Dude I know. I'm in the US... There's not a single public butt washer in any restroom in this country. Bunch of retards.


You know Blackrock is coming for that dog.


So for this, are you going between the legs and spraying up or behind the butt and spraying down? How do you get the water to spray your butt without dripping/slashing poo water on the nozzle or your hand?  Also, how do you avoid blasting your balls?


iDOG coming up.
iShares Dogecoin Trust


I've seen them in Dubai and in Asia, just didn't know the name.


I have this. Works great, easy to install. Clean setup, perfect aim. https://i.nostrimg.com/bf30d20cc4211bb59d5d57546107fd738d188dfb1c6d95bb1f60568dff2dd87c/file.jpeg


Bahahaha


Ok but the suits aren't making money off the Nostr versions... So there's that.


Lol, what is a butt gun?


Except there's no chocolate and they never had the gold.


We gotta keep the rally going so the family doesn't have as much to give me shit about during Thanksgiving. Plz ser


I'll never understand how a full grown adult can just wipe a couple times with paper and call it good.

Brother, if you got shit on your hands you'd be scrubbing your hands with hot soapy water multiple times. You ever get shit on your hands and then just wipe them off with a piece of paper? I didn't think so...


Blame Shakespeare. Words for the sake of words to fill time and space.


Yeah what's going on?? Can't say I've seen them this close together. https://i.nostrimg.com/d71bc2b3008a52588ca6b8e0ef75b14d37dc3fc8a1700d28d2616410154e0044/file.jpeg


I think the word crypto is gone man. They can have it.


Lol


Jaco?


Would be cheaper to just buy bitcoin. The gold will debase on its own without our help.


What are you looking at to give you an indication of fee spikes? It seems like the tx incoming haven't dropped much, but the fees are substantially lower than two days ago


You guys still have your keys?


I've asked normies this many times and they never think it's a big deal.


I think this is a very common phenomenon. The same is true for me and my wife.


Wow


Meatza. I have successfully made them without a bowl before.


Nostr weekend investigation has begun. 😬😂 I thought I remembered it starting around February or March.


It's the oldest one on the hashtag, but I'm not sure if that means it's the first.


Beers on the beach for sure!


I wouldn't be holding the majority of my net worth in BTC if I didn't agree. ⚡


I don't think there's anything in the prospectus that prevents them from buying and selling... So yeah I'd fully expect them to sell spot and nuke the market from time to time


Yeah we'll see how it plays out but I think they have a better understanding of day 1 demand than we do. In addition, they've probably already got a really good understanding for the recurring demand in the near term.


Is the mayor of Miami?


I think they're smart enough to realize and watch the charts as they time their purchases. If they are buying large amounts and the market doesn't absorb the buying with some selling, they'll probably just wait it out. I don't think they have a need or desire to smash buy billions. They're obviously layering in buys but I don't think you'll see buying just for buying sake.


They stated in their prospectus they'd be seeding with cash. As long as they trickle the buys, I don't think it will go ballistic. Just up and sideways. I mean I hope it goes vertical but ya know. I doubt it


The only bitcoiner without a podcast.


The Bitcoin is On the internet. 😬😝😅


Oh no, sorry poor Yemenite, here is 100 sats. 💀


You guys have paper money?


Sketch


Did Logan actually say that?


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 thanks for the zap! https://i.nostrimg.com/833036b370d2c7db29d8468ada64b21f306185b47cbbd7fc76b26d93a8a27b57/file.jpeg https://i.nostrimg.com/a216dc5445ca9baf34b7e73fbadc21ed209588fc2db870012c53ba3aff8819ac/file.jpeg


Hahaha


Want to know the secret? Don't do it. They'll figure it out eventually.


401k is scam. Borrowed 50k from mine and bought corn. Payments come out of my paycheck monthly. 4% interest paid back to me from future me.


Fiat is melting. Hurry before it melts faster.


Damn. What did you tell the butcher when you asked for those? Lol

"Cut it so thicc even my mom can't overcook it."


Royalty. And they don't even know.


Too dark. Can't see the ass NIPs.

(–_–)


I feel personally attacked.


My dad still doesn't understand how to buy bitcoin.

We're early.


Damn. 80 here.


I work for one of the largest privately held companies in North America.

Considering sending 10 copies of The Bitcoin Standard book paper version to the top execs at the company during the upcoming holidays. These are wealthy conservative guys in their late 50s and 60s with very likely zero exposure.

