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 IM SORRY BUT I'VE NOT SEEN AS MANY MIXED RACE COUPLES ANYWHERE AS I SEE IN GRAND RAPIDS 
 "IF WE ALL SUDDENLY FOUND OUT A TRANNY RAPED A KID, THAT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY, JUST THINK OF HOW MUCH HOT WATER THE TRANS COMMUNITY WOULD BE IN
OH YEAH AND THE KID WHO GOT RAPED THAT'S ALSO A BUMMER"

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 IM A NORMIE SORRY IM JUST A NORMAL AVERAGE GUY 
 NOBODY KNOWS HOW FIREARMS RECOIL WORKS 
 MORE LIKE THE MIDS OF MICHIGAN 
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sAF-WYxuuAo 
 RATE MY COLD OPEN 
HEY BABE HOW ABOUT I CUM ONTO YOUR PUSSY WITH CUM FROM MY DICK 
 IGNORANCE IS SWISS 
 m.youtube.com/watch?v=mEla_-3Wc04 
 FOUND COOL GUY'S DOOM MOD
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yLRoVcnrEiU 
 NO NO BY ALL MEANS LETS MAXIMIZE PEDESTRIAN SAFETY AT THE COST OF DRIVER SAFETY 
AFTER ALL WE HAVE SOOOO MANY PEDESTRIAN COLLISIONS
LETS SEE HOW IT GOES 
 artkarel.com/the-persian-qanats/ 
 I hate asphalt, but not as much as I hate gravel. Gravel serves a purpose, but driving on it is h... 
 DRIVING IS ROUGH AND IT CORRUGATES IN RESPONSE TO FORWARD ROLLING FORCE -- BUT ITS A ROAD TYPE THAT YOU CAN RESURFACE WITH YOUR CAR AND A PLOW -- YOU DON'T NEED THE MUNICIPALITY OR CONTRACTORS FOR IT
AND THAT MAKES IT WORTH THE DISCOMFORT 
 AND CONCRETE IS AT LEAST KINDA REFLECTIVE
CONSIDER THE WALMART PARKING LOT, PLASTERED IN BLACK TACKY ASPHALT 
IF YOURE WALKING ALONG IT FEELS LIKE THE AIR TEMP JUMPS 30 DEGREES STEPPING OFF THE LAWN ONTO ASPHALT 
 THATS BESIDES THE SHEER EYESORE FACTOR 
 HEY BABE YOU LOOK THE WAY DJENT SOUNDS 
 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THEY COULDN'T HAVE MADE HIM A CAMERAMAN BECAUSE THEN HE'D BE UNRECOGNIZABLE 
THEY HAD TO MAKE HIM A TOILET, ONE OF THE BAD GUYS 
 m.youtube.com/watch?v=GU-NhZ6wjdc 
 MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE SKIBIDI TOILETS 
 DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS JUDGE DREDD CHARACTER IS AN ACTUAL MEMBER OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM?
I DON'T KNOW ITS KINDA FISHY
FEELS TO ME LIKE HE HADN'T GONE TO LAW SCHOOL AT ALL 
 CASH4CLUNKERS WAS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST 
 IM PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO PURCHASE A BICYCLE 
EMERGENCY CAR UNAVAILABILITY SITCHUWACION 
ILL SEE OF I CAN SECURE SOME RIDES TOMORROW 
 IDK BROS, INTERNET DEBATE HAS FAILED US 
 THIS IS WHERE I WORK BTW
m.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fSSI57P9s 
 It's supposed to be a snack 
 NO I GET THAT
ITS STILL NOT GOOD
WHEN WE WIN WE WILL REPLACE JUNK FOOD WITH CHICKFILA TENDIES 
 AND SOME SEASONINGS LIKE CHILI FLAKES AND DRY RANCH MIX AND SO ON
THIS ISN'T GOOD THEY SHOULD BE GETTING BETTER FOOD FOR THEMSELVES THAN THAT 
 ITS DIY JUNK FOOD 
 is that fuckin crackers and crisco? 
 AND SOME SEASONINGS LIKE CHILI FLAKES AND DRY RANCH MIX AND SO ON
THIS ISN'T GOOD THEY SHOULD BE GETTING BETTER FOOD FOR THEMSELVES THAN THAT 
 THAT AIN'T GOOD 
 GRAMPA CAN'T BE EATING LIKE THAT 
 SORRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PARTICIPATE IN TODAY'S TOMBOY TUESDAY DUE TO WORK

