PV! We chatted briefly! I think we were both headed in opposite directions. 🤙


Yes, I was there at BFF! 😅🇨🇷 It was great! Met lots of fine plebs.


When Nostrica Dos?


I hope you're right but Larry and the ETF boys seem to be outstacking us. Moscow time is dropping fast.


Lol, thanks for the zaps but I'm ok, no need to zap this note any more. 😅🤣


nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj  hey bud, do you know how to rip this video? I'd like to publish the whole video on nostr or somewhere else in case the video gets rugged.


Releasing 100% redacted documents to an FOIA request is a literal fuck you to the public.

https://v.nostr.build/LeedR.mp4


I stacked pretty hard this AM! 😅


You should know that if you uninstall Damus, and reinstall it, your default zap amount changes to 1000. Seems worth mentioning. I was previously set to 21 and just zapped a note for 1000 by accident. It was nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx so I'm not concerned because he deserves it.

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s


What would you put here? What would you call it?

#asknostr https://image.nostr.build/6016aa5ab4498a65787132797fd1987842cc6ad4113276c8decbd2003de39686.jpg


Uvita, CR obviously


Literally


"Bitcoin has crashed back to all time lows."

-Ross Sorkin today probably


You got me by 250


That would be ridiculous. Everyone knows it was Nickelback.


I like a little black pepper and salt but I could pass on salt if the butter is salted


Damn I can taste it now.


A1 sauce is peak fiat but you already know that. Nothing like a cheap trailer trash sirloin grilled over some charcoal and served on a styrofoam plate swimming in some A1.


If you bring your own beverage, hour could they charge you 6x the price?


Fancy place


nostr:npub1hxwmegqcfgevu4vsfjex0v3wgdyz8jtlgx8ndkh46t0lphtmtsnsuf40pf would love your feedback.


Psychopath.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/ceraweek_ceraweek-2024-hon-jennifer-m-granholm-activity-7175627023795552257-UwCc


Xitter has really rekt people on this concept.


Nawlins?


Wow that is some real clownery


So you're full of shit? Go back to Twitter.


How exactly do they validate who voted and who didn't?


Prauge the gauge


I checked FB today. The same post from a relative has been sitting at the top of my feed for over 3 days. Lol WTF they doing over there at Facebook?


First 100 people who repost this will get total of 10,000 No-KYC sats.

#Bitcoin and #Nostr are winning.

Early reposts will get more.


I'd really love to like SpaceX more and respect them, but having to do business with Elon's companies is an exercise of humility and degradation. Their employees are some of the least compassionate business "partners" I've come across in my tenure. If they weren't absolute aholes, I'd get way more excited about their projects.


I'm big dumb energy over here


The keys are just stored in the Damus app. I can write them down but was hoping for a copy paste solution that doesn't involve exposing them to email or notes app


Ok so I don't want to email my keys to myself, could you recommend a good method for back up of the keys?


Ok so here is the before and after. Saved 4GB. https://i.nostrimg.com/1f13427c3d25775929307e67475844bcdf7fb9f3ee6fe47d72a051f68810806e/file.jpeg https://i.nostrimg.com/8bd61ab24a27b0d9bad8602bfefc3291e80921c0fa0283ab090b5b2e701ec9f5/file.jpeg


It's yuge. Lol


Damus is taking up 6GB on my phone. How do I reduce this? Is there a way to clean it out?


Really?


What a weird thing to hate.


No


I been wondering this for at least a day now.


We’re hosting 2 meetups in Costa Rica simultaneously. One in Uvita and another in Santa Teresa. March 31 in the evening.

Hope to see you there! https://i.nostr.build/gZn7l.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Vw5nj.jpg


I am shocked and amazed by this.

(Sarcasm)


Which platform is requiring this?


Ain't it afternoon for you tanel?


Fast for a few hours in between nutritious meals of beef, raw dairy and fresh fruits.


Are you gonna let me sit on your face when this is all over because wow


Bitcoin is NEVER DOING ABOVE $74,000 USD. nostr:note1g2lq3vp3tr8r24tfj9qsusrm9f7tltnepwth9ve2jpcv7u6xp5zstudl7k


In your example there's no need for the phone call. So by this person telling me to send the points I made in an email, he's saying he can't regurgitate information he's just been told. This employee is worthless and should be fired immediately in order to prevent further wastes of time.

Why did we have he phone call? Just so he could hear the sound of my voice one last time before asking me to type it out?

Incompetence is filling the workplace.


nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm how do I invite a friend to use Alby? They're trying to setup an account but need an invite link.


That's idiotic. A tree fell in the woods and no one wrote it down...


It is absurd. I don't work for that guy and I'm not his bitch. Enabling this behavior only sends us further into an oblivion of incompetency.


Phone call with NPC.

At the end of the call he goes, ok if you don't mind just type that up and send it to me.

What The Fuck.

No man, I just told you. If you don't know what to do with the information then I'm sorry. I don't have time to type it out. Why is this acceptable business practice? What the fuck happened?


Everyone RN.

I shoulda bought more.


How about Kreuz market in Lockhart? Shoulder clod. Had that?


Too much polyjuice potion


It's so ogre


No


Understood, I'm just curious how my example above isn't just as private. The KYC sats flow from known wallet at an exchange, then to hot wallet like a bluewallet, then wallet of Satoshi on lightning, then let's say Bitcoin Jungle or Zeus lightning, then back to a fresh bluewallett address, then a Sparrow wallet. You lose less sats and all of the sats are different UTXO sets.


But wouldn't you lose significantly more sats in this process?


And slow


I'm genuinely curious, I've never coinjoined before because it seems expensive.


What is the benefit of coinjoins when you could just send the sats to two non KYC lightning wallets back to back and then into a fresh non KYC BTC wallet?


I'll be honest, I really thought we'd see more tits on Nostr, but I must be following some solid folks because I rarely see tits or ass on here and you guys can post whatever you want. It's interesting right?


Left. Raw milk


Yeah I really didn't know they existed.


No sats


No duplicates.


Per person reply* lol


Let's take a vote. Looking for at least ten replies.

Zip up jeans or button up jeans?

Each reply gets 21 sats unless you don't answer the question.

I bet you can't drain my lightning wallet. nostr:note1f4r08teunfkhcacp5nejc9mnacwt7nx4p5n0w89dkjhqkesvx37s3ydh33


Tomorrow isn't priced in


I guess you could call me a zipper maximalist.


Most loan agencies will die and only highly scrutinized applicants will get loans.


Damn. Yeah I've definitely been the guy trying to get those off of a girl but never seen or considered wearing them myself. 😂


I always thought you were a dude but I guess you're a chick. 🤷♂😂


Good luck getting reelected jackass


Terry Black's is so good


I'm happy for them, but she's definitely wearing the pants in that marriage. I wonder if she lets him pee standing up.


Absolutely do not do this. You can't control the wattage and heated absorption very easily. They're already roasted by experts and anyone that thinks they are going to get consistent results with this is fooling themselves.

The only thing they will get from this is additional aroma dispersed into the air before brewing. Likely losing flavor in the brew itself.


$73k? Never heard of her


$69,420 again one more time for the plebs that missed it!
 #bitcoin https://i.nostrimg.com/8eb36037373d4ae02e6ec14a4a9057abe01917e63720ea38bf696913f36501d9/file.jpeg


What is the risk of double spend? I am not technical enough to understand all of this, but it seems the further removed from on chain, the greater the risk of double spend. Maybe I'm just dumb and there's no risk of this?


I can't even find all of my own Bitcoin balances sometimes. 😂


Good luck with that


Why do I get some DMs on primal, but not on Damus?


We all know he did


Andreas Antonopoulos describes his first experiences with Bitcoin:

- I left everything behind to study
- Didn't eat, didn't sleep

Many felt the same way 🦾

#AndreasAntonopoulos
#Bitcoin #Plebchain https://video.nostr.build/87fde2bdbddeebc8fb89e303e52cc98fa38319dd122e02881fb02289cd80e43f.mp4


I had something like this happen to me for international wire but I just scheduled an in person meeting ahead of time. Good luck man!


Hi Badsamm. Sats addict here


As cool as the artwork is, the mask over the face makes me think of 2020 and all of the silencing and attempted control that happened. Would much rather see the teeth and tongue screaming from the top of their lungs.

FUCK the STATE and THEIR DELUSIONAL ENFORCEMENT OF OVERREACHING POWER.

I don't need to be known, but I want to be heard, because I think others are scared to voice their dissatisfaction with the STATE.

WE AREN'T AFRAID, We are pissed off.


I hope Josh is recovering well man. Sounded like a nasty bang up. He was progressing so fast in Texas a few years ago, we get a bit ahead of ourselves. The big green ball comes up fast.


So where's the rest of the email?


Makes sense.


Do you really think that's the way forward? A sort of disguised adoption?


I like it


Same


Wild


He does look like HP


Yeah that's interesting. What was their reasoning for not giving you the cash? I've dealt with several banks and international wire transfers, they don't like you taking out money but BofA has never outright said no.


Which bank?


Bearish


What book?


That is alarming


3.5M amirite?


$250k by 2035? That's not bullish IMO


Bitcoin in 2022: Rat poison. Highly risky. "I don't want to lose money."

Bitcoin in 2024: I'll accept Bitcoin as payment, can you sell me bitcoin or how do I get more?


Lol. And thing happening to me. Everyone wants it when it costs more. Funny how that works


A farm


Spirit was doing that but that's the dogshit of aviation.


There are clear guidelines. Most airlines and passengers are just too nice to point out other people's stupidity.


Rekt.
It looks like this to me. https://i.nostrimg.com/be2651b96275f5ec497236caa9dc7670e8fd875993bed9d1ccce9fed3778cc83/file.jpeg


What time does the Conbase circuit breaker guy get into the office?


Rent seekers


On Damus and Primal
 it is just nested in one note. Are you on amethyst?


Jesus Christ.

Three strikes for me today. I'm done making jokes.

https://youtu.be/r-LcjBzUgwk?si=lgHmEJLmZWLpPa7M


Bitcoin will definitely never go above $73,000 cuckbucks! nostr:note12ah6j89elhw74ytpwaku3jxaerg3wplp04264hn9v7z4v2x47qfsn56upp


My jokes aren't funny. You guys are too serious up here at ATH. No one understands sarcasm today.


It's a joke. They're idiot traders on Twitter or at least they were in 2022 when I left Twitter for this place.


Ok but il Capo of crypto and holeyprofit said it was going lower Gary!!


What has silver ever done for humanity?


GM


Gotta give them credit for trying right? They wanted to stack at lower prices


Reminds me of Robinhood Men in tights when they throw their ears at him.


Sorry Brian, I just thought it wouldn't go this high but it keeps going up.


Bitcoin will never go above $72k nostr:note185wlq2alwcs0vw3mla0fmjclpw78qp0pny6lf2m02esmkufa77esal80pn


SJO right?


Just booked flights from Houston for $45 plus some points.


BTC has been too big to fail for many years.


ETF buyers are gay and retardet


Millions and millions and millions of privacy.


So private. I'm the most private person that's ever existed. No one has ever seen someone so private.

All in Trump's voice.


Jokes on you I invented monero


Yes and a lot of money laundering for US corps. 😂


It's just Asia doing Asia things 😂


Yeah man it's sarcasm. Check my page lol


What about dogecoin


I heard it was the next Bitcoin


I always do flexible. But yes, strike is expensive. I prefer to buy/sell p2p


Asshole with asshole will make the whole world stinky. 👁


Elizabeth Warren agrees


What has bitcoin ever done for humanity?


The lack of product development (no phone) is catching up with share price.


