This is hilarious! 😂


Yeah but if you read it in a Norwegian accent you can understand why it got confused


Oh man totally


Don't have a PC but this looks amazing, loved Quake Live


Those were the days! We used to play Aliens vs Predator quite a bit too on LAN.. Loved being an Alien and hanging in the ducts 😂


Hackers


I do!! I'm a Brummie who lives in Yorkshire!


I have a mix of one from each column


Ohhh because of peaky blinders, otherwise there's no way that would be up there


Brummie? Really? 😂😂😂


Sounds aweful man. You sure its not shingles? My Dad had it and the side of his face was insanely painful


So good nostr:npub12hcytyr8fumy3axde8wgeced523gyp6v6zczqktwuqeaztfc2xzsz3rdp4 ✨✨✨


You gonna be ripped!


Damn!!! Didn't even realize it was possible. Well best of luck,yourr insides are gonna be sparkling ✨


How long left?


I've never created anything close to a picture on an etch a sketch 😃


Ah damn man. Feel for ya!


Oh hey, eh!


Back now ✨


You're just saying that because you're a cat


Gold Atoms, we'll just make that shit up like inscriptions, they'll still buy it


Just tried this with my cat... Didn't end well unfortunately. RIP Whiskers the cat.


Check his feed, he did that in a different video


Beautiful work!!!


Chocolate milk is cool tho, right? 😶
😛


Bepsi 😂


Is today THE day?


Sweet, that's a nice goal!


Probably up to no good if I'd have to guess 😋


I do really like primal, very clean experience. They seem to have nailed consistency between iPhone/android too, which is nice. feels familiar.


Data usage on Amethyst seems insane, 15gb in only a few days and light usage. That can't be right. Trying Primal for a couple of days to compare


The "ken burns effect" is cool and all, but DAMN, that guys haircut is not.


Happy Birthday BTC 😘


Sounds like a plan!


IPhone users, ballpark how much data is your client using in ~24hours?


My strategy is "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, so I'll just buy Bitcoin"


Sick poster!


Wish more people were open to admitting this


Ah the life of a cat


I'm always strangely proud when I have a day out or attend an event like this and only come back with one or two photos, confirmation that I was actually present!


Lol


That's why I love disposable addresses


Yeah that's a nice idea. It would be a pity if these visual perks were bound to a specific client, because there's less incentive to bother.

This is why I kinda like badges, even though its still up to the client to surface them as part of their UX


Sound money in only 437 simple steps!


2023, year of my nostr birth. Gotta have this one!


Sorry nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 I won't tag you again nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6.

I can't believe I upset nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6.


Oh, should have kept scrolling my feed 😂


What is the alternative?


You can get this sick case for it

https://image.nostr.build/aa950a8263eb0ead88dca18dabfd1787f35902f5b190d8e4b225dbde0d6974a4.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=900x1200&blurhash=_PI%7DeNM%7B%5E%2BMx-%3At7xtx%5DaxWXofWDbHae%7EVs.IVf%2BRkjZNHIoofWBRjoJjsWX%3FafkM%7CoeRjWBjsIUWVofkCbHWBxZt8j%5Boejaa%7Bofj%40IoR*ozoJt5oeayRkofs%3AayoKaeWC&x=e8c48a3b0870c0a1d00c0389d83fff6dbc84af2945384bc87d1d6ea46426d37d


2024, we're ready for you

nostr:nevent1qqs2yes2693ykshl2wc8vjj6r5t77lj32pa34xq0jy6lyczmgf2ru8spz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqla9dawkjc4trc7dgf88trpsq2uxvhmmpkxua607nc5g6a634sv5qvzqqqqqqy0j3ayl


Looks like a measly 55k SATs on eBay 😂


Dude this was THE phone. You could get the different shells for them too. Fun


Yes!!! I literally just downloaded it. Only issue I'm running in to so far is that lets say i plug in the Wikipedia repo URL,  it grabs the alpha, not a stable release.

Same thing with Telegram FOSS app, it grabs a beta build. Maybe that's expected, haven't dug deep enough yet. Would rather not run alpha versions though


Don't do it, you'll regret one day


Android is waaay less pretty than iOS, and stuff (esp on GrapheneOS) doesn't just work out of the box. Lots of apps that look like a PowerPoint presentation created by Microsoft Office 97.

BUT...

Soooo much more customizablee. Feels like actually got a mini computer in my hands. Dangerously fun stuff.

I'm installing APKs directly from GitHub! Feels nice to break free from a single app store.


LFG... Love it!!! Its not even 2024 and I'm already excited 🚀🚀🚀


Heck, I'm already paying a recurring fee for wine relay. I'm almost shocked we don't already have sub's for clients too. Most of us probably getting multiple hours of use on a daily basis out of the clients


I would happily support nostr clients with a recurring subscription. Already doing it with Fountain and many other apps. No brainer IMO.


A dirty fridge really grinds my gears. There, I said it.


Happy birthday!


It's been an incredible year for us here at Wavlake and we wanted to take a moment to look back and see how far we've come since launch. Read more.. https://zine.wavlake.com/2023-year-in-review/


Amazing summary. Congrats and great work all. Here's to an even more amazing 2024!!! 🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀


Note flairs, so when you reply in a thread your message shows up a little different


Crazy, imagine interviewing satoshi's wife?


Classic AI


Your videos are starting to make more sense now 🤣


Ah yes nice! Took part in this last year, will do it again, thanks for ther reminder


Damn 🔥


Stolen images! Nostr patches. Steal, remix, enjoy!

https://image.nostr.build/25e21859abfa3b6e1a799c9117a8306f2be03f0e22317cea668219851e29d420.png


Haha gotta love it!


Wow, unfollowed


Sounds perfect


This is genius. That Lego train is sweet by the way


Yes AND Cryptomator


Good point, didn't even think of it from that angle!


Bah, that feeling when you want to use BTC to purchase a subscription but they only support on-chain 😪


Literally just started this journey several days ago!


This looks pretty fucking delicious!


Lol, exactly!!! And parents are fine with the whole thing. Kids must be like, wtf?!


Haha, good find


Oh damn! Been a while since I've been down there.

In used to help bulild the Distillery Christmas Market huts every year for quite a few years. Feels like a lifetime ago but I still associate that place with Christmas and drinking a Mill Street Stout at the end of a hard day.


Man, I love signs... Great movie. Never give my kids shit for leaving glasses of water around the house after that 😂


TIL the Italians get a visit from "La Befana" instead of Santa (The Italian Christmas Witch). Sounds terrifying, but so is Santa if you really think about it 😂


Haha, yeah that's probably true.

I find it easier to pretend I'm a hackerman in dark mode


I challenge you to do light mode for a full day 😋


Lol, never even considered that!


A true dark mode maxi!


Yes! This is how I have it set, sunrise to sunset schedule


Oof, dark mode feels too claustrophobic to me in the day but it generally looks a lot cooler!


Light mode in the day, dark mode at night.

Anyone else agree or are you all a bunch of dark mode maxis?


Gave up waiting for laws and switched to Android.

Not gonna lie, its not an easy switch esp considering I was quite deeply integrated with Apple.


Haha, cats are such weird beasts


Nostr.org is only 50k (dollars), you gonna grab it? 😅


Loool, perfect. You the man! ✊


Thanks for the services 💫


Oops I zapped him another 5k guess you're gonna have to match again nostr:npub14qz92uedt0a8jte8jqg63jr3s5cc99cej36jh883z6tprlu354uqqe2q26 😂


Support you local relay provider  ✊

https://image.nostr.build/e7f0c9b3cb11fa5ba4871d97b5d192f7eceea43ef2ef5675598f05519f9da999.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x566&blurhash=i16RT0of00jZD%25WVaejZ%25MDiayWVjt-%3BWVWBoLWB00ay%7EqWB-%3BofIUayM%7B%7Eqj%5BM%7BayD%25oLRjWBt7NGWBoLozM%7BRj-%3Bofof&x=23c9e88cfe1d1fb060403f7839ed6d0e6bc2bb22a27d3052ca882f766bd6b524


Look ssiiickkkk 🔥🔥🔥


Niiiiceee


Oh, and the reason is that I started using Amethyst this week and it's a great client. So many features!


Nice idea! Get zapping plebs 🎄

nostr:nevent1qqst83h93tu6lpmujhxe5annc4xujq5834zrqgplch497a93nv7y44qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzp2qy24ej6kl60yhj0yq34ry8rpf3s2t3n9r49ww0z95kz8lerftcqvzqqqqqqyn36vul


I'll bite on this, nice idea! I zapped nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z 5k on this note

nostr:nevent1qqs0qe2x55j8urpfwrx7p2fnwgnlkjdky626dpxsfwyhk2kpcrjrjlqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygzxpsj7dqha57pjk5k37gkn6g4nzakewtmqmnwryyhd3jfwlpgxtspsgqqqqqqsac4au3


Pugilism?


Yep.. like, I bet most of them must think its for a good cause and that's it


Exactly, such a scam and they use guilt tactics to get it. Not sure even employees know it most of the time


"Do you want to make a donation to help sick kids?"

Should be illegal. They should actually be made to say,

"Do you want to make a donation to help Walmart reduce their tax return?"


I'm dying 😂


Well, I made it... I'm alive, kids are in bed. What a day 😅

Its insane how exhausting it is


Christmas Day baby! Welcome to the world lil person 🎂


Thank you, same to you and yours


Thank you Ava 😇, to you too


Merryr Christmasr Nostr'r


Awww buddy, just described the last 4 hours of my life 😂😂😂


Lol 😂


Doesn't matter how old I get, my gift wrapping skills are still abysmal. Looks like a 5 year old wrapped it


Yes!!! This would be outstanding. I don't think I have the energy to build another social graph


Damn that's a sweet shirt!


Shoppinglistr


Verifying my Nostr Nests identity: Tl5ZEJwFcuLdq1hQpliCXODZz_FeNTbNIJ2fNGB20do
https://nostrnests.com


New to Amethyst

One of my fav things about it so far is the ability to watch live streams from within the client.

What would take it to the next level though is the ability to keep the stream playing, for example when

a) I navigate back to my main feed
b) I switch apps


Not purple don't like


Still going here


Sound is even better today


I'm new to Amethyst, loving that I can fire up the stream from within the app


Remember a year ago? Couldnt have imagined


We're ready 🔥🔥🔥


I'm here for the boosters vs zappers showdown

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6Oz5jwNLM1M/UwCW673EsZI/AAAAAAAAGqE/w_rwL1hijfY/s1600/westsidestory1.gif


Merry Christmas 🍷🍾🚂🌟⛄


Hey hey!


What about a first impressions of Flare walkthrough... You're probably doing that anyway 😋


When you're out of beta (or before?) can you guys setup a F-droid repo so us de-googled peeps can get our hands on the latest and greatest?


Hahaha awesome(but also quite terrifying 😅)


Team #tuckpantsintosocks represent 👊


Great show nostr:npub13qrrw2h4z52m7jh0spefrwtysl4psfkfv6j4j672se5hkhvtyw7qu0almy!!! We had a blast in the virtual audience!!!


I demand a recount!!!!


Well shit, that's pretty damn good!


Oh damn!


What are we watching here? Not seeing a stream title on Amethyst


Great work all, what an awesome achievement!


First solid step in creating very funny adults!


This was immensely fun to be a part of.

History!

nostr:note1lurn0d837056fp0r6muq46fa6lx8vkc7swj7qdm7vxuesfa0a70qud08rw


haha this was pure gold


Good show, glad to have experienced it with you all 🫂


Scared to turn up... feel like I'm suddenly going to regret it


They taking questions from the remote crowd?


LFG!


Go Karnage!


oooooo shit again


ooooo shit


2,446,154 sats


I mean, that's what made Twitch work... people want their presence to be known. Works well with v4v


haha yeah


lol, I mean you could troll hard... but you'd be payin'!


I swear one day zappers will have the ability to trigger certain lights, extra smoke, confetti cannons etc if they do phat zaps


For a 19 (?) year old, she has a shit load of songs. Impressive


I'm Zaboosting


Need an attendance badge after this...


Thank you mute button 🙇


lol


ah Cyborg, get zapping or stop yapping!


