Explain it to me in the least amount of words

Our VPN lets you stay private, even when the website wants to prevent you from doing so.

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Explain it to me like an Elevator Pitch

On the client,
Simplified Privacy lets you manage different undetectable browser fingerprint identities

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/school-moldova.png

On the server,
Simplified Privacy uses small 1-country "underdog" datacenters, that AVOIDS situations where the website you're visiting, uses the same large datacenter router as your VPN

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/locations.png

Together,
By splitting up your traffic up to different underdogs, combined with using different fingerprints, it presents a realistic, yet easy-to-use solution, to the rising threat of AI surveillance

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/a11.png

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Explain it to me like a TV commercial

QubesOS is a pain in the ass to manage.  Do you hate setting up new virtual machines?

Well unlike virtual machines or containers which slow down performance during use, are slow to load, and suck up storage space,

With Simplified Privacy, in a single click, and with zero performance drag, you can create multiple realistic identities, which each have their own graphical display screen size and isolated filesystem, which are then routed to different countries, have the timezone match, and with different $1 burner VPN billing codes.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/post-launch2.png

That's right, try it out for just $1/month in Monero or Bitcoin Lightning.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/a12.png

No Email required.  Fully open source from day 1.  And they didn't even print shitcoins!

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Explain it to me like I'm exiting the Matrix

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/matrix1.jpg

Neo, You think there are all these different websites,

But they are all Cloudflare.  And Cloudflare trains AI to recognize you based on your browser fingerprint.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/draw2.png

Neo, You think there are all these different VPNs,

But they all use the same large providers, like M247 and DataPacket.  Mullvad, IVPN, Proton, Nord, TorGuard, and others all use M247 for many locations such as New York.

And even worse, the WEBSITES you're visiting often use the SAME providers as your VPN.  So it goes:

You -> M247 VPN -> Cloudflare -> M247 VPS

Can you handle the truth Neo?

Because you're passing through the same providers with the same browser fingerprint to Cloudflare, nearly everything you do is surveilled, even if you're using a VPN.

What if I told you that the very people who you're trying to evade, designed the systems that the most famous provider uses?

But now that you know this Neo, you have a choice.

If you take the blue pill,
You can keep using Mullvad's government-browser and feel safe.

Or you can take the red pill,
And try Simplified Privacy.

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Explain it to me like a Teenage Girl

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/girl2.jpg

My school banned Chat GPT!  I could lose my upcoming college scholarship if they find out I’m using it! So you know how VPNs hide your IP address or where your traffic is coming from?

I learned the websites don’t just see this IP address.

They also do browser fingerprinting, which is analyzing everything about you. It’s got the Screen size, browser version, time zone, probe for relevant cookies, and even some complex AI stuff to make a unique identifier of the browser. You thought Cindy was a loud mouth? LOL They sell the fingerprints.

Before I thought it was like totally anonymous.

But even though you are sharing this IP address with other people, you might be like the only one coming out of that British VPN IP with a Miami clock, with 1280x800 resolution, and that exact browser version or whatever. Totally insane right?
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/deviceinfo.png

OMG like if we login with that same browser to our school Gmail, or anything tied to our real names, even though we’re using a VPN, it like brands the fingerprint to be tracked. But then my boyfriend showed me Simplified Privacy.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/browsers.png

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Explain it to me like a Crypto-Anarchist

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/crypto-anarchist.png

These corrupt government thugs want to track our every move like dogs with a collar.

All these VPN companies are lying assclowns, they use the same cloud providers, like M247 and DataPacket.  The NSA can't tap every router on the planet earth.  So they focus on the routers and switches of the largest providers in each country, and then the same provider is both the VPN, and the website you're visiting.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/mullvad2.png

For example, Discord is hosted on DataPacket.  So if you use Mullvad for Discord, then DataPacket sees your real residential IP and ALL Discord data.  It's a pure conflict of interest to hide from the company with that same company.  Plus it's a one-stop shop for global court orders.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/mullvad1a.png

Speaking of which, by using large international providers, the country of the VPN doesn't matter anymore.  For example DataPacket is Mullvad's Mexico exit, but it's a UK/US company.  So you ain't hiding in Mexico, you're getting a UK or USA court order.

And even worse, when you do an audio call on SimpleX, XMPP, Signal, or anything it uses WebRTC.  WebRTC is connecting you and the person you're talking to peer-to-peer.  This means there's a good chance M247 is seeing the IPs of both people, since every other VPN also uses M247.  And then you're doxxing BOTH SIDES of the conversation by these large providers, even if it's SimpleX.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/m247-simplex.png

Mullvad is lying bro.  They mouth off about being in Sweden, but M247 is all over the US, with the web panel going through Cloudflare.  US Cloudflare is seeing Mullvad's customer panel and communication with M247, and Mullvad even rented servers using a Gmail.

Even worse, CIA contractors like Oracle buy and sell Browser Fingerprints tied to our names and data.  Some weak script kiddie clowns try to evade using:

1) "user-agent spoofing", aka lying
2) blocking access

The issue with user-agent spoofing is that you're essentially bullshitting with your words only.  The website asks you, "hey what's your screen dimensions?", and you just straight up lie in their face.  This is shockingly ineffective, because websites will test you by having you render graphics, or access the browser via JavaScript.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/pinocchio.jpeg

Google Captcha and Cloudflare both have AI to spesifically identify your bullshit.  So with "user agent spoofing", your fingerprint sticks out even more, because you got your regular fingerprint combined with the bullshit user-agents.

For example now you're really 1080x800 resolution with a Miami clock, Swiss IP, Brave v1.7 but LIES with a 800x800 bullshit resolution, bullshit UK clock, and bullshit Firefox user-agent.  That's even more unique you dipshit!

In fact, user-agent spoofing is so worthless, that the "Chameleon" browser extension, which relies purely on user-agent spoofing, literally white-lists Google and Cloudflare.  In other words, the most popular user-agent spoofer literally GIVES UP and doesn't EVEN TRY to deceive the MOST COMMON AND POPULAR tech companies.

The other common technique is blocking.  This is what LibreWolf, Brave, and the government-created Tor-browser that Mullvad leeches.  Weak Mullvad can't even develop their own tech, they lease it from the US military.

The issue is you're blocking technology many websites use.  So most websites break, or are an epic pain in the ass to use.  In fact, Brave's newer versions stopped even offering "Strict" mode for fingerprinting, because it broke so many sites.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/paperbag.jpg

Some turn to virtual machines to deceive websites.  The problem with this is that it consumes massive time to set up the virtual machines, time to start them up every day, and wastes system resources.  Because it wastes CPU and RAM, it's not only slower to use, but also slower to load.  And it prevents you from having many open at once.

Instead, I've been using Simplified Privacy.  At first I thought they were just a bunch of assclowns mouthing off obvious stuff for SEO to sell Graphene phones.

But then I saw their new VPN.  This thing creates a second new lightweight graphical environment, that realistically hides from browsers your actual screen size.  While having instant load and zero resource consumption or disc space.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/screen-size.png

Unlike Mullvad-Tor Browser, where you accidentally make it full-screen and the jig is up. Simplified Privacy even puts this 2nd new graphical environment in a virtual cage, so you can’t fuck up. And to the website, it doesn’t appear to be spoofed.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/browser-open.png

Then they isolate the filesystem in this fake environment, to control what files that application sees and uses in order to improve privacy.  And finally establish an exclusive, secure, connection for the browser to hide your actual location.

Cloudflare ain't got shit on me.

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Explain it like Cloudflare

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/cloudflare.jpg

Hi, I'm a Junior Communications Analyst for Cloudflare Inc.

SimplifiedPrivacy is trying to abuse baseless conspiracy theories to paint our AI detection as nefarious.  In reality, our AI can protect your website from DDoS attacks.  Our AI already assigns a trust score to every IP address, and someday every device.

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/cloudflare-global.png

SimplifiedPrivacy claims using our service is quote "joining the borg".  But if you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.  And we delay or block Tor users to deal with rising cybersecurity threats.

While SimplifiedPrivacy's rhetoric is harmful misinformation, their service actually HELPS us.  Because they offer Tor -> Socks5 proxy routing.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/tor-proxy.png

This enables end-users to enjoy the privacy of Tor, while allowing us to easily block SimplifiedPrivacy's IP addresses, IF they refuse to stop DDoS coming through them.  So if you're complaining about our treatment of Tor users, then go use SimplifiedPrivacy.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/monero-town.png

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Explain it like a Mullvad fanatic

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/mullvad.png

PrivacyGuides-org recommends Mullvad.  Yes Mullvad used Gmail to buy servers and do customer service, but as PrivacyGuides-org responded on their forums, it was a paid account so Google doesn't scan it.

While I dislike their marketing, I like that Simplified Privacy uses different datacenters and providers than Mullvad and the other VPNs.  This way, I can continue to use Mullvad for my system-wide traffic.  And then use Simplified Privacy for just the browser, so I know have two completely different hops.
https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/browser-systemwide.png

Because Simplified Privacy hates Mullvad so much, I know they aren't colluding.  And this is much easier than Qubes.

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Explain it like Qubes

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/qubes.jpeg

I'm Joanna Rutkowska the creator of QubesOS and author of InvisibleThings.

SimplifiedPrivacy is obsessed with my blog post from 2011 that:

There's a huge flaw in Linux, that ALL programs can see the display for ALL other programs.  This means ANY software you run, can see your password manager like KeePass.  Visually looking at all your KeePass entries, to know about your whole life.

Even worse, all programs share the keyboard, so it means a non-sudo program can capture the sudo password.  Or even see what's going on in a sudo terminal.

Linux still has this problem a decade later.  Qubes protects you against this, and that's what you should be using if you're worried about running untrusted software.

I'm not endorsing them, and I didn't audit it.  But SimplifiedPrivacy claims to protect against these problems, since they create a 2nd graphical display, but it's more-so targeted at browser break-out.

