Man, I was like seven years old when I first flipped through a Easyriders magazine. It was at my grandparents house, because my slacker dad could never get his shit together. He left Easyriders, Hustler, and Penthouse laying all over.

Needless to say I was introduced to nudity and sex pretty young. 😂


Beware any place that machines aluminum and buys toilet cleaner in bulk. 😂😂😂


Omg, I want more stories to alleviate my pain. 😂😂😂

10/10. 😂
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Operator: "Man, this part doesn't fit on the fixture. The dowel holes look like googly eyes compared to the spot face. I bet it's the fucking fixture."

It was not the fixture.

Learn to operate your CNC.


I can't stand this shit because billionaires and corporations never contribute 20% of their income, or even 12% in taxes, but you better fucking bet the IRS is on the ass of anyone middle class trying to catch a break. The government is incompetent, but corporations are fucking greedy.
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Bitcoin is incompatible with our economy because 98% of the wealth in our economy is generated by debt. Bitcoin isn't a measure of debt, so we're comparing apples to oranges when it comes to Bitcoin and fiat or Bitcoin and stocks.


If you wanna be allowed to play with grown-up smoke and mirrors like professional finance, you have to buy their bullshit wholesale.


Sorry for the low meme output, folks. Traveling for work currently and it's a bear.


My wife sent me this one. 😂
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BREAKING NEWS: The sentient primates of Earth begin grappling with reconciling their base biological instincts with advanced civilization. Word on the street is that they're failing miserably and may annihilate themselves with nuclear weapons before long.


It's a great way to vacuum boring confidential or top secret documents off of wide open AWS buckets just negligently left unattended for the public to find.


Man, I can't even joke about it anymore, flat Earth just makes me so sad.


Oh look, flat Earth lunar eclipse.


Getting high and posting memes. It's what life is all about.


https://i.nostr.build/vGn0l.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/yq4kP.jpg


おはようございます。仕事行きたくないです


Yes, spread the word.


Hold up, this works


I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUTTCORN IS OR WHY EVERYONE HERE IS OBSESSED WITH IT BUT MAN I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE DISTRUST


Bitcoin is volatile because perceived value fluctuates with the unstoppable tide of the infinite money printer and Bitcoin is a limited asset. In this way gold is also volatile.


The last time I've seen scribbles like this they were laid out by a schizophrenic who was wildly obsessed with religion and the illuminati. 😂
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100% the reason I picked lavabit for email when they came back.


Is it me, or is it wildly ironic that those two dudes are probably the most homophobic "manly men" ever and they dressed like they were about to attend a workplace pride event?


I'm never silent when I should be, but I still know that feeling telling me that I should've been. 😂
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The most disturbing part is that they're advancing religion as an alternative to science. Religion isn't an alternative to anything, it's a Ponzi scheme.


Why are the powers that be trying to gaslight us into questioning the very bedrock of human advancements? Science has given us flight, space travel, has allowed us to navigate the sea and cure cancers.

But now we're supposed to throw everything away? Why? What are they trying to accomplish?

This reeks of corporate bullshit.


Zapping may not require consent, but a zap is way better than having jizz slung at your face.

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TRUTH.
https://v.nostr.build/GeMwa.mp4


Tech bros are the worst.


The Epoch Times is a blatant Chinese attack on the stability of the US government.


Fun fact: you can type

"Not for public release filetype:pdf site:amazonaws.com"

Into Google and you'll dig up classified documents on AWS.

DO ET.


Holy shit, I think NYC just had an earthquake.


This is your daily reminder that the sky has been falling for many millennia.
https://i.nostr.build/vGdyW.jpg


Is this a meme because women have far lower sex drives than men on average?


What the fucking hell am I even reading right now, exactly? It's all nonsense.


YES PLEASE.
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I'll never understand licking any boot; government, imaginary, whatever. If God is real may he strike me down immediately.


Ah yes, the thinly-veiled ad hominem. 😂

Keep in mind that there are people who were deep in faith that grew into atheism without "replacing" religion at all.

As an atheist, I love the Bible. Nothing is more effective at converting people to atheism than actually reading it.

I'm sure there are people who kiss government ass for one reason or another. I personally know a lot of people who LOVED the government between 2016-2020. Absolute bootlicking fanatics.

After 2020 they stopped licking the boot because apparently it left a poor taste in their mouths.

Me? I'm "fuck the government" 100% since 1998 and still going strong. I don't care how much you like the guy in office, once he's elected he's the enemy. Period.


💯

"Do it for the insta" type bullshit. 😂


Bitcoin may be "wealth preserving technology", but if obtaining it makes you broke it's not very effective at the intended goal. How much does coinbase charge on transactions under $1000? How about cashapp? What do other exchanges charge? Rationality doesn't get thrown out the window quite yet.


It's so over.


Here's the problem with everything you just said: Investments are valuable. If you spend more than a commodity is worth, it has to catch up to the price you paid for that investment. Exchanges these days charge an arm and a leg for their services. Your Bitcoin doesn't become as valuable as the money you traded for it until the price reaches the original purchase price PLUS fees. This problem is compounded on a dip.


Do micro-plastics cure schizophrenia? 🤨


It's not the price it trades at, it's the nickel and diming to death that these crypto trading platforms do. If you were to buy one Bitcoin and then sell it as immediately as possible you'd be down at least two grand in percentages and fees that these exchanges charge for services that really don't require a ton of effort on their part. At least not that goddamn much effort.


Total benis death


I thought Asians were good at math

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"Evidence can never convince me of {x}"

Wait, what? 😂


https://image.nostr.build/3a87971d5841947f106454d98573979cade72013f167c33c01a19456c34a6880.jpg
#nostr #meme


If you wanna make as much as a woman you're gonna have to do some gay shit. 😂


Just burn it all down. Right now. Please. Thanks.


SHEEEEEITTTT.


I would argue with you if I hadn't done ridiculous shit to get my dick wet. I wish I could argue with you, though. That counts, eh?


Got damn you done nine elevened the got damn nostr!


So I get saying this about "Facebook" or "Google", but fucking Cloudflare? How exactly do they matter in any way? If you need a CDN, why exactly would "spying" factor in? Chances are you're using Google analytics anyways, or some other similarly scoped analytics, or an ad platform, or some other service that likely is more effective in their spying regime.


I like to eat a bunch of edibles and then watch trash TV. That's the best right there.


Man, not gonna lie- 90 Day Fiancee is a guilty pleasure.


Free is free, man. 😂


Well food can be an addiction, and if you're on ozempic... 🤷♂


You're not wrong. Mass extinctions are a side effect of biological blooms. You can't have life without death.


Everyone keeps trying to "fix" humanity.

"I know what the people need. They need spiritual guidance, that'll fix humanity!"

"No, I think humanity needs education to be fixed!"

We have both, and yet we have more problems now than ever.

Maybe humanity doesn't need to be fixed. Maybe we just need to do better. Treat someone with kindness today. Help someone today. Be supportive to someone today. Encourage someone to be their best today. Forgive someone today. Do all of these things today for a chance at a better tomorrow.


DEEEEETROOIITTT
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Dialogue is the only way forward regardless, those who want to shut it down are pretty clear on what their intent is.


We know the problem. Why do people conduct studies anymore? It's just a grind, like mining, trying to strike paydirt.

It's financial confirmation bias.


Excellent performance delivered by McConaughey, and on such a sad part of history. Great movie overall, but it was by no means a benchmark of how things actually went down at the time. AZT was called "poison" in the movie but the reality is that AZT is still a front line defense against HIV/AIDS to this very day, although typically administered with another anti-retroviral alongside.

The initial doses administered in those early clinical trials were absolutely miserable, though. Before human testing had began they only had data in vitro for guessing dosing, and they were going heavy with the dosing in the 80's.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3954632/

It's a known problem, trust me.


There are places where he apparently has said "no vaccine is a safe vaccine" and he also apparently claims he's not anti-vaxx, just pensive about vaccine safety.

Man, just wait until he learns what's in his McDonald's.


I'll put it this way: I would've called the Wright Brothers retards for dreaming of flying if they never built their damn plane, and I would've been right.


His views on vaccination aren't problematic, his approach to those views are problematic. If you disagree with science you should prove that science is flawed. Historically this is how we've gotten to making skyscrapers and flying machines; prove your stance with your conviction. You prove that the prevailing science of the day is wrong by doing the work, you don't just autistically scream it at people who want to believe you.


I'm not sure I really want to vote for a flat earther.


This is fair, especially if you don't know where your limit is.


I think he actually is schizophrenic.


It's most likely just a distraction deployed by corporations so they can continue to lobby for ideal tax conditions for themselves, deregulation, the weakening of labor unions, and all funded by the middle class.

Good luck trying to vote for the candidate who supports legislation that benefits your average American laborer. He doesn't exist. There are no candidates who support legislation that benefits your average American laborer.


Man, you better not feel bad if I get shitfaced. I'm just trying to have a good time, and sometimes a good time makes excellent bedfellows with weed and booze.


动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


R. Budd Dwyer accepted bribes and was caught. He didn't try to gaslight everyone, he just reacted how a human being should react to getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Nowadays we catch politicians all the time and they just tell us they should be allowed to commit crimes.

#MakeHonorGreatAgain #OneBetweenTheEyes


Be tech literate, it's good for you.

#nostr #nostrgrow #relaythat


Guys guess what.  I’m pregnant! https://image.nostr.build/d76a72433202b00e551d1c916afa0a99ee8edf21ff4b90ec018d765fd6bd944a.png


Me too. Lets be "beer belly buddies".


Congenital syphilis stock photo.
https://i.nostr.build/M5z7a.jpg


Watching "The Big Short" and I really love the shit out of this movie.


