Marshall1Banana :verified:

Kali Yuga Surfing Company Chairman

Former CEO Locksneed Martin
Ex Senior-Advisor Racism Inc.
"Anime is gay and hentai is a sin"


I dont even know who this is or if i even interacted with them but I'm at least glad I'm pissing someone off 🤔


Please please please let this retarded kike and his whore daughter relate this to the holohoax somehow


Common misconception, it's actually a clock to measure the inverse likelihood of a new Iron Maiden tour, citation below:

m.youtube.com/watch?si&v=9qbRHY1l0vc&feature=youtu.be


Tbh I CAN believe it's not butter, and I always could- I was just being polite


jews are octopi


*yet


You can't save these e-whores either, brother 😔


If only actual games looked like this


youtu.be/L_fbC_MiIxs?si=5OKWME1IHFexcbk7


The Dome of Cum


That's craaaaaaaazy, man


FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


FUCK YOU ITS, PIKACHU


Was it a God dam?


Holy fuck, is that Buckee from Buckees?


New season is Sunny in Philadelphia is pretty gud


When that Barbussy is extra slippery 😭😭😭


CHRIS, NO!


Well... that's dead children from Gaza...

I still haven't seen anything about those 40 beheaded babies from Israel however


Wtf I love the Skibidi creator now


Sam is harsh... harsh, but fair


Uh oh...


BACK TO THE SANDPIT LADS

Its much easier to push around 3rd world goat herders with Soviet Cold War tech... wait why do they have M4's now?


Did the patent on these guards expire yet?


Electric eels need to recharge too, ya know


More bad pussy 😔


THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, OFFICER 🫡


Can we just have a little race war? As a treat?


I haven't had really good cheese in so long...


Ok.

We can have TKD before TND. I accept.


Sweep THIS up, janny


Sky King 2: Retribution


FREE PALESTINE


Wtf I love Palestine and Iran now


From the makers of gas station boner pills: gas station amphetamines


DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU'RE A NIGGER

alternative; YOU'RE CUMMING WITH ME


While many of these companies have a presentation that theyre singlehandedly going to save the world, from some of what I've seen- any one working for them knows its a grift and has a fairly realistic outlook of what it is, but you gotta make money somehow, and gov contracts pay


It's a grift, but not for you or even hipster faggots- it's to grift the gov for spending on their retarded services so they can get a guaranteed and consistent contract from the government.

Teach a man to farm; lose your government backed funding

Give a man a carrot; only the farmer gets paid

Give a man a 3D printed enzyme monstrosity at a 1cent discount from what the farmer offers; feed YOURSELF for life


Also RIP MtDew Code Red


Jeff Bezos is in the video, I assumed it used his IRL RedRocket Amazon spaceship as reference


Mfw when I'm more invested in a retarded AI shitpost than any TV show of the past 10 years

youtu.be/typemERSri4?si=-L95ziLhKyW2o-Ki


We'll funnel those tax dollars through hell or high water, and if some (70%) of those dollars end up in government official's bank accounts- that's just the cost of protecting OurDemocracy™ (disclosure: actual democracy may not reflect any values set by participants)


>Modella bottle
>Freiza
>Hot Chip

I appreciate the attention to detail


GOD DAMN YOU, MONSTA' LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE


ISIS started as the Syrian "moderate" rebels that Obama supplied with weapons during the Syrian Civil War after that Arab Spring bullshit. Seeing how quickly they apologize to Israel any time they "accidentally" (their words) attack one of their convoys- it's clear to see who their benefactors still are


Twin Peaks season 4 took a weird turn


A kike communist that opposed the state when it was working against him, but quickly grasped to it once he gained control- go figure

Code Pink are just useful idiots that are controlled top down. Idk if "enough" money (what even is "enough"?) got funneled through Ukraine back to persons of interest, or if they'll pull back to refocus- then return to mass money drops after the election, but either way, if you can get these people to decry anyone they dislike as "Nazi" and simultaneously have them praise Azov, you can get them to do anything


Policeless? Fuck yeah, now we can return to being a serious country, with hookers, and blackjack and full auto grenade launchers


Looks like Mads Mikkelsen


Your automatic order of estrogen pills have been sent! Please wait 3-5 business days for expected delivery!


We all already knew


NORMALIZE 👏 JEWISH 👏 AND 👏 BLACK 👏 COUPLES


"I INTENTIONALLY programmed it to NEVER get hands or feet correct when generating pictures of women- so footfags and coomers will NEVER feel satisfied"


Great, now we got IRL Batman villains with full backstories in villain-suits


Soft belly pork is best cut in small slices with a knife.


If you are not born a man to create and shape empires, you can force yourself to become one!


