This will be the last time I attempt to boost the journal I am keeping for my brother.  If you enjoy it, lmk.

May back it up with stacker news, just haven’t had time to investigate that platform.

Happy Friday. 🙏 nostr:note19yj8qtnnmgl8hn75xx94q6lenme32th3qnwyd09u5a6jsaxzt06qhmcjjn


whats up #nostr fam!

A few weeks ago I posted about offering some free mastering or mixing for the first 5 people to comment.

well being as I'm fairly new to nostr, I just wanted to let yall know that the offer still stands!

I am a full time bachelor's student for audio production and need some good material to add to my portfolio

COMPLETELY FREE TO YOU!!! all I ask is permission to use your artist name and a sample from your song as an example of my work. (I will not use sample for my own creations!)

2 people commented on the first post (you know who you are) you are still in line! this is not a limited time offer, just until I get 5 volunteers!

let's exchange in V4V!
help me get my name out there by letting me help you get your art out there!!

#music #artist #master #mix #editing #plebchain #bitcoin


#memes #pics #meme #havefun #fun #funny #grownostr #nostr #plebchain #humor https://image.nostr.build/9c00e67b96a48338159817140ff46ce96ca4d528b80ca17b5c6fee977e6f3de3.jpg


Have you ever dated an amazingly beautiful woman? A chick who aesthetically was way out of your league? So incredibly hot that she was all you could fantasize about in your waking and sleeping moments?

But then you broke up, and for a good period of time, you weren't genuinely interested in any other woman. It was hard to get past the astounding beauty of your ex. No other women could match what you once had.

You slowly come to the realization that your brain had been hijacked. Having had the romantic encounter with such a stunning woman had given you an idealized sense of pride and validation, boosting your ego and self-esteem, a false sense of self-worth. https://image.nostr.build/4823c5c4cef27119e8a8e6cde9823dd7c3504d8f30e2a57444c915abc6c32f06.jpg


First 100 people who repost this will get total of 2000  No-KYC sats.

#Bitcoin and #Nostr are winning 🏆

Early reposts will get more.


For real?


Some of you guys got a shit ton of followers god damn! Didnt even know there was that many people on nostr 🤯🤯😳

https://m.primal.net/HmZU.jpg


CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE


Ya know, I think Nostr is gonna make it. https://image.nostr.build/f3abe6705f521ea457466a1bc4ef1128494e85b421babef1d6ffd3ecda932ce4.jpg


B


https://i.nostrimg.com/a9e31ebe0d152a1bfac919c6634dd3d6bf955a2749e79e163455be2b1bce5598/file.jpg
#meme #memes


WTF HAPPENED TO MADONNA??! https://image.nostr.build/62aa23ee9744b5e1b4ef3edd78979c6062e11a9fe721abecc9afb519edcaf017.jpg


Yeah definitely. The government will never email you out of the blue, they will always send any kind of legal stuff in the regular mail or if its serious enough they will have a person  hand you the documents in person.


Gotcha. Still looks fake. That outlook email address is suspect. Was your name included anywhere in it?


When you realize tomorrow is monday https://image.nostr.build/30537ecee4f5e0a5cee4bc1fea7e92a11d802097c5717d14bc68a8b21ec6187c.jpg


Well it was made on imgflip so definitely fake lol


First 0 people who repost this will get a million sats.


This is super cool!


Nice!


Are there any good telegram style groups? Where can I find them?


 https://image.nostr.build/b180674118d7f907c766b5c3fc63d3154de9b1b736209313cc97798812dad3b4.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/09fd400799af35d629a1ceff6d4f5716fc9d40372a28d74497d8272fcc41417c.jpg

I am posting here on nostr again before I post on X. Trying to transition all to nostr. Maple Syrup for bitcoin is ready for this year. Message me. Prices are in my profile bio. Also if you want homemade tallow soap from my sister, I can take the BTC orders here. If you get syrup and soap I can put them together to save on shipping. $6/bar. Check what scents she has at https://sarahs-soap.square.site/ and  let me know what you want.

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx
nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd
Give me a boost to get it out there.

 https://image.nostr.build/e200aa2070f4fb7dd101e9e7297c21e9b802b6929d5c22d537088b597aba42b0.jpg


Abandon ship!!!!!

https://image.nostr.build/cdb5b89701a424e7be95a57de7ddb40450ec61a4a0ab6e5f9774587b4adf527b.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/a92f364731b069902910bd85999a2fff3fd793191827493d246f60a3049d19ae.jpg


Remember when China banned bitcoin mining 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👀

https://image.nostr.build/cc47c38c21c0b741e4888a890ed72384126cc2989028242033dd388600b24547.jpg
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Remember when China banned bitcoin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👀

https://image.nostr.build/cc47c38c21c0b741e4888a890ed72384126cc2989028242033dd388600b24547.jpg
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He learnt it....from Craig. Bro cant even spell good 😂😂😂


Printed & painted nostr:npub1cjw49ftnxene9wdxujz3tp7zspp0kf862cjud4nm3j2usag6eg2smwj2rh ✊

Craig Wright is a fraud!
https://i.nostr.build/zdOYd.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/AaxW7.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/3PG0M.png

#cw #lol #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr


Sharpening up my meme knife 👀

https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xbTWTiRIzZHIREL24/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952076cnkgh6jg2ohsdpmtcuqlfnp1ol2y7a8j1oprl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


#meme #memes #memestr https://image.nostr.build/d577d2acb547337b3992a684ae1c95831123eee159c5fde04809d9397fc29f79.jpg


Nice weather and a sunset

 https://image.nostr.build/1e27d15d5334a5cecc8bc00d1483cdce97eb1c4f10fd3ce79c17d63a010325a7.jpg #handsomeboi
#catstr


That would def be hilarious


You think drake follows bitcoin_memes_daily 😂😂


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://video.nostr.build/420f80d375646cfbda59c7f386b6afe07414219424cd916b45db93bb69d42697.mp4


https://i.nostrimg.com/3c4777eb4a4eddf423ae73098fa1a757892ef4d40fb8b79e0846503817703b0e/file.jpg
#meme #memes


After almost a month of work, I'm proud to present part three of my Halving series. Since moving house a month ago, I've spent almost every spare minute drawing. The fourth Halving is approaching! https://image.nostr.build/4559e23e82330ee7d6902d6f57c2e3b7f00d924cd591e2b714d7c8d47ba2172f.jpg


This def you then

"Both sides of the bell curve guy" https://image.nostr.build/8e940c1750a95c0a2acbe2c3cb0b576ee37b5583f732268f222c255e3d8ec618.jpg


When people ask me what bitcoin is going to do next week. https://image.nostr.build/782ab411ac8322868db4d653678b19c182b0e330c2b0c89696b88edb5a20e78b.jpg


Growing up my mom only bought the green ones and I thought they only came in green so when I first saw the other colors I thought they were super weird 😂😂


 nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6

Why did you create nostr?


Yeah def not


Vegetarians love this one simple trick!


Live and learn.  This is what a fork does. What good is it for?

What does forking this note do?

#ForkYou
#NOForkYOU!


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #BitcoinShockandAwe


When your friend has only gone down the bitcoin rabbit hole a little bit https://image.nostr.build/86ee201fb4002da53cc8302dd8240dc638b02f76a3f489fbdc945c67dc272b66.jpg


Is there a guide to connect my node to the app?


Incredibly brilliant piece of calligraphic art made by Polish artist Barbara Galińska
#Artstr
 https://image.nostr.build/ed3c7b543094a3e975e78748a945d436d0e9150c3ee7c5157759c93b5f55e841.jpg


マストドンどうでもいい写真部

グリフォンいた(嘘 #photography #マストドンどうでもいい写真部

https://media.mstdn.jp/media_attachments/files/112/040/332/532/325/538/original/0c5ee2143ce05e0e.jpeg


Tremendous!

https://image.nostr.build/15b8727f2256d597c197cddd353199c430c6b5ac253236597db3e5c0dd28d7e6.jpg


Moscow time 14:92

Number go down

Time running out


Moscow time 15:06

Number go down

Time running out


Whoa get a room guys 😂


"There's a sucker born every minute"


Oh shit. I deleted my twitter one year ago yesterday. MARCH OFF TWITTER 😂😂 Lol I remember that


Elon Musk reminding me I need to be more active on #nostrhttps://m.primal.net/HhEJ.png


Did AIPEPE ever launch 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😭


Anysoft keyboard


👀 I don't know why posting this makes me nervous. But this is the web hosting company I run.

nostr:nevent1qqs8m50w8zr4laxgckuc08fq0786r0pap28vmg2ahpe5nrx92hxftycpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qygpeccd8qzpm6ahtmjuslu5nyvzth3d3cc7na4u75l3f77y8fxfajqpsgqqqqqqsf94h23


#Bitcoin - instant classic.
https://video.nostr.build/da32730def9b365d5817b397d66da4d3c44f7ee833e5b8032c4e499f6d0d0b72.mp4


Word is there's going to be a leadership change at Vanguard https://m.primal.net/HgVg.mp4


Samesies. My wife has a bunch of them 😂😂


Skills right there 😂


Discogs is always the best otherwise would have to dig through random independent music/record stores/sites


Ransomware coin go up
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One day my 13 sats that everyone has gotten from me, will equal greatness!

Repost to get zapped 13 sats!


