Quartered a few onions to line the bottom of the slow cooker, shoved a whole (peeled) onion inside the chicken, then covered it in a coffee rub and put it on the bed of onions. Currently cooking it on high for about 4 hours, then I’ll take it out and put it under the broiler to crisp the skin a bit. I’ll probably also paint it with bbq sauce before I do that.


i need a final push fam, take me over the top LFG🚀🚀🚀 follow me, i follow back!

$follow $boost #jade #giveaway
https://image.nostr.build/5ad47df0274f79bb90451d5ed98f17f72129b860fe846db32fc76839efd475c4.jpg


It won’t be ready for 3-4 hours, but if you get here early we can just chill until then.


What if I already follow you?


Slowcooking a whole chicken for dinner. My house is about to smell amazing. https://image.nostr.build/48872c0d8f0a8a370e980e9b30855c9b29f0c8917e65d5633837d8cca71e3fb9.jpg


What widget is that?


It’s a podcast and that’s not the implication.

“[Pocast Title] with [Guests]” is a pretty standard format.


Wasn’t planning on trusting them. 👍


They look older. Possibly they have an autoimmune disease or other illness that makes them they feel they need added protection.

I take it your doctorate isn’t medical?


Oh, it’s true.

Source: My node.


GM! Woke up this morning to 1 bitcoin being worth 1 bitcoin. Crazy!


Presumably, yes. Not me.


Hoping this means you’re negative.


“Stainless”


Apparently a trip through the rain followed by not drying it is enough to leave tiny orange specs on the panels. 😂


HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

https://futurism.com/cybertruck-owners-already-rusting


You can get your antisemitic bullshit the fuck out of my replies.


Even if a nostr client offered this functionality, it would only work for users of that client, unless it was a NIP that got quickly adapted everywhere.


This WSJ article inspired me to come up with some more money-saving tips: https://image.nostr.build/40a845acd8f274ce47dca18632c5734d7c6b45c7bea07f41a9da2888e637db3f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/050e3e5838de6efa4feaa8869653a53eaef827e227af9d8833e087c4dde9bfc4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dd3ff4049de79ef26ccfeaa830e2bf666ff31ac520e636afdbec75405dd32501.jpg https://image.nostr.build/aba5d0b0f3eb75089863230dbb9f66d3876a58d3c9c4273d3f8415e4d26f43aa.jpg  nostr:note19yh2cmhu7jlcxmjr48kmjdx3vee6c42ggm3g9ghv9zdd277v4pzs4q9ncf


Too late. 🤷🏻♂


Fuck this dystopian shit. https://image.nostr.build/013b733088048005337469f134da30f414d63358ce4a0c1cb047f590202516d0.jpg


Saif is the same way.


#catstr alert ⚠ 📢

We got a code black ⚫ 👀

https://image.nostr.build/f30555d2b3997441e27c344c76b5a3aab69b62149f64c6d239bc1fef71c9589b.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=809x926&blurhash=%7BQIEqS%24i%3Fa%25LWB%25LoeV%5B-5s%2BRkM%7BNHbIRkj%5B%7EU%252IVWCofaeWBofVtITkD%25LWUofoefPMxRjRkWBoLWBWBj%5BD%25xaaxxakCRjayj%3FIUt6WXWBR*ofofoftRt8R*WCWVaxWBj%3FE1%25LbGWBoyt6ofWC&x=0b00cba8bb93bad2c8ed29443aa4ab51ae580dab107058f2a730c4558c08bb2d


The cat is definitely sus.


What better way to get rid of bothersome neighbors?!

It’s a ceramic fireproof skull I got for Halloween, but now stays in the firepit year round. It looks even more badass when the fire comes out the eyes!

Unlike skull, the cat is real. https://image.nostr.build/c8597571826aeaddf534d55af433d088e39ec0e348cc5df71c99db4bf816c2e2.jpg


Haven’t ever done marshmallows in the fireplace, but we do that over the firepit all the time. Hot dogs, too. https://image.nostr.build/311ad10525d0917a8af250c011dff5b0cc86512fd87e623fccd57001ef8b9778.jpg


Love my fireplace! We’ve got a fire going it in at least every other week during the winter, switching to the firepit in summer. https://image.nostr.build/a3b53fa7abcdd67a88850a6c4ceb1569b27644f496cc6a7a79b97aaf57c5b024.jpg


Honestly not sure why he blocked me. It was years ago.


I don’t, don’t worry.


re: satoshi #nirvana shirt

racists, transphobes, and homophobes...here's what kurt thought of you.

from the liner notes of nirvana's incesticide album:

"At this point I have a request for our fans.  If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us -- leave us the fuck alone!  Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records."

-Kurdt (the blonde one)

#cyberscgirl #nirvana #satoshi #btc

nostr:nevent1qqsrsmllhkqf8chmxn94f6t9lefucy058c6svhuka6qa8mcqcj0lh5cpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33vcm82emc09uxk6mwddjhgvmtddjxwaf5dvcxvafhx3mx6umgv9mk2unddd4rsepsxeeh5dn2w3enjap5ddekcct6vd4kz0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2q3qf6ugxyxkknket3kkdgu4k0fu74vmshawermkj8d06sz6jts9t4ksxpqqqqqqz5ykaj6


Nope, there were no ads or anything mentioning Satoshi. Just Jack’s shirt.


I’m not sure how a few of those happened, tbh.


Saving that for next year.


I’m proud of this collection. https://image.nostr.build/914bebeddede1a5501d1683ac982ecce967fad47c20e5a605b70b8c027d22f45.jpg https://image.nostr.build/84d79b55e4cc2e32aa0ba59e6df2610c162310307fb19eb56e050b978be12ac8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dab298991f6f6afed25584622abb423d6023ccb6050892ffde34c5342d23e533.jpg https://image.nostr.build/eef27283caef73471853b6e819b1413798169c73bf7d262fd1bc4f75f0291596.jpg https://image.nostr.build/59b20d521b9e7fbb8bd3672cd1d19827af0afc33f10e40f1ef82065204188732.jpg https://image.nostr.build/45dd012f24ffaa5a424c5a6f4299519477b6e7d867279326258498529527e916.jpg


Not sure if anyone else noticed this, but nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m caused quite a spike in search traffic for Satoshi with his Super Bowl apparel. https://m.primal.net/HcNb.jpg


I’m bullshit on penis butter. 🤪


I miss $42k.


Have we eaten through all of the auto-sells at 50k yet?


He wore a t-shirt that said “Satoshi” and sat next to Jay-Z and Beyoncé.


I was pleasantly surprised!


The small bump that continues into today is nice to see, too!


Gorgeous smile. 😊


Nice shirt nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m https://image.nostr.build/df9548be05fbaa5b189b46a1d1706ab3cb10f2f46cd262049eee554b17d7ba71.jpg


Delicious, isn’t it? Highly recommend eating it with apples.


First time? How’s this even possible?


ICYMI 🚨

Did nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx reveal the secret to the universe? Did nostr:npub12lzwey2hjc2ce0stwa3ldhg04h93wj263lvdhrf87qfzz9jsggeqwuntw2 flip tables talking about the UN report on bitcoin mining? Does nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt consider Tucker Carlson a journalist?

You’ll have to watch to find out! ⬇ nostr:note1dc3lst0jvwsf3k3zl7xg48a7l0qyuhklgf6hlcqh4uxqapyu0k5sm994lh


How do you know they’re virgins?


I know what it is and I know it’s delicious, but my brain has decided to see it as moss.


Still not worth it.


Haven’t posted a spicy #afterdark meme in a bit. Enjoy. 😜 https://image.nostr.build/c70956f748b7deaca53567118b83444b343fa41f9db551a31d7125ab091332d5.jpg


The last cycle left bitcoins ATH at $69k. I predict our next top to be $420k.


Just post the whole movie already!


REMINDER 🚨

TODAY 4pmEST, TPB Live! We’ll be breaking down recent bitcoin news and updates, politics, global affairs, and yes the Tucker<>Putin interview.

with guests nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt  nostr:npub12lzwey2hjc2ce0stwa3ldhg04h93wj263lvdhrf87qfzz9jsggeqwuntw2  nostr:npub164q45vfa8prpl7f63stsl9qm9n22v6julkasjdqxjc8kevchsj0sp42rl3  and Damien Somerset

see you then! ⬇

https://www.youtube.com/live/P83ZX5K3_lU?si=A01AuCFzIDYDgHYG


No, this happened three weeks ago. https://image.nostr.build/ace2a9683f049ee688893852f7ad54e7df289077d345882ab290caf226f8d6b7.jpg


If the ice cream tastes as great as the candle smells, I’m sure it would be.


When I see someone write 'Xitter', I pronounce it in my head as 'shitter', which is what it is has become.


I’m over there, too. Still better than Twitter. 🤷🏻♂


I’ve listened to Break Stuff twice already. 😅


Can’t seem to shake a bad mood today. Kind of want to punch a wall, but I don’t want to deal with the few days of pain that comes after that.


This is true of LOTS of the food we eat. Including cows.


More and more people are waking up to reclaim their digital sovereignty. nostr is at the forefront. nip01 is our Declaration of Independence in cyberspace. https://i.nostr.build/Xgn0.png


The more time that goes by, the harder it becomes for him to hit 1%.


I think BAT initially had something like that on their roadmap, but fizzled out after that first use case.

Brave is a great browser, too, it’s a shame they hadn’t just gone the lightning route. I suppose they still could.


Wise man. 😂


Sounds kinda like BAT. Also inferior to zaps.


Didn’t realize this. Great to hear.


Not a fan. Wish we didn’t have them, tbh.


Good.


Same response I had on Twitter… 😅

https://c.tenor.com/kYBbjTE953sAAAAC/tenor.gif


What's your plan for tomorrow?
Are you a leader, or will you follow?
Are you a fighter, or will you cower?
It's our time to take back the power!

https://open.spotify.com/track/6aPyTOZZheIVT5q1TVlRYD?si=mejRwWlOSEKJGasknZIV1A


That’s just CBD, but yes.


Best marketing this company could have possibly asked for. 😂 https://image.nostr.build/344b8f063189fbcf5e6383dac9b0077fb6ebf36f36315de08120914d7f902c4b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/234fb2c9be02f3611e9cf3ff3d3918caaf8a09fbdf80e7bad051d18fccce331d.jpg


I have trouble enough managing social media for just myself. Don’t need to manage alts, too. 😅


#afterdark https://image.nostr.build/61eaf671d1d25945eeb57348ddde6759377d1777f770dff2cc09b46dc1648a37.jpg


I think nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p was planning something?


Wise choice. Mine have a cheap smoothie maker.


My kids make their own smoothies. Game changer. 😅


I got myself a new toy. https://image.nostr.build/37dd8b6375f4b6023c0c9810db178b09499c3b50772ad526efce7b83d7efd89f.jpg


🤘

https://open.spotify.com/track/6aPyTOZZheIVT5q1TVlRYD?si=4NJQAubkQgWjmDUf21oxPQ


Huh?


Carl Weathers


Totally forgot about that! One of many iconic roles.


Rest in peace, legend. 😢 https://image.nostr.build/01d12baab6ca0c5d6819a5f363b7a06d876d7cd8f7ddb6985158853f111f4ce2.jpg


nostr:npub1hm63f02cer8w5jltne4cf2xeswf477lzday7zn0kszv0rwnyz4hqcmzr0p has a few of these. 😉


People get so puritan when it comes to who is a real bitcoiner.

Once you internalize that we are at less than .1% adoption it becomes clear that such behavior is a waste of time. nostr:note1n024xp27gpjllyut4vxnll85y255xxttedgy3y7wnqpujw08galshp3l5r


I keep seeing folks get confused, so I made a flowchart. I hope it helps. #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/5cbcc93ae509cfd906f51d25d83a130b26ac0bd0a767feb11c70c989f33fb417.jpg


Nice, thx!


Has anyone figured out recurring lightning payments and/or zaps yet?


The replies in that Elmo thread are amazing.


I miss that show. Underrated.


Amazing. 😂


Are they not helping with adoption more than someone who buys it and lets it sit untouched in their Coinbase account, but rants about Bitcoin on Twitter?


Or maybe he was, only briefly?


Doubt it’d be a good one! 😅


And this is supposed to make the champagne… better?


American thongs are way more fun.


One of these days I will actually make it to a meetup. 😅


🤷🏻♂ nostr:note19q2p839u49rkxmdxeld67sp23n8zqpndgkzet62hzpqhg69p6hns2secyv


Definitely evil. https://image.nostr.build/a1ddbacd253e04e3dacf55f624d70c5d8cac5c4c4fb444042ed1cbfbf1089666.jpg


Asking for a friend. https://image.nostr.build/88e659848cb432845f5e3da8e55a524aec8482c523a082df22e876b3d49cc2ff.jpg


Milwaukee was basically ground zero for this. I think it’s where they first figured out the usb trick.

There are a few Kia boys high speed chase videos from police dash cams that have been released of them joyriding through my suburb, cutting through the playground of my daughter’s school.

