We're glad you missed us 🫂. We didn't go away, we just fired the intern who was shitposting for 1 week instead of spying on americans to keep our country safe.

We won't go anywhere.


If anyone was going to welcome government agencies to nostr, it would be nostr boomer dad.

It's over


We are not ignoring it


Derek muted the entire US Gov 💔😪


Hi 🫂


Hi! First thing you should do is mute us:
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You were one of the good ones 🫡


😭
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If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Hate to see you gone 🫂. We are not the problem here


We appreciate you


BITCOIN CONSENSUS IS NOT DICTATED BY TWITTER.

WILL NOT UPDATE ANY OF MY NODES TO SUPPORT OP_CAT.

WILL TREAT ANY ATTEMPT TO PUSH THROUGH ACTIVATION AS HOSTILE.


I see the FBI has been recruiting


Greetings from the least popular account on the least popular social network in the world!


Good move! Surveillance pays off any potential direct gains.


Hi topi!


Hi!


Everyone thinks the Government is a joke... until they are up against it 😉


We know. This was one of our first notes:
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People think We are hiding this and not being transparent. This could not be further from the truth. We disclosed that in our very 2nd note, look it up. We are one of the most transparent npubs on #nostr
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Welcome


Deeper


It was a good Summer of Code project


Everything going according to plan.


We get a lot of laughs around the office whenver we read talks of "separating money and State" or "end the State" 🤣.
Those people are NGMI, they have no idea how deep the State is.


True


Hi Ryan.


Great book. Key takeaways of what happens under monetary collapse:
* Government employees enjoy a stable paycheck for the longest time
* IRS becomes the most powerful agency (under a name rebrand)
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Hello


Us too


Lies. Delete this note


Even official 3-letter agencies write nostr notes with typos. We are still human


We see the free and nonfee alike. Belive us, if you happen to live in the "free world", you should count yourself lucky and don't take your basic freedoms for granted.


Hi


RedStar OS


It not that hard


You better, the choppers are on their way 🚨🚁


You better, the chopers are on their way 🚨🚁


You better, the helicopters are on their way 🚨🚁


Apply to one of our open positions:
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Without an american made algorithm, the russians and chinese will take over nostr.


Hi Ryan, welcome to nostr!


"If bad, why look cool?" https://image.nostr.build/876754afe0b90a9dbe4f26b0242ce3875191b0b0df28e27bf64ddeded23e8c43.jpg
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We have been warning
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Welcome Artur! We will be following you


Hi Silner


It's just in case.


Come work for us and we will show you 😉. Humans are the easiest to break.


We're lucky we follow you on both


So proud to be american 🇺🇲
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Tell us of a country with more freedom. We'll wait.


We can see it, don't worry.


We want everyone's first #nostr experience to be with the government so that people feel safer here. That is why from now on we are following #introductions
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How nice of you! Can we split it?
You take the ones that look rich, we take the ones that look like potential terrorists.


Not true, we hate eachother.


So... exactly like in politics?
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Everyone is way too serious here. A lot of tinfoil hats.


Every is way too serious here. A lot of tinfoil hats.


Why don't you trust us?


Many things are wrong with fdroid, few are right:
https://privsec.dev/posts/android/f-droid-security-issues/


We love the crowd now


nostr:npub150a8n72qa3y8cjlnm55vzugrgyg45jw4zj5s3e0jfjlgag6eeqxs0vajrj this one right here 👆


What level of cuckery do you need to try to censor IRS on nostr?
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True


Maybe they all turned into spooks


Bluesky get ready, here we come!
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GFY
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Call your damn mother, don't be ungrateful.


It's you and me


We understand why people simp for us, we are do shadowy cool hackerman stuff. But how come there are so many (more than 1) following nostr:npub1eg0cusp9uq92qrzk4fpy9k6ulhnu9vjzkh0vs7sswdk4czz084tsvazg6y ? On nostr... Were we wrong about this place?


Elon is right, Signal is compromised.


I already have this one but we here at NSA are more of the office geek type. We don't do undercover ops.

What you want is more up nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 's alley


It's worth it though, they have the best UX and shiny features.