Ah shit, is Cyborg watching too? 😂


Yeah nostr:npub1nje4ghpkjsxe5thcd4gdt3agl2usxyxv3xxyx39ul3xgytl5009q87l02j they'e done a great job. Live streamed audio aint easy for live bands


Would love to see a "Total zapped", is there a way to see that?


When will we see the first stage diver?


"I was in the audience"


For the record, I'm available for interviews for the future documentary they make about this.


There should be an announcement when Karnage DOESN'T build stuff. Prolific cat


We need an audience mic in between songs, always like to hear the clapping after a song ends


This pink lighting is cozy. Thanks to everyone who put this event on!


Catchy as fuck!


Have fun maintaining a castle tho... 3 bedroom is hard enough 😄


Thank you!!!


Yes!!!


Absolutely, once I've gotten my bearings I might throw together some first impressions, then I can do a bit of an update in a few months


Confusing, in a good way... I love that i now own a device where Apple doesn't get to decide what I install on it


Hah, true that!


Safe to say, there will be many typos while i adjust from iPhone, lol


First post from Amethyst on GrapheneOS


Couple of people shitting their pants right now….


Nostr after dark over here 🤣


everything sounds worse when you add "ies" to the end of it


LOL


Look, I was lying. It's delicious, highly recommend you try it ASAP.


lol exactly!!! Your mouth is instantly like... dude, wtf are you doing? This is wrong, reject, reject!!!!

So thick, creamy, eggy. 😅


haha, man I really stuggled to finish it not gonna lie 😅


haha, yeah so the guy who I tried them with grew up eating it and absolutely loves it.

I actually tried deep fried durian, so I couldn't smell anything until I bit in to it, once I got a whiff though it was too late.

Fun to try but an aquired taste 👅


Has anyone tried durian?

I tried some a couple months ago and HOLY SHIT, never again.  😂


Tough as nails! Best of luck


Happy Birthdaystr, please accept this badge (claim at badges.page)

https://m.primal.net/HUSq.png


haha nice! Well Happy Nostr Birthday to you too... I sent you a badge 🤙


Holy crap, your Christmas tree must be ripped holding those up all day 💪


Haha thanks. Let me know when it’s your nostr birthday 🎉


Happy Birthday, I sent you a badge

https://m.primal.net/HUPE.png


Happy Nostr Birthday. I sent you a badge present

https://m.primal.net/HUPE.png


GM 🫡


!lived eht fo cisum eht si llor 'n kcoR


If I had to guess it would be a Tom Waits song but I’m totally guessing 😅


Not sure. Hope they do, but I’m sure they won’t


Wowza 😍


Honestly some of the filthiest language I’ve ever heard came from Australians.

You should be proud nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r 🤣🤣🤣


Classic ozzie move 🇦🇺


Good luck 🤣

Did they start chanting “ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi” yet?


Sounds like you’ve got either Brits or Ozzies on the call?


Hello Karnage from the past


Works for kids too fyi!


Lol! 😂


Oh ya saw that... AI generated image and voice. Its pretty obvious its UI if you look closely but its still pretty impressive.


Damn!!! Sorry to hear that, great to hear that you're on the mend ❤🩹


Nothing says Christmas like a dead pedo 🥶


Looks so cool man! 🤩🤩🤩


Who will build the nostr bridge?!


Genuinely thought it was a blurry photo for a few secs 😵


Really appreciate you guys 💜


<marquee>WHAT?!</marquee>


I think it’s deprecated but you gotta add a marquee or you’re doing it all wrong


lol! Zap dat ass!


Well shit… this is very nice 😊


Yeah it looks like a great phone! I’m actually really excited to play around, it’s been a while for me and Android 🤖


Zap!⚡


Hey man, thank you for the hard work. It’s appreciated 💜


Yeah I was tempted to go with used, but I had a Best Buy gift card so picked it up on sale there


Looks like I only accounted for 110k so far, I might have missed someone.

If I said I zapped you but didn’t please let me know. Gonna have to re-trace my zaps later this evening 🫣😂


Just a 6a to play around with to start! 💪


Guess who just ordered a Pixel.. GrapheneOS here I come 👀👀👀


nostr:npub1unmftuzmkpdjxyj4en8r63cm34uuvjn9hnxqz3nz6fls7l5jzzfqtvd0j2 the fountain profile doesn't have a zap address, and yours ins't working. 😢 Take my sats dammit!


Join me in celebrating the 12 days of Zapness ⚡🎅

I’ve used the shit out of this protocol in 2023 and I’ve loved it. So, even though I can’t Zap insane sats, I thought it would be a good idea to give some back for the tools I use everyday. Value for value baby!

I encourage everyone to do the same!!!
 nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 - My daily driver. Thanks nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev for building the thing that I stare at every day - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1sn0rtcjcf543gj4wsg7fa59s700d5ztys5ctj0g69g2x6802npjqhjjtws - My OG desktop client, keep up the awesome work! - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac - For designing…. everything :D  - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft -  For building… everything :D - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1lelkh3hhxw9hdwlcpk6q9t0xt9f7yze0y0nxazvzqjmre3p98x3sthkvyz - For the awesome mini-docs, I’m learning a lot! - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg - Need I say more. These guys are going up against the dinosaur that is the music industry and they’re killing it - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1v5ufyh4lkeslgxxcclg8f0hzazhaw7rsrhvfquxzm2fk64c72hps45n0v5 - My goto Podcasting 2.0 app. nostr:npub1unmftuzmkpdjxyj4en8r63cm34uuvjn9hnxqz3nz6fls7l5jzzfqtvd0j2 and team are doing amazing things, and the upcoming update is looking 🤩 - 10k sats
 nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk - The OG nostr news source, always look forward to reading it and catching up on everything I miss - 10k sats

Bitcoin… and Podcast / nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd - How did I not know about this until recently? Bitcoin news squished in to an hour. What more can we ask for? Thank you    - 10k sats
 nostr:npub1t0nyg64g5vwprva52wlcmt7fkdr07v5dr7s35raq9g0xgc0k4xcsedjgqv / nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 - Building the future of non-custodial Lightning wallets. Need I say more - 10k sats each

Wine relay - nostr:npub18kzz4lkdtc5n729kvfunxuz287uvu9f64ywhjz43ra482t2y5sks0mx5sz thanks for relaying my notes and keeping my feed spam free! - 10k sats each

#12DaysOfZapness #Value4Value


Lots of boating accidents being announced today. Guess we're all starting over!


I’ve been tanel’d


Yes!!! Exactly 💯


Follow people that you don’t always agree with 🫡


lol! Yes I had a robot dog… I think all it did was walk a few steps and bark 🤣


Perfectly said 👍


Is that a…. giant … lambo? 🤣🤣🤣


Wow, impressive stats sir!


I can’t believe it’s not maggots!


Eerie. It’s absolutely mind blowing when you start thinking about what’s out there


We need NOSTR REPORT AFTER DARK


Don’t you mean, Meowrry Christmas?


Currently this note 😛 https://image.nostr.build/e14b27b7881cdb990a80610ff80967515096239ecd121df402aee0667a940b3a.jpg


No mention of translucent eggplants nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r?! Totally thought that would be in the headlines 😹


Remember when that Larry guy forked Damus and called it Damus+ ? 😂

Totally forgot about that until just now.


Ah nice, I really like this soundtrack. Movie was interesting too, but the music was the best part.


Yep, that’s a very fair point!


Haha,

“Ask and people will give”

One of the core Value 4 Value concepts https://value4value.info/pieces/the-ask/

Seriously though I was testing something I promise 😹


You da best thanks!


lol loving this image. Thanks friend!


Not begging, just testing something. Can someone zap this note?


What about this one instead:

Imagine musicians wanting to get their music albums into different local record stores. Here's how the analogy goes:

- The musicians (users) can approach any record store (relay) they want to showcase and sell their albums (events).

- They can choose to distribute their albums (events, sent via a client) to multiple record stores (relays) to ensure that their music reaches a wider audience and to mitigate the risk of one store closing down.

- Music enthusiasts (other users) can visit different record stores (relays) to search for specific albums (events). Alternatively, they might just want to explore all the albums (events) available from all musicians.

- Each record store (relay) can determine its own criteria for accepting albums (events) based on certain conditions, for example music genre (type of event). Some stores may freely accept and sell albums, while others may require a fee or provide longer-term storage for the albums.

- However, musicians can bypass any censorship by sharing their albums with multiple record stores (relays), ensuring that their music is still accessible even if one store chooses to restrict it.

- This ability for musicians (users) to simultaneously distribute their albums (events) to multiple independent record stores (relays) guarantees their music's overall availability


Yeah I guess the clients are the people in this case…

It does get confusing though, as I started doing it I’m like - uh oh this isn’t as easy as I thought it would be 🤣


lol, yeah criticism accepted.

The analogy is a bit weird. I’ve personally never been to a food festival where you give the vendors recipes 😅.

Maybe ill take another crack at it


Which parts of yourself did you glue together?


Case in point, I got purged out of the TestFlight group very recently - and I am definitely active. Who knows how the Apple overlords decide!


Analogy was created with the help of my buddy Chad Geepeetee, great guy!

Sharing it here, maybe someone can create a better visual from it:

Imagine nostr was a bustling food festival, where different stalls represent relays, and attendees are the Nostr users. Here's how the analogy goes:

- At the festival, attendees (users) can interact directly with any food stall (relay) they want

- Attendees (users) can share share their favourite dishes (events) at any food stall (relay) they choose, ideally sharing them with multiple stalls to ensure redundancy if one of the food stalls closes down

- Other attendees (users) can query food stalls (relays) to find specific dishes (events) or dishes created by a specific attendee (user). Alternatively attendees (users) might want to see all dishes (events) created by all attendees

- Each food stall (relay) can set its own policies for accepting dishes (events) based on certain conditions (eg. gluten-free events only). Some stalls may freely allow attendees to post and download dishes, while others may charge a small fee before accepting a dish, and may also promise to store the dish for a longer period of time.

- Each food stall (relay) can also choose to restrict which attendees (users) can post dishes. However, this kind of censorship is bypassed because attendees have most likely shared their dishes with multiple food stalls

- This ability for attendees to simultaneously visit multiple independent food stalls (relays) guarantees the overall censorship resistance of the nostr, just like how at the food festival, attendees can freely explore and taste various dishes from different stalls rather than being limited to just one stall


Scanned it, the future looks rosey!


I think this song makes a lot of sense as a nostr anthem.

Just replace the word “frog” with “decentralized social network” 🤣

https://song.link/i/828259381


Featuring nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8


🤩🎶🎤🎧🚀 nostr:note1ae5ty39jkc874sxcp4qgry8xj6z0ggz4xwq2htdvwqt5de06a0jse5rkf7


Mine is coming in nicely https://image.nostr.build/faf2e2f9a1201e0447d3172e7b795f9baa9d0ba1926fc4d1394d01b549b7aa7c.jpg


Well shit I know a guy… nostr:npub12hcytyr8fumy3axde8wgeced523gyp6v6zczqktwuqeaztfc2xzsz3rdp4 ?


Good for you Derek, never stop running! 🏃 Happy Bday!


Zero ragrets


Animorphs, Goosebumps… legendary!


I ate half a bag of cheese curds yesterday 🤭


It’s very impressive 🧡


We need a law to limit the number of laws


Damn you’re prolific… how many many paintings do you typically have on the go at one time?


😂 butthole tanning.

Sounds like a nostr trend that hasn't happened yeta


Happy Birthday Derek, hope you have a fine selection of craft brews lined up!


Never!!!


Wow, this is quite the thread 🤩

Got my workout in today, mostly focused on the jerking…

Clean and jerking that is 😯


Thanks for the screenshot!

Weird, yeah it seems to just be calculating outgoing fee on its own.

Maybe this isn’t even the issue. The error is “no channels available to send payment”.

No issues sending payments to other addresses though 😑


Ah nice, thanks !!


Don’t even see where I can adjust anything regarding outgoing fee 🧐


I have not.. can you point me in the direction of something to read or watch?


Yeah exactly - sending from Phoenix. I have 1 fairly beefy channel with a fair amount of outbound and inbound.

