send me good accounts to follow guys, already following new ocean account but need more like this!!


Ocean already has 82 people mining through the newly launched Decentralized mining pool!  Now that’s a successful launch on the first day.
People need to check this thing out.

https://ocean.xyz/dashboard

Congrats nostr:npub1lh273a4wpkup00stw8dzqjvvrqrfdrv2v3v4t8pynuezlfe5vjnsnaa9nk nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
https://m.primal.net/HRZX.png


I'm going to be spending more time on nostr again, missed you all♥


PRIMAL FINALLY ADDED LINK PREVIEWS IN APP, JUST NEED REPLIES + POSTS VIEW!!


ZEUS v0.8.0-beta5 is now available.

## New in beta5

- LND v0.17.2
- Dynamic LSP fees
- Tap to enlarge QRs
- New sending lightning animation
- Express Graph Sync on by default
- Updated default LN fee limits
- Removed 50k onboarding limit
- Onboarding improvements
- UI improvements

## Links

Blog post: https://blog.zeusln.com/zeus-v0-8-0-open-beta/

GitHub: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases/tag/v0.8.0-beta5

ZEUS documentation: https://docs.zeusln.app/
Embedded node FAQ: https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq
Fee structure: https://docs.zeusln.app/lsp/fees

Android

Universal APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.0-beta5-universal.apk
arm64-v8a APK: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.0-beta5-arm64-v8a.apk
Manifest: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.0-beta5.txt
Manifest Signature: https://zeusln.app/manifest-v0.8.0-beta5.txt.sig

PGP Key: https://zeusln.app/PGP.txt

iOS

Apple TestFlight: https://testflight.apple.com/join/vVnODWoi
IPA: https://zeusln.app/zeus-v0.8.0-beta5.ipa https://image.nostr.build/cf74df9c7141ed7c18f4976773fb912b6a651f5b479b25bfea2b2091afd53642.jpg


I've filed a bug report on github


good morning nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 😁
I've just enabled MTE on my device and it seems Zeus has some issues regarding that

```
type: crash
osVersion: google/husky/husky:14/UD1A.231105.004/2023112600:user/release-keys
uid: 10150 (u:r:untrusted_app_32:s0:c150,c256,c512,c768)
cmdline: app.zeusln.zeus
processUptime: 38s

signal: 11 (SIGSEGV), code 9 (SEGV_MTESERR), faultAddr 800d6e9eae8bc80
threadName: Thread-4
MTE: enabled

backtrace:
    /data/app/~~vqt6U_EiZVbjVoRUaeFX1Q==/app.zeusln.zeus-BmWtxRhhpao29yIiWNKqPQ==/lib/arm64/libgojni.so (pc 456ef8)
```


GM. You can’t withdraw Bitcoin from exchange in Singapore… https://image.nostr.build/6aca7bc3a0f8c6801b21559872ef1708827526dbe1a49bd18e4a89dbe63660bb.jpg


One things I’ve been telling my friends is that you need to make sure you’re having fun with it, one way or another, no matter what you’re working on in life. Otherwise, what’s the point?

Hope you all are having fun with it and hope you all have a fantastic weekend.


wen mom & dad makeup sex https://i.nostr.build/lG8w.jpg


I agree that what nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 is doing right now could lead to elevated force closes. I also agree that LND is shit.
But this does not justify nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg outright blocking zaps to them in my opinion. In no case should a wallet, especially a competitor, attempt to block payments to another wallet, with no option given to users to turn it off.

Hold invoices and stuck HTLCs are still going to exist, whether nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg blocks nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 or not. We need proper solutions to HTLC resolution in low-uptime wallets.


USE nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5!!!


thank youuu😁


hellooo🫡


ZEUS will never block payment to our competitors’ wallets, disparage or belittle anyone trying push Bitcoin adoption forward, or give up on trying to ship self custodial solutions.

We will, however, continue to push the limits of what is possible on Lightning in order to provide an amazing payments experience, in a self custodial manner, for as many people as possible.

The app store release of ZEUS v0.8.0, featuring our embedded node(“the node is in the phone”), OLYMPUS LSP, self custodial Lightning addresses, and rebrand, drops in December. Much more will follow in 2024.

We’re grateful to everyone who’s come along for the ride with us and we’re excited to help onboard the next wave of Bitcoiners.

✌


been shouting from the rooftops that mempools would fill up for the whole year yet here we are in late 2023 and many popular wallets still do not make it easy for users to CPFP an unconfirmed transaction.

iron sharpens iron. this fee pressure will improve wallets through pure market pressure. users will demand these features or they will move to other wallets. the best tools will emerge with more marketshare.

https://www.discreetlog.com/utxos/


GM
ALL custodial Bitcoin/Lightning wallets should be ecash wallets.

nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq nostr:npub1earna05hx6ax38r33h3atmecjzdu547m8suw87w70aw6mlyga4hsqcja5j nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg #cashu #eNuts


GOOD MORNING


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 all we need now is NWC and you are legit the best mobile wallet to ever exist (you already are though😁)


thank you! will check it out tomorrow:)


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 colour me impressed over the speed and responsiveness of Zeus beta 4, very happy with the fee changes for zeuspay too. honestly well done and I will be using this 100% as my personal bitcoin spending wallet. thanks for putting in the work guys 😁


thanks :)


thank you


I will have a look at this tomorrow, thanks 😁


#asknostr
nostr:nevent1qqsd37lmqrmytawp06tpqjd6azfc2ep60ec4ygq5p7f2fdwv0qanjdgpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqyg8wwu4fa3g083nyec6c8g3a070qxm2wx5l3r22t95g3zvt960wwmqpsgqqqqqqstmxhej


guys what should I use to host a static website that will literally have a placeholder landing page and my nostr.json file? I was using GitHub pages before but meh

also what framework should I use to make a good website personal portfolio, react? svelte? idk what to learn, I hate web dev lol


ofc ofc but it's still nice to have the option, wouldn't you agree :)


we need an android app will! no approvals needed here just post a release on github🙌🏻


nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg double tapping home button on Android app gives black screen, need to force restart to fix


but I think yeh


I'm doing it, fuck it


I ended up doing it manually


I was using it as a routing node first, personal node second but got too busy to manage inbound/outbound capacity so decided to nuke it and use Zeus node in the phone for my personal (I don't use lightning that much to begin with)


I need to sort out my nostr address again, I will lose access(dont want it anymore) to bedair.me domain soon so I'm using nexanode.xyz for all future personal projects etc. that'll be my thing, I missed you all and I'm excited to get back into all the convos :)


I'm running a self hosted instance of mempool.space at mempool.nexanode.xyz if anyone is interested in using it. mempool is capped at 300MB on it tho


I took down my lightning node because too much effort and I'm very busy with uni these days, sorry to anyone I had channels with


IM BACK


Logging off, don’t know when I’ll be back. Be safe all❤


The ultimate bear case for #Bitcoin is fiscal discipline by governments and a long term reduction of the global money supply.

Good luck with that. It’s political suicide and would crash the current financial system.


EXPERIMENTAL ANDROID 14 RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT

GrapheneOS is now based on Android 14. An experimental release based on Android 14 has been made available for broader public testing. Most of our features are already available. Certain minor features haven't yet been ported to Android 14. There may be more issues to address with the sandboxed Google Play compatibility layer to restore full app compatibility.

This release provides the full 2023-10-06 patch level for all supported devices along with the recommended security patches only included in Android 14.

Android 13 is no longer actively developed upstream and now only receives backports of the Android Security Bulletin patches, not the recommended patches included in the latest stable release of Android. Pixels are also now only supported via Android 14 and require Android 14 to achieve a patch level above 2023-10-01. Android 14 has had publicly available experimental releases since February 2023 and is already a mature OS. It also contains significant privacy and security enhancements which more than offset the attack surface from added features. These reasons are why we have so heavily prioritized porting to Android 14 and began to defer more and more of our other work until after Android 14 since around July 2023.

Please join #testing:grapheneos.org on Matrix if you want to help with testing the experimental releases.

The experimental releases are production builds of GrapheneOS signed with the official release keys. You don't need to reinstall the OS to test them and you'll continue receiving regular updates on the experimental releases via the
regular release channels. There will likely be a couple more experimental releases before we're ready to push out a release via the Alpha channel, Beta and then Stable as usual.

There are 2 ways to update to the new experimental release. You can either enable ADB within the OS and use it to override the update channel to the experimental channel, or you can sideload the update via recovery. Sideloading
the update via recovery is recommended if you don't already use ADB since it avoids needing to temporarily enable developer options and ADB along with temporarily trusting a computer with ADB access.

To install one by sideloading, first, boot into recovery. You can do this by holding the volume down button while the device boots to enter fastboot mode followed by selecting the Recovery option in the menu with the volume buttons
and then pressing power to activate it. You should see the green Android lying on its back being repaired, with the text "No command" meaning that no command has been passed to recovery. Next, access the recovery menu by holding down
the power button and pressing the volume up button a single time. This key combination toggles between the GUI and text-based mode with the menu and log output. Finally, select the "Apply update from ADB" option in the recovery menu and sideload the update with adb. For example:

[adb sideload felix-ota_update-2023100600.zip]

https://releases.grapheneos.org/felix-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/tangorpro-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/lynx-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/cheetah-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/panther-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/bluejay-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/raven-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/oriole-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/barbet-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/redfin-ota_update-2023100600.zip
https://releases.grapheneos.org/bramble-ota_update-2023100600.zip

To install the update over-the-air with the OS update client, enabling developer options, enable ADB, attach the device to a computer with ADB installed, run adb devices, accept the authorization prompt to trust the computer with ADB access and run the following command:

[adb shell 'setprop sys.update.channel experimental && cmd jobscheduler run app.seamlessupdate.client 1']

* Code Snippets above use square brackets remove but entering if copy/pasting.

SUPPORT FOR THIS RELEASE IS ONLY OFFERED IN THE TESTING ROOM ON MATRIX PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME HERE.


❌❌❌

Most people think they have privacy but they’re still being surveilled :(


Privacy is hard


Measured my ketones today and I am comfortably in ketosis :)


They wouldn’t share their private conversations with a total stranger sitting next to them, but as long as they can’t see the stranger it’s fine.

Doesn’t make any sense 🤷♂


RIP mempool clearing😂😂😂

It will eventually tho :)


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s  damus is not loading some pfp’s. Sorry if it’s the same issue as profile editing and I’m boosting it again but just wanted to let you know


Bro is talking to a bot😂😂😂😂


nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr  primal iOS app pauses music playback when scrolling passed a video even though the video playback is muted


I found it :)


Can someone send me damus zap script? back on damus for like 2 weeks and AHHHH nostrdb so quick!!!