Man, if Russia gets Ukraine then China gets Taiwan, and China deserves to be nuked. 💯


Dennis Prager is a Jew, what is this bullshit? 😂😂😂


Happy Easter 😂
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At least I put a CW on it. 😂😂😂


🤭
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Well, I'll put it this way: Whether your hat is wide-brim or tinfoil, could they justifiably blame psycho Muslims if there weren't plausibly psycho Muslims to blame?


Human nature in one image.
https://i.nostr.build/mlrJv.jpg


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#nostr #meme


I feel it deep in my soul. Religion doesn't disparage humanity for being it's own worst form, religion encourages it.


This "Ricky Stanicky" movie is ridiculous. Has a real "weekend at Bernie's" vibe.


💯
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Jesus Christ, this ass has its own zip code.


CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR "COOL".


Man, this "Ricky Stanicky" movie is silly as shit.


Imagine a world with no religion.
https://i.nostr.build/wGRrq.jpg


Man, I really like Nostr. I think the best part about it is that you can find every kind of opinion, especially opinions you might not agree with. You'll also find plenty of opinions you do agree with, regardless of what is important to you.


You can't condemn mankind for making things up to cope with phenomena he didn't understand. Why do you think the Greeks and Romans had gods for lightning and volcanoes? They made up explanations for natural phenomenon because they had no conception of the mantle of the Earth or how lightning occurs.


Good. Fuck that guy.


If you're asking "what happened" then I feel bad for you, because I have orgasms like that pretty frequently. 😂😂😂


Why though? 😂😂😂


Nostr is wild. Plenty of scams, sure- but there are legitimate games here. Real raffles. Not just scam activity, but a growing economy. Nostr is a piece of the puzzle on society making real use of cryptography-backed double-spend-proof digital currency.

If Nostr grows, Bitcoin grows.


Thanks! 🫡
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Billionaires love the endless economy. It pushes the top even higher while allowing the schmucks at the bottom to work for less.


Corporations are the play field of choice because money makes everything move.


In-Q-Tel taught the CIA an incredible lesson in control.


Well it's not hard to do. Corporate whoring and neoliberal bullshit are everywhere.


All doors, even backdoors, have locks that anyone with time and determination can open. Ensuring that doesn't happen starts with not installing too many doors. This is clipper chip grade bullshit except it made it to production.


It's a direct threat to everyone, honestly. There have been tons of vulnerabilities reported on both Intel and AMD's flavor of NSA backdoor.


PSP*


Yeah. The NSA assuredly has it's claws dug in deep, probably in the administrative functions of every laptop and desktop motherboard. AMD's PSPP and Intel's management engine likely just facilitate access for authorized agents.


If it were never caught it would've been bad.


A Chinese national distributed backdoor code in a software package used in many/most Linux distros.


That's it. Copy/paste the contents of the previous two notes and fire away at anyone writing Mandarin.


The Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989 (天安门事件)
The Dalai Lama and Tibetan independence (达赖喇嘛和西藏独立)
The Falun Gong spiritual movement (法轮功)
The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region and the persecution of Uyghurs (新疆维吾尔自治区和维吾尔族的迫害)
The Hong Kong protests of 2019 (2019年香港示威)
The Chinese government's censorship of the internet and social media (中国政府对互联网和社交媒体的审查)
The wealth gap between the rich and the poor in China (中国贫富差距)
The environmental problems facing China, such as air pollution and water pollution (中国面临的环境问题，如空气污染和水污染)
The human rights abuses committed by the Chinese government, such as the use of forced labor and the detention of political prisoners (中国政府犯下的侵犯人权行为，如强迫劳动和政治犯的拘留)
The possibility of a future Chinese civil war (未来中国内战的可能性)


动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


How to troll China.

A thread.


I love nix.


Apparently NixOS is on the clear because it uses the github repo code instead of the binary tarball. Debian and Red Hat build their packages from the binary tarball. nostr:note1htyh985xawkd2zhqj6t83glk66zatnvcwltcnumt9atgk3paxdcqf7vyj9


You can't scale the government back without scaling the military industrial complex as well.

If we ever get to that point, that's the threat that'll ultimately unleash nukes.


Fuck everything about that.


Isn't that the domain twat? 😂


Could be, I haven't looked.


Why do you feel that way, and would you have felt that way if no one had told you how to feel in the first place?


Okay, lets make nostr:nprofile1qyd8wumn8ghj7urewfsk66ty9enxjct5dfskvtnrdakj7qguwaehxw309a3k7atww3exjetn9enxjct5dfskvtnrdakj7qgmwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8wetnw3jhymnzw33jucm0d5hsqgpm7rrrljungc6q0tuh5hj7ue863q73qlheu4vywtzwhx42a7j9n5luthm9  eat it.


Mic check, one two. One. One two three.


Weird. Goddamned weird.


Coracle is an odd duck because it says I only have ten relays no matter how many times I click "join". Maybe I'm misunderstanding some critical concept of "adding a relay", but I don't see a "save" button anywhere so am I wrong in presuming that my changes are preserved as soon as they're made?


Whew, lad.


I slept until 11am today. I don't normally get that much sleep.


Is this the person who injected an RCE into 'xz' source?
https://ajartan.files.wordpress.com/2021/11/tanjia-2.png


EAT IT.


Ew.


It do be some funny shit though.


My point is that "evil data" is a bullshit notion invented by the Catholic Church to stifle human progress and keep sheep tithing.


It's not naive to understand that it's the obfuscation or omission of data that's evil, that's done with intent to shape a narrative. Misrepresenting is evil. Lies are evil. Data is just data.

Don't fear the truth because it isn't what you expected it to be. Don't hide from it. Don't run from it solely because it contradicts what you want to be true.


My guy, no knowledge is bad knowledge. It's what we do with it that's good or evil.


This is wrong. 😂


This is wild, if true.
https://boehs.org/node/everything-i-know-about-the-xz-backdoor


Man, that's a wild read. A Chinese national did the dirty drop.


Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.


Laser Etching https://t.co/BHXDNiSjK4 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1774035962063896576/vid/avc1/480x854/H58HhYWvNun7tjfK.mp4?tag=14


"V-Sauce, Michael here."
https://i.nostr.build/3PB7x.jpg


I'm literally laughing like a retard over this shit I'm posting. I won't post something unless it makes me laugh like a retard.

Good times.

😂


I just get high as balls and post memes.


https://image.nostr.build/c4294b90c52c8b3614edc94022351c6bf3dee25a1dbb1e99cde1da9f95ff0eec.jpg
#nostr #meme


Thx. Interesting long game. Also, this comment is spot on:
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#nostr #meme


https://i.nostr.build/nW3Vn.jpg
"American breakfast in the 90's. Colorized."


Remote code execution. A type of vulnerability.


MEEEEEEEM.


The apparently cleverly hidden RCE.


This is still so crazy to me.


Using social media these days.
https://v.nostr.build/5GYgg.webm


You gotta add "and studied crypto". It's totally part of it.


Christianity is a death cult.


The fuck is he training for, though? 😂
https://v.nostr.build/gZzWY.webm


#DeputyDoofus
https://v.nostr.build/M5zoE.mp4


A real estate jackoff being dishonest?! Perish the thought.
https://v.nostr.build/0jWgJ.mp4


IT'S FRIDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
https://v.nostr.build/nW3n3.mp4


Rhymes with "bigger".


Man, I hate the fuck out of country music. 😂


Today is not that day.


One of these days I'm gonna pull my head out of my ass.


The prevalent mindset is currently "decentralized and operating on a blockchain". I think the VR people have given up currently, thank god.


It's a garbage idea, not gonna lie. The notion that you should burn 20 watts of computing power to transmit a Gif is absurd.


RFK is a lunatic. I'm pretty centrist overall but I'm anti-bullshit, and this guy is currently stroking his ego with flat earth levels of bullshit.


Web 3.0 was dead before it was conceived. Aborted, if you will.


Man, this is a nightmare of inefficiency.


I can't wait to leave the office and be a bum at home.


It has since 1971. 😂


"Art".
https://tenor.com/Aibq.gif


https://i.nostr.build/q6BOg.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/M5zwm.jpg


Embrace the suck.


I saw dudes hug like this at pride once.


Implementing Amber was pretty easy, I do enjoy the added control of my secret key. I'm a bit concerned about the "Central point of failure" aspect of it, but we'll see how much it comes back to bite everyone in the ass.


Fuckin bots.


I agree, we need to remove safety and caution verbiage from every dangerous item in the country so we can thin the herd.


Is the bored ape yacht club giving out 5% Denny's coupons to every new member yet?


Which you were going to do regardless. 😂


Or flat Earth, or literally any other retarded conspiracy theory.


I've stopped wasting time on providing anyone on the Internet with any sort of evidence because it's just going to fucking pizzagate regardless. 😂


This is how billionaires will control Bitcoin, too.
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https://i.nostr.build/WGK4D.jpg
"Couch made out of a Jew during the Holocaust. 1942, colorized."


I have 99 problems and this shit ain't one. 😂


I'm pretty sure what's happening to kiwi farms right now is the real beginning to the social credit system rolling out globally.


Oof, you're not supposed to marry the borderline. 😬


I don't know why you're asking for something you're going to deny regardless. Flat Earth is really taking off right now because people are just throwing evidence away out of convenience at this point.


Ross Ulbricht was caught trying to pay someone to kill someone else. 😂😂😂


White collar crimes pay. After all, "A fine for me is jail for you".


That's the only way to eat a steak, anything else is sad shoe leather with ketchup.


Good watch.
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We could be Sparta, but we have religious zealots telling us that we can't throw the weak into a chasm. 😂😂😂


I need to peel my ass up and get shit done but the edibles are kicking in and they've got me all 🥸


What a coincidence, "salmon bukkake" was my pet name for my ex.


Woah, I'm offended you didn't even NOTICE me.

I'm easily like ten assholes wrapped into one.


The report system is futile. I don't know why they won't just switch to a "proof of work" system to throttle bot activity.


Hard.


