A collage of all of your dunks, in the style of Denzel’s face. Must do at 1,000,000btc/usd


RIP when fiat had to be backed by something. The clanging of those coins has a quintessential old timey sound to it


That is a young man who is going to put the ball in the basket


Suhhhhh dick


Still laughing about this.

Sorry sats


Ima find a way to help him out


Even I, as a federal agent, know this to be true.


My friend lost 18k on coinbase on Monday. Sim Swap attack

Get your ducking corn off of coinbase frens


Yas bitch slay


History has shown that if you keep your #Bitcoin on an exchange, you will eventually get rug pulled.

Examples include Mt. Gox, FTX, BlockFi, Celsius, Genesis, Voyager, and many more.

Your Bitcoin is likewise not safe on Coinbase, Robinhood, Kraken, Binance, Gemini, or any other exchange. Self-custody is the way. https://image.nostr.build/a017e7eff87b57fb6aef098f4da07a9397a900fae66bc159e6cc89a23abb19ad.jpg


We may bicker sometimes but TODAY, today we are one big happy family


Bro I know that’s one of your favs. Had to google that one at work cautiously. “My man Denzel Washington”


Technically a water sport even if it’s frozen 😅


Play on playa https://image.nostr.build/aa122547688e86c05fab7f4d5d550f1f05bf014e02993dc45f32162d02e38ffc.jpg


Hahahahahahahaha I can’t help it. Sats will defeat the entire internet when he’s determined to.


I am rolling so hard I can’t stop shit posting you guys today


nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex

Love you ladies!


For sure the casino


If you don’t think Bald Head Brian is playing games like a trickster, mmkay..


Sats I swear she is completely unhinged I cannot make her stop

I didn’t tell her what McD stands for I promise


Node has some of the rarest pepes


The downfall of society is a weight loss drug.

Really. That is sooooo maniacally fucked I cannot even wrap my head around it.

YARRR IMA BE A GLUTTON AND DIS HERE PILL GON SAVE MY TUMMY


I was just thinking this shit

Insecure people are crabs in a bucket. It’s easier to hate on you than to look in the mirror. Pathetic people cast pathetic doubts because they are bitter, resentful, envious, etc

Easier to judge you on the sidelines than trying to get stake in the game.

Fuck em


Ask your fren how much their savings acct went up this year


My final words to the cucks we destroy https://video.nostr.build/2cc7e24892841b335e22c76423d0d84f3f06474f5c1dc32e56401b578179c88f.mp4


You are a champion!! I didn’t think anyone would know it. Rather niche


Some people are practically begging for it!


Gm fed

Please don’t

Keenly observing your battles is all I have left


OH LAWD HE THICK BOI


“10k and pray”

HFSP!


Who is this? If you know you are deserving of some Anonymous Bux https://image.nostr.build/a6143f4860fd3bec89e7f113cd7b9f26c3c2761bc1fe758cc8463b8158179b9f.jpg


This is happening awfully fast…..keep doing your pushups after 100k😡


I can assure you it is a disturbing process.

But she gets the job done.


Royotah🙇🏽♀


What in the Japanese tonka truck is going on here


Sometimes nostr:npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt ties me up and says “naughty boys get punished” and other stuff like that. Do you think that’s abuse? Or is that her love language?? Idk man


Anything for you my queen 🖤


Acorns*


Yooooooo are you sure you wanna go down this path young lady you know damn well I can play ball


Yeah that’ll work I just need to clean up this coffee that got on my seat..

Passenger seat is clean😏


Buy my poison

And I’ll sell you the cure.


What if I’m consistent and reliable but not stable 😅


Does anyone remember Wilmer Valdarama from That 70’s Show had that program on MTV called “yo mama”


IAM THANKFUL FOR CORN AND TIDDIES


Who put that bruise on your arm and who am I beating up later


Old rubber face Nance Pelosi


Sats do we need to beat a bitch up? Schoolyard style? Take one sneaker and your milk


Was thinking this morning, I am far too euphoric. Bitcoin really is a game against yourself in a lot of ways.


Good morning my fellow agents


(I’m not a dad)

Some girls car had a “I love hot dads” sticker on it, and it had me thinking, I’m something of a hot dad myself


I’m a hot dad


I’m anonymous


Where?


It’s sortve like a sneaker drop. Only so many pairs left. Get one before they’re gone.


Not me. My gratefulness is limited. Only so much gratitude to give before I run out


“Do you want your receipt?”

“No im ok”

“All set, thank you”

“You too”

Why am I like this


Another day of winning the internet against the commies…..


Idk who this chick is bro but she’s awfully fresh

I’d say anyone who slanders you in that way is probably a Batman maxi


I’m just saying she called you McDildo behind your back bro….


btc ples I need moar time stop


I didn’t know we worked together


Fucko reporting for duty 🫡


Good mawnin you muthafuckaaaaas


Gm feds


The clock stops for nobody!

Yesterday is gone, today is the day, and tomorrow is the mystery.


In a lot of ways, your health is like a round of golf. Anyone can hit a decent shot sometimes. But what makes golf hard, is stringing together a series of good shots. This is synonymous to life and your health. It’s not hitting a good shot once a round. It’s stringing together the series of habits and disciplines day after day, that allow for a good round.


Most people mistake consumerism for capitalism.

Money printing is the precise cause of that distortion.

You’re not “anti-capitalist”. You’re just retarded and can’t comprehend 2nd order effects of money printing.

More money chasing less goods. Simple as.

And the Cantillon Effect ensures you don’t get that extra $$.

The commie mind cannot comprehend this.


The difference between a dream and a goal, is a timeline and accountability


I live in a result based world

No one has ever made an excuse and then lucked into a result

You get results when you no longer have excuses to explain your short coming

Stop making excuses=start getting results


Bitboy is a they them


I will absolutely roll that fat boi


I almost always regret what I say in anger.


Thanks for knowing I’m not a fed🙏


A


I agree with this


Laugh at them https://image.nostr.build/7261c0e0d539ef01e049e18f7b4f301884f6aeda3f8f098e1768510c770762c5.jpg


Ive never read instructions


They say people in your life are seasons and anything that happen is for a reason


She is for sure a reptilian overlord demonic scum


Dude if you knew how hard I was laughing last night at that entire thread/making that blasphemous meme….

Still laughing about it.


All the LDL’s


I make a really, really concerted effort to treat people how I want to be treated. I work to be empathetic, to close my eyes and put myself in someone else’s shoes. Anyone who knows me knows I am wildly sensitive to the needs of others. Largely because I know the lows I’ve faced and I’d never want anyone to feel how I have felt.

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

I am not a saint or a savior. But so often, more than I’d like to admit, I put people before myself. Colleagues, friends, family. Often I feel it is not recognized, or reciprocated.

Somewhat point defeating, but it’s exhausting constantly trying to…be a bigger person behind the curtains. To eat it and still try to be solid. To have your eyes torn out and not look to be vengeful. It’s a thankless job that we  all have to do.

Not to be confused with being a doormat. But…a bit of appreciation goes a long way.


LOL Joan rivers will not stand for the slander

Hope you’re well homie.


Is that lizzo


Bruh


Nancy Pelosi made $1.7M in 90 days off Nvidia.

Nancy Pelosi is a rubber faced bitch


Today I acquired the sattybois which means there is less for all of you reading this. Suckers


I am laughing so motherfucking hard at this absolutely horrid third world meme I’ve made https://image.nostr.build/697a733400663f435e210a5c94b05f7724e316e5f00016b94108b9e458ee6111.jpg


He endorses slave labor and he wears Che Guevara shirts


Bro how dare you side with the communist bot


If you don’t have cyborg muted you’re a sicko


Hey how is your trading going?


Fuckin dying at this thread


(I’m being facetious). Will look into what you said though. Would be nice to consolidate like 25 UTXO’s


I was actually thinking I’ll send them to coinbase because they are a reliable and trustworthy entity


So I can just generate an address the same way I would if I were to receive sats from Strike, and then send my bitcoin from my jade to the address I generated, and I will efficiency send my sats from one address on my jade, to a new address on my jade? I’m probably mansplaining this but I am really not super savvy with this


I will be honest, I am not the most tech savvy and I get really nervous moving my sats. I have seen some talk about sparrow wallet but doesn’t that require a desktop? At the moment I’m just using my jade


If I took the contents of my wallet and sent it to another wallet, then sent it back, that would consolidate my UTXO’s, yeah?


“I’m bullish on blockchain technology”

Hard pass


Buy more😈


Did Breedlove start the #100PushUpsUntil100K or did he recently join our movement??


That was a cyber attack and if you aren’t prepared you’re going to end up eating your little niece Suzie or some shit when the grid collapses


Whatever fed


I did like it but I didn’t want to get rugged :/


Bro you’re playing the WoS game still!!?!?


This is a question and not financial advice.

What do you guys invest in that is not exchanging fiat for bitcoin? Any bitcoin proxies or mining ops? Tech stonks? What yall into?


What does black pilled mean?


In typing that I realized we actually proceed from the same sentiment. We didn’t ask for permission or forgiveness. We just progress.


Ahhhh, gotcha

I grew up skating mostly in the 2000’s, some in the 2010’s. Back then, it was definitely still very “frowned” upon. Probably had the cops kick me out of 1,000 spots. On one hand, SLS and other competitions have made it more mainstream. But I’m not sure the skate community actually cares about that. Maybe redbull and monster do. But kids at skateparks don’t give a fuck about that sortve shit


There are no good app options😡


I think I am confused


I didn’t actually realize UTXO was a thing until 3 years into this journey. Most of my UTXO’s are 1,000,000+ but I do have maybe like 10 transactions that are 300,000-1,000,000. Have thought about consolidating them but I can’t tell if it’s a bigger headache/security risk as opposed to just leaving them be. Thanks for the info dog


What size do you think minimally? 1,000,000 sats?


Tell em I’m not a fed, Sats


I’m not a fed☹


Gm even if you think I am a fed


When my phone has a service outage https://image.nostr.build/466e710e114a296d38d97165bf864dc84dfe446e44e8e69242ff42225962bd76.jpg


SOS mode until the day I die


AT&T you are ASS


My thoughts on this are sortve rolling so I’m gonna be a loser and comment on this to continue my thinking.

There is no season. There isn’t a distinguishing difference between practice and a game, because it is all practice. It starts as practice and ends as practice. There is no development phase or instructional league. It is entirely self taught. It is the same intensity all of the time, whether someone is there to witness it or not. These traits are so unlike traditional sports. The world around you, architecture, stairs, rails, curbs, it all becomes a medium for you to play on. To participate in some sortve ballet. No one encourages you, most people discourage you!

I could wax lyrical about it and philosophize all night. If anyone’s reading this congrats you’ve listened to my bullshit thanks for playing


There are no opponents or teams at a skatepark. Everyone is their own entity. We get hyped off of one another doing sick shit. We uplift the skatepark community the more we participate. An entire nomenclature for tricks, an entire rules based etiquette for skating parks has been developed by a bunch of outcasts around the world. No institutions to embrace it, no coaches, no refs. Yet an entire culture has been created without the approval of anyone.


Im gonna get high that day

I get high everyday, but im gonna get high that day, too.


Ball is life


Holding my Blockstream like https://image.nostr.build/a571c275189406d78761b7208f50f9621664f9115552a19f50e3e46fbcfbab39.jpg


Schweppes black cherry seltzer is better than Polar


You didn’t have to do it and you did it anyway


What do you know about roasting mallows young lady


I always get the last laugh???? https://image.nostr.build/24de55f198db306a5d612b036831b89bfc2280095cfb6ce927843c2109cd8ce4.jpg


It didn’t happen! I mean it did but I said no! I didn’t consent! He made me sign an NDA😞


I would have easily destroyed him how dare you😡


I’d go so far to say they are the same thing they claim to hate.