I think it was amethyst


appreciate it :) i ordered a pixel 8 pro so i'll be waiting for the android 14 port before i set it up anyway. please pass my thanks on to the team!


is there any update on cameraX extenstions being released with android 14?


Resist we must....

https://image.nostr.build/e086c355bb0716aecd4c7b0300a08c41d043b18edab09bc2fe9ac26030635566.jpg


primal and snort aren't loading for me for some reason, posted this from coracle. never actually tried coracle until now but its gooddddd


unironically ive just seen an article claiming you can be fat and fit at the same time. apparently theres a new study claiming you can be both 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


goodnight


shitcoin devs already know enough about "crypto" to be able to know the difference between bitcoin and the rest, they're not gunna "see the light" lol.

most shitcoin users however don't really understand it and they just get in for the hype, at least to start with. That is how i first found bitcoin, and only after months of intrigued i understood that bitcoin is the signal and shitcoins are the noise. give new shitcoiners a chance but fuck shitcoin devs :)


i actually just found out what i needed to know, thank you anyway :)


DO NOT ZAP THIS MESSAGE


hello sir, i ordered the 8 pro and probably wont set it up until i can get grapheneos on there, i saw that for the 7 series it was about 1 month to be fully ported over but i was wondering whether there was an alpha/beta stage before hand? ik u cant quote me an exact time so I'm just asking about last year to gauge an idea :)


only problem is I have to return my old phone tomo so I will have an iPhone with no apple ID signed in for a week, meaning no apps. I will be coming on nostr from a laptop until then so I won't be as active :)


I ordered a pixel 8 pro💀 I wonder how long grapheneos will take to be ported onto it


sounds good


this thing i havent set up

https://m.primal.net/HMhF.png


yes I did, got 515 SATs I'm assuming from you :)

another thing I just thought of, I am self hosting my zap address but haven't set up descriptions or anything. could that be why data is being lost maybe?


bro wants to give his bitcoin away to hackers when the big corp goes bust😭


oh interesting, so that would be 2 of 3 multisig with you holding 2 keys and TBD holding the 3rd? I guess some people might be okay with that. me personally I don't want any corp holding one of my keys. what if my phone got stolen and TBD for hacked? you never know


I saw in the features list that you can recover btc if u lose the bitkey, so I'm unsure whether to call it a hardware wallet or not. surely that means the private keys leave the device


i also keep getting zapped and they're not showing up on my clients, primal or amethyst


okay so I think there is a problem with the zap spec being implemented slightly differently across clients, which is causing zaps to not show.

nostr:nevent1qqsggp28ya8n0syynuppv6s3yrpl0akj3uywmdan5lsphmmmuhwnejcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrr7xq8trc5hc5e3eat6uycykj894hht2mzf9k052py5kw0ff6lrsqcyqqqqqqg6yt8d3

I zapped this note using alby extension from primal on browser and I can't see my zap on amethyst

cc nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z


he said no immediate plans but will have a look at it after 1.0 release


how tf do people use light mode


fast satellite internet won't happen anytime soon, looks like ur stuck hoping for the latter😂😂😂


google event in 2 hours, my pixel 7 pro is still less than 30 days old so depending on deals for pixel 8 pro I might return this and get that one😂, we will seeeee


global has a bunch of CSAM, among other things, I wouldn't recommend using it


YAYYY nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg ADDED REPLIES VIEW ON WEB ♥


yeh man especially on nostr theres barely anyone in my timezone i wake up and people be saying goodnight 🤣


but it wasnt for me tho


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 can we make the app follow device dark or light mode settings for 0.8.0 release?🙂


that's not nice


good morning😁


good to know, looking forward to seeing what you guys have in store :)


interesting, this will allow 24/7 receiving?


amethyst and primal


Samourai you just want your rates, they charge you for absolutely everything, #joinstr is the approach to follow.

If you are concerned about privacy, contribute to this project and forget the centralized coordinators.

https://docs.joinstr.xyz/overview/difference-between-joinstr-and-other-coinjoin-implementations


thanks for the reply dude


interesting, google is so shit😂😂😂


e


let me know😂


let him move them then😂satoshi would be on nostr not on x


aren't taproot assets ordinals? or are they something else🤔


if you haven't got it sorted already, open an issue on and github the devs are very helpful


lnd 0.17 released!!!


If you have shitty devices that want to connect to WiFi (ie smart TVs, Phillips hue light bulbs etc)...

These should be on a separate network as your workstation and phone, like the guest network.

Usually these devices are never updated and have the shittiest security ever, don't let them see your trusted devices on the network.


😂😂😂😂good point


look at mempool incoming 💀


THESE BASTARDS MINTED MORE ORDINALS I THINK


ledger supports shitcoins😂thats all that needs to be said


once those are done 100% daily drive primal 😁appreciate ur hard work!


great update :)

now just need posts + replies feed and custom nwc strings ;)


The new Primal Android update just dropped 👀

We took the time to improve the “daily driver” features, most notably maintaining scroll position as you navigate throughout the app. Please do let us know about anything that’s preventing you from using this app as your daily driver.

Build 0.17.2, Released on Oct 3, 2023.

New Features
- Edit profile screen
- Profile context menu
- Note context menu

Fixes
- Scroll position
- Theme persisting
- User feeds persisting

Enjoy! 🤙

https://primal.net/downloads


Because of the realities of the lightning network. It works best if you’re running a node on a box that is always online to accept inbound liquidity and to route payments. Trying to be some kind of lightweight node with bad/offline liquidity and relying is LSPs is so janky and will just lead to a worse experience vs running your own node. My lightning experience is insanely pleasant, it’s sad to see people try to use lightning the way it’s not meant to be used and getting frustrated when payments get stuck.


there isn't anything self custodial on phone that can receive zaps afaik


ohhh yeah this is a good point :)


nah man fuck windows😂😂😂😂

gaming is getting really good on Linux now, macos and Linux are great for dev and Linux is great for servers. honestly I don't see any use case for windows other than the fact everyone already uses it. everything done on windows can be done on another OS


you have no zap address


do you think as the value of bitcoin increases, the amount of bitcoin being held on L2's like lightning will decrease? my thought process is that regular day to day tx's will technically be less btc volume since btc will be worth more, so lots of btc in channels won't be so necessary, what u think?


iOS agree, osx has many use cases though.


if someone develops a useful feature you will use, ZAP THEM!!! these guys are putting time and effort to help you secure your freedom :)


NWC > LNURLW

FEW


YES


if you add custom nwc strings and posts + replies feed primal will become my daily driver nostr client. I'm sure I'm not the only one😂


nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr I want to paste in a custom nwc string from my own node, the android app is hard coded for alby and mutiny only. ETA?


god bless your soul, take some sats


I knowwww its great😁


yeh everything has its strong and weak points I guess!


its crazy to me that even after 14 iterations of a software the rift in terms of aesthetics is this wide between android and iOS, I switched to android a month ago and for me(I'm quite technical) I'm happy, although I would be much happier if things looked better of course but I'm willing to compromise for the reasons why I switched. I don't see myself recommending this switch to anyone in my family anytime soon though given the amount of compromises currently


do other people have an issue with the default grapheneos keyboard? when I backspace the space between the last word and the second to lastonee always disappears and its really difficult to fix typos because of this


I can see why a lot of android people use emoticons instead😂😂😂😂


android is cool but holy shit the emojis look disgusting


opinions on encrypted p2p coming in v26?? I think its very good personally and will be enabling it


it was inevitable


just watched a spider catch, kill and eat a wasp. nature is beautiful


most of my lightning channels were opened at 35 sat/VB only last week and now we have 1 sat/VB💀


I'm there🤓


😂😂😂😂true


this is driving me mad😂


like 2 hours, was going from one end of Cairo to the other, guy was chill


how do I get my rest URL for my lightning node?umbrel GUI is only showing for but I want clearnet


need to move on now, I'm becoming an ETH maxi👽


I keep getting lightning payments going into my node but I don't see any zaps on any of my nostr clients 🤔


it's a water fast? do u include coffee/tea as allowed? I'm intruiged :)


legend


okkk thank you 😄


i just found this because you told me it was called bip85(i didnt know its name) so thank you :) https://coldcard.com/docs/bip85/


do you know how to use a different "account" on software like sparrow wallet? i am able to change the account number on the coldcard to look at the addresses but not sure how to do it on sparrow


haaahahahaha


profit soon!!!! LOL
https://m.primal.net/HMan.png


this is what im trying to decide between, I have been pretty careless with regards to privacy and pretty much all my sats are kyc, meaning that i have a lot of compromised addresses on the main derivation from my seed. Contemplating whether i should just change the "account number" on the coldcard and use that but then that main derivation will always be compromised so maybe just start fresh?


yeh mate time to have some damsu


#forevertypo


WOOHOO


if I want to do a new seed on a coldcard can I just delete the seed and setup again?


thank you sir, another question, are you using the domain for anything else other than receiving zaps?


yes yes but I might how did you set it up? link to the github page you self hosted if you did for example?


and clearnet


that's more like it :)


yes you did😂😂😂


confirmed its working :) can I ask how you set it up?


thanks!


you must delete twitter 😭😭😭


I half type so many notes then just give up because I can't articulate what I want to say😂


this is an extremely cup half full point of view, I tend to be pessimistic so I never really considered it from this side. I'll try to factor this is when trying to bring more people into the space😂


followed back :)


my close friends don't care what they use to contact me for example so I tell them to use simplex and they download it and use it, that's great. but oh my god trying to convince family members is so much harder than it needs to be😂most of myfamilyy live in 3rd world countries and use apps like WhatsApp, its what they're used to and they don't care about privacy. I'm using chat apps as an example but I think the idea is the same, the privacy focused alternatives need to get BETTER than the competition. I think this is the only way mass adoption will occur, using privacy, anti censorship etc as a selling point will not work for the masses


if you're trying to quit a bad habit and you have some friends incetivising you not to, then you need to spend significantly less time with them/cut them off entirely for a bit, depending on how pushy they are. after a while when they see you reaping the benefits of cutting of the habit if they actually care about you they will apologise to you and maybe even stop with you, if they don't then go find yourself better company.


unfortunately "normal" people don't care about that :(


cool thanks :)


what do you recommend for coinjoins?


normal people when twitter learns everything about them "what a great feature!!😍😋💘💋🔥🎊🎉"


not good enough😔


people dont ⚡ like they used to


confirmed nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 did acc kill me😂😂😂


😂😂😂 carbon neutral term is so silly like yeh I did that but I planted some trees so in 50 years time it won'tmatterr what I did trust me😭😭


wtf when I looked at it first both queens were diagonal now they're not💀💀💀


they really said the gold is carbon neutral


take his queen


bruh I just tapped ur profile and had a seizure from ur banner 💀


I just died


teach me how to reverse search pls😂😂😂


they don't care about my trades???😐


this is my worst fear😂


good morning sir


yeah this is a great idea


just because most people are currently using the same relays doesn't mean we should encourage more people to use the same relays :) if anything I think we should have a page which uses a service such as nostr.watch and shows relays that have low ping to the user(or somethingelsee that will signify good performance. this way relays can compete based on how good they are instead of just "everyone uses this relay I will use it to" mentality.


this will lead tocentralisation though


I BEEN SAYING THIS


OK mempools are basically clear bitcoin is dead now😂😂😂😂


2/3 weeks and the mempool will clear bar any more ordinals coming out😂😂


That's great for you but if we want nostr to succeed we can't be showing child porn to new users


What other locations are there?