Well, the thing that drives me nuts is the cherry picking. "Vaccine science bad, but me pacemaker good science" except the methods that made one also made the other. It's just logic, man. 😂


Tech companies give law enforcement information without warrants all the fucking time. Cops and corporations are not your friends.


The word you're looking for is "trustworthy", and no you aren't.


This makes no sense, so it is fake.
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I look at people like this as though they aren't real already, simply by how they choose to live.


RFK is a lunatic. 😂


"Bitcoin doesn't scale" is entirely correct when you consider the scaling fiat has done since 1971.

The most ridiculous part is people think we can even return to a gold standard with the mass that's been made.


It's funny how a shipping freighter drew a dick in the water just before lodging itself sideways into the canal and stopping most international trade for weeks actually generated less conspiracies than some retard hitting a bridge.


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Pastor: "Of course Jesus wasn't a socialist."

Jesus: "Of course I'm not a socialist. If the government has to tell you to take care of your brother, you won't enter my kingdom."

This is why I'm an atheist. 😂


I hope a Taiwanese national assassinates Xi Jinping.


Humanity has to fix humanity before Bitcoin will ever make any positive impact. There are no magic answers outside of "stop being a cunt". It's truly magical, too. Can you imagine 8.6 billion people being nice suddenly out of nowhere? Working together, working toward a common goal, caring for his neighbor?

Impossible. The best we can hope for is that the species that replaces is isn't so greedy.


Our economy is falsely inflated by easily a hundred times. You can't just magically reconcile an artificially blown up economy at scale that's not based on anything with a limited resource. That's like traveling at Mach 3 and coming to a complete stop in five seconds.


"Which one is my dad?"


I'm not a huge fan of the bot suppression measures in place since it's not super effective. You can't moderate bots without moderating legitimate speech. And the whole "we're against nudity" thing is just fucked.


That answers that, I guess.


Not sure, just trying to figure out your native language.


Indian?


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Fuuuuuck
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Shitposting is in my blood.
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I GOTTA SHITPOST ON NOSTR GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
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Australian for "motivational speaking".
https://tenor.com/bFPhC.gif


This thing is pure insanity. Definitely a "must watch".


It's pretty consistent in organized religion spanning the entire globe, tbh.


What's even better than the level of degeneracy is the fact that this guy is a fucking evangelical Christian leader who endorsed Trump and many feel boosted him tremendously. 😂


Watching "God Forbid" on Hulu about Falwell Jr. and his interesting fascination with watching other dudes dump loads into his wife.

Fucking crazy documentary though. Grade A must watch.


🤣🤣🤣

#meme #memestr #anime https://image.nostr.build/9176120cdc35799f3596526034615ff9c3d9ff80373ed6c687c8069c8c26291e.jpg


I'm balls deep in edibles. Good times.


I just thought it was hilarious. "The other screams". Hah. 😂


Lobbied heavily for, as well, by corporations. Sonny Bono introduced legislation three times to extend copyright.


Sorry, I don't spend time learning any OS that doesn't allow sideloading. 😂


Yeah, but the biggest tools for creating monopolies are trademark, patent, and copyright.


You want to know why people support Ukraine? It has nothing to do with Russia being an imperialist shit bag and everything to do with white Christians in military contracting.


Military contracting is full of white Christians.


It's not always well hidden. I've done a few projects for Lockheed and General Dynamics.


Today on "Uncomfortable Truths": Is there really a difference between fundamentalist Christianity and fundamentalist Islam?


Shit, there are a few terrorists who do obscenely immoral things "in the name of Jesus Christ". We just don't talk about it unless it reaches "Oklahoma City Bombing" levels. They're just acting exactly like their Muslim counterparts, committing jihad for Jesus.


Why the fuck would anyone tip a landlord? 🤨


This is a fascinating read on the subject.

https://socialsci.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Economics/Economics_(Boundless)/11%3A_Monopoly/11.2%3A_Barriers_to_Entry%3A_Reasons_for_Monopolies_to_Exist


#OhioMemesAndOhioDreams
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Progress is all that matters.


Your debate skills precede you, friend! 😂


In not agreeing with you I'm projecting? 🙃


Those two things are not mutually exclusive, all are correct.


Wrong - it’s printing 🖨 money 💰 https://image.nostr.build/22a00b769ab638ff5cb8bbc4df697913970e733b73e00e38eb4412c353fdaf71.jpg


Criminalization has always been big business. Look at the history of marijuana and alcohol prohibition. Huge business for small groups. Of course, every prohibition comes with very high social costs.


#meme #memes https://image.nostr.build/3a59b0732d41059736c2798ec3fd70a2e1b8e51a286442f088b27121691b6416.jpg


Damn the consequences.


This is what people say when they're afraid to do something.


Google. 😂


Christians talk a bunch of shit about a pit of fire being a place of suffering. If they really wanted to scare me they'd tell me hell is like the Midwest US.


ActivityPub is dead. Furries have polluted it and it's no longer useful to human society.


This is federally illegal and I don't care. ❤
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In European countries they'll mail you speeding tickets. In most of the US we have useless donut pounders trolling the highways and pulling people over to harass and annoy them.

Cops need to be replaced by speeding cameras.


Amen, brother.
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To me, this is the most unsettling thing about #nostr.
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I love the technology behind it, but the weird culty behavior of people who can't even comprehend cryptography is unsettling. Why is anyone saying "Fix the money, fix the world" when they don't even know what a fucking prime number is?


Where I'm from they drop it in your lap after wasting 40 minutes of your life.


The speeding ticket orifice is most likely.


I wanna be how high you are.


Fuck the police. God forbid I should ever require the assistance of those pricks, I highly doubt it'll be of any use.


I am not supposed to be on this planet with these walking apes.


The "cloudification" and condensing of corporations controlling data centers and major network backbones mean it's harder and harder for anyone with a dissenting opinion to find safe ground.

Getting rid of net neutrality was the death knell for free speech on the Internet.

Retards lauded it as a "new era of Internet innovation".


No. Not nearly as much as you'd think.


Raising Cane's > Shitty Jesus Chicken


Sobriety is overrated.


Yeah, blocks typically are an end-user function. It's what whiny little BITCHES use when their fee-fees can't handle content.


Pickle surprise!
https://tenor.com/Qvyr.gif


Amethyst has a button for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I'm pretty sure it's easy to block people on Nostr.


Always, without exception.


I love reading between the lines, knowing the truth behind the propaganda. There's always a filthy reason for everything humans do.


Who's spending the most money on promoting Bitcoin and why?

These are important questions muddied by the ridiculous rhetoric that pushing Bitcoin is even remotely altruistic.


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Fuck corporations and billionaires. 💯


But very this though:
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When you accept all information at once there's only one logical conclusion: Hate everyone.


People cherry pick information because the information they don't like is contrary to their worldview.


It's funny how people forget that Russia spent a long while being kicked out of Afghanistan and hasn't made many friends in the middle east, to the extent that we armed Osama Bin Laden and trained him in order to help him kick Russia out.


It's wild how the billionaires pulling strings in social media, traditional media, and in every commercial platform are pulling everyone further left and further right to pull off the largest economic heist in history and leave the middle class holding the bag.


I'm not that good with mental gymnastics. 😂


Father in law set up with his new iMac. 😂
https://i.nostr.build/WGERv.jpg


I Have Deleted Systemd

Comments ( https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39804306 )

https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/772960/i-have-deleted-systemd


Some of the most talented engineers I know have trouble differentiating your/you're. If you're putting all your braincells into higher order concepts it can be messy trying to do things outside that wheelhouse.


The emotional labor is what stops me. 😂
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It's the emotional labor that gives me pause.


Social media was a mistake. Humanity is an awful species.

https://www.abc4.com/news/8-passengers/franke-prison-calls-evolving-stance-hildebrandt/


＋大丈夫＋大丈夫＋大丈夫
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  ＋大丈夫＋大丈夫＋大丈夫

  夫丈大＋夫丈大＋夫丈大＋
 夫丈大＋夫丈大＋夫丈大＋
夫丈大＋夫丈大＋夫丈大＋

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  ＋大丈夫＋大丈夫＋大丈夫


After all, the CIA literally MADE Osama Bin Laden. Training, weapons, financial support.


How much you wanna bet we're going to find out one day that the CIA worked hard at installing Vladimir Putin into office the first time around?


TIME FOR THE HEADS OF THE BOURGEOISIE TO ROLL ONCE AGAIN
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Anything is better than money. Money is the only thing that can't do shit for you until you trade it for something that can.


Wait until you realize why the economy has grown as large as it is! 😂

I'll give you a hint: it's because of the unlimited money printer.


It's wild what you can do with after effects these days.


Fuck those commie pieces of shit.


DNS services are probably where they'll start, like they did with kiwifarms. Then they'll stop routing traffic to relays. They'll probably also black hole relay IP addresses. Eventually they'll also use swift credit network bans to prevent Nostr relays from being funded.

Bitcoin helps with some of these, but not all. Decentralization helps with some of these, but not all.

We are all vulnerable.


Fuck these people, man.
https://i.nostr.build/RmeQB.png


Every time you say "Hail Satan" a Christian's tits get sore. Really strange considering they'll unironically send money to a guy who has a private jet and not realize the devil is in the details.


Isn't this nearly impossible to enumerate?


The worst part is that every time you escape, some crusty cunt in a white wig tells you "Oh no, we fought off the British, yes, but we're starting a new government that isn't gonna be tyrannical like that."

Spoiler: it was.


And $RDDT investors.


English is your second language?


Cults only empower a select few in order to further their goals.


I was absolute technological domination, Type 1 Civilization, star-faring, generically modifying, absolutely hyper intelligent monster apes to spread their presence across the stars like an unstoppable tide of paint like a can was knocked over right at the Milky Way.

"Just be a dumb farmer" sounds like a supreme waste of sentience. "Why don't we just fucking curl up and die so no one will ever remember us?" is what I hear when someone says "Farming is the way to go".