Do you recommend any alternatives? 🤔


NOW that's what I call IRL. https://i.nostrimg.com/fa098447193218fd7fde179eab66340a6ac84874f9d82c751aafa00cb9d23f92/file.jpeg


Awesome man


Do you sell the flower? Or use it from attracting pollinators? That's a lot of flowers!


Planting or do you have a varmint?


My brother, we've been living in this world for several years now. It is pain.


That looks v good


But you are mining right?? High fees are good! Lol


There aren't enough people mining bitcoin and it shows. 🤑


Fees spike for a few days per year and all of the people who don't mine bitcoin lose their minds.

We contribute hashrate at a "loss" every other day of the year and you don't see miners complaining.

It comes with the territory.


It's only been 6 months. Lol


This time is different. 😂


Yes it's very sad. 6 months ago they were double this.


Idk. They're smarter than me. I don't even have a trillion dollars. I just mine bitcoin every day and pay the power bills when they come.


It's not surprising they're doing an ETF for ETH. It's surprising it didn't happen years ago. They're fee hungry. They'll take a position, and make billions selling paper. Can't fault them really. They've done it with everything else. It's just what they do.


The nice thing about bitcoin, it's for everyone. Even your enemy.


Interesting! I think I've seen these paintings, very thick, wavy coats of paint. I'm not artistic at all.


Larry wants your bitcoin.


I think you mean palate.


Lol. I seriously didn't know what a palette knife was. I thought you had a box cutter or something. I see people using box cutters in the warehouse around the pallets all the time. 😂


Haha damn. I had no idea what matata was talking about. I'm rtard.


What is a pallet knife?


I used to get them while laying in bed. If you can stand up immediately and put pressure on the heel of that leg, it'll subside quickly. I've always attributed it to dehydration. 🤷♂


Obligatory #pumpmeme
(*always be stacking) https://image.nostr.build/f91d0c6d23207bba8ff426c8e56c5812856e80c996aa1c0e89f8e2857a6b2c7c.jpg


Hahaha


They were higher in May


What did you say?


Hydrate


Haha! You did it.


I kinda just assumed some nation is paying a miner for the blockspace with freshly printed money. I'm not techie enough to know how it's happening.


Lol


Damn that's sick


Haha I'm all full up on KYC. I mine.


Gonna need at least $100


You think so? I doubt they'll get caught and tried. It's likely sovereigns doing it. It would take an enormous amount of capital and hashrate to do what they're doing wouldn't it?


I suspect we could easily see that again as a spike, but if you think about it, the fees are very likely to increase significantly as block rewards halve down to nothing. BTC is valuable and institutions are about to tell us how valuable. We're early.


It was in the teens for sure. Fees were higher than block rewards.


Separate from the tardverse? 😂


Next week will be one year since my boss said he was going to smash buy $100k USD worth of corn. Still doesn't have a single sat. Rekt


I feel like someone needs to make a meme of a butthole with nipples now.


Ohhhhh. I see now. Got it. Thanks for the clarification. I have learned a lot but buttholes today.


The internet lied again! https://image.nostr.build/fb2ad0462fffdaeb3caba573c1a4f7a1e4c157cc73bd550b3eeb209959e60f82.jpg


🤝😂⚡🫡
Touché. I was going off of meme culture facts. Thanks for learnin' me.


Ok but your butthole is older than you nipples.


You mean they had a bad idea and they didn't call themselves out on it? I think they should do it. Hell, mint 30-40 of them. Problem solved.


See you get it. Easy. Now calculate it for us and pay us on time or we'll throw you in prison.


Nooo Carla. Steak!


If you have your own chickens, you must pay income tax and capital gains tax from the time you earned them until the time you ate them. It only makes sense.


Yes.

-IRS


Dead serious


The disk would skip and cut out the sound of a song if you walked or ran too fast with a portable CD player. The song would studder. So they made special reinforced casing for them.


Did your parents tell you horror stories about the days before anti-shock walkmans?  😂😂😂


Back then, the internet wasn't really seen as a necessity, so it just piggybacked on the main phone line for most residences. It was a novelty, much like bitcoin in the early years. Not taken seriously by very many.


Hahaha! Back in the late nineties, most people didn't have dedicated phone lines for their internet connection, so if someone dialed out on a land line phone or accepted an incoming call, you'd get kicked off the internet.


Tanel, how old are you? Are you telling me you've never lived in a world with a dial up connection to the internet? With only one phone line? 😂


If someone called the house phone, the internet went down. Good times


Back when the internet wasn't in your pocket, always there, waiting, watching, listening, tracking, shaping and shilling. It was a bridge to a destination, not an appendage.