I rest my case https://image.nostr.build/5ff3237fcf5b4638e03cbc4d88c128e0de09959ad7ccec9f909f17819291b3cf.jpg


Do you have any idea how many children fell into that ball pit and never returned? The same ball pit this big purple fuck was lurking around???


A looooong time ago I mentioned my town council was voting on something that would effectively tax the community.

Well, that shit passed yesterday.

And unfortunately, now I have to engrave bottles of champagne with the names of those spineless council members so I can toast to their downfall which I will personally seek out.


Grimace was purple and also possibly a pedophile


Any lights can be disco lights if you remain open minded 💫


In the streets they call me Fluffo Nutkins aka Perchance Penny aka Geno Big Bills

Gm


Ran into my high school sweetheart

You wanna talk about a world class BLUNDER on her part


ETH bro it’s ultra sound money dude please bro the triple halving event it’s going to flippening bro please smart contracts


When should we make price 55k


I have siblings that are physicians

They have precisely 0 training in nutrition

Medicine is a reactive process, not proactive. They can only help you once you’ve been compromised.

Don’t be compromised💪


I guess if you’re looking to be a bit more specific you could say BMI + Body composition. That would be a more accurate measure


While that is true, 99.9% of the population are not athletes that defy a  BMI. Notably would be a professional running back, right? They’re 6’0 215lbs with 8% body fat. However, When you go to your job, apply a vague BMI to everyone and you’ll see most people are just overweight. It serves as a general principle.


Arguably the most important key


If you need to tell people about things you do (virtue signal) because your lack of results don’t speak for themselves, then what you’re doing sucks.

That isn’t my opinion. It’s a fact. If you want a better body, and you tell me about your IntErmItTeNt FaStInG and all of this shit, it’s cute, but if your BMI sucks, what you’re doing ~isn’t working~.

You gotta tell people because you don’t have results.

Change what you’re doing.

This applies to everything in life. Some people get results and most people chirp on the sidelines. Don’t be a loser. Get in the game and stop talking about it, be about it.


Wow I never knew how many different types of eggs there were! Really beautiful


Kings Disease


Too damn high! https://image.nostr.build/8d3e27302381574bfa8485b06dfa728e7e04f796d51db2eac0e1d27efecfc6bc.jpg


Gm https://image.nostr.build/33811435d27d4d6bbf56fed0704639b557ebb532ea32f3a2c4761314f213f6a2.jpg


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/6bd111911abeca2f5f713704233dca83fad04b8747d0b67f04c5e841a98dac50.jpg


Thots need love too


I like our community and I would like it to succeed. Those who give me a hard time are my nostr frens they don’t mean harm


That’s probably the most reasonable option for my circumstance but that does fundamentally defeat the thesis of bitcoin, you know? Sacrifices for scaling


Lately everybody’s been riding me about a lightning wallet

Here’s my case

Used WoS. Said bitch naw I will not get rugged/cleared that wallet out.

I only use Damus, I have no interest in accessing Nostr via a desktop. So, I’m looking for a wallet on my phone. It seems all of these are either
1) custodied by someone else (I’m all set)
2) require opening some channel/putting 50,000 sats or something on them

I’ve been a bitcoiner for four years. This shit seems like an awful lot. I’m not horribly confident in Lightning in general.

Everyone can get butthurt about that but I don’t see any simple compatible option


Gm https://image.nostr.build/c39d877ba909538cc4274576f00bcc6202250fa5a7570f28de5b583e96d87bd1.jpg


Why am I out here catching strays I’m just a boi


I need to set up a new wallet :/


Thanks dude!


So sick!!

I had some work done on my knee a few years ago so I’ve been off the wagon for a bit but I’ve recently been thinking about getting back into flat ground


Hell yeah bro! https://video.nostr.build/91dd917ecb824f24c3a246ff4f3989eed2a1fe2d5dda21c079584199a84beab7.mp4


Skateboarding is much more art, than sport. It’s really all about style and cinematography moreso than competition like a traditional sport. The creative touch a filmer can add makes all the difference.


This is probably from 2008ish. I wish I landed it cleaner but god damn this must’ve taken me 200 attempts. https://video.nostr.build/9d28049fafb97b1087ba24c100c28338b2dc497d8a715cf7e53345c5e856fac2.mp4


It’s just me against the world.


What about NPC’s 🫨


You know who loved fish dicks….


Hahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha


Apple removed V1 bro. It’s a declaration of war.


Would be a shame if…you accidentally dropped an ink pen on any Fiat notes and the pen miraculously wrote “Bitcoin” all over the bill…and since you were unaware of this you deposited it back into an atm so it would be anonymously circulated to another person….

Would be a shame if that happened. Wouldn’t be the best medium to advertise on or anything…


Oh ITS DEAD BRO ITS BEEN DEAD SINCE ‘NAM


Confirm your confirmation 😡


There is this idea of “activation energy” required for biochemical reactions to occur. These reactions are not energetically favorable to spontaneously occur, and so, they require a catalyst (enzyme) to reduce the initial “activation energy” for the reaction to proceed.

This is to say, the first step is the hardest. We all know this anecdotally. That first hump, that initial immediate obstacle is usually the most difficult to overcome, and once you do, you gain some traction towards whatever you’re working towards.

Just gotta get over that first hurdle.


I’m not so quick to vilify anger. Sometimes that’s the best fuel. I guess it depends how much it consumes you. But some of the things I’ve done that I am most proud of, the catalyst to overcome the initial hurdle was anger, or frustration.


There is a song called “We Can Make It Better” by Kanye West off the Late Registration album. This song was only released in Australia on an extended version of the CD. But it’s a great little tune. Gotta YouTube it to find it, worth the search if you appreciate some old Ye.


It hurts my soul BAD that $500 isn’t even 1,000,000 sats anymore.


✨ Exactly 2 years ago, investor Charlie Munger said #Bitcoin  should be banned and compared it to a "venereal disease."

Today, Munger is dead and #Bitcoin  is above $50k https://image.nostr.build/5aa8dec7366a5b8cb6c6738f6e57ec5f1650b7dc8294c4bdbeda82d3e6062a05.png


Took the words out of my mouth https://video.nostr.build/dc95ce5f2397f4672bc713a1857db1c4a72efd3afcde00e947294f7181969a41.mp4


nostr:npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt 💪💪💪


LOL I was talking about our unit of measures relative to the metric system 😅


Wait until you see the standard conversion system…


In the dark of night these thoughts of mine keep me up all night


I found an island in your arms, country in your eyes🎶🎶🎶


You know who CAN afford a Lexus…😏


Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis😩


I’m still lookin at these damn shoes but I know I’ll be like this https://video.nostr.build/7ee72999394a42c2c6ef4a3befade9e68ce3d637c6b5d41808b2de803fa01d73.mp4


Thank you bees💜


Hahahahahahaha nothing!


I thought that was Bruce Jenner.


The real ones remember all the of shit he promoted in 2020/2021. I place him among BBcrypto and those other open mouthed thumbnail regards


Pompliano is nothing but static. Dude needs Schiff to come hate on bitcoin so he can remain relevant


I don’t get it ☹


I read this book in 2015 and I still think about its message very regularly.


Shut up who wan skam u https://image.nostr.build/70640a2e3c045869a1f0283ebec6e864d63bce9e053c23ffab73bbb6349a9d98.jpg


nostr:npub12axwhj03y5vnshalq8p5mxx0u5rvka2hshw7n06dp9pxt6fjxvzsngqqad stop DMing me asking if I’m interested in trading

You guys used to be good at scamming. You didn’t even try hard. It’s insulting. You need to go revamp your plan and come back when you’re better

Bot


Bitcorn or corn muffins?


Everyone send Sats some postive vibes🙏🙏🙏 nostr:note1dafgphtk4f0hrgv8afcgtjf04j9c2dqtl5epyf0u2d0cts0s083qjwmrkq


I’m sorry man. You know you were a great keeper to her in this lifetime. We all meet again at one point or another.


Bout tree fiddy


The goals in your life are not important because of the outcome you desire. They are important because of what they will make of you to achieve them.


Thanks dog🥹


I think if you go on primal you can see when your profile was created

My first note was a DM to myself😅


Had tickets to see him a few weeks before he moved on. Such a talented dude.


What you use?


I was a WoS pleb for a long time and moved funds to avoid getting rugged. I guess I’ve been reluctant to set up a new one because it seemed they all had a custodial risk


👑 https://image.nostr.build/5df890c98c2f7ba3aebf6de399431fca1f5586bfe143d96dabd0711c1e8800f3.jpg


God damn it everyone’s been hitting me with that today. I’ll fix it.


Cornrow Kenny I was born with a vision


Love that song


I’m starting to believe there ain’t no such thing as heavens trumpets

Andre verse soooo good


nostr:npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt this is what I imagine you do in the snow


If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis😎


Hahahah yeah I guess you’re right. Maybe I needed the praise all along.


Wow, what a lucky and fortunate bet you made! You must have very good instincts!! Enjoy your choco PAL


I’m getting there. Only in the last year of my life have I realized God was waiting for me to recognize him. I often ask “why” instead of trusting the process in front of me, even when he does offer me reassurance.


This is something I’ve come to realize very much this past year.

If you ask for strength, you will be given the opportunity to be strong. As to say, your weakness will be tested.

This notion has completely shifted my paradigm.


When you desire patience, you will not be given patience, you will be given the opportunity to exercise patience.

This year will be an opportunity to exercise humility. I cannot emphasize this enough. Anyone reading this will likely be tested this year. The test is your opportunity to prove the lessons you’ve learned along the way.


Exercise humility. We don’t need to remind anyone how “right” we were. It’s alllllll good. Our reward is our wallet, not the recognition we need from others.


Wealth is when Mr. Mackey doesn’t have to teach these kids anymore, mmkay? https://image.nostr.build/3ce3c19223a1a1cbf4335409d11b3bbdde64cd6ad48d06f7d9c18e97351d0d06.jpg


Mmkay

Tree fiddy plus a lot mmkay

Guess you’re right mmkay

Mmkay


Tree Fiddy is the price of everything always forever


Bout tree fiddy


Otherwise known as crabs in a bucket.


Insecure, weak people will resent your self efficacy because they subscribe to a famine mentality model where your successes rid them of the opportunity to also be successful.


Often times I need to give Ye albums multiple listen throughs to really “get it”. Yeezus took me years to come around on. Same with Life of Pablo. There is a lot of good shit on Vultures, though.


I like it but I think I like Donda more. Either way still by Ye. I thought Detroit 2 was good. I think I prefer Kings Disease 2 over any of those.


Have spent a LOT of time thinking about this.


Gm mataytoe potato


Today marks 365 days on Nostr

I am Anonymous forever

Some of you rule and I’m glad to see you sickos post daily

💜


Been thinking a lot about persistence and consistency.

So much of what I am proud of in my life derives from those two sentiments.

I think humans intuitively understand, even if we cannot articulate it, that we are left with a sense of awe when seeing anything that reflects tremendous consistency and persistence. They represent the intentional use of the one thing we cannot buy; time.

Gotta keep sharpening that blade


Well I disagree and that is where the cookie has crumbled


Insofar as being alive is expensive, I guess, but it’s far cheaper than paying to eat more and then paying for a cure.