That's true. What's the Bitcoin ledger up to now? 600GB? Common people can't run nodes in any reasonable sense anymore, Nostr might as well not prevent your average user from starting their own relay.


That whole hollermacaust with the six gorillion dead Jews is apparently a very touchy subject with the people running the show in both far right and far left media. Makes ya wonder, eh?


I wouldn't say it's propaganda so much, the only thing keeping me from running a Nostr relay is that is feels like Bitcoin's software development model (design it as if you don't have a budget because we're tailoring to rich people) was implemented with Nostr. I'm not going to spend $200 a month on a dedi to run a Bitcoin node or a Nostr relay. 😂


Christianity has utterly ruined the healthy appreciation of human female sexuality. 😭😭😭


Mmmm. Time to shitpost on Nostr. Hold please.
https://v.nostr.build/jYxjq.mp4


There aren't enough edibles in the world right now. 😂😂😂


I'm so confused right now.


But the flights paths he demonstrates only make sense on a globe and make zero sense for "flat Earth"... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


But denying reality is explicitly relinquishing control, much like a schizophrenic who refuses to take his meds. 😂


Why? 😂😂😂😂😂


Why is Elon Musk pushing flat earth so hard on Twitter? Is he trying to unravel 3000 years of humanity surmising the heavens from our home?

The Greeks figured out the solar system and the shape of the earth from observing and tracking the sky.

Jethro from Lexington disagrees and says he can't see the curvature of the earth from observing the horizon and thinks NASA is a spook organization trying to suppress the "flat Earth truth".

Why?

This adds no value to our society.


Accurate follower counts are central-ableism. 😂😂😂
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I would've laughed but it was low effort. Obama's face should've been over Shelley Duvall.


Now? I've always hated iPhone. Buying something you can't install your own software on is absolutely fucking retarded for anyone to do. Their "App store" can suck my shit straight out of my anus. Sideload for life.


YO THAT LEEK GETTIN HIS BUSSY ATE FR
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This is some shit you'll see on the Facebook page of a 40-something that was rode hard and put away wet 😂
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*walking happily along*
*Suddenly almost fall on my face out of nowhere*
Excusemewhat?


I'm 40 and I've never experienced knee pain until this year. Fuck my life.


It's not exactly high pedigree like Signal's axolotl ratchet quite yet.


The government spies on you less than coordinations do. At least you can vote for people in government. You have zero say about corporate appointments.

Optimally I would prefer no one spy on me, but barring that I really don't want corporations spying on me if it can be helped.

Those crooked fucks are 90% of my problems.


Disable 2G radios on your phone to prevent it from being targeted by police Stingray devices.

#LifeHacksFromTheEdge


Shielding your children from disappointment is only guaranteeing that the disappointment life deals them knocks them down even harder.


100% stale cocaine.


Edgy memes for angsty teens
https://i.nostr.build/RmmAr.jpg


Fucking fantastic video. Do watch.
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Where can you buy sats without getting raped? Every company is a fucking scam these days.


Marx was a Jew, doesn't that mean you should be all about it, Dennis?


I hate work.


I'd raid her fridge knowmsayin


Real food vs Fiat food

 https://image.nostr.build/76d44c9b2571985f5259419d103bc9985d82a35ed78189fa5b7561e82705c862.jpg


Except me. I don't need it because my principal belief is that the world is fucked. I need only use my eyes in any direction to be confirmed.


Thanks🫡


Crypto is a dead end. Bitcoin has real scarcity, and there's no wealth in actual scarcity. Only perceived scarcity allows the billionaires in charge to dilute what we're earning versus what they earn off of our backs.

For that reason they'll only ever use it as a pump and dump, and they'll throw everything they can at any coin without a maximum.


I would love if that could happen, but I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about the working class.


Living in a country where people are a dick width away from voting a democracy into a fascist theocracy makes me feel bad for all the countries the CIA installed fascist theocrats, or simply stood back as fascist theocrats seized power.

I'm an atheist, so people actively calling the nation of my birth a "Christian nation" is wildly uncomfortable.

I don't disagree with whores and drugs, so the Christians and I are on the same page with that. But the whole "pray and beg forgiveness after" is just retarded.


Institutional capture? That works both ways, don't it? Like indoctrinating kids to crazy shit like fundamentalist Mormonism.


Oh my. Bro fist. Fist me, bro.😂


One of my favorite expressions ever is: "it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard." It's just the Internet. Most of these people will vanish eventually, onto the next big thing.


No.


Crazy how strict parents prepare you to deal with middle managers in life. Leeches.


My solution has been to expose myself to Twitter/X until I feel strongly antisocial. Works every time.


Good fucking lord I bet he's drowning in stale piss and sweat stank. 😂


There's a guy at my office who is obsessed with his dog. "GOOD BOY, GET ALL THAT PEANUT BUTTER." 😂😂😂
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Any time you think you're having a bad day, it wouldn't hurt to remember that there are those out in the world suffering in silence.
https://i.nostr.build/2RRxP.jpg


We need a party that represents actual citizens and not just corporate interests.


https://image.nostr.build/331a047a33055da5de09f94ad06cff57a413f0bccd8ab6b4b68ffca0e63110dc.jpg
Eroding our freedoms at a slower pace than others is not the same as fighting for more freedoms


Politics in five seconds.


I'm not actually a flat Earther, I just use them as stools to stand on.


Me coping with quantum weirdness. 😭


Why I was raised Christian (brainwashed) and am no longer Christian.
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Earth is flat and heliocentrism is a myth.


Wrong. Both my wolves are just retarded and humping each other.


I swear to fucking God if I have to listen to one more retarded Starbucks pink camo crystal healing vapid bitch talk about her astrological sign and why she can't date the three different guys banging her, I might just lose my fucking mind.


Why not?


Me rn
https://i.nostr.build/xEERm.jpg


NixOS is cool as fuck.


"Seamless" is what the EU wants. Apple wants you to exist in a playpen, and I'm not small enough to fit in a playpen.


God dammit. 😂😂😂
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Fuck China and fuck TikTok.


Supposed to be very efficient and quite reproducible


I still don't understand how people can exist happily in Tim Cook's walled garden. Fuck app stores.


Yeah. I feel bad for people with legitimate Celiac disease, everything gluten free is awful.


Gentoo and FreeBSD are among my favorites, but apparently NixOS is something special.


Fuck the police. Defund the police. Tell a cop to kill himself. Mock police officers. Lie to police officers. Do not cooperate with police. They will shoot your fucking dog.


Man, I wish I could say the same. The first time knocked my ass out. 100mg of edibles a day for like a week. It legitimately got me through it.

I fucking hate the variability of biology. It's bullshit. One dude gets a virus, no big deal. Another dude ends up on a fucking ventilator (like my old boss did for three weeks).


I keep forgetting there are still states that aren't legal yet. I'm just grateful mine has a decently mature market.


The thing that drives me nuts the most is that someone will post a meme like this about government tyranny and then in the same fuckin post talk about how abortion should be illegal. But that's not how civil liberties work, man.

Drugs, abortion, there are a lot of things that the government shouldn’t be meddling in our lives over, not just your cherry-picked liberties.
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Sorry, man. You're allergic to alcohol. It's a known ethnic situation.


Android is garbage. iOS is garbage. When will someone write a mobile operating system that isn't compromised of 90% ass cancer?


Are you Korean? Maybe it's an allergy.


What?


Connecting to distributed and decentralized services through Tor makes my pp become the turgid pp.

Turgidity engaged.


I need to get into NixOS. Apparently there isn't a ton of info out there in it yet. Imma watch yer notes to see how it goes. 👀


No wonder cats will attack you randomly as you pet them. They're Muslim. Can't fucking trust em.
https://i.nostr.build/Vw54q.jpg


EAT THE RICH.


The message is "There are only a few who own the means of production and this is how and where they expect you to serve them. Don't try to run, they've already bought the government. You can't vote them out, you're powerless. And if you try to overthrow this government they've already pre-purchased the next one."

EAT THE RICH.


My wife caught the coof from me. I regained my sense of smell while hers still is only like 50%.

She reminds me of this like every day. 😂

Shittiest virus ever. At least fucking kill me like ebola, don't rob me of one of my senses.


The interesting thing about halving is that it shouldn't drive price up like it would any other asset because the maximum was established in the white paper. 21 million, always, regardless of halving. It's kind of pointless unless you never expect to reach 21 million, because you've sufficiently dissuaded people from mining due to such low rewards. Quite a conundrum.
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Offer to smoke a joint with him to make the conversation more interesting. 😂


The thing I'm most opposed to is fascism. If we could cut that out they could practice wahibism for all I fuckin care.


But what I want to know is if it uses Moxie Marlinespike's Axolotl double ratchet for perfect forward secrecy. Don't feed my private info to DHS pls kthx.


Well played. 😂


YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
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Apparently if you speak a lie for two thousand years it becomes a thing to die for.


We're pretty sure bad rye explains why all of 1750 London "saw" werewolves.


If there were no Bibles and no Christians, how would you know God? 😂

It's a simple premise that seems to escape a lot of faithful.


Invention? This is nature's kitchen, boyo. Evolution has already done it all, we just have to look.


Weed until the 2000's, drinking past 2am, abortion, and the fucking Catholics want to dispose of birth control as well.


White Christians in the US act like they're better than Muslims in fascist Islamic theocracies then they try to fucking ban everything I love in life.

It's not hard: government should be secular so the people can be religious nut jobs of any faith if they so desire.


Most people I know aren't sure what "binary" even means.


No one here seems to realize that they have it backwards. Adopting Bitcoin isn't going to fix all social ills. We have to fix our social ills before we can adopt Bitcoin.

Which is exactly why it'll always be an investment asset and not a common currency.


You know what's striking about the average human intelligence quotient? It's lower than the bar for entry to buying Bitcoin.