1 BTC still equals 1 BTC 🤝


Shill me the best laptop under $1500 USD. I've always used windows machines, but I'm open-minded.


Crazy!


Curious about the source of this information.


Sounds kinky


I admire the aspiration! 🤝


What is your biggest dream nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 ?


It's in the works. Land acquired. Next up, roads. Then power and structures. We will be farm that accepts bitcoin only. https://image.nostr.build/155ffebd5e6f16fadd73d140d2239620f71e922e90cf7306191b2b61fdf0c4b1.jpg


Living on remote, secure land I own, sustainably, feeding my family, natural foods, raising beef cows, swimming in the river daily, not concerned about societal problems. Eating from mature fruit trees, free range chicken eggs, drinking from a high quality aquifer, sharing the place with others whom company I enjoy. Cruising down to the beach to surf when I feel the urge. https://image.nostr.build/c462932118ab9dc373fe6c97de3f980b605d1d1488adc36c99f4875ff9e72f8a.jpg


Yeah it sucked, my mining rewards were shit back then


Yep. Fun stuff. We did a few like this.


We're paying interest.


Once upon a time... https://image.nostr.build/678efc273cac3f505e91447827ff9ffb87c68a2cfebe03b920ee6f52369d1ece.jpg


Lol. Sick


Student, funjumper, or tandem?


More Pepe memes tanel. Plz ser


We silly Americans have weird date formatting. Unless one of the days or months is greater than or equal to 13, it's almost impossible to know what date someone is referring to! Haha


I thought it was 2023-11-07 😬


If you're crying about the fees, you didn't turn on enough ASICs when the price was low. Cry harder.


It would be awesome if it took place on January 3rd.


Arson


Haha damn I responded on the repost.


You have plenty of art and fixtures to liquidate


That seems confusing. So not creating a thread?


Idk either


Like good to me. 🤑 fees could be higher though.


Lol that's not even a pound per day. I'm probably closer to 700lbs myself.


It truly does look like a hide-a-key. I had a dog crap shaped one when I was a kid.


Are there seed words available for Nostr now?


21 A-
42 A+
69 Legendary


Plebs watching Fink buy thousands of bitcoins. https://image.nostr.build/98cf7f54548ef05329f38e78b401be612d22e9fe4f3cd173d1728bf43cc6b06c.jpg


Go lower. Self custody the rest. Force them to earn their own. Maybe not popular opinion here, but let's watch ngu.


They put the tranny on the wrong axis... Should be top left.


I got scared in 2019 and didn't know much about it. Started buying heavily after the COVID crash. Started mining several PH last year. Haven't sold a sat.


Surf n turf


So right. I've explained it to many people in my life and they don't seem to get it, nor do they believe in themselves to be responsible for bearing the asset. People have gotten lulled into a false sense of security with usernames, passwords, 2 factor Authentication, and trusted third parties. Few people understand how badly they need an asset like this. I stacked in 2018, 2020, 2021, 2022, every single day in the last 15 months, and I still don't feel like I've got enough.


I've seen enough research to know that the real price should be about 10x from here. The paper derivatives alone are the only thing that scare me about bitcoin.


I don't like price predictions but I think something big is about to happen.


Legendary empty closet. Jack has only one hoodie and one cap.


Larry


Can you all please stop posting notes about the wars? I'm literally here trying to avoid the mainstream media and y'all are just copy pasta and linking to the same stories as Zuckbook and XLon Mustard bird.


Sounds very fiat indeed


I heard it was decentralized protocols and uncensored speech that boiled the oceans. ASICs cause the inflation and bitcoin is the devil. Just what I heard.


The only difference between SBF and the banks: SBF was doing it without a big military behind him.


When tragedy becomes comedy.


What is the average american ethnic group?


There will be people in the next few months/years that sell their bitcoin right when it crosses the price they purchased it. Don't be like them. ₿


What kind of phone are you using? ₿ it's in iOS keyboard under the $


The most complicated part about bitcoin is explaining how the central banks work.


I was prepping my car for a cross country road trip so I completely emptied the gas tank.
💀


Interesting. I didn't get this email.


The meme would be better if they were holding Starbucks cups


Whoah! Thanks for the zap!! I've still got to figure out how to zap notes. Does Damus allow it now?


Jajaja 💀💀💀


Why not? KYC BTC is BTC. Just doxxed to someone else.


Thanks! It will be a long process but we've acquired land and started the design phase.


No I was visiting a farm in Costa Rica this weekend. I plan to grow some vanilla on my own farm in Costa Rica soon.


Yes. And cinnamon on the right


They've always been charging, now they're just telling you.