But why don't you stop using my name, and stand up for your own project?

~~~~

Explain it in my own words

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/content/how-vpn-works/images/guy.jpeg

Mullvad executives were born in Sweden.  Fine, good for them.

I'm moving countries to do this.  Goodbye to my family dude.  Learn a new language.  It's fuckin real.

I told the girl I was dating, I can't marry her.  It's not fair to her, I don't have the time to devote to her.  This project is my child.

I sold the shirt off my back to make this happen.  We're running on PGP-debt now.  The engineers took a fraction of what they can make in the fiat corporate world, doing it for the love.

But now that debt is coming due, and with 10 servers running, I've got to persuade enough people to:
a) Use Linux
b) Use Cryptocurrency
c) Use this on Linux with Crypto

Or we will go bankrupt, and my dream will die.  But regardless of if it succeeds, I am so proud of the team for making it.  And if I'm crazy enough to start it, I'm crazy enough to think it might work.

So if you want to see this happen: Smash that repost, and let's spread the knowledge to our Nostr family.


Lol thats what Im wondering


I dont get what is different about bluesky...it seems like just another twitter. I dont get it.
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What’s a great first podcast episode for a total newb to learn about bitcoin?


A lot of fog in the valley today

https://image.nostr.build/b18c522daed9d8223e0d014f2049b464da6558828b9d46a953c1e338ba9d7260.jpg


Christmas tree going up 👀

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄


Thanks to everyone who shared, zapped, liked and commented on our memes lately 🫡

✅ 3 random reposts from last week each got 2,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1vsrpfshnvvgjxv6vmmuzwugr9uudkvp962y2fcr3va96aqgusjvqatcg8e, nostr:npub1vrewakwqfq2p233aj7veyz0kr46zj4evzhvfw8p34wypy6tzey8skvf0fw, nostr:npub1tv2rsw4tr20kz3u9978zgynxhmypgcee9lj6tvmyd3kf3svnzreqtm5u47 🎉

✅ 3 random reactions from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub10v39365kftj3lj85jgla7n6a9a6rxcq9tnn8tfg6d09wyeusltfqq3hwuk, nostr:npub1cm3v486tkgy6qjtk09srry4qvc40y0jysyqha5e3v67whnc22jwsrreyud, nostr:npub1ztyqtftdkt6q36gux3xptn4ldv7sdpqka3rvhvlmna50e9t7kx4qk5kfjr 🎉

✅ 3 random comments from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1l8yg8pek7kstvy0d93zc4zh85jqgqtjwcw8996tyswvxefzvucfq6jrj3f, nostr:npub19xgymswuxyq4sx58enft9c6algrm72a6lchplm4rjzgklufn9ygq5kcu58, nostr:npub1gscnk7wlcvcruw7scjhwpjrja94gfu369fzkyje6kcc0yn6rqyhscqtpjp 🎉

Enjoy your memes and have a nice day!


I think I got what I wanted working. Not with this but I think Im good!


But i dont feel like it should make it harder to write a script. I will try to be back here at 6pm CEST!


Yes its the only site that will work. It seems to be fine on my end.


I dont speak german


I was wondering if someone could write me a script or some code. I would pay for your time. I dont think it would take much time but also I dont know anything about coding...it may be some easy money. I want to be able to parse a musicbrainz.org webpage and gather all the artist ids from a record label page. Basically I want all the artist ids of a given record label. So, input a record label url and output a list of artist ids. Seems simple but again I dont know anything about coding. Let me know if you could make something like this.

A share would also be appreciated if you cant code and would like to help!


Ashigaru Bitcoin Wallet - A POWERFUL Privacy Tool They Don't Want You To Use

-Anonymous fork of @SamouraiWallet
-Coin control & labeling
-Ricochet txs
-Paynym reusable payment codes
-Stonewall/Stowaway coinjoins
-Batch txs
-Recovery

REPOST!

H/t nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aykJ4eP-Veo


Privacy by Design: Why Passport Stands Out 🔒

Every aspect of Passport is crafted for your privacy and security:

- Open Source
- Air-Gapped
- Made in the USA
- Secure Key Storage
- QR Signing

Passport enables you to secure your Bitcoin with ease.
https://m.primal.net/KsoI.jpg


If you lack confidence, just think about how confident you are about that fact.


My view from work today https://image.nostr.build/70ce47f96c09d712a6285e6ed70136ff12fa86e455f06e6fe26ce28fb13af698.jpg


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Dark Wizard Nym
If you want a portrait, check out my profile, info in the about section.
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A look at running your own relay, and how to set up a personal relay at your own domain using HAVEN.

### Tldr

- Nostr relays help users post and read notes on the network
- Relay operators have launched a variety of relays for you to use
- You too can launch your own relay for any reason you like
- Launching your own relay gives you a lot of power in how you use Nostr
- Many relay softwares exist for you to use
- I launched a personal relay using HAVEN relay software on my VPS
- I am now more in control of saving notes, cutting spam, and protecting my privacy
- My personal relay is now hosted at relay.rodbishop.nz

### What are Nostr Relays Anyway?

When you're a user of a social network, you post and read notes from other users on the network. In a centralised network like Twitter or Instagram the company's servers receive all user's notes and relay them to other users. On Nostr, there is no single company's servers to relay messages, so instead the task is taken up by relay operators.

Anyone can be a relay operator and they can run a relay for any purpose. When you start using Nostr you will usually be connected to any one of a number of "public" relays, and be able to post and receive notes from users on the network via these.

Configuring these relays can tailor your experience somewhat–for example the client Nostrudel allows you to select from Western or Japanese relay set.

It is also possible to set up your own relay to use for your own purposes. All kinds of people have launched relays for all kinds of purposes. For example, to:

- Power your own client
- Support your community
- Run a for-profit relay business
- Relay a certain a type of content you need
- Back up your own notes, decrease spam, or increase privacy
- Curate your own social feed with your own algorithm

#### Relay instances available to connect with

Today is an interesting time in relay-ops. The evolution of the technology has inspired users to experiment with diverse types of relays tailored to various needs. As a result there are very many relay instances in operation and available to connect with.

A few sites try to collate which relays are in operation, like [nostr.info](https://nostr.info/relays/) and [xport.top](https://relays.xport.top/) and [sesseor's relay list](https://github.com/sesseor/nostr-relays-list/blob/main/relays.txt) . These lists are long (Sessor's list counted 2,500+ relays) and it's not clear to me whether it's even possible to be comprehensive as relays may join or leave the network all the time.

Broadly speaking, relays might be available for different users to use in different ways:

- A relay where anyone can post, like [relay.damus.io](http://relay.damus.io)
- A paid relay where anyone can post after payment, to cut spam, like [nostr.wine](http://nostr.wine)
- A "web of trust" relay where anyone can post if they are related to the owner's social graph, to cut spam, like [nostrelites.org](http://nostrelites.org)
- A speciality relay where a particular community can post, like [nostr.com.au](http://nostr.com.au) for #austriches (Australians)
- A relay where anyone can post just specific content, like [purplepag.es](http://purplepag.es) for user profiles only
- A team relay for your company or organisation only
- A personal relay for your own personal use

[Nostr.Band](https://stats.nostr.band/) shows which of these available relays are most popular, such as [relay.damus.io](http://relay.damus.io) and [nos.lol](nos.lol) and [eden.nostr.land](http://eden.nostr.land)

#### Relay softwares for you to launch your own

You may decide to launch you own relays, and if you do there are many different relay softwares to choose from:

- Simple, like [Bucket](https://github.com/coracle-social/bucket) (<100 lines of code)
- Widely used, like [Nostream](https://github.com/Cameri/nostream) (top ranked on Github)
- Customisable, like [Khatru](https://khatru.nostr.technology/) (a framework for customised relays)
- Specialised, like [HAVEN](https://github.com/bitvora/haven) or [Team Relay](https://github.com/bitvora/team-relay) (for personal or teams relays, based on Khartu)

You can run these on your own server, or local machine, or [phone](https://github.com/greenart7c3/Citrine) or with a third-party host.

[Aljaz](nostr:npub1aljazgxlpnpfp7n5sunlk3dvfp72456x6nezjw4sd850q879rxqsthg9jp) provides a [great resource](https://github.com/aljazceru/awesome-nostr?tab=readme-ov-file#relays) with 45+ relay softwares to choose from.

In summary, at a high level,

- Anyone can connect to any of the relay instances that are available for them to use
- Anyone who wants to launch their own can select the relay software that best suit their needs, launch an instance, and have it used by whichever users they like

### Reasons to Run Your Own Relay

As a normal user of a Nostr client there's no obligation to run a relay. But having your own relay does give you more power.

For my own journey down the #nostr rabbit hole, I was looking for a relay to:

- back up my notes
- decrease spam
- increase my privacy
- learn skills I could later use for running a community or team or paid relay

Backing up notes – When you post notes to a public relay there's no guarantee that the relay is going to keep them long-term. It's job is relaying your notes to other clients, not storing them. Running your own relay allows you to keep your notes online.

Decrease spam – To first spam we can use a "Web of Trust" model–in which users endorse other users as trustworthy. A "Web of Trust" relay will reject notes from parties too far removed from your network. Running your own relay makes you more difficult to spam.

Increasing privacy – When you connect to a public relay, they can determine personal information about you, such as your IP address. Running your own relay keeps things more private.

For communities and teams and paid relays – Many opportunities exist to tailor relays to certain users needs, be they businesses or communities or as a for-profit business. For me, I am hoping that running my own relay helps me learn skills I can use in these kinds of further ventures.

To start I decided to focus on a personal relay. However, when I really got under the hood, it turned out I would need multiple relays not just one.

#### The outbox model

[Mike Dilger](nostr:npub1acg6thl5psv62405rljzkj8spesceyfz2c32udakc2ak0dmvfeyse9p35c) proposed [the outbox model](https://mikedilger.com/gossip-model/) (originally called the gossip model) as a way for users to engage with the wider Nostr network. It's a great model that is helpful to understand, as it suggests to establish different relays for different purposes.

Many clients and relay softwares have now adopted and continued to elaborate on this model. An example is to run specialised relays for Outbox, Inbox, Chat and Private needs.

**Outbox Relay (also called Home Relay)**

- This relay is for notes you have written, so that everyone knows where to find your notes
- In a set up where you are running your own, this relay is restricted so that only you can post to it, and you should set up your clients to post your notes to it
- An advanced version may take any notes received to this relay and "blast" them to other public relays so that your notes get wider reach

**Inbox Relay (also called Public Relay)**

- This relay is for public notes that other users want you to see, so that you always find notes that are relevant to you, including all replies, comments, likes, and zap payments
- In a set up where you are running your own, this relay is where you should look for notes relevant to you, and you should set up your clients to read from it
- An advanced version may search other public relays for notes that tag you, and import them into this relay so that you never miss a relevant note

**Chat Relay (also called Direct Message Relay)**

- This relay is for private direct message notes from other users, so that you always find your direct messages and so that they stay private
- In a set up where you are running your own, this relay is restricted so that only you can read from it, and you should set up your clients to read from it
- An advanced version may cut spam by only accepting direct messages from other users within your Web of Trust

**Private Relay**

- This relay is for your private use only, so that you can store private drafts or thoughts
- Only you can write to it and only you can read from it (and so, it is a bit mis-named as it does not actually relay anything to anywhere at all)
- In a set up where you are running your own, it gives you true privacy for these notes

**In summary as a user**

- I post my notes to my outbox relay. Network users can read them there, and if the relay is advanced it will also blast the notes out to other relays on the network
- I read from my inbox relay. Network users know to reach me there, and if the relay is advanced it will also bring me notes from the wider network
- I can have private direct message conversations with others in my chat relay.
- I can save private notes in my private relay

For me, this model has a lot of appeal and I went looking for a personal relay which adopted this model and contained all of these features.

#### HAVEN as a personal relay

I decided to go with HAVEN relay software.

HAVEN is all four of the above relays in one–outbox, inbox, chat and private. It contains advanced features like blasting your notes from outbox to other relays, importing notes from other relays to your inbox, and preventing spam with Web of Trust.

[HAVEN](https://github.com/bitvora/haven) is written by [Utxo the Webmaster](nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8) . It is based upon the [Khatru](https://khatru.nostr.technology/) relay framework by [Fiatjaf](nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6)

### Setting up HAVEN as a Personal Relay

I am mostly non-technical, but on my #Nostr journey I have been having success with technology set ups that use Docker.

- I have a cheap VPS which currently runs [Albyhub and Phoneixd with Docker](nostr:naddr1qq34xet5w35kueedw4cz65rp09kk2mn5wvkk7m3dfehhxarj95mk7dnvwvmszythwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn99upzqx760c0h894a5tg7lxgr8k506twrv2qs0yxln0nz7kgs8zae03xeqvzqqqr4gua7fyfn),
- My objective was to set up HAVEN to run alongside it, in a separate Docker on the same server. HAVEN does not include Docker by default, but [Sebastix](nostr:npub1qe3e5wrvnsgpggtkytxteaqfprz0rgxr8c3l34kk3a9t7e2l3acslezefe) published a [fork with Docker support](https://github.com/nostrver-se/haven/tree/docker_compose_support).

To get HAVEN up and running in Docker on your VPS:

1. Clone and configure HAVEN with the right variables
2. Launch it in Docker on your VPS
3. Check the URLs and logs to see your HAVEN running
4. Configure a subdomain to point to the VPS
5. Configure the VPS to reverse proxy to the Docker port
6. Configure the relays in your favourite Nostr client
7. Post a note to your outbox and see if it blasts!

#### Running HAVEN

I cloned Sebastix fork to start.

