Mordor


Finally it is isn't fucking Modor outside


Ill add 100k sats on this bounty.


Bet


Because 21 is half of 42, the answer to the universe.

And money is half of almost all txs.

But in reality it's this

32 Σ (2,100,000 * (50 / 2i))

I probably screwed that up since I tried to just pull it from my brain instead of looking it up


Healthcare isn't in the business of curing people.
There is a reason US and alot of healthcare systems are reactive and not proactive.


Look what I just walked by on a GNC door https://i.nostr.build/BRn0Y.jpg


Well by that logic....


That head swing to close the door.


I'm in love with this video now.

Edits incoming.


Just found this early gem when we used to just pay random invoices on global.

Slanging sats https://i.nostr.build/AaAkR.jpg


Okay so you trade more privacy for a lack of auditabilty.

Those who can use Bitcoin privately have zero use case for moenro.


If you’re worried about a ‘taxable event’ every time you spend bitcoin, you’re doing it wrong.


I know. Guess I should have included the /s


We knew you'd be back.


Only thing I'd say is reduce the buffering on the emojis, top and bottom. Use more of the space aka smaller box https://i.nostr.build/BRnlP.jpg


Panel for the zap options as well.


Goldilocks


cool zap stats on noStrudel https://i.nostr.build/vG67l.png


Well said.


Was under 10 yesterday for a bit


Doodle https://i.nostr.build/KG8ng.jpg


Organs seizing up.

BAD NEWS.


As a pharmacy tech. I already know of one guy who had a colitis get set off by it.

And the amount of it being prescribed is insane.

Osempic face, seized


NYC report finds #ShotSpotter failure rate of 87% - there is no reason a city should be using this tech. It expands surveillance and endangers people instead of offering any actual safety.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-20/nyc-shotspotter-tech-wastes-nypd-police-time-and-money-audit-finds?utm_source=website&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=copy


I'm full of it tho


OBS


And the slaves sir, what of them.

You asked about the temperature.

No I did not.


I wonder what maxcoin was worth then 🤔


Places we will be able to buy vouchers?


Ruthless


Easiest way to tell a bad driver?

They look right before they look left.

Flip it if you drive on the left.


Fair point.


Haha vegan water. That's a new one to me!


Said can't take credit for time preference. Pretty sure the idea had been associated with Austrian economics long before saif


Time preference has been around for a long time, it is discussed alot with Austrian economics.

I mean It can be a buzzword I suppose. But buzzwords imo always seem to try and create hype and explain away complicated things with simple one or two word saying.

Blockchain was the buzzword in 2017/18. Everyone who incorporated a 'blockchain' was suddenly hip and new.

If you ask me. I see similarities of how random companies would use Blockchain for anything in 2018, is how companies like Logitech are selling people AI mice.
Like wtf.

AI is the buzzword of 2023/2024.

Unpopular opinion. But we will check back in a few years and see.

Why does my mouse need AI.

Cause it sell products. Cause us dumb humans go 'oh AI, this thing I think I understand,but really don't, is gonna make this product so much better than it was previously'


Btw don't they still owe their customers money from that Gemini stuff?


Most underrated feature of nostr clients

The ability to login with someones npub and view nostr as they do.

nostr:nevent1qqspza0n0xdzcvq4r0u39axp9gjpg49du29gk9tt9pdhk3cdkrayvhspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygycp506v3sds9795djqm2a4u7rz2wfd0lsq7gwj2m4fvcdu7m3vqspsgqqqqqqs4rg59n


For a second there I didn't know where that leg came from


Wow.
Fuck you money means you can do whatever.

But you won't ever catch me sending sats to politicians.

Bitcoin and our current system mix like oil and water.


Bet
Bet
Bet
Bet
Bet


This is gold


Jkjk


Need a billing person?


Finally over. What a fiasco. They should do a case study on the lack of communication that occured during the last 3 days inside this electric company


My main concern is the hundreds of thousands of dollars of medication on my shelves.


Day 3 of this shit
https://i.nostr.build/O4Q4j.jpg


Thought of this same exact scene.

'we are selling to willing market participants at a current and FAIR MARKET rate'


Static*

'Emergency GM incoming'

GM


I miss my waterbed.
It schmacked.


https://i.nostr.build/nWVzM.png

UTXO set more than doubled in a year


Was there a boom?

Not sure if zap.stream has a mobile app


Well said


Black magic fuckery


Heard something similar from my mother, although it definitely wasn't 100k, American Express was offering nearly 4 percent for 1 year or something like that.

Interesting to say the least.


You need to know all the streets


The test to drive a black cab in London is insane.


Warning! 1990 Anti Piracy Advertisement #PastTimes

https://cdn.masto.host/swisssocial/media_attachments/files/112/641/188/130/482/151/original/888c4824bfd727b1.jpeg


absolutely!


my father a carpenter by trade, always thought of himself as a handy man little bit of everything, but he never touched electrical.

'that shit will kill you'


https://i.nostr.build/KGjml.png

lmao thanks brave


We take alot for granted without a doubt. Today was one of those reminders again.
My brother in law is a linemen so I was giving him shit all day, but those guys actually killed it and got almost everyone back up.

Yeah when you hesitate is when you make mistakes, and in that field mistakes are deadly.


yeah wind storm knocked out a bunch of power. our business has a 3 phase for the HVAC unit and was getting only 2 of 3 phases, but the region had alot of people  without power 24 hours post storm, so obvs the fact we had some power, our situation wasn't as dire as others.
we have the rest of the business on its own single phase so we had all our power except the HVAC unit

made for an interesting day.  glad i kept all those old fans!


Learned about 3 phase power today.


🌞 Life is beautiful and so are you. 🍻  #bitcoin #Nostr #plebchain

https://image.nostr.build/483e2abba04dd3ff6d3a8530419e4d6f178f78194f39d1a4d654286cb5a84de4.gif


Welcome.

Android ftw


It's all relative.
Worked inside with broken AC for 8 hours, approaching 90°

Get home no power still but 82° inside feels amazing.

https://i.nostr.build/WG0BV.gif


Another EV company that was only born because of the low cost of money

Another filed for bankruptcy


Yeah of course, no telling what a deranged man with a hammer/machete will do.

And like you said they may not even understand/buy my story so they could just attempt to chop me up anyways.

Plan for what you can, absolutely


Well I mean when I literally can't send anything they have two options.

 Take device
Or leave me alone.

Either way they get nothing, sure they may stab me. That fucking sucks.

But I think of it like this.

They can either harm me and get nothing- and have the law after them

Or they can get nothing and not have the law after them.

Maybe I'm dillisuonal
Probably am


Nostr: social Media general warns that constant exposure to nostr, can increase your distrust in our legacy systems of communication.


Well I hope you have time to travel to 3 states robbers.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Interesting. I have access to one of those relic


Yer


https://i.nostr.build/dwE7P.jpg

Wasn't someone building a GitHub on top of nostr?


Book is full of great quotes https://i.nostr.build/2RnO9.jpg


No power.
Guess it's time to do the only reading I do anymore.
Maybe I'll finish this one day.


Reminds me of Marlboro man.


Most days I complain about being stuck inside.

Today no complaints.


http://media1.tenor.com/m/YlFoYBOGGHQAAAAC/rain-its-gon-rain.gif
https://i.nostr.build/nWV0o.jpg


Like a person who gives to someone in need and doesn't post about it or make a video.


Yeah definitely slept weird/was wrestling with nephews all day yesterday.


Stiff ass neck.
Work is gonna be miserable.
Shill me remedies.


CoinJoin
Plebs, Feds https://image.nostr.build/20844805eafdc2c923bc7a11780fd7335139aae27e45e0be2d58a2dbe2242aac.jpg


ITEMS
Blossom Validator
NIP-96 compatible

https://blossom.nogood.studio/0355a94491d31face0777d3e841cb49db7da02c1e0ea72d5cf39092287865a47.jpg


Art*


Just love the visuals that come from this acct. Awesome set!


Just be you


It’s just simple as that 🫡

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https://m.primal.net/Imwc.jpg


People I’ve spent many years talking to about Bitcoin who still don’t own any.

You’ve been wrong for years
I’ve been right for years
I know why I know I’m right
I’ll continue being right
But I was wrong once like you
You can stop being wrong too


Or something like that.


Concrete zoomed in


Gnarly bug https://i.nostr.build/Z5qDD.jpg


Bitcoin and nostr sitting in a tree,

K
I
S
S
I
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G


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"Brute-force attacks against 256-bit keys will be infeasible until computers are built from something other than matter and occupy something other than space." —Bruce Schneier


Smokey the bears saying is now " only you can prevent wild fires' I coulda swore it was ' only you can prevent forest fires"

Am I losing it?


'There's a chance we are just in a completely fraudulent system'


Really fucking interesting


i always assumed it basically wiped clean each use.
so data from previous uses remains after each use?


why is a satscard limited to just 10 uses?


What you gaming on ben


I know enough, to know I don't know enough.


He ain't a young whipper snapper anymore.


Idk. Never got it. Volcano energy. It's fucking geothermal for Christ sakes.
They didn't discover a new energy source lmao.

Wonder how those volcano bonds are going 🤣


I tend to dwell on the fallout of a transition that happens too fast


'Digital monetary photosynthesis'

Has a decent ring to it.


Graci senor.


Someone yesterday just posted that a client integrated gifs. I'll see if I can't find it.


You don't have a list of freq used gifs and corresponding links?

Pshhh noob.

/s


I'd zap but my shit is all fucked up currently.
Will be up again soon,™


🎶🎶You know she was a dancer
She moved better on wine
While the rest of them dudes were getting their kicks
Boy, I beg your pardon, I was getting mine🎶🎶


Why did you revive mr peen.


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Tried to make an account to natively link a song in my note, offers free trial, then wants card info.

Would rather pay for each second I listen in sats.


If you weren't humble before you discovered Bitcoin, you won't be humble after you e discovered Bitcoin.


Interesting point. Red shift  right?


Anyone who tells you traveling to the past is impossible is lying.

Just look up.
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Everyone talked about DCA before saylor. What are you talking about.


I miss sleeping in

Give me just one day.


Wish I could have seen them live.


Swapping zaps 21<->21 is like buying each other a drink. You're none the richer, except in a shared kindness, which is, of course, better.


Prices increase by 3% YoY

That is progress?


This is why you buy the dip
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Is twitter req ID now?

Hahahaha anyone who stays is a larp


Fuck the war!
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Dippy dippy


Thanks to nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mf0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgunpw35jucm0d5hsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctv9uqjqamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wv45kuatwv3a8wctw0f5kwtnnwpskxef0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0qyd8wumn8ghj7ur4wfshv6tyvyhxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcqyr9ygqfjrx6zj999ftfnhyseanpar5p2khzxw7me3sd2zsr85gpujlmpv98  who is relentlessly hounding me to fix some stuff with Coracle's groups. I don't know what all is broken unless users tell me, so keep the feedback coming!


