You're racist online as an outlet for your real life. I am racist in real life so I just have fun online. We are not the same.


Love or hate the guy, Trump looked like a fucking warrior today. Teeth bared in defiance. Blood pumping out. Fist raised.

Fight fight fight indeed.


He was an artist first. decayable.ink gets my vote.


I AM FUCKING BORED SOMEONE BREAK SOMETHING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I hate this job.

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Bigelow "Constant Comment" black tea is consistently good. Smells nice, the bag is interesting looking, the bags are individually foil wrapped and it tastes as nice as it smells.


I did everything right and it still turned out completely fucked lmao like I tried hard and went to school and got a real job and I didn't lie or cheat or steal and it's totally fucked lmao holy shit

I shoulda been a complete fuck boy it wouldn't have mattered at all


MisterRogersSnapped

I've had people walk out on me before but not when I was being so charming.

Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.

Yeah, it's me.


I hope you die slow and bloody, nigger.


Oh I get it that guy is a semi-successful z-list internet celebrity caught up in the decline of podcasting in general (markets flooded and people are bored) and he is looking for someone to blame. So like any utterly retarded faggot he blames and takes it out on the most loyal and hard-core members of his own audience.

Lol. That ALWAYS works out. What a brain dead dumbass.

How many times have you seen the e-celebrity goes IRL, tries to go mainstream, and completely alienates the people that actually like and support them thing? It's a common trope at this point.


Every year they try a million new programming languages and a million new pieces of hardware and new companies and new providers come and go and we all get older and the seasons change and Spanning Tree Protocol still fucking lives on. The good die young, Spanning Tree is fucking eternal.


In all ways but physical I am the network.

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YES.


OK so there were mainframes and like these what... terminals that were like really really thin thin clients... then everyone had their own goddamn computer... and now we basically have mainframes it's just that they run VMware and to actually use it you have to have your own goddamn computer. Somehow there is a scam here.


So you are saying he's a perfect senate candidate lmao


Dox yourself bro

Lol


"The long way"

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To be completely honest after looking at his website through eyes that understand the world a little better than they used to I think the guy is maybe not a complete fed but at least fed adjacent or fed compliant or you know... a fed. A fucking mother sniping, kiddie gassing, writ of habeas corpus ignoring federale. Probably eats his corn the long way, too.


People think movies are real, like the events in movies are real. It's pitiful and sad.

Here in a few years they will think cartoons are real. Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd will be considered in the same breath as PolPot and Mao.


I saw an amazing troll thread today, beautiful in its simplicity.

It was titled "The Waffen SS was more elite than the Navy Seals" and the OP said only "You had to be at least 5'11" to join the SS. There is no height requirement for any United States unit."

It was on the most boomer of all conspiracy theory forums and I cannot wait to see what that little bit of bait draws in. Very excited to follow the thread.


Blitz that fucking username had me for a minute I was tripping balls.


Is this a writing prompt?


:) Today for you (I know you know the shit already but because its funny) "3 Generations of DDOS Attack" from defcon 19. His website is samsclass.info, he's a college professor.


Old school

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No bullshit, I really liked Sam Bowne's defcon presentations. He did stuff on ddos attacks and about lulzsec with Mathew Prince before Cloudflare started banning websites. He did some interesting stuff with IPv6 too.


TLD_NOT_SUPPORTED would actually be kind of a cool username


"Get some."


The red cart is really fucking cool.


Sam Bowne did a defcon on this kind of attack years ago, it was well presented.


Is this person self-aware and trying to become #internetfamous or does he lack self-awareness? Can a person who is trying to be a lolcow ever truly be a lolcow or are they just retarded?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zdtf_bqwjBY?si=VfHzuqeeG705bYgw


YES.


Watching a self proclaimed Satanist who has to be 60 years old wearing eye makeup and dancing with a plastic pitchfork.

Wtf how did youtube land here, did I force the almighty algorithm right off the edge into Satanism to try to combat watching Bishop Fulton Sheen videos?


Gasoline.


It's really hard not to think the "legalize it" movement isn't about destroying everything considering that on the west coast the "decriminalization" of much more dangerous drugs was hot on the heels of legalized cannabis.

The decriminalization of harder drugs was the catalyst for driving anyone with the money to leave out of the cities and suburbs and into small town rural areas where they have already begun voting for the same laws and policies that destroyed the cities they came from.


You aren't Eve. You're the apple.


Fuck that.


One more shift in hell then a good few days. This is fine, it's do-able. Completely do-able, 100%. Easy peasy.


"I could sit alone and contemplate the contents of my soul, or we could sit together and contemplate the contents of your bra."

I'll take my bonks now, yea though the sin was committed long ago.