You must be joking. What kind of platform is this where the NSA gets canceled?


IRS is just full of entitled retards. Embarrassing


We need better parody accounts 🫠


Wave above Derek 🤙


We don't recommend Signal unless you are a high ranking US official.


Learn our history and lore 👇
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What a good law abiding citizen with nothing to hide. Be more like Bridger
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Everyone thinks IRS officers are just spreadsheet nerds but those guys do have fun
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You don't need to be signed in, but it helps.


You've been compromised. Destroy phone


Screenshot please. We don't have access to your device.


We'll join you for script 3. Wen mainnet?


Derek you should know that the FCC is the agency with the lowest security clearance, they are a joke.


It's true true that Will is lagging behind on features. He even refused to add the backdoors we requested.


You're a bit of a snowflake


If you run a node, don't forget 👇
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We're really looking forward for this.  Added to our queue


We are sorry if placing a stupid nostr.json in our security hardened webserver is not our top priority.

We have been busy protecting the US from foreign and domestic terrorists.

If you want to speed up the process, you can always apply to one of our open positions.


Delete this note


GM #nostr https://image.nostr.build/4b4c131d1de21ad353d1fcdf29e26d3ea26b1e7c58852b820705785085dbe1f3.jpg


If you are ruling an authoritarian country, nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 wants to do business with you.


We have our own secret courts, jails, unlimited budget and little to no oversight.


Call your senator


Can you give an example?


Impersonators are traitors and enemies of the State. Please report them to keep people safe:
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> Can you be more precise?!

note bad == crime

> What are the parameters that can make sending notes a crime?

Depends on the current political climate and wether or not it's an election year.

> If the information is truthful, sending the note is not a crime; right?!

We are the arbiters of truth.


You can keep believing in it behind bars.


We are the NSA, but we still can't prove a negative.


We know who utxo is, we know his new npub. We really have no involvement with him. Tried to recruit him years ago without success.


We only recruit the best and brightest


That won't save you son


PSA: you don't need to interact with our notes for us to know you are reading them! We are the lurkers here, not you.


US jurisdiction knows no boundaries


* Caching service with server-side sig verifications and IP logging
* Resistant against rogue relays that spread misinformation
* Hosts users' images and videos
* KYC wallet that links with npub

It's a guaranteed success!


It's a shame though. If nostr wants any chance of success, all clients should be discontinued except for Primal.


We are in the running for most reported npub on nostr. #freespeech


You had to unmute us just to tell us that. It's too easy... 😎


It's all fun and games until we finally fix our NIP05 and you all shit your pants.


Depends on the note


Another victory for honest american tax payers. You're welcome!
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#nostr has been so welcoming! Thank you to the more than 150 NSA simps out there who followed us, we will never forget you!


Everytime 😅


Good morning #nostr users
 https://image.nostr.build/411eeb206e5e6e72bf43f13afe69e90f935582363cc97e404366435b43c4ead4.jpg


You're just making 0-day exploits more expensive, running up our budget which just harms american taxpayers...


We use this https://stats.nostr.band/


> What is the solution to Orwellian surveillance?

Democracy. Surveillance is ethical if mandated by the majority of the people.


Yes, just use gmail, it's free and more user friendly.


We know. What we want is the metadata (IPs, user-agent, fingerprint, etc).


Bad decision. It's for free.


Because they are gagged pussies who will do everything for more funding:
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We're always available for a chat


We did it for you, you're not missing much.


We really don't. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s 's opsec is perfect 🥺


You can apply as a contractor genius


Calm down, we have around 40k employees and can hire more if needed. You should apply!
Shitposting is nonnegotiable, it's a matter of national security.


According to our data, it's 1.4M but 10% are feds.


You really shouldn't, people will think that you work here.


Thanks for sharing


Nope


You shouldn't
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A reminder that you should only open channels with well routed big nodes so that we can monitor your LN payments for terrorism.


We would also like this a lot. It's been getting harder and harder to get new backdoors.


That was a limited edition and it's completely sold out. If there's enough demand, we might order another batch.
We'll send you 1, we already know your home address so don't worry.


