What would you call this mountain monkey parkour?
A lateral finger leap?
It's rad... I just dunno how to talk about this sport🤷🏽 or any sport I guess...
Whatever you think about Reagan, Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, greens, retards, and anarchists alike can ALL agree Woodrow Wilson was the worst president of all time.
Unless you're me. 🤷🏽
Then you do the Kanye thing and say "Wilson Imma let you finish but FDR has one of the worst presidential records of all time! "
Then you're quietly embarrassed for having interrupted but also feeling like God's drunkest prophet when FDR wins best female video at the end of the show🤷🏽
Sorry
Autocorrect
I told them a Carnie was coming
A real fun one too his name is Danger D and he used to staple whatever dollar currency you have him as a tip to his body. The higher the price the better the spot to staple.
But now with lightning he's just been bringing CPR panels to shows
Welcome to being a mixed kid
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Actually nevermind I take that back.
Xers didn't hit puberty and think "with my light skin can I say titties? Or do I call em boobs? Or is it like tubes and bitties?"
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when people tell me I'll regret that in the morning
I sleep till noon, I sleep till noon
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I'LL REGRET THAT IN THE MORNING
I SLEEP TILL NOON
Gotta change it up a little bit like she gon' be with me
Got the boba fett up in the blunt
We high as we can be
Out in Colorado for a while
I'm in the 303
Sendin' my vocals to Dutchman we gon' be like
Leedle Leedle Lee
Hit the sto' for weed
StacheMan, I get the tree for free
Pass the blunt to him so he get lifted
Never seein' me
Higher than the universe
You know you wanna be a G
Nosnevets the G.O.A.T
Y'all already know
You never beatin' me
Welcome to being a mixed kid
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Yes. Turn the key. Yes it's an emergency! Defcon black or whatever THE FOOD BOWL IS DOWN 1 QUARTER
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I cut the roof off, off that bitch
Yeah, I pulled up in the driveway
Five days I ain't nut, I'm dying to see that heiny
She sent me booty pics, a winky and a smiley
Before you know it the convo got ridiculously spicy
Hey wifey, I ain't need to sightsee
Honey, you the apple to my eye
And a cherry with some ice cream
(Boys, I'm smooth)
It was six past six and she said she needs a fix
I'm the man to give you dick
Wussup?
suh?
Wussuh??
You can call me anytime
Wussup?
Remember when life was simpler?
Back when everyone was up in arms about the lady who opened her legs and you pulled her arms down like a slot machine and it went DINGDINGDING WINNER WINNER WEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO and started spitting out kids till she had like 8 and 2 from a previous marriage?
And he was like NOOOOOO my childhood represent you can't do that!
And Kamala was like oh yes we can. It's not a matter of if we can but do we have the will and yes I will!
No lanta for u lil jon lol
And he was like plzzzzzz I'll do anything just let me have my damn Mary Mac's tea room gawdam
And Kamala was like you must perform the song and you MUST say no disrespect'n or we will give you vitiligo and call you a trumper
If only ring back tones still existed😭
https://youtu.be/J6oTIjvw_-8?si=RLvHVQXzial7n1Ts
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Also. I actually like how the title pops in...
That's an actually in universe realistic way to use the Gaspar Noe obsession trademark where he likes to see his own name a million times in the credits, but like it works here 🤷🏽
https://youtu.be/dL0lNGXoP8E?si=HJZykCcl4Bnw0F_k
Bitch changed her name to nostr:nprofile1qqsfeg9aw3g8gtt2yqcecr3af3nee8syd2wuwr5w74wzjp0zgpfrgzcpr3mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6rfva5xc6t8dp6x2u3wvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsxfltls
Nah my 307 is pretty rad actually. Sounds mean. And I mean I'm never really going above 80 anyway unless I'm showing off 🤷🏽
So you're probably right.
Plus in the 70 Chevelles if you go big block there's no room for the air conditioner which suuuuckkkssss in LA
Still haven't gotten around to writing it yet..
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