Phone was off but was in a work meeting and everyone else’s phones went off.  My weather radio did not go off.  I figured that would be a certain alert with this.  You know the nation wide emergency alert radio system.  So was this only cellular? 

 My retarded neighbors paid $11k to have their 1/2 acre back yard fenced in.  The fence guy did not put in a gate.  I guess they are getting a goat to mow it? 

 Amish romance?  “Oh Rebekah work it like your churning butter.”  “Hezekiah would you like me to remove my bonnet?”

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 Just finished an 11 hour work day.  Tying up loose ends before disappearing into the Smoky Maintains for a week.  It’s going to be nice to be away.  I will catch you all in a week.