```
git clone -b docker_compose_support https://github.com/nostrver-se/haven.git
cd haven
```

The software sets up all environment variables in the `.env` file, and comes with an `.env.example` file. Duplicate and rename the file to `.env`. Within the `.env` file you need to set up the environment variables. The file is long but it contains lots of repetition and for the most part defaults can be retained–only a few changes are required:

- Replace all instances of the default user npub with your own (for me, `npub1r0d8...`)
- Change the default relay URL to your own (for me, `relay.rodbishop.nz`)
- Replace all instances of the default name in the relay names (for me, "Rod's ...")
- Replace all instances of the default profile image with your own

To enable automatic blasting from your outbox, and importing to your inbox, the software comes with an example list of relays to blast and import from. See `relays_blastr.example.json` and `relays_import.example.json`. To use these features simply duplicate and rename these files to `relays_blastr.json` and `relays_import.json` respectively. Within these files you can specify the public relays of your choice. I simply used the default list.

There are other features available, such as backups and initial imports, but I decided to handle these later. To start with I wanted to launch the relay and test it.

To launch the relay run Docker Compose.

```
docker-compose up -d
docker logs haven-relay
```

Then you should explore the logs in the command line and the ports in your browser to see if it launched successfully. The logs should show your web of trust has been built successfully and the browser should show simple landing pages.

The logs should show that the relay has queried the network and built a web of trust from your followers. Mine looked as follows.

```
2024/10/14 12:02:08 🌐 building web of trust graph
2024/10/14 12:02:16 🫂 total network size: 13296
2024/10/14 12:02:16 🔗 relays discovered: 335
2024/10/14 12:02:17 🌐 pubkeys with minimum followers:  9394 keys
```

Your browser should show you have four relays in operation, for example as follows.

- `your_IP_address:3355` (your outbox or home relay)
- `your_IP_address:3355/private` (your private relay)
- `your_IP_address:3355/chat` (your direct message relay)
- `your_IP_address:3355/inbox` (your inbox relay)

That's it. Your relay is online.

#### Connecting HAVEN

Now all that remains is the plumbing to connect your domain, relay, and Nostr clients together.

**Configure DNS**

First, configure your domain. At a high level –

1. Get your domain (buy one if you need to)
2. Get the IP address of your VPS
3. In your domain's DNS settings add those records as an A record to the subdomain of your choice, e.g. `relay` as in `relay.your_domain_name.com`, or in my case `relay.rodbishop.nz`

Your subdomain now points to your server.

**Configure reverse proxy**

Next, you need to redirect traffic from your subdomain to your relay at port `3355`.

On my VPS I use Caddy as a reverse proxy for a few projects, I have it sitting in a separate Docker network. To use it for my HAVEN Relay required two steps. I am sure that the way I do this is not very elegant, but it worked. If you prefer a different method, the HAVEN readme also comes with instructions on how to perform a similar setup using nginx.

For my method, my steps were as follows:

1. Add configuration to Caddy's `Caddyfile` to tell it what to do with requests for the `relay.rodbishop.nz` subdomain
2. Add the Caddy Docker network to the HAVEN `docker-compose.yml` to make it be part of the Caddy network

For the addition to the `Caddyfile`, I used as follows:

```
relay.rodbishop.nz {
  reverse_proxy haven-relay:3355 {
  header_up X-Forwarded-For {remote}
  header_up X-Forwarded-Proto {scheme}
  header_up X-Forwarded-Port {server_port}
  }
}
```

For the addition to the `docker-compose.yml`, I used as follows:

```
  networks:
    - caddy # Added this line to services to connect to the Caddy network

networks:
  caddy:
    external: true # Added this to section specify the Caddy network
```

Once your DNS configuration and reverse proxy setup are completed, you should now be able to access your Nostr client at `relay.your_domain_name.com`. For my set up, this was `relay.rodbishop.nz`.

**Connecting your Nostr client**

 Most Nostr clients allow you to specify any relay you choose. My go-to client at the moment is Amethyst on Android. Amethyst allows you to specify discrete relays for each role in the outbox model which ties up very neatly with HAVEN.

- In the sidebar, select Relays
- For "Public Outbox/Home Relays" enter `relay.your_domain_name.com`
- For "Public Inbox Relays" enter `relay.your_domain_name.com/inbox`
- For "DM Inbox Relays" enter `relay.your_domain_name.com/chat`
- For "Private Home Relays" enter `relay.your_domain_name.com/private`
- Click Save to broadcast your new relays to the Nostr network.

Your new relay configuration is now live.

**Testing your relay**

Lastly, it's time to test. Amethyst provides a simple method to test this as it allows you to configure the relays used on each post.

- Create a test note, and then before you post it, edit your relays using the icon at the top
- Turn off all relays except your own outbox relay, and post the note
- Access your HAVEN docker logs with `docker logs haven-relay` and see if there is a log to indicate if the note was received and blasted to other public relays
- Copy the `nevent` of the note, and attempt to find it in another client

If you're in luck, you may see something like this (the blasted note, and then users on the network responding to the note in turn).

```
2024/10/22 00:12:23 🔫 blasted 95c477af7e6b612bf5d1d94309d2d57377a0a67d2181cfbb42a2e3fbc0feeaaf to 26 relays
2024/10/22 00:13:50 🤙 new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:14:42 🫂 new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:14:45 ✅ new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:15:12 💜 new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:17:03 ✅ new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:17:03 🫂 new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:17:55 🫂 new reaction in your inbox
2024/10/22 00:19:02 📰 new note in your inbox
```

That's it. If you followed this successfully your personal relay is up and running.

#### What I did wrong so you don't have to

**My first relay was too public**

This blog comes after much trial and error. The first error I made was I set up a relay to use as a personal relay, but without any restrictions on use. I very quickly found other people discovered and started using my relay to save their own notes! This was unintended and I had to take it down.

**Unfamiliar with Go language**

I am mostly non-technical, and completely unfamiliar with Go. I got the project up and running with Go on my localhost–with a lot of help from my AI–but I then completely failed in migrating this to my VPS. Moving to Docker made the difference for me here.

**I failed a few times due to a messy folder**

After messing with Go, I moved to the Docker setup, but I started my work from a messy folder which contained remnants of the Go build, which caused various failures. Deleting the folder and cloning again from scratch solved the issue.

**Trouble with Nostr.wine**

I subscribe to the Nostr.wine paid relay, and I initially added it to the list of relays in my blaster. However, it didn't work, and the logs showed an error as follows

```
CLOSED from wss://nostr.wine: 'auth-required: this relay only serves private notes to authenticated users'
```

It seems my npub's subscription to Nostr.wine is not enough for it to permit my relay to blast notes to it. In the end, I removed Nostr.wine from my relay config, and kept Nostr.wine as a separate entry in my Client's outbox settings.

**Failed to create web of trust graph**

When I first launched the relay on my VPS, HAVEN failed to complete the Web of Trust graph, with a log that looked as follows (note the zeroes). As a result, no one would have been able to send me DM's to my Chat relay (it would flag every message as spam).

```
2024/10/14 12:02:08 🌐 building web of trust graph
2024/10/14 12:02:16 🫂 total network size: 0
2024/10/14 12:02:16 🔗 relays discovered: 0
2024/10/14 12:02:17 🌐 pubkeys with minimum followers:  0 keys
```

I never got to the bottom of why this was. In the process of trying to fix it I rebuild the container, and on the rebuild it spontaneously worked. Accordingly my lesson learned is "if in doubt, turn if off and on again".

**Failed to run --import function**

HAVEN comes with a function to import all your old notes from other public relays to your own outbox relay. When I run it I get an error as follows:

```
panic: Cannot acquire directory lock on "db/private".  Another process is using this Badger database. error: resource temporarily unavailable
```

I have yet to work out the solution for this, and will update this note when I do so!

### What's Next?

Over the past four blogs I have

- [Mined a Nostr pubkey and backed up the mnemonic](nostr:naddr1qqsy66twd9hxwtteda6hyt2kv9hxjare94g82cntv4uj6drfw4cxyeszyqda5lslwwttmgk3a7vsx0dgl5kuxc5pq7gdlxlx9av3qw9mjlzdjqcyqqq823c6e2ekw)
- [Set up Nostr payments with a Lightning wallet plus all the bells and whistles](nostr:naddr1qq34xet5w35kueedw4cz65rp09kk2mn5wvkk7m3dfehhxarj95mk7dnvwvmsygqmmflp7uukhk3drmueqv763lfdcd3gzpusm7d7vt6ezquth97ymypsgqqqw4rsuql6je)
- [Set up NIP-05 and Lighting Address at my own domain](nostr:naddr1qqyx2efcvy6rvcnrqyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tczyqda5lslwwttmgk3a7vsx0dgl5kuxc5pq7gdlxlx9av3qw9mjlzdjqcyqqq823c634nh0)
- Set up a Personal Relay at my own domain

This feels like a very comprehensive personal set up now. Also, I have uncovered some new rabbit holes and feel like I have some projects to tackle. Perhaps one of these?

- Set up a personal homepage with my Nostr feed to round-out my rodbishop.nz domain
- Experiment with different signers like Amber and Nsec.app and NFC cards
- Set up a paid relay for #austriches (Australians and Kiwis on Nostr)
- Set up a team relay to experiment with Nostr for business or community projects
- Or something else ... ?

Please be sure to let me know if you think there's another Nostr topic you'd like to see me tackle.

Pura vida Nostr.


What are the TTs? Link? Brand?


Ok thanks for the info!


Im looking for a vinyl record player with a headphone jack. I bought a cheapish one from amazon and whenever the bass kicks in it just starts skipping. Any recommendations?

#asknostr


Its not demonic just weird


The end was definitely crazy. Me and my wife were just laughing by those last few scenes


Has anyone seen "The Substance"? Holy Jesus. Wierdest movie ever. Need to go to church after watching that.


What size channel you looking for? 👀


#fun #art #meme https://image.nostr.build/6de97edf8d1ebb11f2c927c53ff5a53d54e3bef3e5c0425d8d3cfd4671473431.jpg


Went to my neighbors house to buy some pumpkins he was selling and the view was ridiculous (I thought I had a nice view at my house)

https://image.nostr.build/f2425de3d78215338965b1b6fd1a53b942009d6cea4e3f1cb6216a991335a1b9.jpg


Who will build the roads?! https://image.nostr.build/e78d5adba41217132c1f6fd6db40d80f5ec5da8dee337a30e36a665f8cec1415.jpg


My view from work today. Abandonded hospital buildings are always the creepiest.

https://image.nostr.build/4f3b384d4196caeade3423f942f2fb70bf70650b51a5616819ddc482387e3a14.jpg


Is there info on Wallet Connect Relays? What they are and what they do?


Thanks guys! Seems to be working!
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Can someone zap me a sat or 3. Testing AlbyHub 👀


🍆🏦🍑💸 https://image.nostr.build/ae86e3d3937b123422de04c21cfd38b161d307d6cf59d7674077167daf7f5258.jpg


Watching the Northern lights dance above me while swimming in the cold ocean water past the arctic circle is something I will never forget as long as I live.

Gn nostr

- Shot on Canon EOSr
- Aperture f3.5
- RF 15-35mm F2.8 L IS USM
- ISO 2000-4000
- 6-15s exposure
- 15mm

#lofoten #photography #photostr #norway
https://m.primal.net/LFGx.jpg
https://m.primal.net/LFGz.jpg
https://m.primal.net/LFHD.jpg
https://m.primal.net/LFHG.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/02a47a51efa027a9ad7bf52c2ec04c4bba2b4d182bafc356c9bb69ad1da34434.jpg
#meme #memestr


I had to swap out the ssd on my nostr:nprofile1qqs9df4h2deu3aae83fmet5xmrlm4w5l9gdnsy3q2n7dklem7ezmwfcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq5xamn8ghj7dnvv45xs7tywde8g6rpvakkjuekw46nvar4vdhxgan6wumkxatzwpckk6rk0puhjdm2da5k7ce5x4kkkumjx3jkzepwdahxjmmwqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wd9hxvmckqw0xz server as I was having connectivity problems. (Things were crashing constantly) The process was super easy. Took me about 10 mins to swap out the ssd and start the transfer. 3 hours or so later had a rock solid server with all my data intact with nothing lost. I was expecting to lose some or all my channels but nothing was lost! Super easy!


Lmao


Budgetdozer https://image.nostr.build/f69cb8ae5c64df6b1188b363f2da11cce2a057a1055c0729b42776eb902f687e.jpg


Amethyst


The Myth of Airplane Mode

You're being lied to.  Airplane mode does NOT hide your location.  Google and Apple continue to collect it, by seeing what WiFi endpoints are near you, and then figuring out where you are through a process known as "WiFi Triangulation". [1]

Further, phones have two "brains", and the part that connects to the cell towers does NOT have to obey Airplane mode.  This is called the "baseband modem", and airplane mode is an API request from the main motherboard to this modem, ASKING if it would PLEASE consider killing service.

And even worse, the baseband doesn't even need a SIM card.  You can call 911 emergency without service, without wifi, just standing outside.  Calyx Institute devs LIE about this on Matrix, but dial it and hear your local operator tell you the truth.

In fact, you don't even need to be the government to abuse this.  Ralf-Philipp Weinmann of the University of Luxembourg demonstrated with just around $1500 in equipment, ANY RANDOM civilian hacker, who doesn't even work for the telecom, can FAKE being the cellphone tower near you.  Source:
https://comsecuris.com/papers/woot12-final24.pdf

This is all why it's so critical to use GrapheneOS which helps against these types of attacks, and to buy your phone anonymously in cryptocurrency, because if you don't, it's essentially like a dog collar.  At their will, they can see where you are, who you're standing near (if they have a phone too), and even turn the mics on to record.

My abusive competitors in the degoogled phone industry all charge way above Google's official store, and Google's search gives them traffic to make it harder to switch.  For example on the model 8:

AbovePhone.com
Pixel 8: $999

DigitalPrivacy.shop
Pixel 8: $729

Google Official Store
Pixel 8: $599

While as I sell them BELOW the official store:

Simplified Privacy
Pixel 8: $499

PLUS you get a consult on its use,  Why?  Because I am on a mission.  I need to get these phones, and the privacy that goes with it, in the hands of as many people as possible.  And if Google search wants to oppress and censor our website, so be it.  You and you alone deserve your data:

https://simplifiedprivacy.com/they-see-everything/index.html

& [1] WiFi Triangulation: https://simplifiedprivacy.com/googles-surveillance-the-shocking-truth/index.html


Chillin
https://image.nostr.build/7cef3a86b9239fdbe5a29112b11f80ad06c4abce8a31f3ca8f631e66c9590b6d.jpg


I love how it became an advertisement right at the end lmao


To all the builders 🛠 out there...

We have a new feature we're working on called "Developer Splits". The idea here is a developer could build any kind of client/site/app they want using nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg's library and earn a share of sats for all zaps that come in through their app (artists will still keep 90%, same as always). We're still working out the details but are planning to start a closed beta test soon. So if you're interested in building something or have questions, please get in touch!


How not to burn the bacon while doing 28 other things


Anybody still play Battlefield 4??


No docker image for this right?


https://cdn.satellite.earth/1c02228c581305e180cebb4cc14c01d5031079ee48e423ce9466a95057f5f167.jpg
#meme #memes


This is insane https://video.nostr.build/9cb726f3592d0278503ac0dd95c3e10ed8622c42a9a07bcf1e511e3453f6b905.mp4


alt Me as Conan swinging a bastard sword

A truthful #meme stolen from discord #memstr

https://image.nostr.build/20a0db252503dde30e666e8b69b7808c2e33a361b2c4176da97732182a04ee83.jpg


Good Morning ☀
https://v.nostr.build/8bofUCuJ3Gu1bO0n.mp4
https://i.nostr.build/W7JnBql12Bo0xigs.jpg


The algo! 😂 https://image.nostr.build/3455fadb9d13b7790f528eb8a24c3acb6dae62e8ea07ca3a5435518d47780239.jpg


Lol If your coin has a founder, keep him single at all costs! Bro probably dumping his premine so he can fund her failing yoga studio or nail bar 😂 😂 😂 😂

https://m.primal.net/KaQD.png


Interesting! https://image.nostr.build/1ec0303c571b8b206d279fdb967704aad67e1367e270148c56c8bd4918d1de91.jpg


Body parts way too close to propellers 😬


The color of both of the faces is the same. Prove me wrong lol https://image.nostr.build/0b3e2cbeff9162b55e35aea41d53344a59069ea68f0ef45ca4bfaefdcf370847.jpg


Nice try Mr. FBI 👀


#introductions https://image.nostr.build/be227e0f36e2be46b189fef3ff16f48ea534327291558ba77792abdf3f0ff398.jpg


How easy it is to broadcast a #bitcoin transaction via your own node after our expert training 💪
https://m.primal.net/KRgS.mov


Hello nostr:nprofile1qqs9cy8dqeugq52k6w00rmmdgcgslc08ukg2upycdn853wsjn8948csprpmhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst34xqhrvd368ycrzdf0lseht5. Is khaki a color or a type of fabric?


The power outage probably just caused it to reset for some reason because it hadnt finished syncing. Ive had a power outage more than once or twice on my start9 and its always been good to go once turning back on and syncing for a couple minutes.


No it doesnt. 12 hours after initial startup of what exactly? The start9 node? Or electrs itself? Bitcoind will sync first and takes a while and then after that electrs will sync and take a while. (Im pretty positive thats how it goes lol)


I agree with what you just said but you think people should be put in a cage because other peoples feelings were hurt and I would call that mental illness.


They died protecting freedom, not so politicians could pass laws diminishing freedom. If you need laws to compel people to respect something then you dont understand respect.


Politicians are just the worst

nostr:nevent1qqsqf79e4n8nnkv36phjcpgwpwkc5667rwesam8fa5dsj9f0cmc6z2qprpmhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst34xqhrvd368ycrzdf0qgs2rp377ky9wtyrmt4cj3ky0mt2w9wwpnwhjfy050xn7svrjp7ctuqrqsqqqqqpw55ysd


I would agree with that


I didnt even realize that was nicholas cage for a while lol


Anybody see longlegs yet. What a weird movie...and wow Nicholas Cage is extra weird https://image.nostr.build/8e772e98cc40d4ed5baf39a5e0fe7b63fcdeb084ac432a0e9180fbd7f55941c3.jpg


#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmeme #nostrmemes
https://m.primal.net/KLAN.jpg


I will offer it only through my website bitcoinapexart.com. About a week or so and I will offer my first Illustrated Book featuring the 21 first artworks I have made.


An illustrated book about Bitcoin art, printed and bound by one of the best photo labs in the world, deserves appropriate packaging. A matt black box with magnetic closure and gold embossing seems fitting to me! https://image.nostr.build/d731590e2159ca6756b7487a87e96c9b3a7a20d6a3f017633f616cf6616ad86b.jpg


#meme
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/014/558/572/705/880/original/767d616bf490037f.png


To the developers of #nostr as well as the clients abroad, Thank you. 💜

Thank you for this forest of endless possibilities that our posterity may travel upon. ☀

Thank you for the wild imaginations that have birthed life and continues to inspire others. ✨

Without the creativity, imagination, and builders, we would all have been silenced and brought to the slaughter houses of social media corporations. ⚖

The more one learns of nostr, the more one is humbled to the splendor of majesty. 👑

https://image.nostr.build/a1c80018e48248e041571c8e629d2d541cf62ebe73abfbfb83fa9b53013ca9bc.jpg


Supposed to be a high of 69 today....nice 😏


Attached a .pdf of some further comparisons. Did you know we now support .pdf, .zip and .svg uploads?

Would people be will interested if we added the latest image generstion models,  Stable Diffusion 3 or Flux support?

https://d.nostr.build/SJRe5NmExJkMBs4W.pdf nostr:note1jjatsr5z3tjpvlj9vzx65rvx6a202uzr923wdxp3qd8p7kmuk83q4n0ulj