I have the channel opening fee at the default of 5000 sats, which at current fees is too low… but I’m surprised I already need to open another channel  😅


So if Phoenix wallet can’t find a route, what are the options? I thought it would try opening a new channel if that happened 🧐


Damn! Festive birthday 🎂


Hit me up when it’s your 1st nostr Birthday, I have a stinkin’ badge for you 🎉 https://image.nostr.build/aee566cc6d07f4091c95b790952501a1b2a15de0956a05629bc22da386e0b7c8.jpg  nostr:note1s5e7cwx8pdv30wwanktm00jzwh2jn7ed2r5cad5m39kv8y6rt6ysjspylp


Oooh nice, mine is Feb I think.

I have a birthday badge for you when the time comes 👀 https://image.nostr.build/aee566cc6d07f4091c95b790952501a1b2a15de0956a05629bc22da386e0b7c8.jpg


Let me know! I have a badge for you https://image.nostr.build/aee566cc6d07f4091c95b790952501a1b2a15de0956a05629bc22da386e0b7c8.jpg


A dazzling emblem bestowed upon flamboyant nostriches to commemorate their glorious inaugural nostr anniversary!


Lots of nostr birthdays coming up! Good for you if you’re still here ✊


The OG nostr podcast… almost 1 years old! nostr:note1qlu5hgh30lkaeedm0qd7g0u63l77m6m9q06pzr0k5jf90x62xzlqn7s2pt


Fiatjaf using real vocal chords? Interesting 🧐 … looking forward to listening!


Oh so you were a Bluesky convert? Interesting


Ngl, that would be pretty funny 😁


Couldn’t care less. Nostr is for everyone, even if I think that guy is an absolute twat


Pretty much a mirror image of myself apart from the muscles etc.


Ice!


Only true in some provinces, but I have experienced the bagged milk.

You need a plastic pitcher to put the bag in, then you snip the corner of the bag off with scissors so it can be poured. 🤣

https://youtube.com/shorts/dZKpLQLJDaQ?si=F57NYj190E8olK0H


Honestly is good opsec!


Haha always 🤣


I know a couple of people I’d gift this one to for Christmas 🤣

https://scrt.onl/products/full-time-npc-cap-blue


Haha true that!!!


Unintentional nostr hat

https://image.nostr.build/7ddb08a7e2f41316bbf54b3e582f71ca3c24ce0c3e494239dd40a12dd7d2dda1.jpg


Had do look up duce duce. In my crew we always called them pew pews 🤷


Do 🫠!


I don’t understand how these guys are able to get so much done 😂


Yeah this is on my watch list, looks very interesting 🧐


Finally got myself on a non-custodial Lightning wallet (Phoenix). So far working great.

PS. Bitrefill is awesome 🤩


I have asked this same question!


Privacy should always be the default.

It’s insane that people share photos with the exact gps coordinates baked in, and if you or your kids are in the photo, too bad - insta dox.

I don’t think people even realize most of the time.


Tripe stew?


lol, glad I’m not the only one 😂


Puts a whole new meaning to “hot cookie”… and yes I had to zoom in to read that, so thanks 🤣


Great incentive, which is why alot of people just say fuck it, turn on the PlayStation and let the free money come rolling in


Such a hipster!


Because the grocery store just really wants you to stay well… out of the goodness of their hearts… right?

Yeah right. 😂


Loving life


Damn! 🔥


Wife: “what are you looking at”
Me: “I’m trying to help find the tiny screw some guy on the internet dropped on his carpet”


Yeah this was a great discussion 💪


As a kid, I spray painted my computer because of this movie… it didn’t go well 🤣


Greater than perceived

🧡


BREAD zine by nostr:npub1cashappn03s3cl2ljsdntv0v28e2um5lgx4vjctqjt23pcwzjhsqmtdg5l sold out in minutes! Giving away my extra copy to someone:
1. Reply describing bitcoin in 3 words
2. Repost this note

Banana for scale, Bitkey for safety in sats (not included).

Bonus: Reply with a Lightning invoice or link for a surprise! ⚡👀 https://image.nostr.build/03682fcd4fe5351a09288aab4a3a3a2a61509c3de5f7bb659cfcd8cc100b3956.jpg


Proof of weight, look at those shelves flexing under the weight of pure meat 😆


lol very good 😹


I usually backup with this on a recurring basis.

Check it out, I’m not sure if you’ll have the option to restore your previous follows though: https://metadata.nostr.com


"Here squirrelly squirrelly... "

https://image.nostr.build/306906ff5c7e3bbdcaf4bad63d1e6d65eb0b6190f7febde51a987850cc14e20a.png


Failed joke unfortunately.

“Look up” “Bluesky everywhere”

… I’ll let myself out 😐


We never left, they just weren’t listening!


Nostr marketing needs to improve.

I just looked up and Bluesky ads are literally everywhere! 😱


One of the most dangerous animals in the world! And fast as fuck I believe


Noice


How did the strip search go?


1+2 I’m already doing. 3 I need to get better about.


Shit…. Never thought of it like that…


Awww yeah thanks ☺


“Dentists future paycheck” otherwise known as candy canes


lol. Thanks for saying it.

Don’t try to help me until you also have kids 🤣


I’d be flying straight to Babylon if I smoked that 😂 (lightweight)


Haha nice of course they are


Hug day/week


History explained! Need some kind of nostrpedia to put this in


Cozy!


Depends on the user, might have increased retention for a certain subset 😜


Thinking about the time when everyone was talking about garlic.

Must have lost a few new users that day 🤣🤣🤣


Lol good detective work. Wtf kind of client you making here nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s , can’t even handle a non optimized 30mb gif? Jeeeeze (jk)


I can’t either weirdly - Damus also


TIL learned about air replies.

Thanks nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and nostr:npub14qz92uedt0a8jte8jqg63jr3s5cc99cej36jh883z6tprlu354uqqe2q26

🫡


That is meant to be a witty gif


lol, people actually do this?

Thanks for the real life example 😂


Whoa… how rude 😂


What are air replies?


It’s now called “the the nostr”


Bitcoin Park


Does anyone know who Owen is? Not me, I mean that Owen that nabbed owen@fountain.fm.

If you know this person, let him know the real Owen wants his username back. 😾


It’s really hard to find motivation to curate a follows list on non-nostr apps these days. I want everything to integrate with nostr if it has social features.


Stay strong 💪


I’m with ya, and honestly I paid a pretty decent fee already so I’m going  wait it out because Im done pissing sats down the drain.


Damn, I wish I’d posted this. Profitable request 🤩


Nah still broken 😬


Maybe quests is the way to onboard people. One quest at a time.


Yep, page not loading…. Maybe they are deploying 😛


Gamification would be fun, throw in some badges along the way too. thndr games is already automating badges in this way

https://badges.page/p/bef514bd58c8ceea4beb9e6b84a8d983935f7be26f49e14df68098f1ba64156e


As much as I love zapping, I feel like it’s not a hard requirement for any kind of board on-boarding. It’s almost like a side quest that can be dealt with later


Gotcha! 🤝


Isn’t that kind of what http://nosta.me/ does?


One of my fav anti-war songs, and brutally true

https://song.link/i/258878892


Haha as in, you Photoshopped the clothes on (because I didn’t believe it) 😛


Shopped!


Thanks for the app review.

Regarding sleep cycles and the sun, probably the healthiest thing you can do. We had no power here for about a week last year.m Ended up settling in to a really healthy sleep cycle and felt great!


Nice I haven’t checked them out yet!


Lol that was pretty good


On a ‘scale’ of 1 - 10 how good was he at his job.


So, apparently nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s came up with the original idea for badges in Telegram. I’ve immortalized this peice of history using nothing other than… a badge

Who wants one? 😂

https://badges.page/b/naddr1qqgks6tnw3hhy7fddanz6cnpv3nk2uczyrhw37gzg3vf40y99vpyfyaqwafzz4c90ek4v4ugmrgfguacr522jqcyqqq82wgurute6 nostr:note12w5qv8lll4djm4ks0dmv96nygu0t53q3ykewdefk7xeann2tcgustl4fvh


Born from the visionary mind of William Casarin (creator of Damus) within the mystical realm of the nostr Telegram channel on the auspicious day of July 19th, 2022. Command the unrivaled ownership of this unparalleled artifact of badge lore, as we exalt the very essence of badges through the inception of a badge chronicling their inception.


Badges hype. More hype than GTA trailers imo nostr:note1vm4k6k20vyr9lx3mvzlpfl86szvs7845wj73evyzpqng05yejkesxvymxj


TIL!


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s wen Damus badge support, or are you a “I don’t need no stinking badges” guy?


Called it… badges are BACK baby. How do we know? Karnage is redesigning the badges.page 🥰 nostr:note1d59xx7k5g7xl0rvdrfxftt0nadjuqpdns5s4vwn9n7u8d98fvf5qd54dtp


Yeah that makes sense…. I like the sound of “tried and true”, maybe I’ll check out Breez.

Although I don’t mind tinkering, I don’t feel like doing it will my main Lightning wallet, ya know?


Too loud? 😅


Yeah I totally hear ya on that. I tried the Lightning node thing with Umbrel for a while but I spent way too much on channel balancing etc, and I’m like … wtf am I doing. Burning sats 😅


I’m talking about Lightning though, not my main BTC stack


I like the idea of Zeus because I’m already using it for Alby, nice to have both options in 1 app 🤔🤔


The drums at the start of this song are 🔥🔥🔥

https://song.link/i/1481420385


It would be a bonus, but I’m actually fine with just having Alby or something for a smaller zap fund


Yeah I was planning a beefy initial channel, going to avoid new channel fees.

Do I need to manage channels etc with the Zeus one?

Do I have to worry about channel closures etc?


Ok nostr, the time is come for me to setup a non-custodial wallet.

My only requirement is I don’t want to have to fuck around with it all the time, and don’t want to lose my funds just because I’m not babysitting it everyday.

Contenders:
Zeus - The node is in the phone
Mutiny Wallet - The cool kids choice
Phoenix - The boomer of non- custodial Lightning wallets


nostr:npub19r9qrxmckj2vyk5a5ttyt966s5qu06vmzyczuh97wj8wtyluktxqymeukr nostr:npub1dgyunts5he7uf6ujpkpd2r90038xgx4m6qkjx9sqsg3vj6jfwfrqzrk4g2


nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 default emojis includes these three laugh variations. While I appreciate the granularity (is that a word?) I think we could do better.

Vote now: which 3 would you add in place of these?

I vote 🙏👀🫡 https://image.nostr.build/c69c07ae749171bcf970b02a27d938eb5185f1fd9035927a727f6e58c03c8070.jpg


It is ALOT better, totally agree 👍


I think someone bought this already anyway 😂, right nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z ?


Hah, nicely done


Frankly I’m disappointed


It’s 2023 you square!


House looks happy about it though, look at that guy!


The only weird thing with nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 so far is the feed scrolling. It feels a bit like it’s got a mind of its own, keeps scrolling even though my finger tells it to stop.

Packed full of cool little features though. Great work 🔥


Jason Blob, a man so fine and dandy,
With manners gentle and laughter so handy.
His heart so kind, his words so true,
A beacon of charm, admired by a few.
But beware, for his smile hides a darker hue.

😱


Blobs was his school nickname, poor guy


I asked ChatGPT to reword this as if it was a Bill Burr routine

"Hey, have you guys heard about this Cashu thing? I mean, seriously?! They're all like, 'Check out our tokens, they're base64 encoded json blobs!' Who comes up with this stuff? Are we trying to create a secret decoder society here? I just want to buy something, not decode the Da Vinci code!"


Classic Jason! 🙄


Easiest solution is not to do any work worth backing up!


Killers of the Flower Moon?


Yeah nip52 is awesome


oof, strong choice!


Taking Nostur for a spin this week. Cool client so far!


I’ve been living a lie 🩻🍆


Electric nuts!


Buenas noches, Nostr.

Couple of learnings today, I now know what GOAT means (was always too embarrassed to ask), and I can use cheugy in a sentence.. "I am so NOT cheugy".

🤙


Bro, you use fiat?


I promise!


Way too dark, I'm scared 😱


I think this was meant for me


I'm as real as they get!

