In other news I’m riding TfgM’s newly reinstated Mediacity to Sportscity line. Yay! I have 6 minute service again. 

 Once you become a billionaire you get put on NG+ immediately. Your bank balance gets set to zero immediately and all your assets seized. You get to keep your clothes, one house, and your connections. If you’re so good you can do it again. 

 I fought for a £3 refund from EasyJet, knowing it was going to cost me more than £3 of my time and way more than £3 of theirs.

I got the refund. I feel quite smug.