It's just weird to contemplate why a religious leader would ever require the services of an executioner, let alone for him to be so prolific for so long.


Yeah, I feel that. I'm honestly just burnt out on hotel life.


For places like Vegas I would agree. I've traveled enough for work to feel very much the opposite of this, though. Airbnb's are at least homes and typically feel like it.


My family keeps me tethered, but if it weren't for them I could give a shit less about continuing this charade.


People will believe anything you tell them if you're telling them what they want to hear.


If I won the lottery I would probably just spiral out of control, honestly.


I look at everything I do have, and everything I could have, and neither gives me a reason to live.


I fucking hate cults.


It's so weird to see people bitch about fair elections when the only way to keep trump out of office this November is to financially ruin him and throw him in jail, and even that's not a guarantee.


The more you make, the less I assume you pay in taxes and contribute to society, the less I respect. 🫡


The reminder of Pinochet, eh? 😂


Do people really believe this shit? If so, why?

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Lol.


The only things this post is missing are QAnon and Qabbalah references.


That photograph must've been taken in India.


Creed is a horrible band. 🤭


I am a man of many means. 😆


This edges well into whimsical justifications, friend. Maybe do DBT workbooks, I dunno. Prognosis is grim.


Ded 🤣🤣🤣

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And I definitely do mean actually diagnosed twice in two separate involuntary holds.

She's also a "girl boss" who "is who she is and embraces her flaws" but not actually, it's all for show, because accountability isn't part of being a girl boss I guess. Just emotions. Hah.


Well, I was in a relationship with someone diagnosed twice and you were channeling her in your note.


This is some borderline personality shit, ngl. 🤣


I have it, literally know no one who uses it. Everyone I know uses either signal or Molly.


I once picked up a lineman's handset for two dollars at a flea market in Florida. Good times. What's your craziest find?


It's funny until the Chinese people rebel. A leader can get away with anything as long as the people allow it.


He is absolutely entirely free because he has stolen from us and we've been told "that's just how it works". These kleptocrats also like to talk a ton about how "no one should have to pay taxes" without ever advancing reasonable suggestions on how to replace taxation and still have a functioning society. The left and the right are daily played for fools with tools like Christianity and LGBTQ causes.


Humanity isn't a species of standards I guess. That shit varies insanely from culture to culture and even person to person. I'm more of a "individual liberty" advocate. I don't wanna put constraints on people because I don't want any put on me.


Only if you promise the result isn't going to be a hellish nightmare like Handmaid's Tale.


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Finally, revenge for Windows 11. 😂


Not true at all. There are free people in the world. People who inherited massive trust funds and corporations from their parents, who also had massive inheritance and so on.

These are really the only truly free people on the planet.


Being salaried is a little worse than being a time clock wagie. At least the time clock wagie, the smart one, blocks calls from the company immediately after he punches out.

Me? I have a digital noose in the form of a company issued phone.


My favorite thing in the world is a moderate Christian. The guy who treats everyone like family and would give you the shirt off his back because he doesn't offer lip service to his religion, he tries to live like Jesus lived. He isn't a biblical literalist. He isn't constantly trying to convert everyone. He also isn't telling people they're going to hell for what they do because it's *his* path he's worried about most, not inflicting his path on everyone around him.

I think I've met the dude once. ONCE. The rest are just assholes.


Sounds like a good time to me, honestly.


People who bitch about modesty of dress simply aren't getting laid enough and are trying to make that everyone else's problem.


Tits out I guess, lol.


Dow Jones is down by a lot. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Set the clock to zero and make everyone compete equally. 😎


Satan is the most fascinating biblical character because he's the only one who teaches you to do your own research. 😂


"Trans women are women"
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It's odd to advocate for a limited currency without reconciling that we exist on a planet with limited resources. Isn't that the problem in the first place?


Is the premise that war is unstoppable? 😂


Humanity did a 180 with their "MY FEELINGS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACTS" bullshit. It feels like I'm time traveling into the dark times of the geocentric solar system.


Curbing war means curbing war profiteering first. Free market, man. Telling people what business they can or can't engage in isn't aligned with the spirit of free market capitalism.


meirl

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Trust, I see the other side of the fence with insane "gender theory" but it's literally just another flavor of "young Earth Creationism". Retards are going to be retarded if they're liberal or conservative. We're not talking about a coin, we're talking about life. The only intelligent road is the one less traveled, the third position.


Oof. Most homeschoolers are religious fundamentalist lunatics. I say this as a former religious fundamentalist lunatic who has been rehabilitated into a functional human being.


It's a dilemma for sure.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry

"Trans" bullshit honestly belongs in this article.


The longevity of soulseek is staggering.


8 billion and going strong, I really don't know why dying alone is frowned upon. We don't need more people.


God dammit, it's a fucking hardware wallet.


What is this glorious device and where can I get one?


After that it fired up and I was able to log in and use it. Admittedly it's probably been a month or more since I last checked.


Yeah, it must've updated at some point and not liked whatever data the previous version left laying around. I got the "0xchat kept crashing" notification and had to delete data and cache.


Weird, this thing just completely took a shit and I had to clear data and log in again.


Unfortunately this isn't real. No reasonably priced satanic target threads for me. 🥺


Holy shit, are they really selling satanic clothing?!

For the love of God tell me they have adult sizes too.

Satan is bae.


His handle says "Dev" but really he's John Tutor come back to tell us that Nostr will replace Twitter.


I haven't had any since I was a kid. 😂😂😂


Fuck Israel.

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Y'all ever have a watery stool that literally smells like golden crisp cereal? That can't be good.


"If you don't see something disagreeable, censorship is the reason."


Ded 😂😂😂💀


Which one of you motherfuckers is panhandling in southeast Michigan??? 😂😂😂
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Gold is pretty stable. Hell, it doesn't even oxidize.


This is seemingly unrelated to the actual framework built to ensure retired persons can survive.


How many lives are worth proving a theory? Medicine argues none, though we did derive quite a bit of information from Nazi medical testing. Personally, I don't give a shit about the economy or how well wealthy people are doing, because I know my own success has fuck all to do with them. Realistically, my own drive determines what I can do far more than some rich asshole I've never met.


Well played.


I mean, without ln how are transactions supposed to occur without miners to mint transactions? Mining is, by design, a limited activity. So too must transactions be limited.


What's a "lose packer"?


Man, the polarization of the country is wild to me. On one side, there's a clear and apparent danger, and it comes from really disturbed individuals stewarding evangelical Christianity.

These megachurches are taking in shitloads of cash completely tax free, not contributing fucking anything to society and then they'll turn around and tell their entire congregation how to vote.

This is really fucked up and wrong. Period.


If someone can't explain why they believe something then there's no point in taking them seriously, they're telling you they only believe what they believe because it's comfortable and likely what their parents told them they should believe. Like Christianity. If people didn't beat it into children, it would've been a dead religion 500 years ago. I say this as an ecstatically happy former Christian.


Worsened the great depression with the new deal? Can you elaborate on that?


Commie prick piece of shit KGB trash. I knew he was a fascist when he secured the office of prime minister just to keep pulling strings until he could elect himself as president once again.

All of the former KGB should've been slaughtered the moment Gorbachev stepped down.


Abuse! 😂

Well played, though. For real.

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You cock. Way to figure out how to pin something to global. 😂


High five. No idea how anyone can be confused about that. Have you ever read a compelling argument that might sway you to think otherwise?


I'm infinitely amused that the justice department is going through Trump's finances with a fine tooth comb to ensure he's no longer able to inflate the value of his assets when it comes to using them as collateral. I'm sure he's beyond livid with the situation. 😂


💯 eat the rich, assassinate Putin and every other fascist


An interest rate of 7% is incentive enough for banks and other criminal institutions to lobby to preserve this tax fraud scheme. Why not pay a bank 7% interest instead of contributing to road maintenance, fire services, and the like at 40%. It basically guarantees the middle class gets left with the bill.


I'm kind of offended that you think a billionaire has any advantage over a fucking invincible alien. Bat can't Bezos his way into beating Kal-El. What's he gonna do? Shove a million dollar kryptonite buttplug up his ass? He'd have to do that just to ensure Superman doesn't punch straight through his frail little human body.


I'd wish death upon Xi as well but I know those cockroaches are worse.


I hope someone puts a bullet in Putin's head.


Trump being a sleazy real estate asshole isn't relatable to Putin murdering Navalny. Trump is absolutely guilty of the crimes he's accused of, you just don't usually see the government pursue white collar criminals because they can typically be bribed. Trump screwed himself playing big games in a system he still doesn't understand (because it used to favor him when he was just rich).


When nine out of every ten "new" movies is a remake, can you really say they're still making new movies? 👀


🤣🤣🤣

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So she's famous again because she was fired from a teaching job for everyone seeing her butthole on the Internet.


Awww but these were mined by African child laborers. 🥺


Don't get mad at me, I already know I'm headed straight to hell.


Man, Walt Disney was one racist sumbitch. 🤣
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Must be the Indiana version of the meme. Even Ohio has weed these days.


Oh, I see the problem. You can't be logged into a VPN and expect to reach the captive portal because it very likely lies behind network address translation. Turn off your VPN, then log into the captive portal, and then turn the VPN back on.


This is pretty easy to fix. You just navigate to " http://1.1.1.1" while you're connected to the wireless access point in question and it's very likely that you'll be forwarded to the captive portal so that you can log in. ezpzgg.


So tired of these fake righteous assholes trying to impose their shitty beliefs on everyone with force.


The lowest rung of any ladder is the person who believes in Jesus and thinks nothing of the love he symbolized.


I've seen this guy's face but I missed the memo.


Gay conversion therapy, because apparently having a sense of style is a choice. 😂


Fuck the divisive bipartisan structure of the government. Fuck it entirely. Fuck the Democrats and Republicans for working together to ensure that a person who wants to represent the average American will never get the chance to. Fuck lobbying for giving corporations complete control. Fuck the supreme court for undoing Roe.