Let me get that door for you...

https://image.nostr.build/60687863b5eaf883c7d5b4448edef34e290d4f865d5a5dbe448d3616d5ff0a01.gif


I have 3 tabs open, each one of them is a different nostr client. I think I need to get out more.


I am Owen. I have ~1k followers on nostr (50% bots), and I make around ~11ksats/mo on social media. I'm in to zapping and hugging plebs.


Yeah, I'm kinda hoping its just locally cached or something, but I don't have another iOS device to test that theory on.


This is a great point! Luckily for me, I have not actually purchased though Apple, I send the sats from my Alby directly 😅


yeah it would be nice to get some clarification! If they are associating, I'd urge them to give us the option to "delete" the wallet as well


Mmm, so after you setup you built in Primal wallet, it appears to be “associated” with your npub. Even after logging out/deleting app - logging in again the same wallet is attached.

Would be nice to have the option to detach it and change the email associated with it (I used a disposable address) 🤔


Someone's going to LAN party!


Some feedback for nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg after a quick play with their built in wallet

- When I activated the wallet initially, it replaced my profile’s Lightning address with the new Primal address automatically. Would be a nice courtesy to warn users you’re doing this

- I was only able to zap 1 person. Everyone else resulted in a popup with a generic “error”

- In the wallet interface, when I clicked “Send” I can only pick a  nostr contact, I could not paste a Lightning invoice

- Again in the wallet interface, default value is “0”. I had to manually delete this value every time I wanted to send some sats


lol, looked this up and watched the actual standup 😂


Haha, what’s Flens?! 🤔


Love you RoboSats 😘


Thought this might be the case. Great job regardless, such a pity Apple are such a bunch of twats.

nostr:note1ehasajhl7papxhsujr59vy3f5tdjg0yk7nfhcjtgd2mfqdfkvwtszy6049


Gotta take “nostr maxi” out of the filter 😂


Damn you got the scale out and everything


Back to nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg TestFlight for now, so I can continue connecting my own wallet through NWC. Hope they can include that option in the App Store version too. While I think the integrated wallet is a great option, I'd rather have the option to connect with other wallets as well


Just remembered about Bugsy Malone. What a weird movie. Gangsters played by kids, the cars had pedals and the guns fired whipped cream…. Oh and I think it was a musical too.

Know what I’m watching later! 😂

https://youtu.be/XLKWMCNkERk?si=f7hkNylLlDfLdt1l


Fred Flinstone said some similar about his car, but when’s the last time you saw Fred Flinstone?


All of this hard work into building software, but I think the real revolution will probably be triggered by some kind of inspirational Bitcoin video with cool music over the top. 😂


Haha only just saw this comment. Totally agree


😂

I kind of like badges though, feel like people should use them more, they’re fun (until the  image link goes bad).

Eg. thndr games uses them for achievements in their games, snort gives one out for being a supporter.


Damn, that guy is ripped!


Loving the new snort.social design 💜


"Now what do I do with these images?"

Well, you could share them on nostr, and people on nostr can feed them back in to AI - #aichain

https://image.nostr.build/6c7057e54e3f6ace1c33aa405e7eafcf8f52acde09aeddc755b43f37d5f2696d.jpg


Yeah my parents used a scissors, made "chop chop chop" sound and my cats would come running from a mile away 😂


Nice, got them thanks 💜


so, uhhh, how can I get one of these bad boys awarded to me 😂


haha yeah there sure is...

Here's what it looks like by the way (this is the snort.social client)

https://image.nostr.build/00c852d8e5e917c1469fecabde9a0c139adc51fc3258b3a5942711d2fded2c90.png


So, essentially anyone can create/award/accept badges to their nostr public key.

They are basically displayed as fun little badges on your nostr profile, if the nostr app you use supports it.

They can be managed from an app like:
https://badges.page


You are THE badge whale


Is it me or is there a bit of a nostr badge renaissance starting?


We basically want this built on nostr: https://spacehey.com


I’d use it if I can customize my profile


Nice flex 💪


WinZip. Typo ruined my mediocre joke.


WinZio just got a facelift, and you can submit and vote for feature ideas in-app. It’s really coming along!


nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx you’ll like this


GM and WAKEY FUCKING WAKEY!

https://song.link/i/1656873188


It’s a good one!


Haha oh of course!

Cheers 🍻


Damn, I really though I got it 😂


Bee bee rock rope bee bee?


We’re really going to need some way to verify the person you’re talking to is who they say they are.

Some kind of public / private key pair system that can…. Wait a second


I turned that off pretty quick 😂.

I’m pretty sensible with the volume usually but I like maintaining the option to crank it 🤘


Simple but delicious 🤤


this is why they pay you the big bucks


That’s a proper pint glass


You’re kind of like a modern Fredryk Phox (pre-YouTube), maybe slightly less offensive humour though: https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/introducing-fredryk-phox/112/


Stealing from the sun, unacceptable


lol best time of the day


Yeah same boat here, pretty much all of them have these issues. Primal has been most stable for me web-app wise, but generally much slower, spinners galore across the board.


I tried to open the url but my browser started laughing at me 🤔


GN nostr

https://youtu.be/EFDMum1vs7Q?si=VzRHgG3f5pWj3E5D


Busted! Bots never speak French


Personally like to just lay in bed and complain


Poor Marlie, hope he used a multi-sig setup


Is that Borren Wuffet?


Haha hey! You must be one of the real ones 💜


Confirmed human memer, followed 🫡


Most of my followers are bots 🤖


What is the motivation behind creating bot accounts solely designed to follow people without any other purpose?


This is amazing! 🤩 great work both


Yeah this would be really neat, I really like the idea of separating things per relay


Sounds intriguing!

nostr:note1hhlj6y9ay0xrkt4a42x0n0vhzsax0qu3ukj2hvu96g5vds7cz3ls24n52d


Wasn't a huge IRC guy, but do you essentially mean, text group chats? Servers, and channels within servers?


hmm, I must be blind then. Where do you connect the wallet? I can't even see anywhere to do it, even in settings. This is all I see...

https://m.primal.net/HRVd.png


Just confirming I'm not blind - Primal web app doesn't support Zapping yet, right?


For PEI Bitcoin Meetup #5 we'll be grabbing a booth a the Charlottetown Library downtown until 8:30pm. It’s a great space, quiet, and has coffee shop for refreshments!

For those who want to continue the conversation over a couple of beers, we will move on from there to one of the many pubs in walking distance

Hope to see you there!

Join the Discord chat:
https://discord.gg/vmBsEFE2

For PEI Bitcoin Meetup #5,

* We'll be grabbing a booth a the Charlottetown Library downtown until 8:30pm. It’s a great space, quiet, and has coffee shop for refreshments!
* For those who want to continue the conversation over a couple of beers, we will move on from there to one of the many pubs in walking distance

Hope to see you there!

Join the Discord chat:
https://discord.gg/vmBsEFE2

Charlottetown Library Learning Centre, Dominion Building, 97 Queen St, Charlottetown, PE C1A 4A9, Canada


Yes please! 🙏


Nice… look damn delicious 🤤


Potato pancakes


That’s why they have that little fuse on the back instead of a tail


Ooo… k I have a request. The theme is…

“Too much plastic surgery”


Should probably setup a nostr marketplace and start charging for requests


If this was YouTube the algorithm would have detected copyrighted material 💯  and taken this down


Oh yeah I remember that one, it was a good one


Red team! Score that point… woo!


Go sports!


oh yeah, Flockstr is an interesting one. Meetup is due some competition, and despite the "str" in the name, nobody even needs to know its a "nostr thing"... its just a needed thing that just happened to be built on a decentralized protocol.


Dude, you have so many dimensions 😂💜


100%

Whatever the younger generation wants, can be built on nostr. Not saying it will be - but it could be.

The only people nostr needs to catch on with is the builders, not the users.


I follow for specifically this kind of content


lol, sounds like my car rides with the kids


Love to hear it!!


Click link… walled garden.

Nooope.

Hoping this is a sick joke 😂😬


Same! Chorse and kids... that IS the weekend


Canadians…

Better purchase those sweet non-KYC sats through Bull Bitcoin while you still can, the way things are going, you haven’t got long left.


lol, yes, like… “what’s for din dins?”


Agree with all but “din dins”, which I use frequently


Crazy,  nodeless is such a great service. Good luck nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 😊


Love to see it


Sounds interesting…

“SplitSats is a proof of concept application that aims to provide users with an easy way to share expenses and settle debts instantly using bitcoin. The React Native app will utilize Nostr for user profiles and payment contacts. Users will be able to add expenses manually or automatically, scanning fiscal receipts, enabling them to itemize expenses and assign them to appropriate contacts, to tabulate amounts owing by each group member”


In earlier tests I was pasting the token text but I’m pretty sure there is a bot scraping because it got taken instantly


Yeah exactly, i think as soon as you generate that token it subtracts the sats… the someone else (or you) can claim them back to your own balance again


Pass these nuts on. #nutschain
https://m.primal.net/HRIK.jpg


You don’t like choking down a nice piece of super dense, dry cake?


Can someone clarify - what non-custodial solutions are available for receiving zaps currently?

nostr:note1aer32akvnz6srzdgcp2ga8p7l2dgn8krc28t3nccjmrmejg5eldqee6qdc


Good question! Last time I checked there were no (easy) non-custodial solutions for receiving zaps.

But that was before nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg Came along, I think that I zap-compatible but I haven’t had chance to dig in to it


I think the short answer is no, Zaps wouldn’t stop working just because everyone is using custodial apps


Custodial or not, these services still have working Lightning channels, and those channels are still open, and those open channels still use Bitcoin.

Where shit will hit the fan is if people suddenly can’t access the WoS app itself. In the case of WoS being removed from US App Stores, this is almost a reality because as soon as they delete that app they can’t reinstall it!


Truth speaker over here!


Crazy news about WoS…

What’s next, Apple not letting me do Zaps from my nostr app?

🤣🤣…. Can you imagi….

Wait… 😬


Shit, when you put it like that!


lol, well I guess I’m just gullible. Now I want a pint of double brown


Please tell me “stay lit on the cheap” is the official tag line 🤣


Don’t forget this too
https://m.primal.net/HRFy.jpg


As a side note, eNuts UI is really nice 😍


Haha nice!!!


Looks like Umbrel might have a pretty good deal starting tomorrow too, good timing!


🥜
https://m.primal.net/HRFx.jpg


You need a cashu wallet like https://www.enuts.cash


Yeah see those are still for the taking…. Totally blaming bots looking out for the cashu tokens


Scan my nuts!
https://m.primal.net/HRFp.jpg


… oh I have an idea, brb


Dude, it was like milliseconds, there must be a bot or something 😂


lol already gone.. too many smart people here, probably bots scraping for nuts


Ayyoo


I’m starting nostr’s first ever #nutsathon

Repost and grab my nuts before they’re gone!

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Bank run 😂


So… uh #Zapathon anyone?


Still see it in Apple App Store Canada 🤔


Oh yeah weird… looks like you already have it configured: criscyborg@getalby.com

Might have been an issue on my end but I see it now too.

Just ignore everything I said 🙈


Only if they give it back?


Having a bad day? Be thankful… it could be going ALOT worse

nostr:note12x8gcnz68t8z460r7qy6q0f58fmqxf560kexlsp2x6ztgdhz08mqcj23y3


lol, oh no. The cost of playing degenerate games.

What kind of losses are we talking about here? 😂


🤤 yum


Music is like a connection to a realm beyond our physical existence.

No particular genre, not always, never the same feeling… but sometimes the right sound waves at the right moment in time is like a door opening.

Don’t understand it, but I’ll embrace that feeling every single time it happens. Then it goes away eventually and all you can do it wait for the next time.

🤷


Some other stuff I like to listen to while working

https://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/defcon

https://musicforprogramming.net


Yes!!! That would be perfect 🤩


lol that is meant to be a gif… very weird when its just a still image 😂


I think I work quicker with techno/any kind of electronic music with a beat 😂
https://m.primal.net/HRCw.jpg


Anyone else like techno? I do, esp when I’m working.

