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 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav I dare you to try! 😌 
 @80b8f8fa I think a little tickle and it'd be as placid as a household pet! 
 When I say you're positively vulpine, what I mean is that you're gonna scream, and claw and buck like a vixen once I'm mounted deep in that tight little hole if yours, slamming inside of you with all the force and determination I can muster 
 "Getting overexcited watching that big hard cock disappearing repeatedly into your pussy, slamming your guts as it gets ready to seed you?"

"Flip yourself around then, mount yourself on that big dildo that I fixed to the back of my desk. Ride yourself feral on it whilst your panty little face protrudes by my legs and I have you clean your own cunt juice off my fingers while you cum so hard on it, willing it to flood your womb as you watch my cock grow, bulging in my trousers, inches from your face?" 
 "In fact, little mutt, in this frame of mind you don't even need that dildo to make you cum do you? Just having me hold that head as I slam my cock down your throat is all it's going to take to have you furiously bucking and shaking as you anticipate how forcefully I'm going to cum in you." 
 It's #masturbationmonday so I do hope you've shown yourself a little appreciation 
 A warm cup of tea may cool you down, but I'm pretty sure a warm thick creampie will make this weather much more bearable 
 @b78f268b the stretch as you sink down over that knot, then the rolling eyes as you plunge that syringe as forcefully as you can 👌 
 @b78f268b imagine if that knot pulsed too, pressing tight against your walls, as it squirted that load so deep up into your guts 
 @b78f268b the stretch as you sink down over that knot, then the rolling eyes as you plunge that syringe as forcefully as you can 👌 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav I would never. 
 @8847b20e Good good. I guess we'll just have to assume it's morning dew then, the same as this big wet patch, on the sheets, between your legs 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav Good sir, I do not drool on... 
 @8847b20e I do hope you're not suggesting that I surreptitiously warmed myself up in your mouth, and said drool spot is actually precum that you have been inadvertently rubbing your face in? 
 The dream is so vivid, you feel your body, grinding against the covers, you can feel the warm wet patch of drool on your pillow that your cheek is pressed against, your pussy feels so alive and sensitive, your hand travels, purely powered by muscle memory, towards your clit.

As you lift your body to rub yourself, the realisation dawns, this is not a dream, you're weighted down, he's fucking you. Instead of rubbing your clit, you reach down, grab his balls, so heavy, sweaty, as they slap against you. Is it because he's been pounding away, is it because this feels so deliciously dirty? Whatever it is, you're whimpering, bucking, "fuck me...please" you beg him, grabbing a tit with your spare hand, orgasming instantly, crying now, "cum in me!". 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav I cant say i ever meet men ... 
 @b78f268b you're making it sound as if it's open season, and I relish a challenge 😈 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav couldn't hurt to find out 
 @b78f268b that might depend on how forcefully it's pumped into you? 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav i thought it worked like ho... 
 @b78f268b you were thinking a creampie may have the same effect? 
 @7f148452 with care to the point of delivery, or maybe just until they've thoroughly assessed your proportions and can really throw you around with abandon? 
 @b78f268b giving anyone that view is unlikely to cool anything down 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav I can't,  I'm in no positio... 
 @b78f268b well, I guess the only upside, is that after a period of frustration, you're going to have an extra good time later! 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav bweh, now I'm really worked... 
 @b78f268b maybe it's time for a quick self-service, just so you're able to concentrate on whatever else it is you need to achieve today? 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav 👉👈 m-maybeee 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav some of us have busy days 😅 
 @b78f268b and it's sounding like I've just presented you with an even more pressing task to attend to? 
 My friend: uhgh, all my pictures show a double chin

Me, in my head: given the visual language of... 
 @db062807 instantly creates a language of dependency, arousing the need for reassurance that it is actually cute, and good behaviour, irrespective of, or maybe in part because of, the insecurity it creates 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav 👀💦