A lot of hype about X’s Grok AI Image generation. Just a reminder, all nostr.build accounts come with AI Studio image generation, more models, just as edgy and high quality with our stable diffusion. I did a short comparison below, a longer one is coming soon!

https://i.nostr.build/HqKbgBixuR72WHkl.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/N3Ima9XFRRPK8MGs.png


Sometimes I think capitalism mixed with bureaucratic bullshit is the worst combination possible.

https://m.primal.net/KDQN.webp


#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes https://image.nostr.build/d12b2e77bd0de0a710c8db632a48263facef179e2ac07bf3c1f31f5dde3bc323.jpg  nostr:note1ca2vnz3j9rgkjfg74caglh7347m7fz97kwr555pclnkuxt3wgstqzm2h96


#Vader wants to know if its #Halloween yet

#cat #cats #catstr
https://image.nostr.build/119c0f970bbb65dad83a8ff81f05f95a31092147de9a3b4c46c69f1baf13b43b.jpg


This man hands out cold hard reality on a platter and I like it


https://image.nostr.build/3747755acd9a64cd200822483a73953c6ecce5d8649122cf082406893b76662d.jpg

#memes #meme #memestr


Its funny how they put the blame on the "community" and not themselves for why you cant do it. "If it werent for the comminity you could totally do this"


Being ostracized for believing that no amount of theft is acceptable has been a very strange experience. https://image.nostr.build/cd172d96a904ca799b5cce6f99db611610493de2ff27d03fa69640b2030e4c83.jpg


Check out our 1-star review on TrustPilot ⭐

https://m.primal.net/JzmO.jpg


Sad to hear! Hope all goes well!


https://image.nostr.build/203693f30b44599c19b252b3a3cf98dd387ed10094ff8c5ee8300caa75d6bd1e.jpg #meme #memestr #nostrmeme


😂😂

https://image.nostr.build/6451ebc25b854da7cfb381043670f949209e028c11a3faedc949e0bb626ce232.gif


My favorite Nostr argument https://image.nostr.build/1ae59b0ce26be42998ec2bec2031401e2b4b980ef36076b7ec22f90271c9dced.jpg


Burned mouth roof


Smith & Wesson Asks US Supreme Court To Expedite Its Appeal Of Mexico Lawsuit

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/smith-wesson-asks-us-supreme-court-expedite-its-appeal-mexico-lawsuit

#Zap to support, DM to suggest new feeds.


#meme #memes #memestr https://i.nostr.build/PBGwC54NgODFpbBm.jpg


Both of my zaps showed up in amethyst


Your note


But also I zapped him like 10 mins ago and it seemed to work too lol


Oh 😂😂😂 whoops. All good!


I just zapped you. Seemed to work 👀


Can I run the zap server without the nostr relay?


#bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/JMdfB6LtB2PVr00U.jpg


You can get 75 hours of AOL FREE!!!


#Handsomeboi nap time

#cat #cats #catstr https://image.nostr.build/f85ec4656dc245071d6d2916bc863f95ee6d2778a9073c3c3613ca27c2488d94.jpg


#Vader making funny faces

#cat #cats #catstr https://image.nostr.build/e430c5efda3148635fa9f92fd7a1572b2844d5f00ecdc1b9c5130f9b9795a135.jpg


😭🤣

https://image.nostr.build/8c11c050332d8782c7343916fd50054df5cba3a30cb70cc070fe96b038270480.gif


this is a cow https://t.co/1UCbtNJkOC https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GUfO9XWW8AAjeBP.jpg


My adopted outdoor cat #Vader #catstr #cat #cats https://image.nostr.build/3dc515b0a41bd6c1c98f9ae6c74c07cc7b4ce05984802a182a0a954d73c813ed.jpg


100 ⚡sats⚡ = repost
1000 ⚡sats⚡ = reply to this post saying that you've pre-saved my song on Spotify

Chu T - I Quit
Out august 16th

Click below to pre-save the song on Spotify and comment when you're done to make some sats!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chut1/i-quit


Lolwat?

https://image.nostr.build/e7073cf296d7371651eaadea4eab9939b73dacfd0a9f5b756e76170b384598c9.jpg


I wonder if this would work lol https://image.nostr.build/60f84c904f65ab8191b97bf97dda1eb4794507f6e84c72645e1b4c25fcfb2558.jpg


Such a rough life 😂


So hard lol


#Handsomeboi loving the deck #catstr https://image.nostr.build/0a9325f002b818510ee139d58809f335ad99cee6766a422f66b66971e0c11478.jpg


goal:

surpass 100 followers by the end of the day (6aug)

feels like a big milestone

then next I'll focus on getting into the big Comma Club (1,000 followers!)

but for today, I'll be happy pass a century 🤩😋🤗

help a #nostrich out?

#nostr #grownostr #plebchain #gm #gn #bitcoin #btc #zaps #love #life #sats #hodl #plebs #freedom #einundzwanzig #dream #stacksats #satoshis #wisdom #pleb #nostrplebs #lightning #zapping #europe #onlyzaps #proofofwork #austriches #zapme #livegood #growstr #followme #bloomscrolling #boost #streaming #introduction
🧡🟠🟧💜🟣🟪


Vacation is always good


GM https://image.nostr.build/1595d441feb31383372309091a44e149bc93e9afe5fd9b33776a96c783fabb75.jpg


Is the tracklist on the back 👀


GN
https://image.nostr.build/6ad07a718665a55beb47276c119d7e932b42f7324f22da5f375c4e2cf0e39f42.jpg


Relay list to discover the user's content


There are many like me https://i.nostr.build/lbk8Mfr60iFrTTw9.jpg


“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

— Napoleon Bonaparte https://image.nostr.build/31c036a7db96dd21cd5f3162a36f9c3c45f63821fac96aade7e349539dde0ce5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/774152c9783584c653a2a3d61b26f48496aa5c32acf9a350b0f2acc862319ab3.jpg


When people still use twitter https://image.nostr.build/71ac9a27460ea07e0e86f78c0cb1598175a1be0bd57a6bd99ad124d0197e1556.jpg


Theres only 2 phone numbers I ever pick up for lol


Heres the whole meme https://image.nostr.build/306d5b917926f2540f2097fa33650ac8356a766cfbe7e5aa5fdf5fd8cd27a1a7.jpg


He made the meme lol https://image.nostr.build/1203750fbfd9825136543365e44df08bbe24ade4fe6f9d040c61031f53004d81.jpg


Wow! Many neat photos! Thanks for participating everyone!
nostr:nevent1qqsp3s3gl7h48644a2re2g58drtz0gv8dal3meajdhqlnnwq60jhhzqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9gplz20p35acn2409vj5d5eltm26hp3w4ax0z6lh8khmtdeq8t6ypsgqqqqqqs32806j


Tick tock
Next block

https://image.nostr.build/c1ed0d743ce368c8d62b1c4fc44f7f049afd0fe3c2f48f70f4ddedcbaa75724a.jpg

#bitcoin
#nashville
#2024


Is newpipe down again for anybody else?


I think the Beastie Boys are overrated and their music is trash. They had like 2 good songs ever 👀
nostr:nevent1qqsg05axe6tvlnk8zsx5269398u3tv2wr5kac60mtwvp6fljktnnn7qprpmhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst34xqhrvd368ycrzdf0qgs8r33uhzjzvcll76m36wwtlprzmuaqw9pk62thrzu9jzqh3eqp26qrqsqqqqqp0emwx5


Not sure I would use it but its interesting
nostr:nevent1qqsp2p2rv8rmgegrefgpus5ezl9nlpp8fhr5xk7594d266206w9v0hqprpmhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst34xqhrvd368ycrzdf0qgs8anfluc6na3x9xee8j05pg3wz5vvueu9znz536aade73cddf0xrgrqsqqqqqp9rf32j


This is a #smolbaby #catstr https://image.nostr.build/8c480a7319213d3b0172c5e6031d0723cad8c157460908ba2795aafe3fb8925b.jpg


Looks like a praying mantis


HOLY BREAKING NEWS JOE BIDEN IS DROPPING OUT https://i.nostr.build/0goUoM0G5JJTjFNh.jpg


"The world would be a much safer place if everybody had a gun"


My Banana art 🍄🍌
#bananastr #art https://image.nostr.build/2aa2c0ec85d484b3d50d0dcb9011537a55e45d5c85804b3053676d5b7d2681f6.jpg


Nostrudel (only one Ive used lol)


Agree! nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug


Gotcha. Thanks!


Was there an error? Somebody else zapped me fine


Can somebody try zapping me a sat or 2? 🙏🙏🙏


⚡GhostBTC⚡

$BTC | Run a Node | Bitcoin is an immutable linear chronology oracle

😎 Official Meme Stealer 😎

I speak in gifs


Idk but its believable


🤡 🌍 https://image.nostr.build/c5b2e6c926db6a5716603fd14e8495d75ed594525c4f7204f22229848c954c97.jpg


Boom https://image.nostr.build/20ff801f93e4c4eef24bdc09c7bbbb0d0a6d430f39c9ed1f6d7889b7060309b0.jpg


#faketoshi #csw

https://i.nostr.build/N77GcHu9zXFaBsH8.jpg


Let’s go! 🔥🔥🔥

https://v.nostr.build/Sa3DiHoQRVnBSj37.mp4


nostr:nprofile1qqsfnw64j8y3zesqlpz3qlf3lx6eutmu0cy6rluq96z0r4pa54tu5eqpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tc3ec8km Are there any guides for running nostdress in docker for dummies like me? I run many things in docker but they are mostly well know containers that just need a compose file. Would love to play around with nostdress!


I doubt the head of secret service was at the trump rally 😂😂


Hmmm


Sad!


Can somebody try zapping me 1 sat please  🙏


New pepe just dropped

https://image.nostr.build/aad0423bbc7e3109f07387c08850488315771d27fd952a2df7d2e3579fc90f66.jpg


#Handsomeboi has no comment on the days historic events.

#catstr
 https://image.nostr.build/1e78eb7c7612806c0da22ac81f70fdef9d52c20cd93107741a756c6c7a809fee.jpg


Teamnewpipe has put out an update as well


Jellyfin is great


nostr:note1qnvu8ze097h8e676sva4zezu037vfscfjn9m0sju8dglms9dll7qp0dm0p
https://m.primal.net/JMWr.jpg


🚨MASSIVE BREAKING🚨

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE REVEALS PANIC WITHIN GERMAN GOVERNMENT OVER BITCOIN SALES

😂
https://video.nostr.build/6421e003e2c8855d16f5762ce3c9cc2bfdc3ccbd8e451d6870b136298c401ccb.mp4


https://m.primal.net/JJoL.png
https://m.primal.net/JJoP.png

GM 🥕🥕


Please do this


Hope you had a happy 4th!

https://video.nostr.build/f337ba650e07049cf8a22864eaf7cac6f3d042d7bc01772db2069eb9a2a9e27f.mp4


Hidden messages on circuit boards, known as „silkscreen Easter eggs," are intentional inscriptions or images concealed within the printed circuit board's silkscreen layer.

Engineers and designers sometimes incorporate these elements for personal or team recognition, offering a unique touch to the hardware. https://image.nostr.build/3ada6648c83985fe669b31fe110534b36334471f15cfa3b834a8fb7c234044d1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/84b1b9b1ad98a9c1d67332a97949cf046e99e0b77875cd38f0d91d44cf69507c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/33dd5f2b0f03c492ed47135c3e966eb1c48de7eac3438f4344fa624e447551d9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2661282de52e1dbaa08d3f3b1914196f4920ca8d2180f6b3434f1eb7017d17ef.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ee700ebb6adf1aa068593d0ecb436f87fd228913ad4eaddfd67c560248c0995c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/39a040703ed6a6d8b434bcc72738b5912a48a951a1f9212469d08fd7f0a06f0d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d503e22223727de0b34a7a60446090c9c54908951051c782238b6eb728d2ee40.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4097cd28235d6d5a427fa4e3711375003aafe1a59829e93992607f35d11925f5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f85191c190e8deb42e1985d0ca737580f87b027232cf64de487f4569d9496e2a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2b6c93054bad68a46a5281fc4e9ed702c3cefbd0eea6659f6a138deaea2cd00a.jpg


Are there any guides on setting up a lightning address with btc pay server?

#Asknostr


#retrogame #retrogaming

How A Series Of Bad Decisions Led To The Sega Saturn Failure
https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/07/03/gi-classic-the-saturn-spiral.aspx


Yeah? I didnt see anything about it runnning automatically when I restart my computer 😬 I use the cli...I assume if I had it running in docker it would start automatically but wasnt able to get that to work


How can I get Bostr to run at startup?


Yeah working on it 😅


Sound on 😂 https://video.nostr.build/baf01614a38af9dcf7b7ced96e663561354628bdb8eea9b04bbb09b806c3c674.mp4


Hawktuah the Barbarian
https://image.nostr.build/8aa6a4ea0ece34acdeacea55a7ecd8ba48033333210e428c06e6d859af1cb8e6.jpg


😂😂😂😂😂 #hawktuah https://video.nostr.build/54ceb2855ed838670b4ec762d5a61f70449381b5a1ec4cf5a60df437d0664dfa.mp4


Hi y'all !

Long time lurker, first time poster, I am very pleased to finally annonce Satonomics (https://satonomics.xyz) ! 🎉

Which I've been building full-time since November 2023 and started looong before

In short: FOSS Glassnode (https://glassnode.com)

In long:

Satonomics is an open-source suite of tools that computes, distributes, and displays on-chain data, making it freely available for anyone to use.

While mempool.space gives a very micro view of the network this tool is the exact opposite and very complimentary by giving you a more global/macro view of the flow and various dynamics of the network.

It doesn't matter who you are and what you want to do with the data, I strongly believe and it is very important that anyone should have a full and free access, be able to verify and visualize any kind of data from the network. And so you'll find many many charts (and soon dashboards), or routes through an API (if you prefer it raw) to do anything; from doing a health-check, gain insight into the current or past state of the network or even trading, I don't care, do what you want !

