It absolutely does. There is a beauty in it though. Learn from them while they are here.


There is a veil over most of your eyes and you have absolutely no idea who you’re actually talking to in some of these profiles.


Could get the last laugh but I won’t stay long enough to see myself become the villain.


Dikembe says NO MAS https://image.nostr.build/70c7eb953b1510702d593eb246fee3e3fb74361944d3fcb81dd892f201d1ac81.jpg


Metro shut your hoe ass up and make some drums


HES THICC BOY


Fred Thiel, the CEO of Marathon Digital, IS the dad from Step Brothers https://image.nostr.build/618ba1aa53fe8612fc47ef2d60a73a342a348d7b286bb6eef6155dc51c8ad9e6.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9b2a7c131663e2c4952818d2ca6bec5d33f7e40f33ec5f5905daa0176147df7e.jpg


How will I increase diversity at your school? Well for starters I’ll bring a mad swag


Some people gotta touch you when they talk to you like god damn I’m not a petting zoo


I heard this on someone’s podcast last night, it may have been Breedlove and Luke Gargoyles

All of us are super disagreeable. The only way you could develop conviction in BTC while the world shames us is for it is if you’re real open minded and real disagreeable


The most boring 6 months in bitcoin eva

Good time to stack but god damn boi show me some spunk look alive


Thanks nodeyodeydopaliscious


It’s over forever and it’s all your fault!


Cholesterol is so vital and most people radically underestimate its relationship with vitamin D.


Thought all this reply guy talk was the NOSTR equivalent of “Florida man”. Just an umbrella phrase regarding people shit posting responses to others’ posts


That sounds like where I’m at as well. There very well may be tools available to refine this that I am unaware of. It’s not the worst thing though. I can still connect with people and go to their profile. It just feels like I’m guarding myself from all content except what I intentionally seek out.


I spent a lot of time this weekend contemplating deleting my profile

On one hand, I really love the idea of a private key to my digital ID. And I have spent time trying to curate and develop some tiny insignificant sense of a following here.

At the same rate, sometimes it does feel like high school and I am not a cool kid. Certain profiles I have absolutely no desire to see and we are such a small community it is almost inevitable.

So I’m not going to follow anyone for a bit. Not that I owe anyone an explanation but I don’t want frens here to take it personally. Slowly I think I will refollow people, but for the time being it’s sortve nice to just be able to share my thoughts without necessarily participating in other peoples posts.


If you fake bravery when you’re terrified, that IS bravery. Doing the thing in spite of being terrified is the essence of bravery.


I completely agree. Nuance is utterly dead.


There was a time when we weren’t so polarized based on gender, race, nationality, religion, political affiliation, etc.

Those were better times.

We are being intentionally divided as to avoid a cohesive population that looks over the castle walls

They are becoming desperate to avert our attention from the actuality of the situation

That’s all I got I don’t have a solution lol


Butter rains from the heavens and we become one big slip n slide


Where I live, this is arguably the best time of year. Buttery ass fall weather. Crispy.


No one is yours, it’s just your turn.


Those who hit you where you are weak will be hit where they are weak.


Bitcoin dominance retesting previous resistance, building support, heading towards 60%.


There simply is not enough olives for all this oil.


They’ll all admire your strength but they’ll never admire your struggle.


I’m unfollowing everyone and I will refollow you back as we communicate.


I have a lot of sons https://image.nostr.build/d36faf8c6fa9865331cc880669fc8dd9bfe1da74a6c56ae322dae459aa2ed954.jpg


Yo a white mason jar of BODY CREAM is crazy😂😂😮💨


Squish it😈


It’s impossible to have a free water market with big fridge constantly lobbying for cold water


Cold water is a conspiracy theory propagated by big refrigeration


Yall ever been to Grenada?


My advice would be lock the door if you’re gonna jerk off


You can call me Love https://image.nostr.build/2af6edff7cc1f2ea6fc3b596cd50a1fca63dce6ee8ba37b2f84afd9ef307d12c.jpg


I feel like we need to recognize our lord and savior Dr. Puff Diddly for his 45L drum of Lube


Sep 2024 Power Rankings of our enemies:

1) WoN
2) Illegal immigrants that r taking er jerbs
3) Religions beginning with the letter J
4) Sloppy Hamala Karris


Dude where the fuck did you go I was left alone with the ANIMALISTIC women of nostr they were trying to EAT my pets


Hm yes yes I’m plotting im scheming https://image.nostr.build/9aa07571888937a6be06f9d4e567c6f8df8166fefc1d2a927ec263e9ae51e60b.jpg


nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 dude are you fuckin back


Similarly I wouldn’t expect people who are violent over a rEliGioN to understand that killing innocent civilians isn’t targeting the people you claim to hate but hey man we can agree to disagree


I believe that about as much as I believe the people stealing iPhones are trying to feed their fanily