Gm if you don’t workout this morning you’ll be fat and expensive to keep alive


Will admit I have been a huge Kanye fan since I saw the New Workout Plan on MTV. Can’t help it. Dude makes amazing music.


I’ve found that sometimes his music is ahead of the it’s time. Travis Scott whole sound to me, is founded off Yeezus. I think it’s good, definitely some shit that I have to run back a bunch of times and let grow


There is sooooo much good music and the notion that I will only capture such a small fragment in my lifetime hurts my soul

New ‘ye thooooo


Are you familiar???? Stumbled upon him today. That album “Come Around and Love Me” is real good.


One of my favorite artists, someone I was raised on, is Marvin Gaye.

This kid Jalen Ngonda sounds identical to him. Worth a listen


I don’t trust anybody all of the leaders are corrupt 😏

*PUTIN INTERVIEW*🤪

Neckbeard x1,000,000


Who’s not entertained by my painnn🎶🎶🎶


Burn is so good what the fuck😭


LOL me too.


Might fuck around🤪 https://image.nostr.build/9ff29552380250c6c9af7c93ee4d672c7be3f7dfd17cfb10e56cf81291684441.jpg


Ermergerddddddd


Yeeee


It’s a video of ye at the TLOP listening party and thug “takes the aux”. Some rap LORE


I’m only like 8 years behind. Didn’t know that was the song in the “thug wanna play something” clip


Node have you ever heard “with them” by young thug?


A while back, my buddy was being a stingy fuck, and so I went to text him

“I heard you jack off to Scrooge McDuck”

Except it went to my mom. At 7:30 in the morning.

Tough.


Yoooo😩


No bro, the ocean. Just toss it in dog!


Ocean for sure


Hahahahaha alright, fair enough. This life wasn’t really that fun for me anyway


WHAT SAY YOU NOW MCDILDO

Hahahaha I know I’m gonna pay for that but I’ve wanted to say it for a long time now.


I have completely instigated this and fled the scene. And you’ll never catch me.


Explain this then https://image.nostr.build/38ff3b92e2585fc37303a27f036b9a7f40b5bc40c1f1cd810a394187f2df5ab2.jpg


Batman is a communist sympathizer


Matata you cannot keep trademarking everything


I’ve been pretty down lately.

But…I know that as long as I keep putting in the reps of life behind the curtain, even if no one is championing me for my efforts, sooner or later I will be recognized by who matters. Sooner or later, someday.

It’s not all up to me. I just need to have a clear, concise goal, and faith that the same forces that gifted me life, have a plan for me insofar as I am willing to work and trust.

I have a hard time with the trust part. But I am trying, dawg. I’m trying.

Talk to ya in a few days.


Happy birthday banana!


My apologies for my apology


Heisman winner Johnny Manziel


Batman is just a rich guy 🫤


Stop the cap


First thing I saw on Nostr this morning was you yelling at Odell and him being like “IDK WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM” hahahahahahhahahahah


God damn it you got me by 3 days.

Batman imports illegal immigrants in that suit. Ironman too. They support soros ideology


You’re gonna catch a bull in a china shop rn


Anonymous 😡

🔫


This is the kind of content I’m here for


Ironman too. Youre just a rich guy in a suit. Get some real powers like a man you underling


Give him some Jim Croce I’ve Got a Name


I’d prefer not to get air dropped a web3 dildo thanks


If you take enough of a psychedelic substance you’re gonna see some fractals dawggg


It’s a broke day but everything is ok
I’m up all night but everything is alright
It’s a rough week and I don’t get enough sleep
It’s a long year pretending I belong here https://video.nostr.build/68d4c413b106875121011a43abe578ae8382d9f6d480961084906a665dcd7bd6.mp4


What happens when I'm bord?
I cleaned up a whole park in lansing MI.
Humans suck.
Unfortunately, I don't.
🫡

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Yo. I made a post about this months ago. Everyone wants to fix the government but no one fucking cleans up their own local community. You fucking rule for that, dude.


And I WILL say it twice


The post mfer I ain’t listening to ginger bread man sing from incest island


OMFG this is liquid velveeta gold


I will buy a pair of bone white yeezy 350 v2’s once he finally fucking releases it

Schoolboy Q 03/01🔫🔫🔫


It’s true. Greens are greens.


Diamonds are the current heady fs


I am retarded, why is this a bad idea?


Dog I’ve rolled $50 joints that got me two hits hahahaha, I’ve for sure learned my lesson. I’ll try it next time I’m gonna roll up a dooming bat


Nah I’m serious. I’ve muddied up joints by filling them with keef and wax by putting too much inside. You can’t pull through it


wtf is that pinner


Smart play putting that wax on the outside. Ruined many joints throwing too much on the inside, you end up being unable to pull through it


What did Raekwon say? Sharks. They’re biters.


Every other Anonymous on this platform is my son. I’m better than you.


I forgot what fear is. https://video.nostr.build/330c74348ab4be420d4959754930eadb0b66ca196e1de61c2a726cc73f9be6d6.mp4


How dare you insult snoop dogg like that


My god you’re beautiful


I cannot imagine being so arrogant that I am unable to recognize when I betray someone. And then blame them for it. Some people will do anything to protect themself


Reconciling deceit is a painful process. Usually because it comes from the last people you’d expect it to.

To trust in a world of masks.


I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face.


At first read this “cuz I’m so matadorish”


I’ve never had a gun betray my trust! Just sayin..


Really nothing better than knocking out a good Saturday morning workout. Gets you right for the whole weekend.


It’s not fucking about you.

You can garner all of the blind support from the internet weasels all you want. I’m not going to run your name through the mud. None of them know the actuality of what happened. Keep posting about it, be my guest. Buy a billboard. I have one million things I could say and I’m going to keep my mouth shut because I don’t need randoms on the internet to tell me I am an angel.


One thing I’m not is a little simpy weasel who blindly supports women in the pursuit of being an “ally”. I’d rather die alone.


“My intentions were good” -Hitler


Bowl cut ass simp


Some people cannot take responsibility for what they create. They have to avoid it to prevent themselves from realizing what they’ve done to others.


Foolishly trusting the wrong people will get you killed


Ye yeeee I been liking that joint “sneaky”


Be me
Wake up
Be in China
How tho?


5. Eat dogs
6. Pet steak


Celebrity death match Trudeau v Newsome


Hahaha no dude I see past your maniacal ploys

Winner A+ (myself) and Winner A-. An A- is still really good!!!!!


Actually I am the one winning and there can only be one winner🤨🤔


Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Imagine saying “I had a fat dick in middle school when everyone else had a little baby carrot ☹”


You’ve always been the most enthusiastic, Beave


If printing money ended poverty, then printing diplomas would end stupidity.


Did you do your push ups today?😡


I DONT KNOW OF ANY BUT IF YOU BUY A KARAOKE MACHINE YOU CAN MAKE ANY PLACE A GOOD KARAOKE PLACE BRO


I’m not crazy I’m ~passionate~


I will be the most normalist


Sometimes I post on Nostr and am left thinking…. https://image.nostr.build/0bfdf6d0d3c10082799f61b25d0d352ee478ad0ff50f5bd1563c43c130ef86d0.jpg


U and what army


Bob had bitchtits


You can’t trademark gn dawg that is tomfoolery


Heeeee Heeeeee


Should’ve known I was due for a troll job after a blunder of a trolling


Been saying we need more MJ content https://image.nostr.build/23c2f8a448d238208d438ac7eee43d84dd247371d203366112a665716154f83b.jpg


One thing that I personally will not be doing, is paying with my palm


Hahahaha no bro I was trying to troll you and I failed, okay? I failed. And I’ll never be shit!


Blast to the past🤔

Time Machine?


Why are you still crying 6 hours later


Charity isn’t included in the legislative duty of government.


Penetration rules


I think if you stand in the road for any other circumstance you’re going to get hit so idk why people crying about Ukraine is any different. I have a job. Move.


If you don’t write BITCOIN on the forehead of every dead president, what’re you doing? https://image.nostr.build/ef0933876dcab1a09ad87317858bde7bb8e092b92bb2e198e5148bf6c3a8d271.jpg


In the age of social media, no “altruistic” act should go unrecognized 😏😉


Okay. Well what I will do is make a post on the ~freedom platform~ saying what I want, and if you want to cry like a little self righteous baby then be my guest.


Alright fine. They have to get hit by a moving car. The speed they get hit by is determined by how nonsensical the cause is

Starting with NYC


If you stand in the road to protest anything I think you deserve to get run over 20 mph above the speed limit


Rawberries


Am a Leo too. A water monkey Leo. Do I get to win this year or am I fukt


Fakkin bawstin rehd sawx haven’t won since David Ohteez


Pahk the cah


Something I’ve learned is that you’re lucky if a few people genuinely celebrate your successes. Most people allow their insecurities, shortcomings, failures to make them bitter and resentful. They end up propagating the crabs in a bucket mentality as their misery desires your company. Rise above. Don’t let your bandwidth get diluted by their insecurities. It’s fuel.


How many days have I bought BTC this week https://image.nostr.build/0915fa561537e394d6a26a796b9a51e85cb702f71ebe437536d03622cb5ed1dc.jpg


Country music is just farm-emo


😈 https://video.nostr.build/6aed9dee6cdf74c168bf2707689b90b8a8d91425d04ff2c2e47a644096d0f36d.mp4


Dilly the Destroyer


I am fucking DYING WTF😭


You know bro, I have no idea what I’m talking about.


I might be spreading fake news as any real man does, but I heard Michael Malice talking about this. I guess there isn’t any photos of Epstein being walked into court handcuffed. I’m not sure if that means anything but it does seem….odd? We usually see that for any high profile case


Where is the perp walk for Epstein? How come no photos of that?


I feel you plebi. I often think about this, too. I think I’ve decided as long as I know I’m standing for what I believe and I am approaching it correctly, I’m okay being resented for what I believe in. But I will be heard. Dismiss me write me off hate me, but I will speak my peace.


Honestly dog I lean into it. Youre GOING to hear me. I lean into all of it. That’s the only way to make shit change. Fuck em. Shit got this way because people like myself didn’t speak up, so now I make sure everyone hears me.


What fucking woman calls herself a “sexy lady”. Get your fat fingers outta here dog


Champion shit💪🏆


WHERE DA BABYPOWDA @


I am laughing pretty hard but why dog why are you contemplating this

WE COULD MAKE ICE CREAM FROM IT


Dey see me rollllin Dey hatttinnnn https://image.nostr.build/463ed437dae275fc25f86d9a7102edddeb84a0e1087faf869f8e5d29ddaf1e0f.jpg


Ragamuffin


OMFG😭


Matata every time I go to your page I think your sunglass frame is a joint


TED talks have become the epitome of death cult fuckos yapping nonsense


Yuval Harari is a dipshit scum fuck who doesn’t believe humans have rights


Where da big titty country @


Welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I take your order


Been a big roots fan for many decades. The album “How I Got Over” means quite a bit to me.


Not you matatoe potato

Yung ratatouille. It’s Inglorious Bastards fren


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/2cbe9ce601b8b42abc3fc4f79ace1827a4149885e5921d74c633a02d46c426c4.jpg


I WILL DESTROY ANY AND ALL AT ROCKET LEAGUE


Dawg are you off the shits


Boi dis gwapfwoot many yum much delishis https://image.nostr.build/04e383a59383ff535b6bf5d4ab6b6f73db4c62f8f8ea68230fa0ba5908b44645.png


Boys there’s 98 membranes 426 seeds and I’m just a boi looking for some vitamin c…. it’s like im unraveling a god damn mummy’s sarcophagus


Grapefruits take a lot of work🤔

Covered in citrus rn


Sure would. Wouldn’t want it any other way.


