AT LEAST SOMEONE SAYS IT BACK

THANKS BEAVE

GM

🫡


Gerd mern


I only have 15🫤


How dk you see that


Thought I was done with CEU’s for the year

~You really thought bro~

I am a perpetual student that is getting dumber by the day I need stem cells immediately


$650!?!? Fuck yeah dude that’s awesome.


Is anyone on Nostr an immunologist or psychiatrist? I know there’s a few doctors on here


Wish I could help ya, bees. I am probably the least tech savvy guy on here


The only (verse??) I know is John 14:27. Right before my grandmother died, she gave me her dad’s WW1 bibles. In the back of one, he had written “John 14:27” in it.

“Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid”.

Suffered a gas attack, got shot in the head, came back and lived for a few years before passing from heart failure due to gas exposure.

Powerful as fuck. Dude was sitting in a trench and that’s what got him through. Sometimes I think I was destined to see that so I could immortalize it within myself too.


No for sure not. You told me you could duck dive at least three days ago.


A girl I work with insists I read the Bible. Lately I’ve been thinking I probably should.


Eh. I just end up locking myself in the shadows, isolating myself, and becoming so obsessed with proving the world wrong that I’ll end up sacrificing my own life purely to laugh last. Im not championing myself for it. Thats just who I am. And then I feel like no one knows the journey I’ve gone through to attain what I have. Meanwhile I’m an isolation artist. Ultimate irony.


💪💪💪
Way to get after it dawg.


I’m not better than anyone and some days I’m not even sure I’m better than I used to be.

Hate motivates me like you wouldn’t believe. Anger, frustration, dissatisfaction, sheer hatred. It fuels me more than anything.

I don’t love stewing in it. But sometimes it’s the only thing that gets me to take serious action. Today is one of those days where I just feel so much anger.

Days like today remind me why I have to leave this corporate bullshit. So tired of being a mfing slave. So tired of having peoples doubts cast upon me.

I always get the last laugh. I have noted this a dozen times. I WILL be standing in the end.


If Pocahontas died tomorrow her own family wouldn’t care


O wow the guy who owns money says “don’t put ur money in decentralized thing. Giv me ur money I am not pedophile u can trust me”

1) compromised on Epsteins island
2) fucking HATES you
3) effectively an unelected official

Said it before, will say it again. Public square humiliation. Show the compromising tapes. The masses will act on behalf of the information they receive.


You have to scan your retinas to get in? Going to Vegas in the summer and something that was on the agenda is the sphere. If that’s the case I’m out


One of my favorite albums of all time. Had tickets to see Mac and he died right before the show.

In hindsight it breaks my heart that basically this young guy, hardly an adult, for years was crying out that addiction would kill him, and a world of listeners sat idly by and just listened to his music. Not to say we could actually do anything, it’s just sad. Kid said it for years, it happened, and then we all act shocked.


Royabean you know damn well if you want to break the cycle you can whenever you want


Lately I’ve been feeling hella bad for old people. Everyone hates on baby boomers as if our parents have intentionally fucked our generation. The fuckin salesman or plumber is not the person who fucked you over. I see how grown ass men in their 30’s or 40’s hastily weave around them in the markets and shit. I can’t help but think “karma is gonna have its way with you”.


Stop taking xylazine I cannot endure more of these runs bro I’m sick and tired of your tranq abuse


In a similar camp. Curious to see what our pals say


Mood https://image.nostr.build/5584447dbc38187c7925a9a4cb0629c9f2702bd8e7df6a7060d7527126cb0f05.jpg


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/e66493a17aeaa2179ef3be26a6d4d8d34bca616eb6bc8485029c5a6e98422d4d.jpg


Gm purps

First snow of the season this morning


“I said, listen. What you don’t understand is that god gave you a brand, even before you were born. All you had to do in life was walk into it”


Shit is the truth. A beautiful body is the OG proof of work


“Free speech was never meant for you, it’s for who you hate”


Think this note was as much a reminder to myself. Get busy living or get busy dying!


Hey if you guys didn’t know our time here is finite we are all running out you have to use it WISELY you cannot get it back there are no refunds it’s DWINDLING are you using it in a manner you’ll appreciate when it runs out?????????


Thanks broh🥹


Nature is healing🌎


Haven’t seen much on this today but BTC dominance is RIPPPPPPING


Sortve in awe rn.

For 3.5 years I put virtually all of the money I made into bitcoin. I studied and learned and prayed for these days to come. Now they have arrived. This is so incredibly bizarre to me that it’s almost making me nauseous.


That doesn’t look like Michael Jordan at all what are you talking about AK


I didn’t check my math this could be wrong but hey WHO GIVES A RATS


$4.20/$43,000=(0.00009767 sats)

(1,000 ppl)(24hrs)(0.00009767sats)=2.344btc/day

2,000,000 exchange reserve/2.333btc/day=853,242 days

853,242/365=2,337 years


Come and take it🤗


THATS WHAT I AM SAYING BRO FUCK ATRAZINE


You keep capitalizing that and I can’t tell if it’s an acronym or if you guys actually have goats meandering around your mountains


Anyone reading this Node already put the watts up and you know that


Let’s gooo brother we stimulate hypertrophy around these parts


Shmoney time bro


Must destroy my inner biiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhh


I’m a freak, I need my lady to be on board with the freak show👽


Trying to Trojan horse me into accepting your Swiss sats???? I’ve seen Troy before I know how this story ends pal


1000000000% putting my soap in a Heinz ketchup container tonight


Bad news if you’re at my gym in an hour: it’s gonna be cold because I’m lifting the roof off this bihhhh


Idk I don’t have a nice porch I just got here


I’m confused? I do have custody of my real sats, the wallet I had set to Nostr was WoS. Gotta find a better lightning solution


I don’t listen to his music, but I love Ted Nugent’s enthusiasm about life


You and your unisex skis need to cool your jets because the reality is the bandwidth it’s gonna take me to set up a new wallet is something I currently can’t afford


A few weeks ago, I told a new girl I was into Bitcoin after prefacing it with “you’re probably gonna judge me hella hard but…”

She was like “okay”

🫡


Mfer you know what I meant😡


ELITIST SWISS MISS


For sure…makes me feel like I’m “in the loop” even though I’m gonna buy no matter what


Just my guess but pre halving we hit 71, then 69, then 67…my guess is RSI~65 in December and then a minor pull back to retest previous resistance as support. Maybe not. But that’s my guess


Always. Was more or less for the ambiance of the photo. Sometimes you gotta set the moooood


😅I didn’t light it until I got home!


You are such a smart ass and honestly I think it’s because I can’t afford any of your fancy porches but let me tell you something

I WILL get there.


INCREASING PURCHASING POWER ALL YEAR SUX BROH


EVERY TIME YOU SAY SUITS I THINK ABOUT THE MEN IN BLACK APPEARING WITH THEIR MEMORY SCRAMBLING DEVICE


Just posted this but god damn it you’re making me bring it up again https://image.nostr.build/448fb00cbe6019560dd4363b696d7e8b8c20a2af2cebf5817c8e65f0d2cb40ec.jpg


Yes I can😡

Will I stall? Perhaps. But I will reach my destination


This clique of gents + nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and a few others is really making Nostr a place of luxury & leisure


The havers 😂😭😭😭😭😭


Str8 up erryone luv tiddies


CAN ALL THE WOMEN ON NOSTR STAND UP SO WE CAN SEE WHO IS BIG MIKE PLES


Why did you guys bring me into this


U can’t duck dive


All I do is sit alone in the dark


Look at that wrist hinge!


Norf norf https://image.nostr.build/f0a16d1326a060a5b88531f392c05a6e825b8f0effa3a9975459a30bdc652258.jpg


Said gn last night

GOT ZERO GN’s IN RETURN???

Not based of you, nostr community


Yes

But also never prepared enough

😤😡🫡


I am almost 75


Gn https://image.nostr.build/4ef1b5b1fade7af804be3fde70b641723a16483f294427b797ca6c7f5c8e2c66.gif


You’re lucky! Better than the contrary ;)


He said “& THEN YOU MADE A MEME ABOUT ME”😭😭😭😭


Leeeeeeroooooooooyyyyyyyyy


Where tf you been ya grump


Nah for sure it just needs to be dry cleaned but still going on 11 years is grosssssss


This IS you https://video.nostr.build/37c56164c9ff8ffdffd6e2230ea5c9f1170fa28546317064f1cae0f77d69ccc0.mp4


I have a peacoat/field jacket sortve thang goin on and I got it in 2012 and I haven’t washed it once hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Nasty ass boi grunge boi filthy lookin boi


If Laura didn’t have a Michelle Obama wagging between her legs I’d say she’s pretty bad


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/e66493a17aeaa2179ef3be26a6d4d8d34bca616eb6bc8485029c5a6e98422d4d.jpg


Stop it you’re 24!


I have a newsflash for you guys I graduated 10 years ago AND IT FEELS LIKE IT BRO

Looking at this content and I am DOOMED. Absolutely MF DOOMED.

Overwhelmed is an understatement.


I completely disagree🤗


The first interaction I had with Sats was him telling me I’m retarded for not looking into the moon landing more

But here we are. Two anonymous pals defeating cucks on the daily


Americano’s are the elite coffee choice. What I’m going with 12/10 times


This is sick.


Asking all of my short friends how the temp job at the North Pole has been this Christmas season >


bb looks good in black.


Everyone was happier when Kid Cudi was sayin some shit like iVvVvVveeEe go0o0otT  some issuuueees that nOooo0o0O0body can seeeeeeeee


I think social media might be ruining the perceptions men and women have of each other.


Thanks dog!


Everybody’s got dead homies


Probably the laugh I needed today. Thanks fren💜


No now please allow me to influence you


I am a 31 year old he/tard/dumbass


I know better than you, I insist you forfeit your opinion and bow to my ideological prowess


This is the god damn dumbest shit I have ever read start with yourself


amanita muscaria?


Feeling 0/10 today


Is that lemmy?


I am simply not acknowledging the next pulmonary crisis


I think the perfect inelasticity is pretty compelling….


Gonna go lose it all😎


Where the hell you been beave!?


What is all of this #Casine I am seeing


Bigly is the best


Gold is ripping


DOOM.


I prefer “it’s a doggy dog world” over “it’s a dog eat dog world”


I don’t know shit dog I’m a measly pleb in a doggy dog world 😭


Also admit you love America even if a lot of it is fat


Admit you can’t duck dive and then we can talk about fields. Or courts. It doesn’t matter.


In the aquatic arena you are no match. Swiss mountain goat cant duck dive😉


You definitely aren’t kind to tourists bruh I’ve seen your posts😭

I’d still wax you tho


I think I need to learn more about them because what has generally kept me from investing is the block subsidy halving. I don’t know this as a fact but it would seem like that event in and of itself ends up weeding out company’s every four years. Is that correct?


You and I both know you wouldn’t keep up with me on that sweet sweet Swiss pow😩🫤


Have you seen me lately?


Been thinking about this a lot. Don’t know what to do with mine. If I managed to move it to BTC I’d have like 95% of all of my life’s earnings in BTC which is likely the play but I still get reluctant sometimes. Also been thinking about buying some MSTR


Know I need love but I think I value the hate more to push me towards thing that I prayed for


Good morning homie🙌


He’s become the face of the next generation of rappers, but I don’t particularly care for him. His production is impressive for sure


Good morning from an empty gym and a pair of sore legs


I’m not getting any younger, shashue. God I’m uncomfortable. But what other choice do I have, if you catch my drift? Lately it’s seemed like I have to follow down this road for some reason. Decided I probably need to start trusting the powers above me more, you know?