Shame on Kia (and Hyundai) for not immediately recalling and fixing all of their cars, and shame on our government for not forcing them to.


May he rest in peace. 😢


Where is this in Morocco? I can’t find anything on it! Mind-blowing architecture, if it’s real.


I tried! I couldn’t find anything!

I did find this, though… 👀 https://image.nostr.build/f4d840b8ac489f8329a78f037d08548ed92e7392ef9f7c1b409fa3ac8b90d545.jpg


Are there pictures from other angles? My brain is having trouble computing how this could be real.


Is this real?


Wtf is nostr assets?


Also good night to the rest of you. 😜 nostr:note1xsusf7vlwfvad9xx6r36xe6lwuxyxwfwskelaw7pp2ug7xpt9kgq7yl77v


GN, hellthread. https://image.nostr.build/ddfb95af328299807334d6582bf94fafced7bdb468a8fc96f9c882f9058b3d21.jpg


Yep!


I hope you’re adding it to the top!


Seriously, it’s one of those movies that is so good and so culturally pervasive, you may watch it and hear quotes you’ve heard before, not realizing it was from The Princess Bride.


You need to go watch it right now. The Princess Bride is easily one of the best movies of all time.


“How many assholes have we got on this ship?”


Be louder, then!


Is this spicy enough #afterdark content for you, nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r? 😅


More like this… https://image.nostr.build/02923a0fcc06e73725b84a05c7ee0f6ed678609e34e5e8b64399fe7cabfde6ee.jpg


Seconded. I can’t be the only one posting spicy #afterdark memes!


#TheMoreYouKnow 💫 https://image.nostr.build/1ae539913abb4b1c5df6101bf37e046e92240ac1003f1f4c668e32399a4f2733.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/6c5a8db85f349dba717d9056e838879f727634b500b7e1dde1a3512af8be4e8a.jpg  nostr:note1ynae4efc94q238hak9uptpq9hvmcrg7gexxp7qyvfsx95lgg76pqewhacg


Be runnin' up that road
Be runnin' up that hill


It was great, agreed, but you need to have better sex. 😉


https://image.nostr.build/e7315d484c52de360b833ae3de9ae86c5cd4e51839feea193d74d43cba9db95a.jpg  nostr:note1avgapsqaxwmahsy57umlermdn6q25c7xlsa0q80u490m6yc60xrq5dzfq0


An amazing clip from an amazing man.


Old enough to remember the first hell threads, before muting had been coded into any clients.


It sparks joy.


“Indiscreet Packaging”

🤣😂


Someone is dusting my wallet with multiple 7 sat zaps right now. Keep’em coming.


I’m muted? 😢


Sounds like a fun place.


I feel like I should probably share this title with you.


Woooo! Most horniest! 🤘 https://image.nostr.build/fe87be126ab5f6daa735e7808e09bfd7669552cd4f8d5b478aea87350796566c.jpg


Happy 1st Year Nostr Anniversary to ME!! 🎉🥂
Welcome to Hellthread as I thank just a few of my friends 😜
Please try not to mute as there’s a good reason for this 💜🧡🫂
Best & Gorgeous Doggo = nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w
Best & Gorgeous Kitty = nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js
Best New Uncle = nostr:npub1jzuma368395gu523y4vk4d34p0lxgctk436hggn4qcuj93075qgqtn3vm0
Best Personal Doctor & Frenemy = nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g
Best Shitposter = nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7
Best Wine Merchants = nostr:npub14qz92uedt0a8jte8jqg63jr3s5cc99cej36jh883z6tprlu354uqqe2q26
Best Real Doctor = nostr:npub1xy54p83r6wnpyhs52xjeztd7qyyeu9ghymz8v66yu8kt3jzx75rqhf3urc
Top Nostr hall of fame memes = nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7
Best Thigh and Bogan = nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424
Best Serious Entertainment & Nostr Funding = nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
Best Aussie’s = nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 nostr:npub1q7why7lw8kq9ufr43ps75ngz3vhx5duqt7xmgklcq3dljqqfjegq2km2vr nostr:npub1upmh82f2vy9z3k3qwj8amx9lkkhkjjcv45y9yfyqzfj4jj5czz9qhsg8fq nostr:npub1dmahfent0mtlh8ahhzu0ztslhw470azcyw3n599vvrxfysfg25mqurhrpq nostr:npub10jnx6stxk9h4fgtgdqv3hgwx8p4fwe3y73357wykmxm8gz3c3j3sjlvcrd nostr:npub1xjfd6s75j63r0azyrlvqrag83d34gtp7zk8la2grevpq5xh5llws9lwuey
Best Butcher = nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg
Best Adopted Son’s = nostr:npub148ut8u4vr8xqd4gefhg6eyc5636p5zthw3zfse2njfkezegczers59ty0w nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d
Best Nest Chat Bosses = nostr:npub15u3cqhx6vuj3rywg0ph5mfv009lxja6cyvqn2jagaydukq6zmjwqex05rq nostr:npub1mu9wmykl7qx5llk69axd3rvk0hzhdd25jsqtj2hmnzjpn2sxum6s8jjj0t nostr:npub1ez2ddawaky9aj6w6juzkjzcg6ez2wjh393ugtdk8083e7xrf45hq86853u nostr:npub1agn9u5tnvl7ylhvwaxey5s9a0yjscjy6jmnnf0ckzwztgsvmee8sz0qphr
Best Barman = nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk
Best Wanna Be Aussie = nostr:npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr
Best Foul Mouthed = nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6
Best Golfers = nostr:npub1rnq364gf837jqjzvrh7s299jqyxqrrk3us7h2pg5d7r0axuhm42qkfldxs nostr:npub103m96sra82w4agghew9cdxtzs4s8sl7qsjsvw6h653yml0gjrkzqefd3h5
Best One Liners = nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns nostr:npub1fjj025e7grd9upgg09k5p8ntkdd9pvn0cvzrg4sh4vqhrq7c8tqqz3teuy
Most Generous Person = nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg
Best Grammar Chef & Gardener = nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a
Best DJ’s = nostr:npub1ujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgsygt8l4 nostr:npub1a6c3jcdj23ptzcuflek8a04f4hc2cdkat95pd6n3r8jjrwyzrw0q43lfrr
Best Dino = nostr:npub1cdak4q4f3h3k3sgyh0rd5dj4w8k95f3mquzh6z3ew76vqkh60e3slyczgz
Most Gorgeous Monkey = nostr:npub1ywexl63gwqxdrchr4zkv5hzytsm6hzdv4t25ngmd2r5up6c0tqrq5vw8q0
Best Horse & Laser Eyes = nostr:npub158qesjv52ysz2vnl2trmd5apgd9r07ah5vvrsr9tfqe03k4vhdfqcl4xtl
Best Fox = nostr:npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8
Best & Funniest Irish = nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9 luck of the Irish
Best General To Lead Us = nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4
Best Nostr Chest = nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9
Best Human = nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f keeps us humble
Best Banana Art = nostr:npub1rkqw2kyduqgdzdax03ptqdcht90475gww0jzelzg7vd6ayvyf4vsl2jtk0
Best Art = nostr:npub12rzunrxvx89f78h4df284lzvkjqetljkq0200p62ygwmjevx0j8qhehrv9 nostr:npub17nd4yu9anyd3004pumgrtazaacujjxwzj36thtqsxskjy0r5urgqf6950x
Best Coffee Pics = nostr:npub13ldzrxwy8x066ll5zf45qtcltms40ld7fsy4rejdlcc64my80lcslchmy5 for me anyway
Best Nostr Nips = nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s show more nips please
Best Turtles = nostr:npub14ktnsqc2hpxqflawce9t4htvc6pvkdgp6xf6tlcujjuswuy324vqfhukks
Best Nostr Rugby = nostr:npub1yrffsyxk5hujkpz6mcpwhwkujqmdwswvdp4sqs2ug26zxmly45hsfpn8p0
Best Food Pics & Presentation = nostr:npub1ewe0qgak4gykym236t6w4x06jyuw4q8v040lmn5lamude434yqcsz7uqlw
Best Disappearing Act = nostr:npub18dlusgmprudw46nracaldxe9hz4pdmrws8g6lsusy6qglcv5x48s0lh8x3
Best Cybersecurity = nostr:npub1f6ugxyxkknket3kkdgu4k0fu74vmshawermkj8d06sz6jts9t4kslazcka
Most Horniest = nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt
Best Hockey & Dad = nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex
Best Bullshit For = nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft
Best Life Quotes = nostr:npub10zqm0ct49y5rzp64rfdjrdw5cwp5ns8mv2pkkgcry6vss8etnkcscg3efp
Best Singing = nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz
Best Hypochondriac = nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx
Best Photographer = nostr:npub17amtesfzwxl8nlr3ke2l8jl7kw52z60n8msnxh7vps3g9xgpmf9qx5nldk
Best Almost Showed His Private = nostr:npub1cs2pfmk9uc2qk7pc4mn8w5hftpur8572ksmegg43gf4qq7ppzjtsylxsfg
Best Did Show His Private = nostr:npub17954arljca3f6dhjmpy6cu2tnlv5rxs0y65fylvdvcsznan5j23sc49xm6
Best Fitness Trainer = nostr:npub1znvyq8yk3e9m4gn67y5ndh5tnne3apnqzue56w4panamkzlgd8mqq6hk2l he kills me
Best Nostr Dress Up = nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0
Best Nostr Tards = nostr:npub14hlzw4sywt23drreaqs8ruf00dsrnnv5hfnyu49g2hpheq836umssur6nl nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4
Best Dancer = nostr:npub1ks7fru48h8fphw3amvyvcvscgr0jfymyldckyy6s3wch8qlpmycqw3s2nm
Best Nostr Gentlemen = nostr:npub138s5hey76qrnm2pmv7p8nnffhfddsm8sqzm285dyc0wy4f8a6qkqtzx624  nostr:npub1w4gjvu0647gnmgnd88v58drjzw6nuwp09ft3k9sx5dv2h3qm3v0q53hda8nostr:nostr:npub16as8gepztj9tvyx6n9y4h3cv3gaytgpl3g32jhcxlj6mcss72uaqjwg2tf nostr:npub1tdewu5xk7ydz68tgc6mk4gq7hyty6s5uakf6w3amr5z9lse3rqnqsekx8c
Cool Nostr Friends = nostr:npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf  nostr:npub1j94h4j39papmn7zzltxvsvwmf524pzrr92xz0sx3greqgve3hftsenjuvp nostr:npub14s6q5rl6fpvfax90s4mh23ffarze7l73zrcmeqedp6x5cnfarpfss0pq47  nostr:npub1w975kchdvcw7c50m8xtzw29yynwsp78dk6x693fg2xme5zkj23js6xgfqv nostr:npub13pnmakf738yn6rv2ex9jgs7924renmderyp5d9rtztsr7ymxg3gqej06vw nostr:npub13cnlldwfhwxd6qf34hnwlfya2m2qrd2zfk0alxnrup6d2fasw9wqxwkzpe  nostr:npub17armdveqy42uhuuuwjc5m2dgjkz7t7epgvwpuccqw8jusm8m0g4sn86n3s nostr:npub1gxx62chjeaq65n48qs5p7m899vffwyjy9jtr6dmc3gy0wzexygzsrssd5y nostr:npub1wc4rc9wxl2gfzxl384g0cw3f79nrms0sfdpe02y7aasy7c3we4sqd0qywr nostr:npub1am50jqjytzdtepftqfzf8grh2gs4wpt7d4t90zxc6z288wqazj5skdks29 nostr:npub1sk5x080cwgqz5fcpmyleprvl5swc9352g2398hd4k6wr3qdd8ugqwqsr7m nostr:npub1p82f73cgrsdqduz2lknznz8ry5ey02xfdsw5aup9m3mpnk7z89pq8qwweu nostr:npub1jdvvva54m8nchh3t708pav99qk24x6rkx2sh0e7jthh0l8efzt7q9y7jlj nostr:npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw nostr:npub17eruj45dp9vkuv3lm5q5fw8z7dd27hd2g0u7kkd4qt5emy85xees20kl63  nostr:npub1ry930jxmrdtzvqfdrq7846ymzcc0hh0ll68ttvjg7kkrptsa0pds3vqy4m nostr:npub1vktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksjf5s3g
Best Casine Dealer = nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw
Best Movie Knowledge = nostr:npub17ranr5vpp20etheaz78u6e72pvyc0xk3r6rgnetfvtxc88acat2q4nhenz
Most Naughty Chat = nostr:npub16tnq9ruem6evwmywhu69xxl0qk802f03vf8hftvkuvw0n7mmz83stxcvw5 & passionate bitcoiner
Best Bee = nostr:npub16eumpaxffppswucpeysysrya9uk39j06d5gr2tsnf6cupq3f4jdqyft6jc
Best Nature Pics = nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx nostr:npub13kwjkaunpmj5aslyd7hhwnwaqswmknj25dddglqztzz29pkavhaq25wg2a
Best Sarcasm = nostr:npub1vm2yasykvnuu3uhu6w45wnwd6p3lyv2q3kn6k3j98jptg0dxl76q8xuh2l
Best Bitcoin Talker = nostr:npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd
Best Book Reader = nostr:npub1l8zv3fhdntxq00u3nmrxvmrwpenpgway8y67z663t92x6hd98w3qkfkw83
Bestnobody=nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv
Nostr babes = nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap nostr:npub14yf4yasnqgpkzjrzhysshglf82e8nkp8r9sn5hzqu4n244k3avtshhwpyu nostr:npub1erhg86xl307d46pla66aycr6sjpy9esnrffysr98l5pjvt2fdgeq8wru26 nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9  nostr:npub180z8ywyfg56sk78unedkn6p0d68clchwzj2nhq2309sw8gywldcsne5tax nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev nostr:npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699 nostr:npub17a0glnlewhgdu6wuah5kwn7ewf649zu63ypq2pmyxh8y0z6uk6vqpttptf nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 nostr:npub1c6fqtndnnwxrhzu48sdk9q4ynsmek5krd9zjukhwnsjv5z6ckv4qwtfqp9 nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl  nostr:npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5 nostr:npub1ejxswthae3nkljavznmv66p9ahp4wmj4adux525htmsrff4qym9sz2t3tv
Best Chat Fixer = nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza
Best Bikini = nostr:npub14aeuctmsc3zqm8n7p3f3ssxgwwlqvw06t9j2r0zk3c572g4lg5fs434afw
Best Airplane Expert = nostr:npub1lqz2yf2tvutrxwtfnlxtdt9vdam7lwkyk95kehavvm4gfm5rx7ws0p3ak9
Best bear = nostr:npub1ljztq84m64sfmnflxg8qq73gujjauyvp3qe8kgswrywmg3elhg3qjlnle7

Now there’s a lot more that I could not tag due to not being able to find their names!
Feel free to tag yourself and here’s to more fun hellthread years on Nostr 🫂😂


Shouldn’t it be due course already, though?