Grape is the superior big league chew flavor


Hahahahahaha hell yeah


I AM A LEO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


Craigy has a chode


Since Craig Wright can’t sue any of us I propose we shitpost Craig Wright for the remainder of today


YOU CANT KEEP REPOSTING DUDE I AM ONTO YOUR SHIT


This was the bubble GOD https://image.nostr.build/92d674584c7c029993f2a91368df8b6cf8774a243910d172d3b23a7e12571b24.jpg


Oh fuk, the memz


Craig Wright is a pedophile


Mike Mo Capaldi’s part in Fully Flared is one of the most groundbreaking video parts in skateboarding history https://image.nostr.build/5d9595ad7fc516bdc0dfea637275f3708a1dda2f7bf0b261c32046e2144f9f2f.jpg


He dunked from one foot in front of the free throw line https://image.nostr.build/1ea89c90e7d352d5345d84e6b5c100a0ba48b13945c56aa57ca2595501f93a05.jpg


You never had a gameboy huh


What does it even do? I’ve been using it for a few months and the only difference is I’m using 100x the data


The novelty of carbon is its ability to 1) bond with 4 other atoms and 2) create benzene rings that largely provide the structure for much of the meaningful precursors and substrates life is built upon.

You are the carbon, dawg. They want less of your carbon.


You wear costumes for me all of the time babe 😏


Hard pass. I don’t think a single person here is really about all that talk


Kanye would you release your fucking music bro I am dying every single day


Love the clip but fuck Dave Ramsey. Guy hates bitcoin.


I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face.


Is it the outcome of a goal, or what the goal will make of you to achieve it?


2014 forest hills drive


Fuckin love texas


His hardest battles for his strongest soldiers 🫡


Drinking Diet Pepsi is CRAZY to me


My guess is, even knowing a bitcoin is currently priced at 40k, < 15%


You can’t repost it twice and pretend it’s not a bribe bro. I am onto your ways


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Must be patient in becoming the person you’ve never been before.


Michael Jordan is arguably a top 5 human of all time


What I see as the greatest composition in hip hop was written by a 20 year old. https://image.nostr.build/960565de8c1da0282b52c14b001266e625e3132b7f277379b6db8c68a2deeac7.jpg


You will never be as good at anything as this man was at getting the ball in the basket https://image.nostr.build/22b26159352e2b095e2216af51d3f114aee7fc9cb8cb88be0fbc56e7a04773b1.jpg


Not enough Michael Jordan on Nostr https://image.nostr.build/bbb2828a94bea72221c16c96f215b2e7aba99af61c0b444dd8169170f091d087.jpg


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If it’s up to him every human and combustion engine will be replaced.


He’s going to put them out of work😮💨


You and the rest of the world. As far as I see it, only those with an ego to fragile to dissolve are those who can’t deal with weed. For everyone else…i can tell who does and who doesn’t. Usually by the lack of self awareness.

Cannot think of a single substance with such a lack of side effects and without any real LD50


They are going to turn off the power.


Perfect. I’ll bring BTC&H too ;)


Babe we can spice it up if you want?? I didn’t know my wife was into that


Rapey Dimon fucked a kid to get his position at JP Morgan


Seems real defensive of you AK. Anything you wanna tell us?????


Your narratives don’t justify price action lol


That’s what you kids call it now huh…


Now coffee is bad for the environment😩

These bastards need to meet a guillotine


Did you know if you eat the fortune it comes true


If someone gave you a box of everything you’d ever lost, what would be the first thing you’d search for?


Until I get my tax return😈


If you were in a room full of everyone you’ve ever met, who would you look for


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/32195b54f970bcc44777d21fa406dc3fbeeb90561bdebf4b34c7acb591a59d1f.jpg


Wen lambo?

Now lambo😡


Air pep


I’m anonymous? Da hewl goin on


A baked potato 🥔

All hail


The mountains are calling my name

I must surf the pow


Indeed they do


Opposite but still love yo ass


Personally hate Ableton. Is logic only for Mac’s?


Source? https://image.nostr.build/481b8997164c8cf365719e344bb170b528355aa6727bd17cb9cc05d494e13803.jpg


How come you got all the jiggy girls bro tell me Anon needs some love


Up to date and accurate information is going to be a scarce commodity in the future.


Good morning from mf’in AMERICA

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


You are not all you could be


ITS ASS


Ladyboys better figure it out😤


Those ninjas are good coffee machines tho


Sorry to hear that dawg. Mother Nature been a real broad lately


That’s what I’m saying! I want rocket fuel boldness


Americano is by far my favorite coffee


A girl I work with told me God told her to speak to me. She told me some things about myself that I don’t share with anyone. Sometimes these situations play out and I cannot help but recognize them as divine. The more I recognize them, the more they occur.


Wish dude would just get double tapped


Love the new year gift babe. So sweet of you. Can’t wait to receive it🤗


Today. 12.01.2024
📍Nuremberg, Germany

#farmerprotest #germany https://image.nostr.build/6dabd994b84624a82e9b60b34ebddb989733fadb9f0734b372df9d95d4507551.jpg


You are a slave because of taxes. Until you free yourself from them, You will never be free.


This shit is CRAZY. Years and years ago that dude had a YouTube channel called Coach Red Pill. He used to talk about shit like this happening all the time. So bizarre.


I am a water monkey


That is so fuckin beat. Big Jay rules


Anything for you, pudge.🖤


Came for the jackets, stayed for the sea bois?


This shit was epic

“He was such a good kid he wouldn’t have hurt anyone”


Took one semester in college, said IM ALL SET. As far as I’m concerned letters belong in the alphabet and derivatives are a financial instrument.


Can you tell her Anonymous loves you


Need the shordy on the right on nostr immediate


Hahahahahahahahaha

“Here’s your 57%. Nice drawing though”


🤌 https://video.nostr.build/0d87360dbf00237def6feb5200fe0d57d420487f69becfca81208a5d32e397d7.mp4


Don’t forget to add Zelensky as a dependent when filing taxes this year. https://image.nostr.build/8ff32badeaad01b41f16bb62a3d7ac75a7b4aadc1639a7983004a02ad74fdd63.jpg


Who’s that lil ass boi with the ski mask on🤨


Ew England definitely wasn’t a mistake but it’s alright icktzerland


I like women who don’t take life insurance policy’s out in my name, you know what I mean?


I have never typed a password in correctly on the first try. And if you’re watching me? 4 tries minimum everyone knows the rules.


“Get fucked”😩😭😮💨


I’m laughing when I should not. Can you tell us why?


You’re not allowed to have opinions insofar as they’re the WRONG opinion, bro.

Idk why people get so touchy. You provided options, it wasn’t just some shitpost with nothing to support it.


Not Sally’s! New Haven pizza is elite


Big fan. Love your work.


Honestly…I never thought about that, but there might be something to it.


Workout so hard you become the heat source


10k and pray https://image.nostr.build/f2e0f4a2b5b22ad73acf9df03fbc003c85540ba5d0eb8d8926629f0e8ae4f110.jpg


1000000% they wanted to liquidate some bois

And we ain’t dem bois😡


😈 https://video.nostr.build/6aed9dee6cdf74c168bf2707689b90b8a8d91425d04ff2c2e47a644096d0f36d.mp4


Back and more retarderest than ever


My boiiiiii I have returned from the darkness


Better? Ehhhhhhhhhhh


Omfg I am dying


Kindly fuck off


Can’t stop thinkin bout it https://video.nostr.build/c260ccf7fcf01af7e78a4545fc6c9f24b8538efef89ce829927f3bb0d761b15d.mp4


You mentioned the job search the other day.

You clearly love your city. Have you ever considered working in parks and recreation?

I love my town as well. For years I worked in Park&Rec during college. You don’t really need any specific background other than the desire to improve your community with the resources you have. Allows you to participate with residents, too.

Just a thought. I always feel good knowing I spent hundreds of hours with hundreds of kids running summer camps, coaching basketball, etc…

Could also focus more on the park side and less on the recreational side depending on how large your department is.


Anyone who isn’t recognizing what is happening here has consciously decided to turn a blind eye to reality.


PEOPLE WILL FRAME YOU AS CRAZY WHEN YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO BE YOUR OWN PERSON, ESCAPE SOCIAL PERCEPTION, AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL.

I AM NOT A SLAVE TO YOUR THOUGHTS. I WILL NEVER BITE MY TONGUE.

EVERYONE HAS ANSWERS AND NO ONE HAS RESULTS. I WOULD RATHER BE CONSIDERED MENTALLY COMPROMISED THAN CONFORM TO A HERD OF SHEEP THAT WILL BE SACRIFICED ON THEIR KNEES.


Detroit 2


If ya don’t know ya won’t know


Phat titties😭


CAME IN DIS SHI BY MAHSELF


Worked in dentistry for a few years after college. Seemed that way. Very difficult to ride the line of providing optimal care without influence of profit incentive.

Don’t want to waste your time but would you consider doing it all over? Studying for the DAT right now..


Is this in regard to private practices? It seems if possible they’ll squeeze everyone into conglomerates. Dental and vet trending the same way.


Isaiah still salty about all that shit😮💨


Them bad boy pistons would whoop your ass! Laimbeer was a menace


Dunking on the haters https://image.nostr.build/bbb2828a94bea72221c16c96f215b2e7aba99af61c0b444dd8169170f091d087.jpg


Who gives a fuck about the news about the bitcoin scandals all this bullshit? Does it change your game plan? Oh you’re still buying the same amount no matter what? Then stop occupying your bandwidth with stupid ass rumors that have a 0% impact on your life and start posting about cool shit like Michael Jordan or something


Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1973, colorized. https://video.nostr.build/2e3870b78684f5bbf6e5171b2458906112a883e07ad5f21e460dd96eb89c3de0.mp4


Did you guys know Sweet Home Alabama was written by Lynyrd Skynyrd and not Kid Rock?


No dude you can’t change your opinion.

You thought something and now it must go to the grave with you

No take-backs.


Do you guys think bitcoin ages in dog years


DOMINATOR OF METALLIC FIZZY GOODNESS😡


Idk man I think we’re related because Diet Coke just…I try to ward it off. I do. But she calls me like a siren singing to Odysseus.


I’m not some bubble guts loser ya weeb. I am the connoisseur of carbonation, keeper of seltzer water, dominator of metallic fizzy goodness.


My ex used to get DISGUSTED with me regarding how happy black cherry seltzers made me.

She could never make me that happy.


I love carbonation a lot.


We must get Nelly and the St Lunatics on Nostr.


SHAKE ME BOYS


Went to a REAL small venue to see RA. He started walking around performing Definition of a Rap Flow and put me in a headlock.


So proud you learned to ski this year. Can’t wait to take you to a green circle or a blue square this year pudge🥳


We all seem to be in agreements this year is gonna be ROCKY….

Can’t help but wonder if that’s by design. Keep them on edge. The collective consciousness is in agreements bad shit will happen soon. Maybe a self fulfilling prophecy.

I know WEF made these predictions, election year yada yada

Seems like it is by design to keep us all on edge. Lacking trust. Anxious.


You wouldn’t want your friend to feel that way if they were you. Be kind to yoself. You have 40 more years to work. Recover…..


I care about y’all 🫂💜


Just as an observer, this is peak Nostr. Homie checking on another homie. You just did that fast, making sure a fellow pleb gets through it.

Few.


….this may be valid af. Idk how much you thought about it but it’s sortve based.