I’d be in fear if I was mucking my hands with BPA’s


Don’t touch receipts. BPA city


Pretty cool right!?


Lori “the corona destroyer” Lightfoot

#NeverForget https://image.nostr.build/06c57d1ba31f9274604f9f6b836ca22ba3238743235e8179d4abd078b24d2f9b.jpg


Almost everything is noise none of it means shit and the less you indulge in it the more signal you attract


Morning big dog! Let’s get this shmoney


Six in the mawnin poleece at my doe


Nothing changes if nothing changes

Goodnight fam💜


There he is🫡


Ball movement is unreal this year


Pics or it didn’t happen


Idk who you’re yelling at but for most of human history saying “hi” was not considered to be inappropriate


WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOOOD TOGETHER🎶🎶🎶


Me trying to see what everyone’s seeing but I can’t see fuckin shit https://image.nostr.build/3cb7b77bcc63aca53cb8e2feda2cf72cb3c6cac341dbd6ce1115ae076db7d954.jpg


I will spare you the details but I too am someone who struggled with releasing music I’ve created.

It’s not your job to gatekeep it. It’s your job to create it. For all you know, you’ve made something beautiful and you’re inhibiting the world from appreciating it. Allow the world to enjoy what you bring to life


Me and you both sis


If you took the chromosome from kanye that makes him retarded, planted it in some soil and let it grow, Travis Scott would be born.


Probably an unpopular opinion but I think Travis Scott is so horribly overrated.


Thank you! I am going to set up a new wallet soon.


“YOU THINK SOMETHING I DONT THINK??? NOW YOURE LESS THAN YOU USED TO BE”


People are legitimately scared to HEAR ideas. Personally I think the resistance to opposing ideology is far more dangerous than letting that ideology be heard. If an idea sucks that bad, people will figure it out for themselves. But once you gatekeep people from having beliefs because you deem them irresponsible or not worth hearing…idk man…tough to call yourself inclusive while simultaneously rejecting everyone who doesn’t think like you.


I was a WoS loser Fucko so I had to delete my wallet. Pending creating a new one. Low key it was sortve fun to just post without getting zapped in a weird way?


Madlib!!!!! Fuck! I knew it looked familiar. So dope.


Who is that doot boi he looks familiar but idk from what


Hate is poison, and when it consumes you, it is toxic. Warding off the recreational hate I have such a propensity to fall into. Need to stop pissing in the wind.


Bitkern bitkern


That’s the one I have too! So sick


Nah we sliding bro


🙌🙌🙌 thanks dog!


Matata idk what it is but I think I’m gonna serenade you in 2000’s pop until the day I croak bruhhh


Gonna try this again because my first attempt failed

Had a really inspiring conversation with one of my closest friends last night and decided to pull trig on purchasing the Dental Admissions Test materials I need. Woke up this morning like “WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!?”.

Gotta do it. Universe kept giving me signs that I have to go down this path. Trying to just trust it was written this way, and while it feels overwhelming, I need to stop questioning it and trust it.


Twenty twos son!!!!!!!!


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/4e168d43b3536cc538c08594eb10e548f1e0b25d2d1b4fbbe6eeaa8c4e8cc1a9.jpg


#NeverForget https://image.nostr.build/86c95fd9799ccfec60108ff984b3eb5ce125a44fd2c8fae69825aa6e11200479.jpg


The memes are so good😭


lol it’s a quote from Rob and Big, my arms are definitely not 22”


The sharing of Spotify wrapped is not the content I’m looking for and for that reason I am selling Instagram for the month of December


22’s son my arms is big as my rims


Love Hall and Oates


Eye contact the entire workout and I’m like “maybe next time I see her” (there won’t be a next time). My own worst enemy!


The work around was “go home and self loathe about it”. Per usual


I didn’t say hi🥰


Dads still alive😅

Yacht looked fun. I’m starting to think the business you started is Toyota or something because you seriously have fun


Who you callin pinhead


Really want to say hi to this girl at the gym but exercising is not the place for that


I too love smoking weed. Admittedly mostly it’s hash these days. But sometimes I’ll still kick a J.


(This is a suggestion not a demand) lol


Smoke solventless extracted hash. Vaporization instead of combustion. No tar or other plant by product. No extraction solvent so no butane or any other gas.


Watched my dad do all the right shit. Never drank, never smoked. Avoided it at all costs as his dad was diagnosed with multiple myeloma at 67 years old. At 67 years old, my marathon running father got diagnosed with CLL.

Obviously hereditary immune issues. Still can’t wrap my head around it though. Doesn’t seem just. But that’s life.


That entire saga was so fucking dumb that kid ouidy or whatever was such a smug cunt


Scamming a scammer pt.1 https://image.nostr.build/5b22c0341e9bed4a9bac782a0711497f70e9a375755b53b6af8f85983c37cd1a.jpg


Thank ya and good morning🫡

Hopefully less shitcoin vibes today


I actually don’t put my hands under the water, I just let it run as I salute in solidarity to a single btc transaction


That faucet is on some bullshit


Mechanic trying to say I need new rotors after 30,000 miles boi play with someone else because I am not tolerating the shenanigans bruh


Good morning from the dumbest faucet of all time. You can’t even fit your hands under the spigot. Sometimes I see shit like this and think “we’re trying to move forward so hard we’re going backwards”. https://image.nostr.build/2322a18ea1a2d600920cfc13b467a6160e02b24e36d592fb329e72b0235ff055.jpg


There’s wild zebra’s in California?


Tim Dillon on Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast. Gonna be a dooooozy


Vince Staples needs to get on Nostr


It’s not about the money money money, we don’t need your money money money, we just wanna make the world dance forget about the price tag


Making dinner for the 5,000th time can’t wait https://video.nostr.build/457f8582b79e225adb983fc29948a47c7442389dcbb1bfd8cbfb219f7eac8be1.mp4


Let me tell you something about Gary Brecka. Listened to a few of his interviews. “MeThyLaTeD b vitamins” yeah that’s cute BUT your business partner is GRANT CARDONE BRO. Snake oil salesman. Very specific in brands he wants you to buy from. Have seen 100 people before him, will see 100 people after him. Not to say there isn’t some truth to what he’s saying. But you already know no one serious about this shit would be anywhere near Grant Crabbone.


Matlab was the bane of my existence in college. Also ChemDraw.


Hahahahahahaha you’re gonna make someone DONATE TO WIN YOUR HEART!?


WTF bro😭😭😭😂


10/10 point I didn’t even really cknsider


You got that stage 5 clinger tho ;)


The real ones know! Hell yeah. Usually people look at me like I’m nuts for saying I won’t bathe in water I wouldn’t drink. Obviously have to sometimes but idk why that’s weird to ppl


Get that filtered shower head bro lord knows there’s transite in our water supply


Are you about to ask a boi out!?


SASSY.


I’m gonna bookmark this note and bring it up when you’re having a bad day💜


Deep down I knew you couldn’t handle your liquor 😩

Lightweight 😳😁


My boiiiiii GFY!


I will make a lightning wallet, send you 50k sats, and delete that shit. Do NOT start with me.


You don’t mean it🕴


If you don’t have anything nice to say then SHUT THE FUCK UP☺


That’s what she said?? I think???


I’m REALLY humble 😏😉


Alex I am the most athletic man you have ever met and I am somewhat serious about that! You don’t know who you’re speaking with 😡


Alex, my favorite world traveler, please tell me you know this isn’t actually me🥹


Bro these people contact me every other day like god damn I legitimately just wanted to know what your custodial procedure was


Foolishly inquired with Swan Bitcoin. MISTAKE. They will hound you worse than the blood center after you donate a pint of the red stuff.


I think that was actually Wayne Gretzky quoting Michael Jordan, who was quoting Michael Scott.


Kahooool wHHHHIIIIIIIp


Face reveal/mood https://video.nostr.build/478d11e5f4c9793cf46bf4df1a113f2a2709bb155a8f99c3a3924b5ba3a6cffa.mp4


I’m saying! Do something!! exclaim! jump up and down! throw a birthday party for nobody! idgaf what it is but you better recognize


If I hold the door for you and you don’t pick up the pace I am taking that as an act of war and retaliation will be swift


Probably my biggest gripe with Nostr (maybe this is a Damus problem? Maybe I’m ass at tagging people???) I can NEVER tag people in posts/find them. Slapped a bunch of Bitcoin Rocks stickers around a town I was visiting. Took photos. Can’t tag @Bitcoin.Rocks.

It’s always so hard to find profiles/tag people. This may be a user error. But that is my complaint.

Thoughts?


The Boondocks fundamentally shaped my 13 year old white brain


The only people dumber than those congesting the left lane, are those who don’t realize you can’t go anywhere because of said person in the passing lane, and riding my bumper will in fact only hinder your brake pads lol


INDEPENDENT GEORGE


“Beefy bush” is such a CRAZY wallet address bro idk why they did that to you 😭


Thanks dog. Ima zap ya when I get my shit sorted out.


So you CAN buy some sortve emulator device? That’s really what I want. I just don’t have the computer space and I am a technical tard


Vanessa, LOVE how you’ve been smelling lately. Keep up the great work.


Liking my own comment on my own post because I support my resilience when no one recognizes it


This is how I feel about eating https://image.nostr.build/86c95fd9799ccfec60108ff984b3eb5ce125a44fd2c8fae69825aa6e11200479.jpg


Idk why but the idea bitcoins novelty broke his brain so hard he spontaneously combusted is KILLING me rn


twenty one millION FIXED SUPPLY PERFECTLY INELASTIC OH FUCCCCXCKFKDKDNSHABABABBb

*ded*


I too am a SR🦸♂

I want to run a node but it seems you can’t just buy a device? Have no space in my computer, don’t want to buy a new one just to run a node. Wasn’t sure if a solo miner validated transactions sortve thing. I don’t know a ton about mining/node running. Trying to learn more.


Does anyone have a NerdMiner V2?


At this point I’ll elect a golden retriever.


I’m being a dick, I know what you mean. Every USD valuation means nothing because 1btc=100,000,000 sats but every USD valuation also does matter in so far as a “pricing mechanism”. 38k is the most important and it also means nothing because 1btc is still 1btc


From a purely physical/chemical perspective, I don’t see where the “free will” comes into play. It certainly doesn’t seem to when you methylate or hydrolyze a bond. But there’s double slit experiments etc…I have no idea. When I first started college I read Sam Harris’s book and thought I had it all figured out. But….I have no idea. It doesn’t seem like any physical or chemical force has “choice” but I’m also a fallible human who doesn’t know shit.


Couldn’t help myself. Sorry Sats. Sometimes I can’t hold my tonfue


If you stacked more than you could imagine after it broke the level you thought was real important, it would seem it was in fact real important.


Found this old CNN article from October 2000. I didn’t know the euro was accepted for oil back then. Puts more of the 9/11 attacks into perspective. As a 10 year old, I was always told “they hate us for our freedom” L O L https://image.nostr.build/8463a35ca31efb3727ea54dae60a56b5282c1afec59af03a854e190de496e8de.jpg


You are Carmen San Diego


I’m with you dog I’m always prepping for shit. I have no idea if they work. John McAfee claimed to live in a Faraday Cage for a while but who really knows


If a solar flare hit earth, even if these did work, what would your shit connect to? The grid/satellites are toast.