I'm kind of an anarchist and just going to prepare for the worst but at the same time hope it happens 😂this fiat lala land everyone has been living in needs to stop 💯


Yeah I think it will happen in our lifetimes, people underestimate how quick things can so to shit😂😂😂im certainthingss will accelerate sharply after the halving in 2028 come 2030 god knows what's gonna be going on


I don't think we're gunna need that much. I think everything will be repriced in btc and just scale from there but I could be wrong, this will be very interesting to see :)


We have millisats on lightning, I think that's what we're going to end up using


Mate imagine the sat/vb in 2136😂it will be extremely profitable


I don't drink or smoke give me 500 bitcoin mate😂😂😂😂


Are relays competing or coexisting


Legit the fan behind my monitor(I've never heard it until now) is now louder than my PC, that's how much quieter it got


And I got rid of stupid rgb fans which wouldn't turn off so leaving my PC overnight would mean my room is a rave😂😂😂


I just upgraded all my PC fans to noctua and holy shit its so quiet.


i saw some disturbing shit on global 2 months ago and legit haven't been on it since, global should not exist as it is today


What's some good watchtower services?


You should make it an add-on to eden server for like another 5k sats


Would it be changing the actual code of my lnd instance you mean?


Where would I do that?


Is it possible to disallow private channels being opened to lnd?(only allow public channels)


Honestly well done mate


Yep thank god😂😂😂


Nope, I took out the drive and booted it from my PC mobo so it hooked up to my PC's CPU and graphics card, changed what I needed to then put the drive back in the umbrel.


Happened to me yesterday


Okay node should be back up for good now👍


Down again for like another hour just testing something!


Node is back up 😁


nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj you're actually a genius, I put the nvme drive in my PC mobo and booted from it and enabled ssh on the firewall. Fix ur zap address bc ur getting 20k sats❤


Okay my node Casheass is down for hopefully only an hour or so while I try to disable this firewall😂


Even bigger legend😂😂😂


You're a legend :)


Depends on the price of course, I don't wanna have 'wasted' the stupid amount of money I spent on the umbrel which is why I havent already. If I could return it and get something else I would've already :(


No I didn't restore it I've just followed a quarter of what I used to have manually


Oh?


Yeh yeh I got scammed that's life😂😂😂


I think my one is 2tb idk if they all are though, either way not being upgradable is retarded😂


Thank you btw


OK this is smart, if I can't get a display output I will try to plug the nvme into my PC and have a look thru the files


Lnd*


I wish I did more research before buying it lol it is what it is, my lightning node is still running because everything on umbrelos runs thru docker which is ignoring ufw, but I don't think I can restart it or update anything, and I can't ssh to access my land files so I can't migrate the device either in casein have to factory reset this one, all I have access to is my channel.backup file and my seed phrase, which won't keep my channels open 😐


Umbrel*


I know😭😭this umbrella home is actually so bad I stg💀


my problem right now is the shitty umbrel home doesnt have a display output, all it has is 3 usb ports. I have ordered a usb to hdmi adapter coming later today because my thinking is i need to physically connect a display and keyboard and allow port 22? correct me if im wrong pls


im daily driving popos rn, performance is honestly great


its beautiful :)
https://m.primal.net/HMWA.png


AHAHAHAHAHAHA what a dream😭😭😭


im gunna sleep soon and hopefully wake up to a reply from umbrel, I think what's going to happen is they'll tell me I can do USB to HDMI with a good quality cable and use the terminal from there, but we will see


yeh sorry I didnt mean it wouldnt work I meant it like I wouldnt even know where to start if it was a solution, I think I worded that poorly sorry 🤣


I have no clue how that would work tbh


well I emailed umbrel I'll have a reply in the morningggg


you too whatever timezone you're in sir🤣🤣🤣


my makeshift USB to HDMI is not giving me an ouput(I doubted it would its like 4 adapters chained together) so i might have to bite the bullet and buy a USB to HDMI cable but I don't wanna spend money lol


wait thats sick, im trying to unplug my keyboard from behind my PC to plug into the umbrel without waking my family up as its 4am💀


what do you mean? I meant like the umbrel home has 3 USB ports but no HDMI port or anything so im trying to get my monitor to connect thru USB so I can access the terminal and fix the firewall settings


im trying to figure out how to get a display output from it so I can change the firewall lol


UFW*


im so fucking dumb I SSH into my umbrel home and enabled UFA and forgot to enable port 22 now I cant SSH in💀


its actually crazy🤣🤣🤣


its now 3am so I will just have some when I wake up🤣🤣


I've decided to put my node on clearnet too, I think it will help with payment speed + reliability


very very interesting icl


oh wow Apple cash is kyc now thats crazy...


the Apple card?


im hungry AF but its 2am so I dont want to eat 💀


better than grapheneos keyboard, still FOSS :) https://github.com/AnySoftKeyboard/AnySoftKeyboard


🤣🤣🤣🤣yeh you really wouldn't get anything like that anywhere else lolllll


it doesn't yet and fair enough, send me an invoice for 420 SATs tho :)


our lord and savior chatgpt didn't know😬


the Google camera app doesn't let you open any gallery app except google photos 💀come on Google that's just shit design


absolutely shitty, another reason to add to the list to never ever work for the government 🤣


dude u don't have a lightning address, this deserves ⚡⚡


thank uuuuuuu


thanks!


you're actually a legend


I STILL CANT ZAP YOU MF LET ME GIVE YOU 10K SATS ALREADY


yeh happened last in 2019? also I'm in the UK and I'm actively having to seek out this information, it's not in mainstream media at all. the BBC which are government funded have like 2 articles on it but you have to search for them to find them. very interesting


I've been looking into this all day, it's not really a government shutdown is it? just publicly funded services, but like it seems police and shit like that is still on? too many different jurisdictions man it's confusing🤣🤣🤣


I don't know how to use Photoshop 😔


yes

nostr:nevent1qqs8rx446nnxnpvjlj9wdkasdpdl2qsw3pxvjl058yj0j4986rsgqfqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygywgv4dznfe2hggvwuh2au0pjyp0muge8c3n43xmgdrlt89sj76wvpsgqqqqqqsfw69ez


What does this even mean 😭😭😭😭


Amethyst is already lagging again I've only followed 39 people😭local db couldn't come sooner


Don't fall for it duchess 🤣🤣🤣


Yes yes very sad I think I was following like close to 200 people


HEAR ME OUT NOSTR

yk how Twitter added the thing where a user can belong to an organisation and show up on their profile? Well I think thats acc a really good idea and all clients would have to do to implement that is add an extra field on ur profile linked to ur npub which just has more npubs in it.

When viewing a profile you can just have an "org" or "company" tab or something, and the client would load the profile metadata of each npub, basically showing you a list of either all or the top employees of whatever it is. I think this is a very good idea for discovery and also fighting impersonation :)


Thank you sir


On the bright side amethyst performance is now amazing because it doesn't have to load anyone's posts💀💀


This fucking guy🤣🤣🤣🤣


I know what it is but it's iOS only I think, nostur I believe


Followed again 😁


Such a sad moment🤣🤣🤣I have to look for everyone again, thanks for this link :)


AMETHYST WIPED MY FOLLOW LIST NOOOOO


Android people what are good photo viewing apps I can use? The default gallery with grapheneos I'm not liking so much, google photos without network permissions is decent but popups to sign in and backup are annoying so if I can find a better alternative that would be nice :)


They bring it on themselves though🤷🏻♂


It's actually so frustrating I've been having to find other ways to stream the content lol, won't say anymore than that🤣🤣🤣


This is great 💯


I am always connected for privacy so I can't use the service 🤣


Amazon prime actively blocks you from watching anything if you are connected to a vpn/proxy. Sooo stupid


Raw milk is absolutely great💪I have a farm I buy from here it tastes amazing and it's so good for you


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s is there a way to download damus on Mac not from the apple app store? I am using a Mac without an apple id and wanted to use damus 😀


i wanted to see whether that note would stay private or people would see it, and everyone saw it so it was good to know :D


All of them, signal main communication with anyone I can get to download it, telegram for lightning node management(bunch of people on there) discord for college studies, Whatsapp for talking to family back home who refuse to download anything else🤣


Interesting


Good to know. Does that mean my personal relay is on a list that you guys are querying every so often?


I posted this note to my personal relay only but nostr.band picked it up somehow🤨


Test


Dude habla.news is great


Cool :)


That's on iOS?


it doesn't matter who Satoshi is, ignore the noise


Some crazy utxo management going on with these low fees, interesting tx's to look at definitely


Good morning guys, hear me out the mempool will actually clear 🤣🤣🤣 we are down to 159k tx pending on mempool.space!!!


Thanks for the reply, sorry for overreacting a bit but it was a decent amount of sats stuck in the account and the message was basically just "contact support" so I hope you can understand I was just a bit stressed at the start🤣. I've moved most of it out now and won't be using the Alby account for that specific use case again so it's all good. Thank you!


I'm a bad tester😔someone got it before me🤣🤣🤣


On the path screen* the one which shows which path the payment took


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 bug with alpha 48 android, I get stuck on the payments screen with top right loading flasbing. After maybe 20/30 seconds it let's me back out. Let me know if you can't reproduce I'll file a report


Billions of dollars to fund the war in Ukraine and the US government is set to shut down on Saturday night because “funding for the federal government will run out.”

It’s all fake.