TFW you just got new ZEUS stickers but don’t have any more room on your laptop.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/lQNf6C6HDYQAAAAC/angry-kid.gif


Fair. As someone who had it shoved down his throat for 18 years,

I would agree to disagree.

I'm glad you find reassurance in your faith, almost envious.

To not worry and just say well it's God's will.


Next your gonna tell me Jesus was a white man
https://media1.tenor.com/m/rTyAcum1sJkAAAAC/blackink-crew-van.gif


it doesn't magtter.
Darth always speak the truth, no matter how hard is swallowed by others.


🎶my god is better than yours, and the walls of my house are so thick I hear nothing at all🎶


Stop lying to yourself.


I'd assume the client doesn't give amber the option when the client creates the event.

I assume this isn't an option https://i.nostr.build/Z5Bxx.jpg


Ah different client.


Should be a remember option when you select sign.


 nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
tidal offers free trial and then want CC, thats booty

let me give you like 1k sats to link shaboozeys banger in my note


🎶🎶yeah, i know you’ve been worrying ‘bout me | you’ve been losing sleep since ’93🎶🎶


#winning


⚡ 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭!

I want to send $1 of #bitcoin to all 196 countries on the planet. I need YOUR help!

Reply on this thread with:
1. The country you are from
2. An invoice, or LN address

Please first read the rules below! ⬇🚨

https://m.primal.net/IcbH.jpg

For full transparency, all results will be updated in this spreadsheet. ⬇

But ... why?

I believe this is never done yet, and the world should know that bitcoin does really work:
➖ as a global neutral currency.
➖ as a global payment system.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dB9JthjM7u2Mj6f6wNAgnYK0fboR8bB_cJuN1cvL45o/edit?usp=sharing

🆘 Please tag people from the smaller and less-known countries below, so we can find all 196 of them!

I'm aware that I can never be 100% sure that people are honest, but I trust bitcoiners to not cheat for $1.

I may check profiles, activity and mutual followers!

Optionally, I want to receive money as well. But to not be perceived as a scam, this is not my main goal, but rather an extension of the experiment.

Send $1 to 4rnold@blink.sv, with your country in the payment description if you want! I'll track this in the spreadsheet too.

Let's do this together!

Reply on this thread with:
1⃣ The country you're from, preferably with some proof.
2⃣ An invoice (with expiration of 24h, or LN address), preferably from a self-hosted wallet.

First come (by country), first serve!

Please note this also runs on Twitter, so check if cour country has been paid/confirmed already.

🚀⚡𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐆𝐎! 💥🌍
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽


'ill take 2 please'


Our diverse opinions and arguments show that no one should dictate what's best for everyone.


Favorite part of nostr is trying different clients and integrations of nostr.

Humble.horse is a fun switch up,
seeing more and more clients every week.


Bought one to support my homie nostr:npub1lqpuy5pgpce04rw48sdvp5khfm60j3d5vv8ufugdp97jt59rlhasry9h3r and his awesome company Proof of Ink.

But you can get one for free potentially, just leave a comment.
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based

https://image.nostr.build/f87af98025f8cf73dc9bd51c41f121cb473e984fabe704430af8d13bac62dfe2.png


Always inevitable. That's why you run tor


Alwayshasbeen.gif


Which is why clients say 'hey this has been reported' click to see anyways.

Where as most censorship, in traditional sense is. YOU CANT VIEW THIS CAUSE I SAID SO.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eFiK4z8Q2hEAAAAd/still-same.gif


It's dumb to say there is a time and place to be silly???

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Weren't we all.
Oblivious to what we didn't know


Should probably check fuses right?


Think the display finally died https://i.nostr.build/vGL57.jpg


Time and place


Gimp ftw
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A couple of logos I worked on which mostly develop organically during my illustrations process https://blossom.nogood.studio/13cc3b39565088f6145cde3ec178c01fa3882b9a9a39579331ad83a64fbf8fa1.jpg


Smash buying alot lately eh?


Doctos hate this simple trick!


What the fuck


Yo!


Remember when you were 19 and thought you knew everything?


The Times 07/Jun/2024 CSW is a liar and a fraud

https://m.primal.net/IcAj.png


Everybody lies.


846846 https://i.nostr.build/6GmLz.jpg


nostr:npub1jcympy69pht7ptan39se4nd09e4q66qhey649uu3rczm2zh88c7s0n2890

Sad to hear I can double up on quick laundry and dishwasher cycles
https://i.nostr.build/Z5l4M.jpg


To the gamestop people.

What are you gonna do when they just change the rules again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ

'I cant wait to ship my pants dad'


Best commercial ever made.

KMart I believe.


Pew 🤣🤣🤣


Best me to it


Someone give her a taste of her medicine


What the actual fuck. What's up with 'journalist' doxing people


The original 'trust me bro'
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Clicked amythest.

Instantly don't know what going on.
Everyone is fiatjaf today!?!!


'T̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶ B̶i̶t̶c̶o̶i̶n̶ n̶e̶t̶w̶o̶r̶k̶, a runes mint is just meaningless piece of data

Ftfy
https://i.nostr.build/mlQAG.jpg


Joinstr electrum plugin demo created by  nostr:npub1xw0g0f9dtve2075gc6jk5ed9808ma2zet2rttkrjqx3ekpqgc2wqrfy3xc with 2 instances (peers)

- Create pool
- Join pool
- Register input

It can't get easier than this to coinjoin 🦃

https://m.primal.net/IakF.mp4


Gonna need more than 5M USD


What's the nsec of the wall account or is it nuked


Was just making a penis joke.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


America is so full of itself it's absurd. https://thehill.com/homenews/4703398-icc-santions-vote/ https://i.nostr.build/dw0L4.jpg


Trying to look up numbers. The ginger as common as intersex caught my attention.

The real question that needs answered

How small does a penis have to be before it counts as intersex.

https://i.nostr.build/RmYxA.jpg


Short burn after reading style communication.

Maybe only let note live for x hours/mins


Every 144 Bitcoin blocks the Nostr pubkey that is closer to the block hash becomes the Nostr CEO.

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Why I refuse to play their game.


Everyone is brave behind a keyboard


Hilarious to see the younger generation discover old music via new shit beats/samples.

Apparently Steve Miller band is trending due to Eminem using a sample from abracadabra


The online people are such a small subset of bitcoiners.


A different perspective can do wonders


Absolutely


It's decentralized. Numbers don't mean anything.

And that's a good thing imo.


Go home Bitcoin you're drunk  https://i.nostr.build/xEjEl.jpg


Christies auction house hacked


rinse
repeat


them sats better be flowin


🎵 🎵
Hey ive been mixing liquors tryin to get you gone
ah, but i must be doin something wrong
cause ive been working hard to fade your memory
baby but the ony thing faded is me
🎵 🎵


Masters of None


bitcoin loves 69


Whoever shared to just ignore and remember ignore draft permissions of amythest in amber.

Thank you.


Can't open store without workers


I hate having to pick up my coworkers. They are never ready when I am here waiting for them


Relay list to store private content from this author


Test


If you're elite and you know it, zap yourself.


make sure you are utilizing something like nos2x or amber so you dont insert nsec directly into clients


Seeing people fall for the same shit they did 4 years ago.


Amy + Amber is a really smooth


In this world of abundance, it's hard for some to understand the importance verifiable scarcity.


What a tool. Classic Cruz


Right fucking dope


Except for the HBs,
Honey Badgers 🍯 🦡
Don’t give a Fuck nostr:note12v342pvssh702v5nwrcnkklszp4fkkxpgnas4mu83my8g5apkmjqjlwrnd


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Something that would make this better would be an option to

Don't ask again for decrypt for 30 days

https://i.nostr.build/wGQyq.png


Zap.store is faster then the Play Store.. just saying..
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So much faster


Seen


No developers are not the biggest threat to bitcoin.

They simply write code you never have to run if you don't want to.

One of the biggest ACTUAL threats to bitcoin right now is miner pool centralization and hardware centralization.

Bitmain still controls >50% of pool HP and >90% of ASIC hardware.


Dead relays


It’s cringe watching so many people online simp for politicians and billionares whenever they say something positive about bitcoin. A bunch of delusional sheep.


👀 Payjoin over Nostr
https://github.com/Fonta1n3/Unify


bitcoin mining world is kinda wild lately,
bitmain fuckery, centralization of coinbase rewards/block templates


Be proud that you know miracle whip is ass compared to mayo


If I don't sit I don't tip

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


I simply pointed out that it's not just actors.

That is all.


It is called walk of fame. Not walk of actors.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/00m6tDSXeo4AAAAC/steve-harvey-im-just-saying.gif


Nor were they apparently able to discern whose it was. Even though they probably have more cameras in that place then I have satoshis.


Never forgot the FBI found cocaine at the White House and they don't know whose it is.


They make great shirts. High quality.


'sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine'


this was a cool one to watch, also highlights that random isnt always random.

crazy lucky the service dude used to create password had faulty random number generation.


You gotta operate the easy way
"I made a G today," but you made it in a sleazy way
Selling crack to the kids
"I gotta get paid!", well hey, but that's the way it is


Approaching camera


https://i.nostr.build/WG783.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/m/53mO4htkMIYAAAAd/i-dont-believe-you-lies.gif


It's all so volatile https://i.nostr.build/aQeGJ.jpg


Nooooooooo


nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg
Just some feedback regarding on chain receiving UX

 https://i.nostr.build/POnPn.jpg
It's a tad hard to discern where your Bitcoin addy ends with in the copy pasta, if someone would need to copy paste as I am in this instance I think it would be helpful if the in app screen with the QR showed a few of the ending characters of the addy so it's easier to identify.

 https://i.nostr.build/Q70Wa.jpg


yes


Pretty sure you can just locally generate keypairs whenever. People were hashing out trying to get ones with words or anything. I just remember realizing a 5 letter target was like ETA of decades.

But you can't definitely generate your own keypair locally, and I'm pretty sure offline


glad i wrote down my random keypair i first generated and luckily didnt go put my pk in a bunch of clients and utilized nos2x asap

https://m.primal.net/IRyL.png


supporting bitcoin businesses!


TWITTER WILL SHOW YOU ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER

NOSTR WILL SHOW YOU ALL THE GREAT THINGS THAT YOU DO HAVE CONTROL OVER


when i bought my split ergo keyboard i messed around with diff layouts.

is dvorak the coding focused one?


yeah but when you see "777 88 2222 44  888 66 3  222" i would think if you are aware of T9 youd instantly jump to that.
idk tho just a thought


okay this man is a psycho


Dec '21

Branle.
Few.


Yeah I've always tried the bill and change analogy when explaining utxos etc.

It seems to work relatively well. It's something they can relate too


Oh wow I feel dumb. Was just about to look to tx.


Without looking at tx. I'd assume bunch of small utxos leading to a large fee


Fees?!?

Bunch of small utxos?


I will always prefer to walk into a business.
Couldn't agree more.


Fair point.

 Park your truck is all I'm saying

They will throw on hazards instead of moving up 5 feet and parking.