SiR is dope. The internet too. Used to listen to a lot of Syd/Mac Miller


Is this a no scrubs reference? Digging DEEP into the memory banks rn


Letting all of my 31 year old teenage angst out this AM https://image.nostr.build/5b9b369079f2c5b60ca992da6181f41831041bf04caa79c3f04ec2428d27aba7.jpg


I am a scrub


Been listening to “The Infamous” a lot lately. I saw Mobb Deep back in 2011 @ Rock The Bells. They really captured a time and sound. Idk why but this album always hits me harder as it gets cold.


I have so much to get together 😅

Wish I sent ya more before I closed that acct!


Every time I read HFSP I hear “high fructose syrup person” which in a lot of ways seems appropriate


WoS was not the play and I wanted out while I still could

I sent you those sats and you ain’t ever sendin em back. I always get the last laugh Alex 😡


I’m sorry boys and gals I’m on one this AM I just hate em so much


How come there’s so much concentrated wealth around DC, when the government doesn’t produce anything? I know a loooot of people who make more per year than state or federal employees. How come they’re all multi millionaires….🫤


No, they don’t fear us at all. We are a means to harvest taxes. But sooner or later enough people will look over the castle walls.


The White House press correspondent acts as if she’s doing us measly poor plebs a FAVOR by “answering” questions. It’s such a mockery. Sometimes I think we had public displays of embarrassment (or worse) for a reason. These fuckin people should FEAR us.


First one I thought of too. Learned of planned obsolescence through them


Bad news for the haters my surgically repaired knee is coming back stronger than ever and I will have some WHEELS summer 2024


Gm pinhead larry https://image.nostr.build/7119532796c1580d0ff7b3c6fd1998b75e380ae190ee7b94c0bae100607d3d46.jpg


LOL I wasn’t talking about light pollution. I’ve lived by myself so long that I guess become lost in my own ways and evidently one is, it’s always dark in my house. Friends rip on me for it. I don’t think sitting in the dark is weird😅


Gn frfr


Sorry bro🥲


Gfy 😄


Oh I don’t feel bad for him at all sometimes you gotta learn boi😡

As the time is concerned…uhh…😅


What about em pal🤨


Liking my own post because I believe in it that much


I don’t currently have a wallet set up but I am going to send you a grand ranchero zap because that is what the fuck I’m saying bro. What’s with all the brightness when it’s dark time


I think we use lights too much


My tv been keeping me company since ‘nam i feel you


$ave dat money


I don’t know almost anything so idk if this is you or an actress but that eye color is divine


This is how I feel about eating https://image.nostr.build/86c95fd9799ccfec60108ff984b3eb5ce125a44fd2c8fae69825aa6e11200479.jpg


CAUSE WHEN THE ROOF CAVED IN AND THE TRUTH CAME OUT I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO🎶🎶🎶


GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUUUUSSSEEEE


Excess Post Oxygen Consumption. The idea that after a bout of exercise, the lactate in your blood requires the a buffer (oxygen) to neutralize the increasing acidity. Effectively why you’re “hyperventilating” after a hard bout


I don’t know what it is about us. But I’d wager almost every guy reading this has been that dude at one point or another. Maybe at 13, maybe at 16. But god damn, it doesn’t feel good! But…whoever he is…sooner or later you gotta learn to walk away when you’re not wanted. A painful but necessary lesson. With all that said, a 20 minute voice recording is  N U T S


Looks like maybe some EPOC at the very end. Divergence from HR and Output? Would make sense. Dope shit bro way to get that shmoney


Do you have any biometric data associated with your outputs? Would be interested to see it


He is kind of dreamy. Stay focused Plebi!


The algo is oppressing me bro!

“Hey I want a wife :)”

“YA BUT HAVE U SEEN RICKY??”


The best thing about dating apps like Hinge is that you can tell them “I am a straight male interested in women” and then they’ll insist on showing you dudes. It’s like bro, can I just have my preferences or nah?


No hablo


Sometimes you have to take half a pack of Big League Chew and shove it in your fat face to blow a world record bubble


I am now incredibly sleepy. Body is 1000% rest and digest. I’m all parasympathetic’d out rn. Fuck boys I didn’t mean to but the next 3 hours are gonna be a STRUGGLE sesh


I ate too much😮💨🫨


Feels like me and all my friends were waiting for a metaphorical bus (representing the future). And we’re all at the bus stop, waiting. Everyone’s talking with anticipation about where the bus will take them. The bus arrives, there’s 100 people, but 99 seats. And that shit took off without me, bro. And for a while I think I waited for the next bus. But it ain’t fuckin coming. And I’m realizing I probably should just start walking because the way I’ve waited has not served me. Nobody’s coming to get me. Extremely sobering.


No


Imagine if we could all enter a metaverse of nostriches to hang out and give zaps in the VR with real sats


Caww da ampahlandz shes ded


Sports! I love sports!


Hahahahahahaha I am dying at this. Thanks for the neat bat sex facts this AM bro


I need to make friends with a mechanic.


🫡🫡ima visit btc park one day dog


I’m here for work guys!!! https://image.nostr.build/f1c6d177c6e1fabc743dfca7604d0bcaff7b02128b33a46eeb095826bb8eb892.jpg


Spent an hour mapping into an instrument looking for my data. Can’t find it, can’t find my time stamps. Can’t find shit.

~••mapping into the wrong system••~


Gerd Merning plebs🤌


Gn🏄♂🏄♂🏄♂


Hahahaha one of my favorite phrases. Sprots! Go them!


I WILL keep posting about sports and you WILL probably ignore them but I’ll stay resilient


Absolutely unreal


Don’t have to agree with everything someone says to maintain a baseline of decency for them


Did u just rip the bong


This is so painful.


“This too shall pass” everything associated with bitcoin except cold storage


I will never forgive u


Mac Jones is the worst QB in the NFL and unfortunately I am a patriots fan.


I appreciate you, friend.


Didn’t need the 1:42pm cry but here we are. Similar position in my own life. Feel for you Lyn. 💜


I sure hope so homie. I’m tired of not winning😡


Need a better time preference in my life 😅


Appreciate you brother


So many people have told me this over the years. It’s funny how obvious it is to everyone but me. Learning to coexist with myself has been a long journey, Alex.


Kafka traps my boi they are alive and well


I constantly do this thing where I feel “too old” for shit. Too old to skate because I’m 31. But it’s like F DAT BRO I ONLY GOT ONE LIFE WHY WOULD I CONFORM TO YOUR SOCIAL NORMS WHEN I AM AN INTERGALACTIC BEING


Sometimes you gotta be mouthy😡 nostr:note1tfjnvmcg2208gh8dq0ykccnj90pv7twj3hypvnq5n3lqktn8c9nsf7szys


This is me rn


All this polo on I got horsepower


Yippie yo kiyay mfers!


“Borders are racist, you shouldn’t own guns, we need to fact check you”

-politicians that live in gated communities with private security spewing fake news on national TV


“No”

😭😭😩😩😂


This is sooooooo crazy take it back


I need an MF DOOM mask


I have some knowledge of Hal but not a ton. Probably worth going down that hole


Adam is probably who I admire most in the space. Sometimes am convinced he’s satoshi. Guy is a G


You don’t need to tell people what you do. You look like what you do.


Napoleon’s nephew started the precursor to the FBI??


YeeeehhAaaawww another good one added to humanity! Way to go Node! Congrats homie!!💜


CAPS FUCK CAPS


CAN WE GET SOME FAPS


The real ones recognize this as the sample in Kendrick Lamar’s “The Recipe”


😎 https://image.nostr.build/38fb7448fc8ccfd9ff8ed84a560a484bb0d82c9c33b78aed912cfdaa71dfe9da.jpg


Node Aka Captain Watts😤💪💪💪


The pump I have rn is PoW

If there wasn’t so many dudes on here I’d upload a thirst trap ferda h03$ but I will refrain


If I could like this 1,000,000 times I would


Today is workout 165, on day of the year 330, for a frequency of 0.5.

This is generally what I aim at, moving every other day. Probably been about 15 years of this. The last five years I’ve actually written the dates down. Seems sortve obsessive but I really enjoy long term data. Nice to look back on. https://image.nostr.build/d09a313f1e74b144b22fcf42d695f582a4ea945695dde34945914245e541226a.jpg


Ain’t saying bye I’m outta here boi


Goot Mawnin homies


Ok matayter


Many toad much ceiling big sad😔


Toad is a mushroom https://image.nostr.build/78bf9bc7624623a4c53766f07bf89e6dcdaf6c5f98f335098a19a6b6cb5a78e7.jpg


I post about this and I think yall think I’m joking but I genuinely am so tired of preparing and eating meals. Appetite seems suppressed. Usually that’s a sign of depression or burnout but I feel pretty ok. So hard to maintain my caloric needs. At the point I almost have to start exercising less because I cannot eat enough to keep up.


This one hits 2 close 2 home


Gm

It’s 23° today🥲


Did you just hear Al Michaels bring up bitcoin?


That pick6 was the culmination of their season


That’s what I’m saying bro😭


Is there any legitimate reason why these other lightning wallets have not been removed or is it an inevitability?


Virtually every person who’s reading this has watched their BTC:USD go up all year

Nice😎


Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah

Okay beave


What lightning wallet does everyone use…😒


I know a looooot of people who cling to their routines and yield results menial enough that they have to tell you what they’re doing, if you catch my drift.

If what you’re doing works, you don’t need to tell people. Results speak.


I work with a kid who absolutely despises bitcoin, used to call it a “ponzi” with soooo much certainty at 16k. “I just don’t want you to buy it because you’re gonna lose money”.

Genuinely cannot look me in the eyes. And if he didn’t try to impose his beliefs on me, I wouldn’t laugh so hard about it. But karma is a mfer and this kids arrogance got the best of him. Have fun working!


“Yeah I proceed from the same sentiment I claim to hate but it’s actually based in virtue whereas your sentiment is based in tyranny”

My family is the exact same way. I’m just an idiot conspiracy theorist fascist etc etc etc….then they do the shit they claim to hate but it’s okay because they know best!


Rob and Big was peak humanity


At this point I’m about to temporarily send one of you all my sats until I set up a new lightning wallet


I am so curious as to how you’ve curated your life to do so much cool shit all the time….youre always uploading from a new adventure or something wild


Take me to your leader👽🖖


Appreciate you big dog. Hadn’t seen your notes in a while. Hope you & the fam are good


Nothing in the world belongs to me

But my love is mine, my memories are mine, and my life is mine.

💜


It’s really cliche but the coolest version of you, is YOU. Sometimes I draw inspiration from people I admire and have to remember that while I can inspired by them, I have to be inspired to be me, not them.

Be u cuz u r dope.


I rage post about this at least 1x/wk. It is the metaphorical embolism to society’s artery’s.


The fact that a comedian can make a stadium of 15,000 people laugh at the same time is actually almost unbelievable. Some artists have a divine ability to strike a chord in people


Honey badger don’t give a


Sorry to hear that G. Appreciate what you do for the community. Stay strong and fight that good fight homie 💪


Pig Whore & the Scandalous Four


I’ve never seen Star Wars or LOTR


I was thinking the other day…everything he wants to do seem good superficially to normies but like…self driving car…chip in your brain…social credit score payment system….