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 BROTHER THATS A FUCKIN CATFISH 
 OH NVM IM BLIND 
 HOW TU BEST POWER TRAMWAY/LIGHT RAIL OFF AN IN-GROUND CONTACT LINE, SOMEWHERE IN THE RAIL
INSTEAD OF OVERHEAD WIRE
AND WITH MINIMUM RISK OF FRYING WILDLIFE OR SHORTING WITH RAINWATER AND DEBRIS 
 RATIONING
ONE POGGER PER PERSON PER DAY 
 YOOOOOO I FOUND THE LOCAL CRACKHEADS SECRET HOMELESS TENT
NO PICS BUT ITS BEHIND A STRIP MALL IN THE REEDS 
 "HI ADAM HERE WITH THE MOST MILQUETOAST NAIIVE LIBERTARIAN TAKE ON THE SITUATION" 
 WERE WORKING ON TWELVEFOOTERS SON
GET CHOUR FAGGOT ASS
B A B Y LADDER ON OUTTA HEA 
 For? 
 YOU GOT A WARRANT FOR THAT MR OFFICER? 
 HURRIED UP, WAITING 
 HEY ANIMAL MURDERERS LOOK AT THIS DELICIOUS IMITATION MEAT IM EATING YEAH IM A VEGAN SO UNLIKE YOU GUYS I DONT TORTURE AND MURDER ANIMALS TO CONSUME THEIR FLESH, I JUST EAT PLAYDOUGH THAT LOOKS LIKE IT AND ITS SO MUCH HEALTHIER AND BETTER FOR ME TOO, I CAN FEEL DUPONT CHEMICAL RED DYE #4 CROSSING THE BLOOD BRAIN BARRIER AS WE SPEAK! 
 I LIVED WITHOUT CONVENIENCES AND IT SUCKED MASSIVE DICK
THEN I LIVED WITH ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF CONVENIENCE AND IT WAS BASICALLY AS GOOD AS ALL MODERN AMENITIES

HAVING SOLID WALLS AND ROOF AROUND YOU IS WORTH A HUNDRED THOUSAND ELECTRICITIES
BEING ABLE TO BOIL A GIANT STOCK POT OF WATER AND HAVE A TOWEL BATH IS 98% OF WHAT A HOT SHOWER PROVIDES

THE ACTUAL BIG DEAL BREAKERS ARE
1 INSECURE LOCATION 
HAVING TO BE PARANOID ABOUT COPS AND NIGGERS, PLANNING OUT ESCAPES LIES AND FIGHTS
2 LONELINESS

DEALING WITH THESE TWO IS WORTH LOSING NINETY PERCENT OF MODERN COMFORTS, AND I KNOW EVERYONE YONE IS GETTING DOGGED DOWN BY THESE TWO FACTORS INCREASINGLY
MY BRIEF PONTIAC STINT JUST EXACERBATED THE PROBLEM FOR ME 
 What’s the joke? 
 OH I LOOK VERY CONCERNED AND PEEVED AND GO LIKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THING IN SWITZERLAND? THEY SEND UP THESE GIANT TRUCKS AND PUMPS LIKE SEPTIC SERVICE TYPE, UP INTO THE SCENIC SWISS ALPS
AND THEY START SUCKING UP ALL THE MIST THAT FORMS IN THE MORNING, WITH GIANT HOSES INTO THESE TANK TRUCKS
AND SO IT DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO PRECIPITATE INTO MORNING DEW AND ALL OF THE SPECIES DEPENDING ON THAT ARE DYING OUT FROM HABITAT DISRUPTION

AND IF THEY ASK WHY, I SAY, OH THEY DEHYDRATE IT AND USE THE POWDER AS SOME SORT OF FOOD ADDITIVE OR SOMETHING 
 IVE TESTED MY SWISS MIST JOKE ON FIVE PEOPLE SO FAR AND ITS MILDLY FUNNY ONCE THEY GET IT BUT NOBODY GOT IT ON THEIR OWN AT FIRST BLUSH SO THEY THINK IM AN AUTISTIC ENVIRONMENTALIST AT FIRST
AND THEYRE RIGHT
I JUST DO THE JOKE TO PREEMPTIVELY DEFLECT THAT (ACCURATE) IMAGE 
 Punching air rn (right now) 
 WHOS WINNING 
 invidious.poast.org/watch?v=5w7bVLml7yA 
 IM 60% SPANIKOPITA BY WEIGHT 
 JESUS CHRIST IS THERE A LOT OF FOOD 
 ITS CAUSE OUT OF ALL OUR NEARBY PARISHES THEY GOT THE PRIEST WHOS MOST ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE GAME TO HELM THE TOURNAMENT