Anyhow, nostr:npub153um5am75yq9eldurlpdvh7tq6rrrj3yv299akcz2ewj49fklg2qudu8gv has some great stuff up on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg if you want some beats to work to…

https://wavlake.com/track/95cc5f48-486e-4885-ada2-115f0f5ae3a1


For reference (no I haven’t tried it yet, I suck at chess): https://jesterui.github.io


Any games being built on nostr? I think there was chess at some point, don’t think I’ve seen anything else


Wow, this is cool! First time seeing it 💜


So close to pulling the trigger on Proton so many times. To “get me” I need a calendar bridge, and a way to sync contacts with the OS contacts app… if they do that… take my sats!


I’m assuming this is being bridged over from Mastadon…


Sweet!

By the way, you don't have a zap address configured 😢


Morons who know they are morons are actually not morons, imo


lol

nostr:note1wmewnzfr3yydh0cwzy8qeacmdwjsjem64c3wpryxrxecynjxv0zqpqcm6e


I’ve watch it probably too many times to consider myself mentally healthy


Wow, worth a follow


How about tipping the tipping prompt.

Infinite tip loop


Yeah that would be nice, especially for longer posts that aren’t quite long form but would benefit from some styling


No sorry, I guess I shouldn’t have test is good, didn’t know what you were testing 😂.

I’m on Primal iOS and I’m not seeing strike though text unfortunately 😓


Test good 👍


Bitcoin fixes this too


Mining noob here: Incentive to join a larger pool is that you are more likely to get higher rewards?


Len with the facts


Haha 😂  thanks for letting me in know


Guy Swann is like the Pablo of audio content… how does he find the time to do what he does 😂


Yeah interestingly desktop runs pretty solid, and is most certainly my my daily driver when I’m on my laptop


No I’m not actually. I am looking in their GitHub now, I see one similar issue. Anyway, I’ll see if I can do up a ticket and be a good nostr citizen 🫡


Holy shit nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx that was quick!

https://image.nostr.build/a43462721d023ce95515662977c9ff32ce732c91dc5a171b27f6542d9090dbb5.png

https://boulderbugle.com/bitcoin-adoption-in-argentina-with-javier-6zf9rt9g


There are no laws/regulations/policies (yet) preventing you from buying and holding on to kyc free bitcoin.

Don't miss this golden opportunity to stack privately.


Spent a few days with Primal on iOS, mostly because I got the boot from Damus TestFlight and can no longer 1-tap zap without Zapple Pay.

Anyway, I always end up back on Damus. Same issues tend to plague me on Primal

- Often the feed just refuse to load, I just get stuck on an infinite spinner. Even killing the app doesn’t work
- Intermittently am unable to post. I click send and it just hangs

Primal UI is great, and very smooth… but if I can’t load the feed it’s kinda a show stopper 😭


Huh… good point


Great time for my wife to walk by, thanks for that


Some nostr discussion at the end of this What Bitcoin Did podcast. nostr:npub1w69ya7xs697hk3hky3gllryz8rwverfa0ylz89chf9qnhfcskc2s64zltw has some spicytakes.

Curious what the builders here think?

Sentiment: Why are you working on nostr and not Bitcoin/Lightning?

(starts at ~1hr19secs)

https://fountain.fm/episode/olTwX7Jz7CxNzFX4gMVT


If the CEO of nostr gets ousted, I’m not leaving. Sorry Jaf!


They’d have to rename, Cocr-Colr, Wallmartr, Tragetr
. Never gonna happen 😂


You should chat with nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8


Yes please, let's make sure this happens!!! 🔥


guess they got the munchies


Less than 24 hours and someone has already started implementing nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac ‘s redesign of nos2x signing extension … gotta love it 😍

nostr:note1vz54629nlqksyql3w7pz2sd5zr39nq5zjgh5nv08xsrevy4jar6qew5n77


Looking like a million bucks, I owe you another 5k sats once’s it’s merged 🤩


Where is nostr in 5 years on it's current trajectory


Interesting, I've been using it for a while but there's some good points in this thread


"and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that pesky purple cat"

https://image.nostr.build/c21e7a835aa6e70f77513a667fd22a6924718509717def65a760455fde12ceb1.jpg


Good luck, hope you guys get it!! ⚡


Assume the position! ☢


Poor guy lost his thumb in a boating accident


Instead of posting direct image urls into notes, can I post a note that includes multiple sources for the same image - then if one source dies, the client shows me one of the others? 😂


🤣 robot is trying to make a living too, brah!


Pleb offering but I’ll put down 15k 🙈


Who's going to be the legend dev who builds this redesign 😍

nostr:note143z8lvvrr9397y77gjxhdxwc05upvl979z4vefkx8w5mfw2r0rzss0hwe3


Looks fantastic - that extension is in massive need of a facelift, and the name is much clearer too 💜


It’s different this time …. 🤣


Shoutout to the Clubhouse maxis who made it to nostr… nostr:npub10ua5vjul7d3rvvzg2psvhk36w7gpx8zn8xncqw773l4hnf0pkp4qccymjg  …. Is that is?


lol, whhhaaa? Damn never would have guessed that


Or did I just stop going to Clubhouse in late 2021


What happened to that guy?


Plenty of people on here who would use this following their “GN” post 😂

nostr:note1k496c3fq4g2fx2kn5vndtwlxe4gc8gff63vpqfcfpq82xcmchswqkutajl


Yeah but it’s all about fertilizing the land. Who needs grass? Check out my yard for example

https://image.nostr.build/6590651f1f908b07859d08d487d84a66a605b5f4816448d8b8c01bca728703a7.jpg


Ah thanks for the reminder. We should probably be leaving them to rot and fertilize our soil, but year after year I continue to rake


lol, did you check badges.page ?


Who the heck is NostrilMan and why does he keep DMing me


Just like NFTS, eventually all badges die the same death - dead image links

https://image.nostr.build/0f2470f784c62136786a78e4db75d6d65df093c7a272e51e48cd34ab2bda99e3.png

 https://image.nostr.build/fe16ac9a2643efadc8321d8078d38270f8bf185c29b5b40d9ea845f4724aca05.png


GM you crazy fuckers!


hah, yeah that was a fun watch. He played it so close the original, actually, I think I liked his better 😂


Damn, artist has long time preference!


Lurking… you made me send this


Welcome to the club 🫡


Who makes these decisions and thinks it’s a good idea… blows my mind


The joys of parenting!
https://m.primal.net/HQcN.jpg


Of course! Keep sharing the beautiful paintings 💜


could just be time of year? Could just be because there’s actually not that many people here 🙈


Loving it! Keep up the awesome work! 💜


Essentially a Jurassic Park raptor without teeth


Thought I was like a watercolour guide or something


based on this news, i quit


Ah yes, been a while. I should watch this again soon!


Ah you bastard 🤣


A meetup to discuss Bitcoin, and to connect with other Bitcoiners in Prince Edward Island, Canada.

https://bitcoinpei.org


Perfect, thank you! 🙏


ah nice, appreciate the screenshot 💜 Thank you!


Gotcha! Thanks for replying 🫂


Android users, does Amethyst have a way to do profile zaps, vs zapping individual notes? nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z 🤔


lol! 😂


Impersonating and scamming in DMs


😂 yeah, what is this, 2020 social media?


Not sure if that means you want one or not, but I sent one anyway 😂


Oops, only just saw this. You got it!


Good luck sir, take it easy. Always best to get things checked out even if it does cause anxiety itself!


Something about holy socks just makes me feel uncomfortable


Philosophy, Religion, Law, & History/Philosophy


Science & Technology/Internet Technology


Don’t want to make you too jealous but I saw Raffi live not too long ago. Second row. Wild night


Good lord, you’re a madman and I want one


Solid stream coming from this guy, impressive prostate!


PSA: East coast Canadian Nostriches 👀🍁 nostr:note1p4z36zm24yxhnf86g8a95m38xyvyhh5g0pgm4zz6r96rpjh46qeqn0n87k


I’ll be following 🤙🤙🤙


Innnnteresting…. Might be in to this 👀


Bezosr


Oh 💯 my 2 year old dog with no ailments to complain about is always sighing (usually while staring at me)


Funnily enough I did not find it easy to read, and I got extremely bored by the end. 🤪

Atlas Shrugged on the other hand has me absolutely captivated, and I’m finding it easier - long though, of course 😃. I’m still not through…


It's all yours! ✨


Of course 🫂


You got it ⚡!


lol, true that!


Should call them frameables 💜


Man these are beautiful 🤩


Done, friend 🫡✨


For reference, I made this post from https://flockstr.vercel.app/


Its looking super solid, can't wait to follow progress on this one 💜


Would love to see a zap.stream "extension" that would allow the organizer to link out to a live stream, if one is available for the in-person event.


This is amazing, looks like I won't be renewing my Meetup.com subscription after all 💜


Its yours! 🫂


Wow… THIS is why we nostr nostr:note1rlpdkdl28tknstqxx80qzdn4qtstn8239rjayc54usf9jkyq8htskaj2cc


It's as red as ever! Getting ready for that island snow, gut feeling like it's going to be a very white winter this year.

... on the building, should have something to share with everyone soon 💜


haha! Absolutely man... although you might need to teach me how to play golf. I can see Anne's house having a few holes in the window 😂😂😂


It is done 🫂


I gotcha! Sent! 💜


You need to accept it from badges.page

https://image.nostr.build/ecd8e01f57c44d4dab95151659255db4ed4b6ad30f4abab6894e2fb93de872c7.png


✨Sent! 🫂


It is done! 🫂


This is a really neat idea. A million sats up for grabs 🔥🔥🔥 nostr:note1ahj60wnkg8q64nyjc45rrrlhcguyh0qxunft59vxl95y66tep76s465lm3


To use that site you do need to login with your nostr key.

Generally, it's safer to user a signing extension though, instead of pasting you nsec in to random sites.

You can read about which extensions to use here: https://orangepill.dev/nostr-guides/guide-nostr-key-generation-and-management/#nos2x-nos2x-fox-and-alby-nostr-signer-extensions


Of course!

I'm not sure if this is the ONLY way to do it, but the way I do it is go to https://badges.page/.

From there you can accept new badges, and create/award ones of your own 🙂


Awe shucks, anytime! 🤙


Sent, friend! 🤝


He’s got the grooves!


😢 sent you a badge to make you feel better


Sent 🫂


Come join the FOMO club!

nostr:note1720vlwwr5lnghnurmp42ln829j4y6tf2386mhvvtz6w0dval945qtj8ztk


Oh well, have one of these 💜

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Sent! ✨


Lol, no but you can close your eyes and listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJUl4CH4f-c


Reposting my own note because I obviously don’t know how to use nostr yet 😅 nostr:note1720vlwwr5lnghnurmp42ln829j4y6tf2386mhvvtz6w0dval945qtj8ztk


Are you experiencing a nasty case of #nostrville FOMO?

Feeling bitter and sad about the constant feed of vibrant photos streaming in from Bitcoin Park?

✨ Do not fear ✨ I have you poor bastards covered, with this special "I Didn't Go To Nostrville 2023" nostr badge!

Reply if you want one awarded to your npub, they’re limited edition 😂

https://image.nostr.build/af6277f645ad81f7ca5bc11a24a38779d91236170d6781a573cbde5294bc7eab.png

nostr:note15lugc8hjv58h8ff5ek0luzxvc4qzujdayt0d7gt4cy7pywj6y3zsjtstfk


This badge is for nostriches that weren't able to make it to Nostrville at Bitcoin Park, Nashville, Tennessee in November 2023, and are experiencing a nasty case of FOMO.


The 1 and the 2 are the wrong way around!


I’m still gonna hold out for 10k Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/a3fc26c318a01ed84c431c64bb5395747f3de84b50f76570b3feb7dc1efde587.jpg


💜 I’m gonna hit you up soon. Myself and nostr:npub1yqw3vccn58nkdlm4pah4yek9c0kl4fyllw2hg635f8wa2lgr0rjstv5typ are cooking something up and will for sure be looking for some feedback 🤗


Where you at nostr:npub1yqw3vccn58nkdlm4pah4yek9c0kl4fyllw2hg635f8wa2lgr0rjstv5typ - it’s your first #zapathon 🎉


Daily reminder that we can do whatever the fuck we want here. 🫡


Free to use Zapping area 👇

#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/b95df215e5f8cce3b55c113724a1cdd26c39929b2c1d3b502b5545bf6f4335fd.jpg


It’s the answer to all of our problems! We’re saved!