Seems like he’s ushering in totalitarian control while saying “we need free speech”


Boobooooooooooo


Honestly you were the first person to put me on some of the moon landing shit. I gotta look into more of that. Lately I’ve been on San Francisco and how it was built. Real bizarre origin story. Also some buildings in Mormon Country that look like fortresses. Jon Levi is a great YouTube follow for meandering down the rabbit hole


My favorite part about being a mfer is when I walk into the office in the pouring rain, get wet socks, and then get to sit in said wet socks for 7 hours.

Nothing like it🤗


All I’m saying is the world fairs are suspicious and I don’t buy it


RIP Norm one of the greatest to ever do it


Over the years I’ve slowly built up a stock pile of survival/EMP/WW3 supplies….

Head lamps…a lot of candles and lighters….various knives and other armaments lol….glow sticks…batteries…special types of rope…fishing poles…

What would you guys include? Aside from food rations water etc…supplies you could buy from Amazon or wherever that would serve you in an outright survival circumstance?


Do yall think that in due time, the block space on transactions will become increasingly more limited and as a result become more expensive?

Have some bitcoin in a wallet I want to move to my main wallet and it’s EXPENSIVE rn.


I don’t drink but I’ll drink to that


It’s a sick world, beave


His friend Patrick Wojahn who refers to Pete as his “mentor” got caught with hundreds of child porn cases

Mentor😤🤔🤔🤔


Gm

Pete Buttigieg is a pedo


I’m getting accepted into dental school in 2025 mark my mfin words I WILL be your dentist and you WILL be happy about it


Binance debacle as a catalyst to make bitcoin even harder as more people are now incentivized to move to cold storage


I will find your creator and obliterate their existence tell them I am looking and I am coming


Cz said your funds are safu

They’re not safu🫤


Let’s talk about shitcoin behavior, hypocrisy, and self realization

Two of my friends are into crypto. One owns a full bitcoin, the other does not care for bitcoin. But they’re both huge Solana bulls. So they add me to this group chat and spam it with price projections and shit.

It’s like, they NEED you to know they bought the “right coin” and you didn’t. Who lives like this!?!? “HA HA YOU DIDNT MAKE THE MONEY I DID HA HA” shitcoiners. That’s who.

Love both of em to death. But the irony is these are the same people who would HATE to have you shove your bitcoin ideology down their throat. And I fundamentally question shit like this a lot. We all, me included, sometimes do the shit we claim to hate most.

The reality is, I probably COULD make some money trading Solana. We all could! But I don’t fucking believe in it because I am committed to my bitcoin principles.

This genuinely frustrates me to no end. The hypocrisy of some people requires a patience I did not know was necessary to maintain relationships.

But, I question why other’s hypocrisy bothers me so much, and perhaps that lends its hand to my own ironies.

Do you get frustrated and resentful, or do you laugh it off with humility as you too frustrate the people around you.

……

Frustrated and resentful😡


I don’t really care much for the 19 year old bitcoin economists, but Dylan is a good courier for that generation. One of the only young dudes I’ll follow.


OH FACK ME nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl look


OHHHHH YAAAA DOUBLE SCOOP OF VANILLA BEAN FOR YA ASS WITH A SIDE OF FUDGE


IT WAS ELZCHO

HOW COULD U nostr:note1592ceqdpdep6k49y6hyqkwlvr3z7uar82lk5ud95fefcff785zusk9a8zt


WHO STOPPED EATING WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT


I too remember reading this someone stopped eating and we must know who


Honestly bro intermittent fasting should just be called speeding because you’re doing a fast fast.


CALL 911 SOMEONES GOIN FAST


While my name is Anonymous on Nostr, I think you all know me better as “that Agro kid always fighting with people on the internet”

Hahahaha I’m trying to be better yall I am mouthy and I am stubborn


Ah yes, Janet Yellen & the US gov. Known for their compliance with the rules! nostr:note1jzfcw7uagm9qterummuxudjwg54q3wn9cw8wyspcxgmr7qsqu32qcekruv


Because I’m gonna thug it out so hard I am a jiggy mfer I will simply find love again

Nah idk life works in funny ways it’s like, that’s how it goes. Oh, you love her? Well now she’s married loser


Realized my high school sweetheart was the love of my life. She got married this weekend.

Hahahahahaha


Driving home rn going to browse this when i get back


Bro I have Apple Music but this idea SLAPS we should make a communal playlist we can all add to


Oh I’m gonna zap you ‘Kuna


lol I’m only kidding dude. Just being a mfer.


Steven when I rage posted earlier about people being know it alls and you corrected me I was displeased and the committee with review your actions for excess damages


Your name is Steven and you didn’t even tell me that?


Zeus more like deuce because I’m saying toodaloo to the fees


So if I send you 10 sats from WoS to someone with a Zeus wallet you don’t receive 10 sats?

I thot this was amrica


It’s not 44°

Feels like -3000 https://image.nostr.build/911d76c0ff1f1834aba38cf5aa6d1ef40b31c0a821410c278a8df2230434780d.jpg


Wait wait wait wtf you mean FEES


I didn’t mean to break it I was just horsing around


No it wouldn’t friend 😔


2016 $624 kms


Unfollowing me is not ok take it back and tell me ur sorry


R u a wizard how did you do this sorcery


I am on Damus test client + WoS, so you could say I am a smooth brained pleb but I promise I’m good at other stuff


I owe you 50 sats and I will see it through that you clutch them in your paws


The default rug otherwise known as WoS


The common denominator is my wallet😭😭😭😭😭


BROH YOUR WALLET IS ASS TOO HOW IS GIVING MONEY AWAY SO HARD

LIKE SHIT


First matata is not broh

Then node change purp

Hekk


No bro because you used to be a purp prof pic now you are not purp

Said who dis?

O it’s node


Your profpic has thrown me for a hekkin confusion but all praise to Node the keeper of sats the destroyer of cucks


Node your wallet is pissing me off and keeps giving me dikembi mutombo finger when I try to zap you
“no no no” https://image.nostr.build/477cda098ade7012a2dc11fd120d79c0bf32731a1c29b6ece1b94cb440e905c0.jpg


CSCS certified through December 2026 you rats


False


“Got weed?”
“Got blunt?”


meth and red performing blackout would be so lit😩

This list is missing a few people but this is most of the rappers I’ve seen https://image.nostr.build/fd61e526c0ee94e81064a6f5cb8ceed845e467df5a05b7e670409be628c66cea.jpg


Idk napoleon make urself a dang caseuhdilla


Have seen wu tang as a whole 3 times, Raekwon and Gza 2 or 3 times, and meth once

Back in the day nothing was more rowdy than a wu show in a small venue


Everyone thank Xi for cleaning up San Francisco! If it wasn’t for him it would still be a shithole!


Tical and Liquid Swords gotta be up there too


Replace Will with Zuckerberg and your immediate thought is this dude made this platform so he’d have a bunch of sheep admire him + send him free btc


Everyone is an expert on everything! Think like me or your less than!


A platform that is full of “open minded people” who literally subscribe to all the same shit. Because it’s “right”

But you DO hate the other side that proceeds from the same sentiment.


lol carbohydrates are not metabolic poison.


How people virtue signal from fake accounts on a platform of 2000 people is beyond me


I’ve found I play a lot better when I walk. Gives you time to feel out the course and think intently about your shot.

Also found golf is analogous in life as it’s not too hard to hit a nice shot sometimes. But can you string 80 good shots together back to back? Can you do all the right things one day? And then a week? String together a few good months and you’ll see some serious positivity in your life


Nah that’s what I’m sayin, I think that’s solid. I shoot in the 90’s. I think at that point you’re not humiliating yourself, you know? Get a few wacks in, hit a few good shots, and call it a day


Bro 43 is pretty good…better than a bogey average. Bogey golf is good golf as far as I’m concerned


Nah I was too way to be an ally what would she do without you and your courageousness


You’re still chastising this dude for a question get the fuck over it bro


Fuck em I got you.


Everyone applauds the pornstar until it’s their daughter


Never said you shouldn’t upload shit. I found internet porn when I was 10. Fully support your right to upload whatever you want. But recognizing a question is not out of line makes me a censorship advocate and now yall wanna get on me? I mean if you don’t see how that’s ironic idk what to tell you dog.


Again, all I said was “guy asked a question and the freedom people pounced on him” but here you are trying to throw little digs at me. I didn’t offend you, didn’t threaten you, didn’t criticize you, didn’t critique you. Nothin. All I said was god damn dude asked a question on the free speech platform chill out. But I need to grow up right?


I never said you shouldn’t defend yourself. You said I said that. I never said shut up. You said I said that. You’re projecting your own bullshit onto me. Say whatever you want. I’m not the oppressing you anyone reading this will recognize you’re doing it to yourself hahahahahhaha


I never said shut up, I never said you couldn’t say shit. I said he asked a question and people freaked over it. How fucking frail are you to be like, what? He disagreed with me!? HE WANTS ME CENSORED?


There isn’t anything to defend because he asked a question in the least threatening way possible. I didn’t know questions required defenses but clearly they do because now you’re defending against me too hahahahahahahah


Guy asks a question and 14 men come to her avail like you’re out of line for saying such a thing. The irony is unnnnnnnreal


God gave his toughest battle to his silliest soldier

Just gonna thug it out🤪🥹


lol is this a poetic justice reference


You’re welcome dog 🖤


Truuuuuu


Three little birds, sat on my window

And they told me I don’t need to worry.


Hahahah okay I will do better


Everyday is a test when you try to tell people what they want to hear. Thats what political correctness is. You have to actively navigate every word you say to make sure you give the appropriate response.

Fuck that.

I got the lord boi, I love myself more than I ever have, fuck your acceptance.


The mind virus is in full effect. It breaks my motherfucking heart.


But a real man does post about what “real men” are not, right?


He was fat, that’s the whole point of his story. His weakness was his weight and his race. So he decided to get hard as fuck. So the fat kid became a navy seal and does 238 mile races in the desert


Remember when we couldn’t get our haircuts because of ~the virus~


Can you run 238 miles in the desert


I think about this often.

They’re not all equal. Thermic effects, glycemic index, etc. so many factors. I’ve trained a looooong time. Never in my life have I met someone who’s obese because they ate too many apples.

For a generally sedentary person, I think lower carb diets are great. But if you’re exercising, particularly anything anaerobic, I think a low carb diet is almost completely counter intuitive.


I have so many ideas and plans I want to see through. But my bandwidth is becoming increasingly more fractionalized. And it’s highly unlikely I can be successful in any one direction when I’m constantly juggling.


Just spilled formic acid on my arm and let me assure that it is corrosive on skin😤


I broke my ankle years and years and years ago, and every once in a while I get a crack in it that is so divine it makes life worth living


This year I’ve come to realize that flats really are the better wing


I’m here for a good time, not a long time😅


Thats true, there’s always a silver lining💪💪💪


$1918/month is so crazy that’s like $12/hr


Spongebob me boy, we have bitcoin to acquire! https://image.nostr.build/575ab269928ff3a97c41b756256ed4f16637520eaa92232d971ffa2e3d2518e4.jpg


There’s billions of women here……????
There’s billions of women here and I can’t find a single one!?!🫨


You and I are goin out blastin, boi. Death before gulag


Straight to the gulag for non compliance in Anonymous’ Workout Plan


God damn that is top tier


Ah yes the old “comment on someone’s post solely to be negative” ploy


You must


Pew pew pewwww get after it


Did you exercise today Anon?