Bad earnings in March. Everyone knows


Bitcoin is crashing. Sell it all. Bull market is over. I told you all it would never go above $71k and I was right.


No 😀


Holy shit


We are going to make it folks.


Awesome!


Your own goats?


How does it taste? Would love more details about your experience and process.


This is interesting.


I thought some guy inscripted some files last year and made a block larger?


Is that the maximum size?


I can hear it.


New lessons get learnt every cycle


Clownery


I've gotten more than usual this week


Nostr is the coolest shit ever. Gracias! nostr:note15jqna5gllzsxwazuny20shjeauvyxhhyxztqy6fauastmptdf7lsqqy2wx


No soy Hispano, pero hablo un poco español. Paso mucho tiempo en centroamerica.


nostr:npub1yrffsyxk5hujkpz6mcpwhwkujqmdwswvdp4sqs2ug26zxmly45hsfpn8p0 ¿Cobras por estas imágenes o la alegría solo lo haces por diversión?


Restaurant: $17
Airport: $23
Ball park/stadium: $27


What's the venue?


Yeah I just eat a ton of meat 😂 expensive though


I still eat tons of fruit though. Fruit/meat/dairy and honey mostly


I cut out veggies, grains, potatoes, nuts and seeds along with oils about 2 months ago, I'm leaner than I've been in years and feel great. Very high energy levels without the spike and crash like I had from so many starches.


Even better! I don't eat potatoes anymore but I used to love breakfast potatoes


You must be frying eggs and bacon in cast iron


Thanks!


5/7 for me


Is that the one that came out before bitcoin crashed from 20k or crashed from 69k?


You heard it folks. Big week. nostr:note1sx79dttsx5nmfgweesfu83uj058nx80fe6wq4kf8g55szvj5fv9qqcz5jk


nostr:npub1e8wj749dylsew4pkm9ufz97hvrtk63wfy0cfq2c9gv4973q25hds8e6dq0 https://nostrfreaks.com/zap/


nostr:npub1e8wj749dylsew4pkm9ufz97hvrtk63wfy0cfq2c9gv4973q25hds8e6dq0 did you see the new PFP gif?


I'm retardet ok


nostr:npub1e8wj749dylsew4pkm9ufz97hvrtk63wfy0cfq2c9gv4973q25hds8e6dq0 check DM


I can taste these burps


Looks like my kinda place.


New PFP. Who dis?

Thanks nostr:npub158qesjv52ysz2vnl2trmd5apgd9r07ah5vvrsr9tfqe03k4vhdfqcl4xtl


Brother. I did this today.  😂


Dystopia


The Phillips Blob demands it https://i.nostr.build/eJE0.jpg  nostr:note13l3p6napmxtcd7ctusrm79kl6nd5fe7ht7drvgztr7ztue7y4gyqvqse48


He didn't do nothing! He ate so much ice cream!


No because they're the ones being protected.


DM sent! Thanks


Interesting that it went that route but seems oddly better.


I was following you on Twitter when you above announced you were getting some legal heat, all good?


So how do you get a gif as your profile photo?


nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve thanks!


Decisions decisions.

#bitcoin https://i.nostrimg.com/e70202129be35fb5e5bcf7ed9fcea17f7154ee96cbc800e85ebdb99cd5db30e7/file.jpeg


I have plenty of money. I'm just short dollars. Like you don't have to worry about my well-being or anything... But the banks don't know I'm not broke.


We don't have vegan ass rats in Texas. They want the meat.


They really like dog food. The ones in Texas don't fall for Peanut butter


Getting overdraft protection emails from Bank of A. You could say I'm short dollars.


Link? How does it work?


You don't say


Peach


I can't do it captain


Of course I wish I'd waited a year, but in 2021 we all knew it was going to 100k. 😂😂😂😂😭


It has to be repaid in full with 90 days of termination. (My job outlook was pretty secure at the time).


Ok, I'm very happy to hear this. I thought you were significantly more psychopathic with that amount of mustard.


I did this in 2021 with $50,000. Bought it all the way down at 4% interest. It'll be paid off in mid 2026. The major difference with these loans is that your interest gets paid back into your own 401k.


I bought a Bitcoin in 2020 at $4100. Sold it at $8200. Doubled my money like the genius I was. 😅 FML


Lol is that mustard


CNBC will say the funds were misappropriated and bitcoin has failed again.


Same


It already happened! Next is 71


And this is just with the ETF's buying. Imagine what happens when they start selling.


The day it stops proving me wrong, I'll stop updating it. nostr:note185wlq2alwcs0vw3mla0fmjclpw78qp0pny6lf2m02esmkufa77esal80pn


You'll never forget it. Ross Snorkeler. 🍑


Sorkin is a butt snorkeler.


Bitcoin will never go above $71k. nostr:note1cy2tg44h4mrwfvalw8wpqnwpu48s0l50j2cxyrzy3zw9f0ml78as6njzwu


You know it


Hodl tightly onto your butts.


Yes


Me on the left there


The double wing bat Fibonacci retracement stochastic moving average is signaling short here


He literally only argues with bitcoiners and bulls.


He's a goal post mover. https://i.nostrimg.com/cfbfcd153e3d35eee6625627b4c554a466c92ac5fed406a1a00eb7aa93ef02c4/file.png


Such wreckage.


Follow the holeyprofit trader on tradingview. Absolute comedy.


Hoooooold nostr:note1mua2fwrpeyek8yt8dn8tzdj0wfmmqjjc55m0tf6c5cctnv83xcgs5tjtkc


You passed the test.


You're so right. I was dreaming for a second there.


Are you ready for price discovery above 70k?


Instead of posting actual memes I think I'm just going to start using a descriptor in plain text only


Yes meme


Rugged by your own wife


Moka pots are one of the best coffee contraptions out there.


I love all of you. Even nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex


Didn't want the cameras to catch him smirking


That's a deal. But I think we need to make exceptions because I use my zapper wallet everyday for zaps.


Any off grid natural gas miners here open to chatting?


GOOD MORNING STAY HUMBLE ENOUGH FUCK THE SUITS PURA VIDA EAT BEEF AND BE HAPPY


Incredible


Sats reward for sats reward


I like how a $1.50 hotdog and coke is necessity. 🤝


If you've been around a while, you've seen how Coinbase has changed their limits over the years. You can only withdraw so much, or you can only sell so much, only buy so much, there's absolutely going to be rug pull moment at some point.


I absolutely love seeing total zap value as a multiple of 21


A woman getting drinks?


Sweet. RIP my Blockfi credit card


How did you do this? Fold card?


The event might be real but the fight won't be.


25-30% real inflation, ok Heather. These fucking retards are pissing on us and trying to tell us it's raining.


So easy to fall in love with this place. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s nostr:note17njpukmgf0qrkyle0wshmtyml2dpfx0ecwfametsrj3mnh74hunq9fezwa


So cool right?


I zapped your note from Damus


Click link above and restart Damus. You'll be able to zap after the restart


They banned it but we still do it.


Bunch of nut00.rs


She needs help


No way. I don't eat bread.


Reminds me of Catch me if you can


What does that mean? I wear dress shirts that pop out all the time. Super lame


Does this affect short guys? I'm 6'3" so I just thought it was tall person problem


What kind of phone? Mine does. ₿


Audio, sorry, love ya but I ain't sitting around watching you talk. I use this for driving, the gym, running errands etc.


Basically, download eNuts app and follow the prompts. Connect your Nostr and then fund your wallet from a lightning wallet. Then you can mint ecash and send it. Super easy really.


You don't need a video. I could explain it at a base level if you want to chat.


It is the one that backs.


If you buy a Stanley thermos cup, you're short bitcoin and retardet.


You can only show them so much. They have to drink it themselves.


Enjoy


I've been using these for espresso for years. They are short but fat so you can do full coffees or Americano/latte/cappuccino. Instead of just shots and then transferring into larger cup.


Get a keep cup. Great for espresso.


Looks fun


You could just buy $100 worth of bitcoin and every time it goes up 20% send the proceeds to the charity/dev. Seems easier and more likely to result in success.


You're not missing anything. Just a thoroughly disappointing process run by completely incompetent minions of a failing society.


I've only ever voted once. Voted for trump. Will never vote again.


To be fair they do it in plain sight. 😅


I want an antbox and 225 whatsminer M50S. Also need a Genset.


I was hoping we'd blast up into the 70s first. Need to buy some stuff with coin first


Found* not don't. Lol fucking Nostr typos man


We are here


Of course they do.


You should post here more


No lightning wallet?


Haha yes humidity for sure. Bugs. Killer plants. Snakes. It's a dump. Rains all the time. Everyone please stay away.


Biggest project of my life.


Tip of the iceberg


Grassfed is the way to go. Hard to get used to cooking it, I don't that I have to cook it way less to get my normal medium to medium rare.


I have family there. Near Bremerton.


nostr:npub1arapgwmv27cqnrjq60enlery30l34jjsy4ufe76svktdzz3v6n8q9patt9 https://i.nostrimg.com/23fb32edaeac3ed56aaff72935d7118c89373845edd4d4ab2bb1cc8957c729bd/file.jpeg


You must be in California or NY. Lol. In Texas they basically give it away.


I hope I'm never famous.


You pay $6.99 per lb for liver?


Are you thinking it isn't a choice? Or are you suggesting it is a choice but has other prerequisites?


This guy sold in October 2022. He told me I was crazy for holding. https://i.nostrimg.com/56c2a330e53abb3dd2be7358aae189f08d35a53e86dd37178177bfc02b08a551/file.jpeg


Palindrome block


Something about it costing $1.59/lb makes me think it doesn't taste great lol


You only get off of the journey when you run out of dollars. The journey is getting to zero.


So you're thinking several weeks of down pressure from here? Through the halving even and then up after that?


I don't want to go to Canada at all so it seems like will go there not anytime soon. 😅😂


What's that mean?


I feed my dogs calf liver every day, but haven't gotten up the nerve to eat it any other way than ground into burger meat and I really don't like the burger meat after adding the liver. I prefer beef heart but it's harder to get unless you're close to a ranch.


How long do you grill it? Medium? Well done? I know some guys eat it frozen raw with honey.


"was booming" 💀


Steady lads


Bitcoin will never go above $70k nostr:note12hppztqdxkk6erv09hgudcwzfgr9ntxcpfrc387fqvs7ggykxvds99rpmd


That is absurdly odd. I like it.


Yeah I never really looked into tools to do it, but the memories feature is nice. Almost done.


I login everyday and delete everything from the memories every single day. Started in May one year ago. Almost done. I only keep photos that I want to screenshot and save.


Rekt


Hasn't started yet


That's impressive.


Lol that would be crazy, especially if you can just bump other cars wen you get road rage


Would be sick if the roads were electrified and we could all just have one of these.


Some governments impart their strength/weakness on the markets in various ways. OR large traders using leverage move prices.


How large of a transaction can you do with ecash? I'm guessing it depends on the lightning channel capacity?


How do I get ref links?


He's been shorting BTC since the low 20k range lol


Some trader guru on tradingview said I have a gambling problem because I buy BTC at any and every price.


Oh my gawd it crashed


Is that the Peter Schiff guy everyone keeps talking about?


Time to delete our Nostr profiles and sell all the corn. It was a good run.


It's so over.


Soon


It's all over. That was it. It was fun. Pack it up boys. Bitcoin is going to fucking Zero.


"Tax collection is a humiliation ritual."

- nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy


I've been zapping direct to profiles for a while! This is so much nicer!!


Thanks brother!


Do you have your own lightning node connected to your bluewallet lightning wallet? For bluewallet, you have to be connected to your own node. I use getalby instead.