I'd usually have a snappy comeback and i do but it's lewd cause i am tired.


Now wtf am I gonna listen to in order to get through the homestretch of this fucking shift lol


Good stream man


The gym never lies.


Your words make Mr. Genovese very upset.

Very upset.

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They don't pay me enough to fix all this stupid shit every night.


Endeavor to persevere. o7


The Loom of Years

By Alfred Noyes

In the light of the silent stars that shine on the struggling sea,
In the weary cry of the wind and the whisper of flower and tree,
Under the breath of laughter, deep in the tide of tears,
I hear the Loom of the Weaver that weaves the Web of Years.

The leaves of the winter wither and sink in the forest mould
To colour the flowers of April with purple and white and gold:
Light and scent and music die and are born again
In the heart of a grey-haired woman who wakes in a world of pain.

The hound, the fawn, and the hawk, and the doves that croon and coo,
We are all one woof of the weaving and the one warp threads us through,
One flying cloud on the shuttle that carries our hopes and fears
As it goes thro’ the Loom of the Weaver that weaves the Web of Years.

The green uncrumpling fern and the rustling dewdrenched rose
Pass with our hearts to the Silence where the wings of music close,
Pass and pass to the Timeless that never a moment mars,
Pass and pass to the Darkness that made the suns and stars.

Has the soul gone out in the Darkness? Is the dust sealed from sight?
Ah, hush, for the woof of the ages returns thro’ the warp of the night!
Never that shuttle loses one thread of our hopes and fears,
As it comes thro’ the Loom of the Weaver that weaves the Web of Years.

O, woven in one wide Loom thro’ the throbbing weft of the whole,
One in spirit and flesh, one in body and soul,
Tho’ the leaf were alone in its falling, the bird in its hour to die,
The heart in its muffled anguish, the sea in its mournful cry,

One with the flower of a day, one with the withered moon
One with the granite mountains that melt into the noon
One with the dream that triumphs beyond the light of the spheres,
We come from the Loom of the Weaver that weaves the Web of Years.


Be careful Kirino, Peachy will want romantic involvement now.


I have a black friend now.

Does this make me more acceptable by s o c i e t y?

Are you at the very least a racist black person?

Do you have leather bracers?

I am sorry this happened to you.

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YES.


Politicians all look like animated corpses.


"And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding—
         Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard.
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred.
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
         Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair."


I've been thinking about this and in like 90% of memes Mister Rogers has terrible trigger discipline.


There, now everyone is even up. We could try diplomacy.

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ColonelJ doesn't mean what you think he means. He is an OG and gets a hood pass.


100% true.


It does rhyme but it isn't true
I only blow out lady's backs
I don't pretzel dudes
Call Rogers a bastard
Call Rogers a prude
But I am super straight
And your poem, Kirino?
LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD!!!


Shit at least in Harry Potter the chamber existed, they didn't have to retcon the series, rebuild the chamber and put up a plaque.


Wtf I had no idea


You deserve bonks.


What's that mean?


The true non-binary.


Warren Buffett: "You can't produce a baby in one month by getting 9 women pregnant."

Nick Cannon: "Hold my beer."


big Monica Lewinsky energy


Ngl that Marlin 336 30-30 looks pretty damn nice


I hate a woman with cute looks and no martial spirit.


Or just stuff a bunch of loose bills in it and see what happens


If you rub the bottle does a genie with a giant hat with a feather in it pop out?


Bowie did name his last album Blackstar...


Wtf lmmfao Kanye West stole David Bowie's syllable/rhyme scheme from Life on Mars. You could fit Kanye's lyrics into the verses of that song and it would work.


YES.


It's good to see you.

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The greatest video I ever saw on YouTube was called "Fun with the Fuhrer" on an account named LordAutismo. This guy who I'm pretty sure was jacked on Adderall dressed up like Hitler and beat himself with a cat-o-nine-tails whip while lip syncing "Erika". It was fucking hilarious.

The video itself did not change my life but the video disappearing from the internet did. Now I generally don't share anything remotely controversial without archiving it first.


A LIKELY STORY.


I don't even have to look at the list.


If I ever play this again I am putting "AUTISTIC" at the top of the character sheet and making the party stop to count rocks until they poison me.


IOS and NX-OS are bread and butter, Matty Ice. Lol.


Accomplishment completed.

Now go to work for Cisco and fix Webex.

Thank you.


It's all just Apophenia


Do you follow any current product?


Many such cases.


It was around the time they did the Ian Miles Cheong flashbanged WildGoose's dog thing. Somewhere in there. Might be the Jesse Lee Peterson episode but they had been turning away from interesting guests to internal drama that I got bored with it.

I did tune into the DarkV tribute show live, that was a good one.


Thanks CJ :)