I realize it's not as exciting as ecash and nostr/bitcoin tools but it is something that needed to be done. We can't have fiat-minded 700$/m closed tools like Glassnode being the go to.

Warning: very early and very alpha, things might break and the data might be false (and I'm 100% positive that some datasets are)

Anyway, enjoy and let's keep building ! 🔨


How is it different/better than bostr? 👀


GM
My power is out
:(


I'm actually the president of the company https://t.co/VLh9EnZDk3 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPot8NlWMAAfymQ.jpg


https://cdn.satellite.earth/f6e6b40e9960e3ace10ac51251a25814bae0945cb25f9b3660a35a4688974cc7.jpg

#Artstr #AbstractArt


Save button!


Google Chrome will limit ad blockers starting June 2024 if youre weird and use chrome

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/11/google-chrome-will-limit-ad-blockers-starting-june-2024/


No ads ezpz

(Maybe the occasional t-shirt ad 👀)


I guess. I dont even know what the onboarding  looks like anymore because I havent tried to start a fresh account


https://t.co/VrVZTv7cyd https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1799505608401428480/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/zkjtwHjmbO4EZp9V.mp4?tag=12


Normies and reddit are wild lmao 😂😂

https://image.nostr.build/7383e17e729bbdddb36c52a112e9878a698afc3ae4d20dc1ff37e6c729dd64a0.jpg


Just a ghost 👻 lol


Oh no


My view from work today lol  https://image.nostr.build/151ffe471bb6a12c192bb420cadf85a8884a6a2a208a6e60bb421ca74ebbe5b4.jpg


#bostr version 3.0.7 stable released (tested)

A #nostr relay proxy aggregator that saves mobile data bandwidth when using #nostr in monitored quota.

https://github.com/Yonle/bostr/releases/tag/3.0.7

Code cleaning and fix bug

## What's new?
- Code: Separated session event handlings code into separate `function` code.
- Fix NIP-42 authentication in bostr <-> upstream relay

## Upgrading
For npm installation, upgrading could be done with the following:
```
npm i -g bostr@3.0.7
```
or
```
npm i -g https://github.com/Yonle/bostr.git
```

For source code installation, upgrading could be done with the following:
```
git pull origin stable
npm i
```

For bun runtime installation, upgrading could be done with the following:
```
git pull origin stable
bun install
```

Then restart your bouncer to apply update.

**Full Changelog**: https://github.com/Yonle/bostr/compare/3.0.6...3.0.7


Thats a sad story


Please share. I’m not techy and haven’t figured out to to have a big reach on Nostr yet:

When I was 17, I signed up for the US Marine Corps. By the grace of God I failed their medical exam and never completed enlistment. One of my best friends from high school did.

Two years later, he called me in the middle of the night from Germany. He had been shot in Iraq and was being flown home for emergency treatment. The next morning I picked up his mom and drove the distraught woman who spoke very little English 23 hours straight, only stopping for gas, to be there when he got home.

In the hospital I watched as the nurse turned off the light in the room to shine a flashlight on his wound to check for infection. The bullet entered his back between his spine and his shoulder blade and mercifully made a turn to exit through his upper arm, missing any organs but shattering his arm completely. In that dark room I could see the light of the flashlight passing fully 9” through his body. I could also smell the rotting flesh from the infection she was checking for. The smell got worse for weeks before they got it under control. He was unbearable to be around and I will never forget that sweet acrid smell.

He took most of a year to recover and eventually tried to start a civilian life. Broken by war, he couldn’t hack it and eventually reenlisted serving at least two more tours of duty with the army. Last I heard he was a drill instructor teaching other young boys to do what broke him.

We’ve lived very different lives and have grown apart but still talk a couple times a year. The conversations are challenging for me but I try to remember his life has been vastly different from mine. He will often say things like “I need to get back to war, I miss killing people”. I have nothing to say to those comments. I just feel tremendous sadness for him, his family and for the lives he has destroyed under orders from the government I fund (under duress) through taxes and inflation.

That is what drives me to save in Bitcoin. It is the only way for me to shield some of the value of my labor capital from the military industrial congressional complex that has destroyed millions of lives around the world including in our own military.

Number-Go-Up is an incredible feature and one that I enjoy very much, but if I all I accomplish in being a Bitcoiner is forcing the government to be a little bit smaller and more accountable to the people it is intended to represent, that is enough for me. If one less mother has to bury a son, that is a worthy outcome.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/military-industrial-complex-killing-us-all


Wanna know how much your Android spies on you?

https://www.scss.tcd.ie/Doug.Leith/Android_privacy_report.pdf


Yep vaultwarden


Human beings need three basic things in order to be content: they need to feel competent at what they do; they need to feel authentic in their lives; and they need to feel connected to others. These values are considered "intrinsic" to human happiness and far outweigh "extrinsic" values such as beauty, money and status. ~Sebastian Junger https://image.nostr.build/48b1f25faaf1b489698b0d033967c3e3198061a84cf4963a049c4b1957f9eddb.jpg


No plan. But i did packaged bostr in npm.
https://npmjs.com/package/bostr


Do you run it on android 14 by any chance? It severely messes with my phone when Ive tried to use it


Nice. This looks interesting!


You can run this on any computer with the compose file? Would I have to uncomment the image line? Comment out the build line? Confused. Can you sync this relay with other relays? Back up all your notes and stuff? Sorry for all the questions 😅 I run a relay on startOS but its basically useless


Hello nostr:npub136jg2fnty2z5vwcnh7p4jpckrs3tk0dpueftgs7mznuuaenjpfps6tjnxf I would like to formally complain about the fact that I do not have enough bitcoin. Thank you for your time.


Have you considered packaging bostr for something like nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll ? I think people would love it!


Have you ever been perfectly whelmed?


Are there any ezpz nostr relays that can be installed with some docker compose? Making files and building dependencies is a little beyond my comfort zone lol


Whats the benefit of using a dm relay. I assume my dms are on every relay so why would I want to use a relay that only I can download from? I cant visualize the benefit even though Im sure there is one.


Relay list to store private content from this author


"Give me all your sats!" https://image.nostr.build/0a5a3be0a5e9c6c7d7cf531246cf2fdee8138c91270226dc47876fd99733f71c.jpg


I do


I dont have a lightning address thats the problem. I know zues offers them but theres fees and stuff.


How exactly? Do you connect that to your getalby address somehow?


Is Nostr Wallet Connect only for sending zaps? Or can you receive them as well? Heckin confuse


LENOVO C340


Cartridge X Lampa - Blabba Mouth (DDD100) on [Deep, Dark & Dangerous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ves4gULdMYk


Sadness
https://image.nostr.build/33b5b99938e04d4aa71f6af8558f6942cf7eeb282a7386038f3d00c5564334d7.jpg


UNITE!! https://i.nostr.build/WG7vR.jpg  nostr:note1pcdl5rtp8k2r94kkgrnxduylwc9zekxvl5xclar6ngvzu7nqhhrst6xj89


Anything that evokes an emotion


Does anybody use impervious browser? Is it any good? Havent heard anything about it or seen anyone mention it since being on twitter.

#asknostr


Thou shall not simp


Can anybody tell me why the nostr:npub10r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7stjt2p8 app bricks my phone so I have to do a hard reset to be able to use my phone again?


This is my favorite version of this song!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8svDwqd_Fyw&embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F


None of the tabs under discover in Nostrudel work for me 🤔


This lamp would make me want these candies every time I saw it https://image.nostr.build/a5a96561a361523a71c5f47ca7c3508bc268a5116c292380a479957b1098fbc1.jpg


This lamp woul https://image.nostr.build/a5a96561a361523a71c5f47ca7c3508bc268a5116c292380a479957b1098fbc1.jpg d make me want these candies every time I saw it


Joker 2024 lfgooooooo 🃏 https://i.nostr.build/Rm2qv.jpg


Running bostr


   ⚡⚠ ZAPRAISER FOR UNO SERVICES⚡⚠

Hello Plebs, I really don't want to come across whinny or demanding, and you can mute me if I am, but I was just wondering if anyone would be willing  to help. The Cost of my services and time to run them is increasing. All Nip05s are added manually, Articles are written or posted by volunteers manually. All profile Links, the Nostr Media Downloader Nowdown.lol all done by myself. I work on these things daily and I am happy to do it. Not donating Doesn't mean these services will be shut down, donations just help cover operating costs and buys me ☕.

If you want to contribute to the operating costs or buy me a coffee, I'd appreciate it greatly. I am happy to be a part of bettering this community even if in a small way.

If this note could somehow get 300k sats, this would be amazing. Boosting also helps immensely.

Also Feel free to check out the new media downloader here:
https://nosdown.lol/

Thank you all Sooo much. 🫂⚡

#Plebchain #Zap #Zapraiser


I put all my relays in there now


What does EOSE stand for in the config file? @npub1x3azxuysp5vmfer4vgs4jn5tmfcx4ew8sh0qnev7gczljxsr7jwqa3g4el


What does EOSE stand for in the config file?


I used to use it. Worked great. Got a new phone and it isnt made for the newest version of android so I use a different one. I miss it lol


Thanks for helping me out! This was really bugging me!


Good ol wireguard does the trick


Lol I figured it out 😭😂😂😂 I had to sudo ufw  allow the port. I swear I tried that yesterday 😵💫😵💫


Yeah it comes up. 0 clients currently connected 😭


Lol yah i did. Nothing loads


ws://server-ip:8080 doesnt work. Nothing loads :(


Yeah I did that. When I start bostr it says listening on ws://0.0.0.0:8080 and connected to wss://relay.damus.io. Do I put ws://0.0.0.0:8080 in my nostr client relay section? Should it work after that? (It didnt) The only thing I changed in the config is the damus relay. Is there anything else Im missing that is required?


Yes I put damus.io in there. I also put my npub in the whitelist section


Yeah. It seems to be running but I tried connecting to it from my local network without any reverse proxy or anything and it doesnt seem to work. Im sure Ive configured something wrong


Are there any guides for setting up a bostr relay for dummies? nostr:npub1x3azxuysp5vmfer4vgs4jn5tmfcx4ew8sh0qnev7gczljxsr7jwqa3g4el

#asknostr


Are there any good guides on installing a bitcoin node on linux? Its been so long since Ive installed a vanilla bitcoin node on a computer lol. Bonus points if its a bitcoin/lnd node guide.

Thanks!

#asknostr


Can you setup bostr to use paid relays? Looks very interesting. I might have to give this a try!


Is there a link to the software? Would love to check it out!


Love me some EDM


Current state of the avg American these days https://v.nostr.build/0jBzX.mp4


did u grab it? 🥎 👀 🔊
https://video.nostr.build/11855971692b01ea3e6a7e99ef79c9ce3be12e80c4916deeaa45b74c631c3b10.mp4


Why do people use bluesky? What about it is better than twitter?
nostr:nevent1qqsg3mukrfrvacr9m9jaguadgdmzryevghclvpgdl86qczafj66gedcpr9mhxue69uhkwctvv9u8jvfn9ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5pzq0mhp4ja8fmy48zuk5p6uy37vtk8tx9dqdwcxm32sy8nsaa8gkeyqvzqqqqqqygn7jh6