I often feel like this too. Everything. The fourth turning, bitcoin, so much of this political nonsense. It’s like….really? None of you see what’s happening??????????

Think that’s why I’m so active on Nostr. Refuge in a community where people have similar thoughts. I guess that’s an echo chamber but it doesn’t really seem like anyone here perpetuates anything other than self reliance, resilience, prosperity, etc..


Saw these videos a few years back and it’s eerie how accurate he’s been. Sortve odd more people don’t know about him.


Yuri Bezmenov: The Four Stages of Ideological Subversion (1984)

1. Demoralization (15-20 years)
2. Destabilization (2-5 years)
3. Crisis (6 weeks)
4. Normalization (perpetuity)

At the time of this interview in 1984, Yuri already saw America at stage 2 or 3, basically a state of war. His recommendation was to spread American patriotism and educate about the dangers of socialism. Now we have the ultimate tool, #bitcoin, to fight for real freedom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErKTVdETpw


A baseline of human decency is not something that requires discussion


Some construction workers are working in my neighbors house. This morning they parked in my driveway, smoked a few cigarettes, and threw them in my lawn.

Now, is it the end of the world? No. But does anyone reading this want that shit? Prob not

Anyways now I’m plotting on their demise as they’re my mortal enemy and I will see it through that they fail.


One of my favorite albums of all time. Crazy to think it’s almost 20 years old.


Look at photos of San Francisco in the 1800’s. A group of “600 gold miners” made an entire city. Really weird shit that don’t make sense. The allocation of resources and energy that would be devoted to architectural aesthetic while people died from the most menial shit seems odd.


Sinus bradycardia because my heart is too efficient


Hahahahahah beave you’re such a grump bro would it kill you to smile


Keep fighting the good fight 😡


One of my good pals is getting hitched and so a bachelor party is in order

This guy is acting like he’s DED the minute he gets married. This is not a bachelor party, it’s a god damn bucket list

So anyways we’re going to Vegas 😅


I got financially accosted this year and tbh if Bitcoin doesn’t resolve that for me I am going to throw a fit


“Did these guys pedo out” is so crazy😭😭😭😭😭


You think I’m mid!?


Sometimes people upload sick shit and everyone zaps them for it and that restores a tiny fraction of humanity within my heart

Keep fighting the good fight😡

Gn frens


I have spent my entire life on the ocean. Fishing, sailing, surfing.

I absolutely despise all seafood. It’s almost pathetic. I just cannot palate it.


His game reminds me a LOT of Kobe. A lot of his post moves are nearly mirror. He’s still fairly young, I think the mental aspect of his game is where he needs to grow. Once he develops a bit more leadership and composure that comes from experience, he’ll be soooooo good.


Crack!? Crack cocaine!? Where!? https://image.nostr.build/0d7c221d61089345998ec8734287b4cbc40f68bab30a84a1f546b4cc57ad3554.jpg


If I had the patience I’d edit your profile picture onto Stephen crowders head for that meme https://image.nostr.build/e1d7490a92daf71e4e8fcb752f3ca1430b77d66f500c9595eed1fad108aa1a12.jpg


Bro you did not BUTTER that cookie, you cookie’d that butter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am laughing my ass off


Spike me through my brain because I’m gonna need a lobotomy to forget that flavor 😡

Haters gonna hate & Potaters gonna potate


I get so much hate for this but I think Tatum is going to be the face of the NBA in the coming years


Who goes to starbussy’s in 2023 bro


Eggnog is so horribly overrated


I spent the entirety of this weekend cracking at CEU’s, and I’ve become a knee over toes guy. I never really looked into why people say that. At least insofar as it relates to sport, there’s a loooooot to it.


I have a terrible habit I opening one at the end of the night and then falling asleep. When they’re flat, they are dogshit. The magic really is in the bubbles


Fucc


Seltzer rules

I am the bubble lord


I am hopelessly addicted to black cherry seltzer water


Caramelized onions with a steak is such a valuable and necessary play


That is some of the most cringe shit of all time


Some would say it’s brutally beautiful


Sometimes I wonder why I’d be sent to earth to learn so many lessons in a place you will not escape from.

Maybe that’s the point.


I’m not sure if I’m imaginary or not but your guess is as good as mine


Good morning frens

Nothing changes if nothing changes, baby. You wanna do something different, ya gotta do something different. Praise 🙌


You will pay for paper bags as I print you 14 coupons you can’t use and a football field sized receipt


Alright guess I can save all the bears when they realize bitcoin is never going to 10k again lol


I’m in a basic life support class rn and I’m seriously thinking about cutting the face off this mannequin like Dwight did https://image.nostr.build/947ac5b11c58b062d5c5cc0a8e2ee1633c5baf6e120c71e98ffcf4705608bb5c.jpg


Let me live the quote is so good! Every time I see your handle it makes me think banjo and kazooie lol


Me at thanksgiving when my family says “why didn’t you tell us about bitcoin” after I pleaded with them for years to lO0k 1nt0 1t https://video.nostr.build/9c4cec56f63a0b1ad4d04ea97b482b27f4dfb73c5be22716bd05e7e3e343b72c.mp4


Goot mawnin🫡


I don’t believe it


Sometimes you just gotta throw it out there and see how it feels


I think if I could drive everyone’s car for them I could solve it😌


If you drove every car there would be no traffic! Who’s doing it!


I’m gonna go full blown retard rn I’m putting on the tin foil hat and saying it

I don’t believe in traffic


Gotta manufacture good times when they’re not so abundant


There’s two types of millennial men in this world:

Those of us who became adults to 3am Girls Gone Wild commercials on MTV, and liars.


You called??


R u serious.


Legend!!!!!


The real ones know who this legend is https://image.nostr.build/1eaac41c5b14b4d2710a162e5d0f5f5b7315f6ad9beba427eabd6db13b980aa3.jpg


I am him


Except for ice cream and buying btc!


What do you mean when I get there


PSA https://image.nostr.build/3261f16299c433fe229d7b804dfd90cf209e87cc83ebb39ac356196534a24947.jpg


You clearly have never enjoyed the heehawwww of a donkey.


Waffles the donkey
Homie the barn cat
Roswell the doggo

What more could you want?


So this is obviously land dependent, but the other day I realized I want a donkey.

Used to work on a farm with a donkey and he wasn’t the friendliest fella but we also didn’t really build a huge rapport in my time there. But if I adopt a young man and name him Waffles? Fren for life


Got it in my bedroom rn


Eh…you need those people to learn. It’s painful. But sometimes necessary. And frankly it teaches you just as much about what you DON’T want to be.


Me too🫂

But here we are


Who said money going up?


I escaped the Stockholm syndrome most of our society has with the financial system. Not going back. Only going up.


Mike Mentzer had an unbelievable comprehension of strength and conditioning. Would encourage anyone to hear him out. He’s not speaking the Bible but god damn he had some insights.


My coffee this morning is so bad and tbh idk if I’m gonna recover from it bro


ALL CAPS BECAUSE WE HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE ON


Gm movers & shakers🫡


If you’re not on SoundCloud how can I find your mixtape??


Hell naw I’m not feining nic I want to a sophisticated young boi


I will never forgive u


Bro you rule this is pretty much what I was after thank you


Does anyone here smoke cigars?


Cyborg called you a cheeky sausage enthusiast 😭😭😭


Is that the top of a makers mark bottle


I didn’t see your content for a while but I think that’s a user error on my part or something? A bunch of yall I’ve followed since February were MIA


Donny not going to the debates is sortve hilarious he said bish nawww


Bl4ze 1t


Omfg


Now I am become squish, requirer of pets https://image.nostr.build/752b5e36a676e63fb1cf78fd520308ca5c0419a044475644baeef8e17caa8f0f.jpg


Bro I had the same odds as a true/false question and I got it WRONG

I thought at 50% you could just round up🤔


It’s hard and Im tard!


They all look like this 👽


Accidentally called my co workers new born daughter a boy😅🫨😭


I take it back it’s red


White


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha


In the words of Jules Winnfield….

that’s some serious gourmet shit


Well are you gonna snowboard or not because personally I would love to


They don’t make it this far for a reason. That one makes a lot of sense to me. Seems to be rooted in the dao. The omnipresent way. I don’t quite know how to explain it but I understand that perfectly


“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never harm”

Makes ya wonder if we keep repeating/relearning the same lessons….


I’m really big on quotes that stand the test of time.

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions” seems particularly relevant today.

Anyways, I’m sitting with my dog, and I’m thinking how bizarre it is we have such an admiration for one another when we can’t even communicate vocally.

“Man’s best friend”

🥹


I feel you dog, I do. It’s tough. But the people on here rule and it would be tight to actually see the face behind the mask for some


I’m calling you when SHTF😅


We might have to go full blown nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg and cover up to the max


I think at the end of the day who really cares I’m some pleb in the middle of space but I do really enjoy my anonymity


Were you in the military because I feel like you excel in covert ops🤨


I know I could do that but I also think I’ve developed a rapport with some folks here and I think it would be cool if they too could see who I actually am. If they even care. Someone might care? Maybe?? I hope???😅🥲


I feel obligated to attend one of these conferences and I genuinely want to meet some people here but they’re expensive and I’m sortve retarded


I want to meet you guys but I also want to be anonymous 🫤


Just checked and I’m 10gb. Gnarly.


Morning bro


Gm mothafucka jones🫡


It appears that I’ve possibly been living with autoimmune encephalitis for 21 years. Which would both explain my entire life story and also devastate me. Hopefully running a Cunningham Panel soon.🙏


Gm mutts🐶


Damn Sats!!!! Dude 1600’s is good as shit. I bet you’ll move back up pretty quickly if you’ve played at that level of skill in the past. You ever play bullet chess? One of my best friends is ranked up there as well and he raves about it


It don’t make sense goin to heaven with the goody goodies dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies!


Hahahahaahahahahaha


I feel like chess is probably as good as anything you could teach a child. You have any idea where you’d rank these days? My guess is a lot better than where I’m at


I played in the chess team in grade school but have not played in two decades. My guess is my current rank is ~500 lol


Ruling out that stuff is not being realistic, it’s being a tyrant to yourself, and no one who has the patience to tolerate me is doomed.

Stop being a dick to yourself. I, a complete stranger, talk to you every day. Not because of how you look, or anything. Just because I think you’re solid. Take that as you may but you’re super fuckin hard on yourself bro and I know you think it’s being “realistic” but maybe you’re just sortve treating yourself in a way you wouldn’t want me to treat myself.


Bro. I will NOT have this.


Hahahahaha beave you mfer can I live my life bro I need kids too


Appreciate ya homie


Hahahahahaahahaha this made me laugh.

Yeah, we could do that.


If I was a tyrant my first order of business would be exiling the people who make bots on Nostr


Neeeeeed a bad  🐝tch


Meh. Even if we don’t necessarily agree I don’t want you to be stripped of your beliefs. If you think you’re evolving and growing I’m not going I gatekeep that. You’re a person even if we disagree. 🤝


2 dumb 4 that, beave.