Nostr is so fucking cool


I never got a stimulus check so I borrowed the max amount from my 401k and bought bitcoin


Remember in 2020 when they printed 4T and told us inflation was 1%?


Bro


nostr:npub160t5zfxalddaccdc7xx30sentwa5lrr3rq4rtm38x99ynf8t0vwsvzyjc9  🥜🐿 delete +


I've been eating his diet for a while and I love it. My wife is more fit than she's ever been!


I'll probably see him next month. I'm not sure why he isn't on Nostr yet. Maybe he's a nym and just prefers to lurk. Who knows.


That's awesome. I'll have to check it out. Paul is the man. I met him last month. Great dude


All these people acting like we shouldn't be excited clearly didn't stack hard enough. 🤝👩🚀


Me too!


I hope you're right. I remember in 2021 when it raged during the Asian market hours and was calm during the US market hours


You know what I love to do in the morning is 69 nostr:note1uvc4hfhjgdjua7y43zzmteme0egfrq8mmxk2p2mn23h5shah8kdsqx6mjy


Their participation this cycle has been lackluster.


Bitcoin will never go above $69k nostr:note1ukrf95m5kxjg7jvpqrerxww4akj7q095mtzqdlpgv7cvuh7puzfqvsra7x


Sounds nuts


thanks — appreciate that!

For anyone interested, here’s a link to last week’s:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/60VMdRinneRAzVfOj8rcIW?si=4c90f34d1fb14234


Good rip. You can feel the excitement


Love your podcast man! I'm jealous you made it to Madeira!


Beautiful


Super cool.


Answered before I read the whole thing. Didn't realize it was expandable. How did you post this?


Your emotions.


Did you go by a different handle on Twitter? This looks familiar. Haha


So they empty balances of some accounts to send BTC to others and then just replace it later. Sounds legit


Congrats! I knew you could do it. Very proud to be a freak.


Censor me harder daddy nostr:note1w49r7fjfu5fx9c9xjt409at2zqkn7fw5h63n7v9g8n6t4xrymzhq3mcrm6


Sorry replied to wrong note.


I meant "are taking"

The last year or so it seems like the miner stocks dump before bitcoin.


I think so


Brother, my boss was going to buy 6 BTC at $17k and bought a fucking RV instead. Imagine our interactions today.


Damn. You know Brian too?


Miner stocks take huge hits. Here comes a nice rinse boys. Wait for it.


Zap more actually. Weird like that. Higher amounts too


Bitcoin will surely never go above $68k. nostr:note1xwz0laq6gr58ctvesyssm7dzqu9z3q6nzvthp8q6a62rpgqzt4ssp9kkk7


OMG did you get permission to post a photo of that finger?


I think this is my favorite for the cycle.


I don't know much about the trading piece


Ahhh thanks


What exchange? Their spread is high.


Such a good friend!


nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft is so tall! The tallest nostrich.


I'm always wrong. nostr:note1xwz0laq6gr58ctvesyssm7dzqu9z3q6nzvthp8q6a62rpgqzt4ssp9kkk7


I'm always wrong. 🤷♂


Bitcoin will never go above $67k. nostr:note10797dl3sjaksa2ee8pfqvsm5pw44tav4wlftdpga7044nl2dh0rqd2r09u


Gracias amigo


Which website is this?


Physically?


Bitcoin will never go above $66k. nostr:note1txuyspf25m72e9e27mq08dlje3qs52rpy2v7hz2ush402d68s9qsgmlwlv


Pepe 4?


Haha yeah


You haven't seen the edit?


I'm about two months into it. I eat quite a bit of fruit, but mainly meat, raw dairy and salt. It's life changing. My wife and I both feel fantastic. No grain, no vegetables, no seed/nuts/oils. No refined sugars or syrups.


Hell yeah. No fruit?


That looks great! Carnivore diet?


10k daily candles normal


Sorry about the bad crop. Lol


nostr:npub1e2wk36e9vg8uw40phrrkkhc4tax8a9ken3fjcyy63vmdyz9aee2sk9el27 has proposed a compromise 😂

https://v.nostr.build/3den.mp4 nostr:note1wfkct4yak8nwkhve7umxmwx57gzeljc709npmpyqm5347u0k9jlqhkq52d


64k gang is the new 58k gang.

Inflation.


https://i.nostrimg.com/53e6e52b272f3f85252e7c983373695127895e8e332e6523dfbce0f8c8fc576a/file.jpeg https://i.nostrimg.com/00350f0e43aeda8d0f9a791d339463cc082dce292550d2d4bcee19e1fad20301/file.jpeg


It's a shame really. He's just a buzz word guy.


I liked him too. Damn.


Yes!


Yes and we're here just sending eNuts back and forth.


I don't know why but people think you're scamming then. I paid a guy for something in BTC a month ago and he's already up $200 😂


I tried to send 100 sats to nostr:npub148ut8u4vr8xqd4gefhg6eyc5636p5zthw3zfse2njfkezegczers59ty0w and this what happened. So I DM'd the string


Does it go to your LN wallet that's connected to your n9str?


nostr:npub1te0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqjmjgwp just sent you 🥜 to your Nostr thru eNuts app. Got it?


Yeah I get it. It was just a joke. Thanks for explaining it, people post LN invoices all the time. It was just a few hundred sats. I didn't realize bots were grabbing them.


Lol yeah, I just thought it was funny


Yeah I saw, I was asking nostr:npub148ut8u4vr8xqd4gefhg6eyc5636p5zthw3zfse2njfkezegczers59ty0w  lol


Did you get it?


Lol


This happened to you?


Like a BIP39 word list, but a different set


I have a question for you eCash folks... The long string of numbers/letters, could an improvement protocol be made to turn this into a phrase? Like a seed phrase?


Popped our collective cherries


Buenas amigo! Nos vemos pronto!


Beauty


Did they stop shitcoining yet?


Agreed


Ok but they don't sound alike at all


Raw honey in hot water to drink and warm salt water up the nose.


Thank you sir! Yes, but he's a bit of a drama queen. 😂


GM. #dogstr on high alert https://i.nostrimg.com/a80e2551ddb4be919adff51f83cf4d4cb2d868a05b714e658f025d97c74d889f/file.jpeg


Sometimes I get in a hurry ya know


And they be like bro let's 🫂


You aren't bullish enough.


What do you remember about the last quarter of 2020? What were you doing? How did you feel?


This isn't true at all. Maximum pain would entail price ripping into the hundreds of thousands. More people are without bitcoin than hold it.


RIP


Measure how many shitcoiners follow you on Nostr this time?


Stop going to resorts. Go to a nice house in the jungle with a caretaker/butler/chef.


Ok, yeah I don't keep many sats in LN wallets. Just Bitcoin Jungle and Alby. Mostly for orange pilling people in Costa Rica or zapping on nostr


So essentially you could push your whole kyc stack through this and it would be private afterward if you sent it to a new BTC wallet?


Cool thanks. So you have to keep keys for ecash also? Does that mean it's custodial? Can you get rugged? Like if I'm the only one with the ecash wallet keys, am I protected from a custodian rugging the wallet?


Me


Ok so I have the eNuts app and connected it to my npub, why would I want to fund it with sats if I have a lightning wallet?


Right but where do you put this string? Lightning wallet?


Lol I know. Same


Sounds amazing


We all know CPI is fake anyway.


Curious how you ran your math.
I came up with $82k


Moving to CR next month so if you find yourself in the Uvita area, let me know!


I wish I could express to you how little I know. I'm retardet. Not sure how I got here, how I found out about Nostrica or even how I met Pablo, but I'm happy to be here.


Yes. I bought the nip-05 from Pablo in 2022. I paid him sats to set it up for me like a week or two after NIP-05 was released. I have no memory of how I got here or why. 😂


Yeah it was incredible. Bitcoin Freedom Festival was at the same venue. Both were good.


Did you go?


Looking for ideas for a farm name. Needs to sound good in Spanish too.


What is it exactly? I'm retard


Ok but them Hilux trucks are spensive these days


On-chain tx to see if BTC still working?

bc1qf4mgs6n7zaare0hp82x2st9c40pcavdqrn2nyz


How do I send shares of MSTR p2p and across borders so I can pay got coffee in a third world country?


He's a little clickbaity but he's been through hell and back for his 2021 calls. He gets a pass.


Full bladder


Damus


I really like his analysis. He's been directionally correct for years now.


Gm https://i.nostrimg.com/6ac807ce289afcc2004b23e63be8fb63c0eb35d49c917291315831cfcd6053df/file.jpeg


Damn. You can party? 😂 My idea of partying is going to get ice cream with the wife on Friday night.


Yes. They do it in busy areas. They also like to help you with backing out of a parking place on a busy road.


Same in Costa Rica


Stop. I can only get so erect


Pepe


The people in charge of the event aren't Nostr pilled.


Lol what? Really?


I don't understand. Your Nostr profile has notes all the way back to February of last year. https://i.nostrimg.com/b8a561a8d56a7b78330cafe568d3a24ba62c434ad484828f32393b35dcdede19/file.png


Bitcoin is fat.

-Saylor


Every website wants you to login and create an account now. Looks like we're headed back to analog. I don't create accounts unless I absolutely have to.


Awesome


GM. Pura Vida. SHESS


It is likely in nominal terms.


When is that?


Looking at it again, I think I'd answer number 2, My smooth brain didn't realize they're all the same just different view point.


Mood

https://youtu.be/DD2m_iqD7dI?si=9opx6OVrEAg0EjAS


Use it to enrich your life. That's what it's for. Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you should never sell. We did this for a reason.


You think time moves from left to right only? Just curious where this comes from.


It's definitely happening


2017 🫡 never gone into a bull run with this much corn though. Lol


You would think they'd at least know the basics but they don't seem to


🌔👩🚀🔫👩🚀🌔 always has been


I like this one. https://youtu.be/kQCrjkmolFU?si=zy4m4SkmoHJEPcwh

Or the 1800 Moscow time one. 😂


I'll get excited after $85k. I still feel nothing. Even $100k isn't that impressive considering new all time high has to cross $82k to match the $69k from 2021... Inflation adjusted.


I have a friend who is fairly tenured at Fidelity and rather high within the company. she literally knows nothing about their ETF other than that launched recently. It's wild to me. I know more about their ETF details than she does.


Me and my wife are in our mid thirties and we each have a giant one. 😂 They're pretty comfortable!


What makes you say that?


Yes


STAY HUMBLE ENOUGH STACK SATS


7 green months let's go


I'll be happy with 25-30 in the first set. Will report back. My patella was disconnected from the quad tendon. I've been eating almost perfectly so I'm leaner than I was before surgery but my endurance is shot.


I've been on the sidelines with an injury but tomorrow is my first day back to the gym this year. Can't wait to try for 100 pushups.


-$15M for gold


Haha yes I understood it to be out flow, just doesn't seem like enough to be significant. I realize the inflows for BTC are many multiples higher. I guess my question is if we're actually witnessing rotation or if they are uncorrelated.


One week up. One day sideways. 😂


What do you do with elderberry? Can you eat this fruit? Or make syrups/jams? I think some folks use it for liquers.


Can't wait for the first 12 months post ETF launch. I hope you're positioned to have life changing wealth this run. 🤝


Yeah it would be really interesting to see the correlation of flows graphed out since January.


It's not odd. It would be odd if your fave was key lime pie


There are no coincidences! 😂


I don't pay much attention to gold, is the -15M in flows from Gold miners statistically unusual? Obviously the inflows for BTC ETF is higher but I'm curious if there's actually a big gold exit happening. $15M is peanuts.


Ok that's a fair point


No corn syrup?