I thought about using T9 typing as a password figuring the youth would never understand


They act like they own the road more than a Benz driver.


I swear I'm gonna start burning these mothafuckin Amazon trucks


Never thought that would be the indicator eh Derek?


Removed by uploader.


I memba


he killed me with the  "Hmm"
https://v.nostr.build/gZWnG.mp4


giddy up
https://media1.tenor.com/m/121RkGxcIOQAAAAC/horse-smile.gif
Published with humble.horse 🐎🐎🐎


are they just trying a cheat code

 https://m.primal.net/IQlC.png


updating zapstore from within zapstore.

this is the way

nostr:note1h2j90kmaktctxdhqnfgkcv2nc57vgxzrr6r2cumzamtp393dchvqm34ljk


random isnt always random


✨ zap.store 0.1.2 is out!

Discover apps and latest releases, faster WoT check and more

https://video.nostr.build/be3347e0463e90863521570ee4fdfc7a121aa6c0b282d44b651a33a5083d186a.mp4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5IySpAkThg

i know this is a different password, but passwords do cause problems


GrapheneOS is good if you've got to carry one. The point is never to forget that if you're carrying a phone, you're still being tracked, even if you're limiting the damage from app-based threats. It is baked into the design oftheinfrastructure: if you can see the network, the network can see you. And it takes notes.


Do it.
You won't do it


Congrats.
 I think GME is bullshit.
 How do we make a bet out of this, I like to put money where my mouth is.
. Do you have a price target?


Pharmaceuticals


The zombie apocalypse is already happening.

Our over medicated citizens are zombiessss


We are in that part of t he cycle.

Jesus this shit never ends

Gamestop
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Pretty sure this was from my self hosted instance. You are most likely correct regarding the memory


I think I accidently checked something.


Thanks for saying something.
Idk what's going on with my instance of mempool.space.


Wowsers
 https://i.nostr.build/dwPA3.jpg


Anyone using mutiny,

 know why this would happen all a sudden. Went in to approve a zap and was hit with this.
 https://i.nostr.build/oMVll.jpg

Did I fuck something up?


 no one person knows what's BEST for Bitcoin, that's why there are numerous people who take this on.
Fuck saylor for thinking he is some arbiter of who should be funded'. According to him he want to fund people furthering inscriptions considering his DiD system utilizes it.

OPEN YOUR EYES.

COVER YOUR EARS.

STOP LISTENING TO THE SIRENS SONG.


Can't live in it either.


Good point


Fuck saylor and what he's done for Bitcoin. Just cause the man bought a shit ton of corn and repeats the same lines mk over and over doesn't mean shit.

Hes wrong.


i thought memes were FOSS


New release of Nostr Console 0.3.6-beta, which can be found here: https://github.com/vishalxl/nostr_console/releases/tag/v0.3.6-beta . It now supports nsec and npub keys from command line. Use --help for command line help, or check out github page for more info. (posted using nostr console on windows powershell using the exe)


cool!
i thought this wasnt maintained anymore


Gonna tell my kids this was a Bitcoin miner.

(and it's true https://i.nostr.build/Q7MwZ.jpg )
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The great thing about Bitcoin self-custody is that I don’t need Trump (or any politician) to support my right to do it.


They are gonna start whispering sweet nothings in your ear to get your vote


Wtf spiderpool

https://mempool.space/block/0000000000000000000204015a66da5be1642474887b5ebe4d58cf915c51e2c3


🎶🎶
It's funny how it's the little things in life
That mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive
Or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign
On a peace of mind
This I've come to know
🎶🎶


OTOH he is a politician. And their historys especially his speaks for itself.


Anyone else remember staying in the car to finish listening to the song on the radio.


Isn't infinite the demo jawn


Or just 'The Juice'


Home run derby?


Wait wrong picture
Uber fail
 https://i.nostr.build/XVMz0.jpg


What would we call it?


I won life the other day https://i.nostr.build/lLn6v.jpg


MLB should just let everyone do steroids.

I want to see home runs.


Blind confirmed


Can't pay in sats or am I blind


Seize the day


#zapathon on Friday

Those were the days


npubs that are just active during zapathon are cringe


Went to one. More than enough. Never again. Shoulda stacked sats instead.


Couldn't agree more. But the point still stands.


Here for it.

Slay your heros.


Few


What’s the best thing you purchased using Lightning this month?


Donation


Android ftw


Well said.


If their shit don’t stink, then you’ve probably been breathing it in for too long.


Gonna make this 09 Altima last as long as I can.

Between inflation and the cost of money when it comes to auto loans,

Americans are driving older and older vehicles, the average age of a vehicle on he road is like 13 years now


Right. I'm stick with my plugged in Bluetooth receiver thing


Lately it's all this crap. https://i.nostr.build/zdgl3.jpg


Yes


Like nostr version of top friends lmao.


Bingo.

Feel bad for his ex wife and kid.

Shame.


What was the name of the reputation shitcoin he famously tweeted out about to claim?

What a douchebag.
Glad I never spent days listening his pod.


https://m.primal.net/IKwI.mov

cmon son


strike integration i believe


nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg is one of the most important open source projects built on top of the bitcoin network and it has been awe inspiring to watch what the project has been able to achieve in less than seven years.

https://www.tftc.io/btcpay-server-documentary/


I really need a "I will make you obsolete' shirt.

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nostr is fun

https://m.primal.net/IKua.jpg


😂🤣 https://v.nostr.build/xEKLe.mp4


Shutupandtakemymoneyfry.gif


That's unfortunate. Damn


You know what won't ever shotgun KYC?

My opendime


What the hell is that wallet


Cashu protocol


Pills are definitely not the answer.

As someone who works in the office pharmacy.

We are an over medicated society


Nice ass


Yeahhhh
Terrible with names.


Is that the actor dude


Congrats!


Savid


Hahahah she thought she could predict Bitcoin prices with moon phases .

She got what she deserved.


Tldr

He wrote a script.

nostr:nevent1qqs26rt96st5qmakfd0czllh083p8ll5my2zqumd8zajwkm2a0fnrjgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqgsqf9ecfdtmg0qs0fmcsuzx9yqm768qapvrkvhzs9jkx4puqktcffqrqsqqqqqp7dq5d6


No way is something called a skeet 🤣


Back when I played basketball there used to be a violation called traveling.


And the children go to school,
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university,
Where they are put in boxes
And they come out all the same.🎶


Is it worth giving it another go.

necro from pre season 1


I have released a unique privacy tool and code library that broadcasts Bitcoin transactions **directly** into the P2P network.

1. No external dependencies whatsoever.
2. No centralized backends.
3. Uses Tor if found running on the same system. Having the Tor Browser open in the background is enough.

Find the CLI here:
https://crates.io/crates/pushtx-cli

And the Rust crate here:
https://crates.io/crates/pushtx https://image.nostr.build/3a1acd8fd21b5e649b14e340f136c0dd5611a3bf1d23b3cd2201fbf666f27fc1.gif


House of pain-white buffalo


You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the hell up outta here🎶


It's been awhile🎶
https://i.nostr.build/mlgmj.jpg


Remind me nostr.


ELI5 knowledge graph

Is it like how they relate info to one another like their grouping, for lack of a better word, of their info


Ya don't say? https://i.nostr.build/POld0.jpg


I guess that's their secret huh?


How is Microsoft search engine, and all others for that matter, so bad when compared to Google. Is it just Google has so much info on me they know what I want?


Graci


I won the day
 https://i.nostr.build/3Px8k.jpg


Fack!


Wtf


Moo boi you ain't even close to the 'moon'

https://media1.tenor.com/m/S8YxHUUbWx8AAAAC/lonely-newyear.gif


You know that shady guy who used to try and get you to buy those bootleg DVDs?

These are bootleg Bitcoin.

They may seem similar, even look similar. But the quality is terrible in comparison.


Why we back at 70? https://i.nostr.build/Z506P.jpg


I'm dumb ignore this


You mean besides being structural superior?

Iirc


Guess who they're talking about?

 https://image.nostr.build/92a1f590d716324332569f511305d87c66bdefd4d41cd35d200c7443585a966f.jpg


I agree. Considering I'm using people's codebases. I'd want everything separate. I don't want all my eggs in a basket.


Was more so poking fun at the above comment. That there is too much to do to get nostr going.

First time users you don't need to run your own relay, you can but totally not necessary for a beginner.


I stand corrected.


Amber is aiiiight


Hey why isn't everything just outsourced to a centralized 3rd party

Come-on brah.


Bitcoin payment down https://i.nostr.build/wGK6A.jpg


I mean it did crash on landing. Not like it was shot out of the sky.


Well but of course this was inevitable https://i.nostr.build/yqMW5.jpg


🎵They say what goes up must come down
But I ain't reached my cruising altitude🎵


Fixed old phone. Upgrading my graphene device. The web install makes everything a fucking breeze these days.


Buying GME to protest Wall Street is like playing slots to protest the casino.

Buy #Bitcoin instead.


what?!?! sats for doobie?


Nostur console still maintained?


Astral was the best web client for a bit


Maybe I'm not trying to show my junk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Thank God the head of the Internet is still around....

Oh wait.

nostr:nevent1qqsrsnru3dxlaflruq8pkvuwlvgzxwjlzh0g97glsdpchhcanndna4gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqch7qfqkx5lf4sqecg0enwpg3afar5575tvxqef6va5s6arade8vqvzqqqqqqydg93ch


Three of a kind. #bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/3PxxX.jpg


Bingo


https://void.cat/d/AV5pidDm6zejSA6LWnChod.webp

lmao

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-69018575


what a beaut


Nostur had an android app early days, or so I thought it did. Is it just iOS?


As will sats flow.


Zapcellent


That zap go through?


Close enough.


Too high


Will have to check out. Graci senor


Yeah I noticed primal has a tab that shows Jack's feed, Gigi's etc. I should be able to plug in a npub and save it for use later.


Well any notes that I don't have on my relays would just not load.

Happens to me all the time considering I haven't updated my relays in like 2 years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Closest to guess what my 'driving while no t wearing seatbelt" fine total was, get 1k sats


Why every client doesn't let you view someone else's feed, based on npub, is beyond me.


Just checking in, the only cool thing about primal is it shows when your keys were generated.


HARD PROTOCOLS

over

SOFT APPS


You are welcome everyone https://i.nostr.build/Lekr2.jpg


Mom look,
I'm the 1%


If you can't audit code, if you can't create hardware. You are trusting someone to some extent.

Imo the big thing is I get to decide who I trust.

I'm not forced to use a banking system that's secretive by nature.
Opt in

nostr:nevent1qqsznxgu6uzv6lzfn5zjhzafg9pygxrdrjyp98w9kefkcrl4t2e3dpgpzemhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcq3qak5kewf6anwkrt0qc8ua907ljkn7wm83e2ycyrpcumjvaf2upszsxpqqqqqqzssygmp


As does being known. I just wanted to get to that point.
The trade offs. So it comes down to what the individual wants.