Hey the religion of peace in “Islam” isn’t peaceful lol https://image.nostr.build/601dea54388d4e3fd6ba928c534c0c83ca7bcc2347a5249ce4e1c05788dce800.jpg


Gm https://image.nostr.build/6768ac8e1d90bb3c150cf9fa684fdc2f46ce306328e247cebdfbb15b53866050.jpg


I got that nostalgia for ya boys


“Charge”😂 https://image.nostr.build/26d024442789bbcd2c1bb2430321acf06d468b4fa1e60de2f92c46dedb446945.jpg


I couldn’t agree more

Every Sunday morning I visit the bulbazaar and pick up some fresh strawberries


YES I HAVE FIRST EDITION CARDS IN FRENCH? DONT QUESTION MY AUTHORITIEEEE https://image.nostr.build/4cf12c4ae475f25964c6f3d1919d7b5a2b02d265d94aca55112e9a548bdd5f52.jpg


SHOES ON THE BEACH????????


Hey nobody asked but guess what buddy here’s an opinion and ur GONNA hear it


That’s some halo shit boi call me master chief


Hahahaha I’m sorry I couldn’t help it. That was the first thing I heard and I determined you must be reminded


Nobody asked u lady


Say WHAT AGAIN I DARE U I DOUBLE DOG DARE U https://image.nostr.build/13c069174cd8de8f40639d05be26df097d3f82b622767fb1355e339d77a0b67b.jpg


Good because I have some news for you lady as you should and also if you ever stop I will tear down that big arch and blame u for it


I’m the most important thing in the world? The important question is why aren’t you thinking of me????


Rolf!


One of the greatest shows ever


As a child I thought they were saying “little doggy” instead of “little darling” in The Beatles song Here Comes the Sun


BuT I Am aN aCaDemiC I mAkE mOdeLs foR BitCoiN aNd CoviD You MusT oBeY mY iNteLlectUal SupErioRitY


My new arch nemesis is that fat academic cuck Giovanni who created the PowEr lAw. The new S2F. Can’t wait to see this bitch crumble


If we were put here to carry a great weight, the very things we hate are here to build those muscles.


There is a finite amount of bitcoin and a finite amount of block space. The days of your life are bitcoin, and your thoughts are the block space.


Hahahahahaha my brother in Christ if there is I am FUKT.


Having a MySpace at 12 years old…well…lets just say I cannot recant the slurs I’ve said


Giovanni/British Hodl/Krueger

The 3 muskaqueers


Me too. Left in 2010 because it didn’t seem like anything worth sticking around for. I can’t tell if this is the same or not


Would be a shame if…people could contact him and express their gripes… https://image.nostr.build/b1deb855ec303df859a9a19f09d04e7291c892c08687e53bd30b44488be485d1.jpg


How much water do you take to grow? If you really cared about sacrifice you’d stop drinking water.


Hexicans! Like mexicans but poorer!


It could be worse you could buy a dozen jelly donuts all to find out the donuts were never filled with jelly at all instead they’re just dry stale donut husks that you’ve purchased and you’re now stuck with em.


Calvin Harris whoever the fuck wrote it


Slide by Frank Ocean/Migos is a Bangarang ruffio


Truly the best


I didn’t get a steak last night? The jig is up wtf??


I have the same group of childhood friends to this day, 25 years later. I promise you that is one of the finest things this life can offer you.

I’m all over the place with sentimental posts followed by an F U mark rowley or whatever that chodes name is. Thats life. Thats anonymous.


Mark Rowley I am inciting violence against you personally anyone who sees this I demand you slap him in the bawlz


Sir Mark Rowley I regret to inform you that you’re a bitchmade pussbag and every man in your bloodline is ashamed of your existence!


People will often place you in an abstract with parameters they’ve defined to simplify what you are. Youre “this” or “that”. You have “x” or “y”

Fuck that shit. You’re just you. You don’t need to feel bad for your intricacies or oddities that make you a novel human.

You just are. That’s all.


And guess who’s gonna pay for it? Mexico.


Im actually really big. Some would say the biggest. Thats what everyone’s been saying. They’re saying “we’ve never seen anyone this big before. How did he get so big?”


hahahahahahahahaha fuck you


Gimme all ur munny


CLARIFY, LADY


Because she’s a whore


Hahahahah nope, there isn’t. There’s an “at” though. And these chubbys need to get AT a gym😂


Enough with the fat


The music sounds better with you🎶


Hoes ain’t callin the cocaine rock! World keep spinnin the block stay hot!- https://image.nostr.build/e63503778ad001253ed7d1756480dac82e99e2269ff3dfd24cc81f79f87518f3.jpg


There’s a staaaaarrrr maaaaannn waiting in the sky


You don’t let the devil in your house👿


What does that mean dog I don’t know anything😭


Bummer


Throw some Nas on and appreciate you’re living at the same time as one of life’s greatest wordsmiths


LOL I got this a few weeks ago


Not having tattoos is the new tattoo


Where are all of the new candies? It’s the same candies. It’s always been the same candies.


