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 这些可能都是真理部借马甲亲自带货吧 
 三成太多了,我觉得0.9成就不错了 
 据朝鲜中央电视台报道,北韩🇰🇵金将军的支持率是100%,不支持率是0,遥遥领先 
 最近很火的“颓废文学”,过于搞笑了!
1、安得广厦千万间,广厦一千万一间。
2、三百六十行,行行干破防。
3、阎王让我三更死,二更我就抹脖子。
4、那些杀不死我的,还不如直接杀死我。
5、轻舟已过万重山,乌蒙山连着山外山。
6、不听老人言,耳朵很清闲。
7、我不是无路可走,我还有死路一条。
8、生活对我反复捶打,肉质竟变得劲道Q弹。
9、明知山有虎,猛敲退堂鼓。
10、是金子总会发光,但我是老铁。
11、其实惹我没有任何下场。
12、生活对我扇比斗,我说爸爸我还要。13、学而不思则罔,不思不学则爽。14、吃得苦中苦,老板开路虎。
15、我有超能力,但是凡事都超出我的能力。
16、世界以痛吻我,我直接痛死。
17、机会是留给有准备的人,没有机会别瞎准备。
18、白天:再吃就是狗。晚上:狗也是要吃晚饭的啊
19、形而上学,不行退学。
20、风吹哪页读哪页,哪页不会撕哪页。
21、书山有路你不走,学海无涯你闯进来。

22、我命由我不由天,黄泉道路修真仙。

23、不听老人言,舒服一整年,吾日三省吾身,吾帅,吾美,吾没错,行而上学,不行退学。

24、比我优秀的人都在努力,那我努力还有什么用失败是成功之母,但成功六亲不认。

25、人非草木,无需成材,能力越小,责任越小。

26、人生苦短,拒绝内卷。

27、别人笑我太疯癫,我笑别人看不穿。

28、天生我材必有用,我能不用就不用。

29、正义都能吃到,为什么我上班不能迟到。

30、乾坤未定你我皆是黑马,闹钟一响你我都是牛马。

31、十窍只开了一窍,一窍不通。

32、但凡我有一点本事,也不会一点本事没有。

33、不努力一把永远不知道有多失望。

34、作为一个过来人,我给年轻人的建议是:不要过来。

35、谁说我不会乐器,我退堂鼓打的可好了。

36、谁说我不努力了,我只是努力的不明显而已。

37、是金子总会被我花光。

38、如果人生需要碰壁,我希望是人民币。

39、世上无难事,只要肯放弃。

40、人生不摆烂,快乐少一半。

41、做事一定要三思而后行。
第一:能不能不做;
第二:能不能明天做;
第三:能不能交给别人做。

42、偶尔摆烂,经常偶尔。

43、再熬夜我是狗,目前我想当边牧。

44、吃得苦中苦,伺候人上人。

45、君子爱财取之有道这个道叫我不知道。

46、一旦承认自己是废物,那么我就是无敌的。

47、我什么都能扛住,除了诱惑。除了诱或

48、机会是留给有准备的人,没有机会就别瞎准备。

49、风雪压我俩三年,两眼一闭我长眠。

50、世界上本不缺女朋友,有的人多了,我的就没了。

51、你单身,我单身,钻戒一千都嫌多。
你摆烂,我摆烂,一月两千很自在。

52、吾日三省吾身:早饭吃什么?午饭吃什么?晚饭吃什么?

53、自己的失败固然可怕,但朋友的成功更令人揪心。

54、放下个人素质,享受缺德人生。

55、在哪里跌倒,就在哪里睡一觉。

56、男儿膝下有黄金,没钱就找男儿膝。

57、天无绝人之路,绝起来还真没路。

58、有时候不逼自己一把,我都不知道我自己有多没用。

59、不学习感觉自己未来要完蛋了,一学习确定自己未来要完蛋了。

60、听颓废文学,享通透人生。
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 美国人只吃几片面包,加一个煎鸡蛋,喝一杯牛奶。烤一片牛肉。就这样... 
 可能中国人在吃的东西上花的心思和时间相对太多了 
 即使是流传很久,作为一个个体,做饭也就几十年。吃的简单,有营养,个人觉得就够了 
 A Chinese woman's extreme flat plan

1. Never have children

2. Use WeChat only for phone calls

3. Change the mobile phone to an 8-yuan package

4. Take cash from your monthly salary and deposit it at home

5. Don't attend any parties

6. Don't buy face milk and wash your face with rice water.

7. Water for foot washing and vegetable washing can be saved to flush the toilet and mop the floor

8. Don't buy shower gel and only use three yuan of soap.

9. Don't buy skin care products, just slice cucumber tails and apply them to your face.

10. Don't do hair or nails.

11. You can eat one less meal without ordering takeaway.

12. Buy only half a catty of pork at a time

13. Only buy vegetables at special prices in supermarkets

14. Only wear sportswear, there is no fashion problem.

15. Wear only neutral sneakers, which will not look old.

16. As long as the mobile phone is not completely broken, it will be used all the time.

17. It's not a bed sheet and quilt cover. You don't need a washing machine.

18. Don't install an air conditioner. It's too hot to blow a fan.

19. You must bring a water cup when you go out, and don't buy water outside.

20. Don't use a refrigerator, buy vegetables every day.

21. Only roll paper, not paper.

22. Eat enough before going out and never eat out.

23. Turn off all power before going out

24. Don't go shopping, don't travel, and occasionally buy some necessities online.

25. Don't stock up. Buy it after using it.

26. Electric bicycles by means of transportation

27. Go to the supermarket and bring your own plastic bags.

28. Box is saved and sold for money.

29. Don't keep any pets

30. Don't bother others and don't owe others.

31. Don't watch dramas or open any membership

32. If you don't buy a bag, you can carry a cloth bag if you have a lot of things.

33. Buy fruits at a special price twice a month

34. Stir-fry only one dish in a meal

35. Wash the dishes and pots with soda powder

36. When you go to the supermarket at night, there are often special prices.

37. Don't drink milk tea, don't eat snacks, and eat when you are hungry.

38. If you need any electrical appliances, go to the second-hand platform first.

39. Don't borrow money from others, and don't lend money to anyone.

40. Don't buy a car, don't buy a house, let alone take out a loan

41. Take medicine for minor illness, die from serious illness, and never go to the hospital.
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