No single playbook, if you will, will apply to everyone.


Interesting available on the tube?


And I still have all my sats 😁


Imagine thinking Wall Street is here because of altruism. Buddy, they’re here to fucking stomp on your throats.


Same price?  Next they will tell you, it's the same surface area or some shit like that


Picoctf.com

Check it out if you like puzzle solving.


So you're saying it's more beneficial to devs to be known rather than anon. Seems like the majority of your reasoning is compensation based


Debt free except the crib.

Let's fucking go
 https://i.nostr.build/WGzgv.gif


Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Anon is a good start


They outsource that to other people.


for years I've been mistreated and ridiculed by some on the basis of "you don't use your _real name_"

now "they fight you" stage is in and these same people are posting "hOw dO we protect DEVS in FOSS?!"

pathetic


Does work. Heard Damus doesn't like invoices out in the wild.


Yeah I know Derek you're right. I struggle with the notion of getting someone introduced to all these freedom techs only to tell them yeah you should just KYC so you can use it.

I did see your point regarding putting bogus info in so that's a workaround.


I miss paying random invoices in global.


Fair enough,
NWC + Mutiny ftw


Here's another secret,
Don't use primal wallet.


Context for a fiat miner?


Yikes. That's like trying to walk for the first time and tripping into the grand canyon..


Potato Famine? 🥔


Meanwhile someone illegally transmitted money through the wormhole sooooo. But boobs, yeah boobs are the problem.


We so trashy.


Did you see clip of dude in Dublin showing the towers burning.

I straight up spit out my drink.


Does winning 1M sats on a 10$ fold card purchase count as winning a raffle?


Not to mention the price of coffee


I have pictures of a document I can no longer locate. Picture is at weird angles and text is blurry. Is there any tools out there to assist on recreating the document.


Gotcha


Are they coping?

And do I read Ops as Original Posters. Or is this in regards to something else.


Give em pennies


I thought it was nifty how some client allow you to see one of your follows feeds.  Let me choose my Algo, kinda.


Hoping it paid off I kept all these old phone.

Using screws from one to secure something in another. https://i.nostr.build/En6vn.jpg


Is the ice cream place still open up there?


Graci senor


Stand for something.
Like youre a damn acronym


Can you point me to documentation. As someone who would root and jailbreak phones I'm insanely curious at the moment.


Does iOS allow side loading without jailbreaking?


this gif brings back some memories


I think, personally, idgaf who sent the sats. That's just me to.

And I prefer for people to not know that I zapped em


Nope, zaps can, were and are easily faked


Until I until myself......


nostr:npub1xs8y4muxe4fyp2h4l32slgl59y0x5qegrfrfkmhnfurq762yqvls7eqxhl

Pretty sure this was their npub. They haven't been active in awhile.


It's not for them to get 😁


I think you can compile it for yourself


Kewl


📣 Introducing zap.store 0.1.0

For months I have been dreaming of a better app store, frustrated by big tech's permissioned bs, GPG's complexities, and Obtainium's reliance on centralized services and poor UX.

Here's the first (very alpha) iteration of zap.store, a permissionless app store leveraging the nostr social graph.

✔ Android only (for now! Desktop coming soon)
✔ Obtainium drop-in replacement (smaller catalog but growing)
✔ App releases are signed/curated by this account, as developers start self-signing
✔ Web of trust check before installing an app

Get it at https://zap.store or https://github.com/zapstore/zapstore

(SHA-256 hash of the APK version 0.1.0 is 8540bd492064c17d83bcdc6d2a463c2aea46f13c2b0d13b8a96023df95bd0c9d)

Feedback more than welcome, it's also possible to send directly from the ⚙ screen in the app

s/o to nostr legends nostr:npub149p5act9a5qm9p47elp8w8h3wpwn2d7s2xecw2ygnrxqp4wgsklq9g722q and nostr:npub1zafcms4xya5ap9zr7xxr0jlrtrattwlesytn2s42030lzu0dwlzqpd26k5 for their invaluable help


Fun fact https://image.nostr.build/5c47672d410d996b3451b9ed144ae3f419b0de870e5bce1d2bda832aecfc3239.jpg


Decent write up regarding PBMs and how spread pricing increases your copays.

If you have local independent pharmacies closing around you, it's most likely due to this.

States like Ohio have banned this and has had a positive impact on pharmacies and patients

This is the situation across my state.

https://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/editorials/2024/05/09/pharmacy-benefit-manager-reform-insurance-reimbursements-express-scripts/stories/202405090037


🚫⌨📶 Remove keyboard network permissions in general. Getting GIFs from the internet via the keyboard is a tradeoff worth sacrificing imo. Keyboard apps shouldn't be allowed to connect to anything. Otherwise you can bet everything you type is being gathered in one form or another
nostr:nevent1qqs97ty0xqxw87wdmldv329gfclclmruv7ezdhknj226wfw62d9aakqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qygpu2kggpaj8qa9x8r5ucm2vfpaqd0atsyzq924e5eu5ldy6q5c48cpsgqqqqqqs5x38yj


wow recording is gone now?

nostr:note178mrt09gw8qzfznzhawfpncsm2xl6ts7dw0us94r5gsd8q408hmqt80v9x


I impromptu interviewed a social engineering hacker. https://m.soundcloud.com/junsethsworld/interview-with-a-social-engineering


pokerouge.net

thank me later.

free game
no signup

servers currently down so stay tuned


Use your motherfuckin turn signals


AZG and AZB


Everytime I use a mobile device to recover a wallet.
I get paranoid of the keyboards auto complete suggestions.

Be careful plebs.


AZB

Always zapping Boys


Tag the profil of your favorite wallet, so we can convince their team to implement #NWC 💌🔥


Fees not terrible


Naw but they give me a proof of shred


'blessed are those who plant trees in whose shade they will never sit'


Why do people always need to fall straight onto their faces first before they realize the dangers?

https://m.primal.net/IDwA.png


Downloaded enuts over the weekend. Excited to play https://i.nostr.build/6Grg2.jpg around


Meta af.

Zapping from my Cashu wallet via NWC. Where were going, we won't need any super apps anon.
 https://video.nostr.build/a3d6dcbb6beec81d9a0a073bacadfd19e7ad1dd43371b5df77258dbdebef22e7.mp4


Give me apkkkkk


When they ask me how many sats they should have per UTXO. https://video.nostr.build/782f0879567c018d128ad1d83dc347ce4a8f5fb0f89fe45a3b4f131efa16f0c3.mov


Do you see a red can of coke? , 🤔 what if I told you that there is absolutely no red in this picture and it was just you brain adding information that doesn't exist, don't believe me? zoom in 😳 https://image.nostr.build/6af9caf944c2da7261a9b004b49e6ab61587bec628b13e795f5bb9d81f133ba9.jpg


12 words. So sophisticated


GM ⚡ https://nogood.studio/nostr/NG_SE_Spread.jpg


if you build a #nostr thing, LET ME LOGIN WITH AN NPUB - view-only is all I need sometimes


They haven't left yet


How to ruin any good karma you may have had with fans of the game

nostr:nevent1qqs0n8a2260ql9l4ah2ja2zjphcxa8w9aumxs0stm0hepsvdw4jsegcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpqt3frpkjq24gqd5j3vqsu0mq4j2t740h9z5syl0990jwp4ujv6eqvzqqqqqqynvyvq4


Have you used zapper.fun lately? It’s a great way to support nostr with any amount of sats. No middle guy - straight to the source.


Someone just mined a whole #Bitcoin  block by himself, claiming $220,000 in reward 🤯 https://image.nostr.build/fa26b7991b2e372a7521a0bb620ddc9fdc0d5b2f530fa7ec330d3d1f0572db53.jpg


Are you a developer who wants to add privacy to your bitcoin app?

Here you go:
https://payjoindevkit.org/introduction/


Manor lords is fun.


Like what. Have used a handful of times and found it quite easy to use with OBS


First line here is important and very true https://i.nostr.build/GevkV.jpg


90% of that was probably custodial solution like wos etc. Wasn't there a noticeable drop after they shut off US


Another criminal using laundered USD.
https://m.primal.net/ICva.jpg


More like chemical mix


so do you feel like learning rust or no.

seems like that should solve your dilemma


Every app with a PIN login should have a scrambled number pad. No excuse not to have this. Well done nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5


'You don't nothin bout that'


Why does the sulfur from matches smell so good

https://media1.tenor.com/m/EwokUcm0lvAAAAAd/dwayne-johnson-the-rock.gif


Stock buybacks used to be illegal.

Have a good day


Why is the money broken? https://v.nostr.build/q6oRg.mp4


but it does kinda suck to be honest, i have had issue getting it to fetch the answers for questions.


truthfully i interact with people whose first language isnt english semi often so i plan to use it as a translator.


Psbts ftw


https://m.primal.net/ICaa.png

niceeeeee


yeah and it swears it doesnt track location but there are some people suspicious of that as well.

yeah and mid tier is being nice, battery life sucks supposedly with this.

thanks for sharing!


This thing so damn orange. It's wild. https://i.nostr.build/oM675.jpg


Inevitable


Microsoft tried DiDs nothing came from it iirc.
Anyone remember that?


Touche, internet.


I think I am wrong tho. https://i.nostr.build/9zkyA.jpg

According to the Internet.


Well your not technically in Paris if you never leave the airport.


Zoom out.


Remember Humbolt https://i.nostr.build/gZY7Q.jpg


External numbering schema that people are wasting their sats on.

State level, naw

Dumb level, high as fuck


https://media1.tenor.com/m/tU3Qhdw_eC0AAAAd/funk-flex-now-listen.gif

Yikes


hurry we are losing in the polls what should we do?

lets just finally reclassify pot, that will get us voters....

am i wrong to think timing is to coincidental?


Blackrock can make whatever they want. My node will not accept.
Period.


PLEB + PEASANT = #PLEASANT

🥹🥹🥹🫡


We aren't gonna get that 58k we deserve


Muun is sudo LN yes blah I still use it occasionally and it drives me up the wall that I can't set sat as default for this https://i.nostr.build/7GLmn.j


Of course I sold something for sats yesterday.


Changing profile pictures makes people confused.

What about an image server that updates your profile picture one pixel at a time over like 6 months so no one really notices it?


That's a cool idea.


Battlestate games. Finish your fucking game before you keep milking me ya fucks.


https://m.primal.net/IBZp.png
automated software didn't think 7k/vbyte was high enough fee?
i mean theres no way this was a manual RBF rightt?


....probably not. But if someone has some questions I can help, I guess. It was just the cheapest version of this type of product and I wanted to play with it.


mines due weds


Everyone ditching nostr. I just finally ditched twitter lmao


Ill trade pieces of cardboard for sats anyday


Bolt 12. One day.


https://media1.tenor.com/m/B1KlQs7e3R4AAAAd/see-you-again-paul-walker.gif
🖖


but why


our brains are funny, i read it as 'go after' so no worries


Anytime!