Is Mr Beast a pp toucher??


I was so wrong about this move. I couldn’t have been wronger. In a sense I am the wrongest.


Kamahamahaaaaaa


I’m gonna watch adult content at ur shop


You can’t tell me nothin


She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson got a dark skinned friend look like Michael jackson


Nah I’m with you bro I’ve never really had confidence in lightning.


The ocky way


Better hope that block subsidy is worth the energy costs when you remove transaction fees from the network in the pursuit of a more appropriate medium of exchange


Sounds like a journey that was worth pursuing! Good on you. I hope you continue your journey and you’re rewarded with health and riches🫡🤝


Tampon Tim is going to get absolutely WASHED


The food pyramid you were indoctrinated with as a child was entirely a marketing ploy to capitalize on your degrading health.


There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And the compelling reason for maybe choosing some sort of god or spiritual-type thing to worship–be it JC or Allah, be it YHWH or the Wiccan Mother Goddess, or the Four Noble Truths, or some inviolable set of ethical principles–is that pretty much anything else you worship will eat you alive.

Davis Foster Wallace
This is Water


This idea has grown on me over years. “Atheists” just worship politicians or pop media figures. Or something else. Everyone worships things and if they claim they don’t they’re just so enslaved by what they worship they’re not even aware of it.


Can’t upload photos or video on damus


Impossibrrruuuu


This album might have some goofy songs but Will.i.am is a top tier producer


Hahahahahaha dude I was trying to tell people they wiped this shit from the internet. So funny


Since you insist, bass pro shop. Largely because they have one of the largest pyramids in the world.


I won’t find peace till the lord allows it


I don’t listen to a ton of Griselda but I am familiar, I like Benny’s most recent album


nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve https://image.nostr.build/2fcb7e3d7fadb4d7984e826c9f5abc10b8f8d3d9e0f4dbac42c5d2950f6c4bff.jpg


The most unlikeable disingenuous woman on the planet. I live in a blue state and most people I talk to support Trump. If you never watched the media you’d assume his approval was the great majority.


I always knew mucci was a boot licka


Do you think it’s more acceptable for women to say they don’t want an average man, than for men to say they don’t want an average woman?


The founding fathers knew the most important thing was freedom of speech. They knew it then. We have to be able to say the thing. And that atrophies the moment we stop. So sometimes you have to post photos of Christine Lagarde making antisemetic comments in the name of fuck communism


Stacy’s mom has got it going onnnnn


You can’t control how people perceive you in the first place, fuck the politically correct nonsense and say it with your chest


This guy is a catch phrase king


Spent 7 hours painting my baseboards yesterday

You can’t even tell.


Hahahahaha dude I’m such a scumbag

I can’t stop

I’m so bored in my office and technically I’m being paid for this so….

I’m something of an artist🤌


I decide if you can talk or not😎 https://image.nostr.build/8b63197f76030a06f441a62f926957a4c1cfd0e76a753a76bd3ce17e793add96.jpg


What I would give to have one of these cucks knocks on my door over a tweet


Sometimes I get mouthy and commit WORD CRIMES ON THE INTERNET


NOT A PEDOPHILE https://image.nostr.build/554a266754c39c90f4a709ff893613d4c98f72d29adb1830c9f72cd776da174b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bda4e8af6dea91693291d0fa96c22dd062c8fdfe871a37e88e2db1ee7be0b4c4.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2c3ef03f28480859db1527aa2a673ff786ac0f7303b3c2f87207e7b692039f65.jpg


Need him and Trudeau to fight to the death

Loser dies
Winner gets executed


Alright I’m done sorry


I can’t believe she said that we need to get her canceled from Nostr that is so shameful Christine https://image.nostr.build/f20a2e2dd7e5e4ffb24b9595ea22b4ab441f067f35fe6e91a5ccc98d11010f5b.jpg


The more these people say you’ll get arrested for “hate speech” the more I’m inclined to post photos of world leaders with “pedophile” written on their forehead


lol that’s fair, Ireland and the others are exempt


I still haven’t forgiven the UK for 1776


I don’t see anything that celebrates anything that I am.


I say this from a person who also had vices to quit.

It stops when you stop and every time you give up you have to start over. Don’t start over twice homie.


It stops when you stop.


America needs to embrace the mid day siesta


Welcome🫡


I don’t really watch tv or movies. I don’t have any streaming services at the moment. But I keep hearing about No Country For Old Men so I’m going to watch it tonight.


Been thinking about this a lot lately. They’re going to orchestrate a crash under the Trump admin.