Sick


The gig is up. Game over. Shut it down.


Me: You want divorce? Ok here's my checking and savings account, and 401k. Bye.


Mine too. Then she rolls her eyes. She doesn't know how big the stack is.


That's fair. I appreciate from a distance. I don't wear metal on my body, and especially not spending that kind of cash or sats to do it.


STAY HUMBLE ENOUGH STACK SATS

nostr:npub10uthwp4ddc9w5adfuv69m8la4enkwma07fymuetmt93htcww6wgs55xdlq nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy


Rolexes are gay and so are most luxury items.


Don't worry Marty, your funds are safe with auntie Yellen and Papa Powell. They will not let a financial crisis happen. Stop your fear mongering. 😂💀💀💀 There is unlimited money at the federal reserve and your Uncle Neel Kashkari will just pump the system. So all is good. Got it?


That state is dog shit wrapped in dog shit


Satoshi mushroom pizza does sound p good


Plus we all know bitcoin will never go above $65,000


I feel nothing. I'm ready. Bring me $12k


I hate when I accidentally like my own notes on nostr. Can't undo it lol


Like what


Cool. Thanks. Will add to my listens list


https://image.nostr.build/9030507df1e94b0c96c7470dc9b6b415aff20b7d8d131cadce4e125a120265f5.jpg  nostr:note180tgl078j2z0as5ls2qsgn4wxzcg266ep3vrjxrm52jegq8jt6rqr0ty26


Beautiful


Haha yeah makes sense


Jim Cramer says we didn't spend enough time with the 58k gang.


Had a friend that used to rob the grocery store blind in the bulk section. He'd load up on expensive coffee, nuts and dried fruit and then just ring it up as the cheapest bulk item number like peanuts or something.


This seems like some Canadian bullshit


Same


I know people that eat raw liver with honey. Never tried it


Raw or cooked


Interesting. I reshared a quote from Saifedean Ammous that I put in Facebook 3 years ago. The post didn't get a single like. 😂 Not even from my mom who likes everything I post.


Some trader guru told me that the dollar was about to rip and that rate cuts are coming so unloading BTC now before the interest rate cuts would be smart. 😭😂


So it's actually still stuck, just showing as two transactions now. I think I'm having to wait. The fee bump I used was pretty significant and it didn't get one confirm over night


You have friends and family with Bitcoin? I told all mine it was a scam so they'd sell it to me in the bear.


Damn they must have a lot of Bitcoin they need to purchase.


People are selling bitcoin here at $62k. Can't really blame them. Being patient and disciplined isn't for everyone.


Do you have a tiny drill bit? Or needle? Sterilize and twist it by hand into the infection. Drill bit needed on nails if the infection is under the nail. It will puke but the pressure will go away.


$82,000 with inflation. A little ways to go yet!


What time in Moscow time zone?


This what happens when stick too many painted butts on paper.


Look at the 200 week lol


Right


The first rule of Bitcoin is that you do not talk about your bitcoin. The second rule of Bitcoin...do NOT TALK about your Bitcoin. 😂


Ok but not very many. 😂


Sats* ducking typos


GM

We've zapped more stats to strangers than most people will ever have in their lifetime.


GM. WE'RE MARRIED AND OUR WIVES ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT BITCOIN, BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE ACTUALLY HAVE?


Switching everything to coldcard


I'm still confused about how to see multiple accounts on Sparrow though. On one of my trezors, I have 3 accounts that each have their own UTXOs on them. When I import the keystore, only the first account populated on Sparrow with it's UTXO set. Account 2 and 3 do not show up


So I just rebroadcasted by importing the keystore to Sparrow. It was super easy. I really hate trezors. Their trezor suite is terrible. Thanks again


Wow. Really? Lol


So when I click on the pending tx, there's no option to do anything in trezor suite. But in their help content it shows that there should be a bump button or finalize button.


I'll give it a go.


Thank you. Yes it was RBF, I just haven't had to do it before. I'll check this out.


Accidentally set a UTXO consolidation TX with too low of a fee rate. What do I do? Just wait?


Nope. Account got nuked and never went back 😂. I just looked at satellite.earth and got a spooked. What is it? I saw several people with the same usernames as on nostr that I follow. Is it connected to Nostr?


Fuck yes! I remember when you posted you were buying your first miner.


Still mining?


Welcome back buddy. I forgot you were here. I miss a lot of my ex Twitter friends since my account got nuked


Is that a Hogwarts joke? 😂


Maybe it didn't seem like a trick to you but try telling my dad it isn't a trick. 😂


I just zapped you. How's that for a trick? Instant money across international borders with the push of a button. Coins ain't doing that


😂 tell that to my spare change bowl that's just sitting on the counter collecting dust because I end up with coins any time I buy something with fiat.
It totally sucks.


NFT enthusiast? Might do better on here if you remove that last bit.


The inverse Cramer guy made a ton of money counter trading him in 2020 and 2021


I have a neighbor that leaves them up all year. Powered up and everything


Jamie Dimon: Shut it down


Damn you still have coins from 2011?


It's gotta be right?


Dude I literally think creamer just likes the shitposting. He likes the attention. You know he's probably loaded to the titis on corn. He's an act


Is it a Bitcoin?


Of course they did.


You got a better price than me I'm sure. I bought a big chunk over $65k lol


Yup. Yo I took out a loan and bought bitcoin in 2021 lol. 4% interest over 5 years so I'm winning now but hey it still sucks to make those payments twice a month.


Tell them it's a scam. Shuts em up every time.


Honestly the bear market memes are better in my opinion. The desperation brings out the creativity in people.


Definitely not a butthole


Yep


So they took it. Rugged


Finkster coming for that corn baby


Lunch break


Just wait. Wallstreet is trying to figure out what happened. Green candles will resume shortly. Definitely not going over $65k though. Ever.


Let's go!


Bitcoin will never go above $65k. nostr:note1nlh2mm89kufslv5q4ncmycske400n05t8srs5ak7p2rslmgxzs9s4xrn27


Bitcoin will never go above $64k nostr:note1q3zpe8whdd5da5h7che7dq4z98acsvmtf5uaymzlq0x7hz7e2vlqrtj4nn


Bitcoin will never go above $63,000 nostr:note1fumg7up97semcg3t0mc4legcwmlglq953pecyuyxjanv6n09mfrqwff5h4


People are so entertained by stupid useless fiat shit, but they hear about bitcoin or nostr and go, "oh that sounds techy and confusing"


We do they just don't get it.


Bitcoin will never go above $62k nostr:note1k956fph22u4ej0u65h9kyptjaz7l9txtjryu090lsgk2rja8fjcsle644f


Thank you


I got $81,400 because I didn't count the inflation rate for the whole year of 2021


I did the math last night and we were close with our numbers. 🤙


Bitcoin will never go above $61k nostr:note1p33dezy55xgkwf990qrf8a7dwgzslc5g90n47pmquq76l8y04ljsxptqr5


Bro you must be 6'3" because your feet look exactly as big as mine in hiking photos. 😂


I think it is, but this one might not be a butthole.


No


Game hasn't even started brother!


Today is the 59th day of the year. Halving is 4/20. We live in a simulation and the dev has a sense of humor.

All time high in ten days would be fitting.
#bitcoin


I never said I didn't care about them. But I did say anyone that buys them is gay and retardet. Got my Twitter account suspended for it actually. 😂


Yep


The chartists punching air RN


I heard 7k by conference day


This explains your bitter attitude. Come down to the tropics and warm up. You can enjoy the warm 82F, sunny skies, lush jungle and cool river on my property.
https://m.primal.net/HfqS.jpg


Lol you thought we'd sleep through it? Nah


The plan


There are traders out there saying bitcoin is about to crash because the technicals don't look good. 😂💀


Gm https://i.nostrimg.com/46e269e926d52144fd2ebfe786bd696b212d09f537df97e150f759aef2b96bde/file.jpeg


Bitcoin will never go above $60k nostr:note1hwmw3uh2qj90dx6wgyzgydm9xhne2ypktqsmtsvg2cgdnds5zfcq4lh5dm


Brutal. Savage. Rekt. Absolutely taken down..


Bitcoin will never go above $59,000 doll hairs. nostr:note1n2p24np7acvyu9gjh3r28la08z309vef8c6f0aez7lg5pw39f9wq3z8wrx


Lol wild


I had a whole cabinet full of them for drinking and saving stuff and then I married my wife and she ridiculed me. Lol


Have they violated their terms of service?


If you like low key you'll love the Costa Rica Bitcoin Freedom festival!  Kid friendly too


No


You're talking to the wrong guy if you think I care about the appearance or shape of the cut of steak. I only care that it's medium-rare and not rancid. I'm not in this for the beauty. I have a farm with 50 head of grassfed cattle on it. The cows don't care what kind of knife cuts them up and it all tastes the same to me. https://i.nostrimg.com/02771706e5162d6496ace58315f67600ac28cdb73430a2fea7ca34e8469b3872/file.jpeg


Lol. I thought you were looking for a flight and a rental car with BTC


What is a flight car?


I don't spend money or time on edging the lawn either. Rather save the money. I'm a neanderthal. Take your fancy knife skills to Smith & Wollensky. I'm sure they'll hire you.


You care about things that don't add value in my opinion. We are different. That's ok. I'm not doing maintenance on my steak knives. I eat steak almost every day. The added maintenance is a waste of time. Also I already have these knives found and buying straight blades just so I can do this is retarded when my knives work just fine and aren't going dull or breaking.


It'll make a turd.


Eating lunch right now. Not sure how I was able to saw through this with this cheap ass Henckels. My hands and arms are crazy strong though so maybe that's it. I have a huge dick also. https://i.nostrimg.com/62c383e963eac25b86dc59fd38f33bab2e270c75bb5c1e6c06ea9ab9c7e68296/file.jpeg


Hey look they're retarded okay


Was the mask on their chin? That's the best


I never said they were better for cutting.

The difference isn't meaningfully significant.

Please show me where I said that. You can't read.


He called you gay


I got the booster shot so I'm not scared of your knife sharpening skills. I'm safe.


I don't even eat meat. I'm vegan. I eat ice and fairy dust.


I actually don't even own a knife.


I try not to spread propaganda.


I'm sorry you see it that way. Left/Right it doesn't matter. They both lie. Fuck both sides. There's only two sides anyway: govt/citizens


Raw is natural, just strained. Pasteurized or processed honey can have additives, they heat it up to kill bacteria but it also reduces the antioxidants and nutrients in natural honey. Pasteurization also "improves" the appearance and shelf life. For stores... Raw honey is the way to go. Many processed or pasteurized honeys have extra things added that you don't want or Artificial flavoring.


Pasteurized


I pay $9 for half pint of raw from my neighbor who keeps bees on the roof.


Raw honey?


There are propagandists on both sides unfortunately.


Sorry but this is fake.
Don't trust. Verify. https://i.nostrimg.com/9da92f211a4c3940c755c1185f841b4a14f6b834c1fd23aa52a96e9341d8fa75/file.png


You totally missed the point by the way. You said 10 seconds per day of sharpening. That would be 25 hours over the last 25 years. That's your number. Not mine. I don't spend time sharpening knives for some weird obsession over a sharp knife. I cut the meat, I eat the meat. That's it.


Sounds good


I don't eat vegetables.


I sharpen knives, so I think I do know what I'm missing. I'm not missing 25 hours of time spent sharpening knives the last 25 years. I don't eat tough goat meat. I eat beef. My butcher knife and chopping knife get sharpened. The knives I use at the diner table aren't worth the extra headache. I'm happy for you or sorry that happened, but I've got better things to do than choose the wrong tool to do a job.


