savings by definition is additional fund that you don’t need that you can put aside for a long time. Stablecoin is worthless in hyperinflating currency and useless in stable currency.
What problems are they solving currently that bitcoin can’t?


I guess, if you go all in but all Stablecoin pegged to fiat will eventually go to zero. That is a certainty


If you can get a Stablecoin, you can get bitcoin instead 🤷🏻♂


So just use fiat, you don’t need stablecoin to pay bills. Stablecoin in actuality js worse than shitcoin, zero upside with real probability of getting rugged


How do people pay bill before stablecoin?


Might as well buy gold


$500 can buy some pretty good hardware


These fucking idiots are now splitting 40M sats into 1000 UTXO of 34k sats 🤦🏼♀

https://image.nostr.build/264ccc7e7708f1132e14cbdd23b2ed57a28840b1422769c2bd41f07f7fe79ab7.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/6067080b273ac1aa218bf9876619d2ae01de7b3026b455635897b6b7010872de.gif


I thought 24 was about a guy named Jack Bauer


Once a penal colony …


Word of the day : Pansexual
😆

https://image.nostr.build/1bcb810e374ad59e0991f8f88e5bab050b42bb6506fe22fb48612d8ecdd6c944.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/12cce7186d1e2bc448c5dd175031563d81be3c5f3ab62e70c140bbad751b59e7.gif


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/5be2d416e3411000e085b66b7a85fcc08a604e97f7d04da830b3899fec62813e.gif


Either your are really tall or Derek is short 😁


😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/5072b7c31a8367282fd4113edc72e61a627da04393d3ae393dcf5bc182b67d29.jpg


Who is doing this? Don’t be so cheap if you want my attention. It is worth more than 1 sat 😆

https://image.nostr.build/5072b7c31a8367282fd4113edc72e61a627da04393d3ae393dcf5bc182b67d29.jpg


Show me one country where banks offer variable rate mortgages ONLY


Common for people who are ignorant about the danger


If you got a variable, you are a shitcoiner


Beats me 😆


I couldn’t figure it out. It pays another 11,854 in fees 😆

https://image.nostr.build/9e54be79bb242962c05feaf003e7648a1c7594cd705878fbd71bc40f0063c293.jpg


Out of that 12500 sats, 11954 goes into another fees 😆. I just want to know what was the ordinal

https://image.nostr.build/9e54be79bb242962c05feaf003e7648a1c7594cd705878fbd71bc40f0063c293.jpg


Can someone explain this? 3M sats split into 200 UTXO of 12500 sats each

https://image.nostr.build/fb52eaac4e87b8c39c71126a63d81206bfeffbb0b77da017376bf3af69901123.jpg


How does that work?


Why is it so blurry? Here is the TXN id

cbd3a5131298cce154aabc937bd3a9462915a2d22cd859a1eab240841aafee87


What the hell is this? Why would anyone pay $270 to split 3M sats into hundreds of UTXO of 12500 sats? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/85154f544c819a9de36fb97aa7c9f68844c26c5293a37ba0ce612b15428e78c7.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/df8c27c7908e4c1c250acd1acb3e92fd8699c0dcc8cf474ae246d6522b3f7efe.gif


🤔

https://image.nostr.build/7e035fae239e6590a9eacbb05aedeb022ad6f73a68b2165c01c627acbf68cd9e.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/148eb81213f2523285dbbfaf3562dda7d9079bbf1de440362bdfda907a5920ef.gif


What if Nostr charge plebs, sats to post and comment? 🤔


👀🫠

https://streamable.com/jr1jba


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/779565b31a50a9f37f445def15d7d90268ab5c74b0d761f434bed0c909ead72b.jpg


🫠

https://image.nostr.build/121229f63d7c53f6c989ce4c5cd488cf31117ccf7743582c76c664114db6cbc5.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/86b373fec41b9acbf7a2db8f07ec32169c3554de20039b5dbbf2022684a4b070.gif


Oh God, no


That doesn’t matter, they can still follow the UTXO and assume you sent it to yourself before entering the coinjoin.  I mean they might not catch you if you did it one time, but if all your UTXO eventually enter a coinjoin after several hops, you are still SOL. Why would Swan even agree to this is the question. Can’t they just get another bank?


Check outgoing for coinjoin? How?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/5ffda742ebeeb8e1ab7f32c681215a4e6eb2be7b14fc4d503dcdb1d74857531e.gif


It will be easier if I can understand what you are singing. Annunciate better 😁


Fall is my favorite season 😁

https://image.nostr.build/d80c5c7f547811cb2f652994f0ed5adcc02fee1c352ac9eeafcb1f315db9f313.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV me smile 😁

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🤔

https://image.nostr.build/95a5fa91cc4d414bad9925b96e699b8816fade6dd5edb3bd17ea2ca1e405b8e9.jpg


Don’t be like Bobo 😆

https://image.nostr.build/5c4c2685da7cb1b0d900381aae1326b0036f011b58ed3d185980aff09e5e451e.jpg


Sad day for Bobo the Bitcoin bear RIP 😁

https://image.nostr.build/435e3fc34503652b16c030cd0ffb89c92963e88a0a534fcc1af7342ccdafc066.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/2bef6749e911ac46615be77f36ded4eb8b58525fa259249d08758287b102fdeb.jpg


Eat Ze Bugs


Good morning Nostr, PV And smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/c86195b02f601a0663fe02a68f74412dcd6a1385fc7e425302acdf1b45e744d5.gif


This is going to give me nightmares


Call it NO-STraight-Reply (NOSTR)


Why?


Normies complaining that we didn’t find a block in more than an hour 😁

https://image.nostr.build/c7acbfcb60d005e17458a30120ca720e56a881a2531a0ee1519c31907abde4ca.gif


Good to know If terrorists killed your family and hiding within the civilian population you won’t go after them because it will hurt innocent civilians and create more terrorists. How high and mighty of you.
If everyone thinks like you, ISIS and Al Qaeda will rule the world and eventually will chop off your head because you are an infidel, you don’t even have to be Jewish or Israeli. If you can’t see that, then I have nothing else to say to you.


Cool. This is yours?


I thought @tanel was a girl 👀


😆😆😆

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Tell that to your hero Obama, he dropped 20000 bombs and killed hundreds of thousand civilians . 🙄


HAMAS is the one prevented people from fleeing to the south, Any civilians killed is on them. If HAMAS is not eliminated this will happen over and over again and MORE civilians will die. Israel is in an existential war for its survival. Pick a side, genocidal, barbaric HAMAS or the only Democracy in the Middle East. You choose


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Henlo 😁

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How did they create a concentration camp? They left GAZA in 2005, 2 years later, Palestinians elected HAMAS and they have been attacking ever since. If you were Israel what would you do if you are getting bombarded every other day?