Cool cool🤙🏻


I've been working on getting some decent capacity + channels open with my lightning node after having to resetup, if you want to open a channel to me then please do :) there will be more capacity going into too, goal is a decent Tor only routing node for the plebs😁


Dude how long until you fix ur node, I keep trying to zap u bc ur working hard😭


Oh wow this shit looks good...


Cool thank you 🤙🏻


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z is it possible to get the error messages for relay connections? I am trying to debug an issue with a relay I have


Well it's ok, they will get a massive wake up call in the next decade or so🤣🤣I got a low time preference and I'm happy to wait and watch it all collapse :)


Beautiful message from my mobile banking, they're keeping me safe🥰🥰🥰

https://i.nostr.build/Ank6.jpg


Just delete and reinstall sir, performance will probably be better too


I haven't bought something that uses evri in like 9 months thank God 🤣🤣. For me it was online clothes shopping mainly


The packages that weren't delivered im convinced the drivers stole them, I think they're shit because theyre way more lax with the drivers they hire, maybe all the staff in general. I got my money back or had replacements delivered thankfully from the actual companies I ordered from. Hermes customer service is shit they don't do anything🤣


Mate I feel you, I have packages that said they were delivered and never arrived, I also have packages from 1 year ago that still say they're coming next day if I log in😭


They renamed to "evri" in the UK bc they bad such a bad reputation and they're still shit😭😭😭

If I see evri is delivering my package I expect it to be 2 days late...


Zaplocker?


Noobs guide to adding #zaps on #nostr

1) Download the Testflight App from the app store, here: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/testflight/id899247664?mt=8

2) Get the TestFlight Damus install link for the app: https://testflight.apple.com/join/CLwjLxWl

3) Click on this link: https://nostrscript.suhailsaqan.com

4) After clicking the link, you should see this screen, and press RUN -- https://image.nostr.build/afddb910478b897a8e82140cff4ee68cf46e0478334f2ae48d24d612297781cf.jpg

5) Restart Damus.

Happy Zapping. #nostr


You never know🤣


I was using them to rebalance some of my nodes lightning channels but I guess they don't want me to do that... should have a notice or something that says you can't transact in high volumes. I've got a considerable amount of sats stuck with them now, Ive emailed support and @ them here but they're taking their sweet time


Yeh I've just tested even small payments you guys have locked my sats in the account🤣💀


Cc nostr:npub1xv8mzscll8vvy5rsdw7dcqtd2j268a6yupr6gzqh86f2ulhy9kkqmclk3x


nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm @I'm trying to clean my account out and you guys are saying "transaction volume too high. Please contact support". Are you guys rugging me or what?


Followed back🤙🏻


You should change ur nip05 to _@tanel.org instead of tanel@tanel.org :)


This is good, I assume for people living in countries where the internet is mostly blocked, this will make it harder for ISP's to block access to select parts of the internet?


Just buy it all, dca is for after you put ur initial lumpsome in and you're just saving yk


They have no clue what they're talking about🤣if Bitcoin died today nostr would carry on unharmed. They technically have nothing to do with each other


I don't think anyone thinks nostr is L3 layer, nostr doesn't need Bitcoin or lighting. It's just their values go hand in hand so why not


We appreciate all the work you guys do of course 🤙🏻


Someone being toxic is like someone who is actively trying to be horrible to someone, or just plain aggressive for no reason. You tend to find a lot of that on Twitter because the algorithm boosts toxicity and so people are more toxic so they can trend and get a short high from being relevant for 2 seconds and people seeing their tweet. Here on nostr, if someone decides to be toxic they will get muted and unfollowed by a lot of people so it tends to be rare, and tbh my follows list at the moment I have absolutely none. It feels great, Twitter is the type of app you will spend a few hours on each day, at the end of the day you get into bed and reflect on what you accomplished and you will feel like the time was wasted and you didn't learn anything. Nostr is the type of place where I spend say 2.5 hours a day average on it, but I come out at the end of the day with either newly procured knowledge, or at the very least positive interactions which didn't ruin my mood or stress me out.


Context? 🤣


I agree, I haven't got the feeling of "I'm spending too much time on nostr everyday" because I only see my follows and nothing more. I have chosen to engage with this content and to be honest almost all of my follows post stuff I end up learning about so I'm gaining knowledge. It's extremely rare for me to see "toxic" interactions at the moment here on nostr so it's nice and peaceful. Feels good!


Mate my Twitter addiction transformed into a nostr addiction 💀


THE MEMPOOL WILL CLEAR


Nostr feels alive this past week for real


I think it's well priced


Stop posting boost shit


the idea of an everything protocol is fundamentally flawed and will lead to specs that are a mess to implement, lots of kludges and bad devex


I probably have to read nip65, I don't understand what you mean. Surely all notes are signed by someone? If a note tags me(like for example) it's still written by the person who liked it? If I'm not making sense just tell me to go read the nip and I will🤣


Feature🤣 do not unblock


As opposed to?


HAAHAAHHA


Immersive scrolling sucks


Sorry for spam, done now


Test


It actually is it's beautiful


interesting
https://m.primal.net/HMJB.png


My friend if you have a use for case never hesitate to buy it instead of satsz stacking sats is important but we need to think about our immediate and closeby future as well🤣you wouldn't become homeless just to stack sats instead of pay rent. Save your AWS fees and use those savings to stack more sats later on😃


I am at peak productivity after midnight every single time I don't sleep early. I just want to have this much productivity during the day🤣🤣


Yeh I think so


Are you cutting? Interested in the reasoning behind OMAD, me personally I've been doing animal based diet for just over a month now(fruits, meat, raw honey, raw milk) but it was meat only for the first 2 weeks so I can accelerate ketosis. Being in keto in general at least for me makes me feel so much better physically and my thought process and memory are much better/more efficient. I'm not sure what causes the change but lots of other anecdotal evidence about the diet removing "brain fog", I wish researchers/scientists would actually research stuff like this instesd of wasting their time doing the 27823947 other things the government tells them to do😭


Maybe there's just no route, is ur node accepting channels from Tor only? I'll open one to you


Is ur node still down? I can't zap youuu


Oh cool, is the org name damus :)


Upgrading? To what🤨


How do you accidentally slip into keto🤣what have you been eating?


#meme $boost (????) https://image.nostr.build/1dc673556be057c2d63a150fe02e4c9eac8f97baea54317e5bdae1fb474825ce.jpg


Online dating is meeting someone online and then planning to meet in person. I don't consider an online only relationship dating at all. In terms of the former, trust me the types of girls you will find on tinder are not the ones you wanna date/marry, you're much better off going out with some mates and just talking to some random girls you find good looking.


Online dating is a shitcoin🤣, if you see a good looking girl when you're out tell her your name, ask if she's single and if yes ask for her number. If the universe wants you to get a girl you will find one. The only thing online dating might be good for is hook ups so if you're into that then *maybe* download but again it's just shit, half of it is full of bots lol


Yes


I bought my GPU before becoming an open source maxi, my next GPU is amd 100%💯💯


Cool thank you, I was thinking about it for the last hour😭😭😭


nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8 is ur ai bench running Linux? Wondering if so how you could so many Nvidia cards to play nice. Nvidia + linux is the death of me😭


Okay so we have 1 shitcoin but why is everyone talking about it there's hundreds of those 🤔


and what is boost🤨


I'm offline for 2 hours and everyone is posting about prism? Wtf is it🤣


My country is retarded

nostr:nevent1qqsr9ty2ru8640xp7afpk2qp3v6q0e9zhrffkaj69rsqtnx5dj03g9qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrtgfck0cg3wqhg2rtkf2szka4vvgwnpvpv83630hzp3p240weq6yqcyqqqqqqg7nc5xy


How about both 😁


That's a biggie https://image.nostr.build/edd59db2a2db67430374d3d8e4511a8ae7f3a41dad292eefc515b29f0b4d0bda.jpg


if a relay causes app slowness that is the app’s fault


All regulation is stupid 😭


Yes🤣


Thank you, node still down can't zap :(


I saw pocket Bitcoin have an option to give them your xpub and they send to new address each time, opinions on this? I know xpub is watch only but online people were saying your private key could leak (even with HW wallet) and then all ur funds would be compromised


Much cheaper long term than vps


Cloudflare workers are cool, you can self host all your hardware 😁


What I mean though is if I'm using multiple accounts then the accounts are all mine right, there is no extra passcode on each account stopping me from just switching. So having a separate db would be much wasted space imo


1 database, I don't see anyone using multiple accounts on 1 device where they wouldn't want to let one account see the others dm's(it's the same end user so they have access anyway)


When money doesn't work people stop working. One of the non-obvious effects of persistently high price inflation is the degradation in services that are often taken for granted.

https://tftc.io/martys-bent/when-money-doesnt-work-people-stop-working/


Does splicing LN channels allow for "combining" channels? Say I have 2 channels open with the same node, would I be able to splice them together, or am I closing one, and then splicing the extras on there. Tbh that might be the same thing 🤔


based reframe

https://www.thebitcoinbugle.com/river-bans-payments-from-chase-to-try-and-mitigate-child-trafficking-and-money-laundering/


Thanks🤙🏻


Are we too reliant on GitHub?🤔


That's such a bad typo unlucky 🤣🤣🤣🤣


No way🤣


Wouldn't be needed if we had one feed with everything in it as an option, as every client should be 😌


Holy shit thank you


nostr:npub19tcpurtt6xulhw0r6sc404j9jraj0h8me2lzs7z2tqewz7l0hpas59nlea I am trying to upgrade to spark/prime and it keeps saying "you have 1 pending transaction" and not letting me


I think a toggle would be best 😀


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z why is swipe home page now disabled instead of being a setting🤦🏻♂ I swipe all the time


How are you using nostr as an RSS reader? I would be interested in doing this too


Paid


Node and relay down for the next 5 hours, sorry.


ISP doing maintenance for the next 6 hours :(


🥱 https://i.nostr.build/vg8P.jpg


It worked 🙌🏻


SimpleX Chat v5.3 is released – with new desktop app and local file encryption!

Also in this release:
- group improvements.
- simplified incognito mode
- better app responsiveness, stability and 40% reduced memory usage.
- new privacy settings: show last messages & save draft.

Added 6 new interface languages thanks to our users - Arabic, Bulgarian, Finnish, Hebrew, Thai and Ukrainian.