The Cutco and J.A. Henckels steak knives in my kitchen are over 25 years old and I've never had to sharpen a single one. Keeping a straight edge sharp is great for some things but I don't need to spend time sharpening a blade just to cut up my steak every night.

Cutco's are great. They are safe, effective and low maintenance. Just as sharp as the day I got them. I'm not trying to open a butcher shop and I don't need to julienne peppers often. 😂


Trezors are pieces of shit. Do not buy them. Get a coldcard.


Weird take. Lol. Different blades have different purposes.


Not that soon! I'll be in CR then.


Is it literally just a bunch of internet trolls on bluesky? Because it seems like it


Lol yes


Hola mi amigo! Good to see you on Nostr. I bought some beans from you last year with bitcoin, I hope the price appreciation has helped you.
I will visit soon.


Exactly. Facebook started that shit a long time ago. Twitter followed and then everyone else. We do not care what they want us to see, we just want to see the timeline of events/notes/posts.


Just be yourself. We don't need to make up words to describe mental anguish over something that shouldn't be happening anyway.


GM SHSS FTS LLWOP


It's not worth the money or the pain.


I thought it was pronounced calle but now I know it's actually pronounced calle.

nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg nostr:note1gmtvu85u96cprraps4ungn4vdk6mflg0f9kzzvcm545e4cczvems4ap5y6


Hell yeah. That's great man. I'm jealous. I've never been to a conf except Nostrica and Bitcoin Freedom festival. 😂 only the ones where I don't have to wear a shirt


Nice. I love persimmons.


Does persimmon wood have a special characteristics?


It's nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 wishing he was eating peachie-o's


You thought 10 cents was a dollar,but really it was 10 cents.

That's the real scam.


Amazing


Thugs in suits


Because it is


Lol. Mine is out of town so I can Nostr in peace.


Fucking Zero


No idea. Seems odd that it's there and hasn't moved for a couple years.


Lol. Your trading view app has the same 29,186 stuck on the bid ask as mine. I thought it was just me. Do you know why this is there?


$58k by midnight


With his finger on the buy button


Ok I'm being proven wrong by Bitcoin again. Surely it can't go above $58k.

Right? nostr:note17x65a8j6fy6mkwk3hekt9ekv0dx7jt0kztgkxc7pa40kmkylkdrstseh7p


Bitcoin will NEVER GO ABOVE $57,000.

I had bad judgement before, but now I'm right for sure. nostr:note1u56yg4gynng0efqz326jf4dw7a6arwxg3krkr6przv0ua2ydv3cqma9vdg


Poor Capo and holeyprofit. Those guys are full retard. Never go full retard.


JFC. Bitcoin is making a liar out of me. It certainly can't go above $56,000! nostr:note160exe54wtmdsrmgh00e8wmx685985yp77km4pappftlhrxmu7qcs96fwc6


God. What the fuck was I doing 10 years ago?


It is incredible to me that it hasn't happened already.


🫨🫨🫨🫨🫣 fuck the IRS


I did watch it. It sounds like he said the IRS was acting unconstitutionally with warrants but I didn't know if there was more context


nostr:npub1tccnjexzau3x5ea8c69v047nqfy3xm4w4yl9j788sts0usl87nhsvce6fh join us Luke... Get off the twit twat.


Lol what did he do?


That seems unwise.


I haven't watched it yet, but 30 year high means all time high right? Like food wasn't previously more expensive than this.


Think his kids are buying Bitcoin with the inheritance or nah?


I had one


Pls help. The corn is rising too fast and I don't have enough


I am short Gold.


Closed shorts? They had to open shorts when they took in the flows.


Yes


I think we're seeing institutions close out their short positions due to ETF flows here. Anyone at Glassnode got some insight?


Watch what happens when MSTR's balance sheet balloons and Saylor starts buying majority shares in Apple. It could happen. Not likely but it could. 😂


😂💀😂😭 it's ok I bought the dip. Just gotta watch out for those boating accidents.


Who bought at $69k? Where my homies at? Just me?


Ours was essentially a ply wood circle, heavy duty plastic attached like a big bubble and we cut a hold on the plywood, installed an electric leaf blower and put 2" holes spaced across the bottom of the plastic. It blew up when you turned on the blower and we took it to the indoor basketball court with a series of extension cords. It would glide right across the floor.


And steak


Agreed, he's a great mouthpiece for the asset, I really do like listening to him. Actually no I don't because it makes me feel like I don't have enough bitcoin, but you get what I mean lol


Next week: Saylor's MSTR bought 50,000 more BTC.

Me: I'm poor.pls see mi familia


Yeah duck me sideways


It was me.


Bitcoin will never go above $55,000 cuck bucks. nostr:note15dhz0z0wxas3ulezdukn764dygrge07jd6thf4jyymm5vwg94suqgs9q64


Well duck that was quick.


Me and my dad made one. It worked.


I would stay away from tea and other chemicals as well.


Quitting caffeine is a chore, but it can only really be achieved meaningfully with proper diet. Caffeine isn't energy. My question for would be what do you eat?

Without a nutrient-rich, animal based diet, you will struggle with this. I drank coffee for 15 years and quit in January. I feel great but I eat meat every day, eggs, fresh fruit, and raw dairy products. No seeds, no seed oils and no veggies.

My morning grogginess and headaches took 3 days to fade but my energy level has been great since then.


Good! you're probably much healthier than the Americans. Frying is a complete shit way to cook something


Nothing survives a trip through hot grease.


This interview is sus. If this guy actually interviewed Saylor, wouldn't there be an introduction? There's no way I'd cut that the final version. It just looks like a YouTuber trying to get clicks by skimming clips from another interview and then showing himself asking the questions.


GFY too


Bitcoin will definitely never go above $54,000 nostr:note1s9he7tsrnsf4arx43ygtkxw6528s3npe86dm7gqzphw4kjssqfyqrxdjdx


Well duck nostr:note10tp5t93uxyj6vetk60haezf2eypmuzklhffmuxkfwuynzzprflmscq4f26


Really? What about just sending sats into a custodial wallet, then into another custodial wallet and back into an on#chain wallet in a low fee environment.


Every time


nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p if you take the time to learn this, you will make espresso better than your favorite coffee shop with their $20,000 machine.

https://youtu.be/jAQLi5H8eqo?si=ceemPfeD4GbIqbef


This one is solid also.


Yeah I had a blade grinder for a while, the blades get dull and then you get inconsistent grinds. You could try just running some warm vinegar and descaling the machine but making coffee is a process that works best when you can eliminate variables. I went through 2 deLonghi's and two grinders before I switched to a Flair 58 and a Breville Burr grinder. Also, if you don't weigh your beans for dosing, you could just have too many grams of coffee in the portafilter. Too much volume with clog up the portafilter.


You don't use a Burr grinder?


I had a deLonghi and it did this when I made the grind size too small. I think the deLonghi machines are under pressurized.


Did you change coffee or grind size? Looks like the grind is too fine to me.


You tried to trick us today. It's an inverted butthole isn't it?


Tomorrow isn't priced in


Let's start with definitions:

**Cashu**  - Cashu is a free and open-source Chaumian ecash system built for Bitcoin. Cashu offers near-perfect privacy for users of custodial Bitcoin applications. Nobody needs to know who you are, how much funds you have, and who you transact with. - more info here https://cashu.space/

**Cashu-adress** - it is a protocol that runs on top of cashu mints. More info here: https://docs.cashu-address.com/

**Npub.cash** - service that runs on top of cashu-address protocol.  Let's you use your npub@npub.cash as a lightning address to receive zaps or incoming sats. More info here https://npub.cash/

**Pay to public key** - Like bitcoin you can cashu tokens are bearer assets and can be locked to a public key. This means only the person who has the private key can use that token.

> What do you use it for?  - Use your npub cash as your lightning address replacement.

**Why?** I believe everyone knows what a lightning address is. Lightning address is usually provided by your wallet provider who also runs their lightning node. E.g. if you have @alby.com lightning address then you already have an account setup with alby and using their lightning node to get your sats. With npub.cash you can simply put your npubaddress@npub.cash without registering first or signing up. And you can keep this forever even while changing your lightning wallet from alby to any other provider or running your own lightning node.

**Npub.cash** locks the received tokens into your nostr public key (Still work in progress) so that only the owner of Nostr public key who has the private key can claim the token and push it to their wallet of choice.

**Benefits Over Traditional Custodial Lightning Addresses:**

**Privacy:** With Cashu-Address, your financial activities are not visible to your custodian. This added layer of privacy ensures that your transactions remain your own.

**Flexibility in Custodian Selection:** Unlike traditional Lightning Addresses, Cashu-Address allows you to choose your custodian freely. If your needs change, you can switch your custodian anytime without hassle.

**No User Exclusion:** Custodians cannot exclude individual users. Because mints do know know which user eCash belongs to, they can not censor certain users.
How to claim your username@npub.cash - This is what makes it so cool. You can actually get a vanity username for your profile name. E.g. I got mine as starbuilder@npub.cash. Simply visit npub.cash website and click the get username button. Put in your vanity username and pay 5k sats to get your profile@npub.cash

**How to claim your username@npub.cash**- This is what makes it so cool. You can actually get a vanity username for your profile name. E.g. I got mine as starbuilder@npub.cash. Simply visit npub.cash website and click the get username button. Put in your vanity username and pay 5k sats to get your profile@npub.cash . This is onetime and you can use this address forever..!

**Frequently asked Questions:**

1. What connect string to use to login with NIP-46 on iOS.  - try setting up an account at https://use.nsec.app/home . This is still WIP. If it does not work, just try the Nostr extension using laptop browser

2. Is there a notification when I receive sats/zaps? Not yet. We are working on it. However, just go to npub.cash every couple of days to sweep your collected sats to your wallet

3. Which cashu wallet to use? Use enuts (android & ios) https://www.enuts.cash/ or minibits.cash for android https://www.minibits.cash/

4. Will anyone be able to claim my sats? NO. When you start the claim process you need to sign with your Nostr extenstion signer to claim sats. So only the person controlling the private key to the npub can claim sats.

5. I really struggle to understand the flow of what happened concretely. - Don't break your head. the devs got you covered. Also, this is super new and everyone is trying to get their heads around. Just follow instructions, play with it and ask for help.
6. Is it non-custodial? - When we lock your sats to your pubkey we cannot spend it. However locking to pubkey is not enabled until wallets can start supporting them.
7. How do I ask for help? - just post **#asknpub.cash** and post your questions. We will get to you.
8. Who are the devs behind this? @calle (Master of Cashu) @egge (Core dev) @starbuilder (dev support)

Here's what everyone is talking about #npub.cash on Nostr

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So the initial injury was very bad pain, then after the wound healed, it was only painful after activity like running, hiking, tennis, snowboarding or something with a lot of knee bending. But it basically acted like a hangover for the knee... It has certainly limited my life these past few years but when the doc says there's nothing to operate on, it's tough to argue. I found a different doc and he did the surgery right away.

Skydiving a massive rabbit hole and it can suck people in... I've seen people quit great careers to go Skydive full time.


We're pretty close to closing a sixth green month for Bitcoin. There's only been one other 7 green months period... We might get some discounted sats in March/April.


I don't know how many I did. Maybe 6-7


I did a tandem skydive in 2016 for my birthday...when we were in the plane, there were guys jumping out before us with their own parachutes on and I asked what they were doing... The instructor said they were having fun... So when we landed he asked me if I wanted to go get my license and do it on my own...I was hooked after that. Spent all of my free time trying to progress until about 2021. That injury happened in 2020 but the doc didn't work on it until this year.