If you believe the numbers. Once they removed HAMAS, they have a shot at peace, provided they don’t get a more militant group leading them


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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You need new friends 😁


Meet Bitcoin 😁

https://image.nostr.build/822e402c78bad555d2468deba7361baf803abb04b9af7e3815a5e3e2a8419abe.jpg


True. I keep 500 sats on it just for fun 😁


Unless you want to recover the funds when shit hits the fan


Price of gas in CA. 50% of the price is tax.
Why would anyone accept that?

https://image.nostr.build/d3a9daacc865af11f6fb7c1dbbb6e23bc33608887c62202a4cbe90462b2f640a.jpg


Seems like it 2nd reading early next year


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Could have done it without showing your nipples. 😆


Makes me want to enter  a beauty pageant next year. 😆

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Oh yeah 😆


😆

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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NOOOOOOOOOOO !!! 🤦🏼♀

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Nostr is a website? 😆


Then you have to make sure you don’t lose any of them. Which brings us back to the same problem X3


But you are asking me to send you sats not fiat. 😆


The problem with HWW is that because you can lose it you have to write down the seed-phrase, and if you have to write down the seed phrase anyways why use a HWW to begin with? 🤔🤔🤔


Hamas Leader: ‘Women, Children, Elderly’ Must Die In Gaza To Help Our Fight Against Israel.
These are the people you are rooting for? 🤦🏼♀

https://www.dailywire.com/news/hamas-leader-women-children-elderly-must-die-in-gaza-to-help-our-fight-against-israel


Y’all that voted for this old fuck. Hope you are happy now

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No


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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The new Hooters 👀

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So what is the answer? 😆


Why?


If Adam and Eve were the first humans, how come they have belly buttons? 🤔🤔🤔

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So lean


Where is the beef?


Too soon


They deserve what is going to happen to them. C’est la vie


Interesting that they can claim it is their house.


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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RIP Chandler Bing 🥹

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They are cute, a little overpriced but
Good luck to her 😁👍🏻

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$50? 👀


That gotta hurt


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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But they can buy a $1500 phone? Ok


If I want to send you 21 sats, I have to send 11 sats to Zeus. How does that make any sense?

If normies want everything to be easy, and idiot proof, just use a credit card or PayPal.


Then you should focus on that instead of pushing people to run a “node” on their phones and paying an arm and a leg for it.


You don’t need a “node” on your phone if that means paying 50% per transaction for it. It is just a shiny object with zero value


They will be eliminated like the pussies they are. You should not root for pussies


Define nodes


You don’t put hostages in the line of fire like pussies


Why wouldn’t you blame the HAMAS pussies for hiding the among civilians instead?


Without a big stick, you won’t have anything valuable


I love dogs


Make it a habit to smile everyday 😁

Things are not as bad as they seem


That is some high level kung fu. 👀


Beautiful 😍

https://image.nostr.build/c05667d58cdf4a9dfaa1e748c4099e10914640b2c4de2cc7d80ce3ec28592c17.jpg


Sorry I meant to post somewhere else 😆


Beautiful 😍


Not exactly 😁


That’s ramen? Where is the noodle? Beef stock?


How do they plan to enforce that?


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Not even close


Except for the fact that Alby has you private key


Let’s play a game

“Will the price of Bitcoin be over or under $35,000 on Nov 1 2023, 12 PM EST?”

If you want to play,
Reply with the word “BET”, repost and DM me your pick and the amount of sats you are betting. No payment is needed at this point.

Bets will close at 11:30 AM EST NOV 1, 2023 and payments will be due then.

All bets will be pooled and divided equally among the winners

Say if, 10 people picked yes for a total 1000 sats and 1 person picked no for 100.

If the Bitcoin price is over $35,000 on Nov 1, 12PM. 10 people will share the 100 sats winnings.

If the Bitcoin price is under $35,000, then the one person will win the entire pool of 1000 sats

LET THEM GAMES BEGIN 😁

https://image.nostr.build/86dadac56bd42af65cb6ac682bbffe24c9ac37df51c6e821e851bd7de9ed394e.jpg


How many Bitcoin is enough?
Trick Question

You can NEVER have enough bitcoin 😁


NOSTR


If only you were single 😁


Green screen, he can add anything he wants


How much for the girl ? 😁


They call people like you deadbeats  😆


Like what?


They say the first million is the hardest, I say the first 6.15 is the hard af 😁


Lol


😁

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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😆

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Good morning Notre, PV and smile 😁

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Yes if your dick is the size of the crochet hooks 😆


This guy is a reverse genius 😆

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How can they enforce it? Pirating is illegal but people still do it


Dangerous if you don’t especially in a damp basement


👀 you don’t have a GFCI?


Too soon


Tell me this is not you 😆

https://image.nostr.build/eba430eee1c4de56f6241d4b7d049e0a643fddf27e45dc9af625d26026301d18.png


You know it 😆


Lol $boost


Remember @saylor not only bought, he bought with SIZE when most people think he is crazy. That is the difference. That’s why he is a genius. Be like nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m


This is the way


Why are you people so happy that we are pumping? 😆 ETF approval is not guaranteed, and even if it was approved, it won’t start trading for 60 days min. I want it to come back below $30 so I can at least buy 1 more. Come on now

https://image.nostr.build/16bad2a1240191509f8fdb2e4563e081f375e25dbea865fccf70bce12e21117c.gif


So sad 😞


$34,000 👀

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500 sats for EVERYONE! Repost and tag a Fren! Goal: 100 reposts. $boost

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Can you actually pay this time? nostr:npub1alvvd8jk7dmuz6g95ekq6y25aax576h8z9jsulhxd2x6pxpkcjcqup3r7f 😆


😆 Nothing to do with the halving. Degens are FOMO-ing because Blackrock got a CUSIP for a Bitcoin ETF. It will come back in a couple of days


Lol 😂


Such fucking bullshit


CBS and CNN are unbiased? 😆
Whatever dude, go support HAMAS all you want, I don’t give a fuck


There is a video released by the IDF where a captured HAMAS soldier said they raped women, burn bodies of children and cut off their heads. Go search for it yourself


If you can’t see the difference, I don’t want to talk to you anymore 🤦🏼♀


Bro ….

https://image.nostr.build/a001c234b9a3b7d04ada26a1504a9d49bb3fefde8fc0348637b7abbc5f329a40.gif


Sure. Lmao 😂


Bullshit


Tell me a government that rape women, burn children and chop off their heads


🫤 meh


Are you serious? Tell me you are not serious


Degenerate shorts ruined my DCA day

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nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd here ya go 😁👍🏻

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You are Probably right


They can declare it illegal, But how do they enforce this?


I fail to see how this is better or cheaper than running your own node


But not everyone wants to doxx their own node 🤔


Yeah, it doesn’t mean you need that exact number of hashes to guarantee a new block. A single 100Th ASIC can already do 1 trillion calculations per second.