This is just Detroit


When the adjustable rate mortgage only adjusts up


>it was a nigger

https://i.poastcdn.org/93ed9ff9208a69679e263412e6955b856ec06e50284b3ffa2ffe1b269b5c4304.jpg


Sheeeeeeeeeeeit


I keep squinting, but I can't see the meme...

I'll keep trying until I see it


That's a name I haven't heard in a long time


Wtf I love the police again


this IS the therapy


Looks cool af, I hope people use this stuff to make manga or animes with this level of detail, love that over-complicated 80s look


STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

help computer


>see a black

Understandable.


Exotic car repair shop operated by pinup girl elves.

FUND IT


At least if he wanted to wear pants- it would look normal


"There are jews in the trash! They're part of the trash cans, you gotta believe me!" Anon shouted at the orderlys, dragged him to his padded room


Nightmare fuel


What a TotallyNiceDay or a TranqilNeatDrive on my way to TotalNiggerDeath


No, but it can help you GET a Nintendo Switch


I love that EVERYONE has a glock switch


I dont get why this one is so popular vs Pootis which is ADHD TF2 psychosis, maybe Pootis are 10m videos, where Skibidi is 30-50 seconds


I watched all of the Skibidi stuff and saw nothing wrong with it. It's just SFM fight scenes with an ever-escalating war between two factions, all originating from the first dumb video. I don't know why kids are so focused on this, but there's plenty worse things out there it could have been


Is this thing even out yet? It was announced 4 years ago, it's either vehicle vaporware or its gonna be the Duke Nukem Forever of trucks


Is it any good?


If they left it alone I wouldn't have believed the claim, but if they gonna try to copy-pasta a response I think this might have some teeth


Cunts.

Tl;dr: all the women in the game are ugly and act like cunts no matter what you do


"But how would you feel if your smoke detector didn't beat" isn't even a question you can ask, because they don't even recognize its existence

youtube.com/shorts/lfHOE-TYOoQ?si=lsoRFkKGSgvUHax8


Learn the difference, it can save your life


"Sheeeeeeet cuh' I stole me 10 bottlz' a Henny from dat store, we rich ah fuuuuk"

Bottle of Pappy Rip Van Winkle 12-year left on the shelf:


Best Korea coulda gotten their top spy back for one of US gov's most cherished niggers, worked for Russia.


"That's right bitch, you watch me eat your food. You ain't gonna do shit."


Just get the AI to do all the writing; it's probably better at it by now


I COU' NEVA' DATE A GURL WIT' 'ATTOOS


Damn... the Skibidi OST actually slaps

youtu.be/VZSWLX8GfL0?si=4wS2nz_3t9F30y3d


WE ALL GETTIN SUM SAHALANTHRAPUSSY TONIGHT, LADS


You need to upset them? I thought there's always a random daily 1d20 instance chance


RIP that one Cricket store


But you DID get HL3

https://i.poastcdn.org/13f45d1b5283f6bf320b74345ed1b21fee18ef9e4b5e2a45b712551e65d24da8.jpg


They name their guns on the patent number, this is why you have a Glock22 in 40cal


Ya, the grocery near me always has deals on ground beef, but I buy big anytime someone does sub-9$/lb ribeye, tomahawk, or t-bone


I did canned tuna for a while w/ mayo (no soybean oil), sour cream, and hot sauce- and I might keep that up, but I really wanted to eat full small fish which has more natural fat. Apparently it should have less mercury, but I've been eating albacore canned tuna regularly for a decade without health concerns?

I can deal with eating foods I don't like for long periods of time and have been semi successful in reprogramming my tastebuds, so I hope I can do it again. The trick is to make sure you're never hungry so you don't crutch on stuff off your diet


I'm about to upturn my entire diet and switch over to fish since so much protein/fat benefit. Considering I hated fish majority of my life, I'm really gonna have to force myself or find a good cooking method. I've done tons of eggs for the past few years which worked for the longest time, but I'm well into a plateau now


It... can't be that bad... can it?

They went all the way to advertise it... how could it be that bad?


They're doing THIS again? They really are out of ideas. I hate reruns


FUCKING KNITTERS


I FUCKING WISH, THIS LOOKS AWESOME


CHROMOSOME SALESMAN, I NEED YOUR BEST CHROMOSOMES

wait what? Fuck it just take them, leave me alone

THUUUURK U SLZMN, I R BEDTR NOW


I'm sure all the spics crossing the boarder into the US care deeply about the established American Christian communities


Pretty insidious putting this kind of faggot propaganda in a children's show, but then again- it's called "The Great Satan" for a reason


Pumpkin spice is a holiday? 🤔


Sheeeeeeeeeei cuh' she raise by da streets and 2 da streets she stay


What a bunch of niggers*


I thought it was the mediocre that were first in line? The good ol' bell curve where low and high functioning people largely rejected it- and people in the average jumped to it, claiming will of the majority?


