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 Thought they were bullet proof 
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 They can't even block 9mm 
 Buy TSLA puts 
 Tip for bug bites that are itchy: rub a rubbing alcohol wipe or put rubbing alcohol on the bite. ... 
 Does it work for the bullet ant? 
 Learnt about "dirty" bitcoins and hoe traceback works. 

I mean, public ledger and all. 
This is ... 
 Dirty butcoins do not exist because of atomic swaps.  
 Do you think that as time and technology progress it will be possible to "mine" those lost bitcoi... 
 Quantum computers do not exist yet. Only theoretically possible.  
 Prediction: Walmart is going to stop the receipt check at the door after purchasing and add a loc... 
 You will still be able to stuff your pockets with AAA batteries 
 Is he still promoting crypto pump and dumps? 
 Yeah, with snoop 
 When will those niggaz cancel M&M? 
 Is he still promoting crypto pump and dumps? 
 I am the source of my own self destruction  
 Go easy on the crack, buddy 😀 
 Forget about mining bitcoin. Water crack mining is the winner! 
 Sea salt? I thought you were gonna say maple syrup!

Does Vancouver still have this?

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/opioid-vending-machine-vancouver-downtown-eastside 
 I don't get it. You're gonna feed a random bitcoiner pizza till they reach 600 lbs? 
 The irony is palpable when Bitcoin Maximalists, who tout decentralization as the holy grail, are ... 
 Isn't it better to focus on the 90% of people who still don't have crypto instead of bickering with the 10% who do? 

It doesn't matter nearly as much which coin you have compared to whether you have any coin at all.  
 Hey Americans, imagine if #slavery had been outlawed 700 years ago and slaves were never phenotyp... 
 We have the bravery to bring back the slavery.  
 Dove Cameron has a leaks now? lol 
 If not, you can pay someone on MrDeepFakes 
 #asknostr any cattle farmers in here? 
 Doesn't count. Do you still have PTSD? 
 Microtransactions are useless. Any good lightning e-commerce software? Must be something better than coracle 
 Nice. Looks like it works with Spring browser.  
 Apparently no one had children until they invented Bitcoin. Mental. 
 Before bitcoin humans were born at age 80 and died at 40.  
 Elementary, it's because of inflation! 
 Evening Nostr ⚡  
 Evening. Are you done with Windows? I'm looking at Remote Desktop (vs remote Xorg). iOS and Android support specifically.  
 Good point, plus the apps are likely buggy. 

Tails is Debian? 
 Sleep apnea/asphyxiation dreams are the worst.  They’re like Nightmare On Elm Street except you... 
 There's a medical device that can fix it. Probably covered by the NHS? 
 How does it attach?  
 Any alternative treatment like cryotherapy? 
 It's a cold chamber. Forces you to breathe differently. It's used by athletes. You can DIY it with an ice bucket challenge 
 In an emergency, what the FASTEST way to cash out of #bitcoin?

Say my house burned down and insu... 
 Find someone on localbitcoins from the nearest city if you want cash. KYC and account linking for coinbase may take a whole day.  
 Oh man, I lost two followers in the last two days 😭😭😭

I’m not cool 😭😭😭 
 You were never cool, Tony 
 It's fun to be controversial 🤣 
 Ok, faggot 
 Bitfags normally: freedom and self determination

Bitfags when a bad mofo robs them: mommy, help me!

https://decrypt.co/118231/bitcoin-core-dev-loses-at-least-3-6-million-btc-to-hack

 
 A few min in. They're playing Yellens jew voice. Skipping to the part where they talk about vulnerabilities 
 And have as many as you can afford: both financially and in terms of time 👀
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 Don't eat too many 
 Trump just said he wants to eliminate the Federal income tax all together 😮 
 Mama said that it was okay
Mama said that it was quite alright
Our kind of people had a bed for the night
And it was okay
Mama told us we were good kids
And daddy told us never listen to the ones
Pointing nasty fingers and making fun
Cause we were good kids 
 didn't know some ppl were really looking towards making nomadic identities happen on activitypub ... 
 Portable ID like npub 
 👋 Hello! Yes, YOU there. If you would be so kind…

As to give me some ideas for a short anim... 
 Earth is bread dough, humans are yeast producing carbon dioxide,  and giant aliens will bake it and eat it.  
 I'm waiting for Cake to add lightning.  
 so spitting on dicks is the latest meme? 😂

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 She gave a fairly funny response in a southern accent. Better comedian than amy schummer by accident. That's why tiktok loved her.  
 I have no idea what "Hawk Tuah" is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to #asknostr

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 It's the sound of spitting (on a dick).  
 Girl says she spits on dicks. Becomes a meme. Internet is so lame these days, amigo 
 That's what happens when tiktok replaces 4chan and reddit 
 Good morning wizards and warlocks. 
 Overall, yes 
 Haha, YouTube thought I would disable my ad blocker, instead I did what any normal person should ... 
 uBlock works without any issues 
 Working on something with nostr

When you're talking to someone face to face in close proximity, ... 
 No one wants to get their pole zapped 😁 
 Pasta is usually very cheap. Can be just a buck a day. Hard to do that with eggs and chicken.  
 Fruit isn't much different from candy. Grapes are really sweet. Dates are very sugary too.  
 Nostr data size grows way too much on Relays! 

My Super relay was on for 15 hours and is using 1... 
 Most data must be from Blossom? Nostr events are text, so should be small 
 They're persistent. Is it a business scheme?  
 Anarchists, do you wanna fight the police state? Join the military, and stage a coup.  
 I kinda know that it doesn't change anything, but it must be fun