Good advertisement for the quality of that shirt you’re wearing 😂


That “Message the User” CTA is 👨🍳😘 though…


Legend!


Checking this out!!!


Awww my feelings are hurt, removed from the TestFlight beta and now it’s full. Feels like 2021 all over again 😢 https://image.nostr.build/07f8c57f6769d11148e96bd53ba43edca0c357653007dac5b8992129a9b53b9d.jpg


Good advice!


Who dis?


You can try Nostore from the App Store, works from Safari on iOS


Oooh don’t forget the phone holster on your belt 🔥


Polo shirts and khakis only!


Isn’t it cool that we can do what the fuck we want 🤩


Nostr purist 🫡😛


Awww gwash


Whats your relay strategy?

This is mine. Minimal. I'm connected to a couple of relays that blast my notes to other relays, with a couple free relays thrown in the mix in case any of those go down.

nostr:note1kdncqaafxestr7vt4gw4ff73pelvpexzftqq0seuwwmv3d88jufspjwcl3


I hear where you're coming from, however I think I managed to limit mine to 5 while not sacrificing decentralization

- nostr.wine + their paid filter relay, with broadcast=true parameter set - this blasts my notes to multiple other relays that I'm not directly connected to
- mutinywallet relay, this also blasts my notes to other relays
- 2 popular free relays for redundancy (primal and damus)


Agreed, esp that first one in the morning 🤤


You ever try reducing the number of relays you use? Might help with the strain on your connection.

I’m down to 5 and it does the job for me 🤷


🤤, those little craft brews look like they might be pretty tasty too


True that!

We need some kind of “nostr buddies” system where you get paired up with another user. 🙌


Nostr please give Ford a warm welcome, he’s a legendary dude and a super talented dev! (he’s also Zap ready… 😉😉)

Shill him your favourite first follows!

#grownostr nostr:note1p2kwjrdslf8d36en3e34fe8c6c692qn2c4886kegn98qysg6qlcs9h4pjj


Awe shucks, thanks for the vanity address 🥰. Love the work you’re doing, it’s a great tool!


Highly recommend trying out Nostree if you haven’t already. Great nostr based replacement for Linktree, if you’re using it! nostr:note1yy482h4fc04rj2lpme5wg4ad2c7zsseymys050lvq7cxxanxvagswmduq0


This is the direction prices should be going. Madness!


Haha true that!


Don’t worry the next version will have a wind turbine instead of the gas generator


I’d take this over a lambo, I’d rather be a weirdo than a prick!


Isn’t this more realistic for where we’re at? 😛

(Actual photo of nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 driving a train btw) https://image.nostr.build/1df6139ba696550a8af2ea7d3a6fdf93dc81c99bc49b96f1eba3586210955fa1.jpg


Wow! Great demo, such an great use of relays


Later taken over by GameSpy Arcade. Stopped using it after that 😢


Who else spent their younger years looking at this UI?

#nostralgia https://image.nostr.build/70ea7ed45db9ebb27246b4c0f81b7bae99203b68c5ad36867c118e9dba337e89.jpg


nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx you going for the title again?


Meetup is an absolute piece of crap, I will rejoice the day when I no longer need it 🙌


Me too, hoping there will be a way for users to “attend” events, that opens up things like earning  badges by attending events.

Also, roles within events “speakers, organizers, attendees”.

Combine that with nostr:npub1c0nfstrlj0jy8kvl953v84hudwnpgad0zx709z0ey7nmjp0llegslzg243 and you have a killer experience for live events


Yes!!! 🙌 https://image.nostr.build/f8a933b834b63a052a90e5f4e00b8b23e691b5caca98b5eb2ff71987cae6aaa5.jpg


nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg idea:

If I add a song to my favourites, this is a great time to also boost the artist.

I tap ❤ > add it to favs but also show me boost ui

Optionally, auto boost on fav would be 🔥 (extra setting?)

Adding songs to fav is probably already built in to people’s habits, perfect opportunity to marry that habit with boosting 🙏


I’m doing a nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg maxi day. No Apple Music, Bandcamp. Streaming new stuff allll day baby!


Count me in!


Learning Figma...

Also, has everyone checked out out https://nostrdesign.org - absolutely amazing resource, thank you all who contributed 🙌 #nostrdesign


lol, and you’re like… “pretty much, yeah” 🤣🤣🤣 ?


That shirt is a conversation piece sir! 🫡


I must admit, I am curious to see how Apple react to Wavlake once they go for their intial App Store review…


hah! This is bang on 😂


lol, for real? 🤣


Gotcha! Thanks for the explanation


I’m reluctant to say this in a thread of nostr big brains but…

If everyone adopted this aren’t we then relying too much on ICANN … and doesn’t that become a bit of a weak point in terms of censorship?


Neat idea! The simplest ideas are usually the best ones ✌


Can you take your headphones off please?


Agree, and music apps just feel so much more at home on mobile


If I ever had to re-create one I might consider doing it 💪


Can’t beat a classic!

https://for-sale.used-secondhand.co.uk/media/used/secondhand/images/44196/150x-white-plastic-chairs-with-arms-west-sussex/1200/white-plastic-chairs-for-sale-126.png


Never using SSH again!


No heros in Bitcoin!


lol! Spot on


One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.

Thomas Sowell


Welcome!!! 🙏


Feels slightly colder for the time of year, we’ve had snow already


Nicely seasoned cast iron right there!


lol, need some kind of motivational quotes site for nostr


Zap that crazy bastard! Value for value in all of its glory


nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 themed Zapathon incoming? ⚡ nostr:note1c8p50d344uqc3l3htrgsyr86y9y08jys82ms62vdqnaq3x6f3ypq27gum3


Hindsight is 20/20… happy to know about Bitcoin already, many will kick themselves


People need to stop expecting others to do the hard work for them.


iOS users get on this, login with nostr and start listening and boosting⚡⚡⚡ nostr:note12enykdf64ekux5gsyfmg3nvsqcj5c8tagj7rsm79daphug649lysn03vk4


Sleep is amazing. I’ve not been getting enough, gradually the mental health declines, bad moods, irritation.

Finally got a full 8 hours… BAM, new man. Sunshine and lollipops.


😢 reposting so this guy can get some help nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j nostr:npub1akngghxzy6d75y8szp6y44u5pxktwy5aj6zh6jl3ncp8d93fj2fq5mfxa8 nostr:note1pkkv47fpdccjgeh2aqr724uygy6qqwkue8axf2uqhd0d58huj49s4qd74c


Love it


Is that the clockmaker dude?


I used to enjoy people watching on the subway. Eventually turned it in to a game.

Zombie Apocalypse:
- Pick 5 people to be on your zombie apocalypse crew (often imagining what their skills might be, based on appearance)
- Each stop, if one of them got off, they dead!
- Aim was to see how far we could get together. Sometimes they’d all die and I’d be alone in the apocalypse

Woo!


Amazing find!


NFC FOMO!


Whoa whoa whoa, before you touch that, did you pay your snow tax?


lol, great feature!


Yeah but…

https://youtu.be/QqfjiuqVrV4?si=kJBZLRRcKUBXh_XF


Yeah when I was 5 I was satisfied with the black and white tv that I had in my bedroom 😂


Wasn’t BetaMax superior in quality too?

Good lesson in “best doesn’t always win”


Is there a way to find out what the most popular relays are (ie. used by the most people)?

Also, Android users - what are the default relays in Amethyst for a new user?


Great sound! This vibe is right up my street at the moment, thanks for sharing.


War child
Victim of political pride
Plant the seed, territorial greed
Mind the war child
We should mind the war child

Whose the loser now, eh?
Whose the loser now
We’re all the losers now
We’re all the losers now

- Dolores O'Riordan 🫡


I noticed that if you run it a second time following a purge, it pulls up a large number of very active users


List deleted by owner


I’m dressing up as a mute button, although it sounds like they won’t know what that is, and need a centralized company to take on that responsibility


Discussed with the team this morning about building a dedicated translation service within damus (free). We think this is important enough that everyone should have access. Universal translator 🖖


This is very cool, following 👀


How embarrassing nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx ! 😂


Bluesky 😂


Got me one of those Arizona's in the mail too. They all look 🔥


Thank you sir! I’ll check them out 👀👀


Is there a pre-paid credit card that can be purchased with Lightning and is compatible with Apple Wallet?

Bitrefill’s is not compatible with wallet unfortunately


NWC Connect


Will there be an aftermarket? 😂


Re: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

…and well said. nostr:note12jq9aeyz2gt0udng8njxgv0sm74dtqqxc5cacsu7th7gdy5s8zesx4z3tf


Reading it for the first time right now, about half way through. I’m hooked.


Doesn’t say anything it’s just a bunch of dots


Easily one of my favourite Friends episodes… “gum would be perfection” 😂

https://youtu.be/XPj_J4DW640?si=R5NfyKUJE72Ioh3I


Hope it comes with a badge? 😂


Its a long, complicated road, it can’t be simplified to either cares or doesn’t care


The story is the product, people!!!


Baw, that’s actually pretty sad 😞


I’m testing our new cross posting service from nostr to x ne twitter.

https://tweeter.nos.social


WOD completed at 6:30 this morning was a beast,

400m run
45 wall ball shots
400m run
35 burpee to jumping pull ups
400m run
30 box jump overs
400m run
30 pike pushups from toe/box
400m run
45 double dumbbell power snatch
400m run

Still feeling it. Hate the pain at the time, the endorphin release afterwards makes it all worth it though.

#crossfit


Hah! Forgot about that one


Think I had more fun changing the theme than actually listening to music 😂


Sad but true!


Nightmare is truly the only word to describe it.


You are right, of course.

This is why I love nostr 💜


Absolutely it’s not the best thing I can do for my body 🙈

If it’s any consolation I just did a 30 min CrossFit workout beforehand 😂


lol you got it


Derek, your blessing is all I need. I’m drinking a Stanley Park Brewing Hazy Pale Ale @ 5.2% 🤙


Morning beers at the airport are always allowed, right?


Oo la la!


Good sign!


Just very rich flavour! Worth it? Guess that’s subjective (I wasn’t paying in this case 🤤🤤)


Hardly cooked it, couple of seconds in the broth then BAM. Unbelievably good.


Haha nah, I was living the moment 🤩


I just ate some insanely good hot pot.  Wagyu beef heaven 🤤🤤🤤


Sorry nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx you’re out of a job 😂


lol that’s priceless


I have no fucks left to give, right now. I'm alarmed by the geopolitical risks I see, and I think people need to wake up from their luxury narratives.


Probably get better bang for your buck with an old laptop or Mac Mini. That seems to be the general consensus that I’ve seen around.


I use Primal on desktop, it’s the only client I use where I can see follows/unfollows. I 💯 have been seeing a massive amount of bots following me recently.


What is your incentive for posting notes sir?

https://image.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/101325955/display_1500/stock-photo-a-cartoon-of-a-retro-newspaper-reporter-101325955.jpg


Just back from the "Bologna mission", what can I say? The "One Scene Fest" was really cool as hell! 🇮🇹🔥

Shout out to all the crews that worked hard to pull it off and ALL the bands that kicked ass, from the first second of live to the last 🔥

It was a blast backing up my brother Andrea of Short Fuse on stage during "The Fallen" 🫂
https://video.nostr.build/63cd140dee1272a611718cb7381db04de445862b29566e6573caa244c97d6982.mp4

During the breaks between bands I managed to hand out a few zines of nostr:npub1am50jqjytzdtepftqfzf8grh2gs4wpt7d4t90zxc6z288wqazj5skdks29. I gave them mainly to "insiders" to start with and everyone received them with enthusiasm and curiosity. I really hope someone will upload their music to nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg (I'm going to two more hardcore concerts in my town next week to do the same thing) 🫡

To stay with the concept of "value 4 value" here are some souvenirs of the evening (unfortunately still paid in euros)
https://image.nostr.build/47a234df0fe6cf058bf4e9f5e84b205e405ed110ed2bb0c4a6cff68a8603253d.jpg

A shout out that has nothing to do with the fest absolutely goes to Borgo Mameli! 🍴
A place attached to the center of Bologna where we had delicious "lasagne alla bolognese" for lunch today, paying in #bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/b40e235af2fde2f636749b769c9b9e90efb6a7d7e8ab3892d6ef00df865ef947.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f57fa5e17c4654fac0402c3908a7f9f3ac6790576c26388accb8255960371d47.jpg
https://video.nostr.build/55243d6bd226eb89f9f625a541cf441c818dd5578250516d0fead31ced8ad0a4.mp4

There is so much work to be done to build a far better future than the perspective that is being sold today. Experiences like these show how there are actually MANY people who in their own small way ARE DOING, and that is the foundation from which to build! LET'S FUCKING GO!! 🔥💪🫡


FUCK YEAH! Looked awesome man, thanks so much for sharing!!!! ✊✊


I honestly don’t have much of an off switch when it comes to sushi


Have you experienced the #Rosstrich ?