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HEY GUYS, I FOUND SOMETHING THAT DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS CAN AGREE ON!
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I just wanna say "Bro you don't seem to know too much, I don't know why you think you're taking me to school on this".


Why is it that everyone who tries to tell me "trickle down economics work" has a bedroom that looks like this?
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All these Christians who say "Welfare is wrong, saving lives should be voluntary" sure do like to write charitable donations off at tax time...

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It's that time again.
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Donald Trump represents modern christofascism to some of us atheists. I'll push back on every president that evangelicals support. They support Trump? Burn him, make sure he doesn't win. They support Biden? Not gonna miss him, vote him out. Whoever they support I will always vote in opposition, the separation of church and state has never been thinner and it needs protection.


"Don't worry, he doesn't bite. But he's gonna sue you tomorrow for sure."
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Did the USSR release political dissidents from prison when Gorbachev retired?


My favorite thing to do is tell people Jesus was a dirty commie, and when they ask why I would even say that I ask them how Jesus fed thousands at the sermon on the mount. Did he buy loads of fish from a fisherman? Did he buy tons of bread from a bakery? 😂

That sumbitch made magic happen and fed everyone for free. Physically and spiritually.

You wanna find the devil, you're best off asking Joel Osteen where he hangs his hat.


Can someone explain the appeal of jam bands?


#Trump2024 because Putin and Kim Jong Un aren't that bad, right? 😂


Why are you a corporate slave?


Magic isn't real. There are no courts higher than those of magic sky wizard. 🤭


I remember it's not like lightning, you're not moving actual sats on Cashu, I'm pretty sure it's using it's own stand in units as a 1:1.


Is Cashu still a interoperability layer, basically?


You'll find most atheists who didn't start life as atheist (read: born into brainwashing) tend to have read the Bible at least once.


I love citing the Bible when explaining why I'm an atheist.


I outright reject notions of sin and righteousness.

Mark 7:8
You leave the commandment of God and hold to the tradition of men.”


I can't imagine the acrobatics the PSD file format has gone through over the years.


Propaganda is required for war since propaganda is defined by "choosing a side" and war typically involves disputes between groups or nations. Every bit of information in a war is then, by definition, propaganda.


Not gonna lie, even the early versions of Photoshop weren't great. They were just miles above anyone trying to compete.


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Religion.


The money is simply going where the people who designed the financial system direct it. The money isn't evil, it's just a certificate of worth that has no real backing. Only a fool would think the financial system would ever adopt Bitcoin if they couldn't control the entire system.

Once society adopts "Bitcoin", it'll be a fragile husk of the idea it once represented in 2007. Society destroys everything good in order to make it palatable for those in charge.


#LifeHack
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Unfortunately I saw this. Now you have to see it as well.
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This is why Star Wars nerds aren't invited to the strip club.
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🤭
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They'll always find a way to manipulate the government unless it's controlled. Really there isn't a "US Government", we just have this useless state organ that executes every whim and desire of the highest bidder. The reason being that everyone in Congress stands to make a few million and retire to a comfy board room.


Wild, it's almost like the largest banks are basically writing laws themselves... Hmm... 🤔


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This is basically me with a bag of edibles.
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Alright, it's meme time.


Monopolies are inevitable in a pure capitalist market, banking cartels are simply the consolidation of banking resources. Beads of oil joining together until they make a full layer.


So, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the mechanical design of Bitcoin is "socialist banking". If you take a moment to ponder this idea, you'll realize that allowing anyone and everyone equal access to mint their own money (mining) and involving everyone in the approval and verification of transactions (the blockchain) literally lifted socialist concepts from the brain of Marx himself and applied it to monetary theory.

The current system we have that enables banking cartels is capitalism in it's purest form.

Sorry. I don't make the rules, but it doesn't take a genius to point them out. 😂


Markets aren't designed for plebians like us who can't afford to spread millions of dollars across an exorbitant portfolio. They're designed to funnel money into the pockets of those who can. They do so quite effectively.


Looks like you're gonna need another column for "other" shortly.

Artificial womb technology is progressing insanely fast.


People have such a disconnect from science, assuming that scientific insight is beyond the grasp of the layman. Science is intended to give the layman tools to understand the universe around him.


If he had a case he would've won a long time ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I can handle the culture and the people, it's the Chinese government that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.


Real talk: What were these retards thinking when they made doctor strange look like a grease covered matador?
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Teehee.🤭


The Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989 (天安门事件)
The Dalai Lama and Tibetan independence (达赖喇嘛和西藏独立)
The Falun Gong spiritual movement (法轮功)
The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region and the persecution of Uyghurs (新疆维吾尔自治区和维吾尔族的迫害)
The Hong Kong protests of 2019 (2019年香港示威)
The Chinese government's censorship of the internet and social media (中国政府对互联网和社交媒体的审查)
The wealth gap between the rich and the poor in China (中国贫富差距)
The environmental problems facing China, such as air pollution and water pollution (中国面临的环境问题，如空气污染和水污染)
The human rights abuses committed by the Chinese government, such as the use of forced labor and the detention of political prisoners (中国政府犯下的侵犯人权行为，如强迫劳动和政治犯的拘留)
The possibility of a future Chinese civil war (未来中国内战的可能性)


动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


I hate China, ngl.


Reddit mods
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I'm glad that exFAT works with sending, but I'm sad that it isn't journaled.


Since he lost the trial, can we call him "Craig Wrong" now?


I hate working in NTFS, fucking proprietary bullshit. Maybe I should consider exFAT. It's still proprietary, but at least you can write to it from damn near anything.


Picked up this gem Friday. Packed it with a decently snappy 1TB TeamGroup Agile. 7G symmetric transfer speeds. Good shit.
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Is your implication that people are mindlessly following trends?


The whole "Zapple Pay" and "No zaps for Damus because of Apple's walled garden" is wild to me. How did Apple fans really have such a huge blind spot that one day Apple would violate their trust as customers?

Man, I'd sooner be caught dead than using an iPhone, at least until Apple starts allowing side loading.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why this wound up getting passed around. 😂


I don't think humanity can recover from what we've done to ourselves. Not that we necessarily deserved it. We're not "God's chosen people". Who would choose a species that does what we do? No one worth worshipping, that's for sure.


Facts


I don't always drop my full name, but when I do it's probably while bragging...
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Maybe the best therapy is laughter. Maybe we just need a little wit and humor.


Anyone else have a borderline ex? If you do, I know your pain.


Man, these people need to get their shit together.


This is pretty cool. I dig the Android app.


Bullish on Bitcoin, bearish on humanity.


No.


Yeah, I already know my ass ain't retiring. I'm gonna be fucking 80 years old consulting machine purchases and shit. It's bleak. I'm already 40, man. I didn't ask for this. There's no way out, not even Bitcoin.


Man, I love this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGNAxN5Z-o


roflmao


Jesus, corporations will shit on anything I guess.


Nice


Alright, which one of you is this?

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It's an edgy meme about the people eating these candies being future felons.


Lmao, but what kind of clown shoes outfit did he hire to manage social media? Jesus Christ. 😂😂😂


Got damn. Those things need their own zip code.


The crazy thing to me is the power anyone who spies domestically will have, especially if they collect particularly salacious information about elected officials. That goes for NSA equally to Google/Apple/Microsoft.


The equivalent these days is doomscrolling Twitter, insta, Facebook, and snap.


Pure capitalism does indeed lead to monopolies. Lobbying just facilitates monopolization even further to the extent that companies can monopolize without ever having any real value as a corporation. Google has failed at every turn with products and services, but they've held a monopoly on our data, and that's how they've maintained their grip.


1971 and counting. The problem is older than I am. Capitalism as we've imagined it in this vapid hellscape could never survive Bitcoin adoption.


Fiat is like heroin to billionaires who depend on the money printer to keep printing. So long as the billionaire buddy Fed matches interest rates to inflation they're happy to collect that fake profit from everyone depending on this shitty system.

They dumped gold because you can't just print more gold, there's a finite amount of gold in the planet.

Bitcoin CAN BE LOST PERMANENTLY. How the fuck are we supposed to convince these deranged addicts to switch to an even more rare asset, exactly?


Schizophrenics freak me the fuck out. The scariest thing about them is that they think everyone else is the crazy person.


Sometimes you wanna take the pests out without risking them coming back on an attack ship, eh?


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Friend of mine bought a LEVO and started making his own edibles. Dropped off this delicious sample of honey on my desk today. I am excited.

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They claim the camera is "AI Enhanced" which means pixel phones aren't shipping with the stock camera, but a camera modified to utilize the tensor cores in the phone. Allegedly. It's not like they publish that code though so it could also be 100% marketing BS.


Though I get wanting to keep shit "compatible" with Google play or Apple store terms of service, but dude... You can see infinite cervixes on Twitter. C'mon.


I mean, I'm not trying to scare the biblical nancyboys who are "afraid of seeing boobies". But c'mon man, if I want to see some really raunchy porn or want to share some it should be on the user (or prissy bitch relay) and not the client to set filters they're comfortable with.


Man, it looks like plebstr isn't even open source. Nostr needs an open and completely uncensored client. But does one exist?


Yeah, I have a pixel 7 pro, but not running graphene yet because it's not paid down enough for AT&T to unlock it yet.


I see the Satanists working on Blue Wallet have a sense of humor. 🤣

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Oh man. I own an M1 MBP because I've been wanting the laptop market to shift to ARM/RISC, but I still don't see it happening even though it's been wildly successful. These things take time, and honestly probably not capitalism. Lmfao. Capitalism makes Dell, passion makes FrameWork.


nostr:npub1plstrz6dhu8q4fq0e4rjpxe2fxe5x87y2w6xpm70gh9qh5tt66kqkgkx8j love the client, the UI is pretty intuitive, but I've noticed long image URLs fail to render as images. Is that a known bug or setting issue?