Just show him HFSP memes


WE DON’T WANT THE SUITS TO BEND THE KNEE TO US, WE WANT THEM TO GET OFF THEIR KNEES AND JOIN US


https://image.nostr.build/19141e0e72b9a5a5bc83b56b6de3e304eec2b450e79dc33de27a9e39f343149c.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 832,470 🤙💜


Ransomware bags lmao 😂😂


Seems pretty legit. #Alien
https://image.nostr.build/e960774da4de9703cf57b953e6a7a2133a45520608ca1cb160640ddd3bcd1240.jpg


😂 https://image.nostr.build/46e9fc63e7d5bbb94041764384c9ed19807616503c4ed1155b0adcd24ba28993.jpg


🤡🌎
https://i.nostr.build/QZq7.jpg


Bears ngmi lmao
https://i.nostr.build/xJWe.jpg


My wife likes to crochet

#crochet
https://i.nostr.build/aBOB.jpg


Same. Squawker been down for a while


#Handsomeboi
#Catstr

Seepy boi
https://i.nostr.build/0wq0.jpg


Go to a major city for 4th of july


Yes
https://i.nostr.build/nKo7.jpg


✨ c a t ✨  #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon

https://static.piaille.fr/media_attachments/files/111/995/545/525/128/140/original/9f7254db2d90fbc2.jpeg


https://image.nostr.build/0b2522fe412327f0105fd4e22e248123ac12ffb086f42127b4d47c4a28be269e.jpg
#meme #memes


Ok, after a few weeks of on and off dev work, and a few bugs and fixes later, I’ve finally managed to implement renewal and upgrade page for nostr.build . You can now see “renew” button on your account page if your subscription is within 30 days of expiration. Or you will see upgrade button if you are not on the highest plan. We also started offering extended subscription times that come at discount. You will see all that is available at https://nostr.build/plans/
Some features are still in works, and we are committed to continue adding more. Your subscriptions will get better and better with time! LFG and build an independent future and foundation for the new era of media sharing and social media! 🐶🐾🫡🫂🔥💜


Shortly after launching nostr.build, we received multiple requests to add an Account service.
So, one year ago, we launched Account subscriptions that integrate with other nostr apps, but still allow you to own, organize and delete your own media, all while keeping your media safe and backed up.

Now, not only can you renew your Account for another year, you can add additional years for a discount, and upgrade if you want.

Account sales have become our only source of income and are critical for covering operational costs. Although Fishcake and I don’t profit or take home anything, we are still fully committed to running nostr.build and providing the best service possible for all of nostr.

If you haven’t purchased a nostr.build Account, please consider it! It really helps! Account holders seem satisfied overall and there has not been a single request for a refund :) nostr:note10hqtjj78awnn67qvx7esszqarh95s6x8q577e95whcgn9rpq7t4sylfpqt


Anybody wanna open a lightning channel to me? My inbound is kinda trash right now. Maybe like 1 million sats? Can open one back to you. Would be greatly appreciated!
https://i.nostr.build/YwE6.jpg


Damn! Never seen those kind of numbers before lol
https://i.nostr.build/OJe5.jpg


Lmao
https://i.nostr.build/28R9.jpg


I have good news for Plebs in the west.
https://image.nostr.build/d510067a4dc5faeee63574be516856b06ae1ac08b3eae3274edb812685cda628.jpg


Chicken thigh


Yeah I never really used it but somebody did and they posted the note saying whats in the meme lol


Been a year since this masterpiece 😂
https://i.nostr.build/M3v5.jpg


Why did I start CryptoCloaks?

Escape the corporate rate race.
Build what I'm passionate about.
Have time to build a family.
Have time to enjoy my family.
Stack Bitcoin for my family.
Become ungovernable.
Retire and enjoy life.
Design freely and open source it all in the future.

Bitcoin makes this possible. I'm thankful to be here while the time is needed.

🤘


https://i.nostrimg.com/acc901d71c6d643467fb120a72b900165df1b4516b4016c8da91af7bce01137a/file.jpg #Bitcoiners ✨🔮🧡🫂


Lol Bruce Lee


Saw this today lol
https://i.nostr.build/R3Xv.jpg


This is why I like watching terrible horror movies. So bad they're good.


Gm🫂🍹🌞🌡🎶🪺 🐿  🧡 💊 💜
#Stack & #Study #Bitcoin
#nostr #plebchain #Stacksats
My face when im ready to say 💥
"We Told you so" #OnlyBitcoin #Btc
https://nostr.build/p/nb8243.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/5c796db015416e9ae3c00956b196082247cc204c7ae30867163fe51922b3cbfb.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 831,011 🤙💜


I don't even use Damus lmao


🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
https://i.nostr.build/ok3v.jpg


#bitcoin #bitcoinmeme #taylor #money #price https://image.nostr.build/52f5780fe4d48a87dae55dc3e805ecc75edbed8eb34f583d84652e2c466dd19c.jpg


When you live near a city with some of the worst traffic in the country
https://i.nostr.build/Z8E8.jpg


#bitcoin #slowandsteady #bitcoinmemes #meme https://image.nostr.build/ef14aa108d4b018d7a8c2dd2cde07d8a26ae0502d7ca4e8b970c5514eb706ae4.jpg


No.
https://image.nostr.build/3be55edeefc01f97e4516751fa4f582475d9eb09b01bb77d9e8da8f69ad88468.jpg


Gimme a good jam to listen too


This shit is so trippy
https://v.nostr.build/Wr33.mp4


Today is our first anniversary 🎉 One year ago on this day the galaxy’s most resilient meme page came into being 🥳 To celebrate we are sending sats to our followers 🤑 Make sure you follow us and drop your last saved/favourite meme down in the comments 👇

https://image.nostr.build/7e764657bfd56cf0c2ba53ad68a172bb82f1b6b79f4832a042b9ffa0f6d4e494.jpg


I just got a new phone and have no memes 😭😭😭😭😭


You can DM me 👀


Anybody on a good private music tracker who could throw a fellow music lover an invite? 🤔🤔🙏🙏


#Bitcoin is already at an ATH in 3 of the top 20 fiat currencies. https://image.nostr.build/c4399110b49ee994646842cb47f2569fe2b70e9e3dcd27ddce0ca871dad4c56f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/345c1e0d34a31d83a5a8e93ace0e1dd47070b7a65084d4673cfa3209a818c70a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2473b69c4d2688fef1fd4829396daf49449db0fcc623093dd315b90390ebc35a.jpg


People who sell their bitcoin love this drink
https://i.nostr.build/Wrnk.jpg


After almost 4+ years, 487 comments from 19 reviewers...

the spec proposal for adding v2 opens (aka dual-funding) to lightning is officially merged as spec in LN!!

huge thanks to Bastien Teinturier, Rusty Russell, Dustin Dettmer,
 Matt Morehouse and countless others for their review and input on the spec.

doing spec work is a really long process, that requires so much work and input from lots of different stakeholders. it's probably the hardest type of work a programmer can do, and i'm so so thrilled that we got this over the finish line!

what's next?  splicing and liquidity ads!

https://github.com/lightning/bolts/pull/851


Math seems to check out 🤔🤔😂😂😂
https://i.nostr.build/v5g4.jpg


My favorite drink 🔥🔥🥃🥃


Sorry ladies
https://i.nostr.build/YGZG.jpg


https://i.nostrimg.com/158faee3593369a3a0a1180fda20759f96c6dea86b7b17bac457cc7a34f16bd8/file.jpg
#meme #memes


I woke up early this morning to shoot some pic.

It was a Lucky Day, and this is one of the best pict I've shoot with my 500 f4 Lens.

I know is not perfect, but I never done nothing like this before, I'm  so happy! 🤩 🤩 🤩

#photostr #photography #nostr #noAIphotoplease #keepphotographyalive #photochain #coffeechain #zap #btc

https://www.francopastorino.com/_Nostr/fight_1.jpg


An easy way to explain the failure of government.

For decades the government tried stop "drinking and driving".  This included billions of tax payer funded stupid ads no one listened to.  Along with destroying the lives of many who were NOT IMPAIRED at all at their time of arrest.

And after all this drinking and driving along with accidents caused by drunk drivers was never really reduced.   Any reduction happened in the 80s when the laws were first put in place from that point on, it was pretty much the same for 30+ years.

Then in 2009 Uber was founded soon followed by Lyft.  It was so effective that some police departments (mostly unions) said it was causing a lack of "revenue" because they wrote so few DWI tickets.  Governments from federal to local fought it all the way.    The average DWI will cost a person 10-20K minimum even if found not guilty.   Most of this was grift that went to the state one way or another.

California's government attempted to put all ride share drivers out of business with laws against independent contractors.  This led drivers to form corporations and LLCs just to stay in business.

Las Vegas literally pulled some of the first uber drivers over at gun point and were pushed to do so by the cab lobby and the mafia that runs the Vegas cab business.  The city of Austin tried to outlaw Uber/Lyft as well, again spurred on by Austin PD and police unions.

These are just a few examples.

Despite all this ride services survived and thrived and have done more to reduce DWIs and accidents caused due to them than 4 decades of state endorsed warfare on our own citizens and billions of dollars in PR campaigns paid for with stolen money.

The solution is Always in the free market.   The impediment to these solutions is ALWAYS government.

#grownostr


I'll take 2 please


I remember my mom took me to see this in the theater. She probably shouldn't have at my age but I probably talked her into it and I remember when it was over she was amazed by how much glass was broken in the movie...lol...she was like they must've spend a fortune on glass 😂😂 #greatmemories


Penis Butter
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Any recommendation for an android keyboard? Been using anysoft forever and wondered if there was anything better? #asknostr


Unfortunately we weren't allowed to take photos, but I did make a courtroom sketch.

