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 What if you just smash em up and sprinkle the MSG dust on it without cooking like a pro? 
 I really appreciate the more fine-grained control you have over how your posts render on #nostr ... for example I can throw a bunch of hashtags at the bottom to help discover ability and keep the more interesting content at the top of the post. 
 Every bull market strains scalability problems at both the protocol level and at the business level.

We've stayed hyper focused on payment operations using Lightning Network @Amboss as these will be essential tools for business growth amidst rampant adoption of better money. 
 You always do this
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#memes #funny 
 I should look both ways before I cross 
 Nah live a little 
 TURN AROUND
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#memes #funny 
 Any lightning wallets that don't suck?

Considering mutiny

#Bitcoin #zap #lightning #asknostr 
 Phoenix is actually quite good. 
 At sending or receiving?

Mutiny will likely be much worse based on the anecdotes I've heard and design decisions 
 Bitcoin CEO denounces Craig S Wright
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[OC] #memes #funny 
 Tiny party for me myself and I. 

Id like to say im thankful to myself for being me . Thanks 🥳 
 You're the best at it and I'm not just saying that 
 AND MY AXE!!

Looks like Boromir just by the title 
 "Familiar" 😅

Also..."entrance next doo"? 🤣

nostr:nevent1qqs0f5jvt4wzarhydatqqae5mx8qqjh6q... 
 Don't even try this doo. 
 This doo is not for yoo  
 I hate bull markets. I want to keep getting in stupid fights cuz we're all bored  
 Boycott @Rich Nost GFY 
 This idiot thinks we're talking about him GFY 
 This world is full of gatekeepers with St. Peter chief among them.
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#memes #funny 
 "i’m sorry that your warrantless surveillance regime was built on the assumption that people would always need intermediaries to transact" - Neeraj K Agrawal 
 I'm prepared for this time
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#memes #funny 
 Just look at all those zaps you got 🥲
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#memes #funny 
 What's your favorite seed oil flavor? Trying to decide what to get for lunch 🤔 
 Some good lightning news:

Lightning channels are growing, on average, but decreasing in number. 
1. This is an indicator of greater investment in select connections while pruning less advantageous ones. 
2. This enables larger payments.

As the BTC price increases, the max payment size is amplified. 
 The Lightning Network is our best chance at escape from a full surveillance capitalism society.

Private, peer to peer payments by default. 
 I think a Cashu or Fedi-type system with a stablecoin is probably the best scenario.
With that system, even if KYC was performed on the members, they would have transaction-level privacy. 
 I was invited to a bdsm party 👀

😂🤣 
 Happy for you!
Or sorry that happened.

I don't know how to react 
 Bitcoin is for enemies.

Bitcoin is for people like Nayib Bukele. 
 🌶️ 
 Yay and FML [OC]
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#memes #funny 
 So excited to finally see this!!
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#memes #funny 
 Broccoli is one of the worst smells in existence. 
 Today I learned if you make 1500 rpc calls to Bitcoin core simultaneously, your node will crash 
 Some people need to touch the stove 
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#memes #funny #lightning 
 I dunno Shawn that beard is looking mighty healthy 
 I have this gut feeling that the halving is actually going to happen this cycle. 
 I AM HERE TO MAKE FUCK YOU TECH THE STANDARD AND WE WILL HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT. 
 What's the point of social protocol if no one is willing to get social in real life? 
 We are LARPing  
 I'm pretty sure Masaman curry is the perfect combination of flavors. 
 If you get too caught up on Fuck the State, you can't see what it looks like when the State no longer exists. 
 Are there plans to add NIP-57 (zaps) support to npub.cash? I zapped this note and it sent from my... 
 nostr:npub18yvpnchj7yaepjk8yz2pn66hfmmup505aqvx0lpyc3aree0g5fyq8clpz3 is my guy!!!! 
 Got 'im 
nostr:nevent1qqsrhm8xjat0k8ccx8cvle3h8t4ej4azunyte37dz46pxpfy9at0t8spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrevgw4kauntgjg4re8ld86hnydeyx4e6aylgmr79gl82n79j3745qcyqqqqqqgs57qlh 
 when i was a teenager i changed my name to "jak" to be cool.

it didn't work. 
 jk 
 Even in the absence of a government, the LN will still be self-governing.

Peer selection will be based on the outcomes of P2P due diligence, either for operational concerns or affinity/enmity.

Don't get too hung up on applying laws today when you'll apply your own tomorrow. 
 Why can't or shouldn't Notion be built on nostr? 
 It'd be horrible lolol  
 No guaranteed permanence  
 I'm so proud of the team at @Amboss for their tireless work to help lightning companies navigate regulatory purgatory.

After countless interviews, we found that regulation was one of the biggest pain points for lightning companies and startups, but rarely discussed publicly.

Business pain points are very different than the predominant anti-gov bitcoiner views, but are no less important to contribute to a robust and thriving Bitcoin ecosystem, both regulated and unregulated approaches are essential.

Here's our re-recorded announcement that we delivered to builders at @btcplusplus in Argentina:

https://youtu.be/vflMYMXfnIY?feature=shared

Sign ups for the Reflex beta are now live at rpo.dev

https://rpo.dev

Feel free to reach out with any questions. 
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 Lightning just isn't easily put into terms that people readily understand. Most people don't understand money and even fewer understand payments.

The reality is that VISA charges >3% for settlement that takes over 2 weeks, while Lightning currently costs 0.67% for instant settlement after accounting for liquidity costs.

If you're not comfortable holding BTC, add an exchange fee of 2%. 
 Wtf??
Lightning has changed a ton, both on the protocol level and the network structure!
Anchor channels, Dual funding, splicing, adoption, prisms, lightning address