How does this benefit someone who is already running umbrel Or start9.


100 sats fees? Now I know why Zeus is pushing this. Lol


How is this better or safer than running your own node?


You only run 1 node? That might be the problem. 😁


Maybe not 🤔


Sent it. It works 😁


FinCEN Seeks to Impose Strict Surveillance Requirements onto Broadly Defined Class of 'Bitcoin Mixers'

They want make non KYC bitcoin illegal

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/fincen-wants-to-outlaw-certain-bitcoin-on-chain-transactions/


The whole point is to skip the banks  not use them


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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People bought the no need to pay income tax bit

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Do you know how many hashes you need to go through to find the next valid bitcoin block?

Sixty-one trillion thirty billion six hundred eighty-one million nine hundred eighty-three thousand one hundred seventy-five and fifty-nine

👀👀


There is no such thing


This is the land many died fighting for. Fucking pathetic 🤮

https://image.nostr.build/35fbaf440556e0241f669f953f902ec80859746154b218c141fc4c586e203de3.jpg


How much of this did you zap back is the question


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Sorry, I assumed. scratch nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

@jubilantmaxi


BITCOIN GIVEAWAY ⚡🍊

Win 69,000 Sats 🧡

Tag two friends, repost & FOLLOW for a chance to win 69,000 Sats 🎁

Winner announced in approximately 69 hours!

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🎶🎶

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The best I can do 😆


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Don’t be a chump

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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You goona wait 12 hours just to save $.50? 😆


I Actually don’t know who Nirvana is 😆


Never gonna be there


I joined recently enough, ser 😆


That is not possible. USD != SATS


100k to 1M counts as a prediction? 😆


Or Just run your own node


Bitcoin is freedom.
Read it 10X and you will understand


What are you even talking about? They want a Muslim empire to rise again. They keep fighting stronger opponents and keep getting knocked down over and over again.  That is the source of their “retaliation”


It is not about the money, it is the KYC, once you start paying they will know exactly who you are and when you are banned on TWTR, you are put on a list that can be passed around and get you banned everywhere else. 1984 is just around the corner


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Good episode 👍🏻😁 nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u

https://youtu.be/_Ua7V105cHU?si=PxvxqT0yEyVbvSo_


Lemme try this again, ignore the last one

WHO'S READY FOR FREE SATS?!

I got ⚡ 200 sats ⚡ for you

All you have to do is boost this post!
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Out November 3rd on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg

Out November 10th everywhere else
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Here's a chance for you to earn more⚡⚡⚡too:

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$boost


Huge


Do they sound hollow?


Where?


$150 for this tiny piece? You can get a sheet of 6X3 for $25. What a rip off 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/00497e0fbaefc3dda57a729e6eed484a3a4dd91c2a061e01d24871ea735a3f12.gif


Except the funds don’t exist 😆


Test from shipyard https://media.tenor.com/qDTh_KU62rQAAAAM/monday.gif


These fuckin’ ultra-Zionists are facing an existential threat. You want the lives of 9 million Jews on your conscience?


Yes it is 😁


Test from @shipyard

Hello World


This is why you never try to time Bitcoin 😆

https://image.nostr.build/15684a35d74432dae40d9bc2e2b060248580c0b063cec2d74b892042e8b35ae0.jpg


Still don’t get why people buy BTC when it is ripping and sell when it is dumping? You should do the exact opposite 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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How did I get zero sats when there is no zero on the wheel? What a scam 😆😆😆

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Shitcoin comes to Nostr


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁 https://image.nostr.build/ed27be667590b8dcd7db6a1dc8dccdbc3f28d738bc2bf4db5e176686311ea5af.jpg


⚡ 𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 ⚡🧄


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

Heading to the Dominican Republic, Bye NY

https://image.nostr.build/c5dac18075d6a63baf3f4ad46c420a04687271c684454b803621eb4ccf9084e5.jpg


😁

https://streamable.com/cb7sbo


Who wants to tell them? 😁

https://image.nostr.build/7169498ef1a4fadffa4398796fd18e09049711031d68fb1e604ce9a6c8eaf8f9.jpg


Like, what? If I need to run program I just build and run it, why do I need to put it on lightning?


Implement a binary on lighting using taproot? Give me an example of a legit use case for this.


There is no such thing as untouched and secure. These drive chains still need to peg in and out of the main chain. This will clog up the base layer like ordinals, only thousand times worse


I don’t need to play chess on chain. I need my money to be secured.


Now it is our turn

https://image.nostr.build/b058ae8b36404b619fddd2537a80c39292b63eb0ab6a5e6ecc1c285d5330eb88.jpg


I don’t need no ChatGPT

Fuck HAMAS


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/2ea485494dcd2a484687af5672b14c9a4746feb06f35536cd96e016e21cf3b0a.gif


Then how do I PsyOp the normies? 😆


How did this guy get in the country? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/4c819d9f196944ece32a7e05c25fddb34a8b25f2d8079660746ffcef142195fd.jpg


There is no end 😆

https://image.nostr.build/d9d3f0f96cb5fd5b60a1e8de01d82b237aa8187e1e556e27916dfdf9917df588.jpg


No watermark, I am stealing this 😆


You calling Saylor a noob? 😆


Why Are you this stupid? The Hamas charter is the elimination of the Israel state! That’s 9 million people they want to drive into the sea. Fuck your moral high ground about oppression. They killed 6 million Jews in the Second World War, you want to sacrifice another 9 million? FUCK THAT!


You want to talk about ethnic cleansing? The Hamas charter is the total elimination of the Israel state. There will be no negotiation with these people, no matter how much land Israel is willing to give back. How do you not understand this?


Wait a second. 😆


Pathetic excuses. Now do the part where 6 millions Jews were murdered.


Hamas invaded Israel and murdered 600 people and you worry about authoritarianism?


That judge is an idiot


I love Adrian 😁👏🏻👍🏻


👀 awesome 👏🏻👀


Doh

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Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Oh, come on 🙄

https://image.nostr.build/466175c434c7472b42e0bcc3121d18b2aed94c903922548b19a22001c6e35d9e.jpg


The truth is Earth is flat. Don’t tell me otherwise 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/12cce7186d1e2bc448c5dd175031563d81be3c5f3ab62e70c140bbad751b59e7.gif


$boost


Good Morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/a0bbfb61c8f0f7df45beaf5c31175cbfda8133141490f7f1b2278fa15e397099.gif


I am afraid to ask what is #Pussython 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/ac0a4b01c89e92f8bf557a7a244bab60375acd8cc42ab0274e8c0aaae39559a5.gif


😆😆😆 Did it work?


1 in 115,792,089,237,316,195,423,570,985,008,687,907,853,269,984,665,640,564,039,457,584,007,913,129,639,936.


