Wow I don't even know you dude
You're kind of an ass when you're thirsty. Have a beer🤷🏽 

https://image.nostr.build/c12c53485c77693f4bc99a902386b2fbaaa49ed984a143b42acb7c1a1cb34230.gif 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 Ok simps we've got a new app for you!
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But we need help with the name! 
OnlyWood ? 
SimpinSyrups ? 
MapleMaidens ?  

 Amber? 

Nsec.app ? 

 Ooooh I haven't heard of this 

 Whaaaaaaaaaat

I follow this account how did I not hear about this 

 😍😍 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nevermind you're right. It's just 2 clips from the same movie

https://youtu.be/pttUWZQWJi8?si=nkW-0faAn986VeTK

https://youtu.be/nltvnKZnm7o?si=3lTImfW0CF01TjQc
 

 Jack?  

 I meant dorsey 

 Aww me neither. 

Maybe one day


I was there to witness the 1 million zap.... 


Or at least I remember people were like "woah Jack did a thing" and I saw a screenshot of the shower girl once too 🤷🏽 

 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah remember shower girl? 


I dunno who got the Milly but it's Nostr history so I'm sure someone can find it or knows 

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Thread up and give answers frog

^^^^^^^^^^^ 

 Read the whole thread

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 Shower girl🤷🏽🤣 

 You don't have to. 

But like if you can't sleep... It's not NOT courteous to mention it anything. 

Maybe you'll hurt feelings but they should understand too 


Whatever you do don't make a hit single about it and not tell her until she listens to it 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got the gender right! 


I was joking that it was your gf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


But hey. Tell your grand she snores. She probably already knows from your grandpa yakking at her all those years🤷🏽

If you make a hit single about it she'll even say "aww grandson! You thought of me!" Then she'll bring you out a plate of French Canadian cookies 

 I wanted to say French cookies. Because I like calling you "you beautiful French speaking bastard" 

But I thought you might be offended not having maple syrup as one of the ingredients🤷🏽 

 You don't suck it straight from the tap?  

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I meant the like


The spigot things that y'all hammer into the tree so you can turn the maple faucet on and off 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

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 Where's the tap????  

 Jealous though I want some🤷🏽 

 Oof


Yeah probably.  

 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤟🏽 

 Yes please 

 What about what we don't know we don't know about Nostr?  

 Not now Morty. I'm registered by law to have a 15 minute defrag break every 4 hours.  

 Wooooooooow

The lighting in the pup is perfect 

 I wish I had even an iota of skill like what's displayed here 

 No thank you! Your work is a delight you've blessed us with 

 You zapped me. I want you to know I did the thing. 

May triumph and success color your path.  

 Course bud.  

 We're on the same wavelength a lot. 

But you use 24 hour clock so you get cool ones I don't see much🤷🏽 

 Which is way cooler and more intense

Like you in general🤷🏽 

 During 2020 I had a sweet gig working for some old folks too scared to leave their house. Yeah it sucked waiting on line at whole foods and trader Joe's. But it was good money for doing my own shopping anyway. 

What killed me were the idiots and the absurdist in me can't hear bullshit and not try to take it to the extreme so you realize you're an idiot🤷🏽

One time I noticed someone driving with their mask on and they got in line behind me. So I was like "did I just see you in your car alone with your mask on?" 

And the guy was like "oh yeah you gotta" and that sense of 'everyone does t it because it's correct' just flicked that switch in my brain. I couldn't help myself. 

I said "did you have the air conditioner on?" 

And he was like "uh... Yeah it's like 98 today" 

"But you know you're sucking up all the germs from outside and shooting them straight into your face right?!?" 

*GASP* "I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT!" 

"oh yeah you gotta" 

I was pretty happy with myself in thinking I had made a full grown man go all summer in LA with no air-conditioning for a good 2-3 weeks when I told my buddy that story and he said "dude! Maybe you created the guy in the meme!" And showed me this

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 Seriously through. 

I'd be ok with thinking they know they got conned but they don't want to admit they fell for it. That's a big reason I'm ok with my absurdist tendency. I feel like taking it to the extreme usually (not in the case I said above) snaps people out of it like "actually... You've got a point that is dumb..." Or "that is literally the same thing I've been fighting against" 

But some you can't fix and I do I not know how to deal with that. It really is sad. Scary for the future leaders for sure. But at the same time I don't think these people will be breeding. At least the super crazy ones just don't seem like they're kid types for one, but also like they always seem to be the "I play the field" types but when you look at em it's instantly like "nah the girls plays you. People may hook up with you if they're desperate. But you're own bullshit probably makes people in your own team run🤷🏽"  

 🤣🤣🤣 true. 

