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 Making a game where you die instantly. Gonna sell it to dark souls players and make bank 
 The only way to progress is by pressing a button at a single frame that's randomly determined every time 
 Every night I think about what life would be like if labor actually did the proper fttp NBN and then cry myself to sleep 
 why don't they just put refrigerant 134a in computer water coolers? 
 suck squeeze bang blow is what i did to your mother last night (your mother is an ideal otto cycle) 
 guys i think i might be a horrible person 
 i only have one weakness and its that hairdo where its in a ponytail but then in the front its bangs and those two little bits 
 'ate isreal (not anti semetic just dont like em) 
 I am being unfathomably autistic in the general direction of this person from bumble and they have not run away. I just explained the benefits of canards in aircraft design. And they're just like oh wow cool. What. 
 I saw some graffiti the other day that said "Palestine will live forever". First of all, the sun is going to engulf the earth in 7.59 billion years 
 I own frankston 
 good to know that my university isn't doing something silly like teaching african refugees javascript to fulfill the UN sustainable development goal of quality education. They're teaching cambodian kids animation, actually 
 isn't it crazy how everyone you don't like is jewish? 
 starting a new political party, the "abysmal dogshit party". we'll make everything worse for everyone. 99% taxes for everyone but we wouldn't wanna solve the national debt so we'll pour money into importing trillions of tonnes of sand to suffocate everyone in perth (fuck perth) 
 tfw no [blank] gf 
 the trick to doing exams is to be cranking your hog at all times. you're at your worst when your stressed so by cranking your hog you will be less stressed and will get everything right 
 Going to the pawn shop to buy some pawn 
 What crack was Mitsubishi smoking when they came up with the fob reprogramming process? Bridge pins 1 and 4 of the OBD, press the hazard lights 6 times within 10 seconds of bridging those pins and then press the lock button on the fob 3 times. Next you're gonna tell me I need an eye of newt or something 
 I love eating Elmer's glue 
 holy shit the new twenty one pilots album is so good 
 it is actually unreal how good it is 
 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dollar. I am stealing from the company 
 There are Palestine protesters yelling about something 
 51% on the mid semester assignment. Yup, mechanics and materials time 😎😎😎 
 I could live in a world without zinc. I'm built different 
 i don't get why everyone's making such a big deal about the HECS indexation changes. just kill yourself after you graduate like a normal person 
 I still don't know what people do in those great big office buildings all day 
 Fuck engineering I'm opening a kebab shop 
 Nothing better than freeway driving whilst bumping some UK speed garage 
 Suicidal Mario be like I'm a going to kill a myself 
 Giving it the old college try. The old university attempt. The old educational institution endeavour 
 I really really really like my jellyfin server 
 25% of my grade gone in 90 minutes :varg: 
 I'm fucking retarded why did I decide myself into thinking I could be an engineer honestly 
 Johnny Cash's full name is Johnathan Cashew 
 Farmer wants a wife? Yeah me too buddy you're not special 
 what are you studying? 
 aerospace engineering (i am going to walk out of this jobless (there is no aerospace industry in australia)) 
 university rocks except for when it doesn't in which case i want to drop out and then kill myself but other than that its cool 
 i was not expecting to get so into this assignment about titanium but holy shit titanium is a cool metal 
 600 word limit to outline refinement process titanium, treatment of its alloys and the uses of its alloys. i've currently just basically blocked out my main points and its 300 words, 150 of which are just the fact that the USSR sold titanium to the US under the impression that it'd be used for pizza ovens 
 The "I may be retarded" to "I am retarded" pipeline 
 Man fucked up that I can't be an executioner I was born in the wrong generation 
 Imagine two trans "lesbians" in a relationship that shit would be like WWE wrestling 
 i have an idea the issue is that i have to venture into unfamiliar territory

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 Salem bitch trials 
 Psyoppa Gangnam style 
 cockpit of the 1/72 scale f-14 tomcat that i'm currently building 
 its a good thing my cat is so adorable because i would otherwise punt her into the sun because of how fucking annoying she can be 
 born to loose 
 who up jollying they rogers? 
 Statue of liberty more like statue of libtard!!!1!1 smarphowned.com 
 apparently my yt video got posted on facebook because thats where most of the views have come from. sincerely wish i could find the post because i'd imagine the comments would be funny 
 The Left Wants To Take Your Cum Away 
 Cardiac arrest by madness is the best song 
 🚨🚨🚨 !!! PSA !!! 🚨🚨🚨

my wife left me 
 The wife defederated me and fediblocked the kids 
 The key to getting a job is giving the interviewer a firm handjob 
 the modnations racers fandom is dying like if you're a true modnation racist 
 ? 
 australia's largest telecommunications company, telstra, is shutting their 3g network down in june of next year for some inexplicable reason. other telcos are following suit, meaning that as of 2024 boring ass smartphones are your only option in australia 
 just remembered that telstra's 3g shuts down in 7 months

life ruined 
 The thing connecting the bowden tube to the extruder fucking snapped and now i dont have a functional 3d printer until i buy a whole new extruder lets fucking go 
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