I am a pleb


Real talk call 911 because we have an emergency🚨🚨🚨


Riesling


A lot of people who’s notes I like to see are not appearing on my feed😡


There’s really nothing constructive to be had though, right? Because i don’t agree with your position and because of that im either

1) closed minded
2) oppressive/fascist
3) uninformed

So my position is perpetually wrong in your eyes, yet you expect to be heard. You’ve determined you’re right and I’m wrong. But if I approach the conversation the same way, I’m fascist.


Do you think psychology is a phenomena that is not influenced by biology because I can assure you that chemistry and biology are your thoughts.


Wow did Malcolm Gladwell study you when he wrote Outliers


That’s two words but more importantly I am down the rabbit hole of general biology


Calling someone who doesn’t think chemically castrating a child a ‘fascist’ is fucking CRAZY.

Age related laws are quite literally founded in the context that children generally do not have the wisdom or foresight to make decisions that have irreversible consequence (eg drug use, tattoos, etc).

If you disagree, sure. But to say “you’re the most reprehensible thing because you think differently than me” is nothing shy of a pitiful, pathetic excuse for a retort. I don’t think you have the slightest idea what fascism is if you’re using it so loosely. Rather, I think you call anyone who varies from your ideology all of the same reprehensible names possible (racist, transphobic, oppressive) all the words that have entirely diluted their meaning post-2020 because you cowards use them so loosely.


Of course! Youre captain Proof of Watts! I always peep your data when you upload it


So, rucking is effectively a steady state exercise. Which is fine, in a lot of ways that’s actually ideal in the sense it is incredibly low impact, and manageable for decades. If you did only that for your entire life, you would manage a great physiology. I am a huge proponent of the average person sticking to something they can commit to regularly for the course of their life. Far too many people get gung ho for 6 months and burn out. So if rucking is what you enjoy, fuck yeah!

The main difference is, HIIT is made to intermittently bring you above your lactate threshold. As to say, just to the point of discomfort. That acidic burn in your muscles when you’ve worked at near maximum exertion is the “feeling” you’re looking to achieve. The constant flux of achieving that acidic burn, and then resting, all to achieve that burn again, has very strong physiological influence in meaningful aerobic capacities.

There is some possibility incorporating 1 HIIT session into your routine would actually increase your rucking distance. Especially when your distance is around 3 miles or so.


I will not have that. If you want to talk DM me. Fuck too lazy and too painful. There is more to you I don’t even know you and I know that to be true.


I am not the authority, I am just another person with some letters after their name. So what I think is just some shit some rando thinks…

Personally, I think that’s too much. Not just the length of your HIIT workouts, (15:15 I assume?) but adding 3 days of lifting? Unless you’re 22 with a nutritionist, that’s a LOT. I admire the grind for sure. But that’s a loooooot of work brother.

Recovery is incredibly underrated. Sleep is incredibly underrated. I am of the opinion most people can get far more results with far less work. But there’s massive biological variation and I can’t sit here and tell you anything without really knowin ya


If the bears can’t manage to beat Carolina they need to liquidate everything asap and start over hahahahaha


I’m not a self development coach like our pal over there but I’ll leave ya with this…

Can you entertain the possibility that it doesn’t have to be like that? And if you can, it doesn’t have to be like that. We only have one life we might as well spend it with a high quality beauty! Make it happen beave


What was your work:rest ratio?

Running, cycling, etc would all have the similar influence on things like lactate threshold and blood pH but would have different stresses on your joints


If you’re currently injured, for sure.

It can be taxing but it’s actually one of the best protocols for athletes in the “detraining” status. As to say, I can rapidly increase things like V02 max for someone who hasn’t exercised in a while DUE to injury. Bringing athletes who were injured back up to pace, it works phenomenally


Mitochondrial density and insulin sensitivity are important.

End rant


You can make it happen! Obviously! Dog life happens for all of us at different times you know it’s just a matter of when not if


Had to attend a lecture about High Intensity Interval Training last night

I will spare you two hours of content to say this

You can lose more weight in 10 minutes of work than 60 minutes of steady state exercise

Your caloric expenditure will continue even after exercise ceases

Different modalities lead to different physiological adaptations largely through neuro-endocrine responses

You can determine the physical outcome you desire and work backwards through the necessary modalities

Your body is more responsive than you think


Nah but you’re a solid mfer beave


I am the most sleep sensitive baby of all time

6 hours might as well be no hours. Give me 8 or give me death


Hahahahah beave I was looking for names….🙄


Who’s your favorite person on Nostr and if you say me in the pursuit of my sats I’ll prob cave and send you some but I’m being serious who’s your favorite person to follow


I ❤ gorls w values


Bro I don’t know if I have the stones for 7 days…..


Most people require such a small amount of encouragement to feel good about themselves.

Really.

A tiny little fraction of a pat on the back will kick a LOT of people into gear. Which is so sad, because to me, it means that most people don’t hear any words to affirm their progress.

Maybe throw someone a little compliment or moment of recognition and I am willing to bet you change the trajectory of their day.


Don’t let anyone cast their doubts onto you Sven. Protect your dreams and heart. Fuck em all. The only people who don’t achieve their desires are the ones too scared to try because they let society cast their doubts upon them.


I am a lucky guy, brother.


You know, my best friend, the closest friend I ever had, passed away unexpectedly a few years ago.

About a month before that, I randomly messaged him and told him I loved him. Thats all. Hey man, I love you. I still have it screen shotted.

That has always brought me solace in his absence. That is where I learned this lesson. You tell people you love that you love them because they should know while they can.

I grew up in a fairly stoic household where love was no openly expressed. I’ve dated to defy that. I show my love very openly and widely. Fuck that bullshit. We don’t have much time. It’s worth letting people know they’re loved.


I tell my closest friends I love them every time I see them

& I will forever.

Imagine living in a paradigm where you don’t express your love for people


This is how I see it…

We all talk to ourselves internally. All day every day we are living with an internal dialogue

The thing that separates crazy from non crazy is if you say that dialogue out loud.

But I am crazy so might as well embrace it


Nah brainstorming my own plans and circumstances


This sounds incredibly manic and probably psycho but I’ll pace around my house working through problems or thoughts. Just talking to myself out loud walking around.

Sounds nuts but I could never explain the clarity it gives me to work through whatever I’m thinking about


Sangiovese


Gotta think about your thoughts to refine them😅


Youre triggered by an anonymous man because he chirped pube head

Secondary account huh fed?


Kid won’t stop harassing me asking me where I live and to send him photos of my bedroom and clothes.


Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha alright man please go illustrate somewhere else I don’t need your finger painting bullshit here


Because you follow me you fucking hopeless BA psychologist


It’s entirely empty because you are ass as your “job”


Every day commenting on my shit because an anonymous stranger in the internet has a complete stranglehold on your pubey head


I have an unlimited amount of your mental real estate and it’s pitiful


Say something slick like

Nice weather huh😎


This made me laugh


So inspired rn I wish I could share what I’m feeling with you all


I am not nearly as tech savvy as everyone else here but it doesn’t seem like you have a lightning wallet attached to your profile


For sure homie nothing but love.


Death cultists claiming we are a virus on earth believe WW2 was the best thing for earth as we eradicated 60,000,000 people in 5 years

I’m sure their grandparents who experienced those events would be thrilled to hear that.


You are not a scourge on earth, a virus that must be terminated.

You are a human that deserves to venture through the human experience.

DO NOT subscribe to these self righteous cowards standing on soapboxes telling you we are an enemy to earth. They want YOU to have less children, but they certainly do not view themselves in the same vain.

Incredibly low resolution thinking and frankly a pathetic perspective.


WEF (ministry of finances) and WHO (ministry of health) need to be destroyed.


I be tha utmost of retarderer😌👑


All shitcoins are bad, but HEX & the hexicans are truly the worst


Anonymous Zapped😡💪💪💪


LOL that’s pretty good


A pretty funny/cute story

A female coworker of mine has a young daughter who constantly hears her father talking about “Bitcoin”. Being very young, she associated the word “coin” with something that is “shiny”. So she has started saying to her parents “if it’s shiny it’s mine-y”. So they decided to buy her some bitcoin as her first “investment”. She’s only 4 years old.

Has me thinking…this young generation will grow up ubiquitous with bitcoin. The same way my generation did with internet. So the Buffet of today, is the Krugman of when I grew up, and the “internet would be no more meaningful than the fax machine”.

It would appear as though the internet was slightly more impactful than a fax machine. Similarly, I think bitcoin will be slightly more impactful than rat poison.


I like toitles


Hi fren


I think it’s pretty comprehensive, but you know man, I’ll take experience over anyones credentials. I don’t think Mike Menzter didn’t had any credentials but god damn that dude had some insights. I think all the theory is nice, but you know it’s a lot of fluff and the people who actually perform Olympic lifts have an infinitely stronger understanding of what actually works


Fuck yeah. Currently recertifying my CSCS for 2024-2026. Dope to have fellow strength folks around here. You probably have a functioning knowledge better than 99%.


Do you have a CSCS?


Everyone say hi to our new homie/he needs help setting up a lightning wallet for those so inclined to assist nostr:note1m8k07fv4rgg7pa3862kr7zk7uhlkkel7zalwvyp2g2ufzw9nxq8stkw3nu


Yeah I’m pretty sure you can. I use Wallet of Satoshi but I believe other people here actually prefer Phoenix


Oh I’m following you to the promise land dog I’ll zap you once you’re set up


Would zap you for this but you don’t have a lightning wallet. People underestimate physiological and eyndocrine adaptation associated with weight loading


The Simpson’s is on

I’ve never really watched the Simpson’s but this episode is about the “blockchain” and they just showed the bitcoin logo

Peep the bitcoin snowflakes lol https://image.nostr.build/ae6fc372a05e2c58e31879d3716e06a337b1c523f970f8454de076ef2974f4b2.jpg


Dr. Sockle McSocklestein


He talks a lot about this sortve stuff. People are so scared to hear ~ideas~, you know?


We may have spoken about this before but are you familiar with Jon Levi?


I may be mistaking you for someone else but didn’t you serve?


I’ve noticed that too. In certain professions as well.

I’ve always jokingly thought about the difference between the colonizers who came here and the people who stayed in the UK. There’s gotta be SOMETHING to it


In contrast you could say those who lived through war were hyper brave which would make the baby boomer cohort the offspring of the bravest men?


GM!🫡


If you’re on a boat and pass another boater, you wave

If you’re riding motorcycle and pass another motorcyclist, you wave

If you’re in a car and wave at another car you are absolutely sick


You could say that.

Or maybe you lead a dope life and post the dope shit that you do.


Shocking that Taylor Swift is dating the Pfizer poster boy🫨


Your content sortve rules


The cost of learning….😅


Yeah

Will probably just send them to people on here rather than eating the costs to move them. 10k max is the play. Thats what I had done for the longest time but once I got the zap feature back on Damus I got a little carried away lol


Huge sports fan. Everyone here hates sports. But I love sports. See ya on there!


Naively sent 50k sats to WoS

They will die with WoS🫤🫡

Too expensive to move


You know me, I’m Captain Pleasure. Just tuning out with all of my vices. Not showing up to my own life, being a big wasteful idiot. Living with hate and a lack of enthusiasm about my status quo existence.


