@e8fdc643 We need to stop all mothers until we figure out what's going on 

 @872ab8e1 Guardrails don't prevent weaving within a lane, to hold them to the metaphor. 

 @e7f76f0d Do the non-dashed parts of the lines mean this design is only for people with knees like that? 

 @e7f76f0d Lol. Ebay has fake Chinese gold bullion stamped with the names of real US/EU foundries. I spent several months trying to get eBay to respond. They never took down a single listing I reported. 

 @e7f76f0d Material goods? That is so web2. 

 @4ebb1885 That's the plot for his movie. 

 @0095f012 I am irrationally angry that it didn't say they probably sell scissors. 

 @ba07ee6f @74e61afd "My book has no bunghole!"

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/133/252/897/392/599/original/82a9ea193fc568f5.jpg 

 @e7f76f0d The HTML-only version will. 

 @d5d9348a It's a warrior's drink. 

 @9ccf7b7d He damn well ought to be. 

 @e7f76f0d Do not taunt Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™. Do not use Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™ near open flame or hot surface. Do not use Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™ more than 4 hours total in any 24-hour period. If you experience nausea or blurred vision, discontinue use of Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™. If Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™ emits smoke, evacuate area immediately. Flame Fire Suppressant Ball™ is available in 49 states (sorry, Tennessee). 

 @40c4e754 @e7f76f0d what about admiralty copyright law can i use that 

 @f8d9bc1c The face of the man who is always telling us leftists are unhappy. 

 @d5d9348a What if Superman's laser beams came out of his butt cheeks instead of his eyes? There really isn't any logical reason why that would make less sense. 

 @a01dc49e https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8