Yeah this one made me laugh out loud.

Touché.


Batman isn’t a super hero he’s just a rich dude who buys fancy armaments


SAMSQUATCH


A lot of shit posting today on my end

Sometimes it do be like that


THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT I AM ON BRO https://image.nostr.build/78e147f1f4275e682afe803c90e03852e14d391dd0ac041c1b3a63a4ffadc742.jpg


Matrixport is lower than a shitcoin


That dude was just on YouTube talking about increasing block size. He’s an NPC commie.


This the type of shit I’m on https://image.nostr.build/ae6b16dd57cd3de053c2154ea81bcda5a2aecd28226539117449f332f7e4e297.jpg


frfr maybe shawty was infact perfect


Have u ever met me


THEY WILL STILL TEXT ME EVERY WEEK ASKING ME TO GIVE THEM MY 401K DAWG

RUGGED BY THE GOV OR RUGGED BY CORY🤔


Thanks monk appreciate ya


Dating in uni was ideal dawg

Now I am…kindve old and sortve retarded


Something I’ve learned over the years is that most people don’t want you to succeed. Misery loves company. Crabs in a bucket mentality.

“Most people hate their job” as a justification as for why you should remain stuck.

I’d rather be completely alone than be in a place where the doubts of others are cast upon me.

Taken a lot of steps in the last year to remove any and everyone who can’t show genuine happiness for me when I make moves towards my goals. Fuck em.

I know in the deepest fabric of my being that I can achieve anything I set my mind to. You can too.


You’re going to die alone cyborg


YOU CANT JUST PULL YOUR PANTS OVER YOUR FUPA AND CALL IT EVEN DAWG I CANT EVEN TELL WHOS GOT A DICK ANYMORE


Thanks Sasha!
-Jim https://image.nostr.build/e3281a20114fc2ca4f447408d51a05e2d365f5bfc603dfa252dbb77ddc39ef56.jpg


Dating is not fun anymore


I’m confused. Why would you draft Nick Chubb?


I don’t know what I’m talking about, and I never have.


The DXY does not particularly care for our recent fun.


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/c75b8f8039fb246dfbfd5b6d9227991ddd51f5b44f64ef0bd236323a00608de2.jpg


Long live the coin🙌


Lessons must be learned.


I've never asked to be taken seriously


Halving year
Election year
QE
ETF’s


Hahahaha is that the Dyson air shit


Nothing is better than being with the childhood friends.


Glad to see you back dog.


He hath risen🙌🙌


Fuck yeah


I’m a bumbling pleb flapping my lips about nothing bro

I will fix it soon😮💨


Moar different 🤔


And now, to jump in the freezing cold ocean….

🤠🥶


Eyyy I think I’m like the 7th or something. Joined at the same time


Ngmi


16-0 at home. Best record in the league.

Just saying.


Here’s to moar life🫡


0 years going strong


Grateful🙌 nostr:note1ql9s80wql89wpgc0qje3qazcrfnlaeuscasxhp4wsx266079jnjqa49lmz


SATURDAY JANUARY 6TH

Spend 30 minutes walking around your community picking up trash. I am doing it with some friends.

We are the community. Our communities are beautiful. Let’s make sure we keep it that way.

Spread the word. Take photos. Make it cool. Make doing good altruistic shit for your town cool.

Will upload a photo a week from now for proof. Going to try to make this a somewhat routine thing.


Notice how you keep using the word maxi? Perhaps your knickers are in a bunch as well. Because you’re quite insistent it’s the eViL MaxIs. But maybe you’re just as hateful as what you’re complaining about.


I think that’s fake news you’re creating to justify your insistence on your position being objectively correct

Around these parts, we think your type is nonsense.

Righty-o, ol sport.


Santa is so bruh


Thank you nostr wife 🥹🖤
2024 you’re gonna come with me


2024 you’re dabbin boiiii


Ordinals are securing the chain bro how could you be so short sighted!!!!!!!!!


Ive dabbled with a little of this and a little of that

I eat a lot of protein


Node is short sighted

You are retarded


I’ve been lifting for 15 years. Consistency is the only game you need to concern yourself with. The last few years I’ve written down when I go to the gym just to keep stock of my commitment.

2019: 170
2020: 159
2021: 168
2022: lost my sheet 🫤
2023: 179

Rome was not built in a day.💪 https://image.nostr.build/15ec3d06a4d224977ffe39852490c8287746b5c84ea7a76b6486d704f9100c87.jpg


Fuck the nyt you people suck


After Occupy Wall Street, political elites sowed discourse into the fabrics of society to pit us against each other, rather than against them. 12 years later this is the result.


Some sort of grid or internet failure

Also likely some election shenanigans


I feel like this guy probably has a ton of coins https://image.nostr.build/473e03cc0d69d42c98fac7193940ba9af5123e969c5212e2798aacb91b183df9.jpg


Phone tap🎶🎶🎶


DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH


Kick down the dooh wavin the foh foh


high octane


Fireworks are sortve crazy

The only acceptable time strangers can shoot explosives into shared air space and we clap


Stank Dankness pass it on


Dank Wars: sith bong ripper


If you knew my real last name in some ways it’s ever better bro😮💨

I think stank dankness would just be his first name. I’d probably also make him the third or something even though he’d be the first. Fuck rules

STANK DANKNESS THE THIRD🫡


MOAR=GUUD


At the very least my dog.


Much larger fan of stank dankness

Probably will name my first son that.


Stank dankness


Found it!
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Easily one of my favorite posts of 2023 idc if you think it’s funny this is elite god level humor. nostr:note1k3adwnspcnph9fv7gujzj3jqthetkh7mdw4yvkt92wujvez4qkrsmlekeg


Really wish I bookmarked moar meat is moar good

Still thinkin bout that😮💨


THATS THE TYPE OF SHIT IM ON

MAKE AMERICA DANK AGAIN


OH YA AMERICA FUCK YA https://image.nostr.build/407b70655f8e0cc5ed41804e564dc5225c5cb0dee9ac9247c5a2af3633a4dc33.jpg


The idea that you’ve immortalized this dweeby frylock on my page for all of eternity is a crazy level of disrespect and a punishment of equal or greater magnitude will be applied.


It’s gonna be sick, right?

Right??🥲


Don’t you have a show to swoon over😡


Going sober for the month of January. Have a friend who’s doing it with me to hold me accountable.

💪💪💪


The world is decaying because you say disingenuous bullshit to seem inclusive.


On Thursday night I did a circuit of 160° sauna for 20 minutes x 1 minute in a 38° pool for two rounds.

Bruh

Wim Hoff is right. You gotta breathe. Your immediate instinct is to tense up and take a shallow breath. I’ve done the polar plunge probably 20 times but this was different. Felt AMAZING and AWFUL at the same time.


Genuine question. What do you do with it? I’ve spent a fair amount of time contemplating this to no avail.


I can’t believe you stole my hardware wallet and my seed phrase card. All of my BTC is gone.

Particularly if any federal agent reads this: I repeat, my btc is gone. Jay lost it in his boating accident. Shucks.


Canada is beautiful, the people are lovely. But fuck their government and fuck their exchanges.


Telling you right now…after 2020, people will not accept this. I am 100% certain.


Yeah but dude the *~•utility•~*


H3s mY pH0nE WaLLpApEr https://image.nostr.build/413b2ca25ed2bb6ec2f2bab69156cf303b4b2042383287cae60454b99b89555d.jpg


Have you ever heard of the show Reacher?? The lead role is a total shmuck. Any gal who was into that type of dude is probably a complete weirdo, you know what I mean?

Just my two cents. Cool story tho.


Nah I love humanity but fuck people.


I feel like I gotta go out with a zinger, you know? One last funny for the casket


HE LIKED THE COIN is possibly something I will get inscribed on my tomb stone

Here lies Anonymous
xx/xx/xxxx—xx/xx/xxxx
HE LIKED THE COIN


Cornrow Kenny I was born with a vision


https://image.nostr.build/3b92e073aaa7b2ab6ececbcbf8897679f0ceccab17da1368e80c80565c8fcf1f.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 823,556 🤙💜


🥲 https://image.nostr.build/e66493a17aeaa2179ef3be26a6d4d8d34bca616eb6bc8485029c5a6e98422d4d.jpg


Two months ago I said I was going to figure out how to run a node by EOY but I got caught up and frankly I’m sortve a scrub

2024: I will run a bitcoin node. Tell the press tell the president tell the pope I don’t care I WILL run a node and no one will stop me

Also I’ll figure out the lightning wallet shit but god damn it I’m tired of digging holes grandpa. I’m not down with the rugging

Lightning wallet and node it’s going to happen bet your bottom sat brother🫡


I am fucking DYING bro have someone jump on the bed for you


Ugh broooo I’m all fucked up in the lightning game lately. Deleted WoS. Havent done my due diligence to create a new wallet. Lately the fud on here has gotten to me about creating a new one.


I do as well dog. I posted this note to remind myself


Maybe communication is not necessarily what you want to say, but rather, what you want the recipient to receive.


ASAP as possible!!!


rip in peace


Did you address the EV by the appropriate pronouns though?


If I text you and your phone is on DND, I’m notifying anyway. You will not determine if you receive a notification from me. I will.


Hahahahaaha bro when you get fixated on something there truly is no stopping you

Thanks for the laugh 😂


Dudes bedroom was so dope


Some people want Nostr to immortalize important information into the digital realm

I prefer cool memes like this


The conflation between the fiat scam and capitalism is a disaster.


This is all I got for you

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Good morning bitcorners


Not yet sir but I will for sure check it out


Brooooo

I just want to say thank you to Nancy Williams for providing me with her trading strategies. I made $6,000 in one week using her trading development platform.


Anyone remember fushigi the magic gravity ball


Im thankful for the internet

More specifically the comments section


I’m just waiting for 10k, man. 10k and pray🙏

Clowns.


My dog does this thing if I haven’t seen him in a while. He’ll dig his head into my chest and start taking deep breathes. Almost as if he’s huffing my scent in. Hell do it for minutes. Warms my little heart.


Honestly bro me too but I’m also dat boi when need be


It’s oppressive if we don’t 😡


Bro people are so fucking dumb they still believe that paper ballots=no voter fraud


Music and dogs are two things I will always be grateful for


Still undefeated at home. 14-0.


I have spent a lot of holidays alone. Way more than I’d like to count. It can be unbelievably painful and lonely.

I’m so sorry.

I hope you have some people in your corner you can text or FaceTime. Be well Roya.


There’s an app, broh. A god dang app.


I didn’t know you could use your phone to control Amazon Firestick broh I’ve bought so many of these dumb ass remotes😭


Merry Christmas bro. 🎄


That last line really resonates with me


You can burn a lot more calories for a lot less output using HITT but it’s all relative to your goals. To each their own


They’re stuck. They might never return back to their position.


People park as close as they can to the store, all to walk around the store. God forbid you add an extra 112 feet so your cat doesn’t get scratched by some scrub who couldn’t care less. Never made sense to me.


Ham come from pig


Probably just innovate around it though. “There’s no way” nah there probably is tho it’s gonna be fine


HAHAHAHAHAHAAH fuck

Dying


Two people in the gym

Anon + stranger (anon^2 in a sense)

Anyway. Spent 5 minutes setting up such an ideal superset flow.

Dude decides to sit down and start texting on my smith machine😭

Pain


Festivus for the restofus!