You can go to 1ml.com or amboss and look at some of the bigger nodes and try to connect to some of them. Also try to connect to nodes that your channel peers arent connected to to bring those nodes closer together (less hops) Also the bigger nodes usually have somewhat large channel minimums. Hope this helps!


The cat was very calm and I was able to take some very nice pictures of it.

What a beautiful moment life gave me.

 https://image.nostr.build/166016e9bda8bd4fa8399a88a78b40b71f52d75146e2c01e26e8aa14cffda99d.jpg

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#photography #photostr #artstr #plebs #plebchain


https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_c617a33ffb36a6f021b49ccd5d708a4ba4aced740bdb4ccc80f208aa62eb670f.gif #meme #memestr #nostrmeme


GM SIR
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V


"We urge everyone who values privacy, autonomy, and innovation in the Bitcoin space to donate to the Samourai Wallet legal defense fund. Your contributions will help cover legal fees, support strategic litigation, and ensure that Samourai and TDev can continue their vital work without the looming threat of unjust legal action.

...Every contribution, big or small, makes a difference. Visit http://p2prights.org/ to make a tax-deductible donation or leave the information as N/A to make an anonymous donation."

#freesamourai

https://blog.ronindojo.io/samourai-defense-fund/


Lol I asked my wife about this (shes an attorney) and she said the same thing. They cant report it and that most big time criminals usually go to jail for tax fraud and not all the crimes they were commiting...kinda weird


Only banks and vampires try this hard to convince you that they’re human. https://m.primal.net/IIus.jpg


Hey! just a reminder that you can get serilized high quality Gicleé prints of some of my drawings here:

proofofink.com/fine-art/ https://image.nostr.build/a5ddfb7ce352d060d11734e7825bb180df724447ad4a39c8a905463bd97f3dc3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/28f56a95f17e18569c081ee0e51504731081481bceaafed49a855a30db5d5128.jpg


we got a sponsor and now all the students will get to go for free!

#catstr

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Thanks! 🤝


Thanks to everyone who shared, zapped, liked and commented on our memes lately 🫡

✅ 3 random reposts from last week each got 2,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas, nostr:npub1uy9r0g9s5kdlyj42axx0v683pu6q3a8p8e5x9j0r3850qngemersd2tu32, nostr:npub1e873s875jdfqamskc305g75td6zg8vj239282slwjew762xd758snwekmz 🎉

✅ 3 random reactions from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8, nostr:npub13pnmakf738yn6rv2ex9jgs7924renmderyp5d9rtztsr7ymxg3gqej06vw, nostr:npub1wevdqvs0jlsyq0yzr3v2a9cwfmumsmd3x7pau4l68qgzj6ursm8scsw24v 🎉

✅ 3 random comments from last week each got 1,000 sats - congrats to nostr:npub1n0aq6vafymeezu8rgyuluw2nsvwwf0e0qdpc9d2uvcfgclsf4d8s3qqu2z, nostr:npub1am50jqjytzdtepftqfzf8grh2gs4wpt7d4t90zxc6z288wqazj5skdks29, nostr:npub1dw840cz87spfe2f4j86a2c0yc23y0l6exygh6fgwk9qxegegj7dqp4yrlv 🎉

Enjoy your memes and have a nice day!


How hard or not would this be to run on a different machine from my lightning node?


Figured


Thanks


Can someone try to zap me a sat. Testing!


How was this?


Gang gang lol


https://image.nostr.build/fef2d872677b4eb3111d303e0ac2cd7155a9da2e879fc9950ea1d9250775477c.jpg
My favorite book 🤩
#meme #memes


👀
https://video.nostr.build/e01d0ce0e250a4bf751567558069a50c4739192bc6a1e900e8efd44c3e47e6ed.mp4


Oh man those laptops lol


Corndalorian when people post "Just checking in"

https://video.nostr.build/bf093f3dfede8b57650efc090c9ba721b5532b022a3db6af0d39c2f95b8b28d2.mp4


Lying


You guys ready to fight?
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How unprivate is lightningnetwork.plus ? Wanna do some triangles but hate signing up for accounts/websites.


Gotcha. Didn't take into consideration I was paying the closing fees as well. If you made all of the fees visible/obvious it would probably help! When it says a channel is 5k sats and then the bill comes up and its 15k sats its kind of like "huh?" (I still bought a channel)


It says 2mil channel is 5k sats but when I go to buy it its like 15k sats 🤔


Yes. Having 2 channels is pretty much a minimum so sats can come in one channel and out the other.


You can...but thats just like giving someone all the sats in the channel


No it would just be someone opening a channel to me with the liquidity on their end


Does a sad face help at all? 🥺🥺🥺
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All of them except 3...I dont think Ive ever sent a fax 😂


Any plebs wanna connect to my lightning node? Would love a little more inbound! 🙏

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I lowered the fees so we'll see. Im looking to open more channels


Big purple out here gaslighting everybody into thinking they dont exist smh


I always have my system set to dark


Omg I just turned on light mode on amethyst. I didnt even know there was one 😂😂😵💫 https://image.nostr.build/1ec2354742376b847213a7c513559845b0bb4c8c51c79846d0edfd8df217184a.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/nWw7M.jpg
#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmenes


How hard is it? What do you use? Could a self-hosting hobbyist set one up?


Awesome. Its all already outgoing liquidity 😂 which was unexpected. Are the fees to rebalance super high? I tried rebalancing and it looks like the fees are pretty high to do so. I had a few channels with my last lightning node and routed a couple payments here and there but nothing like this lol


Im showing up on 1ml now. Just let me know if you could still open a channel. Thanks 🙏


Is there a link? This is giving me eye cancer


This is fire! 🔥🔥🔥


3 Blocks in 8 mins 👀


Momma said she wanted lamb lollipops
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Is this from Ninja Scroll? Great movie!


Redoing my whole bitcoin stack. Looking for cold storage. Does everybody love Coldcard? Other options? Thanks for any help!


Thanks Ill check it out


Does anybody run their own LNURL server?


I can open a channel to you. I dont know if that would make you less scared lol


No sadly


Does it usually take a while to show up on 1ml? My node has been running for a few days now.


Lol I dont know. Just started the node on Start9


Any plebs wanna help me out with some inbound liquidity?? 🙏🙏🙏🤝🤝🤝 Please let me know! I cant currently zap or be zapped 😵😵💫😵😵💫

(No I dont want to buy liquidity)


Any plebs wanna help me out with some inbound liquidity?? 🙏🙏🙏🤝🤝🤝 Please let me know!

(No I dont want to buy liquidity)


So when you want to login with nos2xfox how do you choose which key you want to use? When I try to login to nostrudel it just asks if I want to authorize this and I have no idea which profile Im logging into.


Ill have to dig deeper when Im at my computer


𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 - Babylon (Don't Let Me Fall)

https://soundcloud.com/hvdesmusic/babylon-dont-let-me-fall


noStudel renders soundcloud track widget thingies. Thats so fire! lmao


Nos2x can only hold 1 Private key? Is this true? Anyway to add multiple accounts?


𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 - Babylon (Don't Let Me Fall)

https://soundcloud.com/hvdesmusic/babylon-dont-let-me-fall?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing


Where is this?


Lol so I was looking for Lightning node connect not lndconnect...anyways I figured it out with Lightning terminal


Already following!


Using noStrudel on a desktop. This will take some getting used to after using Amethyst forever looolll Does noStudel have an account on here? Couldn't find it by searching


Yeah! Is it still a work in progress? Or is it possible now?


Yeah! Is it still a work in progress?


Are collaborative channel opens a thing? Like 2 people, 2 wallets, 2 transactions and you get one channel? 🧐🤔


Do you know if its possible to get those files from LND on a start9 server?


Is there a way to use lndconnect on nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll?

#asknostr


Test


I think it worked lol


Testing 👀


nostr:npub126ntw5mnermmj0znhjhgdk8lh2af72sm8qfzq48umdlnhaj9kuns3le9ll where can I download the app packages to sideload them manually?


Abolish taxes 🤝


I know right


😳😳

https://video.nostr.build/e8316193a80b7e5636ddc852f5f2b646e2e631971274f37131db62e3cce3cedf.mp4


Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle......because https://image.nostr.build/5d6f6ad92850cead789c22bf07d524239a6603acfdb0af2efa51d85a98e4336e.jpg


We were recently made aware of multiple potential DNS leaks on Android. They stem from bugs in Android itself, and only affect certain apps. We have reported them to Google, and are working on fixes.

Read more: https://mullvad.net/blog/dns-traffic-can-leak-outside-the-vpn-tunnel-on-android


Thanks! I used MyNode for a little bit forever ago I think on a raspberry pi and always had trouble with the pi. I moved on to different hardware and software and wanted to try one of these out.


Yeah Im ok on linux if there is a very detailed guide but those can be hard to find sometimes and I probably wouldnt try to do all the services that these things provide


MyNode vs Start9

Pros? Cons? Anybody have experience with both? Which is better? 👀

Maybe a boost for more responses 🙏


Boost this note if you miss nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk


A few more pictures of the stainless steel #Bitcoin CoinJoin. 🌀

Privacy is not a crime.

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Mr satan sir 😂😂😂😂
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My favorite type of note was........Cocaine! https://image.nostr.build/b39d2e6c986458e9ee5619afab6719097a8aafee651f42912774938f4df5c9f2.jpg


This feels like so long ago now lol


It was fun while it lasted https://image.nostr.build/1243fcc51af88eb42eb67d4ca5e7080a534f01749153a9e7938e195276b6a6fa.jpg


After years of serving the community, LightningTipBot and ln.tips is retiring. Thank you for all the memories.

We've made so many normies experience Bitcoin and Lightning for the first time, you can't even imagine it anon, you have no idea. It's something I'm deeply prod of and I have a lot to say about it when the time has come.

I'm moving on to other things. Let a thousand bots blossom.

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Upgrade. https://image.nostr.build/70db8bb51c671ef1ee54b4e222a5717f3494ad0aea1ff2e7d37c68cd139d8148.jpg


I know right 😂


How I use nostr #memestr

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Wars between States are not a threat to the State. The result is always a State. A war between the State and Freedom is a threat to the State. The result may be the end of the State.


Are you facilitating laughter?


How do you know if someone is a US citizen? Lmao 😂 You KYC everybody?


Fkn love this  nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn guy.

https://m.primal.net/IAVK.png


Never seen or heard of these 😳


What in the world is a fox squirrel


This is called a "Beach Chicken" https://image.nostr.build/b330ab2d31f727a4e896f34669454af726cd0883c2f76cd6b9f29d5b6b7801f6.jpg


Anything similar to Samourai dojo? Or is it just good ol bitcoin core? 🤔👀🧐


13 years ago today, Satoshi Nakamoto disappeared forever.

#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebchain #Zap

https://m.primal.net/IAKE.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/7d91fbed0d7447f340022bd77a66e486319df0de84b2df1e44a3af72a2f08dd2.jpg
#meme #memes


How did we get here? https://image.nostr.build/f077a04cda7890aee9aeee740741ffb179d02a244ca29a3d9540414eb610c4da.jpg


Selling your kyc and tx info to the government


The indictment against the alleged Samourai Wallet (SW) operators was unsealed today. A few friends have been asking for my opinion on it and my channels are blowing up. I used to serve in law enforcement as a detective that specialized in cybercrime and blockchain analysis. The following information may be useful or interesting to some.

Reading through the Department of Justice’s press release and the indictment itself, here are my initial thoughts:

There are plenty of examples of past investigations resulting in arrests/convictions related to the operation of custodial mixing services, with Bitcoin Fog being the one in recent news. With a service taking custody of funds and moving funds between other people/users, they are likely going to be considered a money service business. And if a money service business doesn’t block Americans from using the service, the US Department of Treasury will require the operators of that service to register with them and follow their compliance regulations. Many foreigners have been arrested in foreign jurisdictions in order to be prosecuted in the US with an American judge and jury for allegedly violating federal American laws (read that sentence twice).

With these sorts of cases, you are typically dealing with the idea that a service didn’t register correctly and follow compliance regulations. And then the other idea is that the operator of the service knew and allowed funds to move through it that would be considered “illicit” or “sanctioned.”

Examples of illicit funds may be proceeds from illegal drug sales or funds stolen from someone. The sanction piece can involve entities, such as particular Bitcoin addresses, individuals, companies, or countries, using the service or receiving from the service. The US federal government maintains a sanction list.

The above summary has been an on-going fight on privacy, censorship, and regulatory overreach for a while. It isn’t new (and Roman Sterlingov should be free). SW’s indictment is different from the situation I summarized above though.

SW was a non-custodial service. This means that users controlled (their private keys to) their funds themselves and the service provider (SW) allowed the coordination between users through its infrastructure, such as the app, the server, the continued development, etc. This makes this case much more interesting and more concerning to me.

Regarding the first count against the men: Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering. The SW indictment alleges that SW was a service that provided “large-scale money laundering and sanctions evasion.” So we are talking about users using illicit funds with the service and sanctioned entities using or receiving from the service. And we are talking about the SW coordinators “conspiring” with the relevant users to do this.

The indictment is constantly referring to SW as an “application” that is conducting or facilitating the mixing through a “centralized coordinator server.” Who controls the application and server? Allegedly the two men named in the indictment.

When it comes to SW’s Whirlpool service: Through their server, their application is selecting the inputs. Their application is communicating information between all users necessary for the mixing to occur. Their application is using the private keys on behalf of the users. Their application is broadcasting the mixing transactions to the Bitcoin network. The picture the indictment is painting is that the application and server are essentially doing the money laundering, as opposed to the users using the service. Similar verbiage and logic are used to describe SW’s Ricochet service too (adding hops to a send you intend to do).

The above summary is the most shocking piece of the indictment, in my opinion. The implications of this reach beyond Bitcoin-related apps and services. Think of the apps and services, just in general, that a user could use to engage in criminal behavior. Now think of arresting the developers/creators for what the user did.

Regarding the second indictment against the men: Conspiracy to Operate an Unlicensed Money Transmitting Business. The indictment says the SW operators were “involved in the transportation and transmission of funds intended to be used to promote and support unlawful activity.” There isn’t any mention or consideration of custody of funds in this. The logic of the indictment: Some users may have used SW’s application and server for “unlawful activity” and therefore, SW was involved in the unlawful activity. Again, this is a scary precedent. Think of the applications and servers out there right now that users may be using for unlawful activity.

There are many mentions apparently from the coordinators themselves that address the knowledge and intent element (important for a criminal trial). The SW operators were obviously passionate about financial privacy and resisting compliance regulations. Their messages (especially with their style of messaging) will be easy to spin/take literally, even if the coordinators were just trying to be edgy with their marketing/brand. The SW coordinators did not help themselves in this regard.

I think the government will focus a lot on the coordinator’s knowledge and intent of the service being used for illegal activity. I believe this is how the government will “limit” the scope of the precedence and how it will try to differentiate the SW service from others.

Regarding the illicit funds/sanctions piece: The blockchain analysis showing funds from Dark Web markets that sell illegal drugs flowing into SW’s Whirlpool will be easy for the prosecution. The same goes with sanctioned entities sending to or receiving from SW’s Whirlpool. It will also be easy to show funds flowing from known hacks, exploits, and/or thefts flowing into SW’s Whirlpool. The government will need to prove the men knew this was happening and that they facilitated it by providing the SW application and server. Their mouths may be their downfall on this one, but I think it is pretty clear that the SW operators’ intent was to provide a neutral financial privacy tool that didn’t control user funds, leaving the responsibility of the use of those funds on the users themselves.

With the logic in this case, I wonder if it will be argued that blockchain analysis companies are also culpable since they surely had their own funds being mixed in SW’s Whirlpool to collect data points. Were their funds facilitating illegal activity? Or were their funds facilitating financial privacy in general? (Maybe facilitating privacy was just the byproduct of having the chance to trace through exclusions.)

Overall, the case leads to some interesting questions.

Is a wallet software and developer a money service business now? How about a full node? These both facilitate the transmission of funds too. The implications of this case are not good for privacy or code. I’m ready to donate to the defense.


That sucks


Liberty Quote

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things bought and sold are legislators.”

~ P.J. O’Rourke


What we doin for block 1,000,000 🤔🤔
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My view from work today. Very nice out! ☀🌞☀
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Are these genetically modifies AI cows in the room with us now?

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✨ c a t ✨  #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon

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#meme #bitcoinmemes #bitcoin #halving #memestr #nostr #sat #dumb https://image.nostr.build/e8a8b2e6159fe6abd1bc49717f5c4ded7cada4dec846751008cf2d374bb486e7.jpg


Boom


😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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(not mine)
https://stacker.news/items/511798


Step 1 - Uninstall windows
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This is my view at work today
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Top of the  Halving to yah

As it turns out no K …. But how about a J  👀😶🌫 https://v.nostr.build/BR9ee.mp4


People be like https://image.nostr.build/ccf71d1d0c28d21d16da03ce3d8b0104f14b9d47be9a6ab8c5405d287725953c.jpg


😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/522a9041d5e50e847ff5a9e8d4162b6c875a5f41af47f4c74dfb3ada5ae3626e.jpg


K


😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/f86ba8f69e8212bcfe6cb711ab0452c5e93ec36c18b65bdc767462f37a8340bb.gif


Were there any "69 blocks until halving...nice" notes that I missed? Because I want to like them.


5. This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno.

In the top right corner a wall casts its reflection into the water below, creating a seamless division within the photograph. https://image.nostr.build/57cb4b69097114b39781b672144c2a87cbb261b199d718e185a3597980cbe6ab.jpg


Satoshi smart. Uniswap founder not so much.


Alright thats enough Nostr for today

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😂😂 Song is fire 🔥🔥🔥

https://video.nostr.build/8689b002c70146d8525aa4ff68fd63eb5f8d53db08f35f781c517eb58167f81c.mp4


We got Fred Flintstone over here


Lol that tv would've cost like $100,000 in the 90's


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/d839ecd80c66c38432ce4ff7d5f05dad81857c10b3ab67fefb123fc5b9c7e2b1.jpg


#fashion 😂😂

https://image.nostr.build/f23e913148f6e0b01af54d67e1173bdc9d19d7ef376267aa051c9e98a76b8c70.jpg


My wife took this pic somewhere near our house. Loooool wtf does this even mean 😂😂😂😂🤔🤔 https://image.nostr.build/c1442cf463863bd03b6487d3802241ea54019c326da883d15f63c263f9a59b4f.jpg


Gib tacos


A classic


#photography
#landscape

https://image.nostr.build/0b0bb5ce07ed5698cb062445103c1a1021de2f343ec803aed2e40cc4ef6d262b.jpg


😂😂👀😂

https://video.nostr.build/c75516a4a49baa8501f1b9f0f839f3d93c96a220565a0776b329bb0561f87b52.mp4


Sick!


This


My first car was a toyota station wagon. Me and my friends called it "The Tank" 😂 I now drive a car made by Toyota (Scion). Great cars!


Lol you beat me by 1 min 😂😂😂

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Me opening nostr this morning #dan #danchain https://image.nostr.build/b5db0bde4e2613ea3b6ee94a7d208d1198a590c88869d2f48334f7edebf1761d.gif


Anybody on a good private music tracker who could throw a fellow music lover an invite? 🤔🤔🙏🙏


😂😂😂😂😂
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This was a jam back in the day 😂


Neonlight - Bitcoin 🎶🎶🎶

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tn_MfH2NrLI


Lemme get one of them fancy ass plates 🧐😂


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 when I try to zap a note and Zeus opens to the invoice page I have no idea which node Im paying from. Is there anyway to fix? 🙏🙏❤❤


And BLOW!


Hope it works out!


As a cook, you know what the scariest thing a chef can say to you is? Its "Dont yes chef me!" When Chef said this to me my brain basically exploded and all I could mange to say was...Yes Chef! LMAO 🤯😳😂😂


Are there any music file duplicate finder programs that run on linux? #asknostr


https://i.nostr.build/aRgZ.jpg

#zapathon


"Let‘s talk about @ambosstech's new product „Reflex“ and why you should close all channels to Amboss immediately.
Reflex is a product bringing OFAC compliance to LN Nodes, yet the product is advertised as increasing „Freedom“ for node runners..."

https://twitter.com/L0laL33tz/status/1775859917900939772


Loooool 😂😂😂 https://video.nostr.build/c1ad7931f1719cc689665931e69476bfc740a4d590be91dca32d35efd4afc61c.mp4


So would I but also am definitely not gonna buy a whole bag and you know theyre gonna weird and or gross


Sorry guys. Its all over. Theres no hope for the world anymore. https://image.nostr.build/74a06dcae1fa8f40290114db645499d72bceaf3dfea332eade4a8cf4b54cd942.jpg


Took me a while but i get it now https://image.nostr.build/6d8946874e5d1d19b017d699ea233a60d8e1a11aa420c981c777fd02ce9d806d.jpg  nostr:note1ueg9qm9rp5fl5e7g6h8emw9hm6ucefs0lagvfxdevzvk6er50txq2futz8


V6, 5-speed, 4wd, lifted, 33inch mud terrains with decent tread and aftermarket wheels, ~240k miles, no rust on frame, body is in pretty good shape. Great daily driver or a low cost restoration project or fun off road truck. Has had an extensive list of maintenance work in the past 10k miles to ensure it is a reliable daily driver. Open to offers and trades.
 https://image.nostr.build/f36feec2d6968c3f49776bbc975223f1d289c1f25bd996281642dbe7d063783c.jpg


Door in Firenze

#Door #Architecture #photography  #Italy #Firenze #Florence

https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/162/397/542/646/252/original/c0fff7e69391f003.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/c67895f24f5a1251b3972b8e48bf45105556dbb7ea92419b5f9a1cc4cdae55fc.jpg
#nostr


This...also I cant smell a redbull without having blurry flashbacks 😬😬😵💫😵💫