So you are a spook 😆


I will meme this into reality 😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/1130235c9c8c94c761dfc358b88a7d5fbfc6113f14ece92d558579e5261a30f8.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/7871990b5c3ea002e067a69dba480314aad146b6253db5aecab20fbc4957ae0e.gif


What the hell, make this guy the Speaker

https://image.nostr.build/f3985fd883d4fdf040dbed70891828941c1102d5cf36b300af514a815e7b8558.jpg


Oh weird but Now you can send all your zaps to your node for free 😆


Why? Did you ask them to? 😁


Why do we need nuts when we have lightning?


Market is down 400 pts while my BTC is in cold storage

https://image.nostr.build/26b31db3c1fcb35293bb96a1c8f90a1a86bdc8cc6d9fea3789753fc96375bb29.gif


Ah. You gotta give more gifts than just once. Come on now. 😆


How do you claim it. It says grifter is not online 😆


When do I get one?


Oh boy…

https://image.nostr.build/85c93aabd4a3f0463f642e757982732f492710604d5110a9bcee8d2ab1590980.jpg


He is a billionaire while you slept in your mom’s basement 😆


The next Speaker Of The House

https://image.nostr.build/284ee3c06b5daa2a7ce250923aee6e3068dda4d3c406d73c7051e237013a20d4.jpg


😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/962505925c7d80f760421930470085dff5bbeec2e260455b5eb87177b067cad9.jpg


“ I still know nothing” 😆


True, but in terms of sheer number of bitcoiners and amount of info they can gain, Reddit is a better choice for noobs


What for? If they are noobs, they are better off staying there where a lot more bitcoiners  are.


But she IS fat


Yep. Shitcoin galore


Oh.

https://image.nostr.build/14c9b4d3f260ff93dde35799fafee52b02a97044dfad4cf26112ef9abcaab6dd.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/491c641a8db08682fd219046fd47f6be0ca385342288695903e0f40a0c52caa6.gif


Shower thought: How the Hell did Jesus find people named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and Paul in the Middle East? 🤔


A couch in front of the sink. Progressive 😁


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/afbf8cb8fc0531c3f63a1d472b03e72576a7bf8b8aa70b42b4f82eca6e106b79.gif


He got a cut from every sale. Sounds like a drug dealer to the prosecutor.


What the hell is happening to my relays? 🤔

https://streamable.com/93dw38


Stop flexing 😆


What does $Boost mean?


Change it to a spare and take it to a shop


Yes, because he got a cut of every sale


He got charged with the King Pin Statue because the value of drugs sold was over $1B. King Pin conviction is minimum 25 to life


Ron DeSanctimonious got destroyed by Bill Maher 😆😆😆

https://streamable.com/y1yv0s


Joe Biden at 2


TBF, That marketplace sold illegal drugs


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/7871990b5c3ea002e067a69dba480314aad146b6253db5aecab20fbc4957ae0e.gif


😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/923f2262a489f2661b929ed446bd481ce0a5afe8a2ab232d8528f646d8dae277.jpg


Get some 😁

https://streamable.com/adk9qs


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/dc54bd9206148b295314c7b8a2a84203c107f81234ff946beb80bdd4e68042f9.gif


Definitely


👀 these prices are for the whole year?


Cool, 😎 Been thinking of doing that myself. How much are you charging?


Someone just opened 1 channel with my node, can you see mine now? 😁👍🏻


Awesome 😆

https://media.tenor.com/nu9XqB4pQGsAAAAi/line-sticker-thank-you-sticker.gif

Are you planning to sell liquidity in the future?


Cool 😎

Here is my node

028e026b30f46a3bc9a5bdee46aa1f13d02d3d11d4297333034f8b1057e8534137@x7iuenpqt45as4bvdnco5lbki3ztggdlael4zvtmsoro3yuenc2fdkyd.onion:9735


Wtf are they experimenting on? OFAC censoring?


Hahahahahaha


Free is good 😁👍🏻. I have an empty node that can use a channel, or do you need an active node?


Ok. No sweat.


Move it to a well ventilated area


Be careful, trekking on no sleep can be dangerous


You missed the fact that they make 50B a year. These tiny fines are just cost to do business


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s 1.6 (19) constantly connecting and disconnecting from some relays. I downgraded it back to 17 and it seems to have gone away


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/df4520a83e3136a10e5bea889597b46f3f34e7b4673c98e9f26fd7bb22330637.gif


This node is on a Pi, I moved all the sats to a start 9 server. Does it have to have active channels to join the pool?


That’s my toe nail clipper


Why would I pay 50% interest over of the life of the loan when I can just DCA? Doesn’t make any sense


10% interest for 5 years and I can’t move the bitcoin to cold storage. Some business 😆


Solo mine and you might get lucky 😆


True


How much are you saving per day running these? Couple of bucks? 😁


You have a 1M channel and wonder why your 200k sats payment failed? 🙄


😎👍🏻

028e026b30f46a3bc9a5bdee46aa1f13d02d3d11d4297333034f8b1057e8534137@x7iuenpqt45as4bvdnco5lbki3ztggdlael4zvtmsoro3yuenc2fdkyd.onion:9735


Bitcoin magazine a shitrag is now selling shitcoins 😆😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/5943c41606e1f56dd08363b4aac97bfe0a27c67726bf24cdc38098ce9d0b6d11.jpg


What is wrong with your country? Seriously.


You think MAGA is shit and Bidenomics is utopia? 😆

https://media.tenor.com/S_68VptnBrQAAAAC/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg.gif


Sound on


JUST DO IT !!! 😆

https://streamable.com/lcz3m1


dude lost his mind 😆


Best time of the year 😁


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/86b373fec41b9acbf7a2db8f07ec32169c3554de20039b5dbbf2022684a4b070.gif


Nice 👍🏻


We are not the same brother 😁


I call bullshit on that 😆

https://image.nostr.build/3147b50211d15cbcea233e2dda7a0d82fb5fb15dabcfece8b47e8f04bae21701.jpg


Nope. Unless you are man, you will never understand. It is hard coded in our DNA.

https://image.nostr.build/a9af7c85e762934e242ddd25306f698e8dcf8e603be71b7341fb28854b6e8b2d.jpg


If you live in UK

https://image.nostr.build/4c3ab315e45ffcc74446037cd52ade9aac60db3b83d65e3c2b7a84f4a4125f76.jpg


Men’s law:

Men don’t look at intelligence. They look at boobies


Why would any drug dealer use Binance to launder shitcoins?