It was supposed to be over 100 people and many of the attempts we made were with 104 jumpers but we had to reduce the size to set the sitfly (heads-up) record at 84. It's the only type formation Skydiving that doesn't have a 100+ person record due to the difficulty of flying on your feet.


I gotta figure out how to upload videos here, but here's a link to a series of jumps that set the world record.

https://youtu.be/tw7LwU570yA?si=vut53KzHyhDZZ4Nq


Used to do some cool shit. Maybe again one day. https://i.nostrimg.com/c187c6f812059d6b8780c01af82d9217c065e01857881cea9b748040aade82c3/file.jpeg


I did it while exiting and aircraft at 15,000' (Skydiving) but the guy behind me pushed me on exit so I slammed into the door frame. Cut the top of my knee and dislocated the patella.


Well I'm just short of 4 weeks right now. Most of the pain is gone. The first week was intense. I'd say the worst pain I've felt in my life and I have crushed bones during other injuries... Doc said 16 weeks for full recovery. Thanks, I'm trying to stay positive but I feel pretty useless for now. I can't bend my knee until March... But then I'll get to start rehab therapy.


It was messed up for 3 years before a doc would work on it. I wish you good luck on your recovery. https://i.nostrimg.com/e07276c07ee28f9291fe3fa178b1d4762079af0fea2df51643efe3a1cd9c5bd8/file.jpeg


Never torn an Achilles but I did separate my quadriceps tendon from my patella and had reattach recently. I am pain.


Ok but how is it pronounced? Penny? Pee a knee? PeeOwny? I'm retard


My brother in Christ, we're not in our twenties anymore. Be careful trying to run around with the little rubber people.


Fancy af. I like it. Living the good life


Cool place


I'd argue that certain types of sugars are poison. nostr:npub13q8evu294dnt20vacfuagj5hy2agwhfr93el8h68qlg708zrxm8qnd6vpv  and I have varied opinions on sugars. I think eating whole fruits, organic maple syrup, and raw honey is fine but definitely no refined sugars, corn syrups, or gums.


Bullish on fees


When I say I made it, I mean I ground my own beans (sourced from a local roaster), and pressed then in an espresso press, nothing flavored, no additives


I drank it daily for over 15 years. I stopped a couple of months ago and all I know is that I feel great without it. I drank mine black, but I can't even begin to explain how clear my head is these days. I wake up without craving it, my energy level throughout the day is very even, no spike and crash like before.


People are sick and fat but no one seems to realize how "coffee" is making it happen.


You mean people shouldn't consume their weight in high fructose corn syrup?

MILK, CARAMEL BRULEE SAUCE [SUGARS (INVERT SUGAR, SUGAR, FRUCTOSE), WATER, SKIM MILK POWDER, NATURAL FLAVOR, SALT, PRESERVATIVE: POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM BICARBONATE], WHIPPED CREAM [CREAM (CREAM, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, CARAGEENAN), VANILLA SYRUP (SUGAR, WATER, NATURAL FLAVORS, POTASSIUM SORBATE, CITRIC ACID)], CARAMEL BRULEE TOPPING [SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, NATURAL FLAVOR, FRUIT AND VEGETABLE COLORS (APPLE, PURPLE CARROT, HIBISCUS)]


How many people monitor this wallet? 😂


Ripe Cherimoya.


I'm not saying Spanish is retarded. I'm saying non-binary is retard. Lol


Retarded*


GM SHSS FTS


Ok GFY


Because they say, "after a while crocodile"


Makes my eye twitch, but you're right.


"All your models are destroyed. Completely devastated."

-Saylor

🟢🟢🟢🟢


Who are these people?


In case anyone is still confused about nuts or what it means and why we always talk about it (me today haha), here is my know-nothing dummy explanation and why this is a big deal IMO:

Cashu is an ecash protocol(is this correct?) created by nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg

People are calling them nuts because cashews are nuts... get it?

The terminology is irrelevant. They can be called tokens, air, water, chicken teriyaki.. it really doesn't matter! What matter is that this is a Layer 3 payment system that transfers tokens at the speed of light (or so I think). Lightning being layer 2, and bitcoin being layer 1.

The reason why this is a significant development is because now everyone has a cashu address. Thanks to amazing work by the legendary nostr:npub1mhcr4j594hsrnen594d7700n2t03n8gdx83zhxzculk6sh9nhwlq7uc226 , if you go to npub.cash you can see that you already have an address to receive these layer 3 tokens, which just happen to be easily redeemable into lightning. This means that any new person who joins nostr automatically has (custodial) layer 3 payment access, which can swap into layer 2 and into layer 1 and into fiat if need be.

I don't know any of the underlying mechanics of this, I am not a genius like nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg and what I have described could be incorrect, but it sure feels like this is roughly how things work.

Nuts are custodial, meaning a mint is holding your balance and can look up your npub to see if you have some. Once called upon, these nuts can be sent to another nutter (cashu wallet) or directly to a lightning address! This interoperability makes everyone a layer 2 user. All we need is a clever UX toggle / button / terminology to make it really obvious.

IF this were to be turned into a library that devs could include in their client code and "it just works", THEN it could be a game changer! No more directing people on how to get a wallet right as they join. They can experience the magic of bitcoin indirectly via layer 3 > layer 2 transfer all without knowing anything (as long as they can get on nostr).

In practice, this means anyone joining an audio nest, a zapstream, a flare.pub can automatically get paid. Yes, it's just tokens, and yes it's centralized and custodial, BUT, they see the value instantly and are only a click away from digging deeper. It's a STEPPING STONE that makes it significantly easier to get onboarded into the new paradigm.

I have not been this excited since the discovery of nostr itself! If I'm mistaken somehow, or don't understand things correctly, please let me know and forgive my dumbass 🤣 And if this means what I think it means, then let's make magic happen!


GM. The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price has faded.


It's a butthole.


GM GARY SHSS


What does it look like?


Yellowstone, 1883, 1923


The greatest ponzi in human history is central banking.


I'm really hoping for 12k 😂


That's how you know it's real


This picture won't go away.


I wonder if it would take nostr:npub1qg8j6gdwpxlntlxlkew7eu283wzx7hmj32esch42hntdpqdgrslqv024kw  24 hours to read something that satoshi sent him if he got another email from satoshi tomorrow. 😂


Fiat monger


I could tell by his voice the first time I heard him speak.


Yep. I was definitely addicted to this stuff. I don't eat any of it now though.


Basically high fructose corn syrup and citric acid. No juice.


It's pretty intense. Never had them? There's a sour powder in the center and they'll tear you up


Gummies are the best candies. I don't like the hard candies anymore but when I was a kid we would have competitions for eating the sour Warheads... They're missing my favorite black cherry version which were super hard to find. https://i.nostrimg.com/0752e47e5892ac749d13967e572e2c2a5f6bae3af16989e4ec87c41cf95e9527/file.jpeg


#sweetstr


What about peach rings? Peachie-o's https://i.nostrimg.com/f89b1ade0e05e874226ffe1649c6a72289a6d754bb88cbe9f9c685f40e68761f/file.jpeg


Hahaha yes they are good. We have good gummies here too but I like the wine gums because they aren't as sweet as the American gummies.


I buy the wine gums from the "International" section at our grocery store sometimes. I love them. 😂


What's good on your side of the pond?


Somehow didn't end up being a fat ass as an adult either.


If you can get them hot right off the conveyor at the shop it's incredible. Just a glazed donut. Soft, doughy, melt in your mouth donut. Light and fluffy. You could eat 6-8 without getting full. After a a few hours the glaze gets a little crispy, and they stay soft in the center. When I was a kid, I would get one donut per "A" on my report card from grade school.


Krispy Kreme donuts?


Small world, all the plebs hodl it, hodl it


Agreed, I live very close to a Walmart and I can't remember the last time I went to it. Maybe 4 years?


Good


Lol


401k is money that belongs to the company you work for.

It isn't yours.

Don't believe me? Try to spend it.


GM.
SHSS.
FTS.

ACCELERATE.


Definitely three buttholes on this one.


Time is a flat circle.
https://image.nostr.build/11dc4a4ddda006742f4cd2ccbb84a36a32085408757c98fc701707a7b8cbc559.jpg


Don't ya love when the government confiscates stuff? They just jack up the taxes so their wealthy elite class can step in and everything during the exodus. Middle-class can't afford Cali.


Are interest rates going up or down? That's the real question.


Looking fresh nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424


What about a full bitcoin? One could dream right?


GM


Damn. I was feeling that way for a bit, but I've had injuries. Switched to a carnivore plus fruit diet, feel great. No pain, no inflammation, tons of energy. Might be worth taking a hard look at your diet. The doctors never ask what you're eating unless they give you medicine that requires a certain diet or avoiding certain foods.


Huh?


Yikes! Good luck out there. Did you have an injury?


Just zapped you 21 sats.


What is the maximum zap size? #asknostr


How would you know to look for it if you can't see it?


You trying to kill us with your light mode screenshots? 😂 My eyes


Unfortunately no one else has the satellites. I expect SpaceX will come out with a world map one day but don't expect it to be any less intrusive.


Fresh meat, raw dairy, fresh fruit, honey and some mineral water. That's all you need.


You know what is cheap though?

Being healthy and not needing prescription medication because you eat good.


I wished I had pushed back harder on this.


I see you Atoka. That's a lot of hash. https://i.nostrimg.com/7ba5ebdc3e0e985554b49e3c2d015333aada01f87affcd55ec46edd5e6df0fa9/file.png


I showed your stuff to someone who bought Hermes and I could taste the jealousy.


Rusty on the left and Sweetheart on the right! Rozsda y Süße


Traders in disbelief


That's what I call mine! https://i.nostrimg.com/e7e99c396052933c4c94ed481c0cf12977e349daeb913eb4214d9b331a9e03d5/file.jpeg


Doggito!


Lol yep


I hate him but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a boner when he says it is the exit strategy. 😂


Is he sick or wounded? He doesn't live in nature?


How much are you going to pay Satoshi?


If there was truly separation between church and state, it wouldn't say, "In God we Trust" on the dollar. Churches wouldn't be tax exempt.

The Christian bitcoiners will cry about this.


I've never been able to appreciate Blu ray. The sound throws me off. Loud effects and low voice volume.


#FartCaster


So cool


Truth


I don't think you'll find any fans of the govt officials here.


They have fiat obligations


Public miners sell a lot


Bitcoin will never go above $53,000 In God We trust bucks.


Rise and #grindstr https://i.nostrimg.com/2cf91212f0436f5e6f8a5db471afd45a28e6f6e7d969ac635abfc76d451913de/file.jpeg


Are the ETF issuers possibly complicit with each other in an agreement to keep the price from running up too fast? Like, "if it goes up X percent, then we must all short by X percent? Something like that? Possible?


Definitely another butt


Why won’t Powell print enough money to save homeless people, end world hunger or cure cancer? Why only print to fund war and bank bailouts? Because the fiat system is corrupt and therefore we need unbiased money. #bitcoin .


Holding spot bitcoin in self custody will be unfathomable in our not-too-distant future. nostr:note19ps0sawerx8mz9urfuerc9lv8386x8zwm404tcehug5g3xm6drrq5dgn2n


I hope everyone on here are shower Maxi's. Baths are gross and outdated.


This #dogstr every time she touches grass. Can't stop won't stop rolling. She will roll until she bleeds from the face. https://i.nostrimg.com/0a103b2f9f71f1a38da9d513f7cf4c670ea92bb77dad7233162505d73ecbb6b1/file.png


Because I don't believe you


Are you telling me that these ink blots are in fact not a nude woman sitting on the canvas?


Bro this guy has a bunch of them. Lol


It's definitely a butthole.