#COPAvWright
https://image.nostr.build/cd2fe080cb217cac2cac052c9e413498d2e6d7b1d8253c30af16490bd5870441.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1440x1920&blurhash=_7I%23cHQl4TIAM%7BtSbc%7Ep_N%25gNGa%7DM%7BkBt7NGo%7Dt7aes%3AV%40%252H%40V%40oLbHkVbbV%40NGozkCbIRjWA%3FbRjWBxasUsUoLn%24j%5BofofkCWVWVt7IUM%7BR%2BR%2BofWVs%3At7ofjFaKjFt7&x=0652f78a689fa3a8cba630ed7788c08fb4f4dcf5c58500ba2d00ed0136a4600a


Where is this? Whats Auto Mac 🤔


Lmao


#beerstr
One of the most beautiful places in the states!
https://image.nostr.build/7c3dbd0a01c000b7a97fa5dcd6e158ce2ad23d2480d281ca1011658496b048a0.jpg


Haha I had one npub before this one. I saved my public key instead of the private one by accident and couldnt log back in when I logged out loool


My 1 year Nostr anniversary is on the 10th. What are y'all getting me? 🤔🤔😂 Maybe some sats??
https://i.nostr.build/nBAM.jpg


Heyyyyooooo
https://i.nostr.build/m6Qj.jpg


Fast solutions to privacy leaks

Leak: Cloudflare correlates all your activity
How: The bulk of the internet uses Cloudflare's CDN so they oversee all logins
Solution: Use AnonAddy, SimpleLogin, or other burner email masking to separate accounts

Leak: Uploaded Images leak (to Big Tech) your location, despite a VPN
How: Your phone attaches EXIF metadata to images
Solution: There's apps to remove EXIF data such as Scrambled EXIF

Leak: Your IP address is sent to the sender on opening an email
How: tiny images called 'pixels' call upon 3rd party JavaScript
Solution: Block third party images/content

Leak: Every Linux program sees all the others
How: Linux has zero graphical isolation, any program with access to the display can see everything
Solution: Run untrusted proprietary software in a virtual machine, or at least not at the same time as your KeePass open.  Also Android has better app isolation.

Leak: On mobile, Tor exit nodes can correlate activity
How: Orbot isn't giving you new Tor circuits for each app, so your anonymous Signal burner and KYC Telegram number are both pulled to the same Tor exit
Solution: Use different profiles or firewall toggle them off. (Calyx has a great one or Graphene each app network access)

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All I know is grind bro, provide value till I drop


Android. My Home feed.


When I open primal it updates my feed with about 20 new notes and then below that are older cached notes from the last time I opened primal and there isnt any way to get the missing notes and I feel like that is a new thing and seems pretty terrible 🤔


There are entire neighborhoods where cops won’t even go. I live within a short drive of a couple. This is why even though American founders like Paine agreed government was evil, they knew that some government was necessary.

 “Society in every state is a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one: for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer. Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built upon the ruins of the bowers of paradise. For were the impulses of conscience clear, uniform and irresistibly obeyed, man would need no other lawgiver; but that not being the case, he finds it necessary to surrender up a part of his property to furnish means for the protection of the rest; and this he is induced to do by the same prudence which in every other case advises him, out of two evils to choose the least. Wherefore, security being the true design and end of government, it unanswerably follows that whatever form thereof appears most likely to ensure it to us, with the least expense and greatest benefit, is preferable to all others.”

Thomas Paine
Common Sense


l.mao


CSW trolling is an Olympic sport now... Have a laugh 🤣
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1751925417424961536/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/vzMb1R34cZPXH2v1.mp4


A classic


For some reason our post about last week's rewards did not get published on Sunday, but we did send the rewards as usual. So here you go:

Thanks to everyone who shared, zapped, liked and commented on our memes lately 🫡

✅ 3 random reposts from last week each got 2,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1mw8jj8w0jjfh8afzgpcvhm604wqtn2xngdpydt9plc6pznx9rhgqny59rj, nostr:npub1nje4ghpkjsxe5thcd4gdt3agl2usxyxv3xxyx39ul3xgytl5009q87l02j, nostr:npub1cm3v486tkgy6qjtk09srry4qvc40y0jysyqha5e3v67whnc22jwsrreyud 🎉

✅ 3 random reactions from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1p3q90x8quww274xjkggc0xap665k2yymzwyl54w6tweqmktt5ksqfv9t86, nostr:npub1l9f4cu26syxfklucee75c8ggd7akz0pchk56kfdevuz7wk32k07q0xrpf6, nostr:npub1q9fawsk02d7ffc47l92peuasy9q23ganvs00aqfagxz9rgk5g3usy92n3g 🎉

✅ 3 random comments from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1uy9r0g9s5kdlyj42axx0v683pu6q3a8p8e5x9j0r3850qngemersd2tu32, nostr:npub1sr92xvmaxdmqac64d9exptc2qw9wd2pwd593jhrak0raqt4njnhq50l2qw, nostr:npub1mpz30qp2gdr403t2apjzhla56fh94hs8zgznw5pp26q0tztw27dsu60pxm 🎉

Enjoy your memes and have a nice day!


Feels like a good day for this throwback https://video.nostr.build/c089acf7ea1408e079e90010c8a70ba83c0cbd16ad28d010856e7948af714d3a.mp4


lol idk its wild


Newpipe is great. Haven't watched a YouTube ad in years


What will the #Bitcoin price be in 2024?
2024 2+0+2+4 = 8
https://image.nostr.build/362ad05de6d88e40c245eaf2091c2dca9c60759f696433fbc000e9469e154061.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=150x150&blurhash=UQIf%7DfI.xz%3DxAOxcxdoN%5EmNEfks%3A%24*jWWANH&x=32f5f1bde5b521b5e9b167b3bee33990dac9b8569319d6192e26fa0c1270afd2


Gotcha. I find the idea of using social media on an actual computer (not a phone) to be very strange. I've literally never done it lol


Gotcha. I guess the app just uses some default list of relays that are unknown to me.


Are relay settings on primal not a thing? 🤔🤔🤔 Am I completely missing something?


Yeah I felt kinda cringey pasting the link


Exactly 😂


You can read it here

https://craigwright.net/blog/bitcoin-blockchain-tech/dr-craig-wright-issues-settlement-offer-to-copa-members-and-all-parties-in-upcoming-intellectual-property-litigation/


OK...I was thinking obsidian and that wasnt correct 😂 Thanks!


What's the app where you can update apps from GitHub? 🤔😑🤔


Derpy #handsomeboi in his box

#catstr
https://i.nostr.build/mD3q.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=439x446&blurhash=%7CfIEkJxu%251t7Rjj%5BfQayWB%7EpofWCofRjofazj%5Bay-%3ARkNGWBWVj%5Bayj%5BoeIpj%5BWBfkt6ayWBf7j%5Bt6ofWCoft6ayWBWVayoLayofayayj%5Bayj%5Bj%5BRkaykCWCWBoLj%5Bj%5Bj%5Bayoeofj%5BWBayofj%5Bayofj%5Bayj%5Bj%5BWCj%5BayWC&x=91532d59b3cf5e49ffa7198773030acc8e41121257aba3b4031c78c951b42114


https://i.nostrimg.com/d2a745a8ffc8eab894a8bf2eec28daa055c24862aa661a3b1f1ca82164893f11/file.jpg
#meme #memes


4090 sooo expensive lol


🏆
https://m.primal.net/HXbG.jpg


When will the SEC approve the new Nostr logo?


THE NOSTR REPORT

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Dec 29, 2023
Block Height: 823,438
Moscow Time: 23:66 ⚡/ $
V4V: 5 zaps ⚡5,100
Top Zapper: nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx (⚡4,000)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
https://nostr.report
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“If you don't believe in yourself in what you do, why should others?
If your art pleases yourself first, others will almost certainly like it too.”
nostr:npub17nd4yu9anyd3004pumgrtazaacujjxwzj36thtqsxskjy0r5urgqf6950x
nostr:note1x5v4wh36kfydh9lv22vn5t3dyu8xhczl475tsmjk53ecl0k3ul2qd9d99s
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 Reminder that there is no Plebchain Radio episode this week. The team is taking a break to spend time with loved ones for the holidays, and then next week, will kick off 2024 with episode #42.
nostr:note1r7gxn960u4fe0zul8lf383m3yjkllynfqwjtyuwmhyapw45vhpwq4s5mas

nostr:npub1h493d0qgwhu95s82zd9sxrt3ckn3ttgvaf04z02neckadxw5fkvqte4cwz announces nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s as a conference speaker 🔥 And there’s still time to buy a ticket before prices go up in 2 days. 🎫
nostr:note1wyxmpukfklup2llempr4exg6tdqqpw9ws4ll6eh08qy57m3hf5xqdhdxg6

nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr If you have anyone who’s Nostr curious in your life, this is a great episode to share.
nostr:note16gva8p0s38fwhm5x0g0p6pzertm6h85dd85t4lf69ym9q5nwny6qs5xtq3

nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr discovers a zap anomaly that just happened to coincide with Nostr’s first #v4v show ⚡🤔
nostr:note18wlxncn4cxj5l6xrckn7a0v08z7xw56d8rz0v2yc2zmg5jugck6qxa7uh8

nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg shares his talk from Advancing Bitcoin discussing the topic of "reputation overcompensation."
nostr:note1dcfzexn0seztxpjas90ueekcszxgdmnwmj9syp3qj26dlauee3qqms6cfp

nostr:npub1e4qg56wvd3ehegd8dm7rlgj8cm998myq0ah8e9t5zeqkg7t7s93q750p76 shares a great visual explainer of the Nostr protocol 🗺
nostr:note1dx3tgfu82gz8uq0cdccd53a3x5nv8qp8vt9wc9qk8vgvpursnsts35q7w8
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nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft previews his latest microclient, Faaans
nostr:note15kaw49kqnyfplutqpdcrjyykgetjfh5ye05wlq7nhu3rfddfu9nsgqfez3

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s explains the new note parser in nostrdb. It will parse and store note contents in parts, making the data more readily usable by front end devs.
nostr:note18jl07lcggkqvfm6y8trj5h8kxcjezwwef2w5h48z8gfleka6l7dqhuqxmd