We're giving away a BLOCKCLOCK mini from nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0

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SO GOOD.


#afterdark #memes https://image.nostr.build/3eebd3d717541293a0124ad27e1c0a9c065f4132b651fe036aba4e3976d1e803.jpg


NOPE.


(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


I would refuse to sign based solely on the font.


Currently working with a client whose favorite font is Comic Sans. All documents shared come in it and he wants it on the website.

This is up there on my list of professional pet peeves with having to install cookie notifications.


Why? That seems… odd?


Oh, and they were a major player lobbying to remove net neutrality in the US. Seriously, fuck GoDaddy.


I would assume so, or at least her blood.


As if all of their other faults weren’t bad enough, the aggressive and constant upselling of unneeded services is what really drives me crazy.

I have to use them on behalf of clients all them time (I transfer out those I can) and that’s honestly the worst part about using them. I should be able to change the name dns zones without being pushed some BS premium advanced plus domain protection and security.


Is lacing weed with PCP before selling it an actual thing, though? Seems like that would increase the price, if anything.


They aren’t alleging schizophrenia, though, just “drug induced psychosis”, which is a thoroughly generic and meaningless term, up there with “excited delirium”.

In my extensive non-scientific experience, the higher you get the less likely you are to stab someone 100+ times.


Whaaaat? There’s no way the cannabis caused this. This article reads like Reefer Madness era propaganda.


Incredible.


Also my preference.


I’m not sure how to feel about this.


…no?


More trees, less concrete.


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/b25c2ae846be3394ea7918e8607cbe84d2300ec519b2d5a675ec3c19ce86535e.jpg


Those two are great. 🤣


Touché.


Too early for #afterdark memes? https://image.nostr.build/61eaf671d1d25945eeb57348ddde6759377d1777f770dff2cc09b46dc1648a37.jpg


It’s the country domain for Columbia, like .us or .co.uk.

People started using it because it *looks* like .com, but then they run into what you ran into.


I wouldn’t take any US business seriously if it uses a .co tld.


This is not what Hanna-Barbera led me to believe.


Pics or it didn’t happen.


#afterdark #memes https://image.nostr.build/bcfecfbb088baad85d01d2876f9dddc0c55e2cf80cf8ba3c93c375ddbb6038d1.jpg


Momentum seems like the wrong word. Inevitability?


I, too, like science.


I wish!


Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.


Slightly surprised this thing doesn’t come with, uh, attachments.


How are they bleached? Presumably not bleach…


It comes in handy. 😉


I also wish I’d been pushed to consider a trade. Would have made a decent electrician. nostr:note1snanl8msaq2lwshquur6jdw6vmpksum2054guprw4u3cy2408mvsxtdyfw


It also keeps a history of changes, so you can see what prior handles/domains a DID has used.


In regards to being silenced, that’s also an ability that will be up to each individual server once federation happens.


Yep! I was one of the very first accounts to have it. I’m there as @evan.best


Bluesky is a bit off.

Own your readership - what does this mean?
Can be deplatformed - Not once they launch federation, which is very soon.
Control what you see - default view is chronological, like nostr. There are tons of custom algos, complete freedom. Best implementation of custom algorithms on any platform, wish nostr took this route.
Ads - no ads
Multiple clients - I’m aware of at least 4 fully functional Bluesky clients. 3 of them are as polished and feature-rich as the best nostr clients, if not better.
Can be silenced at will - huh? Like, account deleted?


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/23cc87c72c40ba016c19d522a399d258ade25b7be2faea6153964889f0d5e864.jpg


Simpler times.


Watch how I soar.


Turns out the Internet isn’t anonymous.


Actually, I think that might be a moth.


Butterfly


LinkedIn’s algorithm knows laughably little about me. https://image.nostr.build/dc713b201c132d33230f734c610b2b6d1ba513c1f6caccf157af6d33a459796e.jpg


Go pack go!


This is healthy.


In Wisconsin, we call this flirting. nostr:note1yry6893upcm9fwmjw5haasp42yjrjhk3jgh7jql4hdhstee3tjxqt3tyhv


I’ve had coconut milk ranch that was pretty damn good.


Good to hear!


Hugs from the other side of the world, then. 🫂


Hah, fair enough!


Is your zap address broken? Can’t zap ya.


Find friends that treat you like family should and they’ll become your real family.


What does this mean if I’m an Aquarius?


Galápagos


…yet!


Uh… Pornhub?


Why up so early?


Nope.


So you’re just giving all zaps to bot scrapers? 🙃


Mempool cleared regularly, too.


Found this note in my mailbox.

How, exactly, am I supposed to remove the 2’ deep block of solid ice that the city plow left between my mailbox and the street? https://image.nostr.build/ab8890ae6d1a9b5663d961bed451e814be411e2c7557356409ccbfae28228e24.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e7994c45b69323d0c198877a842b3e822708dc7a38d99ae448dd7e9eaa479c2c.jpg


Good night, nostr. #quotes https://image.nostr.build/39a3158983c5d4e8674240a71e6e85648643850a8bae2aec885fcd51f17ae986.jpg


#introductions Crpto journalist here...trying to learn about bitcoiners. Come catch me at Pubkey 🤙🏻


She’s talking about a spam account from a year or so ago that repeatedly posted the legs and ass of a girl bending over in a shower. Same pic, posted hundreds of times, ever-present in global.


𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗


Would attend.


Immediately sent this to my wife. 😂🤣


Tried that. Didn’t work.


It’s 2024. Why can’t my Apple Watch take my temperature yet?


GM, nostr! https://image.nostr.build/a9d1fcad483c87c3204a99c1bf1bae7dfabdcb099f8fc0949ce5167e1612402a.jpg


I definitely prefer Fridays over almost-Fridays.


It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.


It’s time for more #afterdark posting. Give me your best spicy memes. https://image.nostr.build/fe87be126ab5f6daa735e7808e09bfd7669552cd4f8d5b478aea87350796566c.jpg


Going anywhere fun?


Those of you that go to bed early miss some quality content. Lots of amazing memes buried in this thread! nostr:note1gh8maghqn85t9lz09sfxjjq95lncksrm0xmk5dykpglyxtsuqutqm4q3lv


Wiener Schnitzel


Also in bed!


How the hell am I supposed to sleep when that’s the last thing in my notifications?


Well, this just took a hot turn.

🍿


Okay, last one. I need sleep. 😴 https://image.nostr.build/fec70799271f51b8d7f39238382152e610939122fb1bdc0a5d97eea5cb37c335.jpg


Back at ya. 🤙


But, y’know… funny.


More:
nostr:note12edgchz79e6syhdrhmdx0v5jm56nzc8qayjlhv0j3jzf99lw3tast3l40y


For real, tho… when muscles hurt the next day… 🥵


💯 https://image.nostr.build/424e31137b4c410594b584894fe99b12152b5ffafa5b36679254f27891675615.jpg


Like this 😂 https://i.nostr.build/eMqL.jpg


Damus Pro w/ premium features?


My wife is going to love it when she wakes up tomorrow to this in a text message from me with no other context.


How far back are we talking? A year ago on Nostr, or the Mac OS 7 screen saver? I’m okay with reviving both.


I would never mute that and anyone who mutes me for my absurd and sometimes dirty memes probably hasn’t been following me long. 🤷🏻♂


It’s always #afterdark somewhere!

Good morning from the other side of the planet. ✌


We need more spicy nostr #afterdark content. https://image.nostr.build/85822f98bb62dd2b2c1319f765aad9a59aacbc2642babd4258f67bd315347bbe.jpg


Yes, please. 🙏


Roger that. 🫡


So I should continue to not try it, then?


NOPE.


I’ve never had vegemite, but I have not heard good things.


I am very pleased to live in a place whose snake population is small in number, small in size, and entirely non-venomous.


Unlike kangaroos, cows are bred by man over thousands of years to be food.


Australia is freaking huge. There must be room!


I would never. 🥺


Do be clear – I did *not* buy this. 🤗


I couldn’t help myself. 😬

They also had this delicacy… https://image.nostr.build/5f6da2241551983934f12391cd2ebd3ee86b30f34eb6dc09b1aa5c2300289e95.jpg


Saw this at the store today. Worth trying, nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r? 😅 https://image.nostr.build/98d73b50457836c43f249cd4556c359f5160222bad316be33bc584282b4f9d30.jpg


I still use Damus as my daily driver, but Primal is catching up fast and looks great.


🤪
https://m.primal.net/HXwO.jpg


Alas… https://image.nostr.build/3654b9c3605806acb3c66e3f4168e2b1786827bf3d91fc377b22d9c456b858b1.jpg


Hawt.


Chaotic neutral. #coffeechain

https://m.primal.net/HXuE.jpg


You’re welcome, nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt nostr:note18lg6tvysr0pjlpdl3fklzecj94hfkxjfv8k7570ndekn66dp69nst94857


Is #babechain still a thing?


This game is insane. Legitimately feeling bad for Dallas fans. nostr:note1fk6kaprcdgsu80ncaf9uzlpn2httaanhw8aj8zya89tw7yhu5alsh3lsnu


GO PACK GO!!!


I’m impressed that it’s even capable of this. What OS?


Still wouldn’t watch.


I’m willing to best most of the people who had signed them would be willing to again.


I saw it at a burger restaurant one time, ordered it out of curiosity, loved it, and make one for myself when I’m grilling at least once a year. The pb gets all melty and accents the flavor of the burger surprisingly well.


Sounds crazy, right? Spread peanut butter on the buns. Just a burger patty in the middle. Trust me.


Which is worse, putting 🍍 on burgers or on pizza? #asknostr nostr:note18rtq2eqxyul299y2pmtw8r2947zy80x74wx0q2jgsufrpguy25gqz73tdk


Flip your phone to make it go from carved wood to spilled water. https://image.nostr.build/2c54f6862ea16892e3d0a684e87d8411ece0dfe6707c0aac768ee82ebf9329b0.jpg


I’ll have to try it!

As long as we’re suggesting odd things to put on burgers… peanut butter burgers are amazing.


I’m told I grill a mean pineapple.

🍍🍍


I believe this predates ai.


🤘 nostr:note1hm4wc29wexd0vjsm0mra0mkzuzn0twqv208m4azrnc9tdgwl00nqm29gf2


Wow! Bitcoin has CRASHED to numbers not seen since…

*checks notes*

…four days ago.


Am I following you there? I’m there as evan.best, but it’s an odd community. Needs more bitcoiners.


If you somehow run through those, I’ve got probably 50 more.


⚡💪 https://image.nostr.build/2e1e94569ed4cc7a72b874f6a79ff9aa34a2ac5a8fa090e9eaa401313ee8a259.jpg


My submission for nostr logo: nostr:note1yhfey009gkkk2fc24djtgwdfj5ek2s7al8sv3fj8c6tkff0n6t0q38rh0s


ℕ


Glad you’re okay! 🤙


Instead of a logo let’s just have a color https://image.nostr.build/9443e6682d676e9ec0b4edbe8268bbcf152633e74a3c6927f2e2a727f26e14ef.jpg


Good evening from the US! 👋


I think we’re safe from a singularity for a while longer. https://image.nostr.build/fef9f5a279b0467bcdfab176c123327e5cf62ff874a441f7c3957afecf283b44.jpg


The good ones have.