The passiflora (passion fruit) is extremely invasive to Hawaii and develops this type of canopy that effectively destroys the environment for ground level plants. I only know this because I had to give a 30 min presentation in college about it. My guess is that the invasive dynamic of certain plants is hardly understood and we often create ecological impact we cannot foresee


You said you needed 15 minutes to fix me. The floor is yours, friend. If you need to fix me there’s obviously issues that present themselves to you. What do you suppose they are and what are you going to do in 15 minutes to resolve them?


You’ve got to be kidding me


Fix!?!?! Hahahahaha okay fix me let’s hear it what do I need to undo


SeLf DevEloPmEnT cOaCh spends day harassing people online.

Dog I don’t care who you are or what you do my life is dope and I do dope shit and nothing from your pubey head could change that


WHAT IS IN THE WATER THIS MORNING? nostr:note13yt079t348qx4gd5s8auxanxxra2sz8t8xu4qsg25rl23za3ny8qy8vcef


Yeah maybe make your own account, curate your own following based on what you post and what you’re interested in. I’m muting you I’m never giving you access to anything I’ve created and if you’re upset about that then I’m sorry you have Baby Boi in your DNA


Also was asking @The_Beave where he lives too. Weirdo. (Sorry beave for some reason can’t tag you)


What you’re saying is

“You shouldn’t care. I do, enough to ask for your shit. But you shouldn’t care even though I do”

Have fun with your account because you won’t be having fun with mine.


Hahahahaha absolutely not but I appreciate your efforts


“The world would be happier if people thought like me” -self development coach or the federal government? nostr:note1nd09flcvx29qrwxrfuz7ek7qsts8xc4wx4cytcjwn87ykz6sgayqnuahem


Charlie Munger eats babies


How you will get something done is secondary to why it needs to be done


Congratulations that is not dogmatic at all and I’m sure you’ve arrived at those conclusions entirely through your own experience.

Your insistence that people think like you says more than any word you could ever use. Which is why long ago I muted you and I will continue to keep you muted.


Lmk how calisthenics influence your testosterone and HGH relative to loading your joints with weight.


Gm mutts🐶

Get yo keister in the gym


I will never forgive u


People used to buy bitcoins

Then they bought a bitcoin

Now they buy sats

You get where I’m goin?


OH HE THICC BOI HE THICCCCCX BOIIIIII


If there’s one thing I’ve learned: there is NO FREE LUNCH. You cannot get that level of dopamine fix for free!!!! You pay for every high and every low. I cannot emphasize that enough.


I’m done fuck everything


Throw your little baby boi suckle stick Juul in the trash.


Hahahahahaha beave is ruthlessly honest


Fasho


🎶🎶🎶 https://image.nostr.build/64fb9af8ef8345fa9de8c7e7cec90222bcb22da3c77e8fb85bcbc111bcc554ea.jpg


Yeah broooo got Titleist AP2’s recently

Cannot hit them for SHIT 😅


Hahahahahaahahah

“They’re not babies yet” oh


How was satoshi a shitcoiner…


Everyone zaps getting smaller as USD valuation goes up FORGET THAT I’ll start zapping you mfers bags


Lightning mcroya


Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah no empathy for anyone that wishes that upon anyone


nm jc u?


Just bumped into a viet vet

Regardless of what you think about war these dudes lay out and go through hell. I cannot imagine being a tunnel rat all to come back home and get spit on. Thank you for your service sir🫡


If I lived in a country with wild inflation I think I’d just buy vbucks


Loafin🍞🍞🍞


Have you lost yo got dang mind!?!


RIP DOLPH🕊🕊🕊 https://image.nostr.build/1abb14d8093c0898698c63b8f913871cfc6e0ba7a627dc18f4178f867f7aa62e.jpg


Hahahahahah there is nothing you could tell me to lead me to believe otherwise❤


Is there some sortve raspberry pi emulator type device you can buy to run a node?


Omg step merman what are you doing🫨


What the heck are you doing on your phone to autocorrect men to merman🤨🫤


I keep trying to zap you and it won’t work🫤

Will try again soon


I’d say this has been fun while it lasted but tbh this ride has sortve been ass


Oh I’ll drink em hot too my boy but today called for an iced mama


Love the Jade. Started with a ledger, got creeped out by that shit and moved to Blockstream. Dope that you can measure your wallet in sats


Mail in ballots are a 4th world tier system. Truly incomprehensible


Gm pleb!


I will drink iced Americanos until the day I die and no one will stop me


Get that creatine boiiiiii the most studied and underrated ergogenic substance there is


It’s a doggy doggy world and we’re all mutts in one way or another beave


lol so all these young guns on twitch and YouTube say “L’s in the chat” or “w’s in the chat” and the viewers spam the comments section with L’s or W’s

So I’m aspiring to say gm mutts/gn mutts to the point my comments section also gets spammed with the 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶


Hahahahah beave I mean some dogs in the chat!

🐶🐶🐶🐶


Gm mutts🐶

Can I get some dogs??


Per who?


Easily


WE PILLAGED A NATION TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING I WILL RECOGNIZE OUR WORK TYVM


Thank you for offering genuine advice. Kindness to a stranger is underrated, so I appreciate you.

If I’m being completely honest, and all jokes aside, I have massive commitment issues. I’m a big sensitive bitch so I come on here with my woes to make light of my circumstances. The amount of girls I’ve rejected because I was an immature douchebag is so regretful, especially because nowadays I see them with a family and it’s like hey man you really screwed the pooch there. By no means should anyone empathize for me because the reality is no one has hindered my life more than I have hindered my life. But we all have our problems and I’m working on em. I think sooner or later I’m going to make someone so happy, just need to find the right puzzle piece. But until then, I’m 100% going to continue my woes on Nostr for the community to laugh at


Honestly bro I think it’s just gonna be me and my sats


Do you think he stacks sats🫤


lol I’m just goofing off. Phillip is probably right.


They don’t exist they’re just like Santa and dinosaurs and Michelle Obama

All fake


I figured since I’m one of the best to do it I need a female version of me but it’s slowly appearing I am infact not one of the best to do it


I feel like I have spent my entire life wondering where the female version of me is and tbh it’s probably better she doesn’t exist but wtf blokes can’t a kid find a wife


I think I may have phrased that weird. Sorry beave. I’m somewhat regarded


So I am one of the rare pepe’s on here that still likes gold and silver (I’m like 92:8). I think in due time people would love bitcoin art founded in precious metals. Can’t make a necklace out of bitcoin…

Go for it you’ll make some sick shit


You’re a quick learner 😏


A “plane” crashed into the “most protected building” in the world


Ask for forgiveness not permission🫡


It seems that way. Unfortunately.

Think we’re about to relearn some really important lessons in a really painful way.


If 50 people “immigrated” into each state of the continental US with the intention of causing chaos, it would be absolutely devastating. A single mass shooter is bad, let alone 2500 people cooperating to instill fear throughout the country.

Maybe I’m overthinking it but if people are just storming into the southern border practically unvetted….

Seems like historically this is as common a page out of the playbook as any.

Martial law immediately. All rights stripped immediately.


Is they platinum is they gold


Gm mutts

Was thinking, there’s a lot of iron-willed people here. If we started a company we’d be damn near impossible….

*bitcoin*

😅


And Bobby Lee. He used to get naked a LOT


Literally. The edgy kids are going to church


I spent 2hr 31min on Damus today and with that I bid you adieu

Gn mutts


That’s like when the a-ok hand thing became racist


No but I will and some would say I’m at least half as cool


How many relays do yall use because rn I am rocking a 5 piece nugget and I feel insufficient


Chyna


I wish I wish I was a fish https://image.nostr.build/4673c30c903b5ab5bbdf17bc04d75402e2043639208ed5a6487596b05199c40e.jpg


Jumbo shrimp🍤


Ok you actually are pretty interesting but I am the ceo and we both know that


It’s not a joke I am the CEO please speak to me as such


Oh I’ll zap lady don’t bring that sass over here


I’ve never participated in zapathon because frankly I am zapathon and the real ones know I’ve been zap happy since zapception


If she isn’t kool should I tell her?


I have a first date tomorrow do you think she’s gonna think I’m kool

▪yes
▪no


No problem my dear https://image.nostr.build/000250e86c78f3eee9d7b9eaf67285188dd120f57dc19ad19c565f941b789dfe.jpg


Ty king👑


I am 2 interesting 4 u


I am diamond in Rocket League please talk to me with some respect


They really do be manipulatin and perpetratin twenty fo seven


you know better than I😅


How come on primal I have like 70 more followers than I do on Damus?


My best trait is I say what I think and my worst trait is I say what I think


Looks like some bearish divergence on the RSI


Okrrrrrrrt


Stand tall fren


Everyone asks who’s anon nobody asks how’s anon

How’s anon?


Jamie Dimon is such a chode


Ok so this is what I meant earlier when I asked if his coins would be “incompatible”. I thought there had been small changes to the network over time but I wasnt differentiating between soft and hard forks.


Ok ok i thought that’s how those chains came about but i started getting real confused when you said it was impossible. I got you.


Virtue signaling comes at a cost.


I’ve always hated chamath. He’s a smug boi


Sometimes I think about uploading a selfie but some of you are absolute savages and you would identify me so fast I’d have to delete my whole shit

Please just let me be anonymous I like what we have going on rn


Hahahahahaahhaahahahahaha idk what’s worse getting face stabbed or eating a cold egg


Brian Armstrong is the next rendition of suckerberg. They all seem like good guy nerds until you realize they’re scum bum crumb bums


I would rather eat cold scrambled eggs than buy solana


Bruh she can still be a bro I’m just sayin I was bro-in out with the bruhs and we didn’t know bruh was not a bro


Omg I thought you were a bro since I started following you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahha


Would be*


Is this because we have forked along the way since inception (I think?)? So their BTC wouldn’t be “incompatible” with the current chain?

I am a normie I don’t know vernacular


I think it’s DJ Khaled


I too have considered this


This is not to be combative but of genuine curiosity

Why?


This is going to be an outstandingly dumb question, but…

Does language play a role in seed key phrases? In theory could you have two seed phrases that are the same 24 words but in different languages?


When I was a kid, my late best friend would always call me “mutt”

Nowadays I catch myself calling people “mutt” out of endearment

So, goodnight you mutts.


Dinosaurs live in Canada


I’m just ~cleaning~


Yeah it’s up up down B A down down left right B B down A


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yeah


Your dog can gain 1 year of life for ever year you lose

Wyd


They’re gonna gentrify nostr

But instead of rich people taking over poor areas it’s gonna be hipsters taking over us


Set up a lightning wallet😡


You’re a legend! Hell yeah!!


Tatum is a 👑


Fuckin love Roseanne


I no longer drink water I simply water myself


Sometimes things seem substantial when you’re stoned

Drinking water is the human equivalent to watering a plant

Think about it…..

🤯


Be honest so was Electric Avenue I know it was


Elizabeth Warren is a big dumb whore


I think most people would probably describe me as mouthy


It’s my addendum thank you for coming to my talk🤝


For sure. Sentiment is important and it’s palpable in some instances. Sometimes sentiment is more meaningful than outcome, like when your girlfriend overcooks your food.

I think it’s when the “sentiment” is intentionally manipulated as to seem virtuous when in reality it’s heinous. And the “good intentions” of somewhat naive people are lured into that trap.


I think part of this mind virus is the idea that sentiment is more important than outcome.