This has been run... 
 @b78f268b sat there, clenching your fist, forcing a finger roughly into your palm, secretly wishing it was someone else violating you like that? 
 Noone wants someone who's stupid all the time, but it is fun when you can temporarily halve their IQ by sticking a hand down their pants 
 Ich erwarte von Männern nicht viel nur dass sie keine Scheiße reden, pumpen bis ihr Pump decent... 
 @236ebdc3 a pretty himbo who has better ways to employ his mouth than to mindlessly chatter? 
 It's Friday, time to wear your shortest skirt and crotchless knickers, then spend all day teasing yourself with the thought that all it would take is for you to arch your back and thrust back your hips, and they could be balls deep in you within seconds 
 nostr:npub177lwa6p430vvaqc2nrccwx0v55t2nlh9t08460knp6qja60d3l0ss78gav Anything is up for the taki... 
 @cf7a4d58 well, if orgasms were to be allowed, then a remote control vibe taped to the cage could be a fun way to administer them, particularly when you never know when you may have no alternative but to make a mess? 
 #Locktober is fast coming up and plans are now in motion to make it a good one. I wonder what els... 
 @cf7a4d58 that would probably depend upon whether it's also meant to be orgasm-free, or not 
 Are you a pervert? 
 @8847b20e absolutely. And proud of it. I was made this way, so it means I've trodden a fruitful path of self-realisation 
 @b78f268b and make sure the bartender left it at the far side of the bar so you had to bend over to retrieve it? 
 @b78f268b how could I resist when you make such a delicious dressing for them? 
 @80b8f8fa the sag when you stand up may suggest otherwise 🤭 
 Ways to Measure Dicks:
* length
* width
* area
* mass
* volume
* count
* donut hanging capacity
*... 
 @6fda6234 ejaculate velocity? 
 He was always so dominant when he fucked her, so it was shocking to see him on his back, legs up, soft-cocked, as she penetrated him. His arousal was plain to see: his head coated in sticky precum, ropes of it dribbling out of him, his lips ajar, his eyes wide, hungry and intoxicated.

His usual growls has been replaced by whimpers and moans, the pitch of his voice had raised a full octave as he begged for it. His hands reached up needily, grabbing a tit as he bucked his hips, or squeezing her arse as she fucked him, absolutely in heat.

She couldn't help but spit in his mouth as he lay there taking it, and he greedily swallowed it as he mumbled "please". She felt him start to shake, and she held his cock loosely in her hand, he'd hardened a little, but was still flaccid.

"Good boy, that's right, cum all over it", she instructed, as he thrashed around and she felt those thick ropes of cum start to splash out of him, coating his belly, and hers.

#strapon #femdom

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 @33052a52 thoughts of someone laying down the law to you, enforcing their absolutely rigid and stringent policies? 
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 @1e22b6e7 I love dahlias, although there's such variety, and are the purple ones in the foreground of your shot salvias? 
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 @80b8f8fa and even the most ferocious beasts are little more than cute puppies when they're mid-flow! 
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 "Getting overexcited watching that big hard cock disappearing repeatedly into your pussy, slamming your guts as it gets ready to seed you?"

"Flip yourself around then, mount yourself on that big dildo that I fixed to the back of my desk. Ride yourself feral on it whilst your panty little face protrudes by my legs and I have you clean your own cunt juice off my fingers while you cum so hard on it, willing it to flood your womb as you watch my cock grow, bulging in my trousers, inches from your face?" 
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 @80b8f8fa perfect time to tickle your tummy and make sure you let it all out 
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 @33052a52 this is absolute not sounding conducive to deadline meeting, unless maybe you imagine your prospective partner waiting in the bathroom, only to appear and make proper use of you once you hit the send button on those worktasks? 
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 @33052a52 Can you not, at the very least, carve out a few moments to craft some delicious lines that float through your mind all afternoon long, and keep you sticky and aroused as you play them, on loop, for the rest of the day? 
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 @33052a52 how thoroughly unreasonable! I do hope that, once met, you'll have plenty of opportunity to indulge in smut