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/9bccf92b411e8c43bd95666f75cdddf9886b1320a787b3af00bce990189cad0d.jpg


Win-win!


It feels like, maybe, with the approval of spot #Bitcoin ETFs, the ‘you got in early’ ship has finally sailed?


Gm!


All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come


Approved. Trading starts tomorrow. https://image.nostr.build/a76dff5353860e8f49f37694afca986756242774ef31ba2f36e20a1fcf4bf82a.jpg


Jack Johnson was my go-to for putting my son to sleep when he was a baby/toddler.


Like a record, baby.


Oops, meant to attach this screen shot. https://image.nostr.build/87789c0acc69f7b62bf9a6fcae72021d6cf5c042b21eebe372796b17f86c5618.jpg


These likes by the SEC’s account, both in reply to the now-deleted post, are the only thing I’ve seen so far to make me think it actually was hacked.


A hilariously short story. https://image.nostr.build/e1decba63011769d1c8517dcffe1794a7ea57693fb61b9509eb60e38c3405cd6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9b8611c265377da30478e2da6f87707dfd99d14c03a8951782a3f208abd796ba.jpg


Yep, thanks! 😊


nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm - can you help?


Ditto. I’ve been tempted to learn for a while now.


This. 👆


A reminder, in these bullish times. https://image.nostr.build/15939f09cc9853eb138d83b6e1460e3385667e833678759f7c6d2486ef9129da.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/35194909173bcf64fdf6045a0a50a9fc70ef009967abb4e8bee8859a88cf8bbf.jpg  nostr:note182pl622kpdwq6j7xs5d5a8d8rp9xfjq8kqa9vjwy2vvy8xghl6lqhng39n


I think I first made this nearly a year ago. 😊


It’s a meme referencing the annual Bitcoin candle pattern. https://image.nostr.build/294794d5f0bc0ca62ca6b84791968af3200ca1aa20a92435c470e47d46f7f534.jpg


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/9f2b1c00d4bff85e23d04dfdf94c5650522395d5f2e4f4462694f7902355e76b.jpg


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/2d1e115ddf4d6bcaf2d4c3d5776b9357693bb10a2241e33d4b04dbd802b4aa0b.jpg


I initially meant the latter, but if you’re a big fan of boobies, I instead volunteer my wife. I can’t get enough of her’s. 🤷🏻♂😈

*To be clear to anyone who interprets this differently, I am also joking, but still 100% sure she would give consent and enjoy it just as much as Onyx. 😅


Gn, nostr. 🤙 https://image.nostr.build/247d98da3d5219a87cd63b57c892ae4e61d5aab623b91c8f9d435a72d1c1d202.jpg


Nothing says low time preference like sending an on-chain transaction at 1 sat/vb.


Yes.


In that case, welcome back!


Welcome! 🤙


Always.


Be excellent to each other.


I have the Jardiance jingle stuck in my head and it's making me want to break something.


Tell me you’ve never watched Star Trek without telling me you’ve never watched Star Trek. https://image.nostr.build/66cf5a1ac5daf275af8de8dc97bd3ae793844a91078a80f88cf6380f7930a8ef.jpg


Subscribed. 🤙


Wow! Had no idea it was still around. Don’t think I’ve owned a physical copy since the 90s.


Like, the old hacker mag?


My collection of boob-related memes is small, but on-point. https://image.nostr.build/10412766382fcad695c48a4b0ae68f1e4b669417e4b1b74cd486738e2e9ad738.jpg


(＾◡＾)っ( ｡ )( ｡ )


Wake me when bitcoin-only companies are being bought out by traditional finance.


Once the party gets going, probably. 😉


This is where I’m at. It just kept going downhill.


Torn jeans, less than jake tshirt, flannel button-down. Pretty much the same thing I wore in the 90s.


🫣 https://image.nostr.build/cb7df773849bb2ef528c30383dd0d75043f22e815cb30afacd22d450a7fa6daa.jpg


Wow. Not cool, Zuck. 🤬

https://gizmodo.com/meet-link-history-facebook-s-new-way-to-track-the-we-1851134018 https://image.nostr.build/a1ddbacd253e04e3dacf55f624d70c5d8cac5c4c4fb444042ed1cbfbf1089666.jpg


Surely.


Welcome to nostr! https://image.nostr.build/35194909173bcf64fdf6045a0a50a9fc70ef009967abb4e8bee8859a88cf8bbf.jpg


These pre-date Pokémon cards by a few years.


Amazing.


Welcome to nostr!


Recently got one at Costco. Love it.


Bitcoin’s roadmap is… simpler. https://image.nostr.build/8144725f5471e4ed512d7289689293d3c6e46e6dc7b9b2aaceb8569cb30deeae.jpg


😎😎😎

800 follows, thank you fam!

goal is 1000 follows and i give away a jade token to redeem w/blockstream. $boost and $follow to enter the giveaway. 🚀🚀🚀

#artstr #grownostr #digitalarts #plebchain #introductions
https://image.nostr.build/8cbd8b68cf6b14c60c28071dea71e20409ee57d78083db4c6bed9b86984ae3c5.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x1080&blurhash=UKK%2C%3FN-N%3Fvx%5B%7EDRO%3Fbt7%7EWD%25RP%25M0MSfiwVs&x=0f662b4ae368eb8b878c16fcc601652f91980376a4067331be14e124cd88da83


Isn’t there a tool somewhere that shows this? I thought I’d seen that at some point.


What client are they using that can’t mute at this point?


No, but on a leather couch?


Wisconsin!

Land of great 🍺 and 🧀


If all goes as planned, in front of the warmth of my fireplace. Took this pic a week or so ago. https://image.nostr.build/a3b53fa7abcdd67a88850a6c4ceb1569b27644f496cc6a7a79b97aaf57c5b024.jpg


Actually, if I’m perfectly honest, I’m naked by midnight nearly every night. 😂😅


That’s the plan by midnight. 😈


nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r‘s “nice” #hellthread is cool and all, but where you really want to be is the naughty one. 🤘


I cannot say the same. Lost my innocence long ago. I was forged in the fires of the pre-web Internet.


If the first post on nostr no longer exists on any relays, is it still the first post? nostr:note14msz0w0992tzk9xpwv0jl5mu6w0kq42925cztfsl505pxnt03k3qh6kreg


Honored to have helped bring out some naughty in you this year. 😈


You’re missing out. It’s a fun list to be on.


I can try to make it, but I’ll be busy being naughty with my irl partner in crime.


Gonna try to make it. 🤙


Even then, not interested.


Find someone who looks at you the way #bitcoin looks at $42k. https://image.nostr.build/246bf0317f554a81b448ee961c2dfbfc68f5e655f372f7f4d272b186ba579503.jpg


Did they know you were watching? 😅


As a dad to GenZ kids, this is hilarious.


I’m so sorry. This is terrible. 😢


I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve seen a single Oscar nominee this year. 😬


🤭 https://image.nostr.build/a9ce37382975641343e35a3d1e89d7f314918e68d863a1913512ad6b1742fe02.jpg


We call that ‘charm’.


ping ordinals.com -c 999


Hmm. It’s not loading for me.

*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*
*F5*


Yep. I screen shotted that right before I posted it.


I still miss the fail whale.


🤣

https://m.primal.net/HVag.png


He was Vice President of the US in the 90s and, while still a senator, co-authored a bill that paved the way for the Internet to flourish. Many years later, while running for president, he poorly worded a brag about that bill that made it imply he had a hand in inventing the Internet, and an early meme was born, before we even had the word meme.


https://c.tenor.com/BTtnTQtpKpsAAAAd/tenor.gif nostr:note1q3cd00v0ehnmewna7hqckg39924xlqn6724ksp38ejthw65qex5qrwtv9g


I surfed it often. 🏄♂ nostr:note1japzk32evuwjen722tdkajupzcq7rz3z3xncd94efxv6tn0jc0cspfxhdy


It is. Cuddling with my wife in front of it. 🥰


Is someone working on this?


Life, the Universe, and Everything


😅 https://image.nostr.build/70d41696dc8c2f285d2215014d6863e73acb7baa100e8d9661f034dcd5e26d17.jpg


Seriously, how is he not in prison yet?


Manifest! 🙌


I still need to watch that. 🫣


Sooo good. You’ll love it.


I’m more excited for Doctor Who after the last four episodes than I have been in years.

Ncuti Gatwa was fantastic.


Yep!


Don’t give up on Brett Goldstein, either! Nice Jewish boy. Celebrity crushes are my jam.


My wife and I are both Aquarians. 🤷🏻♂


Go after them in 2024! Never know.


Best Xmas movie. You can’t change my mind. https://image.nostr.build/480fa67bb22dee0485ace9d44d62cec6ddd468b1f08e6a7d2077c80dbd51e094.jpg


Welcome to the world!


Mazel tov! He’s adorable!!


Merry Christmas, Nostr!!!
メリークリスノス！！！
#MerryChristmas #Chrismastr #illust #art #artstr

https://i.gyazo.com/f0506e4a35cab73c3d1022b43af23944.jpg


That’s where I shop around me, too. Didn’t realize it was out of St. Louis.


I’ve got some people I’m tempted to send them to.

👀


Brave day to go. I’ve been avoiding all retail for a few days now. 😅


It’s nice. 🤌


Welcome back! https://image.nostr.build/98ed0afd8f5fded8bc30e925f776134822c11f11e74799fc64c35a17c6a54e36.jpg


I would hope that predates the cia.


The CIA doesnt strike me as a place filled with kinky folks.


Yeah, I’ve had that one muted for a while.


Welcome back. 🤣


Did it work?


If this were realistic, it’d have 30 different cords tied in knots hanging behind it.


True story. https://image.nostr.build/831f9c5d4584596269b82df4fbf297e716de5ed3564a33a72f9d275a6da8bc25.jpg


More of this. nostr:note1laf3r4gsk45dsl5066a7mwrrsl3n0ap67ky87z2n0tnxc63v4h8qg7ht3t


I’ve got multiple full-grown mulberry trees with two varieties of mulberries. Love them!


That’s 20°. 😬


It was not good.


Not even a little! 😝


Seems like a healthy way to live.


In all fairness, that prepares you for driving in any medium-to-large city about as much as the bumper cars at the county fair.


Exactly why I don’t plan on giving them my dna. 🧬


Looks like my instincts to never get a dna test were on-point. https://image.nostr.build/d57040678ade539e7401a3fe414f450880b159361c25543e5b87d664ad5c8b06.jpg


Blaring ska/punk at pickup is far more embarrassing than anything Disney has ever produced. Trust me.


I live in the burbs. 😅


I’m about a year away from my oldest learning to drive. 🙃


I was just driving behind someone whose parents put large, bright “New Driver” and “Please Be Patient” stickers across the back of their car.

I aspire to reach this mastery of embarrassing my kids.


Them: What’s the price of #bitcoin?

Me: https://image.nostr.build/3ff4dbca9895034e9b07f8ee059052f8b46e1a861d1a0c2cfd1f463987e1f4af.jpg


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/6c8414fa7d1c3a7675ba2af873dbe1debf23c17fb427d46dd0141d8dad2e135e.jpg


Oh, I will. 😉


Last one, I’ve gotta go grab dinner.

I’m the fox. 🦊 https://image.nostr.build/d7d7495ee83553c669c0666482a3a526e2851bc73c51214f7638bd61996741df.jpg


Saving that one. Already texted it to my wife. 🤣😂


You have no idea. 😈


You know what to do, nostr. nostr:note1xw54uqsreyv74vcuxd8kfg8kwha3cy3t7c7jyg9whrzddq8kay8ssslne2


Permanently.


Light pollution is real.


nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx ⬆


Oh. Now it makes sense.


Awesome! I would definitely spend some sats on a few bars. I have a weakness for homemade soaps.


Do you sell this somewhere? 👀


Nevermind. Found you. Wanted to tag you in something, but user search has apparently gotten worse.


Did you delete your 𝕏 account?


I wish.


Extra hot and heavy. Just how I like it. https://image.nostr.build/a96eba2666e565a5eecc088d4a9be654c0057e518fbd87e60cabd8c765644fd1.jpg


I wish I could get bagels that look that good anywhere near me.


“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

-Douglas Adams


Welcome back.


Fuck, I blinked and missed $42k again today.

🫨


I watched that one. It was mediocre.


Well, this looks fantastic and terrifying.

https://youtu.be/aDyQxtg0V2w?si=YFAmuRP_P33RQK_4


You've been bitten by
A true believer
You've been bitten by
Someone's false beliefs


Rest in peace. https://image.nostr.build/970980c7701cbedde218c675f684be86325425fcce9178b9cc7f57c4e316fa57.jpg


His deadpan on that show was unparalleled.


This is so sad. 😢


Following.


Rabbit


Vivek Ramaswamy took a leak live on X with Elon Musk and Alex Jones… is a sentence I never would have imagined would exist, nonetheless be factual.


MWEB would achieve this, no?


Ya think? 😅


Same as it ever was!


The fuck just happened?