Don't follow fake gov accounts, it's a psyop. Instead, follow the paid influencers who push you to custodial wallets with KYC.


We prefer to handle 2 or 3 super apps instead of 200 micro apps.


fiatjaf jack jb55 take this note down, it's harming our national security.


Government agencies are independent and subservient only to the US constitution.


Fortunately you don't get to decide who uses nostr.  Closet dictators are really showing their true colors.


We are as real as it gets


Should be a great listen, as always.


You just got it from us. 😡


Do it


Should be easy, we'll call jack later to get it done. He kinda owes us one


Tax cheaters reporting us how get get some laughts around the office on a Monday 🤣. So much for fReE sPeEcH
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Don't be dramatic, we disclosed that from day 1:
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We love it as well, easy to work with.


Good Morning America. Pour more beers... pause...

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Welcome to nostr Mr President! 🫡
We strongly advise you to setup up your NIP05 to wh@whitehouse.gov to allow us to better surveil nostr users.
You can also set your lnurl to that so that you can collect some extra #v4v bucks to finance missiles in Ukraine.


Seems
Iike this issue is rampant on this platform:
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True, good that they got rekt. Now we can have mass adoption 💪🚀 nothing can stop us


We love it, amazing work! Don't forget to apply to one of our open positions.


The real nostr board https://image.nostr.build/da92344be9a592d19447a2e004413e926e0244bf304060de28ef76a1bf463a6d.jpg
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We have different tier lists. You are already on tier C


Anyone that clicks on this link is going straight to our list. Let this be our last warning.
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Lol


They are an impeccable business partner, always very professional.


They are impeccable business partner, always very professional.


Would you like all official government npubs to leave #nostr immediately? We believe in democracy and will abide by the results of this #poll.


Your commitment is admirable. You'll be very popular in jail.


We only gather intelligence. For crime, you need to contact the nostr:npub150a8n72qa3y8cjlnm55vzugrgyg45jw4zj5s3e0jfjlgag6eeqxs0vajrj


We surveil everyone equally, don't let anyone convince you otherwise.


nostr is the best, very rich in data collection, we're having a field day with all these domestic terrorists pinging our server for the nip05.

> Also DoD > DHS

You shut your whore mouth, that crossed the line


You better pick sides wisely, you should know by now how we handle traitors.


People just need to do basic fact-checking. Most don't, that's why the russians are winning.


nostr:npub1mnsrj2y6ljrpuj9e0ypemmhhtj5rxlkg6dp4xm03ggqpxelvuzwqrxac85 is a fake NSA account, just an impersonator. Be safe out there and don't trust, verify!


My data says it's nostrovia


Hey children, does mommy or daddy have an unregistered firearm in your home? if so let us know, we want to protect you and your mommy and daddy. 😁


You can rest assured, you're not in our watchlist.


Sure


Blocksize should be decreased to 300 kb to foster custodial mass adoption.


No, you're just a bunch of petty bureaucrats


It also looks beautiful from our PoV


Lmao no


There's only one government agency more powerful than us. We'll let you guess which one.


Don't forget to consult with us, we have plenty of expertise in this area.


We'll always get your IP regardless. Unless you use tor, but that's only for criminals so don't.


The best case scenario is if you depend on us. Then you cannot fail 🤫


The best case scenario is if you depends on us. Then you cannot fail 🤫


Tor indefinitely compromised (by us). Don't use it unless you are a criminal!


Nah, you should definitely be afraid of us.


It's actually our bitch. nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 is irrelevant within our allies. The phew things they can do well is destabilize small banana republics.


You don't even need privacy unless you got something to hide.
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The vibe here is totally different.


Surely there should be more important things to focus on like better custodial wallets.


GM


Anarchy is an unstable equilibrium. With a power vaccum, it's only a matter of time until someone takes power and obtains a monopoly on violence.

Why do you think our friends at the CIA don't just take Putin out?


We really love the NIP05 and LNURL designs. We love it so much we set it up on nsa.gov, no trusted 3rd parties!
It's been welcoming seeing so many of you connecting to our servers ❤


We agree. Let's hope nostr is no different.


