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 Anyone want to cover my shift today? 
 Filling the void with reboosts. Come join me. 
 Whatever happened to porn mags? 
 You know you’re getting old when you lose the remote and realize you’re sitting on it. 
 Alright y’all group hug. 
 If I accidentally bookmark your post 5 times in a row, don’t worry, I’m not having a stroke. 
 I ordered madeleine cookies and my instacart shopper substituted them with a bag of mandarin oranges.

No comment. 
 Nitro brew sounds like some kind of gasoline. 
 $5 bucks to the first person who names what movie this song is from. 

https://youtu.be/OMaycNcPsHI?si=IodWdEWmmi3PT45B 
 Hello, 

It’s been a boring day so I’m saying hey. 
That’s all. 

#selfie

https://files.mstdn.party/media_attachments/files/111/065/148/360/115/429/original/0515f277aca4dc00.jpeg 
 When I grow up, I want to be someone else. 
 @b0f1f646 still trying 
 Thinking about how funny it was watching my mom spend 10 mins putting together her selfie stick only to realize there was a professional photographer waiting for us. 
 Is this mastodon or espn? 
 Attending burning village this year. Wbu