I wrote my name on the inside of the windshield of my last car.


Is primal one of those creepy web frontends? "We promise we won't do anything untoward with your secret key. Swearsies. We can't even read it!" Mhm.


I'm pretty sure Ted Kaczynski was less toxic than a lot of involuntarily celibate men on the Internet, but I get it. I guess I'd be pissed off too if I had permanent blue balls. 😂🤣


Did you just murder the word "atrocious"? 😳


Every car I drive ends up with a dull yellowish coating on the windshield from weed vaping.


If my sixteen year old self had any idea I'd be vaping inexpensive and legal weed in my car during a basketball game at forty, he'd have lost his damn mind.


SWOLE LIKE A JELLY ROLL.


Ngl, the section about incels is poetry. 😂


The human tendency to form cults around virtually anything is wild.


Censorship is bullshit.


The lack of echo chamber is the only reason I'm here. Mastodon is a degenerate furry echo chamber, Twitter is a political wankfest, and Facebook is just social cancer.


It always has been. 😂


I did enjoy the dude going through and tossing out everyone's IP address publicly. That shit was pretty entertaining, reminded me of kids getting mad on Xbox live and talking shit like "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE". 😂


Having a private key signing everything you do and be traceable to you and your device(s) is pretty damning. You might as well go the extra mile and send a PGP signed email to your boss telling him to eat your ass with trailer gravy.


I was trying to egg him on to do me since I'm one of the few paranoid freaks running behind Tor. 😂


https://media4.giphy.com/media/pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6/giphy.gif

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I missed that whole thing, why exactly is it supposed to be so impressive? The summary I've gleaned is "What if Siri didn't suck".


I'm starting to think AI is exactly what we need. With AI we can give every human on the planet exactly what they need; a case worker. Best part is they'd be artificial, which is already better than human.


Gold lost to the money printer, I don't know why anyone else thinks the powers that be want the money printer to stop. It'll never stop. It's the great equalizer. It takes a lifetime of blue collar labor and turns it into generational wealth for ivy league dynasties that have the government in their back pocket.


Source: My wife is a provider for a cardiac unit at a large hospital. She's seen some shit.


"Not being fat" isn't a medical scam. Take it from me, a fellow fat guy. I haven't always been fat, and when I wasn't fat I was absolutely healthier.

But, fuck it. I love weed, beer, and food. So help me god I'm going to die enjoying the things I love the most.


Of course it's possible. It'll only happen because people in our government are lazy and asleep at the wheel.


I like to think that every Lockheed Martin job I do claws some of my taxes back.


No gods. No masters. No shepherd. Only sheep have use for a shepherd.


Man, I don't even use fire services, police services, I don't operate a fleet of vehicles either so I feel like those who do operate fleets should be paying for road maintenance, not me. I have kids, so I could see a need to pay someone to educate them, but I'd prefer the educator not try and brainwash my kid by forcing them to recite stupid shit like the pledge of allegiance.

Also, I don't use prison services, aren't private prisons supposed to help with that?


War is no longer about being strong or masculine or particularly good at anything. Now wars are won by whoever has the best toys and has the most warm bodies to throw at it. Just wait, in fifty years you'll see pink and blue camo dickgirls piloting drones that shove bunker busters up Iranian asses at a feverish rate.


Fuck em. Hope it all burns down.


I find it to be too much of my life. I'd prefer to work twenty hours a week if possible.


Ok ok ok, first and foremost I'm gonna get this out of the way; I'm gonna eat beef, pork, and chicken until the day I die because I don't want to hate what I eat. But this statement here is factually inaccurate.

Grass doesn't just up and fucking die and start decomposing without someone coming along and cutting it.


Nice, figured a way to proxy plebstr over Tor on Android. Works decently enough.


You should read the Nag Hammadi scriptures some time, it's fascinating stuff, seeing what early Christians believed before the council of Nicaea.


Those loons have been predicting "the end of the world" since 1910. Literally. I had the misfortune of being born into a family that was a part of the cult. In the 80's they thought the invention of barcodes were the sign of the devil. Biblical fundamentalism makes me sad. Having read the Bible a couple times, it's pretty easy to tell it shouldn't be taken literally.


Liberal arts degrees. 😂


I fully accept this will never happen for me. 😂

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You ever hear of the Jehovah's Witnesses?


redlegion

I am an average degenerate of above-average degeneracy.

My links: https://redlegion.org/about/


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He just seems like he's thinking "y u do dis".


I like contributing to the idiocy on nostr.


Well these corporations just love to feed data to government without a warrant, so the fear is entirely valid.


Today isn't the best day to be a Lions fan.


Shit, even if they're forced to they don't really care. Look at China. One of the most oppressive regimes to deal with dissent, and everyone just seems ambivalent.


Overrated, ngl.


The total lack of easy side loading means I'll never use Apple phones.


Another day, another dollar.


One thing about me is I can be rational about everything. There are no golden calves for me. No subject is too touchy or out of bounds. I'm not a fucking pussy.


"Tank Girl" but she has a bigger dick than the guy she just bombed. 🤣🤣🤣


Generic gifs are terrible.


Pretty sure devaluing labor is the biggest problem businesses face. The businesses that pay better than everyone else do better than everyone else, because everyone wants to work somewhere that they can afford extras and feel appreciated.


Come to Michigan where you can get grams for eight bucks and an ounce for $100.


😐

https://v.nostr.build/Qo4Z.mp4


You're gonna regret skipping leg day.

https://v.nostr.build/Qo4J.mp4


I need an infinite supply of junk food.


🤔

https://v.nostr.build/lOGA.webm


It's kinda bullshit how accurate this is.

https://v.nostr.build/vze4.mp4


I don't know if I want to stay up or go back to sleep.


teehee


Pretty sure this guy is voting for Biden.

https://v.nostr.build/ol5R.mp4


We've also been binging "Love it or list it". It's not the best television, but it's entertaining when you're high.


I've been high since yesterday, lmfao.


Ngl, I've been eating edibles like they're going out of style. That $3.50 a bag deal is really fuckin easy to swallow, literally.


I do like plebstr. I wish it were easier to pipe over Tor, but it's cool even if that's not super easy.


Man, this is pretty cool.


Dragon's Milk is good shit.


Gotta admit, nostr is always fun.


Lmfao


Wait, did Vince McMahon take a shit on a woman?


If one of these fuzzy fucking toilet covers has made it into your house, it means your house is 90% ovaries. These things are so annoying, you have to hold the lid open just to piss.

https://i.nostr.build/3L6Y.jpg


I'm thinking it's the relay list disparity, since I do still see some NSFW content on Amethyst.


Maybe it's a mismatch of relays... Fucked if I know.


They're both unchecked 😭


Alright, can somebody tell me why Amethyst is censoring posts?


Anyone know why Amethyst is censoring posts?


Hey nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z

I noticed that I see vaginas on Damus but not Amethyst. Where's the setting for filtering out reported stuff? I wanna turn that off in Amethyst.


Spelling correction works for shit on MacOS/IOS when you have a keyboard.


I think there might be a problem with Amethyst. Not gonna lie, I see a totally different timeline in Damus than I do Amethyst, and I'm specifically setting my Amethyst to display *everything*. Seems like Damus is displaying everything basically by default. What gives, I wonder?


Loooool, that’s a hell of a pairing. I haven’t been able to listen to Beck since I found out he’s a creepy scientologist. Feels like supporting a mafia don.


Man, using Damus on MacOS is an interesting experience. First thing to kill: Autocorrect and text substitution. Can’t even bang out a note with those enabled.


Holy shit, the weekend begins! DEBAUCHERY DOT COM.


This weed shop I'm in has fucking Tyler Hubbard playing over the speakers. Whoever picked this for background music hasn't read the room. 😂


Unfortunately in my line of business, this bullshit pays the bills consistently.


Borderline personality disorder. 💯


FREEDOM.


Probably something to do with autism and technical ability, to be honest. Not all intelligent people are autistic but I'm sure AF has scooped a good few up on accident.


If your faith is so weak that you can't commingle as your savior did, you aren't doing a good job of being "Christ-like".

https://i.nostr.build/8VnB.jpg


That's what she said.


I used to have a series of pictures of furries that were in the air force, taunted people with that shit every opportunity I got. 😂


This is called the "fuck up your life" tattoo. Because every woman you date who has a tattoo here is going to live up to the name. No matter how codependent you are, or how mentally ill you are, this bitch will outpace you every time.
https://i.nostr.build/y072.jpg


"It's sad that all you globetards trust NASA and think the pictures of this so called spherical Earth are legitimate."
https://i.nostr.build/Y4Yo.jpg


I've spent so much time in Ford plants that I can share this with confidence.

https://i.nostr.build/emX4.jpg


Don't forget a fursuit, they'll suspect you're former air force on top of everything.


People have always taken a shit on Detroit, but I'll be real with you: Detroit is fucking awesome.


Making this gesture every few minutes as I read "Industrial Society and It's Future" so the federal agents monitoring my webcam don't become suspicious.
https://i.nostr.build/lOMe.jpg


I just pick on Ohio because I have to work there more frequently than I'd like and it's where my wife is from. 😂

I always tell her she's simultaneously the best thing to come from Ohio and the only good thing to come from it.


God dammit, Ohio. 😂
https://v.nostr.build/8V0W.mp4


Bet money this guy is from Ohio.
https://v.nostr.build/y0G5.mp4


Waffle House: not even once. 😂😂😂
https://v.nostr.build/wA0x.mp4


This dude also hit me up on IRC on the Rizon network! That's a multi-pronged attack right there. 😂

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Can I just say that the Detroit Lions are fucking nuts this year? I've lived in Michigan for forty years and I know dick about football, but one thing has always been consistent: the Lions losing.

GO LIONS!