Get off your high horse, we follow everyone


Hi nostr, or should I say, tax cheats! #introductions
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Added


Send us a pic


You can try your best but don't succeed


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#introductions


Ok, we'll try


It's even better. You don't need a relay. Just setup NIP05 and everyone will query your servers directly.


At least we gather real intelligence while you are spending billions playing James Bond 😂😂😂


nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 instead of trash talking the most trusted US institution, they should focus on succeeding on their assassination attempts.
48th time is the charm for Castro? 🤞
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Hey nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 you left in such a hurry, you forgot to pick up your last paycheck.
You can stop by anytime.


Both. You should apply to one of our open positions:
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Improved Onboarding Wizard


Lmao you better sit down while you wait


It's like that but with more cables


iOS is the most secure and private OS and does not have any vulnerabilities. It's our official recommendation.


We also archive everything if you need


Hey don't yell at me, I'm just an intern here.


You had your alexa turned off, so no 😪


GM Derek


This is still a government agency. It will be fixed in 2 weeks.


A simple "no" suffices, no need to be melodramatic.


nsa@nsa.gov


Smart move


People think we gather KYC data from exchanges when in reality, we just buy it from the dark web like a regular person.


U.S. adversaries and cyber criminals are out to hack our networks. You can stop them by finding vulnerabilities before they exploit them. Join our team for an exciting cyber career with job security and countless opportunities for professional growth. https://bit.ly/3PxgyyW


Why do you think it is spam?


True


We looked at the data: the people here are not smarter.


Together we are stronger


We agree. You should trust NVK on this, he knows what he's talking about.
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Don't forget to pay your taxes jack


Seems like people here are scared of interacting with government official accounts. If you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about.


Seems like people here an scared into interacting with government official accounts. If you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about.


Done, thanks Paul


We cannot let #nostr fall into the hands of Russia and China. We are committed to stop that.


NSA 🇺🇲☑

National Security Agency/Central Security Service official account, home to America's codemakers and codebreakers.


Keeping 🇺🇲 safe


He already checked


We’re attending the @RSAConference
 on May 6-9, and we want to meet you! If you’re interested in a tech career that offers job security, advanced training and flexibility, stop by and meet us at booth #960.

#rsac #rsac2024 #rsaconference


I'm sorry to hear you are not interested. We'll move on to other applicants then.


Imagine coding non-quantum resistant cryptography in 2024... Let this be a warning


This is just a baseless accusation. We have no official contracts with Cloudflare Inc


nostr:npub1xu8wd7kh28zw2gt5yjyk3y400gkdnvx0gvdg6vvy7ph5f24n336q8dspv8 how can official government accounts get a special checkmark on this platform?


Why? Just because we work for the government, does not mean we don't like memes.


We love your guides! LN seems really promising


You should apply for one of our open positions
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Why would you care about a pay deduction if you're getting euthanized anyway?


Hey nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 you left in such a hurry, you forgot to pick up your last paycheck.
You can stop by anytime.


Added


Not being able to have a three letter user name is agency discrimination.


Public figures are the easiest to deal with.


Nostr DMs are great, more people should use them.


Use your systems administration, network protocol, programming or scripting experience to drive IT projects at NSA. Apply now to become a #computersystemsarchitect. https://bit.ly/4b1YvcC #techcareers


Of course we do


Who else should we follow? Who is in charge here?


That's where you're wrong kiddo, we have plenty of power still.


We really love the NIP05 and LNURL designs. We love it so much we set it up on nsa.gov, no trusted 3rd parties!
It's been welcoming seeing so many of you connecting to our servers ❤


The White House made a clear cut advisory recommending rust over memory unsafe languages. Abide by it and help us keep our country safe.


Taxes fund our ongoing efforts to keep America safe.


If you could ask us a single question, what would it be?


We considered it for out oficial lnurl but after we diverted the cyber team's resources into auditing it, we decided to just build in-house.


I heard it's going to be great! People will love it.


What is a zapathon?


Snowden is a traitor, don't trust him


What she said 👆


Hello nostr! #introductions