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 Yes Firefox please do just stop rendering the tab I’m working on and fuck up half an hours worth of work for reasons and without even an error.  I do appreciate this
 
 These fucks going to make me have to resubscribe to do a bender of a weekend aren’t they

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 It goes without saying that a Trump presidency is going to be real fucking bad for a lot of people.  But for us outside of the US, it’ll be that thing that probably ends up killing neo-liberalism similar to how Brexit made a lot of fashos stop talking about leaving the EU
 
 I’ve been looking for an excuse to get my last remaining domains off CloudFlonk and I guess Project 2025 is probably a good reason
 
 I have to pee really urgently but Jarod is having a twitchy dream baking under the covers. This is a hard call
 
 Got the survey request from Eurostar, don’t mind if I add in “c’est un choix politique de créer un shitshow”
 
 I’ve been checking in on the cats, so far their routine is watch the door for me around mid afternoon and the rest of the time spread out on the bed enjoying the fact I’m not in it.  Mixed messages
 
 My phone does this helpful thing where it will display the local time  while remaining in Paris time but my watch will display the what the phone is still living in, so anyways this is why I’m struggling to figure out what time it actually is
 
 Greggs Pumpkin Spice Latte is an experience and not in that “you should try it” sense
 
 “See it. Say it. Sort it.” Turns out they’re not too happy when you report the robbery of rail user’s money since privatisation counts as “suspicious activity”, the price of my ticket here would disagree
 
 There is nothing more dystopian than the entrance to the Eurotunnel
 
 I miss the cats already of course
 
 I would have preferred finding out I couldn’t do shit like last night but here I am already with travel anxiety 🥰
 https://social.mmn.on.ca/2024/11/02/im-so-glad.html 
 Thank god Greater Anglia’s terrible ticket app let me add it in to Google Wallet which is also terrible but less terrible than GA so there is that going in my favour today
 
 I’m so glad I just got a hundred SMS from TfL with security codes, finally added my account but my ancient Oystercard is registered to me but from god knows when so I can’t do shit.
 
 I forgot this train journey is extra long, like oh its nearly 8h should be there in 90 minutes but then the reality of the time goes back and its two hours from now set in.  Reason travaux, of course, I picked this journey well
 
 Status update : #TfL is a shitshow already this morning and obviously why mention a bunch of work days in advance when I could have adjusted my connecting train for less than an absolute fortune 🤷‍♂️
 
 Status update : it was an avoidable shitshow
 
 Eurostar : You better arrive before 6h06 or fuck you and your train

Also Eurostar : station opens at 6h15 😘
 
 RATP is a lot of things but at least their app doesn’t demand you create an account (after you got cyber attacked) and lock you into “it’s for your safety” while absolutely not sending any codes

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 You’d think they’d learn from what happened with this fucking idiot but it seems not
 https://mairie07.paris.fr/pages/rachida-dati-14060 
 I just had to look up who is my deputy in the Assemblée Nationale and of course he’s a Macroniste and of course his voting record is full of bullshit
 
 Canary Mail needs to calm the fuck down, I was conversing by email on my phone for once and every time I tried to reply it forced this fucking LeT aI rEsPoNd FoR yOu.  No X button, no fuck right off forever, just in my fucking face. No. I do not want your fucking AI.
 https://canarymail.io/ 
 So to answer the age old question, it’s literally money that solves all the problems created by money and people with a whole lot more of it than you
 
 I just looked at the state of my bank account and I’m like where did it all go. Well electric and everything else I was overdue on. Didn’t have to choose what got paid and still have enough left over to actually live
 
 I like to confuse my neighbours by watching Radio Canada. I overheard one talking about me not long ago, they have no idea what language this house speaks - sometimes English, sometimes French, sometimes weird French, sometimes who knows. Keep ‘em guessing 🤣
 
 Which brings me to the now I have a salary it’s time to say good bye to Android
 
 Google is some real clown ass shit, can’t connect to my own account as absolutely none of the security login options are available in my region. Didn’t realise the EU was that strict really 🤷

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 Dealing with Jarod screaming about something today, weather not right, too wet on the floor, can’t just eat other people’s food, preparing a huge dump from gorging earlier. Who knows really
 
 My phone has been giving me an error about not working without 5G WiFi which is interesting as my phone isn’t new enough to have 5G WiFi.  Turns out Google is now just activating shit in Android, like Android Auto which you can’t uninstall
 
 This is screaming AI but with touchups and honestly, just hire a graphic designer. Lego you ain’t broke.