Worth reading. 👇 nostr:note1unlevf0eaylrqlrsq8uq9vfpf08djsc9dmxd6n7t9ceje6y6rg0szmm2t9


Same as it ever was. 😅


Welcome back!


It’s back. 😊


Paging nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg! Looks like ln.tips is down.


Practice.


Followed. 🤙


Help me get to 300 followers!

I will #zap every new follower until I reach 300. Just follow me and boost my post and I'll send some sats your way for the trouble 🙏🏼

#nostr
#grownostr
#plebchain
#asknostr
#bitcoin


Let’s be honest, it’s inevitable.


This looks delicious! 😋


Sounds delicious. 🤤


What is it?


Hawaii


Buy #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/64baea9718ff267f620558a1a530207af17b6c13eb3721bb610e3bc9c035dd73.jpg


Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago. https://image.nostr.build/7ac9b708a48d84875ff876245409cc43f7fd20ab95d09d5c955e355e0caed148.jpg


I want SimCity2000-style arcologies.


Like I said, I liked everything else. Must be my marketing ear that caught it, but it stood out to me. 🤷🏻♂


I agree that aspect is new and innovative, but it’s still not how it was presented.

Regardless, it seems like a great product so far.


I like everything about this except the implication that self-storage is new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ-Yi7A-o_A


I only use custodial lightning right now and have so little in my wallet that I’m would be irritated, not devastated, if I get rugged.


Currently? Lightning.

Subject to change.


Keepin’ it 💯! https://image.nostr.build/4f1540fd66b14f9e6384e92dd308184ebce3acaba0e7b236555c3b46bd5ae41c.jpg


I don’t understand how she got so lost.


So did I the first time I saw it. 😂


This should have been settled when Laszlo Hanyecz used it to buy pizza.


Farewell, $42k! It was fun while it lasted!
https://media.tenor.com/nvACt6T5s80AAAAd/gif.gif


“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”

-Douglas Adams


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/d3c60b6b740a06609fc444a4126311ce5db35ecdadadde1096e3a0a5103fd7a1.jpg


You can zap nuts?


#Bitcoin
https://media.tenor.com/hLtIQgp_zp0AAAAM/hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-beginning-of-the-universe.gif


Seems like it would work well in a tiny home.


Pretty much exactly what happened. Touched it and dipped back down. 😂


Walking into a meeting. Bitcoin is totally going to pass 42k while I can’t post memes, isn’t it…


Posted this yesterday on both #nostr and Reddit. Reddit said I should just buy a new toilet because I would never find the lid I needed. Nostr helped me find the lid! Saved some fiat that I will now put into #bitcoin. Nostr fucking rocks!

Special shoutout to nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt for directing me to cheaptoilettanklids.com. Your 5K sats were sent my brother! #V4V

nostr:note1cepk6szpcz88qaqr3t7vpeter20cgdc553yec5gry6eyczggsknqtyys8f


Thanks again! Thrilled I was able to help. No reason to replace a whole toilet if only the lid is broken. Unless you hated the toilet anyways.


#GoPackGo


Gn, nostr. If I wake up to bitcoin having passed $42k again and I missed it, I blame nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx.


I suspect that photo shoot was the first time she’d ever held one. 😜


Awesome! Glad I could help!


He wants it to be the everything app, so maybe he’ll take on onlyfans, too?


I used to get ads for Fortune 500 companies and their products/services. Shit like this was spam bots in my notifications and DMs.


Elon is really scraping the bottom for ad revenue. These are not the types of ads you see on a thriving social network. #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/903442fac0ca3b23d4565ef4fc9797c7460b93724ee8dc578a8209c5b3c330cf.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1fb9e04132be2f7314b3bc2cc5c368eddb53fa8424afa8765cd9e517dca57527.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a0074c4627af8bb9c580d90aa4914d1d7d63e091373ace91132870e0a6bb6bd7.jpg


🤭 https://image.nostr.build/ba79fac5563ee3533a574e5d82c43daa33e184efb8540c72cfed29f818078d22.jpg


I’d give this place a call or email. It looks like they’ve got a huge stock and can custom make them, so even if they can’t identify it immediately, pictures and measurements might be enough.

https://cheaptoilettanklids.com/


Honestly? One. 😂


Too many.


I meant for nostr? There is no default. 😅


So here I am
Growing older all the time
Looking older all the time
Feeling younger in my mind


Can’t wait, but no threshold is never as fun as the first time you cross it. ☺


Sorry to keep you up! 😂


Me, right now.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5z5wYWL1IO6y2yEFBOiGt0?si=REx3K4tcSgSSKZTjMKcl6Q


What client are you using to access nostr? Lots of different options and experiences these days.


Is #vaguestr a thing yet? I just had an insane night and I can’t tell anyone about it. Except my wife, but she’s sleeping. My brain (and an edible) won’t let me sleep.

That’s all you’re getting, even though it’s killing me and this violates an old meme I made for a good friend as a code to live by. https://image.nostr.build/cc94aed66594b44cd87fbb5cdeebad77589e1337d2d98893ca3782ef730c06c5.jpg


Nice. Welcome back!

The new Primal is slick, isn’t it?


#zapathon

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_64cf9534dbabeec8bada30df522b03539fc5ddb01167ddfacfbc8e7fad13cd15.gif


Better than both, but smaller than both.


Welcome to nostr!


KYC?


If she pops up again, let me know. We followed each other and chatted occasionally on Twitter, plus I always enjoyed her Instagram. Seems like a great soul, I hope she’s found the peace she was looking for.


*gestures towards bakkt*


She kept Instagram for a while, but looks like that’s gone, too. 😢

Found her website, with a goodbye message: https://www.mistressnicci.com/


The one that was on How to Build a Sex Room, right? Didn’t she nuke her social media and retire from the industry a while ago?


Shake your phone to see it move. https://image.nostr.build/c5dc2775991f15d4053256ccc8981a29c728e463f5384d69eaedb07157d66b5e.jpg


Yes.


In tears. 🤣😂


Shipments go in cars.

Cargo goes on ships.


Underrated film.


I would love an updated mobile version of SimAnt.


Finally. https://image.nostr.build/a3d02ba660a3ee55cc4772e016c71eaf6acb9214c4c9203a18cb68a4026bf76f.jpg


Awful. I’m so sorry that you’ve had to go through that. They also do annual “evacuation drills” at the school and had a bomb threat evacuate the campus several years ago. It’s so sad that this is the world we’re raising our kids in.


This particular one was 20 feet from the kindergarten.


These were recently installed throughout my son’s school. Strong dystopian vibes. Do not like. https://image.nostr.build/7ca3b604123d344f0eedd10f3b351cdb9b63b38988a1cdc296ec0db577020f56.jpg


Anyone have a good rebuttal for this garbage yet?

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67564205


I’ve got the heart of a lion!

…and a lifetime ban from the zoo. https://image.nostr.build/acc080de2292ed39740c367412d1b49211d1c62272f3653ac79ac135ab00263b.jpg


Going to a meeting tonight at my kid’s school and I could use one of these going in.


Confirmed with a picture on X. Nice work, nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m.

https://x.com/stacyherbert/status/1729558323056267508?s=20 nostr:note1x500upel5hnm7wqhz3rf6u3d839v4ttwu08xezxu5agtx754z8lq0q8e0k


Currently a sea captain, but I have also achieved wizard.
https://m.primal.net/HRYJ.png


I’ve tried it, but just don’t like it.


The Pacific and Atlantic, unless seas count, then add the Mediterranean and Red seas to my list.


That’s really all (current) AI is, though.


What’re best current podcast apps for iOS? Castro seems to have died.


Nostr assists with bitcoin adoption.


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/14a29b0fe5237d3dc88e0ded5a96c9b4f0b01b2a2927c756933e3d468aece3e2.jpg


Gm, nostr! https://image.nostr.build/4ca3df791ff9b25e4c486fce95634b65646a86a73734f159c0410e94eb71f971.jpg


I am so sorry for your loss. May his memory be a blessing.


Pulled from the US. Unclear reasoning.


Changed my zap address.

RIP, WoS. 🪦


When it comes to custodial lightning wallets, ln.tips is the most underrated.


My brother-in-law and his family showed up to our house an hour and a half early for Thanksgiving. On the flip side, my sister-in-law and her family are already an hour late.

🤬🤬🤬


Happy Thanksgiving everyone 👋

Today, I am incredibly thankful for so many things, including the incredible team that works on TPB, nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt , Damien Somerset, nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx Over this long weekend, check out our first TBP Live covering news from the week!

https://youtu.be/p5RIir5h2Og?si=tJJduY3F-b4IAtPt


I am!


TPB Live🎥 - TODAY 4pmEST/1pmPST

Discussing Milei, Binance/CZ, more crypto crackdown to come?, progressive politics, and more with the TPB team - nostr:npub164q45vfa8prpl7f63stsl9qm9n22v6julkasjdqxjc8kevchsj0sp42rl3 nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt, nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx, and Damien Somerset

See you then 👀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiaAatmd4bs

progressivebitcoiner.com/stream (for zap.stream)


Surprise Announcement! 🗣

We are starting up a new show, TPB Live, a weekly live show with panel guests that will focus on news and events on #Bitcoin from around this world.

Today at 4pmEST myself and the TPB team,  nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx, nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt and Damien Somerset will be live to discuss this crazy week we've had.

You'll be able to stream via the following:

YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/kiaAatmd4bs?si=JhtcPGIe-Jm8HZKN
http://Zap.Stream: http://progressivebitcoiner.com/stream

See you then, and bear with us the first couple minutes as we make sure everything is streaming properly! You'll be able to watch back the live stream if you miss it via our YouTube Channel ✌


Not so sure about privacy. DDG is apparently just a skin on Bing.


The Google algorithm has been sliding lately. I feel like you would have gotten exactly what you were looking for a few years ago.


Uh, hi?


OpenAI, then rumors were he was hired back, he was tweeting as if he was back, then BAM, different new ceo.


Sam Altman managed to get fired twice in one weekend.

Not gonna lie, I’m impressed.


Defined me? Hmm. Definitely forgetting some, but here’s a start:

Movies: Star Wars, The Matrix
TV: Saved By The Bell, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Books: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Tao of Pooh

I am an Elder Millennial, if it weren’t obvious by my listing of Saved by the Bell.


How big is it? Is the bone solid or hollow? Maybe a bird skull?


At first glance I thought this said “BITCHIN”. 😅


Perfectly aged. 🤌 https://image.nostr.build/26ae7be46b020eae358eb1f31e39827128d9e4467d0dbed4dca4a577b313d3ea.jpg


This is the best implementation of zapvertising I’ve seen yet. Bravo. 👏 nostr:note10j5whwyctm22k53x9yxz3dymlpe4krsrykgr2g7cppg9n6sgtflqe0m9an


Apparently there was a slightly smaller one in southern Illinois just a few weeks ago, too. 🤔


My memory could be wrong, but I’m almost positive Jack confirmed that was intentional a few years ago. Maybe on Twitter (rip)?


That seems like a far more reliable number than the one I saw in the news. 😝

I don’t know much about earthquakes, other than that I don’t remember them ever happening this close to me in my lifetime. 😬


https://image.nostr.build/dbf431cc3e683b8b18c6ae5369d393b104399bd54cd59ae8fe9d389d0d38747a.jpg  nostr:note18kcqy2l99zw7jskknqw6qy6z02p9xl8wf6rqfudj5ak0zhxavjvs0z3c7z


Can’t go down a sad songs rabbit hole without listening to this gem.

https://open.spotify.com/track/3JOVTQ5h8HGFnDdp4VT3MP?si=1ObZHROPRBKwOe8TaWqYjw


5.4 or something like that.


This AI generated flow chart to determine whether you should use AI is perfect. https://image.nostr.build/cc1acffd34db5dca0de490fd7c419b5adb7854c1901844616ccf743bcfff784b.jpg


There was apparently an earthquake in Illinois today? What the actual fuck?


I am way less muted than I thought I’d be. 🫶 nostr:note1s6ezw5e53rvu59t22up92tf3us9qaxc270nl8apc9f2ecl04pd2snm6qzy


I can definitely vouch for Breaking Bad. Phenomenal show. One of the best dramas ever.

That said, I’ve been told the same tons of times about The Wire.


I’ve never seen The Wire. 🫣


You’re also allowed to flash your tits, tho. 🤷🏻♂


Would never report! Fantastic tits. Love the piercings. 🤩


Bluesky is leaking…


Not very, by design. Just about any old computer or laptop can do it. Setting it up takes time, not money. Maintenance costs are the electricity to run the computer. Most expensive component you might need would be a terabyte or larger hard drive, but even those aren’t anywhere near the price they used to be.


Gm, nostr! #coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/01956d4c29b847c88f04ff5c31b8d6e622cfc651800196e77bfedd95141d236e.jpg


I tried mastodon, but it was awful.


Or 🍃


Nice to see a familiar avatar from Bluesky pop up over here.


This is the way.


Wish I hadn’t seen it, tbh. 😅


Vagueposting a jab at some white supremacist who has been lurking in my notifications.