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f New ScreenTime feature is coming to NostrNet to help you manage your app list better.
nostr:note1ztskjmdav64763xu09j0yzn0jsltkk40la6wwfz8h8kuzwey2jcqgww70q

nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 Unleashed.Chat fast approaching 1k users smoothly.
nostr:note1z89qn5ya0eky9e5szu43apvnkz0y9lghdh486gf3c8r8fgeh9dlq6hty8h

The #nostrudel client is now available to run locally on your nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll 👀
*This is for beta testing, and nostr:npub1ye5ptcxfyyxl5vjvdjar2ua3f0hynkjzpx552mu5snj3qmx5pzjscpknpr is requesting feedback.
nostr:note1d2y20slya7j8hmnrl8ffytlwkhujdd036tnkarsv6jdqets0s6ssxuyldx
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1dld9hn3gsgtkh7atl26s8gd49qfjjkpdw8ztap9mk4n7vhq60y0satfd8s Russia and Iran have finalized an agreement to trade in their local currencies instead of the U.S dollar 👀
nostr:note1ct7ajk48g8ak4zwnk3au3d4reuzfun63lcxhunv2wgt954jv88ys9lzu48

nostr:npub1ej493cmun8y9h3082spg5uvt63jgtewneve526g7e2urca2afrxqm3ndrm shares a Geyser page to raise funds to help cover transaction feeds for the OpenTimestamps (OTS) project. OTS is an "open source, free to use, timestamping standard that anyone can use to protect data. It's used by Bitcoin Core, LND, and many other projects to protect software releases and git commits from tampering."
nostr:note1na03n9lcx6mvrevpum53ed778t7u6r7rxs5n8k9cq6twg3my34pqsrgzcp

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx shares his thoughts on KYC bitcoin. “There is no such thing as KYC or No KYC bitcoin, there are bitcoiners on lists and those that are not on lists.” Read it.
nostr:note1pt9kp72u9h75vu4sl3nzsgs3y0xckr9jvytr64x80sylvv69jdhqj5wax9

nostr:npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8 says to reach out if you're running a data processing or AI service and want to operate on Nostr
nostr:note140ftn4z2pcz5jn8wgr7dvr593zuh3yg80fd5wm6v2yy3ly7w4jfqdd04at

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex Everyone ready?
nostr:note1znfqp3szhmuu2r9y4zhvnuajwqeyx4u5ec5zke7ql9ppj2p5c64sj9vclk
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Stay Classy, Nostr.


https://image.nostr.build/6aeba037796d8c690d9df9c1899064a3435f33f09c70a092456dcaacfae91f90.jpg
#meme #memes


Thats Boris right? Lol


Lol is there an app?


Breaking News! https://i.nostr.build/xA8m.jpg


Merry Christmas from a sleepy boi

🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄

#handsomeboi
#catstr

https://i.nostr.build/vo7W.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1508x1512&blurhash=%7CfF%23%7BpIVxtxtj%5DM%7BWYaxof%7EoRQofxsofM%7Bj%5DjYof%25LWBofj%5BofRjkCaxoLoeoet6j%5Ba%23WBflWBWCNHxtj%5BofWBayj%5BWBayWDt6j%40WXWBWCj%5BWCWVs.j%3Fj%3Fayj%40afWVjtayt6WVa%7Bj%5BoLoLjujsj%3Fofa%23j%5Bfkj%5BWCj%5BWBj%5B&x=0854e1e8ab57c8dda30713ddc39830858cbb1eb396801a3f17f0283443df2efd


Morning peeps! We need some more opinions 🎅 Can't let my sisters Instagram get more votes!

#asknostr #christmas #nostr #bitcoin #holidays
nostr:nevent1qqs08s4zyltyfaxq66r8z7gs5m68teq8awczak0z4hs2lend4famnpspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqs9aesyg3rvc6jws87unhl73e3rdnw83slgge87grd9d7zksplfvqvzqqqqm8yh4yn6v


could we have a big thread of everybody's christmas trees this year? 👉👈🥹


Exactly 1 year ago today, after some fine tuning and beta testing, I released nostr.build to the world.
I never imagined it would get this far, especially in such a short period of time. I can't even imagine what another year will bring! Keep building and LFG

nostr:note1gw3pnxp6k65y6q5vmw98weqrfy4f5pnahvmt52scuuy87687v0pqnxnuyt


I’m just going to leave this right here.

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_7d5354a5a79795b02dd541df2814a0274ebeeaca1d61d228cbd7ac8f271bd166.jpeg


Bitcoin Jesus or Bitcoin Judas? https://image.nostr.build/cac2f0714bd061b50b56f45339b467e90e25099a7daa6f33e515847c6f23c796.jpg


Looks great. Had problems logging in, sending SATs to upload and if I refresh the page I get logged out. Could be great!


Are you a child of the 80s, like music and #bitcoin?

I am selling this artwork for the highest bid in Satoshis, plus shipping ($9) - without frame.

Place a bid and share to participate.

signed unique piece,  approx 297 x 210 mm

Ends at block time 821950

(the same auction is running on the bird app)

https://kanuto.io/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Bitcoin-MTV-art-01-1300x1300.jpg

https://kanuto.io/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Bitcoin-MTV-art-02-1300x1300.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/f531a59c6be8bcc1fe51514a8bf4ac5a421ed38e4eed3f3578b4938221c17713.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,503 🤙💜


THE NOSTR REPORT

FEELING THE LOVE
Dec 15, 2023
Block Height: 821,310
Moscow Time: 23:69 ⚡/ $
V4V: 11 zaps ⚡7,600
Top Zapper: nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq  (⚡5,000)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
https://nostr.report
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“Spotify wraps pay in lip service. V4V pays with depth, meaning and connection. Feeling the love on here.”
nostr:npub1a377f258tzafuzdgezwjw4aplg8ze3suyzm40t6j4czcjvwp5vls5d5r4w
nostr:note180ct08228exy3ur3338gav7ycpqu0hzmexlpcjnd3h82y3v3kp9q4hhhhs
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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Listen to this week’s Plebchain Radio as nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s and nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 welcomed guest nostr:npub1v67clmf4jrezn8hsz28434nc0y5fu65e5esws04djnl2kasxl5tskjmjjk for an interview after he just completed an epic journey across 41 countries! https://fountain.fm/episode/jpPZI7wQXWp2yYYHHAY0
nostr:note14uuejsqgqhd8nrkh8gu50w8kamtkav8tdfnf62j20tt076hc3u2quf4096

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Ledger Connect Kit Exploited in a major security incident after a former Ledger employee was victim to a phishing attack.
nostr:note1s4rrthmsnl2jld4dezex7nyw9mj0m6a8uueu53ym7zjrglsx32cq25q598

nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc 103!
nostr:note16dv8x8hmudg3mgyxlsqjlm6s8vz3gdczktjckt8kgnp5dkgdnusq7xn7z0

nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx Alby has gone to invite-only for new users. Link to their full announcement in the linked note.
nostr:note13xfgyxwt263jmx9kh9mxmr8ldr4yxpgqw0uu8ggc4avshd2hgersq7tnzd

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s it appears Threads is already blocking Nostr.
nostr:note19r94pc3q2gdz072s962rl0vwleh3jcyddh67ptl4e4dp0ct84t5q7py8gu

nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en Introducing River Link. Send bitcoin to anyone in your contact list via email, text, social media DM, etc.
nostr:note1c4paaq7ngxvgkllj7k73lsg7q2mr3jv2e3n57aqfqjlzptt4f6zs9d64ux

nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a shares his latest video trying to give out #bitcoin to people in the streets of Cuba.
nostr:note1ltcfc5chqzf6ujsatlgd6kyaawarnqgjudr9nyuj5fddruhy2r8s2pajj0

nostr:npub15w99e58vynflyrzgwzsr9svcjyym7yrufn5xfr7ut2wyfy43hrcqslyz93 shows nostr:npub1sqzr42dj8vx32yd5jcvvl3ytux45kl0etgf6y2ymjvmd7lqmuwmqk9vk7v casually becoming a no-kyc non-custodial lightning bitcoin exchange while already being awesomest.
nostr:note1uzrtsssh8fpttqhf86rjp7pqep4d7pls57ku78w6ssm8msdgpvcq5cnn96
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 Collaborative live editing of Nostr documents. https://w3.do/x2Hcmfd0

nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49 read this note full of Snort updates
nostr:note16wy73qzfqxdmjmegyr0ahgd5hvnggszaaz4df87nx4h9gsu2txmsfcy854

nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac made some new updates to https://heynostr.com
nostr:note1gmpmtt3h6lsdceket2z39se6zfzp5jssakmnwvh9wcgmek2lpa3svs2qsq

nostr:npub10000003zmk89narqpczy4ff6rnuht2wu05na7kpnh3mak7z2tqzsv8vwqk announces that njump.me is now able to show users a list of selected Android/iOS apps on mobile, along with usual web clients to allow you to quickly switch apps. New users who click on apps that aren't installed will be redirected to their respective app store. 👐
nostr:note1qqqqq9evzf9fwsll8xddxfl4f6rarfkcmpynxs48v9tlt38xz0ts2ez63e

nostr:npub1dx5q2el8nd4eh3eg9t2e25fd7zuqg7zxz6ldkc3uzgh66ss2yc6st288sj Release v0.2.1-beta fixes bug in mint swap process, and more.
nostr:note12sam9q8a270gcuadgqfdj750zm0e4pmn5pduskgfw0smakglhefqwkejc0
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1c878wu04lfqcl5avfy3p5x83ndpvedaxv0dg7pxthakq3jqdyzcs2n8avm LNbits/Makerbits will be managing the hackspace at Bitcoin Atlantis. Check it out.
nostr:note16ztdpxq74emjjlcz2xetwhu5k4hfy6y6xc3hydgxzcne8e3kz8dsjq0qnt

nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 KYC is a honeypot 🍯 and a plague on bitcoin.
nostr:note17kjkg8atzxt23a9yjywzulmsey6nzs53542tx3x3hg59wc3snvls5n7ud9

nostr:npub1kmwdmhuxvafg05dyap3qmy42jpwztrv9p0uvey3a8803ahlwtmnsnhxqk9 announces partnership with nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 to highlight interesting initiatives on Geyser each week.
nostr:note1ahdwpwl0qf6y5lvnqk87t8ylk6c3ygcrmrn4wswn69z9t4na50gs0a3qpd

nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv shares how Stacker News is using V4V to reward its users
nostr:note1drhr7rkt75ny7vxva6de6htm5w8k0x0h2spc90dr8cxhx3hkc0ks7y3e8j

nostr:npub1va6zy0gmr8wp2328xw4h2kdvmcwjrl0nl6djv5kyv0rl4kcjcppqvzckg7 Lolli raises $8M Series B to expand its bitcoin and cashback rewards to enterprises.
nostr:note1ga3wwcue53s42x6cnkqr9a5a9x75ctg7ujy9uy7srz3594anx64qjkr2s8

nostr:npub149p5act9a5qm9p47elp8w8h3wpwn2d7s2xecw2ygnrxqp4wgsklq9g722q and nostr:npub1g53mukxnjkcmr94fhryzkqutdz2ukq4ks0gvy5af25rgmwsl4ngq43drvk exchange ideas about operability and interoperability of #Nostr
nostr:note1x87sx67lxmk09eyys4xxsn9x0a3k534rkxnparxgv8w5k70gd47qv50x2z
nostr:note1llrjhvgnzuqf97hv5y6v0np2lzr4awc8u0am3u57nzzy7h4pflzs3kzw8v
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub1de6l09erjl9r990q7n9ql0rwh8x8n059ht7a267n0q3qe28wua8q20q0sd mymoneygon
nostr:note14frqnqxfmuzhsgn749g8hm2er68ehvw63wclpuf80v0wy3cra0gsxrtg0g
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Stay Classy, Nostr.


#studybitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/c8419793a0990c0db9003b8fabe8561dabd2a513b4f4c9a19d38c55c3cd9aba3.jpg


Dinner

#steak
#dinner
https://i.nostr.build/AOgj.jpg


Homemade grenade launcher https://i.nostr.build/Mdr4.jpg


Self-custody fixes this 🧡 https://image.nostr.build/846d923417d87886aa35a9d05dd01310d07d8b2ebb010f07978c891c724a4221.jpg


No Krampus loool


Dedicated pizza delivery
https://v.nostr.build/LwzW.mp4


#nostr #grownostr #zapathon #zaps #water #memestr #memes https://image.nostr.build/b31fc3e12c7c0f1c45c58b41b73bc82eb944d3ebcc6164ee36969ae1cc20882e.jpg


THE NOSTR REPORT

BITCOIN HAS THE DRIP
Nov 30, 2023
Block Height: 819,138
Moscow Time: 26:57 ⚡/ $
V4V: 14 zaps ⚡ 12,495
Top Zapper: nostr:npub19dn7fq9hlxwjsdtgf28hyakcdmd73cccaf2u7a7vl42echey7ezs2hwja7  (⚡5,555)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
https://nostr.report
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“How many drone strikes does it take to make a USD transaction” 🔥
nostr:npub1xv6axulxcx6mce5mfvfzpsy89r4gee3zuknulm45cqqpmyw7680q5pxea6 responds to the latest #Bitcoin mining FUD.
nostr:note13t33gdr6f2gvdvf90edggqeqlvvarwq2zjtyvexznpcy5h77sels0vp0t9
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va A veritable flood of Bitcoin mining FUD dropped yesterday including this gem from the BBC entitled “Every Bitcoin payment 'uses a swimming pool of water'” 💦 https://w3.do/6NXIcpU3
nostr:note1vxwatr9tqj0y03xczjmyw2t2kyak8ms4yl5w5gy7s6wuu64ga26qh0rsjh

nostr:npub1s0veng2gvfwr62acrxhnqexq76sj6ldg3a5t935jy8e6w3shr5vsnwrmq5 Meet the first Sovereign Engineering Cohort, 21 builders who will be heading to Madeira in a little over a month. If you didn't make this round, applications for the second cohort are now open. Application information in the linked article.
https://w3.do/113cP2iF

nostr:npub1cqm6dztalp4l6n04f9k20c333xftgangjla337736dr6faz9na0qf2hjec shares his latest Bitcoin Rapid Fire featuring nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft ,
nostr:npub1tdc9um9kqfp9cqvjqtwswzsvqzdsgzkpn9swamed3286kfwpaljsrr8r0y , & nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc talking about Nostr development and Madeira.
nostr:note18ah0ug0z2t93hpf9jk7gxx42pa3jqh4j3rgd9wsnv7s54c2uvvlqqttw9j

nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u shares a preview of his latest #BitcoinTalk featuring nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s . "Who are the REAL terrorists?"
nostr:note1mjfulm0txjvswcclyhcamq0dngaxy9rzhdyq4ye3hvkmndshnagq9yncx0

nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk “As announced at the #FutureOfBitcoinMining conference, I have relaunched my Eligius mining pool to help bring more decentralization to #Bitcoin mining. I am calling it OCEAN.”
nostr:note1gj7nhp5xctk0m5yy2d9j8p63j0kdn6s427scml6cyam5xey7t3ms3cennx

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 83 BTC Fee Transaction Was a Cold Wallet Hack
nostr:note1jferkwqerwd493snk7yu3p7mq9305qrwyz7jm6j8dan7qzzesqqqy4dart

nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx Another one bites the dust 🪦https://w3.do/7wO_praH
nostr:note12uaysa93myhnhc5df2va0ytty52s3hkwldh4d60uedp74wcdhjgq74fctz
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z Amethyst update v0.81.3 bring Shopster support and a ton of new features, enhancements and fixes. See note for details:
nostr:note15wwae62dc0h4pdpl63tc0tg75lyg8v6q45z7s8yvduc2ws585pus249acx

nostr:npub16dhgpql60vmd4mnydjut87vla23a38j689jssaqlqqlzrtqtd0kqex0nkq Shopstr dev says custom storefronts are on the roadmap, and shares info on how to currently share your listings.
nostr:note1pwgcryhevn2rg50k7fqygwadqyytvnw09nxeutarsqwxxqx4zd6q7cwvcn

nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg notes that nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z 's Shopstr sale was a record amount for any economic transaction with Cashu so far.
nostr:note12ummyqfgtkrtlt75dpnyuk2ayf3c5s4fr8e7nnd0n85h0n75exeqxctfr4

nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f NostrNet.work allows you to organize and run all your nostr web apps within a single app.
nostr:note1e572nzm9jt7e2w4fsng6wp6ntzk08gpfn4sh4j5xmhl34j62kczst6cqgn

nostr:npub1pruks45lzhclsq6xdpzlj48gkwz0aenxn2jcnjzmsc8a8ll9ngys9pnj2f Nostr signing device anyone? 💜🔥🔥https://github.com/AlbiziaLebbeck/nostr-signing-device
nostr:note1qkz797wg2dyer8ucga6rtm9wnnpnqgyc6lht2lfyn26xkhuqgcps3hh38f

nostr:npub18k67rww6547vdf74225x4p6hfm4zvhs8t8w7hp75fcrj0au7mzxs30202m Wherostr update adds reaction emojis 🤗
nostr:note1qqqq22ydqvjngt2efyuv3yj0ppqv6p9ln6hl983ljsu2wqeh23nsyl7ft7

nostr:npub1yk3pjtw0xnpmuvnf3z6un72z42t83xye69d4jsfxq2z54pera85qcwyya6 Shares an in depth paper on the various recovery methods for the Block’s BitKey hardware wallet 🔐
nostr:note1wmsayqa47cl3qqum286g9k6fzjv3rd4wkx5ptctjthqcrlp7gleqsg7uxa

nostr:npub1v6xwae25wh6etmqw3m6yce9lnk5dnhtqpzk9fhxjfvjsryctjc8q2kxk5t (VIDEO) Demo of paying from a bitcoin core node using new Soverynode PWA.
nostr:note1g2hhvg0mxrcek8pat0ptlng7j2vr839j7acet66d8xtx5jqvx83sqjw6ut

nostr:npub1zfss807aer0j26mwp2la0ume0jqde3823rmu97ra6sgyyg956e0s6xw445 shares new improvements he's been working on in Lume.
nostr:note1kzf0nx6t6n3eupxnrj97lhmnu2hdxlzdyx488uw0yskjrx5yh5xs0dqcf4

nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n Core Lightning Lead Rusty Russell shares updates on the latest innovations in lightning, including splicing, dual funding, and the latest CLN release.
nostr:note1qcqwq0ksgm3vcz2efzv6x3lncpvg7zwrf2kj76y0dxpz8s0t9dfqkkzcz5

nostr:npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx shares an update on renewed development of nostr.watch thanks to a grant from OpenSats. https://w3.do/o3gbtI6S
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Spiral Renews Grant to the Validating Lightning Signer (VLS) Project
nostr:note100t55vu4vm4nu4rpylrq43ha3pquhetwxzekw8tcvvktf0zclk8sph8wrv

nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd Ransomware attack at Fidelity National Financial causes panic with homeowners and buyers. Not your keys, not your cheese. 🧀
nostr:note13vsavjslwlcesrr8ekuu967eydur9vtwrhkrd007cxzckfdkddjqnay0aj