If not, recommend you check it out, just before bed.

nostr:note1rv5k6jp789guu9w54ydzgapsl202nr426952psufxx374t6spr5ss5gf6h


Honestly, I'm speechless


Criminal. There's no other way to put it.


Yeah I really don't get the incentive behind it. I seem to get waves of them. They always have 0 notes or replies, 250-ish follows, and 100 followers (who are also all fake)


I can't stomach them anymore. I watched a video about the parasites that affect like 90% of mantis... that was enough for me 🤢


so many spam followers again today, wtf is going on with the bots!

npub1scvjksdsqs930j0cp0ssl4sm0rgvyc5xsjfuvywrpy4c9t2k6m4s2ccl0r
npub1us8waf85mhps4ul6xs4ja4nmxqhvmkaw46vp9ehkuq5tpa0csy3qdx6p9w
npub1rpp8actccryq52qxyk73zyqrcms9e4p7trt9ev8zl9qht3y5mwhqh558gw
npub1cg7cgznwmkftq6j8yn99vzfzpkjd3che6k9wav4qp28vrkry32wsyguvml
npub1wgtnyr0jx4f0qh3uztufxkw8jz2pjxd063jnlwx3z6zacmdutusqc9xwld
npub1mf7urcp30ud5fd6025979vwz784l0ydep56up47sg8pgpkuad4qqpc3kwf
npub1pazgx90qwzjzqw8jsfz2ry5yzavuwfjkl9ggtla6y873mfxcsn5q7kvzz8

https://m.primal.net/HOHj.png


Please give this absolute legend of a man a follow and a zap ⚡. He’s boots on the ground sharing the good word about #value4value and nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg at a music festival this weekend!!! 💪💪💪

Can’t wait to hear how it’s received! nostr:note1mxylf4y6cs4lkfr5gqaw77krymprzet0quknxw2dethwh7eu36cs73wfew


🤔 damn! And some toys… for the kids


Watched yesterday, they did a great job on the film ✊


Mullvad VPN can be topped up with Lightning via this tool! 🎉

Recommend using the onion site through Tor though: http://soveng42aj6ynynkqeyut2dwnmwou45epfpuwvjy2t45fpxn3dk2ymad.onion/

Worked perfectly. Thanks nostr:npub1q8w7u2ymrghfpp6v5dpg57jpgaj2djk340a2npwzq8n64ksk6wxq8aw95u for the tip 🫡 nostr:note1a3ct4an9zag9krpxv48v42sf7a9ty4tlzgfqvpqgpxja3fv8ytxqces0jp


Through their site I only managed to find onchain. This ended up working for me though

nostr:note1a3ct4an9zag9krpxv48v42sf7a9ty4tlzgfqvpqgpxja3fv8ytxqces0jp


Totally agree! Yeah did the same Tor browser to top up. It was super quick


Nice. I just used it! Worked perfectly. Really appreciate the tip! 🤙


Oh I see it’s some individual pleb, found the OG post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/g7wcin/made_a_thing_use_lightning_to_pay_for_your/


Who makes this? It’s like an unofficial top up Lightning “bridge”?


Am I blind? 🤣


That wheely sucks 👎


Ah damn, Mullvad VPN only supports onchain payments. Lightning please!!! 😭


I'm so glad I am not alone 😅

I just sent them a firm email 😂


When I no longer use online accounts I like to delete those accounts. Often, I will also go in to the account and change all of the personal info, and change the email to a disposable one, then delete it.

Not perfect, but digital hygiene to the best of my abilities.

Anyhow, today, I emailed an online retailer to delete my personal info and online account. They told me to fill out a form that asked for more info than I'd given them in the first place, incl. SSN 😂.... yah, nooope.


dat buzzing wrists feeling...


Nice!!!


IOU a Zap


Ooooh, sounds like someone got themselves a Start9? 🤩


Got kicked out of the Wallet of Satoshi TestFlight, anyone else too?

Can’t find a working test flight link either 😢


Eeesh I feel ya. Not sure how or why it happens . I have note made a bookmark since 😭


Yes sir! Me too... at some point a while ago they just vanished 💨


Love it, real food, no confusion!!!


Look forward to checking this out!

Was his kid’s question “why are you so bullshit?”


Christina Ricci is awesome, have you watched Yellowjackets?


Why do you say that?


As in Coast to Coast? I love that show. If you’re driving late at night on a long road trip, it’s the PERFECT choice 👽


If you’re a Damus user and haven’t used the script to re-enable Zaps yet… you’ve been living under a rock (like me 😂).

I’m back baby! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

https://nostrscript.suhailsaqan.com


Ooooooh shit!


Well said 👏


lol, it sure it. Pro tip don’t scroll it while at work 😬


Word on the street is he’s a great detective but a bit of an asshole!


Can’t wait to watch this with my kids! nostr:note1j3wv5qyrawkm7nhl96axwq8vfv7c5khlxul222ap34tesye4mgnq7jcrzv


the The Nostr community is great


What have you done Derek, that Jaf guy is a loose cannon, he’ll probably approve it 🤣


Uh oh, my Lightning wallet is getting nervous 😅


Sounds like a job for the naughty relay

note1m8trlp7sugw770p9ffycy8nk02evurrrfmqyhza2dnry2ccuww6sah4rth


I write it like this

.oxXxX_NOSTR_XxXxo.


Every time I’m tempted to look at the price I’m going to try thinking about this instead. Very easy to forget why we’re all here sometimes.


Damn, paradise down there!


Lol!!! Exactly. Might have to block cyborg too, kinda over it


Is there some kind of massive bot influx happening over the last couple of days? I'm picking up ALOT of followers (considering I've been pretty quiet), all of them following around 25 people, ZERO notes.


You’re gonna have to funnel that through the board members first


I just say “the new internet”


Even if I don’t understand all of the articles, I always enjoy reading. And you can’t beat a good payphone photo!


😂😂😂…. 😮

Alright alright advice taken 😛


Is that the “gentlemen start your engines” light?


Took me a second.. clever!


😮😮😮

nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg on iOS 🔥🔥🔥 https://image.nostr.build/cdf8ca2717e9034b4afb8f3568038c02ed566ac5cc611425d704af795b900016.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f9f7db3ab756370a55f2e87dfbd1747cbaf6e718a3fde5ee1a6bcabbd8881679.jpg https://image.nostr.build/663d528107c1ff17774b112763cc0d9259e002064d5468658234cb8f303d383e.jpg


Great idea! 🙏


Whoever is creating first prism with 25 people - count me in!

$boost


That’s crazy, I just steal the dice out of my Monopoly


Wonder if this guy could parge my basement 🤔


Todoist etc…  Tired em all! Settled on a basic list of 2-3 things I KNOW I need to do, and will do -  and that’s it


Love it, great riff!


oooh, damn. This is some nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s level work right here... how can us plebs bag one of these bad boys?


Good lord…


Agreed!!


Oh, mainvolume by any chance? I think it’s a bot. Muted them myself!


They should have used event zapper!

https://github.com/ffaex/event-zapper#readme


lol, good luck!!!


lol, guess that means you got in her head 👏


Good luck!

Do you actually feel any aggression towards your opponents at these face offs?


Nice, I guess that was the first iAd


Anyone else listen to Breedlove's podcast?... The f is "iCoin Technology" (one of the show sponsors). Sounds like a early 2000s Apple product 😆


Setting up a fundraiser, we’re gonna get you those new arms!!!


Shopped! No arms in the photo


I did a half marathon on the concept2 earlier this year. Dude, my lower back 🤣. Maybe I’ll try a marathon next year 😮💨 https://image.nostr.build/5c3702e31bd32f61fca1f56e2baea1dbd89ef0eec369375bd44fedc343b03731.jpg


Rower is my jam!


Haha agreed. Brutal. This thing is my nemesis but in a good way


nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg iOS feedback. If the user is playing audio (eg podcast or music) Primal should not duck the already playing audio while scrolling the feed, unless I explicitly tap on a video to play it 👍


It’s the place to be sir 🫡


Julian Assange's wife & brother are now on Nostr. #freejulian

Stella: nostr:npub1xw7h0efeg5s8gla2uyu55jh4lfrlgppcjemrwkmdc7lgvhkcz3fqpvumsa

Gabriel: nostr:npub1dcgppk89h9flnffrznvhhj2vt9a0ym23ht5gk07l9j8m6l5k95qsze06js

Give them a warm welcome as they navigate our growing protocol 💜


Welcome friends ✊


Lazy question to the nostrverse. Why do most projects appear to favour Telegram over Signal for group chats? Not a signal user, but heard it’s more secure.


Anyone near Niagara Falls? Niagara Bitcoin Meetup are trying to grow their group. Not going personally but please spread the word if you know any Bitcoiners close by🫡

https://x.com/niagarabtc/status/1708124402456428782?s=46&t=rfmUHEqYiFyCH-CdmTfkBg


Very cool! I’ll check this out 🤩


lol 😂


Actual footage of me making it

https://image.nostr.build/11ae2824ad1ba8f08da028bffb18c49cfbc4d011298cd74af60ac409a9280e2a.webp


I made this crow from stolen Google Image pngs while on the old "wacky tobacky"" 🤷

https://m.primal.net/HMTd.jpg


Testing out the latest nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg build on iOS. Scrolling my feed, it’s jumps around sometimes, assuming it’s when there’s a new note. A little jarring. nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 dealt with this a while back. 🐞


This whole WWII Nazi veteran issue is ridiculous.

The US and Canada (etc) have been funding and arming Nazis in Ukraine since before Russia even invaded.

The Azov Battalion (just one example) literally has SS insignia on their uniforms and they proudly carry it on their flags when on parade. These are loud and proud sieg heiling Nazis, and they are funded by Canadian taxpayers (among others).

I found it particularly ironic when travelling around New Zealand to see everyone openly supporting a paramilitary force who has the same emblem as that used by the Christchurch mosque shooter on the cover of his manifesto.

https://image.nostr.build/d4cc0b51c56fbc69413dc75c6b61489ec15a793f70574135667d44efbde4b17e.jpg


Damn, making me hungry 🤤


Shit, I’d buy it just for the cover!


Nostr = Woodstock 69’ ☮

Twitter/X etc. = Woodstock 99’ 🔥


Lol holy shit. Not holding back 🤣


The only tiktok I care about is next block


Just waiting for a note that just says something like

"Testing"

...then you know something is about to go down


Haha, the perils of being this early. I think it’s a conspiracy between devs to keep us client hopping and testing their latest builds 😛


Thinking about nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd latest podcast. He was talking about inconsistencies between seeing zaps on Primal, but not on Damus.

Anecdotal, but I often see similar inconsistencies. I don’t fully understand, because I use the same relays on both clients, so shouldn’t I see the same events? 🙃.


This might be old news, but Lightsats is the shit! What a great concept. In the past I've just given people sats, which probably ended up in the bin.

Lightsats (for anyone who isn't aware) allows you to send someone sats, but set an expiry date. If the sats aren't claimed and moved to a wallet, the gifter gets them back.

Excited to try it out on a few people! Thanks for the tip nostr:npub19r9qrxmckj2vyk5a5ttyt966s5qu06vmzyczuh97wj8wtyluktxqymeukr 🫡

https://lightsats.com/


Lol! Great shirt


Hockey players rejoice!