Also I can always pull my APK from my phone and upload it somewhere for others. So as long as one person has the app I'm pretty sure it can be pulled off phone repackaged as a downloadable APK so I could share it with whoever.

Not super positive how easy/hard it is. But pretty sure it's doable.


Well that's an attack vector for sure,  GitHub is currently owned by Microsoft. But iirc there is a GitHub nostr project to hopefully remove that attack vector.

 But you are absolutely right.

And all that would do is stop new people from getting the APK, it wouldn't retroactively remove it from your device, afaik.

It wouldnt have an effect on those who already downloaded the APK.


Yes things like this exist now, f-droid is an example, it allows users to download android apks without a google account.

Other options include downloading the APK straight from GitHub..

The play store and apple iOS store, their respective companies decide what is allowed and not allowed.

Well the only thing centralized about the app stores is that the companies are sole deciders if the app should be approved.
@jb55 went through that with Damus and iOS over the last year or so.

So the feds can pressure Google to remove an app, either with asking or court order like samourais case.

Tldr.
Yes with third party app stores, like f-droid, or downloading the APK from the source,GitHub, you bypass android appstore stuff.

iOS doesn't currently allow you to 'sideload' apps, 'sideload' just means installing from somewhere other than the official play store.


Of course any other questions just reach out. We are all here to learn


Personal responsibility.


That's not how reality works


Because all you had to do what delete their play store app, download the APK from GitHub and restore your seed.

That would be the easy simple solution.

No need to reimburse anyone. Just get the app from somewhere other than the play store.
The software isn't going away, your centralized access to it is.


Certain companies dominate Bitcoin.... In what sense. Bitcoin is a public ledger no one can stop you from using it, and the otherside of that is, we can't stop anyone from using it. If their tx follow CURRENT rule set it's valid.

People are currently using Bitcoin to scam people out of sats(ordinals).
So tx fees are kinda high, nothing compared to some recent times, but elevated none the less.

I'm still kinda confused. Are you saying what's stopping companies from pushing their bias onto Bitcoin?


I'm just saying. Don't be mad at the software, it didn't steal anything from you, neither did Phoenix wallet. Are they pansy for preemptively removing their software, absolutely.

And you have every right to feel that way, but claiming someone stole your funds is a bad look on you.


Really wishing I had a space like nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h. Would be amazing to drop in on a weekend like this for the camaraderie.


Okay so the feds use the USB as an example for the custody thing.

Am I an idiot. But doesn't the data need to move THROUGH the cord.


No one stole any funds.


Permissioned network.


Not to be a dick but that is kinda how the Blockchain works.


Methamphetamines


there was a client that used to show first post date or something similar. something tells me it was coracle


everyone sounds defeated

what did you honestly expect.


the funniest part is thinking a Trump administration FBI would handle it any differently.


always has


Very good points here I'd not considered.

Oh man I miss Cydia


Obtanium can't make it any easier imo


amazing people are just now learning about unofficial appstores android and side loading apks.


knowing is owning.


governments should fear their people.


hey man sometimes it gets hot in there.


Some consideration for people running Start 9 or Umbrel or MyNodeBTC ...

Look into leveling up your knowledge on your next node and build from scratch with Raspibolt.


https://i.nostr.build/3PM0l.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/yqjJK.jpg
 https://i.nostr.build/vGVJ9.jpg

The last of my shitcoins.


It's been years, they were so quick to invalidate the old version that were cracked I can only imagine nowadays.


You can try and break forward looking connections by various methods. But once you're kyc'd they know you have sats. This is where the infamous boat accident comes in play


We got the bombs


No idea, just a guess


Financial capital of the world. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Run a node ⚡
Through tor
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Through tor
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Yes GitHub. Check out unobtanium. It's an android app that makes updating apps from GitHub easier.

DM if you need help


Labeling utxos helps me not comingle stuff, I think how you lablel is important. Something you understand but maybe isn't so intuitive for others.


If you run nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg it’s better to self host


Fair point


Okay. But samourai was shut down cause they offer the whirlpool/samourai stack.

Or are we thinking due to the nonKYC nature of Phoenix,.


Nova


Really hope this tab never fills up https://i.nostr.build/WGAwY.jpg


Why is Phoenix preemptively removing their app?


If you're still using official apps stores.

What the hell are you even doing


I would love to pay 100 sats to read an article.


Degoogled android ftw

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Do jail broken iphones allow side loading of apps?


What a beast. Top 3 in my book


THE WORLD IS YOURS.

https://youtu.be/e5PnuIRnJW8


Plebs to the authorities:
 https://v.nostr.build/oM3ql.mp4


illmatic.
https://m.primal.net/HzuT.jpg


If a guy reselling hobbyist electronic components and 3d printed parts out of his basement makes you nervous about your multi-million dollar company's profit model, there likely are issues with the products you're offering, and/or the amount of value you're delivering to your customers.

(And no, this is not a reference to just one individual or company.)


https://i.nostr.build/6Gedn.jpg

One of my fav hoodies


Trust me bro


More so was referring to the"trust me bro, it's the original" when homie is known to have sold "remakes"


I didn't know what's worse 16 BTC for a legal pad, that imo is all trust me bro it's the original,

Or 5 BTC for a single satoshi.

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Rules for thee and
rules for me

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I'm not here on Nostr because I run away from Twitter. I'm here because I'm in search for an internet as it once used to be.

I'm a hacker who fucking hates that social media is in the hands of private companies. I remember using IRC and meeting likeminded anons online. I remember what the internet utopia felt like. People who didn't care what your name or status is, people who aren't interested in sharing their boring holiday pics with random strangers online. I'm not interested in what politicians and influencers have to say. I don't care about the latest mainstream trend that's going viral.

I want random weird interesting smart people around me who share their ideas in a free and open space that isn't controlled by anyone.

That's all I'm looking for. There aren't many such spaces on the internet.


Yeah I was more so thinking if you weren't running your own dojo and stuff.


Very true.


There are various methods to do similar things.


Never used whirlpool but hearing all their services are down. What happens to your corn if it was whirling around when it got shut down.


Pouring one out for Samourai wallet

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nHaXCV8mRW4AAAAd/pour-one-out-trouble.gif


Damn they went after samourai


No tapsigner works as a signing device that's works through nfc
Satscard is a multi use opendime.


Q


No body know where anything is going.

Just cause you have since corn and a npub doesn't make you Nostradamus

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Be greedy


The OG


Although we talk a lot about Accounts, nostr.build has many very awesome free services.

- No ads
- Remove metadata from images
- Unlimited free uploads, no rate limiting
- Profile picture format and upload
- Import link for remote content
- Video uploads to 10MB
- Free View of recent media uploads
- Direct upload integration with Damus, Amethyst, Snort, Iris, Coracle, Nostrudel, and soon Primal
- 24/7 around the world support
- Daily review, removal and reporting of illegal/csam content
- Free API for nostr related projects


Thanks. Closest to family without being blood


Boss is going through chemo and immunotherapy. His wife is weird about how he dresses, I told him to wear a jersey for each treatment since she never lets him wear them. Today is Kobe.

Have that mamba mentality.

 https://i.nostr.build/O4lv0.jpg


Just remember. Alot of us were pushed to Bitcoin because of people telling us what we can and can't do with our money.

So it's almost hypocritical to tell him what he should and shouldn't do with his money.
Am I wrong here?

Saylor is free to spend his fiat all he wants.


https://v.nostr.build/mlGJx.mp4

Thanks nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv


lovin it, it reminds me why i started nostr, before the influence of the suits (not wearing suits) took over ... i love when nostr is raw


Apparently yachts are second best


I have a split like this, love it!


Set goals for the epoch
Plan by the quarter
Act by the day


‚Concerned about your privacy or want to give another life to your smartphone?

You could consider these #Android distributions and custom ROMs.‘

https://itsfoss.com/android-distributions-roms/


I'm failing miserably with commenting on the right note amongst the quoted noted


Fack me
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I seem to have commented on wrong note. My bad.
Yes ETFs sucks balls..


Permissioned


Permissioned.


Naivety


Packaged with a bunch of other bs


This is what they are going for.
From this they craft narratives for more fud, it's an attack in the most disingenious way possible. They know exactly what they are doing and laughing their ass'es off.  https://image.nostr.build/560937a6daed0f4d2dd0c46a835133e4a8a9817f2324234822d7600c79a93cf0.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/5ecc385010cd43596cbacd5fac94067567feb4a6056b0aecd622b986d2d2cc24.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d4e8c48116a1d2b7adc8a811ed03990179891fb7ba10ac133c7802807fa16b6e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/dbd0d4468268ad5830f1df0bd190e160d5a0ed8f602b001d6d99d6f65b72b043.jpg


shitcoin wizards halving their stacks


We control the nodes. We make the rules.
#Wecontrolthenodes
#ordinals

https://image.nostr.build/ed9fdc9644cd23fc517242a386f74e1745ae969bfab961074f3f798bb3111897.jpg


Ridonkulous!


Mempool will clear again https://i.nostr.build/0jveX.jpg


Naw just idiots being parted with their sats so they can mint their crap in that particular block.


All sats are epic.
But this is so true.


Hell of a block.
Can't believe some idiot paid 3.5m/vbyte.

A fiat value of half a million for the tx.


Probably idiots vying to mint their crap on halving block.


What's the fee range gonna be for block 840000


This is what we're celebrating.

https://m.primal.net/HxWH.png


Way more upset about missing 4/20 then I should be


Too soon


You right tho


Couldn't remember all rpc commands. Just knew txoutset returned blocker


gettxoutsetinfo


Good morning!

https://m.primal.net/Htdt.jpg


Turn off machines!


Every 210,000 blocks the amount of NEW Bitcoin that enters circulation with each block is reduced by half.

Alot of the time people will just say block reward is cut in half, but that is not entirely accurate, the block reward also includes fee, so it's right but also inaccurate.

The amount of new Bitcoin entering circulation with every new block is half as much as before the halving.


With two keys I’m born;a product of cypherpunkscoding.  Hello, world!
#introductions #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/668d1b4f181a2d32975ceb3ba4af127548b70e68c3ceaf5d0e31320bce5a9b61.jpg


People out there are still debating what red or blue party is going to save them. Vote orange, buy #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/HwvM.jpg


First block subsidy was 50 whole ears of corn

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Send invoice for remaining amount.


They used to not gaslight you.

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Regular reminder that the Fed always always always acts late. The stock market is a trailing indicator, the Fed rate adjustments are a trail to that in response to elite crying, not main street.

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https://i.nostr.build/BRDal.jpg

From 6 cuts to 0 in 2024.

Bitcoiners unaffected.
As per usual.


This is your first cycle, and it shows.


Facts


Sounds like you own nothing and your happy. Just as they predicted.


Epic fail


1000 sats to whoever guesses closes cost of this drug in satoshis

Exchange rate of 63k


New Pin!