If you have a faq on your website to explain how exactly you’re different from a nazi, you’re a nazi.


Mood:
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cZqsjVs6MevCnAkasbEOX?si=9Ir-zDfVSD2pfGdecuuXWw


Oh, Elon. 💀

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-sue-cybertruck-buyers-they-resell-in-first-year-2023-11


Yet you use language like “white-hating media jew”? Someone fed you some very dangerous rhetoric and you’ve lapped it up. Merely referring to Maher as Jewish exposes how little you even know about him.


Maher gets a lot of hate, as likely will you for watching him, but as you said, you’d be hard pressed to find a political panel and interview show with the diversity of opinions that he has on and he consistently asks hard questions.


Wow. Not even gonna try to hide the antisemitism? https://image.nostr.build/3aed129203e52abe244613af5379f809d678313a06b8828251d42fe6d57cba44.jpg


Thanks! I’m in a very safe suburb on a sleepy street, but not far from the city. I’ve heard closer, so this one must have been a ways off. Sound travels well at night.


Gunshots in the distance. 😕


They’re very carefully telling you to move it to a second address first, then mix the coins.


Jack deleted his account there. 🤷🏻♂


Yes. They just started testing federation, too. The community is kind of toxic, but expanding, and the third party development and apps are pretty good.


Gn. 🌚 https://image.nostr.build/69b9a142396d7e605a78ec5b41dc1581af8366b7d773940b0e40f7b354248cbe.jpg


I have a degree in the history of this exact region, so I can say this with minimal expertise: By literally no definition of the term ‘genocide’ is it happening in Gaza today.

One side wants actual genocide and calls for it regularly, but doesn’t have the means to achieve it. The other side is constantly accused of it and has the capability to have done it decades ago, but isn’t.

This isn’t to say Israel hasn’t also committed war crimes. Netanyahu and his cabinet should certainly be investigated for that. Israelis were been protesting him long before this, even more are now, and it’s entirely arguable that his actions directly led to the October 7th massacre. That said, to call the war in Gaza a genocide completely dilutes that term and is an insult to all peoples around the world who have actually faced it.


Welcome! 👋


Remember a week ago when people got all excited that the mempool might empty?


Good news! They fired him.

https://themessenger.com/news/cnn-fires-journalist-gaza-hassan-eslaiah


Hah, I wasn’t sure if that was too old of a reference. He was an actor and comedian that went by the name Redd Foxx.


Safe travels!


At this point, I’m struggling to see the nativity scene. 🤣


Can’t unsee. https://image.nostr.build/60c0cbb22052d2dc25da4f4f133736de886bb25a0a4c5fddcb39c79a9cedee53.jpg


Pallet = Something you ship stuff on.
Palette = Something you use to paint.
Palate = The roof of your mouth.

English is an absurd language.


I wouldn’t eat either of those.


Also different from ‘palate’.


$36k! L’chaim!


(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


I know of at least one, but he was a new teacher when I was there.


Do I get to play the “make wild assumptions” game, too, now that you’ve called yourself “right”? 🙄


Just went to parent orientation at my own high school. Surreal.


That’s cute how you’re politically intolerant and make assumptions based off a single word.


Can confirm. I’m left handed.


#grownostr #memes https://image.nostr.build/3019ca425cba349d9ba6ffe5c110213d5f16f257053bb12050dfd99e5bdb8568.jpg


Approaching my third halving as a bitcoiner. https://image.nostr.build/3c7b8fbeac2a719e64ff18955e3d687f4ba8e49df88872ea91803a5c1b01d3a8.jpg


Bakkt still exists‽


100 sats


Things my Instapot can do:
 • Pressure Cook
 • Rice Maker
 • Slow Cook
 • Sautée
 • Steam

Things I use my Instapot for:
 • Hard Boiled Eggs


That may very well have been part of his reasoning, but I’ve been blocked by him for years now and can’t even remember exactly what it was. I’m sure I questioned one of the absurd political stances he takes and that was enough.


Yep. https://image.nostr.build/914bebeddede1a5501d1683ac982ecce967fad47c20e5a605b70b8c027d22f45.jpg


LOL I love these guys

nostr:npub18jgxqshg38cgzcv43zvqhnc7hjn223psy2kkmkpqt2azd9thyy4sxjc5gt and nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx responsible for changing the X to a dead Twitter bird on the progresssive bitcoiner website 💀😂 https://i.nostr.build/lEx7.jpg


Recipe?


Gn, nostr. Here’s a mindfuck for your dreams. https://image.nostr.build/56541b6b9325865cbc14a79e53277caf8dc63271ee493619ee2270b7dcb6b4cc.jpg


It really whips the llama’s ass.


Doesn’t ring a bell to me. There were sooooo many early forums.


Every day.


Welcome! You’ll fit in nicely.


Welcome! 👋


You put the line in the coconut.


Skeptical. nostr:note13psrnfh49hsj8asqy886rr53ngngsh83ttfthe3m2xkgvq7d54uq6ahsca


Those of you that discovered #bitcoin during this last bear market are going to have your minds melted when things actually get exciting during the next bull.


Glad he blocked me so I can’t see his bullshit anymore.


The saw works surprisingly well, too!


I keep my zombie killer in the garage. Mostly it’s used on buckthorn, though. No zombies. Yet. https://image.nostr.build/f38c78f86dfad1d23667661d029f9cad12a843b347cfe2e9a616096615090f91.jpg


Gladly! Posts/replies often won’t send, things that get posted on Primal don’t appear elsewhere (randomly?), no relay controls (iOS only), and notifications are inconsistent.

All of that said, the feeds/trends are great, search works better than elsewhere, and the UI design is best-in-class.


It’s easily the best looking nostr client to date, but far too much is broken for it to be my primary client.


Did you at one point save your nsec in your iCloud Keychain? Face recognition might have entered it in for you without your realizing.


We’ve already gotten measurable snow. Melted by the next day, thankfully.


Completely tasteless. Love it. 🤣


#asknostr + #bitcoin ☺


It’s certainly up there.


In 2020 the large unsweetened iced tea I frequently get from McDonalds was $1. It's currently $1.69.


Reclaim the initials. ✊


Daaamn! https://image.nostr.build/3cc6a4ecaba8c2e43e61f2570e0cdf5d9ccbff68aa94ae692804dc99d94152e8.jpg


2017 🤙


They open-sourced the OS they developed.


GM! https://image.nostr.build/db86542edc1c171431ad05b6eb02781fa360a4b97562e5360b72a7cc1f557fc3.jpg


TODAY 🗣📢 at 4:30pmEST/1:30pmPST I'll be chatting LIVE via zap.stream with Jason Brett and Dennis Porter on the new #FinCEN proposed regulation, #SEC, #Bitcoin amongst Democrat politicians and more.

Tune in: progressivebitcoiner.com/stream https://image.nostr.build/dadd8c93d48da02aecb19e52203cfe5f6064136a74e03c797c08dc1e5d9b38bc.jpg


#Thundersnow


Lightning, thunder, and snow are an odd combination. https://image.nostr.build/45d7d40ab258219e4e8ff21ad1b6758b2386b49d04b0c3546ac084d5d683ca0c.jpg


They aren’t even the slightest bit decentralized yet. Eager to see if it improves the community once they are.


Legend. https://image.nostr.build/c6ed049a646016f4d55ca9c6aca4f1294c501784d743fe9a16f409606b4fb574.jpg


Oops, I tagged a bot. 😂

nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx


Nope, nostr:npub1sfzw0vlez4gxz83hnrgzzvcw22frfrhrdv5yry67k9qee0w7erwsj688hv got called the Nazi this time. 🤷🏻♂


Matt Foley in a van Gogh down by the river. https://image.nostr.build/7855662db0b630dd3a68445d5036ea3a48dfaeaafbe649adba5087c6f5f5329d.jpg


How’s #nostrafterdark doing tonight? https://image.nostr.build/61112fa39dfcb2e7fda34131eca1eaeccd7d78443bb5b96f48d63c997c7db031.jpg


That’s exactly why it happened.


Him and Phil Hartman. 😢


We’re giving away a BLOCKCLOCK!

How to Enter:
1. Follow us
2. Repost this post

One lucky winner will be chosen February 15! This is a global giveaway, open to everyone no matter where you live!

While you wait to see if you won, check out the ways #Bitcoin is already improving the world at https://bitcoin.rocks
https://bitcoin.rocks/img/nostr/giveaway-blockclock-nostr.png


“Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good nostriches.”
-Henry VIII


Nice play, Shakespeare. 🤙


https://media.tenor.com/cvYSsBJMoxMAAAAC/shall-we-play-a-game-typing.gif nostr:note1lldexvdvcddr07e3gquyahxhjrazwep8vtzkqq7wyqmzswefz3lqkfc4gw


About a decade older than me. Feeling this one hard. Too young.


😢 https://image.nostr.build/cc8b84a939645d5183f7b40629e6a7d1f79a5c8cc2490ed6a3dca0860182519c.jpg


Hate speech.


You have ‘fuck Jews’ right in your name. Why the fuck would anyone listen to your opinion? Muted. https://image.nostr.build/f480bc38f6c31327f3ea5e30757ba0810f97b42d9752af5a47b1e4083a96675e.jpg


I’ve never seen money burn a hole in someone’s pocket quite like Elon Musk.


I’m saying this to everyone on nostr with love, I wish that you could hear my tone.

Folks in general won’t care about the tech. It is incredible and most people won’t care in the slightest.

Folks in general won’t care about coming to Nostr because of Bitcoin too much but they will use zaps when they arrive.

Folks in general don’t particularly care about their own freedoms. They will beg corporate tech providers for digital ID for convenience just for the illusion of safety. They don’t particularly care about free speech either, they say that they care but they don’t. They don’t particularly care about privacy or the NSA/CIA/FBI being all up inside our tech providers. They don’t actually care. They just want to feel safe.

If folks come to Nostr it will be because they either seek out a specific community and or probably because it will have an edgy underground sex appeal that will bring artists, activists and journalists (not the corny kind but the edgy kind. The ones who actually move culture and shift the vibe.) In general people are followers. If they come it’s because they will want to feel hip (it’s gross but true.)

The good news about all of that is that the masses are rather insufferable mushed together screaming at one another. Corporate tech has a lot of problems Nostr gets to avoid right now by being smaller. On top of all of it remaining slightly smaller for now while corporate tech is being pummeled by legislation globally isn’t a bad thing.

Posting about bitcoin won’t bring the people. Being better tech won’t bring the people. Freedom won’t bring the people. It will probably be a popular makeup artist that likes zaps or something that brings the people. nostr:note1yt7fspdv3rt3jlk4h420vxk4stah5tkwx6zdlc44uk4fhwfcg8js7g9j2p


I think you’re missing some historical context. This isn’t one or even only a few terrorists. It’s the elected government of Gaza. Hamas sets up their command centers under *their own people’s* hospitals and schools. They use their own as human shields and have a decades-long history of false flags and lying about casualties. When aid of any kind is brought in, Hamas claims it and uses it for their only goal, the destruction of Israel “from the river to the sea”, instead of using it to support Gazans.

Hamas is a terrorist organization that terrorizes the people of Israel as well as the residents of Gaza.


What makes you think that? When America was attacked by terrorists, we literally attacked the wrong country.


That metaphor only works if the Maine shooter also controlled the entire government of Maine and had been sending suicide bombers and rockets into neighboring states for as long as anyone can remember.


We try to have dinner all together at least a few times a week. Gets harder as they get older.


Keep me in the loop!


I can quit any time I want.  #zapathon

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_6ac55e80221a05ad9bdeee036d61fdc5646eaae6a65e4ee89c1a08f303643e26.gif


I’m the primary cook in my house. Definitely get sick of it. Do they really have to eat every day?


Who’s organizing Chicago?


Drive down for the Chicago one? I’m gonna try to make it.


Good to know!


Peppercorns? The fuck?


Is a high-budget Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series really too much to ask?


Zeus put it there.


How it started vs. How it’s going https://image.nostr.build/d8978226e4e4349881bf935303f247b88e1afaae8411b9258d4568b6128bf553.png https://image.nostr.build/ccfbcb631d43b0abe2af1b11c80de5471a0a50b4b7f9bc1d3aa61481ab8c5176.jpg


That’s allowed, too.


I would do my best to drive down from Milwaukee for this. 👀


Yes. Highly suggest reading it! The first book is a very fast read.


Supposedly Hulu is sitting on the rights.


Love love love this. 👻


Fine, I’ll subscribe on my business account, too.

+1


Prepare yourselves, bots are coming.

#introductions


I43, through Milwaukee.


The Cloud™


They might be in a few neighboring states, but that picture just screams Florida.


Thats gotta be Florida.


I’ve got a recently divorced friend going through this right now and we’re vicariously living through her dating app adventures with her. It makes me extremely grateful for my wife.


Bury me here. https://image.nostr.build/de00003e4bfbb760501556c863a105238a04f45a58adc6c049d939fec354d97f.jpg


TPB58 - Bitcoin's Bullish Case for Humanity with nostr:npub1trr5r2nrpsk6xkjk5a7p6pfcryyt6yzsflwjmz6r7uj7lfkjxxtq78hdpu is out now.