How about the ducks? 🦆


Zap me, I’m a mfer 😆


Sponsor car wraps. Go big or go home. 😆


It is so unfair


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/5ffda742ebeeb8e1ab7f32c681215a4e6eb2be7b14fc4d503dcdb1d74857531e.gif


😆😆🙄

https://rumble.com/v3krrv1-trump2024.html


She didn’t have her drivers license and her passport spelt her name wrong but no it is RACISM! 🙄


Apparently you don’t need to be a horse anymore 😆


Oh, really? 🤔

https://image.nostr.build/03c85610548c7847583d337d4e11651722cc85d5e2355927823bd2d552013609.jpg


I rather fly


Oh yeah … Oh yeah … Oh yeah …

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Lol


Probably nothing 👀

https://image.nostr.build/70496091112275152cd46a880e3365cfd0d6ea44f613d48ebcd29a039a8edf39.jpg


What? 😆


Too easily defeated if you put it in the corner tho  😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/c59b3c66d44a3af12443a679f9ff3f71dd4a6deb2d158546005342ead177a787.jpg


This is the only way


I like that you watermarked this 😆


Cost basis is $4.68B? 😆


He is saying “BUY” ….. “BITCOIN”  …. “NOW” 😆

https://streamable.com/d5qncj


👀

https://image.nostr.build/f32dea60fdb94250bf2896d43da2ad51aa369f10cefb6534cab8153aaecc8431.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/19da9d8435d835b0524ead5a809c5b8a2b91997aaa45dcbf7dec64ca0cac01c6.gif


Good for the kids but 100k for crap food 😐


It is a simple task for cpu to put the words into memory and rearranging them. It doesn’t depend on the clock speed unless you have to do complex calculations with the data


No. It will take several hours tops for a 8 cpu cores @4Ghz, minutes if you use GPU 😁


Question. If you have a list of 24 words, but not in the right order, what script can you run to find the right checksum? 🤔


Let em rip! 😁👍🏻


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/dc54bd9206148b295314c7b8a2a84203c107f81234ff946beb80bdd4e68042f9.gif


Raw beef 🥩


Who is hoarding billions of sats?


Can they digest corn?


👀 Hurry up and get some


What a fucking idiot


AGAIN 😆


Arguing semantics is fun for you? 😆


The “us” is a shell company created by the insiders of the company buying them 😆. The company pays $ to the shell company, insiders of the company will pocket the money laughing all the way to the bank. Fucking stupid scam


US will go bankrupt if happens


So angry 😆


In before miners start mining shit chains and get shut down by the government


Definitely getting one. Discount please 😁


Take bitcoin next time dummy

https://image.nostr.build/1cbb82367d715f8336704499f9d63c7bf299591a332cfd97ee4495eba27459a4.jpg


More like the sanitation dept


Cool 😎. How much are they gonna be?


Cool, but are you registered as a qualified custodian?


It is easy to be glib about it when it is not your kid. I know what the kid put his family through and it is hell. So you can pontificate all you want but I know first hand how evil drugs are and how much they can destroy.


He took a cut from every sale, so to the prosecutor, he is a drug dealer. Not fair, but that’s how the law is written. 🤷🏻♂


Silk Road sold over $1B worth of drugs, and Ross got a piece of the profit from every drug sold. That’s why they prosecuted him under the KingPin statute, conviction could get him 20 years to life. Is it fair? I don’t know. 🤷🏻♂


Ice creams and soft drinks are not illegal. Heroin is. But do you really want to blame a stupid 16 yo kid that tried heroin and got himself addicted?


I don’t have the answer. All I know is my friend’s kid got hooked on heroin, stopped going to school, turned to running drugs, stealing and robbing to support his habit and eventually ended up in prison. Could he have ended there regardless of Silk Road? Perhaps.
They said Silk Road sold over 1B worth of drugs before being shut down. Is that enough to give Ross the Kingpin Status, that even a first-time conviction under could mean 20 years to life in federal prison? Technically, yes, because he took part of the proceed from every drug sale, but I am conflicted. 😐


Update seems to fix it


Philosophically I agree with you. But we have to draw the line somewhere. If no one follows the law however imperfect they might be, we would have anarchy.
He knew what he was doing was illegal and he knew there will be severe consequences if he got caught. That being said Is it fair that they punished him with 2 life sentences? No.


Wtf? 👀

https://image.nostr.build/89dba461257352fd36a06e41e6f125144375960417d4f5ee16da29f8f0d279fb.jpg


Yeah. He shouldn’t be spending the rest of his life in prison


So my friend’s kid got hooked on drugs he bought on Silk Road. You don’t Ross shouldn’t bear any responsibility while reaping the rewards? I don’t think so. Now, should he be spending the rest of his life in prison, maybe not, but he is not innocent


😂

https://image.nostr.build/3f398a326c8d2697bf7cd83750b6493a45ad3a2fe54abe1efe862393336f1d65.jpg


I am not 100% convinced he shouldn’t be punished 🤔


Pro Tip: when you are in a hole, STOP digging 😆


So there were no pedophiles before e2e?


What did you build from scratch?


So sad


You better get a helmet, in case of a wrench attack 😆


Hey, how did you get a picture of me? 😆


If that was the case he wouldn’t have to write that article 😂


LMAO 😂

https://image.nostr.build/f74a4c132b971b0f2bad0afb1598a251e180f4ed4d2a71c138e492c774542994.jpg


Translation : No one is stupid enough to pay $5M for a domain name 😆


Rib eyes is better


True but kinda selfish of you 😁


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/c86195b02f601a0663fe02a68f74412dcd6a1385fc7e425302acdf1b45e744d5.gif


When in doubt, drink


Yep. Crazy buggy


Lol. Stop them by any means necessary


😆😆😆

https://image.nostr.build/d0aade3af8a42f0ba748c4f8559941ad01131cf24e58ea160bcce6e9a1e7e5d8.jpg


All the nutrition you will ever need

https://image.nostr.build/06a912576e45793d6e08c6bad4cdad1c8d92f00f8af1af1050267e59396538cf.png


🤔

https://image.nostr.build/88d47bb29e145b9b8c627bbd28b543faa2387b4c91fdfbc509fbc85a1c59951a.jpg


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/7b530161cf098a687ebd19a6f15b21d567b9a54362cea8e242439271b976bde0.gif


LOOK AT ME JOE! LOOK AT ME!

https://streamable.com/7aryxj


Me neither 😆


Who here knows the Bitcoin core source code inside out? Raise your hand 😁

https://image.nostr.build/183aeb8adf49c5ffb8dffa395f7a7f79aa9ecd0003dd028a7c6918724555af2e.gif


Learn 2 code ? 😁


Yes in a less confusing way 😁


Yes and no. You will get less bitcoin but it will be worth more. In a fiat free world the more stuff you make the less they will be worth. So stuff gets cheaper over time.


That’s awesome. Good job on the piece.
Thx 😁


🥺

https://image.nostr.build/8b29a4d2edec66e3bb47693eb84a55b15de70246a1f28a7836ec0170ac98bf5a.jpg


nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a what telegram channel are  they using to buy? Are they using WOS exclusively there?


So sad that Cubans are kept prisoners in their own country but it So awesome to see that bitcoin is helping them
😁👍🏻


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/cf541babbea7b25dcc03e4850b8074dec16cdf994dce763dce2a46fcce0cffd3.gif


Cute little plate


Try it 😆


Where r u posting this? Rumble? Pornhub?