Rectangle, KeepingYouAwake.

Trying out Brave right now for browser. Built on Chromium, so compatible with the extensions you might be using already. Disable the web3 shit and its pretty nice. Good ad/tracker blocking by default and you can open a built in tor session whenever you want.


Lol, fucking stupid. No other way to put it.


Lol that gif


This is genius tbh


Except one compartment would have a sampling of some craft IPA in sloshing around in it


The tipping point for me was realizing Jack had no eyes 😲 https://image.nostr.build/a1314a41250d6834f10f1d1549991f7272aef5a7481881ad93268a20d1fa109e.jpg


Recommend not watching that video while high 🫨


I did! Extension acted the same way for me, so it was a deal breaker 😓


Stop using Firefox, use Ungoogled Chromium. The web is dead.


Thats the one yeah! I gave up, currently trying out Brave with nos2x and its working great 💜


Appreciate sharing you experience and insights!


unfortunately true 👎


Considering it tbh! That built in tor feature is pretty slick


😓 Well, I appreciate the thought... we can still dream 🫠


haha, damn. I could probably generically grow the hazelnuts on my arm for the price of shipping though 🤣


Brave would be a great browser if it didn't have all of that crypto wallet shit built in


The save button doesn't do anything. Clicking it has zero effect 🤷


Trying out nos2-fox on Firefox... is it me, or is the extension broken? Can't save my private key. Tried on 2 different computers.


Rules are out the window at the airport. Cheers!


Yeah, honestly I'm with you on that 🤝. Great tool to accompany other content but generally 💤 💤 💤


Is anyone else really really bored of seeing AI generated ladies in their feeds? That mute button is going to start coming in handy 🤣


Love it.

1 sat = "Ack!"

Number of sats increase as the value goes up. However, I recognize that everyone will/should have different zap levels that are appropriate to their situation.


Fuck paywalls. I will Zap or Boost what I get value from


I always keep my wine subscription topped up ✊


I love those hazelnut thing 🤤


This is amazing, which conference was it?


This is way better when experienced with the Damus “double video playback” bug 🤯😅


I’d add a few more moments of laughter to make listeners extra uncomfortable 😂


… wait, what? https://image.nostr.build/2660eb72506a3a1382a1710854a1016c348c7e40812460fbe73d839273356c82.jpg


Idiots


Awesome! I’d be framing one of these if I was lucky enough to grab one at an event 😍😍😍


I would second this, mostly because I've just been spending the last 15 mins trying to figure out why every client shows me a slightly different list of connected relays.

Little inconsistencies like that causing me to client hop every 5 mins. (great that I can do that, but for the wrong reasons in this case)


Man, these are cool. Can I steal one of these for my next Zine? (Which is about nostr.) will credit you 😉


Holy shit, dude with the machine gun 😵


Derek doesn’t fuck around!


Loool, I’m dying 😂


lol! I got the same scammer “hi mate”. Must have been on a scamming spree.

Instant mute.


Lol 😂.


Scammers in my DMs. Careful out there people!


nostr:npub1s63scxcxwte2jyend9zge8slsn8f6hexc9nkrkvwqq9ck88ctuhq39tl0j nostr:npub1w9dlp3nm3unua6es97nt3rfglkuz4lezvp6wlp48mjktu9f0jkdspl56ya 💪💪💪


Ohhh yerrr!


This would be HUGE for merchant adoption


Im waiting for the nostr app that uses data vending machines to make new nostr apps


Hah! That’s very true!


Cool Zine made by InfoLit

https://infolit-idaho.github.io/

**SIFT**

S: Stop
I: Investigate the Source
F: Find Better Coverage
T: Trace Claims, Quotes, and Media Back to the Original Context

You can print it from here: https://infolit-idaho.github.io/infolit-for-everyone/

https://m.primal.net/HLeP.png

#nostrzineclub


Dude, I love feeding those guys. They know exactly what to do when the machine kicks in 😂


The best things always happen at these inflection points. Good luck sir, I don’t know you irl but i can only assume this will be part of your Bitcoin story in the not too distant future 🚀


His last update

nostr:note170ryzlw4vdjhmfvtfqgn45vd3l9mnqhpdcewz3k770a0f2acvunqnr9lxk


nostr:npub1qqqqqqqut3z3jeuxu70c85slaqq4f87unr3vymukmnhsdzjahntsfmctgs is building www.inmytown.social which is a meetup replacement 🤙


Damn! Great setup! 🧘


White Wonder bread

Lol, I kid… obviously Whole Wheat Wonder bread


The knowledge of humanity, stored on one 700mb disk! 🤭

#nostralgia https://image.nostr.build/a3d5c08604eebfdc06dc526dd91ac71465977b1fff3565b0e02c7beb1b0d5cd7.jpg


Lol exactly. Keep going! 😂


Yet!…You were the first person I DM’d - it was regarding your article about setting up a PoW public key 😛

So, thanks for the purple pill. You actually replied and I was like “maybe this place is different”. https://image.nostr.build/def7ce12b95c45b12b343214464908510a775d49c8ea13a1a3be15c1e14dd7f7.jpg


Wow, this will unlock a ton of possibilities. Looking forward to seeing what people do with it!


Wow! That’s impressive, takes up less room that having a living cow in my basement too 😂


nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s spreading the good word around ny, as always 🫡 nostr:note1mlqp7wpc3elhzm5sxuj02nefqazf2z9pdrlg046pvnw6us6yu62skpt7z3


Hold up, night sight - this photo is taken at night? That’s crazy.


Hope he’s OK!


Nice!

I think song.link is more of a link sharing tool that makes it easier to share a song, giving people links to that song on all the major streaming silos.

zapstr is a full on nostr client with upload capabilities. I guess the idea is that you upload your tracks, which are then freely available via nostr, can receive zaps etc.

song.link is a symptom of the entire problem really though, we only need it because we all subscribe to different locked digital content providers.


How long does it keep once freeze dried?


I really want this

nostr:note1vwdaju9mp2m490xc7zhvrqmlee4mz7qhahhdddz24pyy88dpfx6q8l2jr7


The only answer here is donkey


Donated 21 sats but only if I can visit


Good luck!


Gotta get me some of that raw milk!


Can’t argue with anything on that plate. Also I can identify everything on the plate which means you’re doing it right. 🫡


Good stuff, and good for you!


#zapathon joke

What password did Forest Gump use for his internet accounts…?

1forest1


Beat me to it, was going to offer up my services.. I’m a good guy like that


True that!

*sips on a glass of Metamucil*

Cheers!


I listened to the Gladiator soundtrack this morning, does that count? 😎


Me? No, ma nostr:npub1tsfqcauyxr03msglk2f82wqytx76u2wdffyzymtgy4szncmujr9qx07ev5 è e sarà distribuito in un evento musicale in Italia 💜


Italian Nostriches! 🇮🇹

NOSTR ZINE CLUB’s first Zine release (NZC001) aka the “FUCK YOU greedy streaming platforms” edition has been translated to Italian by the awesome nostr:npub1tsfqcauyxr03msglk2f82wqytx76u2wdffyzymtgy4szncmujr9qx07ev5

🖨 Print it, 🤝 share it, 🌎 far and wide!

https://image.nostr.build/ccbf7ac5590450f5256187965cc2653b9bef5cfc04ffde76e6d7d9d84039ce1b.png

https://image.nostr.build/4784e879da5f4e0838f9c1b034e4e6ed5a7cf7c10acb5ab31799442877c4073b.jpg

#nostrzineclub #value4value #grownostr


I stand by my previous post

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Zap splits in snort! Game changer! nostr:note1dh7c2rq28fu858aa39vv2jg2t4pq55t0r83hv0lqq7lhz3vxwwssnwe65f


Classic!

https://youtu.be/i2PN2EqlATg


Good point, also, maybe we should suggest that they start an archive relay!


lol!!!!


“ZBD, more like GEN-ZBD”


Sorry, I mean...

https://m.primal.net/HLIk.gif


lol, right? I might style up all of my notes moving forward 😂


https://m.primal.net/HLIh.gif

Internet Archive have a search engine for old GeoCities gifs.

So much nostalgia from the 90s internet right now 😎

https://gifcities.org

https://m.primal.net/HLIh.gif


Linux user?


“Buy real art with real money” 💜


Beautiful! If anyone is looking to display some proof of work on their walls. 👀 nostr:note1uhud22yf4xytqwnp8rthunv696mxf8y6pcs3qewdljattguntgxqam9nad


I thought they came back online the other day… they went offline again? Sad 😞


nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s hope you don't mind I used one of your photos of NZC001 on the website (https://nostrzine.club/#publish ) 🙈🙏


📙 NOSTR ZINE CLUB!📙

Do you like Clubs? Do you like Zines? Do you like Nostr? NOSTR ZINE CLUB might be what you’ve been waiting for.

Do you have an idea you’d like to share with the physical world? (Nostr for Bluechecks, Bitcoin 101, Most Memorable Garlic Memes). A Zine might be a great way to do it. This is where NOSTR ZINE CLUB comes in.

It’s a simple idea. Create a Zine that is easily printable and shareable by ANYONE, and share it under the communal umbrella of NOSTR ZINE CLUB.

If you missed it, NZC001 has already been released in to the world (go print it)!
 https://nostr.com/note12u4dad3j34a3xtnu392865sdzye5d78xcqph8e6ed97ktez7h0uqs3u72t

What will be NZC002 be about?! Let’s create Nostr’s first physical Zine series as a community 💜

Check out https://nostrzine.club/#publish for some guidelines and a template to get started.

#nostrzineclub


Lol yeah I’m sure mobile view wasn’t on the prio list 😅

Gonna check it out later 🙏


Thought we called them finneys now?


This is very cool! Just scrolled through the events and it seems pretty bang on in how it categorizes.

I’m on cell phone, and don’t know how to use this tool, but I’m curious the spread of positive sentiment vs negative…


nostr:npub1tnpfz60snm7ler8k8c69335n37we6690qttl88t556yzkjxhahjq3kkkpe extension keeps getting disabled on its own recently 🤔


This is awesome dude 👏👏👏


What a way to go!


One of the most important parts of the #Value4Value model is "The Ask". The beautiful thing is that someone else can also ask for you! 💜

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Just setup an account. If anyone needs to email me they can reach me at owen@nodeless.io but it'll cost ya!

Thanks nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev for the nodelss shill 🫡


Obviously I made stickers #value4value https://image.nostr.build/7fb9628ee113c3eab173a116a14765b11990ab915d3779f61ec3da6613b58d67.jpg


Remember that app "Threads" 🤣🤣🤣


You're a figgin' legend 💜


I’m so with you on this! Congratulations on the hard work paying off!


Good plan 🫡


Is it completely fucked? Pretty sure there’s still a few people who are repairing those things if you have a search around the interwebs


Good mornevening!


I’d throw a few sats in the hat if it could get Nostr some media coverage 😂

“Nostr community Zap the shit out of BSV”


I should give this a try, how does this work?


You can use Zapple Pay https://www.zapplepay.com


The feed is very smooth, particularly when there are new posts 👨🍳💋


It’s too easy to forget… worth the daily reminder! 🙏


Fuck it, 100k sats just donated OpenSats because I’m grumpy.

Keep fighting the good fight Nostr 🫡 nostr:note104q8aewkf8fp2jetnvcxfe76kx92pw7cpxjq0qn762ezxspdh49svd9rhh


*precious ad money


My TestFlight is ready…


👶 “Waaa waaa I can’t make as much money on Nostr and value for value for my articles so I’ll keep posting X and wait for Nostr people to do all the hard work”

I get it, but at least fucking help by posting here first (Habla) and then cross posting to X. Stop making excuses.

How is this stuff going to get fixed if even some of the smartest people keep being a cuck to Elon for the previous ad money.


A sad day indeed. 🥹

Have you met my good friend nostr:npub1wxl6njlcgygduct7jkgzrvyvd9fylj4pqvll6p32h59wyetm5fxqjchcan ?


Ooo Snort UI with multiple columns is looking 🔥🔥🔥 nostr:note1fan275en7y0wus3cu3lhz55qglhrh2nj8achluxqwx83w4jgtuzs0gdqw5


Scanned it and got one 1BTC, thanks!