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 This is my favorite meme in my collection.

It's got it all:
Despair
Wordplay
Relatable circumstance
Beans
Schadenfreude 

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#dadjokes 
 Sned sats 
 This is my favorite meme in my collection.

It's got it all:
Despair
Wordplay
Relatable circumstance
Beans
Schadenfreude 

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#dadjokes 
 Can't unsee this now
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#memes #funny 
 Tons of room on this Boeing flight across the Atlantic.

The staff reminded us that if we had any concerns about the safety of the plane, they have an open door policy. 
 The garden is gonna be popping off soon 🍅
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#memes #funny 
 Believe or not, there are people who are still 100% convinced that the #Lightning Network doesn't... 
 We have a situation where people listen to influencers more than actually trying it for themselves. 
 It would just be irresponsible
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 The European Central bank is working on an Ecash system for a CBDC that can only be run by banks.... 
 I hope you're putting in a bid to do this for them so you can make a ton of money but then have a government Ecash system compete directly against the likes of GSpot_420_69🚀 and see who wins. 
 Timing is everything
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#memes #funny 
 Who can make us some coffee mugs that change color when they heat up?

Think it’d be cool to ma... 
 I've found these aren't very durable, especially when using a dishwasher :/ 
 Lightning offers more private transactions than any other insurance payment method and does so without introducing debt.

In order for it to become widespread, it needs to meet the global market demand and, unfortunately, the global market wants dollars. Tether's success tells us that the global market is willing to accept dollar substitutes.

There are several ways that this can happen including Dollar Exchange, Dollar e-cash, Taproot Assets, Stable Channels, and Stable Sats. 
 I like a good challenge. The reward, thankfully, is measured in the billions. 
 Sunday chores
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#memes #funny 
 Again... you're welcome.  
 NSFW tag please!! 
 Using a custodial #Lightning address?
#Custodial addresses are often run by custodial lightning s... 
 Another alternative is a Ghost Address ( https://ghst.to ), which doesn't charge a fee, is unlikely to be regulated, pays directly to self-custody, and works as long as you're running Thunderhub.

A couple tradeoffs: it's trusted, it makes node accounting a bit strange, it doesn't work if you have competing HTLC interceptor services running. 
 Definitely join us in the support chat on telegram and we can get you sorted. 
 I am adding to the conversation

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 This is a client issue 
 A need within the lightning network is a better way to manage multiple HTLC interceptors, specifically a decision hierarchy between interceptor services. It's out of scope for us to build this at Amboss, but it'd be extremely helpful for the ecosystem. 
 Exactly. 
 💯 
 Is Chinese food all seed oils or just most of it? 
 
On Chain Wallets can receive funds without an invoice, correct?  Like people can just send BTC t... 
 On-chain addresses don't need an invoice; they can be paid spontaneously.

Lightning doesn't naturally support spontaneous payments, but there are a couple workarounds, including: keysend payments (pay to a node public key), zero-amount invoices (replace the amount with a different number), bolt12 (negotiate via onion messages between nodes),and lightning address (communicate with a server for a specific invoice). 
 We created Ghost Payments as part of @Amboss which enables a central lightning address server for all lightning nodes to use. It's a trusted setup, but enables nodes to receive spontaneous payments without running a separate lightning address server. 
 Quick question
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#memes #funny 
 Brooo you're saying the quiet part out loud 
 Has anyone successfully paid to a private lightning node from Strike? 
 I mean without public channels 
 All your UTXOs are spam. 
 Compete against the spam. 

Stop trying to fight it.

Create something so economically valuable that value transfer on the bitcoin network outcompetes arbitrary data.

To achieve this, we need onchain efficiency. 
 Alchemists globally obsessed over turning lead into gold, seeking a mythical philosopher's stone to accomplish the task.

Bitcoin becomes more scarce every 4 years, effectively achieving what the alchemists couldn't.

It's called a halving ➗ 
 Daily #inspiration
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#memes #funny 
 If it's absorbent, maybe it could use both
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#memes #funny 
 I wouldn't say excellent. They could probably do better with eating a fencepost. 
 Lol Austin
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#memes #funny 
 Going long GM here 
 We need more developers. Too many things need to be built. 
 We need more funding 😅 
 ANYONE ELSE BOUGHT THE DIP?! 
 That's how it looks to the letter.
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#memes #funny 
 Stay safe out there fam
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#memes #funny 
 It's mine; I stole it first!
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#memes #funny 
 That's what you get for doing a good thing
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#memes #funny 
 Our vision for the future of payments uses a currency that is native to the Internet. The fastest and most efficient method for trustless payments uses the #LightningNetwork on #Bitcoin.

In order to make this system broadly accessible, it needs connections to existing systems, which are complicated and highly regulated. To easily interface between these systems, payment operations need to automate compliance actions to make this future vision of internet-native currency be a reality.

Want to try out our payment operations tools during our beta of Reflex, our payment operations solution?

Sign up here: https://rpo.dev 
 By the way, there's a ton more to Reflex than what we've announced that answers far more of the operations components. All of the painful parts of lightning will be so much easier.
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Now watch all the business nodes disconnect from me 😜rpo.dev 
 The thing about regtech is that it helps you be regulated.
If you don't want to be regulated, don't be! 
 Dude that is actually an awesome idea. 
 What if you just smash em up and sprinkle the MSG dust on it without cooking like a pro? 
 How did you get this photo of me 
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 Dope! Mutiny address inspired by Hermes inspired by Ghost Addresses inspired by Lightning Address 
 Both Kody and Calle told me after we announced ghost addresses that they saw the applications of it for ecash.