Read more: https://simplex.chat/blog/20230925-simplex-chat-v5-3-desktop-app-local-file-encryption-directory-service.html

Downloads page: https://simplex.chat/downloads/

#privacy #security #messenger


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 there needs to be an option to enable public channels by default when I open a channel, I keep forgetting to change it because it's hidden in advanced and have to close the channel I just opened and redo it😭


I am testing out pocket Bitcoin for the first time and my bank app changed the reference and got rid of the spaces 🤦🏻♂I don't think it will detect automatically now🤣🤣🤣


Yes I do agree, I think unfortunately what's going to end up happening is driving your own personal car will become almost impossible in central cities, for the very reason that there isn't enough for both. In London congestion charges are getting more expensive and emissions charges in central cities are growing too. Making it very uneconomical for 75% of drivers to go in or out of the city. The question is does having only buses + taxis fix the issues you raise? Probably not🤷🏻♂still the same vehicle problem imo. We will see I guess!


If proper infrastructure is in place then cars do not make it harder to walk/cycle. The problem is city planning is so poor and inefficient that most neighborhoods tend to be optimised for one or the other, almost never both. And space is a very finite resource when it comes to central big cities so you can never claim the space for both once it's already been built like that, this causes compromises to be made unfortunately.


nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj how do you self host your own bolt 12 address 🤨


SimpleX > signal > whatsapp


Fiat price always drops when micro strategy buys🤣


Gm, no it doesn't, sweat consists of water and salt.

But still, workout it's good for you.


https://pocketbitcoin.com/

I missed the ln part sorry


Relai.app ?


Tidal also disallows some well known VPN ip's, I've had to switch the server I'm using multiple times just to be able to connect. Mainly noticed this on the desktop app.


Feels good to be zapping with NWC from my own node again😌


Thank you🤙🏻


I’m bullish on #Bitcoin because there is no second best.


How hard would it be to make an internal TOR interface so embedded node can connect to TOR only nodes without orbot? This would allow me to open a private channel and use embedded instead of main node for spending 🙌🏻


it wont be empty but maybe it will clear up a little, maybe get rid of those shitty ordinals still stuck lol


Good thing I switched to android 😎


NWC for embedded node


Swimming and resetting up my node after it bricked and I lost all my channels🤣🤣🤣🤣


sarcasm on the internet is hard


If someone said this to me I would die where I am standing


Damn I thought lnd channel recovery would keep channels open, but it just tries to coop close instead of force close :( so many tx fees lost😭

At least it's better than all force closes


Is the mempool actually clearing ⁉⁉⁉ mempool.space has 391k pending down from 640k


https://m.primal.net/HLuc.png

THE LAST 2% TAKES AGESSSS


If you can't criticize your favorite influencer or give your opinion for fear of upsetting someone, sorry, but you're not ungovernable.


Bedair.me

Does this render ok for you


Update: it looks fine on Firefox but is messed up on chromium


Any web designers know why in my local preview (right) it's showing how I want but when I push to GitHub pages(left) it's all messed up? #asknostr

https://i.nostr.build/jzrV.jpg


this gave me the creeps LOL


New pfp but I look so serious 🤣🤣🤣


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 when I click a link and get redirected to my browser and go back to the app, the redirect popup remains. I feel like better UX would be to dismiss the popup

https://i.nostr.build/rgxj.jpg


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z this is way too much nesting 😭,  also when I go to @ someone sometimes they don't come up, I have to come out of the draft, search their name first so they're cached then write the whole note again because the draft didn't save.

https://i.nostr.build/Rqkn.jpg


https://i.nostrimg.com/5122ab2bac240de8c05aa9aa35ceaab23f8b1ccf80d87db7e114d77fdbd85697/file.jpg
#meme #memes #funny


Not anytime soon, they're planning to START putting these chips in automotive industry 2/3 years from now minimum, it'll be a while. Exciting though to potentially have fully open source hardware + software


He's a major motivation of mine, one of the reasons I'm getting in shape. He's sick


David Goggins is an impressive human being. I have major respect for people like him.


When you send your first big Bitcoin transaction

https://image.nostr.build/801b380e8c8fd8c3df72eae26c7c9286da5139c8f9564b4e5c33a1b6802d4147.jpg


Spread the suffering🤣🤣🤣🤣


This is stressful to imagine


nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg something happened which rbf'ed my close with slightly more fees(can't complain this is what I wanted) but I was looking for more info on what actually happened 🤔

https://i.nostr.build/dPvD.jpg


Hello everyone!

There are some #news from [LNBiG](https://lnbig.com/):

The number of nodes of the #LNBiG network will soon be reduced from 25 nodes to 7 ones. For more than a month, the opening of channels has been working only from/to 7 nodes. The list of active nodes is visible in the ["Our nodes"](https://lnbig.com/#/our-nodes) section. #LightningNetwork


Protip for noobs: mute instead of feeding trolls


Alright bro sounds good I'll hopefully be back up tomorrow and I'll dm you 😁


Hahahaha hellooo🤙🏻


Yeh it won't be done until I wake up tomorrow, that'll be 2 days downtime total. We will seeee


I wonder how many people have force closed channels with me😭

https://i.nostr.build/EqWn.jpg


That's the beginning of UNIX time standard, so sometimes if something isn't working it will default to that value🤣


I kept having issues with Haskell cabal stuff


I believe they are reworking how the protocol works with groupchats to fix the issues you mentioned, something about not everyone direct connecting and having like a handful of "moderators" which messages will be relayed through. But definitely server side they need to rewrite that. They used Haskell lol they should've used scala if they wanted functional programming. It's so much better


Dude simplex server is overly complicated to setup and maintain, they need to simplify that shit so we can decentralise


If you need a 30 minute weekend project to upgrade your freedom 🫡

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Simplex notifications work fine for me?


Dude that's sick🤣🤣🤣


What a legend🤣


What was the cause of the problem🤔


What's a very good PC case with 0 RGB, ATX mobo


What if I told you we live in the only timeline


65 min no block 😭


Jurrasic park is pretty pg


Hear me out:

Fat, sick, depressed and scared people are more obedient, addictive and justify more money/debt creation.


I've always suspected that humans who talk about AI superintelligence do not understand what intelligence is. They imagine a linear scale (because of this apparently measurable thing called I.Q.) and just extend it, and talk in terms of super high I.Q.s.  But I'm pretty sure intelligence doesn't work that way.  I think intelligence is just an amalgum of thousands of very independent highly refined capabilities and that there is no such thing as generalized intelligence. We don't see them as separate capabilities because there was no evoluationary pressure to do so.  The upshot of that is that human intelligence is very specific to our biology and what natural selection made us, and artificial intelligence modelled off of human intelligence isn't something that can do much beyond what we already do (other than speed of processing).  Anyhow, roughly, that has always been my take.


HARD AGREE


People still really haven't appreciated how bad the car thing is. Or the phone thing. They think they do, but they don't. The full range of capabilities has yet to be used routinely — companies and states are both trying to keep it beneath the waterline. The public is intended to be unsure what it is that they're looking at, and why it matters. It is the news report playing in the background of a disaster movie. It is the half-glimpsed monster from a horror reel — implied, but never fully shown.

History is still going to look back at this period with enormous bewilderment that we did not do more to stop what is coming. The signs were there.

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2022: 🇺🇸 US Senator Bob Menendez says El Salvador adopting #Bitcoin opens doors to money laundering and corruption.

2023: Menendez indicted for corruption, accepted $580,000 bribe in cash and gold bars.

Poetic. https://image.nostr.build/5bd4ba3dad7ee4fed7626223b39bd3546e58e880bbe5e398c70794e89fa3a3fa.jpg


bUT The cO2 eMIsSioNs‼‼‼

😭😭😭😭


My node bricked this morning💀


Thank you sir


who do you think will rug first😂wos or alby


Since when😭


Just woke up at 3am BC my body thought why not😭😭😭


Cries in android😂😂😂


Family groupchat is now on signal✅i actually hadn't used it before the ui is very nice


Ah yes, it happens when I switch from LNDhub to embedded node on balance panel


Interesting its a rare bug😂😂😂


It seems to be fixed actually, sorry for the false alarm. It happened once after I updated but then I force closed and it hasn't happened since, sorry!!


It won't, just a security fix. Defo update it seems important


I did it and the effective rate is now 17.1 so its a bit better thanks 😂😂😂


Whats the best way to host a bolt 12 address for my node? I own a domain but I would like to use it for displaying a website AND hosting bolt12 so it needs to do both


Ohhh that's helpful I'll try that👍


Just leave it overnight it's reconfiguring the file system. Big updates are always better after a day, rn ur phone is doing intense cardio and it can't breathe


Ahhh okay thank you


Came out Monday, already 17.0.1 to fix the bug along with 16.7 seems serious


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z 0.77.7 giving me persistent notification dot on notification icon bottom right


And iOS 16 both have an update


Does it support connecting to TOR only nodes?(from embedded)


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 just so you know the app still freezes when switching nodes on build45


Ahhh I see, thanks😁


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 do I need btc in the embedded node on chain just to be able to connect peer?

https://i.nostr.build/oVwk.jpg


At least I'm helping out others😂😂thank you for explaining though!!


Thanks for the feedback, out of curiosity what decides the fee rate


YES PLS


nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg I just tried to close a channel and it didn't give me a choice of fee rate, it picked 13.1 sat/vB, that's gunna take weeks. Should be able to choose no?


will definitely play around with it, appreciate all the work you do 😄


I have no use for a nostr.build account but I just made one to support the devs🤣🤣


I don't think you will have to do a L1 tx to get L2 and up working in the future, I really think you'll be surprised at the innovation that can happen in the next 10 years.


UK Parliament trying hard to shut down Russell Brand these days. Guilty until proven innocent as usual...
https://i.nostr.build/8e9z.png

Rumble answer:
https://i.nostr.build/jzA9.png


The way I see it is the base layer will only be used be extremely wealthy individuals and big organisations such as central banks, it's too valuable for the regular person to need it. Regular people will transact on L2 and L3 layers hell maybe even L4 we don't know what things'll look like 10/20 years from now.


"Bitcoin itself cannot scale to have every single financial transaction in the world be broadcast to everyone and included in the block chain. There needs to be a secondary level of payment systems which is lighter weight and more efficient." -Hal Finney, Dec 2010


You don't need a separate computer or a lot of space to run a bitcoin node.

You can install Bitcoin core on your day to day computer/laptop and prune it to only take up a few GB.

This allows you to broadcast transactions to the chain without relying on someone else's node.

Please do this if you don't already.


Okay I agree it's not a financial system itself it's a system which facilitates micropayments on Bitcoin which is itself the financial system. But out of curiosity what issues do you think having a bigger blocksize will fix?


5 years is extremely early for a financial system brother💯


Just as Bitcoin itself is scarce with 21m coins only, blocksize should also be scarce, with every halving giving less and less Bitcoin to miners we need incentives for new miners to pop up which helps with decentralisation, tx fees are one such thing which would be way too cheap if blocksize were larger.