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Breez partners with Bitcoin payments app "lipa" and releases SDK Core v0.2.10
nostr:note1c73jtsfa9vpqxymhe7ugq2hcl3wnpem8r79rkyw8xqrvnpqa4sas68vexy

nostr:npub1gp4xzpmluelsakjtayc4wtzj97fhj5kakqjvsannu00xkdlf4x8s0xdqyq What is the gossip model
nostr:note1jd95084ev3hcje003uh3smqfwjxayke7af3gczcfq662u4747d2q5khsu3

nostr:npub13v9zh6hka0heyh5w0ru0ptdyrauf3wx6w25fwxufnz9l0ptax60sg63rka Geyser is looking to hire a UX/UI Designer. See note for more details.
nostr:note1yy6spwude8t4npn2wsmqeezz6xznxzsmu20v9335rjyg4nx2fnsq2mlhk0

nostr:npub1qe3e5wrvnsgpggtkytxteaqfprz0rgxr8c3l34kk3a9t7e2l3acslezefe translates the nostr.how site to Dutch 🇳🇱
nostr:note1rdyczg0nw5u0zv44fw8krd85y9d30rpfwrtaprpfn7ak375k4sfs9qvkwk
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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nostr:npub1clfjjuhrnr2dyrxknvdgg5v4dnq55t5svkk34r76rpwzqf5cjdas7rk28k Boiler of oceans, destroyer of pools 🟠
nostr:note1prvpqqdamd4xras55xnrazzdl63k92k3azafc3np03md2cnwfvuq5uhagr
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Stay Classy, Nostr.


Love me some jellyfin. Watching it right now.


The Bahamas were very nice!
Can't wait to go back

#nature
#sunset
https://i.nostr.build/dr0Y.jpg


OK I scrolled a little and found out


Wat happened? I'm outta the loop :(


I'm somewhere in the Caribbean...I think
https://i.nostr.build/agzZ.jpg

#nature
#boatsnhoes


Whoever invented folding laundry deserves shame


zap notes feed goats.

https://youtu.be/s4uu0NJ934E

#lightning-goats


Everybody: Oh no so much lightning spam

Me:
https://i.nostr.build/Wyr3.jpg


What site is this?


https://i.nostrimg.com/ba53180ff05e3c1d4ceff47b651ca5e86d5098a0e971e0ce2ade31f7a3f479bb/file.jpg
#meme #memes


Make them work for it #nostrmemes #memes #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/HPkH.jpg


Literally anybody on April fools day


No gif pfps on primal 🤔


I steal memes to educate you on how the gobermint steals your money
https://image.nostr.build/df03ba26ce0745e436ce9162be62c2bed00904c9284003f72adf6fd52cf95205.jpg


Delicious!!!!

https://i.nostr.build/47KG.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/q8QB.jpg


Blue zebra cakes 🤔


I didnt get any notifications :( except from telegram for the zaps


Someone like this post. I wanna see if notifications work 👀


😭😭😭😭😭😭

https://i.nostr.build/q2gd.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/4Xyr.jpg


It is not until you have a child that you understand why grown men love penis jokes.

Our 2 year old was sitting on the toilet reading dr seuss. He was smiling when mom walked in, she said "what?", and he just giggled and snickered.

She took the book from his hands, and when pulling it away, he had his penis closed in the book, and he started dying laughing.

She couldn't not laugh either.

Why the hell a kid closes his penis in a book and laughs about it I will never know.

But i know one thing. Men will always love dick jokes lmao.


I feel like its "calling in sick" and "calling out of work" but either one works for real lol


I like the nostr:npub1jfujw6llhq7wuvu5detycdsq5v5yqf56sgrdq8wlgrryx2a2p09svwm0gx meme image descriptions 😂😂

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THE NOSTR REPORT

FIND OUT
Oct 7, 2023
Block Height: 811,061
Moscow Time: 35:75 ⚡/ $
V4V: 10 zaps ⚡ 25,000
Top Zapper: @anon  (⚡21,000)
Nostr Report is committed to V4V, thank you to our supporters.
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“Kind of wild to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of our life in the Find Out century.”
nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl
nostr:note1ulwsu6w0mavjqze3qmazadz53dfccpw52j9d29frvms4m802a4rsr44hwn
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 Listen to the latest episode of #PlebchainRadio, featuring nostr:npub14wxtsrj7g2jugh70pfkzjln43vgn4p7655pgky9j9w9d75u465pqvagcye & nostr:npub1q5sah9f3p9kl7uqdeaqskqwmg74ktxx70e0093dzh4lpzcp3t0mqzxky65 from nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm 🔥
https://fountain.fm/episode/YZAjkMJPWbLsttzHnGAJ
nostr:note1e0rk3jhfddzkykdqpjgryhnm7jnh6y2hsmzu0ycslurddrs8cq9qlu53g3

Our NostReporter nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h is at #WoB23 ready to report on today’s talks!
nostr:note16dcz8729hw5l0ad4h0x8h2lsa7hprvmsx3v9hh5mpur0pkcd27xqz5sjfu

The SBF fraud trial heats up as Gary Wang, co-founder of FTX, drops some mind blowing testimony against the FTX founder. The trial resumes Tuesday with the prosecution's star witness, Caroline Ellison. Catch up on the details of the case and recent testimony here:
https://w3.do/5_o1I9ht

nostr:npub1trr5r2nrpsk6xkjk5a7p6pfcryyt6yzsflwjmz6r7uj7lfkjxxtq78hdpu shares a perfect example of why #bitcoin is so important.
nostr:note1npchjqdvhr9qsnx4660yszkpw5kaak0wmng4k0kml7cqzye6j69swydvvd

nostr:npub1m2mvvpjugwdehtaskrcl7ksvdqnnhnjur9v6g9v266nss504q7mqvlr8p9 shares how EU policy censors based on DNS, so it's best not to host in the EU and/or with EU domain names, see note for article. 🤬
nostr:note1ves4ptvp33425pnaqlzszzqurvkpmueswpzs0j87yvsqaxe0heys9w86d0
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💻nostr Tech💻
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nostr:npub1cesrkrcuelkxyhvupzm48e8hwn4005w0ya5jyvf9kh75mfegqx0q4kt37c announces the Nosotros.app, a new web client with a goal of being almost on par with native clients. It is still read-only but you can enter your npub and browse your feed to check it out.
nostr:note1xnywyd7mghdyvc5w8nfxppcmgle94e5prv3zmwwdcuc08y24tptskcd6qy

nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr updates the Primal web app with profile feeds, an improved image viewer, and a new “Latest with Replies” feed.
nostr:note1344pn8tp73wttkntfrg24d2un5p8c3q6vxjmnyd0uy9n7xqs4c4sl2xsju

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s Damus builds 22 and 23 released with bug fixes (profile updating, timeline location bug). Will also throws out the idea of “read” states. Let him know what you think!
nostr:note1gtlwhzqjt5lkdvx8yh07u8k8whjarpncfkznzsdvjz4vnsq0nvdquvl6x5
nostr:note1gkdmymha64npp9tvzwmcu99yvg9t2qzgem0q9vm7dtj80n56ypdqnal2px

nostr:npub1hxjnw53mhghumt590kgd3fmqme8jzwwflyxesmm50nnapmqdzu7swqagw3 Samourai Wallet v0.99.98i: Full PSBT Support, Post-send UI, Batch Spend JSON Import & More
nostr:note1jq8c9pywsdc9xl35ufjg7dfk9cgjm9knqg0uncn9hpqztp6vz4jq6yrrk3

nostr:npub1z29uqk4xl4pp6qxrcvufx20nnn782zcrtkmvmtfwkruc80l4v20sr9heag now offers a dynamic list of follow suggestions, recommending trending accounts from the nostr.band site 🤩
nostr:note1www3s57u35smsl59r0krpv38lkdtefunu3jv5wx4ued83840rksqxe063q

nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn shares update 0.3.10 of Coracle 💜
nostr:note1m5zqaupn033p6dd6vgs26r4u9gdxx9gzu6xh0jyg6a8hfdcfmcqqr4wf70
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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nostr:npub1ua6fxn9ktc4jncanf79jzvklgjftcdrt5etverwzzg0lgpmg3hsq2gh6v6 is a LN jukebox, lots of fun to play around with and DJ, check it out! 📻https://jukebox.lighting/jukebox/web/-1001672416970 and check out the note for their zapstream:
nostr:note1c97urnjq6sqkxyyq8qrdp5f34wz0t02etwycfu8nwrv82lrh70pqvjjz60

nostr:npub1htvcvuuq7met3agd8luxn2hhthyes7tjqjnuskjt7muth87qwpuq08qt0m drops some sweet #Nostrasia swag. Pick one up, 3% discount if you pay in sats ⚡
nostr:note1ugvxptx3t3ffay6r87xg2sqd68c7ryz96sjyqukcgrmwj5aym45sxnxwt2

nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg LN.tips is looking for new channel partners! Fees are low right now, please consider opening a channel to the bot 🤖
nostr:note10rzlr2ns97kc5rrjqgmhj3ceshfjupj0y8tencn3sm7wum8djcsqhxnl9c
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Be sure to follow the #NostrMemes competition by nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7, and congrats to our very own nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 for taking home first prize! 🏆
nostr:note1sm38w77dwskwwe8rtp6lzcmr8mdan946wlw3tj5mh7vzet7lfjzqhss4yd
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Stay Classy, Nostr.
https://nostr.report


#handsomeboi wanna know where the treatos are. #catstr

https://i.nostr.build/095v.jpg


Lol

Lmao

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STATEMENT REGARDING MY TWITTER/X ACCOUNT

Today, my Twitter/X account was permanently banned and my appeal to have it overturned was denied.