I will say merry Christmas until the end of time anyone opting out is a simp


This town ain’t big enough for the both of us


If we want to live in a good world we have to make a good world


Got that Busta bust bass line in there


Damn this shit BANGS boi


Honestly that’s sortve crazy I forgot that. Yes. West Savannah. So good. You have good taste dawg


100%, a true artist. OutKast is among my favorite groups of all time in any genre. ATLiens and Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik 😮💨


Andre’s verse is absolutely outstanding.


LOL this one got me good. Alright. Fair enough.


Most people don’t even know it’s a state. “Isn’t that part of Long Island”


Ever heard of The Breakers?


BLEED GREEN TATUM IS HIM


The corn cock is absolute crazy 😭


Few


The character it takes to apologize on behalf of something no one would associate with you in the real world is where the real value lies bro🥹🥹🥹


Odell has a crazy amount of integrity. Super admirable dude.


The absolute best. You had to be there to get it. Such a special culture.


I REALLY WAS HITTIN HANDRAILS BEFORE SKATEBOARDING BECAME SOME COOL SHIT RAPPERS DO https://video.nostr.build/93143e6cd654dfdb5a079a88137c67ff57e1cb234e39446f6ca66e0f6f11675a.mp4


I’ve never attended a bitcoin conference and I don’t think I have any intention of doing so. But I am dead set on going to bitcoin park. Not sure when. But it’s an absolute must for me.


Rip the og map it was fun while it lasted


IT SUCKS BEING SO GROUNDED IN MORALS AND GENUINE BELIEF. MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU LOST $30. YOU GAINED $170 WORTH OF BTC.


The basic instructions before leaving earth! Man nobody knows about killah priest hell yeah


I’m here for a good time, not a long time.


I can’t lose no I can’t lose🎶🎶🎶 https://video.nostr.build/8c065c0fe08292cfcc3f6d2abb06bdc5b371f21193971aa32975abdb1b74f375.mp4


I have the Michael Jordan disease with none of the talent.


I am dying bro. I’m so glad that is forever on the internet now.


The road to hell is paved with good intentions.


🫨🤪 https://video.nostr.build/87a454aa7d512bebf739afa15bbe78da86bcb67aa2e4617531ec99cbf4ccc520.mp4


Nelly? In my Air Force ones?


We missed ya dawg. Glad you’re here. Fuck commies


It’ll be fun! Ours! Community!! https://image.nostr.build/1c89ed1f617231cace5748d92e606e7e68bb2366a6a88e2368f94e28e8dc3ebc.jpg


FUCK YOU BEEN @ SATS


When people don’t want to communism with you🫤


Hahahahahahaha that’s elite. Fuck yea broh


Charles Hoskinson crying into his webcam is the absolute top tier of content.


bUt dUdE ADA hAs a FlOuriShiNg cOmMuNiTy


Whitney Webb is cooked out

Chick needs to start yelling at normies pretty sure everyone here is already playing their part.


‘Mallows https://video.nostr.build/d74ac788a1c234e63e8995d346c6712541aa791399f2112407d2c64df0483120.mp4


Watching this rn too


What’s up with all these no name bots with 0 followers?


For real


I feel like 2024 is going to be real, real weird. Possibly dwarfing 2020.


Ye ol bathsalts. I used to do some qualitative testing for MDPV lol


Robert Breedlove got laughed out of rooms for years. I have a ton of respect for his steadfast beliefs when no one took him seriously


Hey what do I know I didn’t spend years of my life studying this shit


2muchcoffee4me

hekk


lol my dad made me watch that movie 1,000 times as a kid. Great film.


Olympic weightlifters and marathon runners have different requirements. It’s not a one size fits all solution. Biological variability. Someone lifting weights would ideally eat every ~3 hours to avoid catabolism in any capacity. Someone who lives a moderate lifestyle looking to maximize longevity and minimize Mtor pathway expression may participate in intermittent fasting. Its result oriented, is a better way to look at nutrition. What is your goal? Then work retrospectively from there. Even day to day, your body has different needs. It’s silly to view a system as dynamic as the human body as a system that has the same requirements everyday when your sleep, your calories burned, etc vary.


I spent from 2016-2022 logging virtually everything I did. I’m very data driven. Biometrics etc. I think the thing it helped me with most was recognizing how many hours I was wasting per week. 30 minutes here, an hour there. Ends up being dozens of hours a year. If you used even 20% of that time wisely you the possibilities are endless. Just my two cents.


Ba boom boom BOOM


salty dog 🤝 snowy dog


Is anyone familiar with ACH withdrawals? Had my savings account hacked earlier this week and for the life of me I cannot figure out how someone would access that? Not my debit/checking…the savings associated with that account. Thinking my direct deposit got compromised or something? Anyone have any idea?


Meh I deleted it like gheyboi

Honestly I’m not tech savvy at all, but I do want to learn how to run all these nodes and shit to have a more robust system so I don’t get played again


Thanks dude!


There’s a video of Gary Gensler teaching a course at MIT about bitcoin in 2018?

https://youtu.be/0UvVOMZqpEA?si=8tBpk20l10DfOZst


Amazon said let me buy Thursday Night Fertberrr and ruin it


It’s very scary. Particularly because after last election, I think a big cohort of people are…not willing to accept shenanigans….


If it’s up to the people, probably. I’m not sure it is anymore.


A wise man once said nothing at all.


Congrats homie. You were talking about this a while ago. Way to stick it out. I don’t know if I have it in me. 🙌🫡


Bruh please tell me this is not you.


Welcome.


What’re you studying for? I need to get back into the swing of things but god DAMN gaining momentum is tough broh


Yooooo you’re okay. Gotta breathe. Gotta reevaluate. It’s going to be fine. You’re here, this is what we’re working with, so let’s just figure it out. There’s a way!


Me too 🫤

I was a WoS pleb who escaped while he still could. Need to find a new lightning set up/start running a node. Think some of the LN fears I’ve seen on here have inhibited me a bit.


Me too🫤

I was a WoS pleb and decide to escape that situation while I could. I need to get a new wallet/start running a node


BISH IM A MONSTA NO GOOD BLOOD SUCKA


The person you are destined to be, is the person you decide to be. So everyday we gotta wake up and remind ourselves who we want to be

🙌


I hope you all get to experience the ocean in all of its beauty and power. Because it is truly something to behold.


Bro do you know who jersey Jerry is


TRIPPY MAYNE.


Hahahahahahaahhaahha that’s amazeballs


beets bears battlestar galactica


All hail the coorrrnnn😡🙌🙌🙌


Not that I necessarily promote it but I’ve been seeing a TON of coinbase commercials too. During football and basketball games. So they’re paying for fairly prime promotion slots.


The sled is old but she will do 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/638814eedfc2b63ae9cf3803dcb864981c579ebf1146cb8c9d3b1134bf9eb091.jpg


Haven’t put my winter wetsuit on in a bit…boyyyyy you forget how much mobility you lose in 6mm of rubber. Time to conquer the seas😠


Eagle Pass, Goodluck with that.


Never met a feminist who was athletic.


Ohhhh ya you’re ghey’d out


There is no faster way to accrue wealth than buying and selling for a 10% loss


Meanwhile my bitcoin is fine.

How did they replace my stolen money? Just typed in new numbers. Straight out of thin air. Here’s your fiat!


Someone*


Aaaaaaaaand somehow hacked my bank account.


Rear rotors, brake pads, and an oil change. I simply do not have all day.


Hahahahahah.

Altruism is for me, not the recipient😡


Kanye content has me kicking my legs up in bed like a giddy bitch. “Shut up or you’ll get exiled”😭😭😭😭


Mehh🥱

🙄


Hahahahahahahahah.


Good morning from an empty gym ima get after it boiiiii


Mood https://image.nostr.build/7f0c6c28752eeb039133f51de2209385848a28ebb7a8320b6eb7d86fc5c90ecb.jpg


Mood https://video.nostr.build/4a48a5bec4b8ef1453f225b01d7008fd4ee03fe5c19bf43049bb388b8d278413.mp4


And you did! 🙌
💜 #Nostr nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m https://image.nostr.build/725ce9da31e3ea6f535be124aa08156f1358d76dbfd92e4f14dfbe49f85c8433.jpg


I think this came off wrong ima see myself out


I’m here to balance this bitch out👹


My heart wtf bro 😭😭

I hope you have a good birthday and feel loved and supported by the people you value.


On my mycorrhizae shit😎


From a fellow human making sounds, it’s authentic. Sounds great to me. Takes courage to upload what you make


Dope!🙌🙌


Hahahahaha the nutcracker fortnite skin is so close yet so far


I SAID ILL MAKE YOU SMILE FOR THE SIMPLE FACT IM GOOD AT IT
ILL MAKE YOU SMILE JUST SO I CAN SIT AND LOOK AT IT https://image.nostr.build/77ce39f18d8465dc2f2c535507d5ef848319f4062c7c6ace97ec92e08a7d4bd6.jpg


Hahahaha shit. I’m very American. My bad dog.


nostr:npub1dwhr8j9uy6ju2uu39t6tj6mw76gztr4rwdd6jr9qtkdh5crjwt5q2nqfxe for football


Gubment😭😭😭😭


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/9dbe09ffa47dbf60d0ad9960c3e8374e3355ebf791fa853129c758e2280abe15.jpg


Hahahahahahahahahaa I am so sorry it’s just so fucking funny


I’m so sorry bro but this note reminds me of the infamous Ray Allen tweet…. https://image.nostr.build/a0778431270a82f62705f1cc23ee56e96746b04dbdc44d3a1f3b02e71b85a571.jpg


Happy nostr-bornt day cuzzo


Garth….where are the bodies?


Couldn’t agree more.

Motivation is fleeting. You can also fake it. Sometimes motivation occurs when you exercise discipline at the moments when you have no desire too.


Good morning homie!


Does anyone actually believe that Coindesk, Bitcoin magazine, ybitcoin, and other magazines know anything?? Please ... wake the fuck up!!!!


IT SMELL LIKE GAINS IN HERE


lol FOSS is free and open source software. Greg Foss is an angry Canadian who loves Bitcoin and calls our adversaries “cucks”


Gm homie!


Gm from me and pac https://image.nostr.build/3b145e8803e755766b3adce487a22b3112c1972f27c6210ebc4ea7291615ffd8.jpg


Everytime yall say FOSS I think you’re talking about Greg


The only thing Elizabeth Warren needs to hunt down is a geneticist so she can “prove” she’s 1/256,000,000 Native American


Wet Willy and flame boy😭


happy birthday to Jessica Vaughn


Honestly it’s fucking hilarious both ways. God damn. That was one of those laughs that hurts. Fuck


I second this guy!


Omg BROH I thought he was saying that in response to the inspirational quote😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 omfg I am dying dog


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is my favorite type of shit


I’m da realest😎


Wake the fuck up. You are alone in this life. Take some fucking responsibility!!!


I’ll take the blinker of destiny the day a compubot disrespects me like that


You know what bro? I have no tree. So your little ass tree is still better than no tree!


I had never looked into the etiology of “hodl” until today, but that dude rules


Happy HODL day #Bitcoin https://video.nostr.build/5be38fd4397eba52263cf72afd159cf633d934a77bce3646934b54ce001690bd.mp4


Laughing out loud at this


Biting nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve right now, but

MOAR COFFEE IS MOAR GOOD!


I’m sorry you have to battle with that, Entropy (love that username tho). I too have struggled with my own mind. I took SSRI’s very briefly for a period of time. I am not a physician and certainly not your physician. But there is a way. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but it sounds you’re real proactive. Most people will take a pharmaceutic (whether necessary or not) and never try to help themselves. I promise you I know this from first hand experience, that you must be your #1 advocate. Don’t ever stop learning or fighting for your case. Keep me posted. I hope you find your light, homie.