“Well, we were trying to do the right thing. We never could have known this would happen”

This is why phrases like “the road to hell is paved with good intentions” exist.


Idk if you used Omegle in 2011 but it was like a recreation center for pedophiles


As long as youre not broke and poor! Don’t want to be both🫨


Ah yes, the value is somewhere between a breakfast sandwich and a house


Both!?!


I feel like no one uses a blockstream here but a sortve cool feature is you can measure your storage in sats rather than straight up BTC. Idk why but it seems more rewarding to me measured in satoshis. Bigger number!


Saw cypress hill perform this live many moons ago


Sounds like an exercise….Give me 20 jumping jacks and stacking sats!

In all seriousness I assume it has to do with Saturdays right?


Hahahahaha that’s awesome. What a cool guy


I wonder what my parents thought about their 11 year old son screaming Freak-A-Leak in 2003


Governments fear this man.


Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha I fuckin got you! Canned Heat!


Our government would never do that though because they are moral and virtuous. 99.9% of governments are bad but not the one elected three years ago that one is GOOOOOOD https://image.nostr.build/92b62408125c519d3b0b1bdb50bb9850c0e72f437d4a9b504242b2ac0c5a4033.jpg


It is so hard. Couldn’t be more obvious, and somehow couldn’t be harder. Ultimate irony.


Poor marketing in satoshi part


Honestly they should’ve named it Titcoin because everyone loves tits


I was thinking there’s something odd and almost paradoxical about this…

I would say in general, circumstances for minority groups have probably improved since the year I was born. En aggregate I’d say it’s more transparent and moved in the right direction. Yet, socially, things seem to be deteriorating. Which is odd, because you’d think as circumstances improve, so would the social cohesion.

Does anyone else notice this? It seems like relationships between races were actually far more casual 20 years ago, even though 20 years ago there probably was not as much transparency into the actuality of a groups circumstance.

Maybe I am naive and stupid (I am). But I swear when I was in high school everything was WAY more casual and less polarized than it is now. I’m almost inclined to say it’s a “pit the people against each other so they’re not against us” sortve thing.


Society was a lot more cohesive when we were doing the Harlem Shake


Pinot noir


2chainz original name was titty boi


After another day in the corporate and hedonic cycles, gn https://image.nostr.build/cebc206de67d00206acfda083e894081754ae7505d5ad6b935ec2a6d70a8a926.jpg


Titty boi’s verse is too hard😭


What if people marched when the government stole your fuckin constitutional rights


Bro what are you saying….


now we’re talkin


Who is more dangerous

Kanye or the people who silence him


Ok okkkk my old roommate was talking about this the other night. Will peep around it dog. Thanks


Oh yeah I am going to absolutely BLAST some humanoids in the 2036 revolution


I’m unfamiliar. KM?


Is this the pizzagate stuff? I never really looked into of it much but all of the Epstein shit does lend some credence to all of those ideas


Does anyone here remember the OG virtue signaling scam campaign that was Kony 2012??


Friend texted me yesterday asking about the US debt

I only needed to refer him to one interview

WBD nostr:npub14mcddvsjsflnhgw7vxykz0ndfqj0rq04v7cjq5nnc95ftld0pv3shcfrlx nostr:npub1cj94enk44kn5mvrcma4sp7jnlsgnn4em7rk3dh3jt4fzyqs3m02s560efa nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z


The scariest thing you could be for Halloween is the debt per taxpayer in the US


2020: borders are racist
2023: border crisis

2020: one vaccine stops covid forever
2023: booster every year

2020: trump colluded with Russians
2023: Biden paid by Russians

How much more of this utter nonsense do people accept


People in America are more offended by burning a Palestinian flag than an American flag.


Really late night thought that i have to write down

You can be a work in progress and still help people in their progress


Imagine if the cannabis smoked you🫤


Had Jamiroquai pop up on shuffle and it took me right back to a better time


It’s the Catholic Church circa 1500. It is the new religion and they are the new priests.


Napoleon Dynamites dance is so spectacular I still think about it 20 years later


Oh I didn’t know that’s how it worked thanks Phillip Leslie


This is partially the problem with “science”. Anyone who actually is a “scientist” respects the likelihood they’re wrong, their models are flawed, the practice of re-hypothesizing and working towards a solution is the “scientific process”. Wild assumptions based on models so you can claim you’re the gatekeeper of facts is not science. Thats why I hate Neil Degrass Tyson. He’s such a smug bitch. “Well I Kn0W a11 tHe fActS”. Guy is insufferable


Does tipping at establishments like Starbucks incentivize the owner to pay employees less?


In some ways I aspire to be a dog


Appreciate ya Macro


I would give everything including myself to take away my dad’s cancer. And I cannot. The hourglass is such a brutal bitch.


Sangiovese


Water doggo!


Went out on the boat yesterday. Saw a few seals bopping around🦭


It’s practically an offer to psychos….here you will be met with no resistance!


Gm fren


I am mid but I am free


Sports rule sir😡


Basketballs back🫨🏀


Taylor Swift can’t swim


Dude I will not rest if they suicided him I will divide and conquer like a god damn mongol


I wonder what ye’s doing rn


Nice to who? People who accept their ideas? The group of inclusion is inclusive insofar as you subscribe to their ideology. Otherwise you’re the most reprehensible things possible.


c o m m u n i s t


Dame is one of the coldest mfers to ever do it


I like to think I’m Sisyphus and I’m overcoming the challenge


Male privilege! It rules!


I’m gonna bussssssst this shirt is exotic


Driving on the highway with my sunroof open because I am ungovernable and I simply do not recognize fuel economy


The “or else” has been instilling fear in men for millennias. And frankly, rightfully so.


satsmcd is a baaadddd man nobody tells that boi what to do😤


Dragon apple


“Anonymous you argue with people on the internet shut up”

True☹


Stop caving to your vices.


Even a single beer decimates my sleep. Gave up drinking a few years ago and I’ve never looked back. When the occasion calls for it, sure. But I haven’t had a “casual drink” in probably like five years


Damn!


Boiiiiii you already know I’m riding and dying with this account


I know some of you have two accounts you little scoundrels


Now you have to go sit in a cage because you’re doing an oppression and it’s not ok


Was thinking I need a new computer so maybe I’ll devote the old one to becoming a node. But I am retarded so the barrier to entry for me is infinitely greater than your average tard


Are you an “anesthesiologist” because you don’t have the temperament to work with people???


It’s imperfect but I’m factually wrong, right? The entire point was to say, opioids generally refer to opiate based compounds synthesized in a lab. Opium and opioids are different and you know that. That was the original point to the troll who initially commented. I don’t care what you think about my background because similarly to “you” I was a pre med student and I have a significant background in toxicology. If you can’t handle my heat you have to leave my kitchen because I am COOKING young man


THAT is a novel question. Nice


Oh there goes Anonymous raging on the interweb again that boi needs a breather


I GOT UUUUUUUUUUUU hahahahaahahahahah famous last words bro


That was my point. Using opioid as opiate is not the same thing. A doctor knows that. Opium opiate opioid are different words because they mean different things. Red and blue are both colors. Just because they’re both colors it does not make them the same thing. Honestly regret opening that can of words but me and “doc” are best pals it’s all good


Hahahahah you beat me to it god damn


Anyone who blindly follows Richard Hart kind of had it coming to em. He can make it back in btc he’ll be alright


Opium opiate opioid are different words for a reason. If you think opiates and opioids are the same thing idk what to tell you.

Thanks doc!!!! https://image.nostr.build/dd9ebc3781bc7238b6ce460d19228839a7d37914d9ac666c1126c5347919f4de.jpg


I am mid but I am free


There’s no way you’re a physician but I appreciate the banter


Naloxone is man made and I know because I run it by LCMS/MS. As well as buprenorphine and norbup. They’re all suboxone metabolites.


If you’re a actually a doctor that is slightly concerning


You have an endocannabinoid system that has endogenous receptor sites for different psychoactive THC compounds. That does not mean that BHO is natural.


Opioids are entirely man made. The entire drug class. Idk how else to explain this. It’s the same thing as saying Tricyclic Acids, or SSRI’s. They’re drug classes that are categorized by drug structure and function.


I am an analytical chemist in drug rehab/pain management. Convince a sucker that doesn’t know better but as it stands you’re a troll and you’re also wrong ;)


Actually, opioids ARE man made. OPIUM is not. So, if we’re being technically correct, god made opium and man made opioids.


Alright I’m giving the nostr community my word that I’ll figure out how to run a node before 12/31/23 and if I don’t throw me in the gulag and let the rats get me


I think if you go to primal.net the discovery page has some stats on zaps sent and users, etc


I project because you’re mad people don’t trust Jamie Dimon? You’re a psychotherapist and you’re telling me I’m projecting because I said I don’t trust banks, while you spent ten minutes on my page telling me how wrong I am. But I’m projecting???? You’re a psychotherapist?


Dog how are you offended by people storing their savings where they want


Let me put it like this:

I am my own bank.

My track record is undefeated by rug pulls and seizures. I am undefeated. I will remain undefeated.


BoA has 131bn in unrealized losses. I don’t trust banks. Or Jamie Dimon in specific. Trust your money with whoever you want but I’m all set on participating in that network.


I cannot express to you how little “FDIC insurance” means to me


Yessir it’s real as can be

I’m opting out.


Sounds like a rugging dog!!!!!! RIP


Buddy called me yesterday. Tells me JP Morgan Chase is doing a promotion. Deposit 15k for 3 months and they’ll give you $900.

So I poked a bit. Why would a bank willingly give you $900 and why do they need 15k up front for a matter of months? Why????

Of course that’s far too conspiratorial to inquire about. JUsT trust eM bR0!


Keep trying to zap you and it won’t go through😡😡😡


He just earned one free bitcoin!


Giga giga


Because he trusts the competencies of corrupt men before he trusts himself I guess. Total bot play


I know a whole coiner who leaves it on COINBASE🤬🤢🤮


Lyn please you don’t have to do this


It’s also not a part of New York or Long Island you mfers put some respect on Big Rhody


True


My notes aren’t posting today😕


I have felt so much freedom from the confines of perceptions, small thinkers, and closed off people lately. I mean a level of freedom I’ve never experienced before. Ironically, it was within me all along.


I’m not out of control I’m just not in their control


Show me the carfax


Idk napoleon make urself a dang caseuhdilluh

Ok Goodnight fam


Nostr trojan horsed lightning onto my existence


Spent time thinking about why this bothers me so much.

Time is love’s currency. You’d like to think that the people you care about respect you enough to spend 15 or 20 minutes considering something you seem to care about.

For co workers or randos, not as meaningful. But it definitely is tough getting the 🤨 from family or friends. We carry on! nostr:note182w3qcey5763z5klr058rxeg4t73zvhglla0ksx76jhdzred73ds8vkaua


Word yeah I feel that. That network effect is definitely real

Get a wallet so I can zap you😡


You’re not understanding my point. I drive very fast on highways. But I also have awareness that a baseline of human decency is not driving a 2,000lb missile 45mph past someone’s yard when their kids are playing wiffle ball. Because when people do that in my neighborhood I get pissed. So I generally don’t do to others what I don’t want done onto me.

If you think respecting your neighbors and not hitting peoples shit makes you a government puppet, then I’m happy you’re not my neighbor :)


Guy owns McDonald’s and Coke (not poison). Clown world shit