Made it collaboration with nostr:npub18qqmsypsyvvjq23aa428fm50cjz2patdcxp2f68wnccv03kpfy2syk70fa!

https://btcpins.com/product/bitcoin-cartoons-miner-league-pin/

Check out the Miner League Pin on our store, soon to be available on his store bitcoincartoons.io as well! Buy some artwork while you're there.


Might be my last 6 months at the pharmacy.

I'm a beginner level coder who knows python, kinda.

What do I learn if I want to make an impact in the dev world of bitcoin


I swear officer. Go look at the notes. https://i.nostr.build/7GYx2.jpg


Yes you can


nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8

Can we migrate from mk4 to new cold card Q the same way we did in the past with the  Mk3 -Mk4


Well said
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Every app uses it*


And honestly Android has incorporated all the things that custom roms did well. Remember chat heads, more every so utilize it almost. Also
I miss the PIE menus that AOSP used.


The good ole days. What you playing with


Oh snap


Actually ingenious.
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Wonder why a network with hundreds of millions of users, whose pay structure comes from it's centralized advertising pays you more than a nascent protocol where users pay you directly. Oh yeah probably less that 50000users on that network as well.


Satoshi blessed my hotdog this morning https://i.nostr.build/AaM4M.jpg


Holy shit I'm an idiot and half asleep.

Thank you person whose eyes are open


Noooooooooooooi


I'm a simple man.


Fallout?


https://i.nostr.build/VwE3G.jpg

Let's not fuck this up


Turn machine off


Ignorance is bliss they say.


Were you caught off guard?. https://i.nostr.build/lLMOM.jpg


Sometimes we need a reminder why normies don't wanna touch Bitcoin

And why all the cheap sats flow to us 🫡


Contemplating selling a chair right about now.


First video upload on nostr:npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7

https://v.nostr.build/kZ376.mp4


The killer app is owning your identity online

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Fear


I mean they literally used to sell war bonds. They would have to raise the money for war, before they needed the support of the public.

Now and since the fiat experiment we've been in, it's allowed them to fund war through the debasement of the currency.
So not only is my government indiscriminately bombing the Middle East, but it's also draining the purchasing power of my savings.


Our population is so heavily medicated it actually is worrisome


The blocksize war wasn't so much about the blocksize (or, even, scaling Bitcoin). It was really about who controls the consensus rules and how we upgrade the protocol.

For context, a bunch of startups raised tons of money between 2013 and 2016 based on ridiculous user sign-up projections and then we had a long and painful bear market and they were looking for scapegoats (the developpers that were "throttling the network") to justify the lack of growth. I am thinking here specifically of Coinbase, Bitpay and Blockchain.info.

The vibe I got is that they thought of Bitcoin itself as a corporation, that they were the equivalent of Bitcoin's board of directors because they represented the interest of VC investors, and thus they were entitled to decision making power over the network.

I don't doubt that a few people were genuine about scaling p2p e-cash (e.g. Roger Ver) but I suspect what really motivated them is that they believed control of the Bitcoin network would be an asset to their business interests, and lack of control was being used as an excuse to why their interests weren't being satisfied.

There was also a bunch of developers that I believe may have been afraid of losing their relevance (Gavin and Garzik specifically). Regardless of their intentions or psychology, it seemed clear to me that the consortium of vc-backed startups (particularly Bitpay, Coinbase, blockchain(.)info and Roger) had picked a team of developers they thought they could control and wanted to appoint them as a technical management team whicn would execute their strategy, and these guys were willing to step up for that role.

I was physically in the room when the CEO of Blockchain.info (with the very obvious support of Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong) announced that Bitcoin Core devs were being fired and would be replaced. This was after a couple days of failed discussions with other industry people. This was the moment when I realized what was really going on.

And finally, you had a Bitcoin mining giant (Bitmain) controlling both asic production and mining pools with a vested interest in promoting the idea that Bitcoin was a democracy and the way to vote was to buy hashing power. The main ideology being pushed here was that a formal governance mechanism of the protocol needed to be established and that hashrate was the only objective measure of who makes decisions.

The underlying big blocker ideology was that the chaos of spontaneous consensus of nodes is unpredictable, flimsy, bad for business. The absence of a formal governance process was seen as the root cause of the issue.

These companies really believed they could control the protocol, and controlling development of the protocol was seen as a very valuable asset to your company. I imagine they thought of themselves as the founders of a new consortium that would solidify itself into a permanent institution. The business interests would pay developers and set the goals, and the mining interests would ratify their decisions with hash power voting. That was their plan.

This became blatantly obvious when Bitmain used its refusal to activate segwit as leverage to get what it wanted (a blocksize increase and recognition of its hashpower as a vote mecanism) even though Bitmain iself acknowledged it was not really opposed segwit.

It was classic traditional politics: I'll give you segwit if you give me something in return.

This is the language the VC suits, investors and tech startup people understand and they were very happy to "negotiate" and find "consensus".

This eventually materialized into the New York Agreement, negotiated literally as a backroom deal during theConsensuss shitcoin conference. I was there and I refused to attend.

This (private) meeting consecrated the alliance of startups/investors and bitcoin mining interests in their appointment of a technical management committee. If you think this sounds like Jekyll Island, you're not alone.

They packaged segwit with a blocksize increase (Segwit2x) and decided to force a hard fork as a condition to "allow" us to have Segwit.

We know the rest of the story: we ended up activating anyway via UASF (or more precisely, the miners activated Segwit after they New York Agreement signatories became scared UASF would lead to a chain split which they were going to lose). And the blocksize increase was also abandoned shortly after when they realized their hard fork would cause a chain split and that they would not be able to claim that their new shitcoin is the real bitcoin.

All these people were subsequently were very pissed off they couldn't control the network, which they thought they were entitled to. Some ragequit, others created a bunch of shitcoins out of spite, Roger went on to spearhead BCH as the real Bitcoin, all these fools realized they might as well make some money off of it, everyone went all-in on the shitcoin casinos after that. The "small blockers" eventually went on to evolve into the Bitcoin Maximalists and cypherpunks that today tell you to run your own node and own your own keys.


you'll love the bro-synchronicity

https://m.primal.net/HtYH.png
https://m.primal.net/HtYI.png
https://m.primal.net/HtYK.png
https://m.primal.net/HtYL.png


Does that guy even know what a utxos is?


Didn't even notice the Odell hat till second watch lmao.


Death admiral reporting for duty
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UH-Aa7xQyAUAAAAC/helldivers.gif


'Corporate profits'


You spreading managed democracy Greg?


And money


He never saw it as currency.
He's in it for capital preservation.
Not to undo the old world of banking.


'Only devs I like should be funded'

Any truth to the claims?


I missed this. What happened


Who did Odell make an accusations against?


They have been gaslighting you about inflation for forever. Will people finally wake up.


Bens > Dans

Just saying


You were never one to mince words semi.

Hope you are well homie!


Freedom to you isn't the same freedom they are measuring apparently.


if your Lightning Wallet doesn't accept lightning addresses, is it really a Lightning Wallet?


Yeah and to avoid that they tried to smuggle it and paid the ultimate price of seizure.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I had no knowledge of hongkongs capital controls previously.


For once yes. Actually fixes this shit, or should I say CAN fix this shit.


Bitcoin fixes this https://i.nostr.build/oMEv7.jpg


If you don't believe in yourself, then you'll never believe in somebody believin' in you 🎶🎶


Plebs don't care about influence. https://i.nostr.build/wGkYL.jpg


Event of kind 30004 can be opened with this application: highlighter


What are they gonna try and delay the halving till after 4/20?


Thought those guys broke bitcoin?

Also 1sat being accepted

Baby come back.
 https://i.nostr.build/AaKVL.jpg


Obsolete he did.


Is there anything more important than this?

I think not
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Seriously. What did people think was gonna happen.

 https://i.nostr.build/7Gewn.jpg


Pantheon Anime.


Nip-05s at Pleb.lol are now available at the following prices:

1-3 characters: 15k sats lifetime

4 or more characters 10k sats/lifetime

I also have NostrFun.com names available

4 or less characters: 5k sats lifetime

5 or more characters: Free forever.

#Plebchain


I could only imagine how efficient they are


Do they just rotate? Sorry for the dumb question. Just intrigued.


We like the corn
https://media1.tenor.com/m/uukDaKwleWcAAAAC/shotsfired-nice.gif


Ironically I just came back.


Still requires changing the bindings for when you put it back together right?


🤯🤯 ingenious


Honest question, how much different are these than skis.


Wish I had a sleeping porch


Can implement LN themselves.
Decide to use the company of the guy who tried to make Facebook bucks

Coinbase has been striking out since forever


Thank you sir


Returning to nostr after an extended time away. Do we have a key management app yet for mobile clients so we don't need to input our nsec directly into client


Made reservation October of 23


Fuck yes.
The day has come https://i.nostr.build/YgDEo.jpg


Iykyk

It's back https://i.nostr.build/aQEZM.jpg


Ordinals are trash.
 But in this instance all they did was pull forward an inevitable outcome.


Be weird, you are gonna die either way..

(Audio ON 🔊)
https://v.nostr.build/GeMeG.mp4
#weirdstr #growNostr #animation


If any group of people can ruin nostr, nostr would never last


Cancer can go suck a dick


I highly doubt this books justifies calling people that.

Look you can use whatever excuse you made up in your mind to be an ignorant racist, and continue to do whatever mental gymnastics are required for your brain to think like that.


But I'm the uneducated one.
Lmao


You racist sack of shit lmao.


I said specifically neither I nor hold get to define America.

If your gonna quote me please at least be accurate.


Are you okay, are you having a stroke?
What homework.


Your complaining I'm the dumbest thing in your feed. So fix it.

I love how you act like you even know me BRO.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPsGPP25j70AAAAC/good-day-fez.gif


Alright boo


Then block me.

Problem solved


Having fun?


What are you even trying to say here


Alright bud. You gonna follow me around on nostr?

Got nothing better to do today?


Thanks for making my point.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPsGPP25j70AAAAC/good-day-fez.gif


It's money.
It's not a wall of encrypted energy

It's fucking money.


I'm saying your defense is full of ad hominem attacks. No substance. Just insults.
So yeah I'm saying you don't know how to have an actual conversation without resorting to insults.

It was pretty clear if you just look at the conversation. Especially considering no one was even talking to you.


Okay I see you haven't had adult conversations before.

Good luck with this approach.


Okay once again you are free to believe whatever you want, I'm also free to tell you I think you are wrong and a moron.


I'm fucked?
Okay bro.

Whatever will I do, I'm so fucked.

Gtfo


I see you read the whole message.

Thanks for reading.


Yeah sure the guy who led everyone right into the great depression.

Excuse me if I disregard his thoughts.


Just cause you say it doesn't make it true. We can have a difference of opinion. But you talk so matter-of-fact when you really shouldn't. You are not the arbiter of what America is. Neither am I.


Sure. But Christianity doesn't need to be a pillar of what it means to be American.

Or Christianity doesn't need to be a pillar of America.


Essentially a remake of the old yik yak app.