You can do it !

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/05c2a387723b4c02e08f67efb745fd889bb387f2d8f60becd3ec6f19f13585a0.gif


Lol. I’m not doing anything like that. Stop being so defensive. Point is you cannot create a centralized marketplace like Amazon on Nostr, it is too expensive and no one is going to pay $50 to join 10 relays to see the same stuff being sold. Peace 😁


Think again 😁


Why do you think centralized relays are better than 10000’s of personal ones? A relay doesn’t need to connect to everyone for it to scale. Just as the lightning protocol, you don’t need to run 1000’s of channels for it to be useful. Are you really arguing for a centralized Google Drive on decentralized Nostr? Something is not right with that 😆


What do you want to sell? People can literally run their own private relays for free or $5 a month. What can you provide that is cheaper than that?


Then you should have said a specific county and not Europe.


Wait, I didn’t get no .$25 😆


Europe? 😆😆😆😆 They have wait 2 years to get elective surgery. 2 YEARS!


Having you hold the keys is not my keys either


Lol. The irony


What did I miss? 👀


But FBI can put you in a hole forever 😆


Do they actually sell cars like a porn video? 😆


Ok FBI


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/e0f62eeafac1efed1019cb6e74ffea8e36391c2bc36c21bf8b5e19ce0c2a49c8.gif


😆

https://streamable.com/3yxtb8


Dick Long


Couple of Hours? 👀 with Umbrel you can do it in 5 minutes


Peter Pumper


Lexington Steel Jr


Iam Cummings 😆


Erik Everhard


Richie Black


Lol. You are assuming people know how to even buy bitcoin at that time


It’s not too bad if you go with the mistress 😆


Want to go but Too far


£1200 for this ugly shirt 😆


Maldives?


Rad is a rad name 😁👍🏻


Who is Rad?


😆

https://streamable.com/o8crxi


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/f56614a0640e1abc4b47200c410b2035df02b1f9e9833e2f3489265b6e0c5187.gif


Wut us #pepethon?


This is the social media platform that you can never be banned from. 🎤 drop


The thing is facts don’t matter to these people. They will insinuate and tar and feather until they get their way. Russell will be fighting an uphill battle


🤢🤮

https://www.libsoftiktok.com/p/breaking-missouri-dept-of-health


Ooofff 😆

https://image.nostr.build/488441f1be25bc497878b7e6e19b2ded85f0113365b8ba7329740da5a76940b0.jpg


Unless you have a seedbox


40% 😆 Fuck off


It is useful to orange pill someone.


Wdym gone?


https://store.blockstream.com/product/preorder-blockstream-jade-hardware-wallet/?attribute_jade-color=Transparent%20Bitcoin%20Orange

Get a second one 😁


That doesn’t make any sense 😆. That is like saying there are 100 Pennies in a penny


I used it twice and it blocked me 😆


Obviously I don’t need food or car or fuel to live 😆


Why didn’t you get the orange one? 😁


Good for him, That’s the right thing to do.


What money r u talking about? Fiat goes down in value due to money printing. If the work you’ve done is worth 1 bitcoin yesterday it is still worth 1 bitcoin today, but it will take more fiat to purchase said bitcoin because the fiat is worth less today


Milei is an interesting candidate

https://x.com/tuckercarlson/status/1702442099814342725?s=46&t=cDcUN1YMh5-qr-kCrC5Ukw


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/a600d5a06b47ac5f31e3bde5ec72b3b390821f40cf4b7c30e47497c336ed1dc4.gif


How dare you engage in capitalism in Canada?

https://streamable.com/3crffp


Will the bitcoin CEO please educate this dum dum

https://image.nostr.build/5171c4d981038a60d8b1d31e1607c6c0d7988c95defd6764f5c28696f7b183c2.jpg


😆

https://image.nostr.build/1cd1ed05072e54ae257e67b82cf324e3d79b79784556677bb356e9eabda5fdb9.jpg


This just pisses me the fuck off 😡

https://streamable.com/tz3l7y


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/22dca3d1525605e9030ee78c4f9c47a94cfb737632f61977359218d083547b90.gif


I think he ran out of #penisbutter 😆

https://streamable.com/m1fftq


Why do I need this?


We will remove all carbon, kill all plants and trees and then we will kill ourselves because we are Apple 😆

https://image.nostr.build/fba96cc718df6ac645ed358fb2ba42d6b19949198c8621bfac5ff54a20a02d50.jpg


This is a real product. Real. #penisbutter 😆

https://image.nostr.build/69ca4998e604fbb3a46c0aab0af6b74e111eaa7682ba1c2a0bfd91744ecff11e.jpg


I thought somebody hacked my iCloud #penisbutter 😆

https://image.nostr.build/44f8fee59bdce7a1223df26a5ddc84febf86929a7fa68a39140b29845db722b2.jpg


Oh lol


I am afraid to ask what is #penisbutter 😆


I like it. Being excessively verbose, often involves a propensity to indulge in elaborate explanations, causing listeners to endure extended, intricate dialogues that could benefit from conciseness and brevity.


You didn’t have 😁

https://media.tenor.com/nu9XqB4pQGsAAAAi/line-sticker-thank-you-sticker.gif


It’s fine, I was just teasing 😁


Oh, so I was right 😆


Did you? I didn’t get any 😁


You can’t even pay 500 sats 😆


Do Explain how 😆


How much do you charge to appear


No. We like hot women 😆


Are we still talking about watching porn? 😆


What is this? Papier-mâché ?


It is a “need” for most men just like shaving, with or without internet. No need to worry, It slows down with age, so date older men 😁


Meaningless


“these days” girl, you have a lot to learn about men 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/bdae1888ce9b73e62e9e747259d8db21a1bc94efd7c06e4c484d21c480b42ff5.gif


Not me


What kinda question is this? 😆


Who plugs it in anymore?


The new phones don’t come with cables?


Ingredients:

Chicken thighs with skin and bone-in
Olive oil
Salt and pepper
Fresh herbs (such as thyme or rosemary)
Garlic cloves
Butter
Lemon zest

•	Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).
•	Season the chicken thighs generously with salt and pepper on both sides.
•	Heat olive oil in an ovenproof skillet or frying pan over medium-high heat.
•	Place the chicken thighs, skin-side down, in the hot skillet. Allow them to sear for a few minutes until the skin turns golden and crispy. Be patient; this step is crucial for the crispy skin.
•	Flip the chicken thighs over and add fresh herbs (thyme or rosemary) and garlic cloves to the pan. Let them sauté briefly to release their flavors.
•	Add a knob of butter and lemon zest to the pan. Baste the chicken with this flavorful mixture.
•	Transfer the skillet to the preheated oven and roast the chicken thighs for about 20-25 minutes, or until they reach an internal temperature of 165°F (74°C).
•	Remove the chicken from the oven, let it rest for a few minutes, and serve hot


He meant more like these 😆

https://image.nostr.build/23552214539a5d222ec8d3fcc0308f1f0d66428a6d804fd97e6a4b5b83dc3974.jpg


True


Well what do you know? I have them for sale 😁👍🏻

https://fiatdenier.creator-spring.com/listing/limited-edition-embrace-bitc?product=1565&variation=104921&size=6013


Cute. No? 😁

https://image.nostr.build/8c715a8279704c4af400f0bcc55075e6cfb4a92b5e7dbbadeacf94f9523477fb.jpg


You took the shot, this will become a normal occurrence


Umbrel fixes this?