Try international... Shit pisses me off so bad. I hate them more than ordinals. Lol


I only see 1711 followers.


I'm here to tell that sending international wire transfers, ACH and Swift payments are stupid.

You're welcome.


Lost 72,716 sats to Blockfi. I consider myself very lucky. I was less than 3 months from losing the whole stack. Thanks to nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx and nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy I found their guidance at just the right time. Self-custody is the way.

It would have drastically altered the course of my life. https://i.nostrimg.com/46b41d7229eefe71295e9f2ed6f7d6f2a7c85fae8d0260448dd09f9839b9e8e3/file.jpeg


I don't think I'm stupid but this makes me feel stupid. What are nuts and how do I get started? Do you send BTC from a wallet into an exchange service, then into another wallet?


This is cashu?


What is this exactly?


Terry gets down


How many people have you orange pilled?


You see the reason for the question then.

I feel like someone will build this or the current platforms will change with adoption.


How would you look for properties that you could buy with Bitcoin?


Well, I don't have Twitter account so I can't see it. 😂


A friend wants to list a property but he's only interested in BTC.


Does anyone know if there's a real estate listing site specifically for BTC?


I have a friend that carries a huge dildo in his car to shake at people when he gets road rage.


GM.


What


CA?


I never saw either but I think I understand.😂


I had about the same amount. 3-400ish.


I really like how cooperative nostr can be. You ask questions and get answers. X dead bird app was not like this.


No I don't, but he wants non-kyc corn. I'm a miner, so it could pay power bills, but I'd be doing it to help him.


Would you sell a part of your stack to a friend for fiat?


BOILING THE FROGS


Damn that's like less than 20% of my memes.


We just grind I'll the organs in a kitchenaide mixer with grinding attachment. Mixed in with chuck or ground turkey. Make patties. If you use maple syrup and spices you can do breakfast sausage but that might go against your no sugars!


Nice review. About what I expected.   The heart sounds easier to deal with.


🤷♂ I've never seen one before but it's a good idea. I usually just buy the giant packs of sharpies at Costco.


Very cool. I've never been, but would love to go. From the photos and content I see online, the major cities in Asia seen much more advanced than the American cities. I've lived in the states my whole life and visited central America quite a bit, you can tell that central America is still developing, but when I think about the most advanced places, I think of Dubai and Tokyo, maybe Singapore.


Would you say that Bangkok is less advanced, more advanced, or the same as the major metros in the US? For example NYC, Chicago, or LA.


Are these refillable?


They won't accept BTC or LTC from self custody wallets? That doesn't even make sense.


Papagayo


#fridaynightmemedump #grownostr #memes

https://image.nostr.build/7b9667370b150d41f16357247088666dc2266e609938f60e2ca4d5d2da07ac77.jpg


Beef heart is pretty cheap and tastes great. We grind it up with the chuck and pork belly to make burgers


Haven't done beef cheek yet


Same. Lol. We are in the same class 🫡


Polls


Anytime anyone posts "would-be" bullish charts from glassnode, the price dumps into the shitter. 😂 Especially Willy Woo.


I haven't seen anything this retarded today.


Haha touché


Yep. That's exactly what it is.


Not yet. The fringe is asking now. The normies will start at 65k


Haven't used it in 8 years. No ragrets.


Yeah I know the struggle! I had a 14 year old weimaraner. She had to wear diapers for the last few years. of her life. We don't think about it, but the dog foods available even the pricey ones are crap! Dogs get skin, coat, breathing issues etc from living on these processed and dehydrated foods. Every bit of raw meat you can give him will help. Even if it doesn't have bone.


While it might seem funny that the farts are loud and stinky, it's probably indicative of an improper diet. I've got two big dogs and they barely fart when they eat meat and organs and yogurt. If they start getting veggies and grain they get messed up stomachs.


What do you feed your dog?


nostr:npub148ut8u4vr8xqd4gefhg6eyc5636p5zthw3zfse2njfkezegczers59ty0w https://i.nostrimg.com/4d3352cf43375fc99cfd8e751aa07a4c46460966946e879f0ff87666c2a74d8f/file.jpeg


Prove it


Is that true? More LN transactions take place than sub 1 BTC on chain? The dollar system uses $0.75 and 75¢ is the unit if account the dollar or the cent?


But you're using the ₿ in your name?


GN


Bike. Dreamed of skating to school but didn't have good roads for that.


Then I have some rare sats to sell you. 1 sat with donkey dick jpeg and you can have it for 1.5 BTC. It's not a scam, I promise.


Maybe, but we don't have these issues at the company I work for and we're not small. We have over 20,000 employees. Leadership plays a huge part regardless of the complete piece of trash dollar.


You are right about that. They lie frequently. I can't believe I left that out. I told them it would be 12 weeks for a project back in mid January and now, 4 weeks later they're telling me the project is taking significantly longer than expected. 🤡😂

* Please see email below where I told you it was 12 weeks. GFY


I don't trust Goodwin. His coverage and complicity with ordinals/inscriptions is disgusting. "Rare sats" 🤮


We really are in a simulation.


Bitcoin mag is now satire?


I work for a private company that does business with some of Elon's companies. The people that I have to interface with at their respective companies are generally very young, have unrealistic expectations, they're impatient, and rude. They have big Zoomer energy. They change roles frequently and don't build any sort of personal relationship with their vendors. I can only imagine that these people are under extreme pressure and are treated poorly by their superiors, so they project that negativity onto whoever they can.

We're a best in class company for our industry, but these people have no class. No forethought, and no sense of self awareness. I wouldn't work for any of his companies personally and if you're being recruited, I highly suggest avoiding them unless you have no alternates.

Even the more mature employees at these companies are more immature than you could imagine.


IT'S EIGHTEEN HUNDRED MOSCOW TIME
https://m.primal.net/HczW.mp4


Did Bitcoin die today?


Pura vida indeed!


Only regret is not buying more than I bought. nostr:note1530adz8ezw7k0cug647fhyf9ccdfxakx944rp9ndm4a5vgecalnqrl7mjp


GM. WE'VE BEEN IN A BULL MARKET THE WHOLE TIME.
nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx


Last time I was in KC, I felt like I'd be getting shot at. Not for me.


Yes.


He probably gets paid for his time in sats for his contributions.


GM SHSS FTS LLWOP


Joe: "Gary your penis is this big."


Lol did you cut off the likes/comments?


I did one similar of Tom Petty, it was also an urn though.


Just ordered a bunch of fruit trees and the guy accepted 75% payment in btc.


Were* 😂 Nostr typos rule


Got it. Lol


Office bartender?


Exactamente


I quit drinking but If I was drinking, I'd be drinking only booze I could buy with corn.


I definitely enjoy movies and some series, but network tv is where I draw the line.


Did he get taken out by the deep state after convincing plebs to buy $5 worth of BTC


Lol


I like it


WHEN IS IT A CRIME TO PAY TAXES?

Under domestic and international laws of war:

“If a government uses funds raised by taxation to wage illegal war or to commit genocide, crimes against humanity or war crimes, then a taxpayers normal duty to pay tax is reversed and becomes a duty to refuse to pay tax.”

Are there any attorneys that can give their opinions on if citizens can be protected if they refuse to pay tax on the basis of the US government funding wars that are committing genocide or crimes against humanity?

More information on this website:
https://worldbeyondwar.org/crime-pay-tax/

https://m.primal.net/Hcqu.png


I don't watch network tv, but I'm at the doc and they have it on in the lobby... What in the fiat fuckery is going on these days? How do the sheeple watch this shit? And who the fuck is buying this crap they're advertising?


Honestly it sounds more like a girl name to me.


Same.


Whatever happened to ArizonanHODL


Lol that's way dumber than the explanation I hoped for.


So all of it


In the link it describes reasons that someone could request to withdraw their 401k funds before 59.5 y/o... It's what I would do if I could... To stack more corn


I'm retardet please explain


Just like we drew it up.


Fuckers!


Real question or joke?


In regards to 401k's, does it count as a hardship withdrawal if my earnings are being held hostage by the state, the fiat overlords are debasing the currency at record rates, and I want to reclaim custody of those funds? Or nah?


Lol cool concept but y'all know we sold everything we had that was worth more than 100,000 sats in 2022 and 2023 so we could stack at the bottom right?


SHSS FTS LLWOP

Did I mention FTS


I was just talking about this a few days ago.


That's fair


Fuck Gary Gensler.


GM SHSS FTS


What about IL capo de crypto the great shorter


I had relatives asking about me at $17k. At $52k they don't talk to me, but coworkers call me on the weekend asking questions.


I thought I was bullish.


Valentine's Day is fiat af.


https://image.nostr.build/4b7288d0fb6bfa94cab4a163f590bfa7cb2fdd9d0f887236f1ea9207fd09ec28.jpg #meme #memestr #nostrmeme


What's dangerous?


It's going to eat the world


I try to post mostly positive things, which can be hard these days, but here's a good one:

https://adnauseam.io/

It is a browser extension that silently clicks on all those ads, polluting the advertisers' data streams.

If used by enough people, it would mean that, to the advertiser, it'll look like they got lots of clicks buy not lots of sales.

This means the value of clicks will go down, which means less profit for people who serve up ads.

If you promote this extension, you will be hurting American companies who are just trying to make ab buck. Companies like Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Google, X, and others. You wouldn't want to make life more difficult for them... would you? 😈🤣


Yeah I was thinking River or Swan.


It starts in April


Did you draw this with a palette knife?


Banned this account


Aka I'm retard


Yeah I've actually never used a desktop client. 😂 I'm a phone maxi


Probably helpful, but I only have Damus and Primal so I have to teach my retardet brain how to do amethyst things https://i.nostrimg.com/f3ed86bc45d505f0f224a902848704b09bddffd57dd7f16abdc74475012e3004/file.jpeg


Let me get 34T of those CBDCs.


Damn you do have skills https://i.nostrimg.com/ab719f5436c3fba7c551254816c83384ff61e8945e870d4a0ed36e65d428f2ec/file.jpeg


I really like how you did the 2. In purple. V nostrish


3. Is killing it in the polls


Ok so they are sub par compared to mine. I'm pretty sure I could have done that in at least half the time. 😭😬😂


I did too, then started a burner account and got suspended. 😂


You don't think he's publicly against them to build report with the masses?


Your dev skills are on par with mine. That's a not a complement. 😂😂😂


What's the best way to do polls on nostr? Have one of you supernerds built something slick for this?


It's true. Can't even login lol


Elon is a clown. I got suspended for saying that anyone who is buying the bitcoin ETF is retarded.


Depends on who's driving the circus train and how many malt liquors they knocked back during the shift.


Interesting PC, does it have Windows? 😂


It was a Superbowl special coupon. Limit 5 packs per coupon. Wifey made the best trade of the year so far. 20lbs of ribeye for $100. Kroger.


Jealous of your savings!


You'll save money.


To save money you should sell your house and rent. Sell your car and use Uber. You should eat cricket based snacks instead of steak. You should wear polyester instead of leather. You should buy bottled water instead of owning land and having a spring fed well. It's saves money. Think about it.


To save money, you should breathe less air, drink less water, and eat less food.


$95.3B in fresh doll hairs and you're bearish.


You cook a lot of meat on gas with cast iron, what do you use to clean up the counter/stove area?


GM. I wonder how many people will see these words for the first time today.


Yep. I bought $5.15/lb ribeyes this weekend and made some of the best steaks I've ever made.


Lol no. I just think the US govt would have a higher position than intern doing the social media posts for a president.


You really think about intern has control over that account??


Does anyone actually know why Joe Biden posted a photo of himself with laser eyes?


