small things are happening 👁️ 

 Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm gay and I am wanted for 45 crimes in West Virginia

Anarchists on the internet: This is so transgressive and deranged lmao. I love this. I'm framing it on my wall.

Conservative commentator watching me satirize anarchists: The online Left is, eating itself. (Realizing he finds this kinda hot) Uh, excuse me. TruthCast will be back shortly after these messages from our sponsors 

 now that everyone has seen this image at least twice can we all agree it sincerely goes hard? like it would rule if "solid dick" was an actual slang term with zero sexual connotation and had the sole purpose of making any onlookers do a double-take

https://social.xenofem.me/media/15d04d08-9d19-4828-9d66-5bb572cb2284/image.png 

 posting the incredibly low quality mugen ddr homer simpson rock you like a hurricane video again. if you haven't seen this video you're missing out

https://social.xenofem.me/media/f0f30cdf-ab32-404d-bccc-75b2b0f79a86/ddr.mp4