All I want for Christmas...


GET HYDRATED GET HYDRATED GET HYDRATED


The heros that we deserve, but not the ones we need right now. So they'll hunt them. Because they can take it. Because they're not our hero. They're our silent guardians, a watchful protector.


Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles?


Mess with the waifu, get the knife-fu


Chud edits have fallen, billions must cry


Moth cuck


Billions must jelly-fish


None of these people should even be in the UK...


This is just like like my yakuza vidya games!


She loves trains alright...


Omelets or crepe? 🤔🤔🤔


Ruh roh


finally, some actually good advertising


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


Dr. Rockso; rock-and-roll clown. He does cocaine.


Bread niggas will defend this


Being a doctor really is a thankless job 😔


Booba


It'd be funnier if it wasn't a protocol of Zion


Life comes at you fast...


Tbf, a bee got into the cockpit


WHY ARE YOU FEET WRONG


MAC-90?

P-10?


God damnit Shinji, not again


They're... kind of big... I guess...


THICK LIQUIDS ONLY 🤔


No, only orbs

https://i.poastcdn.org/4698f28fc4ded7ad9e02ae6b0eb15687c3c32812d895ce1a7d267ef6e555f8e6.jpg


More triangles mean the sandwich tastes better


Like many things, multi-generational kike subversion


Her design causes the annoying people on twitter to complain, so I like it👍


Game of the year all years, best game, best game ever, game of our generation


I'll burn my draft card, live in the Alaskan forests, and paint my face to look like an Eskimo


I'll pass on the Oedipussy


This was a comedian bit- that kikes can easily detect their own so there's no point in lying but if you're trying to win favor you state that "everyone always thought of me as their jewish friend"

Of course, we all know why he's interested in appealing to kikes


I have never seen any of these driving around nor have heard any update since its announcement FOUR YEARS AGO, except that Jay Leno YT video also from four years back.

I genuinely thought this was automotive vaporware


Jesus Christ, a virgin single mom?


Huh, seems like alot of different parties are involved

youtu.be/ZOCTSp_U-KI?si=B-tGqDiL9TUQ-xBv


>11pm
>pretending to be black
>"too late"

You've already been found out


I like outright insults, it makes it so no middle ground can be found and possible to avoid any more senseless talking


Ireland? But I don't see any Irish 🤔


Hello hungry skeleton


My body is ready...

https://i.poastcdn.org/1627dbbc071523150cab4e3d27bd927dc207472380ad92ea09d0d23bd125dc7e.jpg


Never heard of this guy before, but he's now my favorite


You found my lost scrote-scratches!


I haven't heard anything about T-series since the Pewdiepie and Brandon Terrant stuff, it really is just pajeets proping that channel up


This was once a serious country...


It's over... the footfags won...


This Ceasar Pìzźă must have been a powerful leader to have such a wide garrison 🤔


Dude's got the shoulder width of Michael Phelps


P-p-p-procreate?!? Non non non Xir'cies, my wife's boyfriend's atheist black son's mix raced baby mama already gave me a Groupon for getting my swimmers snipped. Now the only person swimming is super mario on my Nintendo switch X3 =_= o_O


Big yikes, xir. That's so not cash money. I can only use new Apple products to draw my best calarts drawings

https://i.poastcdn.org/ab421931dfa8baa6a24bd81fa387bab4c567b5dd1cd29ba26f6bbdd3fc0e40b3.jpg


Being ungovernable works!


Lesson learned: use pills or injectables


NGMI

rookie mistake


's bretty good


How about as Skitzo as mine?

F-Zero is Nintendo's attempt at amassing the most proficient drivers possible to work for the JDF under cover of a video game (similar to the book Enders Game) to race nuclear weapons parts across international lines to get revenge for WW2; that's why the tracks are so varied


A bit damp, innit?


If you didn't want your dog turned into a cloud of blood, you should have paid your $200 tax stamp... each pop-tart


Pot tarts I'm the rudamentary shape of guns?

Prison.


Fill up my potholes oniiichan, my car is driving on its own.

What are we gonna do at Home Depot? *pomf


The royal feast has arrived m'lady

https://i.poastcdn.org/cbc43d1a0f7018d4c6f6cebc82f46894a3923c311c835c8f1ef3ada8c404003f.jpg

https://i.poastcdn.org/34484c7e6dae3b5c45fd286cc4429e2e7541f0ad0eb51c292dfe697eb8457d14.jpeg


Are there any issues with Unreal other than it being owned by Epic?