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 THE LOCAL EUCHRE SYNOD 
 >UNITED METHODIST CHURCH OF THOR 
 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27sCDWmNo8 
 SHOULDA GONE KAYAKING 
 m.youtube.com/watch?v=lP7aFHyG3gU 
 >HITLERESQUE 
 3.5 was pretty fire. 
 IM A BX KID 
 WHY 
 FUNY 
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 LMAO 
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 CUTE ART
NOT READING 
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 WOMPA FRUIT 
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 I SAW A HORSE GET SNAGGED ON A BRIAR THORN BY THE SKIN ON ONE OF THE REAR CANNONS, AND SKIN IT LIKE TAKING OFF A SOCK 
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 THERE PIERATS THEY DONT CARE 
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 THANKS FOR REMINDER TO PUT ON MONUMENT VALLEY OST 
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 PELVIS 
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 GREEN GREAT-DRAGONS, THE PATRIARCHS OF THE DRAGONKIND 
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 I WISH WE COULD DOMESTICATE MOOSES SOMEHOW 
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 WHAT IS THIS 
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 YUP YUP YUP
IT USES THE ADJECTIVE ORDER TO CREATE A NEW CATEGORY 
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 BROTHER THATS A FUCKIN CATFISH 
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 I WOULD BE INCREDIBLY SUSPICIOUS AND IRRITATED 
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 THATS JUNIOR
THIS IS THE OTHER ONE ITS THE SENIOR 
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 THE ANSWER TO WHETHER ARMENIANS ARE WHITE IS "THEIR WOMEN ARE" 
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 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
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 WELL LONG TERM THE CASCADIA SUBDUCTION ZONE CRUSHES DOWN AND THE ENTIRE WEST COAST GETS APOCALYPTIC FROM BAJA TO VANCOUVER ISLE FROM INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE 
BUT THAT'S JUST SOMETHING WE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH 
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 STRIDHVAGN? 
I HEARD FROM SERVICEMEN THAT THE HYDRAULIC DOES ALL THE LOVELY THINGS ALL HYDRAULIC SYSTEMS DO AND THEY HAD TO WORK ANKLE DEEP IN FLUID 
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 AND CONCRETE IS AT LEAST KINDA REFLECTIVE
CONSIDER THE WALMART PARKING LOT, PLASTERED IN BLACK TACKY ASPHALT 
IF YOURE WALKING ALONG IT FEELS LIKE THE AIR TEMP JUMPS 30 DEGREES STEPPING OFF THE LAWN ONTO ASPHALT 
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 TO A TEE

THIS ENTIRE STRATHOLME MUST BE PURGED 
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 I BET THERE'S A BUNCH OF OLD FARMER'S TRICKS THAT WOULD ALLOW THEM TO EYEBALL IT 
DIFFERENT TYPES OF VEGETATION GROWING AT THE HILL ET CET
STUFF WE CONSIDER OLD WIVES TALES AND SUPERSTITION NOW 
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 hehe yup :) 
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 ITS HEAVY TO CARRY A LAZYBOY TO THE WOODS 
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 I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YA SONNY
COLLECTIVISM IS WHAT SURVIVES CRISES
EVEN LOOTERS FORM GANGS

YOU DON'T SEE INDIVIDUALISM UNTIL YOU HAVE A COLLECTIVE BODY OF POWER SO LARGE AND ABSTRACT THAT A SINGLE PERSON CAN SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ENGAGE IN ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR 
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 THEY'RE NOT TALKING CONSUMPTION OUT OF BIOSPHERE AT LARGE, THEY'RE TALKING LOCAL MUNICIPAL WATER SUPPLY CAPACITY 
BECAUSE THAT RAIN WILL VERY READILY FALL OUT ELSEWHERE 
>SO JUST SCALE THE CAPACITY UP
THAT WOULD BE THE ACTUAL REASONABLE RESPONSE NOW WOULDN'T IT
BUT WE'VE KILLED THE HYDRO TECHS WHO ONCE MOVED RIVERS IN THE WEST 
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 hehe, yup :) 
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 THEY DO USE TANKS AS MOBILE ARMORED LIGHT ARTILLERY BUT IDK IF THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BIG COLD WAR SURPLUS OF THE OLDER TANKS 
BECAUSE THEY ALSO USE THEM IN PLACE OF IFV/APC ROLES
LIKE "YEAH WE COULD PUT A BMP-3 THERE. . . OR WE HAVE THIS OLD TANK THAT CAN DO ALL THE SAME STUFF BUT ITS A TANK TANK" 
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 I HOPE SHE HAS FUN 
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 HAHA LITERALLY ME
FEELS LIKE NOTHING 
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 MOLECULAR PHYLOGENISTS DECLARING THAT CATFISH HAVE A CLOSER COMMON ANCESTRY WITH CATS THAN WITH FISH