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 nostr:npub1nk4xyy44q6qvefzwtq9d7jes3p2c09x7h84zacxvht9rq89hlcqsqgz8zp good morning (2 minutes left) 
 Good Morning Brother Graf and Goose. I just say gm any time of the day innit 
 grats on the blowjob. 
 It's going be crazy when Lyle settles down and is poasting about gains on his beer belly and his latest workout mowing the grass and pushing a trolley around Walmart for his missus. It will be strange at first but it sounds good to me 
 Dam nigga that looks good.

Does the swastika on your arm ever result in public drama ?  
 Mate, I have far more tatts than that and anybody who ever had a problem got my head to their nose pretty quick innit 
 rest easy friend 
 Easy now 
 She trying cause another Anglo Scot conflict innit 
 thanks for being here reitoei friend 
 Brother Graf you should go and see if they have that beer in yet and buy a pack and vibe for the day 
 getting really fucking sick of this flesh prison brother hulson 
 Brother Graf please go on holiday for a few weeks and get away from it all we all need a rest 
 Getting pretty mad seeing a lot of anime edits on the tl wtf is wrong with you "people" 😡 
 guys, jeff cliff died. Sudden heart attack 
 Who will threaten to kill us or put us in camps for not getting vaxxed now? 
 I promise you, it's his best one yet. 
 I guess we do make things better innit 
 It's Latin. Calm down 
 It's French mate 100% 
 Think twice?
Nigga I didn't even think ONCe 
 Thinking is for Nerds and thus gay innit 
 Somebody is up early. Morning brother 
 I not been bed again. Simple as 
 Twoinch moment. 
 That poor girl all you spastics keep tagging her 
 Aye the beams remind me of a pub innit 
 My thought exactly mate 
 Too many holes for me... 
 More fun in the bedroom innit 
 Why aren't you in bed Herr Lister 
 Big shock Jean being rude to White people again 
 Gm my White (Anglo) friend 
 Ocean’s back. 
 I not seen her 
 why do you all have such hairy arms 
 Why am I Turkish arms on my TL 
 Same here but it's England and thus expected 
 worse, a cold that is slightly worse than mild 
 The often deadly man cold is the worse 😩 
 old homie* 
 Gm to you Burner 
 gm gamers 
 Gm Burner me old mate 
 You still have my vote 
 Thank you brother it means a lot 
 thats normal innit 
 Would 
 mister Daniel enters with this. 
 Yes, I am quite a Chad innit 
 Arabs are savage. So are Israelis. 
 I'm just happy they killing each other innit 
 Good morning potato 🥔 
 Good morning my radiant beauty 
 gn Dan~ 
 Goodnight then darling 
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 Bloody hell not heard anybody call it Beak in pure time 
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 Also Gm Xuya darling and Brother graf 
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 Bloody 5hrs that's hibernation not sleep 
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 NEEEED 
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 Gm Fedifriends hope the day goes well innit 
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 What fucking a thin skinned cumm Guzzler 
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 Gm Brother Alex hope the weekend goes well 
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 Guinness makes you fat and ginger though innit 
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 Happy Birthday mate have a good en 
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 Gm Brother Graf please go back to sleep the tl is quiet anyway 
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 So true Brother graf just told him the same innit 
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 I want all my friends to fall in love and settle down and have families. 
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 It's called a "Holiday" not a "vacation" 
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 The one on the far left innit 
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 I like insane women innit 
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 The Stridsvagn 103 always looked like a hoover that fell over. Nobody going be scared of that except for Cats 
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 Yes, it's pretty based innit 
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 Never mate I'm a very fussy eater 
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 I bought 25 bottles of beer tonight 12 different types and I'm 8 the way through innit 
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 The Bird of Prey was my favourite ship. I also loved the Romulan War Bird 
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 The Germanic race (Anglos) dominate once again 
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 You could be a pot-bellied Pig or a Whale maybe 
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 That's me on a good day 😭 
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 Shut up Lister you sloped head Wog nobody cares 
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 I have explained this to you all before. When a woman talks she bloody lying and when she not talking she busy lying to herself. 
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 Imagine not just having 230v as standard 😩 
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 Would and I ain't scared to admit it 
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 Gm beloved fedifriend 
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 He blocked me what a fucking shirtlifter 
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 Gm to you as well my dear