There was no warning issued, no 2 week suspension, no option to delete the offending tweet. Just straight permanent deplatform.

My offending tweet?

"Bring back the guillotine."

I quote tweeted this sentence to the video presented here on 3rd September.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1698249077061009496

Someone reported the tweet and my account was irretrievably shut down on the basis of violating rules against violent speech.

The vaccines (and vaccine mandates) caused so much harm to people all over the world. Many lost their livelihoods, incomes, businesses, marriages, families, confidence and will to live. Some lost their good health and worse, some lost their lives. The coercion to get vaccinated was immense, and to be told "it was a choice" is a kick to the teeth. Today, many regret having taken the vaccine.

My crime? I dared open up the conversation on how best to hold decision makers accountable for their decisions.

Meanwhile, other Twitter handles are able to post these and keep their accounts. The inconsistencies and arbitrary nature of these suspensions is ashtonishing.

https://image.nostr.build/a1b456c03a938e3bbe2f89e6eccad0424088aae132844053fd519e80a853ba0c.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/a8ef0f9b25fb2d18cd870fdeb5dfa4de5d6b023004680d4e44ff52c5c2d1978b.jpg

Having said that, I fully accept the consequences of my actions.

On a brighter, more productive note, I'm proud to have educated thousands on my YouTube channel (Ministry of Nodes) on how to hold their own keys and run their own Bitcoin node such that these arbitrary decisions can't be made with people's money. I'm convinced it will get worse, and that we need Bitcoin more than ever.

As part of my educational content, I also sell plug & play Bitcoin Nodeboxes to those who want to quickly get up and running without the steep learning curve that goes behind it. Have a watch of how easy it can be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RdftQywN6A

I'm offering 10% off to those who purchase a Nodebox with the discount code GUILLOTINE for a limited time.

shop.ministryofnodes.com for details.

https://image.nostr.build/4efeffd13a3c954f242196c10c6d810386f22398ac0485fe19dfe8a1d6e7611f.jpg

Thanks for reading, nostriches.


I wish I still had my twitter account and access to my mute list

nostr:nevent1qqszztptmp6nxs2r9n2cyx8qasapx40yy85jaaph9srp7vhgjn2tcccpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyprqcf0xst760qet2tglytfay2e3wmvh9asdehpjztkceyh0s5r9cqcyqqqqqqgx59l86


Finally!!!!!!!!


I have a couple very old beats saved. Had no idea how to use it and don't remember how long it took to actually make something worth listening to a second time lol. I remember using all the default drum samples looooool so trash


Back when it was called fruityloops

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#penisbutter

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#meme #memes #memestr
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#meme #memes #memestr
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This looks very cool


When I should be practising my presentation due in a few hours but Elsa is being too cute 😻
#catstr #RagdollLife #grownostr

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Futurama got jokes

https://i.nostr.build/E6ZG.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/Jn8O.jpg


Im so ugly
But that's ok
Cuz so are you

- Kurt Cobain


Lolwat


#meme #memes
 https://image.nostr.build/7bd420060980fd1bc72506d02050d05b89877f1397d764071ef115b8ae1b687a.jpg


😂😂😂
https://nostr.build/i/01c6a38ec61b5066b43a0b66c85ba6e58878f9e71677170998f8d914838299e9.jpg


THE NOSTR REPORT

RESTRICT THIS
Mar 30, 2023
Block Height: 783,245
Moscow Time: 35:77 ⚡/ $
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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“Not being in the present is a waste of the present. Suddenly it’ll be the past and you’ll wonder where time went, and still won’t be in the present.”
#[0]
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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Coin Center examines the RESTRICT Act, proposed by Senators Warner and Thune, and explains how it could have broad implications for Bitcoin and open source software in the US if it were to become law, even though it would likely face legal challenges. 🇺🇸
https://www.coincenter.org/the-restrict-act-creates-blanket-authority-with-few-checks-to-ban-just-about-anything-linked-to-a-foreign-adversary/

#[2] 📻 #PlebchainRadio is TONIGHT at 8:30PM EDT. Don’t miss this episode with featured guest, #[4] , and the Lightning Round with Nostr Report as #[5] makes his debut appearance. https://nostrnests.com/plebchainradio
#[6]

#[7] MercadoLibre has enabled bitcoin and cryptocurrency trading on its MercadoPago wallet for Chilean users 🇨🇱allowing Chilean users to buy, sell and save bitcoin through the company’s MercadoPago wallet app.
#[8]

#[9] shares that ⚡⚡⚡ zaps are live 🚀 on https://nostri.chat - the embeddable Nostr client for your website.
#[10]

#[11] and #[12] discuss building nostr apps, open networks, nostr economics, and more. ⛳
#[13]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[14] adds nip05 search functionality to Damus. Additional updates coming include gif uploads, and recording photos and videos directly from your camera into a post. 🎥
#[15]
#[16]
#[17]

#[18] Coracle 0.2.20 released, bringing up to 90% reduction in bandwidth usage! 📉
#[19]

#[20] Next Nostur update will show what people are replying to instead of only the reply itself. See an example in this post. 📺
#[21]

#[22] Snort v0.1.5 release notes. 🐽
#[23]

#[24] Looking for a new web client?Here is a nice rundown of several options. 💻
#[25]

#[26] LND users: If you updated to lnd 0.16 don't forget to change the routerrpc settings in the conf file, they changed the settings names and lnd won't start unless you do. ⏳
#[27]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[28] Fold announces global partnership with Visa. 📁 https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/fold-announces-exclusive-global-partnership-with-visa
#[29]

#[30] offers some great advice on the balance between custodial and non-custodial lightning wallets and how to use them. 👛
#[31]

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[32] Zap mining ain't easy
#[33]
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Stay Classy Nostr.


#chefgang


I think you forgot someone 😂😂 jkjk 😎🤝😎

https://i.imgur.com/weFTt2I.jpg


THE NOSTR REPORT

#BANKINGBAD
Mar 12, 2023
Block Height: 780,536
Moscow Time:45:68 ⚡/ $

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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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#[1] “Just don’t fucking dance.”
#[2]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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This joint statement by the Treasury, the Fed, and FDIC puts in words what Bitcoiners have known all along…There is no way out of this mess without printing more money.  The statement reads, “We are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy…[This] will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit.” First it was Silicon Valley Bank, and just a few hours ago Signature Bank was forced to close due to “similar systemic risk.”  We all know that there is not enough money in the FDIC to back all the depositors, so the money will have to come from somewhere, meaning it will come from the purchasing power of the fiat money that the average Joe has saved.  This is why we HODL, this is why we DCA, this is why we BUIDL.  As #[3] says, stay humble, stack sats. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1337

#[4] another 🏦bank 🪣bailout, US discusses “special vehicle” fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.
#[5]

#[6] presents the idea of Lightning Prisms, along with a proof of concept, as a way to use the ⚡lightning⚡ network for automated values-splits.
#[7]

#[8] notes that “People mostly Nostr while at work”. “If people were inspired by their work or properly remunerated for it rather than being wage-slaves to the corrupt 💵fiat system I bet I'd see the opposite effect in the numbers.”🎯
#[9]
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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[10] Surfing 🏄♂and Jiu Jitsu 🥋class signups posted!
#[11]
#[12]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[13] 🚨Some relays may not refresh profile data very often and as such you may find your zaps going to an older wallet if you have recently switched wallets. Keep a backup of your old wallets!!🚨
#[14]

#[15] adds updates to https://nostrit.com (the IFTTT of nostr posts). Now you can create 🥩raw🥩 events without scheduling, and a lower price of exact-date events to 1k sats.
#[16]

#[17] lists Nostr ✍signing✍ extensions to help store your nsec locally and avoid exposing it to web clients.
#[18]

#[19] Pablo announces that he released a new instance of 🔫Blastr!🔫 wss://blastr.f7z.xyz
#[20]

#[21] provides a useful tip on how to restore your follow list on nostrgram.
#[22]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[23] Forbes: SVB Financial CEO sells 😲$3.6 million😲 in stock before bank’s collapse.
#[24]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[25] Banks vs highly leveraged bond funds
#[26]
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Stay Classy Nostr.


Bruh this is awesome


THE NOSTR REPORT

WHAAATZAAAP
Mar 3, 2023
Block Height:  779,175
Moscow Time: 44:95 ⚡/ $

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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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NOT 🔑 YOUR 🗝 KEYS🔐
NOT🔑 YOUR🗝 COINS🔐
#[0]
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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Yesterday, #[2] rallied the #plebchain troops to stress test #[4] by creating a "Zapathon" #[5] While zaps reached an impressive 1200/hr, @WoS responded "What is this... a stress test for ants??" 🐜🐜 #[6]
Zapathon part 2 starts today at 5pm EST. This is the thread where it's all going down: #[7]

#[8] Germany's declares gains on bitcoin tax-free after 1-year holding period. ₿✨
#[9]

#[10] welcomes his competition to iOS. Check out the Nostur App by #[11] which features: multiaccount, zaps, bookmarks, storage of your posts on your device, and more. Remember to practice safe nSECs when testing new clients! 🔐Available on TestFlight here: https://testflight.apple.com/join/TyrRNCXA
#[12]

#[13] shares awareness of a glitch that takes Nostur users out of Damus when clicking users or notes. 🥷
#[14]

#[15] According to zaplife.lol, there has been 68,720,958 sats zapped in the last week ⚡ #[16]
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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[17] shares 🥩 news 🥩 about #Nostrica
#[19]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[20] Amethyst update announced. Markdown supporters rejoice! 🎉🟪
#[21]

#[22] Are you a blogger or looking for bloggers on Nostr? 💬 Check out: https://habla.news and https://blogstack.io 📰
#[23]

#[24] launches La Casa Nostr 🏡, a new NIP-05 service which comes with a private relay. No passwords, no email address required, sign in with your lightning wallet. ✍⚡
https://lacosanostr.com
#[25]

#[26] wrote an article that also includes perspective on Nostr. 💜
#[27]

#[28] NostrPlebs.com announces new paid relay beta service for verified NostrPlebs NIP-05 users. ✔
#[29]

#[30] Zaps⚡ for free? Alby team opens a direct Lightning channel with LightningTipBot. ⚡🐝 #[31]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[32] Proposed Florida bill would require bloggers writing about Governor to register with State. 🏈
https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/florida-bill-would-require-bloggers-who-write-about-governor-to-register-with-the-state/
#[33]

#[34] Tips for managing Bitcoin UTXOs and transaction fees. 👩💻
#[35]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[36] Harebone
#[37]
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Stay Classy Nostr.