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 I just have literally so much to do it is almost unreal
 
 In an effort to respect “work time is work time, weekend is me time” I’ve dropped the ball on getting my project online. I have so much to do, dépôt de marque, write shit on the website, start publishing blog posts, fix my malt page, etc etc
 
 I think you’ll find this is an accurate depiction of my brain today

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 It is a massive shame though that one asshole can bring such disrepute so countless people’s great work. Anyways time we got on with #EatTheRich
 
 Hilariously though this gives me some ideas, I could do Ghost like a normal person but hear me out. Dreamwidth is using a fork of Live journal code which is OS if I remember. Is it far too much for one blogger, yes, am I going to do it, probably
 
 Matt Mullenweng is absolutely just going to act like a clown and make me have to figure out how I move from Wordpress now. Rich people just can’t stay in their lane
 
 I’m seeing a lot of headlines from newsbots about all these UN / Red Cross / Journalists / people in general getting hurt mysteriously in Lebanon. If only we had some idea of who was responsible 🤔
 
 I didn’t have “Wordpress guy pushing me to Ultra gôche mega Marxist” but here we are in 2024
 
 I honestly don’t know why micro.blog is posting images twice, it seems to be almost random
 
 I genuinely don’t need an alarm clock, but I’m considering it
 https://store.nintendo.fr/fr/le-reveil-musical-de-nintendo-alarmo-000000000010013963 
 Look at us being productive members of society #caturday

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 YouTube’s algo started to deliver nothing but very indie SciFi / Horror and I’m not against this
 
 Everything about CS Homepage Wizard has just aged so well from the “tech” background being glasses to the “Welcome to my tech world”. Can’t forget all the helpful html comments so you can learn this new technology

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 Yey Friday
 
 Then there is Eurostar, the difference between the UK site and the French site is at least 100€.  Can’t fool it with a VPN though, so fuck you pay up
 
 British rail is some next level bullshit, vague times, vague prices, find the shitty app from the shitty franchise and hope it’s not lying to you.  Pay with Google Pay, they take your money and are like “fuck if I know it got booked lol” maybe it shows up in the app, maybe you just got robbed
 
 Too hot for the duvet, too cold not to have the duvet. What the actual fuck we’re in October
 
 Lol I can’t post to threads and I think it is pretty safe to say that corpo social media is pointless.

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 Thank you McAfee for randomly generating an unclosable popup that can’t be hidden which requires a full restart to get rid of

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 The cats have settled their firsts, Jarod has to be the first to piss in a new litter and Samy has to stink up new bed sheets. Simple priorities
 
 I’m so done, pull the plug on AI, ban TikTok, cease all social media activities, dissolve Google, destroy Bing, we’re just done here.

TikTok : des discours de propagande d’Adolf Hitler
 https://www.francetvinfo.fr/replay-radio/le-vrai-du-faux/tiktok-des-discours-de-propagande-d-adolf-hitler-sans-aucun-contexte-ni-rappel-historique-font-des-millions-de-vues-sur-la-plateforme_6778105.html 
 Waking up and turning on the news is depressing - G7 concerned about Israel’s attacks on everything but not concerned enough to stop arming them. Front Macronal temporary taxes on a very specific set of rich people that seems almost calculated to not be a problem for the majority of rich people
 
 Don’t even get me started on the amount of TVA I’m collecting right now (and paying) on top of all this other money they’re taking, yet some how my local hospital is barely hanging on. WHERE’S THE MONEY MACRON, IN SWITZERLAND IN BRUNO LE MAIRE’S LUGGAGE PERHAPS 🤔
 
 One should also not forget I’m not even remotely alone, so Bercy is getting all these free interest free loans and somehow the country is broke AF
 
 Also keep in mind I paid my current tax bill at my chômage level back in February but still just been donating 2% of that since May on top for reasons I guess. This is just the most overly complicated mess of a system and peak French bureaucracy
 
 My other option is running it through the actual process and have my tax rate just explode right now, then have to wait another year while they get around to repaying the excess back interest free because I’m basically just guessing right now anyways
 
 Me : I’d like a simple way to run a couple figures through a simulator to see how much my tax rate will go up based on vague information I have now to adjust my %

Les impôts : fuck you just guess and find out you’re super fucking wrong in April 😘
 
 I just realised I submitted all of my expenses as September only because I forgot it is October as I didn’t change my Ben Cohen calendar yesterday
 