It is POURING where I live.

My jeans are wet, my socks are wet. And I have 3 more hours of work left. I am a SALTY dog rn


Helo!? Ive only flown on a plane maybe like 6 times in my life! Still yet to leave the US🙁

The day you get me in a helo that you’re driving, is the day I will truly become a god fearing man. Because at that point I will know I’m in his hands😅


You know what? That’s probably 60 minutes more than 80% of people. I only ask because brain fog etc are also symptoms of various over training syndromes. Keep me in the loop. I’m really interested/passionate in general health/wellness/strength and conditioning, so any input I can get from folks is good data as far as I’m concerned.


I hope you like powder because you will be eating mine when I absolutely DUST your ass in those sweet sweet alps

I’m always prepared. I sweat in training so I don’t bleed in war 🫡💪


Why do you think they call it a J ;)

You better be careful what you go offering! A flight to StM isn’t that hard to book!


Ahhhh DHEA is starting to be implemented with combat vets. I used to take Levo theanine post coffee for a bit to see if it reduced the jitters. Magnesium and zinc can be huge for those deficient as well. Honestly I think all of that stuff is fascinating, sometimes the right supplement can yield massive reward.

Out of curiosity, do you exercise a lot?


I don’t know why i brought up NAD😅. Think I read this too quick


Luckily for you, you have a four legged friend who will make sure you get up!

I actually stopped drinking maybe 5 or 6 years ago. When the occasion calls? Of course. But generally I’m a “pakalolo” guy.

We both know my heart will be my demise before my liver ;))))


Ok, THIS is the type of response I was looking for. I know a lot of people who take NAD+. Are you a fellow chemist? You sound like it. Will 100% look into this. Thank you

Any others you take? At the moment I’m taking biotin, hyaluronic acid, collagen peptides, vitamin d, omega-3, glucosamine + chondroitin, among a few others


Way to be an optimist bro

Optimism is not in my DNA🥲


DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) 😉

Will do! Only a quick hop and a jump 4,000 miles across the pond!

You’ll have to put me onto a new appreciation of brown liquor, never learned to enjoy it


If you’re salty because bb had a tough morning climbing I can give you a few pointers. I’ll bring the chalk


FINISH HER, BANJO


You’re always so helpful Alex🥰


Queen of cozy


Bruh…


What supplement, habit, routine, etc do you swear by?

Not looking to hear anything about exercise, water consumption, diet, or sleep hygiene. What is something you’ve implemented in your life that you believe yields results?


Yeah it’s a series of tests used to standardized the fitness of the entering NFL class

40 yard dash, reps of 225lb bench, etc..


15/10 doggo


If I come in last in my fantasy league I have to film an entire NFL combine for the entertainment of everyone else in the league

I’m probably gonna qualify for the NFL😩😮💨


Why?


He hit the woah for 50 years😭😭😭


Mempool is healing


Of course. Because we never really grow up. We just get older 😉


Seems you always are, miss congeniality


“Was”😮💨


monday https://image.nostr.build/566ca461ef855b590bcfcbef1146be226542532be9e9296ac3c16426e072de77.jpg


Ohhhhhhhhh YEEEAAAAAAA BABY this is what I’m looking for


Ok dude?


Garrett Wilson why are you going to be my downfall when I trusted u bro


https://image.nostr.build/6372c5c1d15794bec19d0432eb4e3cc59ed5ec69c6cc92e5218d51937ce83b7b.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 821,649 🤙💜


Hell yeah dog 15 years of bad juju warded off yet another day


The forbidden substance.


Hahahahahaha the DBZ fuse😭


Bruh you are a hero for all of the work you do. Said it before, will say it again. I’ve received stickers from you multiple times. You fuckin rule


Thanks Alex🥹


Wow the rare and elusive Lyn Alden gif

🙌


For a few years in college, I coached youth basketball, ages 5-18. I built a great rapport with the kids and their families. Today at the gym I bumped into one of my favorite kids, who’s now 25. Talked for like 30 minutes. It means the whole world to me that these guys still remember me fondly and want to catch up.

It’s hard for me to go anywhere in my town and not bump into people I’ve worked with or know. Sometimes I get really tired of small talk. But it always feels so great knowing you were impactful enough to leave positive change.


Sorry to hear that bro. Make him so god damn proud you’re his grandson.💜


Won’t tell no lies won’t hold my tongue 🎶🎶🎶


Ocean boogers, bruh


Dope as fuck! Thanks big dog!


BEEN THERE BRO.


Weren’t you contemplating moving earlier this year?


I love that mfer no matter what dude was just trying to have a little fun!


She needs to join Nostr so I can offer immaculate rizz


I award you 1,000,000 anon points!


I popped in for a bit.

A lot of talk about rippa


Watching Tiger Woods take such pride in his son is a goal. Shit is so beautiful


15 YEARS IF YOU REJECT THIS MOTION


If you don’t exercise today you’re gonna get 7 years of bad luck


There was a time long ago when Reddit was not so bad…


Thanks dude🥹, you too


Picked up Ty Chandler off the waiver wires. Unreal this game


One of my favorite albums of all time. This photo was probably taken 2 or 3 years after that song came out.

Just a rebel to the world with no place to go🎶🎶🎶


Skateboarding is much more ballet, than sport. Its expressive. It’s based in individual style (steeze). It’s not competitive in nature. The positive feedback associated with homies having a session is a type of camaraderie you need experience for yourself. Miss it so much. Thinking about picking up the ol plank after years of rehabilitating a torn meniscus. A photo from a looooong time ago. https://image.nostr.build/d7f65becae6be4f3c1f4952945cb1f2768811345b6696763560c83fe1ae049fd.jpg


NEW: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is promoting “Worldcoin,” 🌎 a cryptocurrency project that seeks to differentiate humanness from Artificial Intelligence using an iris-scanning device known as the “Orb.” 👀 https://image.nostr.build/bb895f9bcc8f786acd11e351bb01f84d44fdeb94d1ff093d51e5c5b170fe587b.jpg


You add beauty to your city, pal.


Aside from my $70 wallet, I haven’t experienced a single cost associated with maintaining my bitcoin. Idk about “better”, probably to each their own. But definitely trade offs worth considering!


Some people fuckin suck.


Allegations tend to come AFTER acts. Thats the whole point. Flying on Epsteins plane when he’s dead seems a lot less nefarious than, you know, when he was raping children.


While I thought The Heist was a novel album and it was cool in its own way, the idea that he won a Grammy or whatever stupid award over Kendrick’s GKMC is INSANE!


Hate myself for actually posting that one but it had to be said.


Damn dude! Thats craNEzy! Hell yeah💪


I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH


Yeah just take a hot shower before, I don’t want any second hand stank on me😮💨


How ya been bro? They say Nostr has no algo but I never see your posts anymore! Gotta check in on you more


Do you know you were on primals “top people” or whatever? Of course you’re the cool kid. Offfffff course.


U https://image.nostr.build/805120ef94eb6558c1882d1570de578c9885be7305f3525dfbf5ee267d4e5ca1.jpg


She never meant me no good🎶🎶🎶


Maybe the ordinals are the catalyst required for innovation…..

We asked for solutions, now we’re given the opportunity to create them.


I’d rather stand for something and die trying than be a slave to Stockholm
Syndrome. We either win or we tried.🫡


Probably 90% of the people I’ve ever met are only looking out for themselves, looking to extract value where they can, looking to pass the buck onto the next person

An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind

Man the fuck up


Is that the mechanic?


I can’t lose no I can’t lose🎶🎶🎶 https://video.nostr.build/8c065c0fe08292cfcc3f6d2abb06bdc5b371f21193971aa32975abdb1b74f375.mp4


Everyone is a bruh to me and it will remain that way until proven otherwise


This is where they kill me. Up 15-20 with 10 min in the 4th. Then they get lazy and it becomes a 7 point game. Theyre sooo bad at closing games


12-0 at home just sayin…


Ahh I got em on rn too


First digital camera I got was a Nikon coolpix. 3 megapixels, 3x optical and digital zoom. In hindsight it was about as good as a calculator


Back to the drawing board https://image.nostr.build/930a7d6dee9d656c952dbf5500f7a661fbd857d4a01e78db1eb3af9ccaa24594.jpg


210,000 blocks


It’s not about your OUTcome

It’s about who you BEcome


Got me all sentimental and shit. Back to your regularly scheduled anonymous programming…


Thank you for the kind words though. We joke a lot. Youre a good bean Alex.


I’m not a saint by any means. I have done things I will never receive forgiveness for. I have incredible evil within me. I think recognizing that and seeing it in action has taught me more about myself than pretending I’m a wonderful savior.

But, I do love humanity so much, and I would give just about anything to prevent people from feeling the way I’ve felt. So, I carry on and hope sooner or later someone will say “hey, I know you’re trying”.

Lonely days and long nights, friend. I struggle every day. But I am determined to leave a stick in the sand.


My father was a marathon runner and from a young age I was fortunate enough to see the commitment required to have a long term vision.

It’s okay to feel hopeless. Whats more important is how you bounce back.

When you ask for patience, you are not given patience. You are given the opportunity to BE patient.

You are on the right track dog.


Have you been in bitcoin for a while? The longer you participate, the lower your time preference becomes. At least that’s how it’s been for me.


Go sprots (I love sports but fuck it we ball)


Im really passionate about helping people. Had a lot of bad times in this life, I try to lead in a way where people I love or care for don’t have to experience the same things I’ve lived through. Self-development & improvement. Exercise science, wellness, and medicine. Board sports/sports in general. Contribution. For a very long time I was involved with my community. Maintaining a mentality that life is a marathon and your consistency is required daily to “win”.

I think maybe I come off a certain way on the internet. All I want to do is help while I am here.


Yeah let me preface it with I’m not a body language expert under any circumstances and I don’t know anything. It just seems fishy to me and consistent with the idea that political elites are compromised. I don’t have anything to claim as fact or proof, you know? Just seemed fishy.


Are you asking genuinely or just trying to convince me my heart is one bad day from exploding


I’m not angry😡

I’m ~passionate~


I don’t hate anyone for seeing things differently than me. I would never single someone out and chastise them for trying to feel comfortable in their skin. Just a difference in opinion. That’s all


I wonder why there isn’t urinals in a woman’s bathroom.


I have a feeling you really get a kick out of yourself….

Cut it out🤗


His response in another interview regarding Epsteins plane really, really sketches me out. I feel like they’re all compromised. Insofar as a politician, he seems cool. But that response man…it was really suspect at best.


Genuine Q

Does anyone have concerns or reservations about keeping bitcoin on a Blockstream jade?

I am not a dev, I don’t know shit. I’ve just spent years accumulating. Everything is on my jade, it’s not multi sig but it is 24 word/pin/pass phrase.

Is there any legitimate concern I should have or is the game now a matter of hodling?

Lately I’ve seen a lot of different perspectives on Bitcoin and it’s actually made me somewhat…concerned. Likely because I don’t have the knowledge to quell my concern.


Do you want to wage a campaign on selfies bro? Do we need to make this shit stop once and for all??


Young lady you need to wash your mouth out with a bar of soap because the way you’re speaking to your elders is unacceptable.


No one is safe I am coming for your photo and you cannot stop me


You are witty but also very fresh.

Generally I wear clothes. But sometimes you get a sick pump at the gym and flex on these fools!

You bookmarked it didn’t you 🫤😩


If I walk into a girls bathroom and pull my dick out I guarantee you it’s gonna be consequential for me.