GM. PV. Can you smell this picture? https://image.nostr.build/50dc3603a459a3e4fa154b86bb15296e4b732198b5d585c2c52f56f285188771.jpg


Rich


He's one of those..."they said it was gonna be the next Bitcoin" guys right?


How?


I see the memes but what's the news?


"Bitcoin is obviously worthless and going to zero."

*Sells large portions of stocks so they can buy Bitcoin.*

-Big Tech, FinTech, and Tradfi in 2023


Hey look it's a black rock.


I noted the post.


What about post-it notes?


You have Bitcoin?


Every. Single. Time. When will people see through this shit? The exchanges are no better than banks. They don't have your funds. They only have "their" funds.


I will accept. $5k per week is pretty good. My wife will be happy.


Lol Data Dash. Nick Merton will update soon saying he's been levered long since $17k and just cashed out up 100%


Cool tune. Never heard of them. Thanks


I didn’t mess with lightning until 2021. Still don’t prefer it, but I’m working on it.


Was it lightning? I'm not familiar with bottle


Ok 🟠🧡🔶🟧


It's starting


nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy it truly has been a pleasure frontrunning BLK with you boys. I'm honestly shocked it's happening now and not much later. I'm really proud of Larry Fink. I didn't know he had it in him... 🥲🫡🫡


Larry is watching the price go up exponentially faster than he can stack.


I'm really missing the hot Asian girl crypto trader gurus today. No one has even asked me "how is your trade?"


We're so back


I think it's a really high spread but, it's non kyc, so people are willing to do it.


Noticed a guy feeding one with a stack of hundreds at the one in Houston not long ago.


No, you just become a goat. You must eat THE goat to become the goat.


Sportsballers are so cringe. "My school's wide receiver went to the draft and got picked 47th better rank than your short stop's turnover rate and RBI is higher than your school's touch down ratio." -STFU they're stealing your life savings and leaving you with bug powder ser


They also have Bitcoin ATM's in Costco.


#tardstr https://image.nostr.build/e50d2a4204fed784779970454318554ebb8105b591f5ff22029056261a08d871.jpg


I am Yellow. We're all Yellow.


Tell Josh hello from Spaceland!


💀
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I/ \
/_ /_ nostr:note1znyg4vm5n0u5szl7yndqkqg5r53fw6vtupqh0jlhgvzaj0xgwemsdkcevd


I might die today. It hasn't ended yet.


Why does a country need to instill fear in another unless they're acting in bad faith? "We're going to go do things that negatively impact you but you can't do anything about it unless you want the wrath of our weaponry." War is old tech. No one needs war. It's just a way flex. Small man syndrome. Imagine going to war with your wife every time you had a disagreement. Imagine threatening to beat your wife every time she did something you didn't like. It's not a long term strategy.


I read a post from someone complaining that the USA is no longer feared and respected.

Our country would not need to be feared if it acted in good faith. Instead, it continues to make decisions based on greed, corruption, and self-servitude. There are plenty of places in the world where meaningful relationships thrive without the threat of war. Choosing hubris and unsustainable power preferences will lead to a downfall.


I'mma stop saying bullish and start saying froggish instead.


Interesting. Thanks for the explanation! 😎


I have this odd glitch that makes all videos echo on Damus. Makes it very 1984 sounding


What did I just witness?


When I was a kid, we were taught how to use floppy discs.


Bellavitano


Sauce?


Jamie Dimon would rather be shitcoiner than go to therapy. Sad


"At this point, you have to be extremely dull to not have seen a bunch of red flags that have made you sit back and consider, 'are we really in a climate crisis that requires me to eat garbage and freeze in the winter, or is there some other nefarious agenda here?' I think if you made it to 2023 and you haven't started questioning, you're gonna have a very bad time in all avenues of life because clearly thinking is not your strong suit." 💀

-SA


I completely agree, but here in the US, using cash is almost criminal these days. I've been turned down for using cash in many places that I frequent. Everyone wants you to use the card machine. It's crazy bro


My point is, there are fewer and fewer ways to actually spend cash. I'd argue that the vast majority of the first world population can use cash for less than 20% of their spending by design. I'm not allowed to pay my mortgage in cash, not aware of any car rental or loans that allow this. Buying anything online can't be done with cash unless you redeem your cash for gift cards and those are generally very low limit. Only when a true revolt happens with this change.


How do you suggest paying utility bills or goods and services from websites that don't accept cash?


That's wild. Cool stuff!