 I did the manif today, it was pretty short and seems the CRS are being less in everybody’s face recently. Maybe Macron finally figured out disfiguring protesters and journalists was a bad look 🤷

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 Jarod just layed himself across my chest for he is withered having not ate a single part of my meal. Starving from not having ate in such a long long time, so long that it can be counted in single digit minutes
 
 Every horror film is some capitalist doing capitalist shit, then Hollywood is like “the real horror here was the ghost”. Nah it’s the asshole who drywalled up a corpse to make a few bux instead of losing a month of rent taking by getting in a priest
 
 Which is primarily why I’m thinking of just vibing with video again, I was never excellent at it but I was good and I enjoyed it. I don’t want to be technically great, just have a decent video camera and go for it like I did back in the day. I committed to it as well with Studio MMN
 https://www.mmn.ca/studio/ 
 I think this weekend has been a relief on many fronts, contract is go until the end of 2025, my pay starts at the end of October so only one month of poverty realness left, two quotes in the air, and taking a weekend to block out the world’s many problems to refocus on myself
 
 Accidentally got taken down the rabbit hole of indie film making and honestly I want to try my hand at some jank shorts that I used to create before capitalism destroyed my creativity. They’ll be terrible but at least they’ll be something I did
 
 Thank you YouTube for being so shit and giving me a bad link, anyways here is Slice of Life
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDQ2SSsmEk 
 Then you should watch this : Slice of Life Production Diary
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQmLtYaNf_0&list=PLGu0l9WfhTG6DMKKCP-Zjg8P9lG0uGaPs 
 First you should watch this : Slice of Life
 https://youtu.be/5eDQ2SSsmEk 
 Tumblr : wha wha wha you’re using an ad blocker

Also Tumblr : I guess we’ll just ignore that spam report and throw that shit back in your feed every other post ✌️
 
 I genuinely do not understand this weather, when I took down my claim setup it was basically winter. Right now it’s nearly 30° in my flat
 
 Siri show me a face that is fat #caturday

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 Ah the mask of the JO falls down all the time. Those announcements to give the impression that L10 was modern are all gone, along with the stickers making everything look new 😆
 
 I put Samy up in his special place on top of the Freebox and on a shelf that is completely inaccessible without my help. Anyways got to remember to check on him because he makes no sounds
 
 That freelancer moment when you look at a quote you’ve lovingly put together, did the maths on, threw in a couple rebates to better adapt to the client, and still be like “how am I so expensive ?”
 
 I should mention in October, so really I just got to freestyle it for another 40ish days until that sweet pay drops and I need to get my current client contract extended.  Which reminds me, I have to write the new contract to give to them
 
 After two long ass years, I’m one step closer to getting back to normal (as one can be in late stage capitalism).  My CDI starts with the cooperative and my first three months of salary is impressive, then back down to a more normal amount in 2025. I can actually have a social life AND pay bills
 
 Oh nevermind, Brigitte wanted to go to bed, party over
 
 I’m not complaining but wasn’t this event only scheduled until 0h 🤔
 
 Rerun but still iconic
 
 Aya Nakamura better be exploding out of l’Académie Française again or FTV have really dropped the ball here
 
 Just as a reminder this whole thing cost 5 million plus whatever policing this thing is racking up. Kind of expected a bit more than reruns on the arc de triomphe for that price
 
 I’m not entirely sure where this broadcast is going, it seems like a cacophony of ideas thrown together at the last second. Could have really just been a Fort Boyard special instead
 
 My logo posts hit Threads and now I’m swimming in offers. 1) don’t try and sell me shit in my DMs 2) when I get a graphic designer it’s going to be somebody from my coop who’s going to be paid a liveable wage for the work they perform and not pennies for poverty rates
 
 Also, listen if anybody at france.tv is reading this, just pick up the phone and call the BBC.  Honestly, I don’t know how you people can’t do live broadcasts right
 
 Who the fuck is this guy, a fucking VO, my dude, you have a 20% approval rate probably less now.  We only got you because the other option was Le Pen.  Man just is not in the same timezone as the rest of us
 
 I’m so glad to hear booing and whistling at the King and Queen of France (selon eux même)
 
 You know what, fuck it, let’s talk Bruno “I’m fucking off to Switzerland to caresse her anus” Le Maire.  And while we’re at it, YouTube can truly suck mine for enforcing a login to watch public information paid for by public funds to exploit private data

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