That bottle of hot sauce is rare 😁


Meh.


👀

https://streamable.com/btq4vq


The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana 😆


You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste


I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 😁


You are so fat, you have more chins than Chinatown


You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back. 😆


Your gene pool could use a lot of chlorine


You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection threw up 🤮


You don’t scale on chain. You scale on L2. That’s what lightning is for. Shitcoiners forked bitcoin not because they want to scale but because they want to scam. Having drivechains will not stop all the shitcoins, it will just make bitcoin one of them.


If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. 😆


It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.


You're the reason God created amnesia


I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this?


You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.


Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology


You still need to peg in and out of the base layer. Imagine thousands of chains doing that everyday. Haven’t you learn anything from the shitty ordinals? This is Never going to get activated. If you want to shitcoin, go ahead and buy shitcoin and leave Bitcoin alone.


No it is not. Otherwise it would be the base layer. You still have to trust the miners to release the funds at the specified time frame. They can just refuse or just out straight rug. Why would we need this shit on a L1 securing $500B of value?


He is transitioning? 😁


Build a L2 and put that on there. No one wants that shit on the base layer


Reply and repost for 500 sat zap! ⚡


Nice 👍🏻 😁


Free sats nostr:note13zzk8mdz7xy2227vemh2q9vum96dxkj4s48c8xmcpctu26zerplq0r4y79


One of the first problems #lightning #node operators usually face is not having channels with incoming liquidity.

You need other #nodes to open a channel to yours in order to have the ability to receive sats AND send them.

This is where we come in! Just DM us  at any time and we'll provide you with a free 1m sat channel (or even larger capacities).

Boost this note to get zapped ⚡500⚡sats.


👀 woah


Non KYC sats 😁


Repost this and you will get NonKYC sats from me.
❤
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3075155202960508031694520352.webp


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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😆 Sounds good


Always thought it was weird they took the easy way out and farmed out all the risks to different parties while collecting hefty commissions.


What’s special about this relay?


Doesn’t look like him at all 😆


That’s Breedlove?


Lmao


Awesome episode with Preston. Really enjoyed it 😁👍🏻


They are probably using Fortress’s payment rails. Weird they kept saying they changed custodian from Prime Trust to Fortress and now it is actually Bitgo. Something smells


Backing up my truck

https://image.nostr.build/f8560ceb0f8b440f7d19dd29bf142c71044a4e26dd72072cc77508d930579551.gif


I figure I can do it too 😆

https://fiatdenier.creator-spring.com/listing/limited-edition-embrace-bitc?product=227


I knew who paid that 19BTC fees 😆

https://image.nostr.build/7f51d510966a4e6ac5990a858a51c9f80d83ab6820da79236bfff304a54cd85a.png


What happened to all that gold is what I want to know 🤔


That’s shitposting not accomplishment 😆


Absolutely nuthin 😁


😆

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Here

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Wife’s restaurant hired a Donald Trump impersonator to celebrate the CEO’s 80th birthday 😆

https://video.nostr.build/148fc5cb8e8cc623e9f11a7b4c8cfc04d2877d1d7f33fab9b87d19283361d93a.mov


Your Argentine peso is worth less than the  Good Morning I just typed on my phone 😆

So GOOD MORNING!


No shit Sherlock

https://trendingpoliticsnews.com/j6-defendant-who-got-22-years-knab/


Bad idea. It is a homage to the creator and sending .00000001 bitcoin to someone is stupid


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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Lol.


Don’t get your pantries in a bunch, This must be a pay off


Why would you sign a contract that would end your low interest rate of .1% or 1%?


Why would it rise? Isn’t it fixed?


Smile 😁


Building computers is a skill?


I use Yahoo


The fuck?


How do you send bits?


Yes


Calling any NFL bettors. Paying in sats over lightning 😁


Because she needs to learn the words “Fuck Around and Find Out”


😆 mood

https://youtube.com/shorts/MR_Q-zvhyxs?si=KTQveXXpjL9J7kxL


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

https://image.nostr.build/16943ea2126fbce80515c9f01b2f41b7389b2f7af383275816c026d7b4620bfe.gif


“Bitcoin is perfectly divisible, it's infinitely durable. It's distributed information so no one know how to get rid of it. Infinitely portable because it's just information. You can move it at the speed of light.
Bitcoin's also perfectly recognizable because you can audit the whole supply. Finally it's perfectly scarce in that it's a fixed supply asset. There's no such thing as a fixed supply asset in the physical world, but in the digital world with Bitcoin, there is” - Breedlove

https://image.nostr.build/1296d44d54a4fdfce79106b6756379e22bd6708aefaef56d57ddd8ba9aae9973.gif


He is going to be a fun President 😆

https://streamable.com/nrxdta


New Mexico officials call for governor’s impeachment after firearms restriction

😆🤡🌎

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/09/new-mexico-governor-suspends-right-carry-firearms-albuquerque


But then you get to read all the naughty emails my mistress send me 😆


Declare and emergency and proceed to remove your 2nd amendment. Evil POS

https://image.nostr.build/dcf0de00095f05fff0e9ace954e4ebc1c790332b575fec60e8c2401f738382b8.jpg


You sir is an artist


It is not your job to convince anyone. They will seek you out when it is time and not a second sooner


They need to introduce CTLV into cashu so everyone has a chance 😁


He is going to be disappointed ☹


Losing what? To become a shitcoin? Shitcoiners will always exist and to think drivechains will stop all that is delusional. If miners want to mine a shitcoin, they can do it today without corrupting bitcoin


Zap me ⚡⚡⚡

Btw I think your pfp can use some bitcoin color 😁

https://image.nostr.build/642253d9a40543479e8fbda4239cf8ccbc324755b82e47267abee5b01e4ec09f.jpg


You are missing some cloth on your top 😁


The bill of rights exist to limit governmental powers and they don’t are not only valid in non emergency time. This idiot shouldn’t have been governor and should be recalled immediately


How do you get 6k from $200 a month? What was the loan, what was the interest? What was the term?


They are not lumpy pillows, ASSHOLE! 😁

https://streamable.com/u3ficj


Oh 😆


What a beauty


True


Wut? % wise?