If it's possible to build L2 and L3 as we are seeing is possible and is very feasible then you shouldn't mess with things that can have unrealised consequences. There's a reason Bitcoin cash is worthless compares to Bitcoin.


Lightning is good, and it's literally so early. Look at lightning 5 years ago compared to today. Lightning 5 years from now will be a different beast


🫡

https://image.nostr.build/6671ce9f3d3060ad77ee275bfaa9514f8c2f7006a54621dc5c44cb72d00adb1d.jpg


you need to go to the sauna after bro


Yeh 100% health is always number 1 priority, but imagine everyone wanted to be healthy and they made healthy foods at scale then everyone would be winning! The world is in a sad place right now


I just spent £96 on a week and half worth of meat and fruits😭


Healthy food is so expensive 😔


Immigrants will in general do better in this depression than the Americans that have been here for several generations. The survival instinct hasn’t been bred out of them like these useful idiots


When I was a kid I used to think adults understood how the world worked but now I realize most ppl are just winging it and are basically slaves that have tyrannical tendencies


You should add support for login with a signing app such as amber and then I will use this also :)


Material possessions may provide momentary satisfaction, but lasting fulfillment comes from financial freedom and the power to pursue your dreams.


GOOD MORNINGGGGGGG


OKAY NOSTR I SHOULDVE SLEPT AN HOUR AGO GN‼‼


I wonder if the og post actually said that😭


I check it too much bro🤣🤣🤣


Confidence comes from competence


That's what Ima try get them on tomorrow 🤣wish me luck


REAL


My plan is tomorrow explain to them how i'd much rather use signal but they might tell me to fuck off because they will think it's like simplex🤣 I love simplex but it's still early days for the "regular user" unfortunately


Give it a go :)


My family are sick of using simplex after 2 weeks saying it's very buggy :(

They want to move the group chat to WhatsApp💀


You got told to vote by a streaming service 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I been saying Spotify is a shitcoin use tidal‼‼‼


HAHAHAHA


This gets a zap🤣🤣🤣


Thank you sir🤣🤣🤣


How do you get these pics you always post them🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thanks😁


Need to get abs first🤣🤣


I need like 1 year workout arc lose my 20% body fat down to 11/12, long ass hair so impractical when sweating during a run or while swimming. I'll get them back eventuallyyy


Before vs after😭😭😭

https://image.nostr.build/cf2065d89e222377f9e00818d0e5ec6fe0a90cc46f10cae4a2bfd8420a622035.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/e5da45e7e191bcbe292744f6bcce243f9704cf398ea3a344dcaa0213e0592843.jpg


Yes this is true, thank you :)


Bitcoin ATM's are illegal in UK Lol


I don't know of anywhere I can get p2p Bitcoin in the UK🤷🏻♂🤷🏻♂


I actually cut all my hair off yesterday it's gone but thank you I guess🤣🤣🤣


Yeh but again it's not like gold yk they can't just take it, they can't prove you've got it. I see your point though and like I said I do agree with you p2p is obviously best


The government cannot prove you are currently holding the Bitcoin even if you don't coin join, you can just claim you gave it away, spent it, or lost it. It's literally impossible for them to prove otherwise. I agree buying p2p is the best but it's extremely difficult to buy p2p in the UK for example. Also if you're never planning to sell your btc like I am then they can't tax you on it, and again if they try to make an unrealised gains tax just say you lost it or gave it away


You can also do a coin join which will make the Bitcoin non kyc, they won't be able to trace it back to you. Look up coin joins


https://image.nostr.build/c23e3536dbfa6603bcc7977a06d63ff518447333fe4ead0b6f373b122f502c06.jpg  nostr:note1u8hsat0lc0786dn6t70j6seakqv5q7cx98h5y6dn6wpfjjxa3p6ssxc4cg


Demolished

https://image.nostr.build/cc177dce60260fa6803867a9e188dd817277a6adf845dbf41093663f0b7d24e0.jpg


NEWS: Rumble has refused to comply with the UK parliament's request to stop Russell Brand from earning money through his channel. #rumble https://image.nostr.build/cb8dc3bf8f2992aa63520e41883619295032dc26b98e684e25b79a85f4323b55.jpg https://image.nostr.build/aa292d40eb9ab0ee8e11b296b93feb71650e09062910b4ddcffe2f8f7ee9c81a.jpg


WARNING: the lnbits.semisol.dev mint will be rugged soon (NOT nuts.semisol.dev)
withdraw your funds in the next 7 days


Ahhhh okay I shall fix that, thank u!!


Do you actually feel any symptons or did they just tell you your white blood count is low? Also how high are creatine and iron bc they're both good for you


psyop tier list

https://image.nostr.build/ccf30359f131b499f4593cddc864a093f07fcd217b2cc03edcbd9816976d5079.jpg


3rd year uni work already a pain😭😭😭


Stop💀


Yeh we gunna need to fork to quantum resistant encryption at some point🤣🤣


Brave is a shitcoin company though😭


My future dream land


#asknostr

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Is it possible to use PoW on the web similar to how tor has implemented it to get rid of captchas?


nostr:npub1acg6thl5psv62405rljzkj8spesceyfz2c32udakc2ak0dmvfeyse9p35c why does the gossip client put a line thru my nip05? I'm sure I have it setup correctly. It displays ok on other clients


Thank you😁


Thanks🤙🏻


Update: it seems I've paid the invoice 2 times now so 4000 sats and it's just stuck on preparing backup🥲


Fiat slave


nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj I paid for https://new.nostryfied.online/ and then closed the tab and went back on and when I input my npub it asks for another payment. Is checking backup status not ready yet


I agree with you


Nostr = use multiple apps, putting nsec in each app means more points of failure :)


Zapped with mutiny ;)


Cc nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg


nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr any plans to add support for sign in with a signing app on Android like the new amber app? I'd feel much better using a signer than putting my own nsec in


Dude nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg has gotten so good with nostr contacts and now budgets 😍moving some sats in and will probably use it as my spending wallet for now🤙🏻


Ungoogled chromium browser

Mullvad leta search engine is great if you use mullvad vpn


Dude that's sick


Thank God because I switched over and I miss your design language so much🤣🤣🤣


Imagine that was actually someone's name you just deatroyed his ego🤣🤣🤣


Preface to todays latest release:

"The September releases of AOSP and the stock OS came out on 2023-09-18 and are incorporated into this release. Unusually, they still set the patch level to 2023-09-01 despite having all listed patches for 2023-09-05 for some of the devices such as the Pixel 6 and Pixel 7. We left the listed patch level alone to avoid delaying the release for aesthetic reasons while we figured out where it could be raised due to delayed Qualcomm firmware patches. We shipped 2023-09-01 in our much earlier 2023090600 release but this is the official September release from AOSP and the stock OS rather than just applying the Android Security Bulletin backports to Android 13.

The strange timing and inclusion of only a single patch (Mali GPU kernel driver fix) in the September Pixel Update Bulletin is due to Android 14 being scheduled for this month but delayed to October. The Pixel Update Bulletin for Android 14 will include a large number of recommended AOSP security patches and many hardware related patches, neither of which will be backported to Android 13, so we've already put a significant effort into porting to Android 14 via our limited early access to the source code. We aim to have our Android 14 port available as soon as possible after the stable release is published due to the importance for security. It's unfortunate we don't have full access to the sources in advance like Android partners, but we've had access to more than we usually do this year and for longer due to the delay.

We've also included additional Mali GPU kernel driver patches and a libwebp patch in this release, similar to the kernel.org LTS patches we ship on a regular basis many months before Android. We'll do more of this in the future as our resources and partnerships grow, but we don't have much ability to ship firmware patches earlier until there's hardware built to run GrapheneOS."

https://grapheneos.org/releases#2023091800


Amazon one....

Oh boy

https://image.nostr.build/8c0887553df6eda9ca7f8f7a6603cc5116653320db7c41ebf2b3d4a14034efde.jpg


Honestly so crazy I thought it was fake but I just verified the link🤦🏻♂


There’s nothing wrong with Twitter going paid only.

You just can’t call yourself a public town square anymore.

It’s a paid social media app, that’s all.

Nostr will happily work towards taking over the role of open public communication 🫡


I’m convinced history will remember the 20th century thru now to ? as the period of the American Empire.

They don’t think of themselves in imperial terms, but the existence of the empire will be obvious when it collapses, the absence of the thing making the thing apparent


Success doesn’t come to those who wish for it.
It comes to those who work consistently for it, even when they don’t feel like it.


Why do we have dedicated search relays instead of existing relays adding support for nip50?


Testing blaster relay


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z whenever I press the login with amber button the app instantly crashes


It's suddenly fixed now🤨


So it is down? Or is this sattire🤣🤣🤣I still have that error but I don't have the message sorry


Ah okay maybe lndhub itself needs an update that will pass a boolean value whether the wallet enables on chain or not🤔


Also switching from Alby back to embedded node gets the app stuck on this screen(android) and I have to force close and load again for app to continue working

https://image.nostr.build/7fc9690b00b1c23d9d50b2e5ef52237db33b6760ddb038de36275f55ee4f37a9.jpg


Another thing, when I'm connected to alby's Lndhub obviously an onchain balance isn't possible, could the onchain part in this ss be hidden?

https://image.nostr.build/72906e8bdda24c9462caa3ce21e9905c742ec5589460bb6ea234b972057e40f6.jpg


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 the error message above the invoice shows up while I'm connected to Alby, should only show up on embedded I assume?

https://image.nostr.build/6b831d42fc8a0d15299c425df030190a6839faa8b5363b23884968be78d22f5e.jpg


Thank you!!


I don't have Twitter and stupid Elon won't let me view anything without an account now, could someone do me a favor and ss the gputopia account? I'd like to see if they've tweeted anything about the downtime. Thanks!


I'm not sure how to check logs for anything on amethyst, I can't see anything regarding it


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj my amethyst client is claiming my connection with Eden has 1 error, is this related to gift wrap events? Because I am missing some dm's from the Eden relay regarding payments etc. Isn't amethyst backwards compatible with old dm implementation?


I wonder if seed oils in animal feed is digested fully or passed on to the fat in the eggs / milk / meat 🤔 #permies #asknostr


THIS IS TRUE

nostr:nevent1qqswmzd33s2nxve33jqxyhuq0sz33zw2m4flzhccz9dmyvmdj03ssagppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsguse269xnj4wsscaew4mc7rygzlhc3j03r8tzdks687kwtp9a5ucrqsqqqqqp02z4gs


nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj is Eden down?