Balajis


We all have those friends calling and texting. It's a good thing, I just hope they'll stay. The fact is many won't get it, won't be able to handle it and won't stay. Push the ones that want to be pushed and leave the rest.


I just came off of 10 days of beef with no chicken and ate some satay chicken in a apple/butternut squash soup. It made me feel funny.


Ok I have to admit properly cooked Indian food in general is great.


Beef is right.
Chicken is gay.


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 tell him please


Is this a Nicholas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds reference?


It's actually hilarious that I got an email from Strike right after I sent this saying that they're changing away from spreads to fees.


How many gay men got pregnant? Tell us the truth


Is it possible to play Super Mario World on a PS5?


Nah fam, you can't. 😂 https://i.nostrimg.com/8311958a1e015defe018cfc9539c65dff5c038d7bb93caaa0a05a63298841530/file.jpeg


Unreal. Would love to go there


When you deliver them, do you have to remove the plastic bags?


We've been waiting. Buying. Mining. Taking the heat. We deserve to be happy, but you're right, there's more work to do.


Starting to smell like 2017 again 🫣


Next month we won't have bosses


Sisters with dicks. Nice


Oh no my doll hairs are worth less


In LATAM, I look around and see the walls, the razor wire, the bars on the windows, and as a gringo, I do feel a bit nervous about being there but I wonder if people get used to seeing the cold reality of the crime problem and the need to defend one's property. I don't have razor wire on my house in the states, but at the same time, I feel trapped here.


Ignostramus


Jack Dorsey :  *wears shirt*.

Plebs :

https://i.nostr.build/2yrR.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=542x487&blurhash=%3BHI4kX00%25%7E%3D%7B%3FG%252xukCof_MDi%25MX9M%7BoyRjWCRjyX-p%3D%7B%3FbRjkWt7oet6%3FGbHWq%252t7M%7Bt7WAoe.8t7xZxubbNGoLa%7DM%7CxttRoexaW%3DWBoKofWB%25Ms%3AWCbba%7DRQWBWCWBxat7WBbHt6R*NGt6WB&x=6bd71be137319e409aa13c363f859f3b4a4866d30b8d44b736533b02483c5a5e


Someone said handegg on here yesterday and I am too retardet to realize what they meant until I saw this. https://i.nostrimg.com/5654e8951cfcd6bbe477a39113adbf55356562ebdcfa92bb9f61872488ff9005/file.jpeg


Imagine selling generational wealth at $50k because you made a little doll hairs.


Thank you. Very cool.


Today


That was just the 14 people on nostr checking the current price for the t shirt online


Soon tm

Haha


It's actually EL Zonte


"BTC red today. Jeeze. Can't win."

-Normies


Why does photo look like it was taken in Uvita?


Yes


GM SHSS FTS


Oh boy. 12k?


Would*


Gays don't procreate. So as a species, we can't sustain as gays. Seems inherently wrong to me. So wrong in fact, that if everyone were gay, the human civilization wild die in about 100 years.


Still don't know who won the super bowl. Don't care.


They know who paid for the tickets.


Work for 40 years? Yuck. No thanks 😂


As a business in the US?


No alcohol for a bit for me, but saving the recipe


Cornpop


Sounds like a Mai Tai! I don't know the recipe but it sounds close. 🤙


Will there be #Bitcoin ETF commercials during the #superbowl game?

The plebs want to know


Pizza?! That's not on the diet!


Damn son. That's great


Don't worry it will crash soon


I hope they are just taking a breather. My mining wallet was really liking those fees.


E) The State. The State is undefeated.


Crocs are dumb.


What happened nostr:npub1c9gruj3w79yssynaxu6nqjqvzvaatgxehdr6f0j2ykjpmre8g37qcqsxw2 ? I thought we had a good conversation going here. Please tell me how dumb I am for not doing my homework. Pls ser


I can see Jennifer Garner in scantily clad work out gear slinging daggers at bags of sand in the dark.


So close. 3/5


Me doing my homework. https://i.nostrimg.com/bd3244b4930666380a47666f183a9de597d7473bc35bfec6db4bde14d65d93b4/file.jpeg


Not sure I've met any people who made purchases 8 years before they born but ok.


Boomers will literally buy an RV when bitcoin was at $17k and then ruin it by not winterizing it instead of buying the corn.


But Carl the fiat overlords on TV said it was a hedge against inflation.


“Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. From time to time we've been tempted to believe that society has become too complex to be managed by self-rule, that government by an elite group is superior to government for, by, and of the people. Well, if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else?” - Ronald Reagan


~69 days until the #Bitcoin halving

What's the date in 69 days?

4/20
https://image.nostr.build/d9b729d688e1524562937ca2f85062ba1055386740d404af770d55637a9a4b77.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=iNEf4w9Ft7D%25M%7BIUIUozV%40VsxuR%2Bs%3Aj%3FWBWCR*WB%7EWMyNyRPS1n%24kCn%25ozROxuR%2BoLWBj%40WXWVoK%5E*R*M%7CWBWAbHoMbbs%3A&x=e5f909c6151cb2e940f700843e41a73a19659d1dfbf05762cbf08dc46be6e4c5


nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc
Do you accept BTC for honey?


So you're saying there's a chance!


Mempools will clear by Christmas. Any takers?  100,000 sats


Are you ready?


It won't be long. Feels like 100k in May.


Never used it. I'm on Damus and Primal and I can see the same Genesis note


Which client?


This it? https://i.nostrimg.com/d3eeffbd41adeaabd52db52478c37a95fc83a5481a8215a5f2d3ab0f96f74bc9/file.png


I made a note "running nostr" so I just scroll back to it


I think it's higher


Entire freezer is full of beef. Raw cheese and fresh chicken eggs in the fridge. Pantry is mostly ripening fruit. Corn is going up. Gonna be a good week.


Friday 4pm $47k.
Monday 7am $57k let's go


GM mempool TA from nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn incoming


GM SHSS FTS LLWP


I keep an FB account active for a few things that require it... Just saw an ad for Paxlovid. The first time I've ever seen an FB ad with the like/comment/share buttons completely removed.. Just an ad, nothing else. If it's such a serious and highly regarded drug and issue in society, why won't they let me share it with all of my fb friends?

Because it's a psyop. https://i.nostrimg.com/b286f3e5a4da86df7964165657704dd27f27b4eebc6d12314d63768ab05d24fc/file.png


Have you had one of these at the brewery?


You're a machine


Don't worry, I bought some today so you probably already did.


Nostralgia


Actually shot down? By what civilians?


What the fuck


I've seen a few posts about I-75 what's going on


Checked my BofA today. I have less liquid cash USD than I've had in over 7 years. LoL. Guess you could say I bought the dip.


Thanks!


What app or website is that?


You really can't collect rain water?


yeah I don't even type Bitcoin into YouTube anymore. I only go to the channels I follow. he's one.


Why blue then?? Lol


Ok just making sure you're not a psychopath.


C or F


Correct


I'm retardet. eli5, a real conspiracy theorist would paint it green so it blends in with the grass on satellite


I keep telling him he needs to stop saying the word invest but he doesn't get it.


Gave it to him two years ago.


My dad texted me his Google search about bitcoin today, so I replied with the following two Google search results. (Boomer screenshot in white, millennial screenshots in dark mode).

The boomer population has complete trust in the existing system and they feel threatened and scared by bitcoin.

They don't think for themselves at all. Despite the charts, despite the fundamentals and despite the truth. https://i.nostrimg.com/f23bc1a0b66508fc718a18f096492bdaa9336e69b0d24b061afb81c7fcf355b9/file.jpeg https://i.nostrimg.com/ff83e6ff00675e49f4d1f3bba370ce70421c20b617417aac329a461e5a6964d7/file.jpeg https://i.nostrimg.com/94fcf872a80e8d49921e8e6e7d426e010ef4ca8dc48d7dca95259bd9e90f30f5/file.jpeg


I bought a whole bin of fruit and two pipas frias there last month with nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu app.  They were HUGE. stayed cold the whole time I was on the beach. They had some excellent passionfruit too


$12k incoming. Get ready


Get fisted currency


Oh my god it's crashing


Anyone have advice for helping a boomer (63 y/o) to hold and use Bitcoin? He doesn't bank online, so connecting a bank to Strike using plaid is not an option.


Sick place


Lol this happens every time. Big dump big pump no corn for you. Don't buy it right now anyway... Even if you log in their spread is probably $1500


GM SHSS FTS


Back in my day we had to pay for things we wanted.


Tucker Swift's Trip to Pootyville journalism.


That's wild. I can't zap notes because I'm on Damus. I need to learn more about using different clients.


I'm not saying I didn't stack hard enough, but I have some regrets. Lol. I didn't buy enough miners.


Is there a video on this? I'm retardet


Lol wut


whether you're a #playstation fan, #pc, or an #xbox fan, the mainstream gaming industry as a whole is a huge privacy problem, especially on home networks.

disable UpnP (universal plug and play) for better #network security. it leaves your network vulnerable to attackers.

manually identify your port nunbers. it's good #opsec

#cybersecgiirl #gaming #xbox #playstation #networking #opsec


Tell us you don't know shit about the legal system. He doesn't have a choice except to fight or give up.


I was trying to explain "minutes"on a cell phone plan to someone last week. They didn't believe me.


Oh skeet


11. Your Mom


nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy 265 blocks
Mempools are clearing.

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx 👀


The maids are going to love that when they come to dust


My crust will continue to rise


In 14 years he'll write a book about how he thinks Nostr will be the new battleground.


Omg. 💀💀💀 He used to be so annoying on Twitter when I was on there. Funny that he doesn't know about Nostr. He's a know it all prick in my opinion.

Not humble at all. Let him burn.


Why do they care? Because they get paid $18/hr by the state? Why do they LOVE to find it? That's the real question.


Fuck these thieving, drunk-on-power, minions of the state. This is absurd.


Lol. Welcome to the www brought to you by the WEF.


nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9

My wife just said that I "peruse a different side of the internet than most people" and I replied, "yes"


⚡When the Bull began his run 🐂 #Bitcoin
https://video.nostr.build/f8f5be90aa9797b9a4cf1e24086df0120e3b7efe1329014d32b91e78445efba3.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=426x240&blurhash=i12r%255RkIBj%5DInobM%7Bj%5BWB00oJ%25Ma%24xuf%25t7aya%7B_3oeIUayM%7BayWTjuj%5B4nWX%252axtRoMofj%40j%5B-poeRjj%40WBWDWBbFa%23&x=ccdf57e6d729bb1743cd39b394361475ddf50d51a1b149cc09f79e0e73dfa5be


I'd be happy to talk about it, it's a significant change and I think most people just haven't realized how badly they are affected by the big food products out there. Especially the chemicals that are sprayed on the store bought veggies. Monsanto is owned by Bayer. The AG companies are complicit with Big Pharma and that's no joke even though it sounds like one.


It's exactly like that.


Do you have a link to a more in depth article? I can't find much on the web that isn't garbage.


Yeah I have psoriasis, trying to clear that without meds. Seems to be working so far. I was taking injections or pills and topicals for over 17 years. My skin and joints have never felt better. 🤙


I used to be a body builder and basically lived on lean meat and potatoes or rice. I'm not a scientist or a doctor but I've definitely experimented with radical diets.


I've been following along with this line of thinking. I met Paul at the Bitcoin Freedom Fest in Costa Rica last month. Super cool guy, bitcoiner, and all about body sovereignty. He's got great points. For me, cutting the coffee is temporary, but the seed oils and veggies are permanently cut.

https://youtu.be/n6nVKf5ZZnk?si=hBuw0ddUCDoqaMCU