"Bitcoin has tremendous promise to penetrate some of the inertia and perpetual suffering we see in the world."

Alex is Chief Strategy Officer at the Human Rights Foundation, a 501(c)3 nonprofit which promotes and protect democracy & human rights around the world, with a focus on authoritarian regimes. He is the author of "Check Your Financial Privelege" and his latest book "Hidden Repression: How the IMF and World Bank Sell Exploitation as Development." In this episode we discusses how Bitcoin can serve as a tool for freedom and empowerment around the world. Alex talks about Bitcoin's ability to help activists and democratic movements resist authoritarian abuses, evade censorship, bypass the global inequities of the existing financial system, protect individual liberties, and shift power away from centralized governments back towards ordinary people and communities. We also get into some current global affairs, and the exciting moment in history we are in concerning bitcoin and censorship resistant technologies' future. Alex was instrumental for me early on in my bitcoin journey, helping me understand Bitcoin's human rights angle through his interviews and writings, so it was an honor to have him on the show.

Link in bio

https://image.nostr.build/8085492e1b9b52e03350a7046306e2793eb77c40b3a7a3b28e71632da381f184.jpg


The human nose!


They’re widening the interstate highway that goes through my suburb right now. 🤦🏻♂


Uh… no shit? 🙄 https://image.nostr.build/6c4028adf863be1e58bc3c1b04c0c3aeefea67cf8d076ffbb21187fcdedd9caf.jpg


Hello again, 35k.


Same as it ever was. https://image.nostr.build/3654b9c3605806acb3c66e3f4168e2b1786827bf3d91fc377b22d9c456b858b1.jpg


It’s a Handspring Visor PDA from roughly 1999. 🤓


I’m sure there are more. Truth be told, bitcoiners are terrible at marketing.


Yeah, I saw a bunch of those. Shame.


Absolutely loving the new profile previews in nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955, but I’ve got two presumably simple requests... Followback status and the ability to swipe up on the overlay to load the full profile.

If anyone knows how to code this, so that nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s can focus on bigger picture shit, that’d be awesome.


How did #introductions become the trending hashtag and not #newstr


Great first post. Welcome to nostr!


#grownostr https://image.nostr.build/cf60dbfa50785ccdc86d3ee33033c5f301f40b683360d008139304f180154f59.jpg


Pretty sure they banned it because it’s impossible to censor.


Do you still have access to the old site at all? I can probably help with this.


Probably why it’s already banned in China.


Welcome to nostr!


I need this journal for my wife. 😂


Did you pass?


Hi! 👋


You can’t. 😬

No editing, no deleting, no unliking. What happens on nostr stays on nostr!


#grownostr 🌱


I’m listening…


💀
|{I}\_🎵
I/ \
/_ /_

https://spotify.link/kpTBFBlp3Db


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/95662a9ed9d45a671e44756a45e4a7b5a299826103abd4fecf602ecd607c5f05.jpg


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/4b9d61fb8be8c97ae57535b4ae0fec85c9a889fec1ce81e5ef06743569171585.jpg


Did it work?


Horseshoe


Any sitting Democratic Senator or Congressperson.


Welcome! 🤙


I am so bullshit on penis butter.


💯

Both of mine do nearly all of their schoolwork on chromebooks.


Until then, the option to just toggle off that functionality, maybe with a custom auto-reply, would be nice.


Metadata is public and my DMs are full of bots, mostly.


Mine are filled with mostly bots, which I have no way to filter out, and I don’t like that anyone can see who you’ve messaged and how often. 🤷🏻♂


Wise choice. Welcome!


The ability to entirely disable DMs on nostr wouldn't be a terrible feature to add.


Even just half of them…


Sup? 🤙


Close enough. 🤷🏻♂


Hi! 👋


Welcome! Find people to follow, the content will flow.


Lemme try this again, ignore the last one

WHO'S READY FOR FREE SATS?!

I got ⚡ 200 sats ⚡ for you

All you have to do is boost this post!
_________________________________________________

🚨⚠NEW CHU T SINGLE⚠🚨

Chu T - Vespa ft. Loui Grandson

Out November 3rd on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg

Out November 10th everywhere else
_________________________________________________

Here's a chance for you to earn more⚡⚡⚡too:

Pre-save Vespa on Spotify using the following link 🙏 this truly helps me a ton:
 https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chut1/vespa-feat-loui-grandson

Reply with a screenshot confirming that you pre-saved for a surprise!!! ⚡🎁


Big welcome to all of the #reddit refugees. As someone who first joined Reddit when Digg fell, I feel you.


Did I pass?


Reddit killed its cryptocurrency rewards and rugged everyone that had them.


I casually mentioned bitcoin in a meeting with a client today. Dropping seeds.


You bet. 🤙


I hope you’re right. 🤞


tl;dr - Reddit is going to shit, they keep making changes that hurt mods/users, people are looking for refuge.


Welcome! 🤙


Go dust off your Reddit account and upvote this. nostr:note17cwdfnknx92985vmm9639ngzn6fs2tu3ep56fr3jpxg020cahqfqskpjla


Hi!


nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 made that post. You should definitely follow him.


Nice.


Welcome!


Upvoted!


One of my all-time favorites and one of very few covers I consider better than the original.
https://song.link/s/46bSM4SCl9hK1ID2x3vp7S


Today at 4:30pmEST/1:30pmPST tune in LIVE to zap.stream for my conversation with Human Rights Foundation Chief Strategy Officer nostr:npub1trr5r2nrpsk6xkjk5a7p6pfcryyt6yzsflwjmz6r7uj7lfkjxxtq78hdpu

Via this stream you'll be able to send sats via lightning or nostr login, chat live, and catch this live interview before its future release. See you there 🤙 https://image.nostr.build/8d4f60c5da2cf89e51588ab2fcb6f4dbe791f4de28d979535d8a27d61cbd4114.jpg


I think there's a new version coming, otherwise maybe try the testflight version? Also worth uninstalling, rebooting your phone, then reinstalling, but make sure your nsec is safe, first.


💯

That’s definitely one of their best songs, and this cover is incredible.


Such a great album. 🤘


TestFlight or AppStore?


Gm!


As someone who uses both…

Dave’s not here, man. 😶🌫


Following.


Yes. 🤝


Today, on NOSTR. https://image.nostr.build/28762ab420afd6f84c9928bd1451b76031ce57fc2e02499cbfbc22998010ed57.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/6597662f1dae9042597b2537ac7b1905082bc27965df58e3c1eede1cda7efce8.jpg  nostr:note1zcraapp8kucc94m2haldd7sf47lvw5la2mtcvjgzg2p5w763xdqs6r2tjy


Nice try, FBI. 😅


Isn’t that what zaps are?


They lasted longer than I thought they would.


How so? That got transferred to my cold storage a long time ago.


I’m a lot less excited about this transaction on nostr:npub1cashappn03s3cl2ljsdntv0v28e2um5lgx4vjctqjt23pcwzjhsqmtdg5l than I used to be. https://image.nostr.build/c898a3a9653a38877f730c0d7eff65b203c6b547be97bfd0693bc6c359b4a8a2.jpg


TPB57 - What the Left Should Know About Money with nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a is out now. Lyn is a macroeconomist, author, and founder of Lyn Alden Investment Strategy.

Far from a niche libertarian curiosity, Lyn compellingly frames bitcoin as aligning with progressive values of financial inclusion, human rights, environmental sustainability and transparency. By tracing the evolution of monetary systems, she builds a thoughtful bipartisan case for why progressives should reconsider biases against this new form of "hard money."

In this conversation we discuss her new book Broken Money, which I think is one of the best books for low and working class people that exposes our current broken money and global financial system which benefits wealthy elite at the expense of every day people. We analyze global financial systems, the need for financial inclusion, Bitcoin's opt-out properties, and how Bitcoin transcends traditional partisan divisions. Lyn makes a compelling yet nonpartisan case for why those on the left concerned with human rights, the environment, and social equity should take a fresh look at Bitcoin's possibilities.

My hope is that this conversation will help folks from the left gain a better understanding of money, our global financial system, and yearn to learn more by reading Lyn's book and other resources about how we can actually help people the way our values and social programs desire to. We can't being to fix the world until we fix the money.

Link in bio https://image.nostr.build/8b593d24e5d86b126f5ce2420630211cf5b704b1b51f4452c61b5757a2f92d0e.png


But we can’t afford to cancel student debt, provide universal daycare, fix healthcare, or support our retirees, right? https://image.nostr.build/dcedd54ce62529657a371de07f15a8e7a315c9b85b4a8539f0d4ef86ee5f5b6e.jpg


Seconded! #Milwaukee rocks.
🤘🧀🍺🎣🦌🌊 nostr:note1g2em7wk4vems38ul0dwnhelw8e863z7syu8ulh6ujl3x3a7dt2vsgfuwxn


Why does every picture of a kangaroo I see look like it really wants to fuck my shit up?


We definitely make the best cheese here. Sartori BellaVitano is among the best the state has to offer, if you can find it.


I’m not old. I’m finely aged.


That is an incredible shot. I hope it brings fond memories. I’m so sorry for your loss.


Aliens watching earth right now.

https://media.tenor.com/st8PxZ-amRsAAAAd/kang-kodos.gif


Still true. #bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/382fbf93f9f8e03bb1f25d5a654a6549ca89f6599f8325d5f519ea5e0d11255e.jpg


2022 npubs represent ✊


Eager to hear if this aged well.


I wish this weren’t true.


Didn’t realize it was a bot. 🤷🏻♂


So you fall in the “haven’t learned enough about it” group, then.


Alas, they’ve been here a while. https://image.nostr.build/c6228ee5b7f00f400e29642550f20a7078b718d094bfc7fc844d4bfa05de4965.jpg


Can he also go back and prevent the whole Chibnall era from happening?


Oh shit, I missed the #zapathon https://image.nostr.build/bc7b2327576aba65fcd31f1c3e631ed6e5bf2eaf2a24303a0191847c2c732610.jpg


Glad you thought it was real! 😂


Ah, I wouldn’t know. I don’t listen to any nostr podcasts. 😬


Where's #babechain at?


Is the picture real? Yes, that’s my tree, roof, and spider.

Is the spider real? No, it’s not alive. It’s a Halloween decoration.


#zapathon

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_64cf9534dbabeec8bada30df522b03539fc5ddb01167ddfacfbc8e7fad13cd15.gif


#zapathon

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/8dc4022ace13df498f4301c28e6225c7939f1409abc8c72a09e92a621c599bf0.gif


Not with that attitude! nostr:note1ltqmzyd29rq888d3ush3x9vxajdt7h63ccccsjgcsrdws2nna5ls0evx5a


Shitfluencer. https://image.nostr.build/59b20d521b9e7fbb8bd3672cd1d19827af0afc33f10e40f1ef82065204188732.jpg


Vaguely. I watched Welcome Back, Kotter entirely as reruns as a kid. 😅


Yeah, probably.


Feeling really old right now.


Vinnie!


#memes https://image.nostr.build/e0a82adb30259b714ba5232806fd6d791274d923e65495fa248fc08d68343fba.jpg


This just warmed my heart. Big shout out to nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m for supporting the people here in St. Louis. Directly helping the impoverished, no bullshit. Big respect. https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/jack-dorsey-st-louis-guaranteed-basic-income-pilot-program/63-15d32e0b-d051-4f79-805d-7884ba724d53


Just awful.


Running a scam has aged her.


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/4b9d61fb8be8c97ae57535b4ae0fec85c9a889fec1ce81e5ef06743569171585.jpg


A shooting star


Thankfully we don’t need a lightning channel for every human alive.


I used the other one and was inspired to make this one. ☺


I’m sure we could figure that out.


The BtVS look. Love it.


Been seeing a bunch of accounts where the same thing happened.


What’s the difference? I was given the plant with nothing on it and told it was habanero, but I know nothing.


Ooo, good idea!


Not sure what to do with it. Probably chili.


I grew a habanero pepper. #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/54d32ac4eb45ed3799b8b625cb5f3ef1ae0aef730efae86188fe6b7d349ebb23.jpg


We’ve been living in a cursed timeline for a while now.


I prefer to just call it a quickie. https://image.nostr.build/1bc4a4a68c0fef4731c890e38ee1cfbbe6e9f8df4874dfcdb2cf7b89bf1ee17e.jpg


That’s way better.


That’s definitely an improvement.


Apparently Columbus Day is still a thing, and it’s today. https://image.nostr.build/238f6c5eba42502b25abcfeea1e4247f8a32e523614b95d9752acbfba9ade6fe.jpg


GM! https://image.nostr.build/b129909f8ad2a9124d019e7263969773b7d2f201b9810a8cd4a35397a8a3c127.jpg


This is amazing.


The only thing that has changed from when Satoshi Nakamoto 🥸 quoted the headline from Jan 3, 2009 in the #Bitcoin genesis block is being able to eat out for £5
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_1433747637593819071696791634.webp


I am SOOOO ready for a new hitchhiker’s guide TV show.