Logged into amethyst with amber!! No nsec entered in app😁


Introducing Bill Maeda 🤙 https://v.nostr.build/EGZo.mov


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z can you make an onlyzaps mode which removes reaction button and mutes reaction notis for us please 👉🏻👈🏻


ZAP THIS NOTE


If you want a video step by step guide on how to setup a strfry relay on your home computer without exposing your IP (using cloudflare)...

Zap this note.

If it gets at least 250,000 sats, I'll do it.

All sats will be donated to @OpenSats at the end and I will match whatever you zap, up to 1,000,000 sats.

Closes 24 hours from now.


More clients should broadcast the note you’re replying-to to your write relays. Helps with decentralization and note propagation. This is similar to the concept of making sure to quote the thing you’re replying to in emails.

You could go further and broadcast the entire reply chain if you wanted even better propagation.


Slowly transitioning to an animal basee diet now after doing carnivore for about a month, will probably stick with the animal based diet for the foreseeable future since I feel amazing 🤣


EU Parliament Passed DAC8: Crypto Service Providers Will Have to Report All Transaction Information on EU Clients

Crypto service providers and operators will have to report on all transactions involving EU clients, effective Jan. 1, 2026.

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/eu-parliament-dac-8-surveillance/


I don't have Twitter anymore and don't follow news🤣, whys is btc fiat price pumping rn?


IMHO dms shouldn't exist on nostr, someone should integrate simplex into all social nostr clients and use that for dms. Relays handling dms is stupid


So does anyone actually use an antivirus?


Yummy blister 😋, I have to miss swimming training today because of it🙄🙄🙄

https://image.nostr.build/e1d084c93ef1953936dbae1dd3632f3a4e75aa7db2f1bec938561b0645cd59b7.jpg


👾 #bitcoin will save us 🧡!

#ProBitcoin 🙋♀
#ProFreedom 🙋♀ https://image.nostr.build/da65f16594b5bcdcbe9e119059f1c59bff2d98707dc44f2ef19edb9a66cc06dd.jpg


What do you think of coldcard?


Better to have no heroes, but we only human so eyes open


Zbd is a shitcoin


what’s the most awkward conversation you’ve ever had with a cashier? https://i.nostr.build/05R0.jpg


 https://image.nostr.build/fd57f775893d88d8b3294210a792c1430b91eee8beb6b7492a8e48406b038824.jpg
Current #Bitcoin block: 808,167
Estimated day of #halving: 25 Apr 2024 19:33:01 UTC
#meme #memes #memestr


The photos aren't actually uploaded to damus they're uploaded to a website called nostr.build off the top of my head I think they do but you should head to the website and read their info to double check :)


I shall watch this per ur recommendation :)


the kindest people are in the countries with travel advisories


Steak ANYTIME brother


Severance is such a good series I can't wait for season 2


I find it so intriguing, guess we will see


By the way all fibres actually do is create gasses in your intestines which trick you into thinking they're helping you digest since the gasses are forced out of your body and so bring the food in front of it with it. If you want better actual digestion you should cut out things like gluten which promote a leaky gut and cause undigested food to disolve into your blood and create inflammation all over your body. So to summarise fibres aren't good for you and they give you the illusion that eating foods bad for your digestion is actually okay because you just "weren't having enough fibre" :)


I wonder if they will still be around when it does finally get decoded


+1🤣🤣🤣


GOOD MORNING


gm ☕🤙😂 https://v.nostr.build/EGgK.mov


I was too young to know about cicada, I only found out about it earlier this year, what do you think that was all about?


I feel so much better 😁


It splashed on my right foot also, one of my pans is so old and deformed I need to change it🤣


Burnt myself pretty bad yesterday 😔

https://image.nostr.build/ccc073bad8a434ed0697bfcd2c16bbd3ce124c43d735c9b312db8e292803f363.jpg


Pretty heavy use, say 5-10 notes sent and a lot of refreshing


Maybe she convinced him to do it, it's always the mums


Zeus joined the dark side 😔


TIL you can't transfer files bigger than 4.3gb with FAT32


Also nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z my amethyst is really smooth and quick when it first loads, then like an hour or so later it gets really slow and laggy then crashes then goes back to quick again, I assume it's using too much memory and not clearing


Oh interestinggg, thank you :)


nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z have you had a look at nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s's nostrdb? Do you have any plans to integrate it or something similar to amethyst🤔


Let's hope not!


Hahhahahaha, can't complain tbough 😁


I thought matata was a guy🤣


Try dm me I'll verify


A


if you cant beat fear, do it scared


Gputopia.ai is sick!!


When SEC finally approves a spot Bitcoin ETF… 😅 https://image.nostr.build/566f1b12954cc2ee9183b973f2890d7b0653a2fdadca2aa0c5228b17c8e70be0.jpg


Bangkok Police huge W 🫡
https://video.nostr.build/377515d075f6dcb71960db38566af4719b872f6f0b2d213546c018096e1010d4.mp4


Maybe, but it doesn't matter :)

Bitcoin will evolve into something Satoshi never envisioned probably, for better or for worse. The world is very different today than it was when Hal died, rest in peace.


Satoshi is dead


Twitter\X is dead

If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to convince you -
Satoshi Nakamoto


Higher quality audio files, especially now they're moving to FLAC which is open source and great quality. They give a higher cut to artists and the new music the algorithm promotes is slightly skewed against smaller artists as well(I think so anyway from my experience) so it's still same genre you like but you get to listen to songs your friends haven't heard but still good so you can show them, also supporting the smaller artists thru that. IMHO Spotify as a company is a shitcoin who use buzzwords like AI to increase their profits🤣🤣 I tried their AI DJ and it sucked imo


Dude why are you so aggressive 🤣🤣🤣why do you think tools were invented?


Tidal > Spotify


I hate it being that hot I'm thankful I live in a colder climate🤣🤣enjoy though!!


Days are getting shorter and colder for me🤣


Todos los países en la actualidad se dirigen hacia el comunismo, solo tienes que ver la cantidad de impuestos recaudados que en muchos ya pasa del 50% del pib.

Así que en la actualidad el comunismo/socialismo esta mas vivo que nunca, los estados son mas poderosos que nunca y recaudan más que nunca.

Confundes la palabra capitalismo con lo que hay en la actualidad que es mercantilismo.

Capitalismo = Libertarismo

Mercantilismo = Asociacionismo de los poderosos con el estado, de ahi que exista esa concentración de capitales en pocas manos.


It will inevitably


Amethyst 0.76.1 seems to be much smoother!


NO ONE IS REPLYING SO IMA HELP OUT


Delete this


Mexican authorities have released evidence that human levitation is now possible.

The evidence:
https://media.tenor.com/x9Q26sA16eUAAAAd/floating-levitating.gif


I always thought that being sovereign meant to "go it alone" to not "depend" on anyone, to build a life without any points of failure. Since joining this network my defintion has changed. My family comes first, and then the next most important thing for me is community; a community that is more than the sum of its parts. A community that has a purpose that is far greater than any one individual. I too am thankful.


Capitalism is like a distributed network (bitcoin).

Socialism is like a centralized network (central bank).


Bro the PFP💀


I wouldn't use it, prefer eu areas


Twitter just launched verification with government ID❌❌❌


I think there should be a setting where looking through a thread uses the authors relays, not yours. Gossip implemented this and it works great


The mainstream pushes the absurd notion that people who have earned value and want to keep it, are a detriment to society, but counterfeiters who contribute nothing and buy up all of our resources, are doing a noble deed by consuming everything on our behalf & protecting us from the dangerous, everyday prudent saver.

#fiat is such an obvious scam when you break it down to its core concepts.


Yeah I like NFTs

Non fake tits


I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


He didn't even try to make it the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


"healthier than olive oil"💀


They convinced us that being balls deep in debt and having no savings is good to stimulate the economy, and without inflation the economy will collapse

It's all bullshit (not the nostr kind)

These people fucking hate you


Most people overestimate what they can do in a week and underestimate what they can do in a decade.


Yes most likely


good morning :)


Nostr is not an everything protocol.
Please stop trying to do what SimpleX already does but worse in both privacy and security aspects


Yes that's what's going to happen if I can't convince them, I am not using SMS for everyday messages lol


Some of my friends are refusing to download anything else to message me and are expecting to use SMS as a main point of contact...


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 can I use your lsp in mutiny?


Those people are anti-human psychos, will say anything to align with the corpo strategy. If they think they can get more fiat with “green” utopia they gonna push the psychosis on their customers as long as it’s beneficial to them. It won’t be in a long run, but fiat companies dont think long term.


The future will be planned, developed and run by men and women with guts who build and invest in companies that build the future. This has always been true. Open Source is not a cult or a hat you can wear while you gush on a “Podcast” or hide in a ghetto echo chamber.

History shows that Closed Source Software can dominate because the public has no interest in “Open Source”, and most advocates for it can’t put aside their pride to push companies that refuse to pander to infantilism and nonsense.

Winning in the market means embracing the rules of the market; that means promoting the good guys if you have a voice, not just Virtue Signalling to your audience. It means building companies and serving people, not just talking about it endlessly. Thankfully there are a handful of men and women who understand this and who are making the sacrifices required so that others can claim success for other people’s work.

This is true in Bitcoin obviously. No one cares that it is Open Source, and if a closed source copy comes to market that harms consumers, “CBDCs”, just as Micro$oft dominated, CDBCs will dominate…but don’t feel bad; fanboys will post on Nostr from their Windows laptops that “THE OPEN SAUCE REVOLUTION IS COMING!”.

People who refuse to promote Bitcoin companies but cheer on the names of the tools and philosophies and who refuse to invest in companies are the sort of person you should strive not to be, if you want to see the problems Bitcoin was written to fix get solved. And by the way, those problems can be solved by closed source tools; it’s a safe bet that most of the people drooling over Open Source and requiring it for their tools are not developers and can’t write “Hello World” in C.

SOMEBODY has to be realistic
SOMEBODY has to face the problems head on
SOMEBODY has to take things seriously
SOMEBODY has to stop playing to the peanut gallery

Make sure that somebody is YOU.


Our phones spy on us
Our cars spy on us
Our software spies on us
Our stores spy on us
Our social media spies on us
Our credit cards spy on us
Our banks spy on us
Our internet providers spy on us
3 letter agencies spy on us

We could do with less spying.


Dude obtanium app on Android is so good, can just fetch FOSS direct from each dev or GitHub if they don't host it.


If you run an lnproxy relay please shut it down ASAP (two SIGINTs with Ctrl-C) and wait for an update.