Everything is season passes, premium currencies, loot boxes, and paid unlocks/skins

I've been holding back on anything the past 3 months


Messed up priorities


I HAVE to drink 10x of these a day to have the energy I need to shitpoast on the internet


Yes.


Total collapse bros- we are SO back


...as you do


RETARDS RISE UP, SHOW THE BIG BRAINS HOW MUCH THEIR SMARTS MATTERS AGAINST A ROCK


Well, I know how to steal peoples kidneys, occasionally bite people, am really hairy, and I download a bunch of video games. Is that sufficient?


Finally doing the needful


You son of a bitch.

You did it. 👏👏👏


Agreed; the holocaust is a lie


If that is the case, ctrl+pew may be in trouble since they already have STLs of AR auto-sears


The Goonies 1985 - 1h54m

Thats a long time gooning 🤔


Ya, it wasn't even his cards or business- but a friend of his that he was promoting. What's more- the auto keycard was in the wrong gauge steel so in the FBIs own testimony- they had to deviate from the etchings on the card and even when it did "work" it was binding up the trigger group to essentially jam the trigger to force the disconnector- meaning it was uncontrollable and unpredictable because it was just jamming the weapon.


Poast coffee is made from only the best beans harvested by the weakest and most abused Ethiopian farmers. We take pride in our roasts, that's why we fully scald our slave labor daily to make sure our equipment is always at the perfect roasting temperature!


thinkin of getting a AUG*

corrected


Average American coal burners be like:


Ching chongs*


I think she's a porn star


AYYY OHHHH, I GOTCHA BIG MEAT RIGHT EA'HHHHH


He's literally me


Before you head out on this dark journey of bringing sense to h-manga, I must ask if this quest will be fruitful?


There's alot going on here


Hard to recommend anything since everything is heavily biased now. If you're using a search engine to discover information- that's already a bad position to have; essentially, you already need to be aware of the existence and structure of the thing you're looking for. If you can't find something with Google that you know exists, duckduckgo won't help you. Possibly Yandex since it's a Russian engine, with (I assume) a counter narrative


Oh ya? Well I hate niggers... AND kikes


No way...


Yes. This WAS helpful. Thank you.


Lil' Mike


"Aye comrad, very true.

The criminal does not know any better, therefore the state should do all in its power to help them!

But you... you comrad- know better. So if YOU'RE caught with one, it's straight to the gulag with you"


Chucky The Killer?
Wanna know how I got these scars?

https://i.poastcdn.org/4aa93b6c7d1997964298606a084ee7aa0b3afbbadce8dee24ea94a126f00902f.jpg


Sparks from electrical cables? Crumbling infrastructure? Yeah right... you know how ridiculous that sounds?

It was obviously top secret intercontinental Chinese death lasers


WRONG ANSWER

https://i.poastcdn.org/bea05ff58dd7a622e395c5e4d834b87f7fe1b4898da79323a4bb61ba804ebd27.jpg


Anybody who doesn't agree that my Eva girl is best is a jew


Gross, I didn't know that 🤮


Act Man taking some hard L's lately, I think he's been fucking up rapid fire since the Ashley skirt thing in REmake4


Good rule to live by, but I always recommend learning more about everyone and understanding how things came to be, this gives more detail and facts to be racist against them.

Ignorance is no excuse in the internet age, you should have supporting arguments to say WHY they're lesser and/or a problem


I assume this is a minor retaliation to SpaceX being audited for "only" having American citizens on its staff, despite US saying staff for SpaceX need security clearance only citizen can get on weapon system (rockets) research/construction/usage. Which was probably retaliation for Musk being big mouth about US gov online/public


Northern Burma seems like a fun place I never want to go.


You have insulted Big Mike. He has been made aware. Good luck...

Also black women have more testosterone than many men. Lots of cases of hairloss/balding. Everyone has alopecia? Ya sure


BUT IT DID GET BETTER

https://i.poastcdn.org/96b8790a7c9a6c19d0ae208fd4445a74954f0a4b8e9a74bb433d5863e1f02e90.jpeg

https://i.poastcdn.org/ec39839a70fae7a9f115b54765728aef6339d65d77940d151382b87a0fa5ca17.jpg

https://i.poastcdn.org/7ca9575a29faa65aea3cce80ca5d212657616cd552b9fdb3c619516a48eb89c1.jpg

https://i.poastcdn.org/03db7e4a400a208f485f62497b64502aeb13fd8599004434772ee7b9763b839e.jpg


In space, nobody can hear you shid

https://i.poastcdn.org/a939780ea3a51f3c6a99e2de3195ec9df3c2a85ee387eaeecf7dca26b35f0318.png


I already eat a diet largely comprised of beef, cheese, and pork. I could add in shrimp and goat, but I want to think there's more I can do to negate everyone else's efforts.