Lmao


THE NOSTR REPORT

SIGN OUT, DON’T DELETE
March 2, 2023
Block Height: 779,032
Moscow Time: 42:57 ⚡/ $

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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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I REFUSE TO USE MONEY THAT SOMEONE ELSE CAN CREATE FOR FREE 💸🫰
#[0]
#[1]

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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] announces that their ground-up rebuild of their popular wallet is now out of beta and live in iOS and Android app stores 🔥⚡
#[3]

#[4] announces new lightning service provider cequals.xyz ⚡🛰⚡ from TBD: #[5] #[6]

#[7] shares new record breaking numbers for daily uploads 🔥📊📈
#[8]

#[9] have you seen the “super secret wallet menu” that appeared on Snort.social? Use it to connect to your LND node or LNDHub wallet.
#[10]

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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[11] Are you scheduled to be a presenter for #Nostrica? Don’t miss this important notice.
#[13]

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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[14] considers how Nostr could be used to serve websites. 🖇🗃🗂
#[15]

#[16] Could zaps get even better? Ben Arc says LNURL Over Nostr would be a better self-sovereign approach. 🧍♂👑
#[17]

#[18] publishes updated list of wallets with NIP-57 support (zaps) ⚡👛⚡👛⚡
#[19]

#[20] discuss the benefits of using private zaps as DMs to fight DM spam and improve privacy. 🔐⚡🔐
#[21]
And Nostriches then quickly ruined it #[22]

#[23] released Python Nostr-relay. 🐍
#[24]

#[25] wallet releases new update for testing. See details and what’s changed in their linked note. 👨🔬⚗🧪
#[26]

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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[27] Introducing Xapo, the first bank on the Lightning Network. Xapo built their integration on Lightspark's stack. ✨🌟 https://davidmarcus.substack.com/p/welcoming-the-first-bank-on-the-lightning?sd=pf
#[28]

#[29] Fountain 0.6.5 is live on iOS and Android! New in this update: ⚡ Nostr Zaps 📹 Share Clips as Videos
#[30]

#[31] Odell shares Coindesk article and expresses concerns about Silvergate Bank’s current situation and reminds everyone that self custody is the only safe way to store your bitcoin. 🏦
#[32]

#[33] Remarks from the US Treasury on a US CBDC 💰🛃
#[34]

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Water, Food, Shelter… Bitcoin
#[35]
#[36]

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🏆☠Darwin Awards☠🏆
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📣📣📣Introducing the Nostr Report Darwin Awards, where we seek to give Nostr’s greatest un-achievements the recognition they deserve.

Today we recognize #[37] who accidentally nuked his private key in Damus when he mistakenly deleted his account instead of logging out.

Remember folks, always practice safe NSECs!

#[38]
#[39]

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Stay Classy Nostr.


Lol it seemed very passive aggressive to me 😂


Calling all devs....

Bounty for a marketplace build.
10,000,000 sats

Core Functions:

1). List products for sale, locked behind payment invoice.

2). Generate an automatic invoice that can be easily referenced or searched

3). Once invoice is paid, product URL is auto-delivered to customer / or just unlocked for download I don’t think the product needs to be hosted on the platform, although if you figure this out, even better. I think for V1 a centralized hosting place with a link is fine (perhaps you’d need a password to access?) Ideas welcome. Check out NIP-068!

4). Product listing storefront - personal storefront with your profile, shows all of your products for sale (clickable, purchasable)

5). User / storefront / product discovery - a way to explore other stores to see what else is for sale (perhaps sortable or searchable)

6). Ability to sign up (generate new keys) or use existing keys (login)

7). Integration with popular wallets (pick one for now). Eventually I’d love to have built-in wallets so everyone who signs up automatically gets one, but this is not a requirement for this bounty.

8). Ability to communicate with customer (perhaps via the same DM they got the link in?) A nicely styled inbox would be cool that makes it easy to find customers by invoice # and perhaps sortable by product names

For more details please visit:
https://bountsr.org/code/2023/03/01/nostr-marketplace.html

NOSTR coming in hot.

https://i.imgur.com/5DstGQP.jpg


I have interviewed someone who still uses twitter and....

https://i.imgur.com/xYARH2x.jpg


😂😂 I remember learning and the hard part for me was just getting the car moving. Once it was moving switching gears was fine but I know it can be rough lol


I guess it got approved lmao


Does the car still run? Lol


This one followed the rules and fit the theme. Congrats!


Whoa you guys this is crazy 🤯🤯🤯

https://i.imgur.com/6iDtpyl.jpg


Is there anyway to get around an ISP throttling vpn connections? 👀


GMGM 🌞😎🌞


I got this error a couple times one day. Hasnt ever come back. When I did get the error I just kept trying to send the zap 3-4 times and it eventually worked. When zaps do work sometimes the wallet does take more than a couple seconds to open which sucks


🐇🕚

https://i.imgur.com/1SngCmi.jpg


GMGM 🔥🤝🔥


GMGM 🙌🌞🙌


This is pretty cool!

#[0]


THE NOSTR REPORT

TO LIKE OR NOT TO LIKE, THAT IS THE QUESTION

Feb 20, 2023
Block Height:  777,539
Moscow Time: 40:33 ⚡/ $

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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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#[0] explains why “likes” are a vanity metric built for algorithms. Reposts and zaps are true value 4 value. PV 🤙.
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Announces Nashville energy and ⛏mining⛏ summit
#[3]

#[4] reminds us block 🍀777,777🍀 will happen tomorrow. Hit up #[5] for celebration of this perfect palindrome block.
#[6]

#[7] sparks a conversation on Bolt12 and how nostr would benefit by having a reusable QR codes https://bolt12.org/
#[8]

#[9] The Zappening ⚡ goes parabolic 🚀
#[10]
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🏝Nostrica Update🏝
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#[11] shares the link for 💻virtual 💻attendees for #nostrica
#[13]
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🖥nostr Clients🖥
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#[14] Amethyst update now supports custom zap amounts ⚡
#[15]

#[16] Damus TestFlight build 3 is out and timeline jumping is fixed 🔥 See what else was updated 👀
#[17]

#[18] Damus working on “rich tagging” that will show someone’s @username in the editor when tagging them instead of their npub  🙏🙏
#[19]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[20] We ⚡zap⚡ now
#[21]
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Stay Classy Nostr.


Ye olde #[0]  says:
https://i.imgur.com/cgzzuYe.jpg


GMGM 🌞🌹🌞


RIP MY NOTIFICATIONS


Its fixed at 1000 sats right now unfortunately :(


I thought this was weed for a second 😂😂


GMGM 🌞⚡🌞


#loudplebs #regardedplebs


Sent one back


Been hating it for a while and haven't been on there for a week or two now. I'm sure I'll do it soon


Message received loud & clear Derek 🤙

https://i.nostrimg.com/ddcec20429e48981781ee34ac1a8bd83aa73d9306060569a66105af3bacda6c3/file.png


GMGM 🙌🌞🙌🌞


GMGM 🌞🙌🌞🙌


Here's a checklist I made that you can work through at your own pace.

https://i.imgur.com/PxKtUBX.jpg


You can slowly start making the switch over.

Thankfully, building your digital fortress doesn't have to break the bank when buying hardware.

Secondhand and refurbished marketplaces are great.

 - Pixel 4a for $250. Great for flashing GrapheneOS on to.

- Thinkpad laptop for $350. Install a Linux distro and start learning.

- Dell Precision workstations going from $300. Install Proxmox. Run containers for File Server, Vaultwarden, Nextcloud, Media and more.

- Wifi access point routers going for $50-100. Flash open source firmware such as OpenWRT or FreshTomato. Give everyone in the home strong wifi connectivity.

All prices in AUD.


TLDR; follow my account to watch a semi-normie hack together nodes and relays for himself and the people!

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_2b225c1a99d20827e2cf7b31d7f9afff507ec04c72fd2134301b2597ce2b71a3.png

Thanks to #nostr and the people building all of this right in front of our eyes (#[1], #[2]), I’ve taken the steps to do my part.

I bought my first crypto currency in 2017 (XMR) along with BTC and some others.  My background is music, building/architecture and business development, so little experience with computers and coding etc.

I know I’ll have questions, but I have a feeling some of the people I’ve met  here will help me out if I need it.

To say I’m excited about this next season for me would be an understatement.

#plebchain #nostrplebs


GMGM 🤝🌞🤝🌞


Me neither


Yeah its just in their profile. Have you tried the iris app? I talked to somebody who had used it and they said "it wasn't ready yet" but I haven't tried it


I can't believe that they aren't on here!


We found him guys! Get him! Lol jk
https://media1.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952d641698087e6ac219054e4b0aa03cd8f2227feb8&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g


No pineapple?


#plebchain


Theoretically could I start a free relay and broadcast all the events to all the paid relays if I paid the fees so people could have "free paid" relays? Also I don't really know how relays work and wouldn't do this but seems like a loophole


Check DMs