Is this the new dm protocol or is there more to it?


Once they bust the aliens out, you know fiat is on its last legs.

Tick tock. #Bitcoin


this is golden


As a member and representative of the male community, that in general there’s a right balance to be hit (which can definitely depend on the individuals), meaning that when a girl is too mysterious and playing incredibly hard to get, then eventually the guy gets bored and moves on.

The same can also be true on the other extreme of spectrum for some, as in the girl is really upfront and leaves nothing for the guy to fascinate about, then the guy gets bored and moves on.

I personally find it the best if it ends up being a continuous back and forth, making it like kind of a fun game between the two, which also helps spice up the relationship and keep it exciting


instead of trying to discriminate by sex or age for voting have you tried discriminating by who can see through the government’s bullshit and who just follows whoever will give them the most money in the form of tax cuts etc


By the way a use case I have which isn't supported is pasting an image directly, instead of just importing it from photo library. Not sure how hard it would be to make it so when an image is pasted it's uploaded to nostr.build


AHAHAHAHAH


authentic engagement vs needing to feel like you need to game an algorithm to be heard nostr:note1ynr55g930lp4acaxy5fxqj232xmvmdfepmvx7hjgkzzfle0fc4yqg3ylgd


It's really nice for me to read through this thread and see that I'm not the only one who used to be retarded🤣no offence to anyone else of course! But my point is back when I first got into "crypto" Bitcoin was an afterthought and I was just looking for a quick bag, it seems a few others started off like that before learning fully about Bitcoin and understanding the value of hard money. I'm happy we are all going through this journey together, and I hope we can continue to learn and improve our knowledge every single day :)


Watching my self hosted mempool when I'm bored might be one of the most sad but fun things to do🤣🤣🤣🤯


Thanks for the info :)


I think it's beautiful not to be anxious over things like follower count on here, post good things and you'll get more engagement it's simple and beautiful


Thank you for sharing, just watched


Good morning🫡I wanted to ask you this because I couldn't find any info online, when Google releases a major new update like say android 14 next month, how long does it normally take you guys to push to stable? Also when you add new security features do you add them whenever you want or do you line them up with major aosp releases like 14?


nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr wen next android build? xoxoxo


Sell it, buy an even cheaper PC for $50, stack sats with the rest

Ppl pay too much for MacBooks and offer no advantage for a node over a much cheaper pc

Imho


These look amazing, thank you sir!!


Oh my god these look sick!! Thank youuuuu


The point still stands where is the laptop 🤣


Dude I can't find any good laptops with a 120hz OLED screen that I could buy and flash Linux on


You'll often see charts or visuals illustrating the depreciation of the $USD over time, normalized to $1.00, of which I occasionally share myself.

However, there's an important caveat: these visuals rarely account for short-term yields. Displayed below is the purchasing power of $1, adjusting for annual CPI inflation (in red) versus the purchasing power of $1 accounting for 1-year Treasury yields less annual CPI inflation (in blue), starting from 1962

Notice anything?

The purchasing power of $1 from 1962 to the present equates to $1.85 when accounting for 1-year Treasury yields and inflation. Meanwhile, adjusting for inflation alone leaves you with just $0.10 of purchasing power.

Quite the massive difference.

However, there's more nuance to consider:

1) Let's separate the data into distinct eras,

From 1962 to start of 2009:
- Average annual inflation: 4.40%
- Average 1y yields: 6.22%
- Average difference: +1.82%
Real gains in purchasing power.

From 2009 to Present:
- Average annual inflation: 2.34%
- Average 1y yields: 1.00%
- Average difference: -1.34%
Real losses in purchasing power.

2) The data doesn't include the 1940s where financial repression massively devalued the USD to erode real debt burdens (the data I quickly threw together only went back to 1962) in the post war period.

3) Why 2009 for the change in eras? What has changed? If the U.S. can just pay a nominally higher yield than the inflation rate in perpetuity, are the fiat doomers really just delusional?

In my view:

- Positive real yields can be sustained with a clean balance sheet. It's feasible for the government to pay creditors a positive real interest rate when real debt burdens are low, demographics are booming, and the global GDP is exploding as the world industrializes.

- With Debt to GDP meaningfully > 100% and other tailwinds reversing, this is no longer the case. Post GFC and the introduction of ZIRP + QE to facilitate "growth", has the positive real yield era behind us, at least until real debt burdens have been eroded - which will take either explosive real growth, or a steady dose of inflation above yields, debasing creditors in the process.

The Bottom Line: The reality is that the average/median American individual or family often doesn't have much disposable income to capture such yields. The ones that do, benefit; and the ones that don't are the ones that pay for it.

When you look at charts showing record wealth disparity, or are wondering why the political landscape is more polarized than ever, keep this chart in mind.

Fiat inflation didn't bother the investor class from for forty years as yields outpaced inflation. Currency devaluation wasn't felt in the slightest by this cohort, they didn't just escape the devaluation, but outpaced it significantly.

Now, with Debt to GDP levels domestically and globally near record levels, expect the post 2009 dynamic to continue into the future on a longer time frame.  Don't let the current tightening cycle fool you as to what must occur.

Inflation > Yields, over a sustained period of time, is the only way global governments can mask their insolvency.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. https://m.primal.net/HLGc.png


nostr:npub1afvpkuv0d3ltf7stjsdhe9dxsywjvpceczle9qrpgnlm5fhmd6nqceqpzs https://image.nostr.build/652ca27ba769f2fc8e84af1d0599498023617b5989a453e41b70c509821b2529.jpg


BRO THIS HARDWARE IS SO GOOD WTF


Dude apple have the best hardware out of any phone by far, imagine the fucking thing was open source the world would be so good🤣🤣🤣15 pro hardware looks🔥🔥🔥


6.2kg down so far 💪🏻


🤣🤣🤣the best thing about it isn't even that they don't work, it's that before fiat and socialism there were obvious alternatives that existed, far superior. It seems the "regular consumer" has forgotten all about that and they just accept how it is now, and governments take full advantage of that. "Ah we've had a major fuck up the economy has gone to shit, don't worry it's covid + russia war it can't be the system!" And that's just the latest excuse...


It's so sad that people spent years of their lives studying econ and don't even understand the simplest of things


Shut the fuck up


Damus doesn't support nip50 search yet, it will though. Be patient because nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s is about to have the quickest nostr client around ;)


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


just hopped on snort.social after ages of not using it, it used to never work but honestly its so smooth now. My only issue which has persisted since i first checked out this website is my pfp is never centred like it is on every other client, not sure why, but keep up the great work nostr:npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49


One of the first problems #lightning #node operators usually face is not having channels with incoming liquidity.

You need other #nodes to open a channel to yours in order to have the ability to receive sats AND send them.

This is where we come in! Just DM us  at any time and we'll provide you with a free 1m sat channel (or even larger capacities).

Boost this note to get zapped ⚡500⚡sats.


People do this today in the UK


Wait I didn't realise it takes it only takes 24 minutes to send data to mars💀I thought it was like weeks, this isn't as big a problem as I think it is


Don't sidechains still have to communicate with base layer? I guess they could send the data and have it settle things on chain with a few months wait depending on the interplanetary distance 🤔


If people take permanent residence on another planet like mars, information will take way too long to go back and forth in-between both planets for them to be able to use Bitcoin as well. Do you think there will be a different Bitcoin for every planet? Each planet will need its own local miners and nodes to validate tx's I think


Repost this and you will get NonKYC sats from me.
❤
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_3075155202960508031694520352.webp


I stacked a little bit this last drop and I'm happy now 🙂


Actually the stock is down sir🤣🤣it rarely moves after an apple event to announce new phones, these are more for consumers. The stock pumps after investor calls tho


Apple event today, lets see what's up


BREAKING: 🇶🇦 The Emir of Qatar will meet with President Bukele in El Salvador this week.

Imagine Qatar adopting #Bitcoin  and also mining with flared gas! 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/b2ae144ebe300617a94e7138fd538948ed2ceae7214201b2b4c503a2f9a320c9.jpg


Avoiding taxes is not just about keeping more money for yourself.

It's at least as much about not funding psychopathic behavior.

I'd do more taxable work if the money just went into the sea, but it actually goes into things I fundamnentally oppose, and supports an ideology I hate.

So I lie flat, and I only build in my Gulch.


Lol signal needs Google play services, how shit. Happily using simplex + telegram


Okkkk


Any uber alternatives that work on a degoogled phone?


NEW: Florida's Surgeon General, Joseph Ladapo, advises caution against receiving the COVID booster shot.

"There’s been no clinical trial done in human beings showing that it benefits people. There's been no clinical trial showing that it is a safe product for people." https://video.nostr.build/6239afeee2d11192e80581eb5b96246aa931a40513d871553fc8421813ee70b8.mov


There's a link that lets you run a script and re-enables the zap button on the latest test flight build, I don't have it to hand though.

You could also setup zapple pay which will do as you requested


I have an urge to get a buzz cut, my haircut is booked for next week. HMMMM

https://image.nostr.build/c6cb4dbb8f5383330e8be6caa844f03efc43cb20284dd9df0e82869b87dfcfaa.jpg


I like big, I also need 120hz otherwise my eyes bleed🤣🤣


Okay so after 2 days with Google pixel 7 pro, I can honestly say the hardware is similar to the 14 pro max, with the exception of the speakers. The speakers are so shit on the pixel in comparison but you know what it's a trade off I'm willing to take to stay sovereign🤣. Everything else feels great though, I'm impressed with battery too it's gooddd


That makes senzzzzz, good for you dude :)


Bro I have 1 gig down but only 100mbps up

Nowhere in the UK does mirror line for regular consumer afaik :(


Bruh, you still worried about the price?

https://image.nostr.build/3ddc838376d289f2a87752b951a88366694283bec57a63b0a32ed16f9d4f44dd.jpg


Normal is working for +40 years in a job you don’t absolutely hate. Normal is to accept the governments 2% view on inflation when its clearly +15%. Normal is to look rich and be broke, to impress people you don’t care.

Normalcy is the rate race, modern-day slavery. Fuck normal.


Mate same here, for me it's mainly government websites as well💀


the ruggings will continue until your #Bitcoin self custody improves


LFG💪🏻💪🏻


- Halving in 218 days
- Hash-rate at all time highs
- Declining supply on exchanges

Yet there are people selling 🧐

Marie Antoinette once said,  “Let them eat cake". I say, “Let them sell corn”.


Guys help I'm running out of fiat but I keep buying sats because they're so cheap right now🤣🤣🤣


I hate you now I'm thinking about my breathing 🤣🤣🤣