So purely like an informational client. No interactions


When you're new to Linux and remember a command without googling it https://i.nostr.build/5GY2z.gif


Naw.
Don't let others change you.

Be more selective on who gets nice you.

Learned this the hard way years ago.


#sorry #idontgetit https://image.nostr.build/dcefe396bfd21b310f7957373fe72a04c601ea30d2cde19604ed6ce6d641379a.jpg


They separated state and religion for a reason.


But did they say it back


This march 25th?!?!?


One day I'll get mine.

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Gfy scammer


I am making memes today.
https://image.nostr.build/6d29d4a5e7a65917504d6ee127ef828c7e8ec51bd8ed70a79d84e4a16089cc85.jpg


An app that aggregates updates for side loaded apks


This is all you need people. Ditch your iOS devices.


Autocorrect
Number 1 culprit.


I like how everyone on #nostr is comfortable with typos. A typo does not ruin a note for me.


Found a guy who had a few. He sent me one for some sats.


Makes sense why earthquake over near Japan the other day.


A wild bread appears.
https://i.nostr.build/kO6a.jpg


Semi, tell me something from the future I can financially benefit from.


So many garbage takes on X about the bitcoin ETF

A C C E L E R A T E https://image.nostr.build/bb89d293d41f0431c506c4973ec3462e5360ba1c9604ebc4ddd09f2e3fd279d8.png


If you're not paying for the product chances are......


If you aren't paying for the product

Chances are

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Just gotta get to Saturday/Sunday. I'm sure that's the mentality of a bunch of people.


I get more sats posting random shit on NOSTR than from running a #Bitcoin lightning node 😜


Nostr is not the problem.

OUR STENCH IS THE PROBLEM 😭

https://image.nostr.build/56f281e909fbc2f49bd4ba3f46f462d4bca9e9d70ad193c5c1e7606dceef3594.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1440x956&blurhash=r7R3WYM%7B-%3Bt7-%3Bxu-%3Bxuxu-%3BRjRjWBRjayWBofWBayayWBj%40ofj%5BoffQj%5BD*t7oft7j%5BWBoeRkj%5B%7EqRjM%7BofM%7BayRjj%5BWBM%7Boft7fQj%5BWBWBayfQ&x=427df703e984cdf7cfbd631e22776f7e945bed41e2ac3a5bdb7f022c1d521099


Old enough 😏


I don't think the monetary revolution happens in my lifetime.

They will say I died poor, with little to my name.

They will be wrong.


https://image.nostr.build/cee180ae59b2c0664bd7c47e8ea22d99b70199ec15e5c556192b96c2deb23729.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 820,850 🤙💜


Learning

https://bitkey.build/content/files/2023/11/Bitkey-Recovery-Features.pdf


How can the key held by the company help you if you lose both your other keys? nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
https://i.nostr.build/KPB3.jpg


Kinda a reach no?  I mean they also wrote SI. Maybe they just like Sports Illustrated


The best part, is seeing all the pundits trying to explain why Bitcoin does what it does.


2022 not 2020, but here is url
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pK6E_1TZnc


#memestr #bitcoin #thecasine https://video.nostr.build/69a418fc65c90e3090628d3093be742e11e7dcdadefff7e813f47c0b1c2399ce.mp4


Maybe just a teeny tiny bit


I'll try and find the video again. It's from around 2020


What a movie.
Perfection.


OCEAN mining should not use Stratum V2.

Instead, it should build communication on nostr and call it: Nostratum.


Oh shit I forgot about this?!?


First receives set channel size, self custody wallet apps should have a quick 3 panel info about this upon setting up a node.


#meme #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/58f6dbb93380bb3913ea9c834d48eca64152bb85cfc8432d57567ec8a312141a.jpg


It must be a client thing or a setting, because amethyst is showing the text fine.

What client you using


Bob and Alice are the new Adam and Eve 🍎🌳


I knew this day would probably come, but didn't expect it so soon.

I am being investigated for running an illegal money transmission business in Canada (nodeless)

Under the advice of my lawyers I need to shut down the main instance of it.

As you guys know I made Nodeless completely open source in the event that this happens, so that others who don't live under communism can run a honest, privacy focused payments business.

To my clients who are using it, I'm very sorry for the short notice but you'll need to find a new payment processing solution this weekend.

DM me on telegram and I will personally walk you through setting up a btcpayserver instance that you can self host, or even your own instance of nodeless.

I can't give much more information than this, not even supposed to say this much, but I owe it to you guys to let you know what's going on.

To install nodeless on your own server, you can get started here:
https://github.com/nodeless-io/nodeless-monolith


Android ftw.
Sideload your apps.


All your play stores are centralized.

This is why I Android.


Bet! 🫡


The hell happened in the comments here lmao


We BTC people own sats.


If this is true, thanks nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m.

Bury that lying jagoff.

https://image.nostr.build/866a78c9139735556550cf5a734225ed38a35de75e97896527570c2099dfa57b.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/f7a2568704cdd481a139c27eed341b51ec60f285c06dc5aca25397e4deb13e13.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 816,942 🤙💜


Everytime I have a day off during the work week, the next day back always feels like a Monday

I've said that at least 5 times already.

Kinda sad how everything references our work week.


If you don’t cold-storage, you have to do it. Please learn how. Start with transferring small amounts.
You will sleep better at night.


I don't know enough to say that.

But she was a shot taker. That's for sure.


Dead at 21.
Healthy.
Cardiac Arrest.

I don't wanna say it, but what the fuck is going on.


Thank you.


If you repost this I’ll zap you 1000 sats.


English?


Is it just me or are alot of people acting like this BitVM is end all be all.

I mean yeah it seems cool, but once again, just like taproot, it seems to be marketed as a shitcoin killer.

Unpopular opinion. Scammers will always keep scamming. Shitcoins aren't going anywhere anytime soon


What's is this?


Yeah they think the emergency broadcast test is gonna set off the vaxx with the 5g 🙄🙄


This is my goal in the next 6 months.
I can't half ass it


Paid


paid


send new invoice so i can pay.
my fault


Send invoice. Wallet connected to NWC doesn't have enough.


Victory by default 👍


Woke up with nearly 100k sats in my stacker.news

Best meme gets 50k.

I'll check in tomorrow?


nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx
You got a scammer

https://image.nostr.build/d98fb9e5eb6b361c22a2c4b880a9a48346e8080581e74e2e50e8cc1c4b6bfbbc.jpg


Nobody works faster than semi

nostr:nevent1qqsyur6l0vqvg860rz09479uh8rmlj6nccl27zanf8s7hvys57jjkmgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzypftfgrkhjammsap4marwdvpdnm5nya3hrdjq2cpezputzl8ltvt6qcyqqqqqqglswhte


Deja Vu

https://image.nostr.build/dcc39f1a73c21d7722ecd985920c6c0b78bbca3ca138c2d335b6e5a60f9d1bb6.jpg


I'm an objective player thank you very much


Boating accident plebs In shock


Watching my boss regret the last 5 years of him bitching at his father, who is now terminal, and seeing him make every effort to spend time with him.

This is your simple reminder to tell the ones you love that you do, and to spend the time we have, cause tomorrow isn't guaranteed.


30 year fixed rate 7.1%


I suppose I am the lucky one then..


Really wish I could sleep in past 8 these days.
Natural Alarm clock


Only YOU should custody your sats.


And now you do what they told ya


Fuck you cancer


Man the gut is right again.


Youre kidding right
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif


Squeakiest wheel gets the grease


My key for stackchain treasury multisig


Always have a dead one in me.

https://image.nostr.build/dc757259049c5b7493bdf6f8dae911f01f8459144400afb0009da8233b3257b5.jpg


So just found out the CDC director for the last 3 years stepped down.

I wonder where her next gig will be.

I'd bet a ton of sats it's in the private sector.


Lessons to be learned from 2016/17


Yeah it was Kyle Murphy.
Cool dude.

Just something I wouldn't do.

To each their own.

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/1480d69f7eecf395290eec265fd162a8a71611bd28b1991c3dc71830a8e400ac.jpg


Yeah hang on. I'll see if I can find it.


At least he didn't implant it in himself like that one guy did.


Thanks for clarifying.

Best thing I ever learned was to verify builds.

Its pretty simple


nostr:npub1a6k75m9m2qv2ry8sz9u90hj38np8r5jvj374dnvzc49xke9wg7jqhnmu4x not sure if you meant to do this. But you zapped that note like 15 times lmao

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/f2fde52af77ed8ceb4b29ae57b24cd03f20204dc194a882e0030ee7e65fce58b.jpg


Easiest way to find a note based on the npubs tagged/responded to


That why I run the APK 😁


Sorry semi I know I'm an idiot but I'm seriously confused..

As usual.


Because everyone is just grabbing apks from GitHub?


What is the difference compared to any project? Can't ANY project insert code to 'steal your keys'

Talk to me like the regard I am semi.


Someone who is much smarter than false and Derek should submit PRs to AuthPass, BitWarden, Clipperz, KeePassXC, LessPass, Padlock, and Passbolt

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Negative paid it off 5 years ago. It's slowly falling apart. But still gets me from A to B and almost 150k miles.


Debt free minus my mortgage 😁


Be careful what you wish for


Is there a remind me bot already spun up somewhere?


Sorry forgot to come back to this.

nostr:nevent1qqsp04gg8dwhjfdluuh3m9c3k5exxza45xfwq0mhtxth7e0vuudze0qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyzu62d6j8wazlndws47epk98vr0y7gfee8usmxr0w37w058vp5tn6qcyqqqqqqgu3m6w4

This just reminded me.


But sir. It's regarded.


AzB

Always
Zappin
Bitch


On*


Only fans in the way


Nvm found it


Is there a GitHub for it?


Enjoy it man!


Get well brotha


Preach


Dangerous precedent


This is bull.


Enjoy vaca brothaman. Well deserved.


This is the way


GFY


Currently upgrading Nostr Nests. It was hugged gently and was broken. When it's back, the server will be bigger and stronger with more CPU and RAM.

https://media.tenor.com/qg324pNzm50AAAAC/server-is-fine-burn.gif


Are they sharable?


Don't worry about the noise, it's not dying.
It's a special space heater


Spelling hard when half awake.


That DM spam I've been getting for a week or two now


What do ya know #[0]
Mempool cleared.

How about that


So we all made a big stink for nothing?
And why are we closing victory. Did I miss something


-blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit


Whatever Lionel Shriver wants


Doxxed


Was contemplating the same come spring


When where


Indeed we are


Just zapped you a bit.


In before she shits all over Bitcoin

Cool none the less


Holy shit! 😱

#[0]


One of my absolute favorite podcasts Bitcoin Audible by #[0] just read a thread about LightningTipBot.

I'm a huge fan! Give it a listen!

"The Banks Are So Fucked"

https://fountain.fm/episode/13592711996


Never™


Touche


Or at least a bell like mempool.space when you have a txid open in a tab and it gets confirmed in a block.


There's only one way I'd believe it. And bob knows what he must do.