I don't know anything about your business, I'm curious why the cans aren't crushed prior to transport. Could you save space and transport costs if they were crushed? Is the time to crush just too long?


Ethan Hunt


I can't zap


How's ole Ryan.eth doing?


Don't forget to water the battery.


Same


There's a light mode?


The mortgage won't get me. We live way below our means. Still feel poor like every good pre-halving year bitcoiner.


Idk...I have one and I feel poor. Lol


Bitcoin conf is for scammers, shitcoiners, and KYC'd people.


I miss his Twitter spaces. About the only thing I miss from Twitter except Elon's trolling.


13 blocks nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy https://image.nostr.build/d04d0f63c7b0c2603a181fadc17ab2d0522c58edb95090452ae8cc023955d39b.jpg


Is yellow on nostr?


San Diego to Las Vegas. 5 hours. Back when Uber was cheap.


More buying than selling


The fomo is already kicking in.


No offense man, but you're either lying or wrong. I just tested all of those words and you definitely exaggerated quite a bit.


Bro. I bought a big chunk at at $66k lol


Yeah I don't know about that... There are a lot of idiots making babies...


Yeah that's crazy


Wtf. Is that in USD?


What's the black thing?


I saw some vans like this in person recently. They literally don't have rubber on those black diamonds on the bottom. It's just the soft part of the sole with no tread. Fiat. Vans is getting gutted and the consumer loses. "Let's see how cheap we can make these shoes for the kids." https://image.nostr.build/ae554cfe5ac75babf1ca668ff9423d6d58609be3b2fbcf432528a4bd10506ae8.jpg


I'm in a similar situation lol


I've been putting it off, I need to get on it though.


What do you use to mix?


Damn. Hopefully you've not been spending much time in Portugal. That place sucks.


I say coupon


No they haven't


Well it seems like he didn't survive.


BBTG


You've never flown on an aircraft for 15 hours next to a screaming child that isn't yours have you? Lol


That exchange rate implies I'd be willing to sell sats for that amount.


Well, I don't convert to sats for purchasing power today. It's long term store of value for me but everyone has their own reasons.


3749 per dollar. I'll buy all of them.


Bearish


Clear before Christmas day.  Let's hit it


Try using some of the water on the other "worlds" lol


Tanel what time zone are you in? You either go to bed really early or really really late for most times zones lol


Bro they never let me transfer enough money. I'm always getting this max recurring deposit error.


Who is this in reference to?


Ah. If it's just weed, he should be fine. Poor guy!


Lol. This already exists.


GM. What's happened to him?


Bullish


It was that tight security tent and the red/white signs preventing video of the huge debris field.


Is that your cat?!


Agreed. It was time. The screen was blurring and the eyes were burning


Dude I really thought Ben Armstrong was in Nostr for a min there


Lol. No. Ben Armstrong. Sorry I thought that was his post. I'm an idiot too


You're an idiot


Going back to Uvita in January for the Bitcoin Jungle event?


Dude. What. No I'm not sleeping after this shit. Lol


Ho lee chit


Gmail


That's gold


Yeah I don't really understand the end game for them.


We laugh, but if you think about it, it makes more sense than a Twitter imposter. There is a lot more at stake if they can get zaps.


For sure. There are entire books on this subject that don't fully capture it. It's a bit like the difference between a good and bad wine, beer, or cigar. The aficionados come out of the woodwork to tell you why one thing is better than another. Geographic location, climate, harvest timing, processing, storage conditions, age of the plant, could be organic or not, it's a whole thing.


The list of variables for that question would shock you.


Amaya Temporada. Thank me later


Thank you 🙏🏼


Pura Vida! Hope to call it home one day.


Places to visit: Drink coca leaf tea in Cajamarca. Cuzco, Trujillo and Chiclayo. If you stay in Lima, I'd recommend Mira Flores district. If you go to Machu Picchu, make sure you wake up early enough to catch the bus from Aguas Calientes to the top or you'll get there much later than you intend. Eat the cuy. Eat the ceviche. Lima smells like pollution and fish so limit your time there.


This is being generous to gold considering how much gold was discovered last year in Africa.


Why does it even matter how long you wait to fly after a tattoo? Just keep it covered


Hi, You sound like you would enjoy some $8 bottles of tap water. Please let me know where to send them and the invoice. 😂


I think this was Blockfi.


Roger that. I'm using Damus/Test flight on iOS.


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The conference is shaping up to be unconference style, meaning there's generally no speakers that are sought after, but discussions are conference participant led and various talks are given based on those in attendance. Though, an agenda is being formed with three stages and talks to be given throughout the day.

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GM. Gfy


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