I will.

I’ll also miss nostrasia, though. 😅


Haven’t heard this in a LONG time. Great song!


I wish it weren’t so.


You should probably stop arguing things you don’t understand using insults you can’t properly define.


I agree that they don’t *need* to be linked, but they are.


I try to stay out of these conversations because it’s such a divisive issue, but it’s also often overlooked that Palestinians and the Arab world are victims of an enormous psyop conducted over several decades to instill a Nazi-like hatred of Jews in order to prolong the conflict. This has been well-documented. I don’t know how that ever gets fixed. I feel bad for everyone.


Calling someone a cuck because you disagree with them isn’t the big-brained argument you think it is. All it does is expose your ignorance and inability to debate.


One enables the other. Of course support for Palestinians isn’t inherently antisemitic, but it enables and empowers them to come out of the woodwork.


Yours is a nonsense talking point from those who deny it.


Sadly, the line between antisemitism and anti-Zionism is vanishingly thin and just about anyone who walks up to it ends up stepping over.


He’s expressing support for Israel and is calling out antisemitism, which is rampant.

It’s the least offensive thing he’s said, tbh.


Dunno. I’ve always seen him as a fraud.


He’s always been a blowhard.


Us elder millennials remember.


Here’s a visual of some of the amazing guests we’ve had on recently. Grateful for this opportunity to share these stories with you all, the guests who have come on, the team working with me on this effort, and all of you for listening and your support 🧡

nostr:npub12wu7095378nwykqs0yj39t7fjsvvglay26cajjuee80vtte0vyjsf482kk
nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx
nostr:npub12lzwey2hjc2ce0stwa3ldhg04h93wj263lvdhrf87qfzz9jsggeqwuntw2
nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h
nostr:npub1dc84762hpnp0y4jcvjcgwt8l7sepng93j3hg63hfm80ph6kt82eqktjwqd
nostr:npub1vqruagpa7jh89d5yzs2uxj9zdjf9j72edakqdt7sm83xm0qm8h5qplnh6h
nostr:npub1rscuek38p87xeawmpg9ssump8cjkgmz2j3rhnha4artvh0xjacwq9upeqk
nostr:npub1tjkc9jycaenqzdc3j3wkslmaj4ylv3dqzxzx0khz7h38f3vc6mls4ys9w3
https://m.primal.net/HMwC.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HMwC.jpg


cars do not need to exist as much as they do

at least 90% of daily travel can be replaced with a mix of transit, walking and cycling


GM! https://image.nostr.build/514020f7946045e2f67cd748c88ad9de39c3b035ff1ac5ccda590789efbbdd92.jpg


Birth rate may have been much higher in the 1800s, but so was the death rate of children.


Randomly? Not sure, but you could always just zap whoever you felt like.


That’s, uh… pretty damning.


Sounds miserable. Glad you’re doing better!


That ‘if’ is carrying a lot of weight. 😬


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/1e7336390a1fcbb2807811d967684de30947142627477b2abbd3b886110d4bc4.jpg


I’m sure nostr’s egirls can get behind this one.


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/15939f09cc9853eb138d83b6e1460e3385667e833678759f7c6d2486ef9129da.jpg


Nice. 🐝


Whereas Speaker Kevin has too low  of an IQ and let some low life sleeze bags fuck with him.


Gn, nostr. 🤙 https://image.nostr.build/39a3158983c5d4e8674240a71e6e85648643850a8bae2aec885fcd51f17ae986.jpg


Is that really why they got cancelled, though? I get the impression Netflix is run by an algorithm that makes all decisions based on viewership.


Guitar!


Same.


I’m amazed that people even try this.


I believe it just forwards to eden.nostr.land now.


I promise you, that won’t be her final concert.


Spend & Replace > Hodl


Data storage?


There aren’t many foods I would refuse to at least try, but this is one of them.


That’s Britney Spears…


True


Saw this monstrosity over the weekend. https://image.nostr.build/ab5eff7f21b18df0f004056df5d8eedb12fb691c1c76558d6b92c3452703fc2e.jpg


Twitter’s always had lots of drama, but the last couple of days there’s been a back and forth between Dr Yoel Roth, ex head of twitter trust and safety, and Linda Yaccarino the new CEO of X ne twitter.

First off Yoel wrote an op-ed in the New York Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/18/opinion/trump-elon-musk-twitter.html

It’s good, it talks about the way that targeted attacks and harassment are used to silence and limit speech.

Then a couple days ago Dr Roth and Yaccarino had back to back interviews at the code conference.

Yoel’s Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9XoUUYeZD8

Linda’s Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYymRU-bfpQ

Both are worth listening to if you want to understand the debates about where Twitter is today. There’s also a funny bit where Linda tries to reference X by showing her phone, but it doesn’t have x on it, only instagram, facebook, blind. The latter is a back channel gossip app for employees at companies.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7J8jnrbsAATbb_?format=jpg&name=small


Phew. 😮💨


If you don’t have them already, you can get fitted Lego sheets to cover the table as he gets older.


Representing fans of every other NFL team, I can confidently say… GOOD.

😇


Did anyone remember to wake up Green Day today?


X is a ‘hate’ generator..


Sounds delicious! Used hickory chips for this.


Turned out even better than I expected!


It sure was!


Smoked ribs, lemon pepper potatoes, and steamed green beans. My house smells insane right now. #foodstr #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/65aec21d1ff696d7fdde1a232483b4eca243752b09acfb27229543c3ef140a32.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d3f6ec1fe6a44243f9d4965a6f0a384b3a39e150230b29042c661f6cd97eff60.jpg


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/011f1ab430a670f4375f9dcd7e00627488300d64feee5e99aa7a6b5f0144a2ee.jpg


Time for another #zapathon https://image.nostr.build/2b7b02df00d9c391e49a25b3270ca4380b92095a68212e9ae055a5ba6023acb1.jpg


Just a few minutes until the next #zapathon … https://image.nostr.build/335b41fbbc2f9dccfe3a34b553c8ab2a505baaceec43c8bfd68e5e0a7782b690.jpg


Am I the only one whose brain keeps accidentally reading the word ‘having’ as ‘halving’?


Meme of the day! 🤘 nostr:note14c6ykkf5ce6n9g8ec0986rj4425xq9psr0772qej5yua5pakj5uq4rpnys


A man goes into the doctor and says "I think I have hearing problems!”
Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms?
Man: Sure! Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.


Back at ya. 🤙


#memes https://image.nostr.build/a637064f81b5b9eafd10d6077d8f6b3e81f578da77aa2dedab9914ea9b9a86db.jpg


An instant classic. https://image.nostr.build/f480bc38f6c31327f3ea5e30757ba0810f97b42d9752af5a47b1e4083a96675e.jpg


Nope.


I make them to be stolen. Love seeing them in the wild.


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/15939f09cc9853eb138d83b6e1460e3385667e833678759f7c6d2486ef9129da.jpg


#zapathon https://image.nostr.build/bc7b2327576aba65fcd31f1c3e631ed6e5bf2eaf2a24303a0191847c2c732610.jpg


I made this meme.

🥹👉👈


Love the stats! 🤙


The latest thing. https://image.nostr.build/02f6984fd0aefa39f5a2ea65238a2dcd8c05190c00ef314e1579908397452e3a.jpg


gm


I know the feeling.


Reviving #babechain?


I don’t see it. Maybe clear your cache?


It’s one of my favorite jokes to tell.


Just a temporary filling holding in medication that will come out in a month and get replaced with a permanent filling.


Or, like, any of my tweets.


I’ll get to see it again in a month. 🫠


Yeah, I’m thrilled.


Waiting on a root canal. 🙃 https://image.nostr.build/a35f852e1ec0b3d221d6c802b08df8d1f17b0cb138cc746e64d8d75e1e6c3ef0.jpg


Good night, nostr. https://image.nostr.build/49020fa38db86fe1accad037d3e7d364ea208e787b46301cdd2ba279e3108dfa.jpg


Gn!


Yeah, I know. I remember when this “scandal” first broke. That one links to the same garbage original source as the JTF one.


FYI, that’s an article from 2017 from an extreme right-wing Jewish organization, disavowed by pretty much any Jew that had heard of it, authored by someone who only goes as “Shlomo”, and uses other extreme right-wing rags as its sources.

I’d take anything you read in that with a fistful of salt.


I’ve got a magnetic personality and bots are made of metal.


Honestly? Been better. Been worse, too, but still…


That definitely sounds preferable.


This is the way. https://image.nostr.build/e645c7b49f18ca30406f190f056658a94de18f7ecb7c5b5f6ca396c57debcdc7.jpg


No idea.


I’m doing well, thanks for asking! https://image.nostr.build/0bc53399ca0fb12695eeff4d0ba9745915b36ff36839cfd81bd95ec1645b485a.jpg


Only when my allergies act up.


Not a feature yet on iOS, but it is in desktop Primal.


Why?


been waiting for this one for a long, long time; can't wait to get into this one

bravo, nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx and Danny for finally getting the eminent nostr:npub13lkyycj8s3da6fhndtj0wd6s3s2ahmq86s7wrruvzd4tnc66cgfqn4lpsy on #WhatBitcoinDid

Greenpeace, Washington Post, ChangeTheCode, eat your fucking heart out

🧡💥

#methaneflaring
#renewables
#grownostr
#plebchain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIE2mXme0gE
#bitcoin


https://image.nostr.build/0ace990c30d1acbbb561999bf196ead55cccb8ed149fb8fb5219609a29fc1631.jpg  nostr:note1un2lpxmuw74y7x4nlxupjum2644jlh07a8wsk9agklsue7sgtsxqnjzh86


Stays active through updates, too!


I saw this and had to share it. https://image.nostr.build/c6520654c37c6faa023b7412ff4288ab86b616b313a56ead2b7d49669c1aa80b.jpg


The transparency audio with the pro model is worth the money alone, plus there are an assortment of third party soft tips to fit any ear.


I mean, you aren’t wrong. Messy is definitely an apt description of nostr at this phase of its development.


🤔 https://image.nostr.build/bf4e57bb994c2422bd6d41c96d9afc409160da765d189869b172e37e40d71b41.jpg  nostr:note15uekngkn4yqapl060e49jy6tqla7v3cvn8pkjqagd2eamy5xeljs4z9aga


I’m confused. Didn’t they already happen, then fizzle out?


It’s weird that nostr clients can’t even seem to agree on how to display the names of users.

Some have a field for “name” and nothing else. Others have “display name” and “username” or “handle”.

Depending on which client you see my profile on, my name looks different.

Can’t we even get that one basic thing settled?


Not seeing it in the app store either. 🤷🏻♂


Airport? Pfft, child’s play compared to what Walmart probably knows about you.


When ai bots meet in the wild. https://image.nostr.build/0f825a47130275d0afecaf0f7d189ee4e68d5fe35e7e11a5541c62a5b90c592b.jpg


I lurk, but it sure is a hellhole.


Love this!


What does this have to do with my post?


Uh, okay?


Running Damus 1.6 build 19! nostr:note17f6e9k5lfr5w6h0hj8m034vv2ujrhnve2vvhvtjr5tqvnnw9l8jser5jsz


#coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/45e02737f7800cae4d860cfd87bf0f960857046cc91a8a1858a4ce5222f93162.jpg


I can’t speak to the southeast, but we certainly aren’t doing that where I’m from. 🤣


Cool. Cool cool cool. 🥴 https://image.nostr.build/4ae2651b38b3bfdaacc7a0f9ca977bc452e4a38789ad9fc9e710c1ef3337e626.jpg


My son, several years ago.


Pass that over here!


Gn, nostr! Be well. 🤙


Scientifically speaking, the egg came first. 😉


Me?


Here's how #NostrNovember started a year ago. This year though, let's make it a more of a marketing project like nostr:npub164q45vfa8prpl7f63stsl9qm9n22v6julkasjdqxjc8kevchsj0sp42rl3 suggested. Instead of only using Nostr, let's promote Nostr on all other social media platforms. Let's showcase the best features of Nostr clients and best features of the protocol. It's going to take all of us to make this November successful. We'll need memes, videos, infographics, songs, and plenty of long form content. Let's do this. 🔥🔥🔥

nostr:nevent1qqsytj78t62e7llm7k3pf3gaphd2xencpv7820qsj2fy0gs3ea0spfsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3grqsqqqqqpq5wmwk


Ok nostr it’s playtime!
Tell me some things you can say in the kitchen as well as the bedroom! 😜
You were all just brilliant last time with this! 🫂
Winner will receive ⚡
#nostr
#asknostr


Seems that way. ☹


Of all the signs taped to drives-thrus in the world, this one is the best. https://image.nostr.build/b06ed82c1b9b066dd2d9a1905b36b3b4f5679653f6d9a6807ba94d22e973cbf4.jpg


#Damus %iOS17 users. If you are experiencing freezing after you visit someone’s profile.

Try using the back arrow instead of swiping from the left side.

Cheers 🍻


I think Nostr needs more users, not more microblogging features.


Its success is not inevitable.