If you’re taking a photo in public, I WILL be in it. Photobombing at all costs.


You? Trouble!? No it can’t be…..


Welcome cuzzo


Where tf nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex at


Yo that’s been my mood since 2014 I’ve been hitting that shmoney dance all day erryday boiiiii


Double message city idk why my shit won’t go through…

Is there anything you can’t do? You just gracing the world with your unrivaled ability?

Also, I’m J. Don’t tell anyone though.


Pakalolos😭

You’re fresh.

I’m an aquatic being, Alex. Also a board sport champion. Skateboard surfboard snowboard it doesn’t make a difference.


Pakalolos😭

You’re fresh.

I’m an aquatic being, Alex. Also a board sport champion. Skateboard surfboard snowboard it doesn’t matter.


Duck dive that board right now😡


Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson are two of the baddest mfers that ever lived


And mushrooms and roses off this album?


He heard Adonis on a track and said FUCK DAT NORTHY GET ON THIS SHIII


Hahahahahaha that’s pretty sick😎


Kind of mid sometimes


How sway


Just realized I have god on my side.


“The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury” —Marcus Aurelius, Meditations


The European gigolo😭


Anon - 1,000,000
Alex - 1/2

I always get the last laugh and you know that. Don’t you have a a cow to milk or something


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha yeah that made me laugh out loud.

Do you have two trees, one of which is decorated with bananas?


I didn’t make the cut for the Nostr calendar, so in a haste of rage, I produced so much force my body simply could not stand it.

Too powerful for my own good😔


Lady you have some nerve speaking to a cripple with that type of tone


Her fans suck. I can’t think of another artist besides Kanye whose fans feel so inclined to protect them. It’s crazy. Her music sounds like over commoditized nonsense, there’s no soul behind it at all. It doesn’t even seem like art but rather product that can be sold to liberal white women who didn’t get a kiss in high school.


Pinched the fuck out of my neck this morning. Might never smile again.


Hell yeah dude. It’s definitely gotta be a humbling experience.

I’ve had a lot of knee and back issues and I’ve been real reluctant to grapple with em, you know? Feel like I need to learn a martial art while I’m here


Good morning frens

It’s COLD here today

Time to lift😤


Been thinking about joining a bjj gym, too. How was it?


Rfk jr admitted to flying on Epsteins jet “twice”

Can’t say I’m surprised but god damn they really do compromise everybody


Wtf do reparations have to do with it?


He’s not antisemitic anymore he watched 21 jump street and Jonah Hill’s performance made him recant his statements🥰


Why hinge gotta shadow ban me tho


Honestly I thought vultures was cool. Got a lot of negative reception but idk. Everyone always hates on Kanye and then five years later they’re like “wow maybe that was good”


They were literally touring the dude with the horns around the place like he was royalty


Ah, Koenig. I worked with a few Koenigs. Ironically, a girl from my past was also named Alex, had the initials AK, was an engineer who worked on cars, always traveling, snowboarding etc.

Genuinely odd. Thought you were her for a moment.

Anyways do you think we can brand THUGLIFE on my belly like Tupac?


The cryptosRus dudes name is George something. Bro is a top tier dork along with Bitboy and the rest of em


You really think you’re something with the addition of that queen emoji to your profile huh big haus


That dude is such a dork


Now who’s the athlete bruh 😡


Proof of work you rats https://image.nostr.build/aeb84ce3782eb1584d9e18c4a8d0a2b34e9dea43ac9080e7a84d110a5c5ac158.jpg


Old dog can’t spell mood


Old dog is in a SOUR mode but I want to engage with frens, so

Hey


Taking the kids out of school to enjoy time with them + exploring is a 10/10 dad move. So fucking rad.


This is probably part of what’s been keeping me from doing it.


I come from a place that produces some of the best oysters in the globe

Most overrated food of all time


Suh dude


Banjo ples we cannot continue this way


Dude u cannot just pull the waist of your pants up higher and pretend you don’t have a belly I’m tired of the lies and I’m tired of the manipulation


19 people didn’t know what tard means?


Tf u been


When god made me he said “give this one my easiest battles, he’s fuckin rere’d out” and I’m sitting here like “a new wallet? Why do you give me ur hardest battles dawg”


Check that sick lightning I did😎


Yo Vom Miller I have to play emoji games until I inherit 12 more IQ points and learn a new lightning wallet


Just learned that you can hold on the chaka and get other emojis

I really am a bot


I’m trying to focus at the gym this is no time for ass Roya


Dude


What did you work on prior to unemployment?


I’ll spare you the details but all year I’ve sensed this churning off the tides subconsciously. For months I’ve been thinking of how to articulate or communicate it but it’s very ethereal and difficult to conceptualize. I say that to say, I’m a huge believer in following the signs when they present themselves to you. The last few weeks I’ve had so many that are honestly almost too coincidental to take at face value. I didn’t think too much into this but now you’ve got my head spinning


Today was workout 172, day 345 of the year. Technically that means I’m a half workout behind a frequency of 0.5, but I’ll take it.

Consistency. Consistency is where you win.


Stop smiling you know I hate when you do that💜


Fasho I got a bag of balls they can tax


What more can I say is playing rn lol


YOU’RE DEFINITELY LIKE MY AGE BRUH PLEASE DO NOT START WITH CHEEK PINCHING


The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.


Ain’t a dang thing cute about me, Swiss miss😡


Honestly…you have no idea. That is nutty. Freaking me out


🙄

My photo has not been posted, so no


Green mint tastes better than white mint


Random but…….My car just hit 111,111 miles and I tried to snap a photo because you always post repetitious times and stuff but I missed it!


You’re a rancher!


These Breezy hoodies are unreal quality dog. 10/10 would recommend


HahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahHahahahahahahahahahhahaahha d


Yeah I’m doomed for sure. Absolutely doomed

Got no porch, no Porsche, no beefy bois, and no supreme clothes.


Guy hates bitcoin. He’s said it so many times. Said he wants a strong USD, which I can appreciate but….no


I’d occasionally drive my roommates Miata a decade ago. Stalled in traffic a bunch of times, but no pain no gain 😡


Bro how do you pronounce your tag because for the last year I’ve been reading it as “ahh, darn it”


Bro telling that North Korean refugee she’s got the heavies is too much😮💨😮💨😮💨


No pal I got no decks and I got no fancy cars! it’s just me, my one level flat, and my automatic lexus

I will get on your level one day. Probably not this lifetime. But in A lifetime


Love a good porch


Maybe not for 12 year olds but for elementary aged kids


When I was a kid I always liked Beverly Cleary books like The Mouse and The Motorcycle


Today this handsome young man turns 7 years old. He’s ended up serving as the best companion to my father as his health has declined from blood cancer. I love you so much buddy. So grateful you came into our life when you did. https://image.nostr.build/c6e665750a3d0f3b4c9753ded9c24b5f3844f58eb769d9054228670d74c3d04b.jpg


I’ve never been anywhere tropical, or frankly even to Florida. Already cold as hell up here. Need palm trees


$700,000,000 to play baseball


From 1920 until 1933 alcohol was prohibited in America. The prohibition was abandoned because no one stopped drinking. World governments are close to prohibiting crypto. They can expect the same result.


Wearing SHORT trunks next summer boi gotta make sure the wheels are looking 👌


Jeff Teague and Gilbert Arenas need to start a pod


Does anyone remember Wonder Showzen? https://image.nostr.build/c8c2a199c5b0718624bc604a08a0c7cb2c921a1b812d91da07dd06fcff1ae409.jpg


What scam bruh


You love pop culture 😏


These chix don’t even know the name of my band😤🤙


Where do u live


My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance https://image.nostr.build/33576f2ad94b858a252c02c95dcb54851c116379b72654856754e9a9ba262a11.jpg


She’s an old version of Taylor swift if she never got into music


You locked yourself in because the Government told you to? Be happy they didn't tell you to start sucking dick.


God you remind me of someone I used to know

But no it’s leaking from my soul


Be well beave.


Losing steam.


Bad Friends is a great pod


Intrusive thoughts never really go away.


I’m going to introduce a bill to crack down on Pocahontas


Starting to think it’s gonna cost a GRIP to move my cold lock up one day…I imagine as block rewards dwindle fees will increase. Can’t imagine what it would cost to move 1btc in 20 years in the main chain at this rate


Is there actually enough block space for everyone to be sovereign tho


Lately I’ve felt like I’m in a deep, deep rut. The other night I had this gnarly dream where I fell into a hole too deep to get out, and the walls started collapsing in. It seems like all layers of my conscious are very aware of this “in too deep” feeling, but I don’t really see a way out. I don’t know how to explain it. It’s like I am acutely aware of this underlying sentiment, but I cannot snap out of the trance to actually change anything.


2012 was a good year for music


And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standings armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.


Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.


Ultraboosts are the ultimate sneaker


Mood to almost everything https://video.nostr.build/f01fccfc970fc88b2d6293053242296adeed0dc0595b6a95e5efb3234aae71b3.mp4


Self censorship propagates quickly. If you need to subscribe to mainstream narratives to work a job you’re a slave not an employee


Yo I saw this this morning too hahahaha sent that shit to everybody


Top of the day

🎩


For the sake of remaining anonymous I never post the images but I have slapped your stickers in public places more times than you know🫡


Pop culture illiterate, but GOAT literate!


Just a little smirk


R u 4 real?


I hate Taylor Swift


I am the most sleep sensitive man of all time

Maybe just the most sensitive man of all time


Tequila sour tutorial was🔥🔥


I really appreciate and relate to the whole sortve “lost boy” aspect of his music. Idk how to explain it but somewhat apathetic and dark, with a background note of optimism. His sound is dichotomous to me. I really enjoy all of his albums but the last two in specific hit me in a different way


If anyone is into rap, Vince Staples album “Ramona Park Broke My Heart” is really, really good. His past albums have been increasingly more apathetic, I think he’s slowly found his sound. But this album really is a beautiful amalgamation of his growth.


BROH the Mexican aliens were too much😮💨


Laughing HARD at that last line. “It’s never been more over it’s ded”


At this point I’m almost willing to accept an operation blue beam esque scenario is likely


I agree. I tend to think at least in part, the entire monetary dogma will have to collapse. It’s going to be a really interesting time to live through. Idk how pleasant it will be, but it will be interesting.


I agree, it is nearing. But I do think a straw has to break the camels back. Something that affects liberals just as much as conservatives, so it becomes an “American” issue, and not an identity political issue


I probably worded this poorly I don’t want to be locked down I just don’t think people have hit their breaking point yet.


Yall know shit has to get worse before it gets better, right? The general population is not there yet. Will require a severe situation to get them to wake up. Everyone here gets it, of course. But most people are not angry enough. I’m at the point I almost think we need a second lock down to snap the masses from this trance. Obviously I don’t favor that idea but it almost seems like we need to be pulled down even further.


Alright im muting you too your energy HUCKS


Sir I did not wrong you I am simply a boi


In all fairness, if you think he’s childish/immature, you should be glad he’s muting you. Now you won’t have to engage each other. Seems like a win/win?


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/e66493a17aeaa2179ef3be26a6d4d8d34bca616eb6bc8485029c5a6e98422d4d.jpg


It’s sortve nice being a smooth brained pleb because I can’t even understand the implications of the btc news so I just naively stack while I mouth breathe


Does anybody remember Kanye’s interview with Sway when he said “IT AINT RALPH THO”

Thinkin bout that a lot today


I haven’t dunked a basketball in like 10 years but IM GOING TO AGAIN


So sick, but I’m definitely losing an evolution or two😅