But I'll keep standing with I think they just can't breed🤷🏽

All you hear from these crazies is "we should have the right to transition kids" "abortion is a human right" "keep guns off the streets" "defund police" "no background checks for immigrants" 

They're doing euthanasia on themselves slowly in front of our eyes. They won't have anyone to indoctrinate soon. 

Well. Maybe I'll walk that back a bit. Because a lot of them seem to become teachers don't they?  

 Noted 
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 What?  

 Where?  

 Like this?  

 You're not responding fast enough for me to know if I'm doing it right 

 I'll just keep going 

 Did you know the giant horse cock can weight up to 11lbs 

 Oh wait you're British or something 

 I dunno how to calculate stone 

 I'm bad at math. 🤷🏽

I'm a man. 

We go around our whole lives saying 6 is 11 and the water under the bridge is cold "yeah and deep too" and y'all expect us not to fudge the numbers?  

 5'10 IS 6'2 BTW ask ANY short king 

 I hope when they look at mine they go "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh I wish I could save this meme but I'll get fired"  

 You know🤔🤔🤔

What if God of war 3 went to Asia and had the Hindi and Buddhist gods. Kratos' soon Loki started calling himself Wukong and grew a beard and chest hair. And the soundtrack was all wutang? 

Would that be cool or would people look at that look he the new assassins creed game with the black samurai?  

 https://youtu.be/r00ikilDxW4?si=QqTE2PvbIFY8ocHC

That's the first time I EVER looked up that song btw. It used to be so overplayed I would change radio stations when it came on. Now I'm nostalgic 

 Oooh that's a good one too!  

 O 8 ball ye of such awesome power, 

What's 9 + 10 ? 

 At least one of those is me 

 Yes 

 What would you call this mountain monkey parkour? 

A lateral finger leap? 

It's rad... I just dunno how to talk about this sport🤷🏽 or any sport I guess...  

 Oooh that's really interesting. Thank you

Do there's no special name for sideways launching? 

All launches are dynos?  

 Thank you for informing me😁 this is really interesting 

 Yeah I don't think I could get up even the beginner routes🤷🏽

I'm not built like that. 

But it's pretty cool to see that someone made cliffhanger a thing in real life. 🤷🏽

https://youtu.be/RfGysiaHurU?si=6LJCXoBRBGQUJjnr 

 Yeah. As much as I dislike the guy and his attitude. Trump did not start any wars and actually had peace talks and sanctions creating a more stable middle east during his tenure. 

Didn't vote for the guy. Never thought I would. 

But he certainly has good things about his policies that seemingly people in lock step just cannot admit 🤷🏽

I'm all for not having him. And I'm all for voting 3rd party. More options is always better than "lesser of two evil voting" 

But NGL this time it's him who I'm voting for because there really is no other option🤷🏽

I'll take mean tweets for no wars and more money on my pocket. 

But I will loudly fight against any more treading on 2A and continue to ignore the mean tweets (because really I ignore all tweets that aren't movie or art works need anyway🤷🏽) 

 I'm definitely not voting Chase Oliver. 

Fuck that noise  

 But best prez? 

I'll still laugh in your face if someone tells me that🤷🏽

Yes. Your face. 

If someone else tells me! 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jk 

 "best president" 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who writes those oxy moron books? I got a new one for em 

 Agree. 

Still doesn't make him the best president to me🤷🏽

He still has already fucked with 2A (sure. Bump stocks. Who needs em? But... Why can't I? If it's dumb to care about having them isn't it dumb to care about not having them?) and that's a slippery slope. But even if he didn't mess with it further. It's he going to reverse what he had done? 

This is where you and I will have to agree to disagree because I admit, I'm an absurdist and am totally off the deep end often... 

But really the best president will be the one who says "I'm not doing shit🤷🏽 you handle it yourself. America has a government in name only now." 

But everything you're saying Trump " if he does" are great things. Yes. I agree. I just don't think that will sway me or many people into dating " the best" but getting people to say "great things he did! " Absolutely. No issue.  

 That's a good perspective.  

 Absolutely 

 I see it more like pascals wager but instead of God fill in the blank for a lot of things. 


If karma exists and rewards good people and punishes bad people, and I am good I get rewarded. If I'm bad I get punished. 

If karma does not exist and it's all bullshit, and I am good. I get buying, but I don't feel bad for doing bad things and people don't see me as bad or treat me as anathema. If it doesn't exist and I'm bad nothing happens, maybe I have a conscience maybe I don't, maybe people treat me different maybe I don't notice if they do or don't. 

Seems like doing good and being the good you want to see more of in the world has more good outcomes than bad🤷🏽 

 After fighting for so many years Kano faces his final opponent... Himself...
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 Can we have a philosophical discussion once a week? 


Your brain seems like one is really enjoy picking. 

Followid 

 I'd*