Got it. Cool 😎


How do you use this?


Beautiful 😍


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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😆😆😆

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XRP bought Fortress, and now own Swan’s customers. The irony 😆

https://image.nostr.build/c94c71e4f8e669bffe9fad22bec4ba5f597a9efefe87f75c977664129e23eba3.jpg


Make this non custodial and we might have something


Interesting 🤔


Lopp has some shitty takes lately


The world will be so much better without this kid


Knock off Mille?


Wow


Do you have to be a female to enter? 😁


That’s beautiful 😍


And discount released with this release? 😁


Being loud at the Capitol is a crime now 🤦🏼♀

https://youtu.be/i2KvEb8SsOo?si=PxDTtB27lNm1_vd_


I don’t know about brilliance, seeing the sun makes me smile 😁


Oh 😁


Cute. The doggy is so gentle 👍🏻


Your son is a smart cookie


What kinda bet is that? In order for you to win, he has to win first 😆


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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😆 you deserve much more than that 👍🏻


I get it. Super easy to set up compared to BTC pay server, just hope people using it don’t get rugged 😆 j/k


Lol


Woah 👀 😎


I meant 400 sats 😁


Thanks for the 10k 😁👍🏻, but it cost almost 4k to move it 👀


Hey hey

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Welcome kiddo 😁


I figured it out 😆

https://nodeless.io/donate/fiatdenier


I have a nodeless address fiatdenier@nodeless.io but I missed the part on how to get the 10k sats. To be fair I was driving while listening to bitcoin audible 😆


🤔 you are right, doesn’t work from your keyboard only from saved photos I think


48 hrs to move your funds? 👀


Why would the government care what you think or listen to you if you have to work for money that they can print out of thin air? You are basically a slave that can talk.

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Let me have some fun 😆

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Any gifs is a thing


What’s wrong with your hair?


I have listened to the podcast and I didn’t get no 10000 sats 😆


Since the start of 2H is different from what is going to happen in 2H, which is what I thought you meant. 😆


Then how do you carry on a conversation with someone who replied? 😆


Really? then tell me where to find your  note 😆

https://image.nostr.build/30a79b44fb164ec547ed4b1c72bffd97aa5bf610457685e8551bb2652cb8abcf.jpg


How do you scrape from all my relays without me telling you what they are?


Nope. You are being shown a list of curated feeds. You are not seeing everything you want to see


Imagine you can never be banned from social media


I don’t like ppl controlling my feed. Defeats the purpose of relays


Like I said, go ahead 😆


Go ahead  fork away. Who cares?


Dollar is not up.
Yield is flat
Oil is trending down.

Economy is gonna crash


Meh. They can have their fed coin. Ppl are not stupid


At what cost? Nothing is free. 😆


Not people of Argentina or Lebanon or Turkey. Banks can fuck off


Suck my nuts. Bitcoin was invented because of parasites like this guy


Wrong. We never had bitcoin as money


Good morning Nostr, PV and smile 😁

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So what happens next time when someone tries to get on the trending list?


Yeah, but I always wonder how do you know you are really getting non KYC bitcoin with Robosats? 🤷🏻♂


Non KYC


Those are useless. The latest ASICS with 140 tH can mine about 1M sats a month, assuming no downtime, so depending on your electricity cost, it may or may not be profitable. But if your goal is to get KYC sats, this is the only reliable way.


Beautiful


Zap me ⚡😁 nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424


Zap me ⚡😁


I know, hope it touches 20k by Sunday 😆


Nah. Have some respect for the man, At least call him Mr.Bobby 😆


How do you live with 100% inflations? Can your pay keep up?


So were you zboub ?


Does it have all the apps in umbrel?


👀 that view


How is start 9 different from umbrel?


tldr ?


Who is this?


Thought so 😆


So a CIA, NSA or IRS agent can pretend to be a bitcoiner, buy a life time membership and spy on you and every bitcoiner out there? #NGMI 😆


Here you go. 😆 https://nostr.build/i/e2f37c6c6caaf292153ee3bfd4088bebabfb864021b952326074f29708fcf19f.gif


All good. We just have to agree to disagree. 😁


That sounds a lot like an ultimatum 😆


In between. Just to show support but not jumping up and down about it 😁


By you turning on zaps only, that is forcing me 😆 to zap ⚡


Since when forcing people to do something actually works? #[6] is not the only client out there


GM 😁


Failed to verify. Wrong note data?


Corn has Barry White voice 😆


Failed to verify? 🤷🏻♂ #[1]


Got it 🤙


How did you do this?


No you crash a lot 😆


It crashed and I can’t get it to work.


Doesn’t work


I wouldn’t. They feel like deflated volleyballs😆


Fake boobies


Lmao. Doctor Bombay?


So jealous ⚡


pura vida, stay humble and stack sats 🤙


I zapped⚡ you fine 😁


You too 😁


Wishing everyone a day filled with joy and laughter. Good morning! 🤍


What did I miss?


😁 nice, drink lots of fluid


Add a passphrase to a private key


PURA VIDA 😆


Pita vida


Good morning 😃


Good morning ☀😁


Good morning ☀😁⚡


No.


The bitcoin is not insured. Only your fiat.


Why can’t you withdraw it?


In


IK 😆


Good morning 😁


What? 😱


Take down WoS 😆


😎 #[2] #[3] badges wen? 😁


What example of this hate that he spewed?


Why would she divorce you? 😂


Nice 😁


Sex always sells 😁😆


Holy crap 😆😆😆


How many do you have ? 😆


Been married too long 😆


Who is shower girl? 😆


Beautiful


Good morning 🫡 😁


GM ☀


You got it 😆 https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_40421bda62696da0eaa387471db35bdd04107810cdf46ce273fe84ee7bf22ca1.jpeg


Cool 😎


Oh 😁


Ok. 🤙


Is the backup E2E encrypted?


I like this one better 😆


It should have been pew pew pew


Ha.


They are just jealous 😁


Freedom Money on YT?


Nah. I am not getting to be blackmailed. 😆


This can’t be real


Ha


Nice


Good morning 🌄 Pura vida 🤙


Follow everyone 😁 https://media.tenor.com/9JgRRliqRv8AAAAi/penguins-penguin.gif


Awesome show 😁


Luxor is so done


Most trusted 😁


Stackchainers are alright 😄


They are both chicks? 😆


How to mute?


Where can you get a 1TB drive for $20? 😁


Someone charges 0 sats 😆


This


😆😆😆 BTrash


PV


Good night 💤🌙😴


$20 emergency is not really an emergency 😝


Pura vida, Nostr! It's time to stack notes and zaps. 🤙


#NGMI


⚡⚡⚡ Zap it, Zap it all day long 😁


Lightning address


See you in 5 mins 😆


Awesome. Can they build it in the #[2] natively?


What the


There is no such thing as bitcoin NFT


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