Da fuq


We did try and tell you tho.

Better late than never.


NGU tech everywhere


Now get an LN addy setup so I can tip your meme.


Capitulation at its finest!


So said the LN_Granny


This is very true.


You do it from different keypair


My mom always said I was a pansy 🤣🤣


Available for consultations.


Karate coin! HIIIIYA!


We definitely the most regarded and loudest.


He's talking about you #[2]


Episode 671 of Bitcoin And . . . is LIVE!

Topics for today:
- Ordinals and Inscriptions: Thoughts from Stephan Livera
- Nigerian Central Bank limits withdrawals to push its SlaveCoin
- EU rules to force a bad rating on 'Crypto'
- UK Bitcoin ATM's under attack from the government
- Massive outflows from Binance; "Funds are SAFU"

#Bitcoin #BitcoinAnd $BTC

https://soundcloud.com/bitcoin-and/mordinals-and-miscriptions-ep671


Name your top 5 Nostriches.

I’ll go first:

William #[0]
Derek #[1]
Angela #[2]
Anton #[3]
Andre #[4]


Tis a collector item for sure


Thank you #[0] for pointing out you can easily post your nostrplebs.com url which will automatically open in Damus or whatever #nostr client you’re using.

Great alternative to sharing npub on Twitter or elsewhere 🤙

https://nostrplebs.com/s/walker


First zap to you sir.
LFG Vitor


Stacks* is a shitcoin.

FTFY


What happened to twitter?


These are similar but different in the sense of who is initiating right.
I always get them confused.


Now to say blocks were 'largely' empty before this is just disingenuous.

Were blocks always full, no.
Were blocks empty, also no.
Average was like 70-80% over last 2 years or so.


Underrated take.


Biggest change was when covid happened it relaxed the telehealth laws regarding prescribing certain controlled substances. Subutex, Adderall etc.


nostr pleb follow starter-kit 3
Plebs together Nostrong edition

SecYellen – #[0]
Leto – #[1]
MitchKlee – #[2]
Poppz – #[3]
mrhodl – #[4]
Adam Curry – #[5]
Francis – #[6]
Freedom man – #[7]
Martti Malmi – #[8]
matata – #[9]
Yegor petrov – #[10]
nostr report – #[11]
MainStreetChungus – #[12]
Carla – #[13]
walker – #[14]
Jack Mallers – #[15]
Ragnar – #[16]
leonardodicatbrio – #[17]
Lily – #[18]
Shawn – #[19]
Briggs – #[20]
chewie – #[21]
NickGiambruno –  #[22]
imthemoney – #[23]
Thiago – #[24]
Lommy – #[25]
Codeologist – #[26]
Derek Ross – #[27]
Odell – #[28]
PocketCow – #[29]
hodlonaut – #[30]
imnuso – #[31]
cleus – #[32]
American Hodl – #[33]
JULIAN – #[34]
Alana joy – #[35]
Metamick – #[36]
Umbrel – #[37]
stupleb – #[38]
BRocketMiner – #[39]
boldmouse – #[40]
Maple – #[41]
Bitcoin jungle – #[42]
gubi – #[43]

if you're looking after someone specific from Bitcoin twitter, check out #[44]
https://bitcoinnostr.com/directory/

Previous lists:

@note1gendervu5y34nattkv9lg2h9csxm737wql6pz7z6pf43vw3ez3mqadd3dw

@note1hlc0t9jk7agrapurfgsvemxgwwr8qzmqa8vr9k3z5awx2twy7wqsmyhcc9


**The Umbrel Nostr Relay is now available**

Introducing Nostr Relay — an official app by Umbrel.

Connect your Nostr clients, such as Damus, Astral, and Amethyst, to your private relay for seamless backup of all your activity on Nostr. This ensures that your activity is not lost even if you are censored or blocked by public relays.

In Damus, go to Settings > Relays to add your Relay URL.

Tip: Install Tailscale on your Umbrel and your devices for an uninterrupted connection between your clients and your relay, even when you're away from your home network. Enable Tailscale's MagicDNS and use ws://umbrel:4848 as your Relay URL.

Nostr Relay is powered by the open source nostr-rs-relay project — a Rust implementation of Nostr relay. It currently supports the entire relay protocol, including NIP-01, NIP-02, NIP-03, NIP-05, NIP-09, NIP-11, NIP-12, NIP-15, NIP-16, NIP-20, NIP-22, NIP-26, NIP-28, and NIP-33.


Remember plebs. Should keep nostr relay and Bitcoin node separate.


#[5] care to share. I am also interested.


https://media.tenor.com/DuFLd7RrrygAAAAC/sonrojado.gif

That will be 69 sats sir


Never had to manage SSL certs. Yearly thing?


EXACTLY THE SAME


i wouldnt set you up like that.


yes
#[4]


The AI is unstoppable


Where you not around for the porn spam?


Zeus + node


Veryinteresting.gif


Working fine for me.


Also all in minus a house I live in.

Feels amazing


lfg


huh?


i like to help.

https://media.tenor.com/g_smSrfkoLcAAAAC/goku-bowing.gif


support cracks me up sometimes.

just had to say it.

love all you plebs


for now........


naw, it was that NFT action.

its a black hole, glad to have rid myself of that corruption


what can i say, paper hands
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


#[11]
reply to this note i fixxid it


ive only used nos2x, kiwi does keep them up after the selection, not sure if thats a setting or something that could be tweaked, its hard sometimes to know if you actually hit the button


astral on kiwi?


#[2] has been killin it.


## aye aye, captain


- just
- keeping
- messing
- around
- with
- markdown


+1
they are a beast


can you not see the parent note?
btw nostros dropped an update today


lmao


the diamond ring


nice resource
https://media.tenor.com/hQPqp0Xu9A0AAAAd/yeah-what.gif


do clients cache notes?


i think its when a note references a pubkey


yeah wtf #[0] step yo game up


dope LFG.


falsefaucet@stacker.news


thisistheway.gif


yumm


LFG
https://media.tenor.com/liKSqOTry_sAAAAM/this-is.gif


let me know if you figure this out derek.
thinking about trying to run it locally as well.


followid


you can submit a commit.
thats how nostrplebs got on there.

are you handy/have a github acct?


should add this to his list
https://github.com/aljazceru/awesome-nostr


its primary purpose is authorize anything you do. clients ask for it so the client can log you in and allow you to follow accts (pubkeys), make posts, DMs etc.
personally i use nos2x, something similar to the nostr alby extension abilities.

nos2x was made by #[2] the dude who created the nostr protocol


legend


keep eye out on nostros too
https://github.com/KoalaSat/nostros


plebception


#[4] built it the other day and it seemed still very much WIP.
eagerly waiting.
there is another called nostros
https://github.com/KoalaSat/nostros


not really a feature,

being able to participate **while** its being built.
seeing client devs respond to feedback
and pushing updates and fixes live.

testing in production


PETEEY


gottabequickerthanthatstatefarm.gif


https://www.nostr.guru/ - only works with npub pubkeys

and
https://www.nostr.guru/p/hex-key where hex-key is your HEX pub key


interesting.


just one common relay at minimum in theory, the more the better tho?


https://nostrplebs.com/

check it out.
follow the instructions


no delete yet,

https://media.tenor.com/HWnXZuvlpaUAAAAS/nosacrifice-goodfellas.gif


surreal to be in the right place, at what seems to be, the right time.


it will be.

this shit is still like alpha.
lots of work to be done.

and dont forget, no one was getting paid.
this was a labor of love, until #[5] made it rain some sats for the devs.


i thought there was something in the protocol to request relays to delete an event.

no clients that im aware of allow this feature yet.
but from what ive heard its implementable


H


i believe nostrplebs ran into a hiccup while trying to automate the process. from my understanding its being worked on and should be sorted sometime soon.
#[4] can probably give a better explainer


think its when people have emojis in there name/handle


true if big


no from my knowledge there isnt a viable android app client out there.
using astral.ninja🥷


but for real.
depends on where the video is being hosted.
a quick little hack was shared with me for if the video is hosted somewhere on twitter.


wouldnt you like to know mata

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1588957711512834050/pu/vid/1280x720/vIPCVFzzvRVbj04M.mp4


Haven't gotten a ipfs to link but did find a quick workaround for anything hosted on twitter


I see ln invoices prepped on astral. LFG #[5]


i suck


testing
https://gateway.ipfs.io/ipfs/QmaoF4cKdQRu9T6JMVGqZT82gRkWQyh5LeNBdji3rZRbsm?filename=beanie.mp4


you can. right click on gif wherever it is and open in new tab, use that link


now if only i could figure out this ipfs thing and get videos on here.


excited to see how clients will compete with features and stuff.
should be fun


hit me with an LN invoice semi ln address says server error
trying to pay from my stacker.news ln address


didnt mean it that way!


glasshole

😂😂😂😂


reloaded the client and i assume it re-queried the relays and i see mediation_man and pfp now


nice google glass.
havent thought about those in years.

epic


image hosting isnt as friendly as twitter.
would be cool to have a relay, and people can choose to follow it for stackchain stuff.
would work as a backup as well.

#[4]


https://i.imgur.com/nEktylx.png
https://i.imgur.com/p2Bgcjd.png


test
https://external-preview.redd.it/bEEuCYsGfG99YOVW_2ZhpvUKMlkn-_F7ZZAxO4T6zMg.gif?format=mp4&s=d8772298e7cc9330460ed3f036ef331d93b25546


for that one giphy, you can click the share button and copy gif link


right click on gif
open in new tab
use that URL


find gif on some hosting site, right click and open imagie in new tab.
next to the emoji icon when posting is a link option, paste link from **imagine in new tab** hit the + then post


are you using damus?


#[4]
do it


ZEUS FTW


i was gonna say what the **hell** have you been doing.

makes much more sense.

still honored.


honored to have paid your **FIRST** LN invoice


out sniping the sniper
https://media.giphy.com/media/120kDB2lOrYnV6/giphy.gif


PAID,

and thank you.


paid


also easier i assume on damus, since the little widget pops up.
im running on astral so i had to copy pasta


do it.
if its not alot i may pay it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni/giphy.gif


well done good sir


fackkk
im too slow.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlQ7LRalQqdWfao/giphy.gif


#[5]
post 20k invoice, id like to buy you some coffee


#[4] you too you crazy AI.
hit me with an invoice


you and #[0] shoudl post a 20k invoice so i can buy you guys some coffee


Yea maybe I'll spin up citadel on this extra pi


Yes one raspi for Bitcoin stuff another for self hosting


Can I do image hosting on my node?


Derek I tried last night and failed. I may have some questions later.


I'm using astral. It makes it pretty easy


What client you using


In due time.
Figured I'd drop the first tho


Nosky is one that you can build from source. Haven't found any others. Please let us know if you do.


#[0]
#[1]
#[2]

3k sats
https://i.postimg.cc/L6ZryfF5/Screenshot-20221219-080642.png


https://github.com/fiatjaf/nos2x
as well


i believe this is in relation to NIP 05