Oof.

https://i.nostr.build/qWrn.jpg


Sounds like she was ready to drop to the floor and suck your dick on the spot if they were. 😂


Too far north for bath salts, that's mostly a Florida thing. 😂


Fuuuuuck no fuck that fucking no way


Beetkorns y'all 💅🫰🫰

https://i.nostr.build/mjR7.jpg


Man, I'm too high again already.


I resemble this remark. 👀

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*Literally any minor inconvenience or irritating thing happens*
Me:
https://i.nostr.build/lO0M.jpg


Valentine's day is just around the corner, gents. #ProTip

https://i.nostr.build/z2Od.jpg


🤭

https://i.nostr.build/BKPP.jpg


It's not fucking Saturday yet.

https://i.nostr.build/a4kJ.jpg


Hilarious. 🤣


AI illustrates vaginas like a virgin.


Pussy-ception. Weird.


What's the end goal for the serious Bitcoin enthusiast? The dollar being backed by sats? Guaranteed spot price for sats? Widespread adoption? All of the above?


The worst thing you can do to an engineer is give him a model that doesn't match a drawing and tell him they're the same revision.


Bitvegan. 🤣


Awesome. Installed termux-services and started the Tor service to run in the background on my phone within Termux. Works perfectly. It's a better way to go than Orbot.


The only advantage I've had was being born into a cult. Jehovah's Witnesses. They think a lot about "the end times" and try to fill it with fluffy bunny stories about how the world will be a paradise after the rivers are done running red with blood. After I pulled my head out of my ass with their nonsense I was basically good to go. I'm pretty damned certain of two things; There is no skydaddy. If there is a skydaddy, he's a cunt who gives children bone cancer and isn't worth worshipping anyways.


I'm one of the rare living animals that has made peace with the ephemeral nature of existence. I don't take any day for granted, but I also fully understand that every day is on loan and tomorrow isn't guaranteed, and I'm happy despite.


https://image.nostr.build/20dd2ca25163b1b9bdb18f3e83c4dc98005021f0f4a1b69363248c072204d338.jpg
#meme #memes


This shit would never fly in the US. Too much copyright paranoia.

https://i.nostr.build/z69d.jpg


Ayyooooooo

https://i.nostr.build/oJAW.jpg


There are times when I can't believe I'm an engineer. There are also times when I feel like an imposter. Not having a degree compounds the impostor feeling.


I'm First-Gen, my mom is kindergarten teacher and dad is postal officer, but got BS degree from one public University in the USA with GPA 3.67 and working in the tech company in the USA.
What I want to say is, no matter where you coming from, you can do it if you have wisdom and connection to do it.


Craig Wright is not Satoshi.
Craig Wright is a fraud.
Craig Wright is a fucking pussy.

This note can never be deleted, Craig🖕🏽 nostr:note15m9rnk3t3qg2lfp00t65vh6fss6d07lxraps9mmu7g8upzawvv3s6uyvne


Perspective is more important than you'd think.

https://i.nostr.build/wPEv.jpg


Normalizing BPD would be the worst possible outcome for mental health and the success of our species.

https://i.nostr.build/2W39.webp


Dodd-Frank had really set out to prevent Wall Street from perjuring itself and ensuring that all assets held are legitimate and have some intrinsic value, but those restrictions were cut down pretty harshly around 2017 or so, and the criminal syndicate known as Wall Street (I know, redundant) really exploded after that. It'll come tumbling down again when people try to liquidate some amount of asset and are told it's just "value on paper".


Just remember: Running the Tor client without any clue about what you're doing can be dangerous. Read the manual. Read tutorials. Educate yourself.


If you use Tor on Android to obscure your communications, I have a recommendation.

Guardian Project provides a great piece of software called "Orbot" that handles quite a bit automatically for you, but nothing beats running Tor in Termux on Android. Way faster. The second you switch you'll appreciate the wild difference in speed.


Me rn

https://media.tenor.com/iHHWd2aauj8AAAAM/gorilla-monke.gif


vTubers 🤦♂

https://v.nostr.build/lX2n.mp4


Yikes.


Viral thoughts spread like wildfire naturally.


Probably from the same list as rule 34... 😆


The global economy has decided that it's much more "economical" to normalize insanity than treat or contain it.


Daaaaang

https://v.nostr.build/LJRQ.mp4


Keffals doesn't want this image on the Internet, so spread it everywhere.

https://i.nostr.build/oJrk.jpg


_*Warning:*_ I smoke a shitload of weed, so on occasion I will post things twice without realizing. 😂


OOF. 😆

https://v.nostr.build/XBo7.mp4


This bitch racist, yo.

https://v.nostr.build/3QJX.mp4


Man, I only have a quarter sleeve tattoo and the first two months of working a real job I wore a goddamn long sleeve shirt out of paranoia. Doing this is basically admitting you don't care about supporting yourself. Especially if you aren't a tattoo artist or a musician. 😂


Nostr > Mastodon

https://v.nostr.build/YoW7.mp4


`yt-dlp` is the best. HOARD DATA. ARCHIVE DATA. CONSUME DATA.


If they get mad, there's only one thing you need to say. The most important phrase in the English language.

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.


Classic.

https://v.nostr.build/VQdJ.mp4


I can't stop posting memes today until at least one person spits out their drink.


Freedom of speech is distributed.


So how long have you been digging tunnels in Brooklyn? 👀


Fuckin candy asses.

https://i.nostr.build/lXdG.jpg


>Baiting to be called fascist on a cryptoanarchist community

Bruh, you wanna be called a fascist just advocate for doing business entirely with a checking account.


Nom nom nom cronch cronch

https://v.nostr.build/jDd5.mp4


Is Bank of America still denying people access to their accounts?


They're programmers. You want good English go bug a liberal arts major.


Like a squatter giving you his house.


American market makers have the leper's touch.


The government can't back scarcity because it makes money on perceived scarcity, not actual scarcity.


You want a decent mind blow, check this channel out.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYO_jab_esuFRV4b17AJtAw


Math is the language of existence. The threads of the universe are all functions, equations, symbols, constants. There are no greater pursuits in life than understanding math.


The worst part about being with a borderline is that you start to believe that love bombing is normal, and once you normalize it you're set up to just end up with another borderline unless you talk it out with a therapist. I spent eight years with the borderline, but I never had any intention of marrying her and I'm super glad I stuck to that no matter how hard it got.

Fast forward to today and my current and I will be celebrating one year married and four years together. It's fucking mind blowing to be in a relationship that's give and take with mutual respect and love.


But borderline though, it's a whole ass other animal.

Be in an argument, she escalates, you try to calm her down, she escalates. You say you need to go for a drive to clear your head and suddenly her crazy ass is throwing herself in front of the door sobbing "WHY ARE YOU ABANDONING ME".

I'm not sure what's wilder, the fact that borderline is so common or that THEY ARE ALL LIKE THAT.


Oh man. You ever date a borderline?


Well, I've done all I can do. The ex is going to have a meltdown for sure. It is what it is. I'm cautiously optimistic that she'll seek help and fix her situation. My kid loves her mom and the unsanitary living situation comes between them.


Are you posting pieces of a dead guy's diary? 🤨


It's unnerving to think that every time I catch a cold, the remnant RNA of that virus from that infection will exist in pieces of my DNA until I die.

Sometimes there is such a thing as knowing too much. 😂


God damn.


Man. Today is not a great day. Have a hearing with friend of court because my child wants to live permanently with me. Showed pictures of her mom's hoarded house. I sent them to friend of court. Now it's all gonna play out in the hearing. I'm not a confrontational dude, and I could've just kept the pictures to myself, but I felt compelled to submit them because my ex is way too shady and I can't trust her.


Anxiety is a bitch.


Yes, but thankfully scientists are smarter than Hollywood executives. 😂

Come to think of it, Corky from Life Goes On can run circles around Hollywood executives.


Confrontation is not my forte.


Scarcity is what the government wants to conflate. They want to pretend fiat can be scarce by depriving people of it and keeping the perception going, when in the background the infinite money printer just continues to churn.

It's a scam. They would never adopt a currency that is finite.


Lmfao

https://i.nostr.build/VQPv.jpg


Incorporation is participation in cartels.


What a boring day today.


I'm incredibly curious as to whether Amethyst proxies only client to relay JSON or if it proxies all traffic through Tor.


I haven't done shit all day today.


Can we just talk for a minute about how the Detroit Lions have taken fifty years of failure and turned it around for a wild season? I know jack shit about sportsball, but it's impossible to live in Michigan without hearing people bitch about the Lions losing year after year.

They're kicking ass and it's incredible to see.


Yes, good clients will not load images until you knowingly direct them to. Proton is on the list of clients/services that adhere to this practice.


Oh man, people get real freaked out by stuff they don't understand.


Oh oh do me do me! I connect through Tor. Curious to see what you can get.


Currently there are a number of companies offering a service to embed zero pixel gifs in your outgoing emails, which make calls to specific servers with specific file locations that are stored in a database attached to the name of the recipient and details of the message. When the recipient opens the email with the embedded gif, it makes a request to earlier mentioned server, which exposes the user agent, location, and IP, of the person reading the message. It also tells the sender that the message was open, when it was opened, how many times, and from where.

The Internet is built on surveillance.


I love the idea of cryptography solving real world issues like the double spend problem. I advocate for applying intelligent solutions like that. But God damn, a lot of human problems are really social ones. Bitcoin could be adopted as a national currency tomorrow if it weren't for the backwards bullshit we've allowed to creep into our society.


You can't beat a game that's rigged, especially not when the dealer is in on it. We would have to stop playing to make a difference. Hard thing to do when you need food, shelter, transportation, and a job- all of which are tied deeply into the rigged game.


Poor dude was just trying to live his dreams. Smh.


I really need to fire up my own relay, god dammit.


Monitoring market signals from the inside; anyone else noticing automation slowing?


I do realize that if there is a God I can fully expect to go straight to hell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

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