Insofar as you’re doing things you’d otherwise not be doing if it was not for your bills, you’re a slave

I’m so tired of being a slave!


I do declare!


It’s probably wise to own a gun. Wherever you are.


Fallen angels reproduced with the most powerful people in the world to create evil demagogues that enslave and control the populace.

Or something


Not wanting children is weird.


If I had a dollar for every person in CryPtO I’ve tried to explain this to…


I’m talking so much dumb shit today I think I need to just get it out of my system.

Will be better tomorrow🫡


My biceps have never had a recession THEY STAY PUMPED UP BRO


No well still troll you don’t get too comfortable dawg


This kid CryptoTimmy on YouTube thinks “turbo” token is still a “life changing opportunity”

WE MUST LIQUIDATE TIMMY


His musical “talent” matches that of a jelly donut!


I will never listen to Jellyroll.


Kathleen Breitman. That is all. https://image.nostr.build/3a992b6a883cef7a07db6c32cf7e8cb4fd4bacb90b36f27fa808de876e0a2ac3.jpg


What an insufferable cunt hahahah Cindy louhou go back to whoville


Treasuries aren’t really speculative because you can guarantee a negative real rate of return! There’s nothing to speculate😂


If I donate blood and it goes to Zelensky I’m going to Indian Takerbacker it


There’s nothing to contest as I see it homie. Pepperidge Farm remembers what Robinhood did during the GME rally…now it’s part of the playbook…


For the children


“Sir, Iran is going to nuke Israel”

“No time, Blinken. Megan The Stallion is about the throw ass on stage for the rally”


Hahahahahahahahaahahahahah


If you haven’t noticed, liberals tell you what they’re going to do by stating it’s what their opposition will do

They’ll get us into ww3, they’ll overthrow democracy, etc etc etc

Kamala Harris calling anything weird is the best example of this. This lady doesn’t even know what ethnicity she is. She’s confused about gender. She is the creepiest weirdest affirmative action candidate of all time.


Let’s compromise at 25k🤝


Let it fall to 38😈


At the start of the year I made a post on Nostr warning you of Bitcoin Krueger and British HODL. https://image.nostr.build/b38fb18805ad0dcf070f40cd200fd7fc5e469d79cfe4acae72114e192312d199.jpg


Can’t hit “sell” if you can’t access your brokerage account.
https://m.primal.net/JoqG.jpg


Seems about right. https://image.nostr.build/f791985f5bb2ea5f3ab78c6833aeb14e2ba1116e0593fdc2ddac0d33d9e3e796.jpg


proposal to rename 401ks to 4.1ks in the interest of respecting everyone being poor


62k gang I need some hand up accountability


Kamala Harris will fix this!


Ples halp me https://image.nostr.build/55a8ba79e9d68b97e94640a60e6d011767427074f465b233a930c74ae38526af.jpg


Fuk I am going to lose the house


I’m gonna stop beating a dead horse but I am just saying if you’re in the business of getting the most possible bitcoin exchanged for your labor, then patience may be of value to you. Maybe not. Maybe we just sky rocket off 50k and never look back, but I doubt it. So everyone who told you 58k was a steal, well, if you wanted the maximum amount of bitcoin, you’d exercise patience. Sometimes doing the least gets you the most. I know that doesn’t jive with the maxi ethos but being wise pays dividends.


“This is nothing”

You’re retarded https://image.nostr.build/e3b497a56ce0ceab6e9384dffca1174c4a0e0c2592632eba042d275be4881ab8.jpg


Rivaling 2008/covid level


If you’ve been dunking on your friends about how cool bitcoin is prepare to be dunked on!


Preparing the dry powder now…I’m not catching falling knives. I think we go into the 40’s as well.


Prob nothing https://image.nostr.build/9ac184f9b0938fc3a3d2e92ab947c1c03dd4653e6f705042ca16a3b4d17dee23.jpg


Were going lower. Exercise some patience.


The fourth turning is here.

The war machines are ready, the economies are failing, and considerable divisiveness among races, genders, classes, parties, etc.


Will do 🫡


Kind of want a Surron


I think they kept them because the same happened to my father. Pete Rose baseball cards worth a lot now 😅


LOL, incalculable.


Dominance is the highest it’s been since March 2021.


“I want a more fulfilling career”
“Well most people don’t like their job”

Is akin to…

“I want to get into better health”
“Well most people are fat”

Crabs! Crabs in buckets I say!


Nostalgia pt. 4

A dusty OG xbox https://image.nostr.build/9d5ebaaa3cd639108f9615e030b1b240f06fd53250aa1c4b62e34b644dd75821.jpg


Nostalgia pt. 3 https://image.nostr.build/6edfbcd55c5902b342eac166a8053c1886846c558571426f9a2125e7d938164d.jpg


Further nostalgia for your timeline https://image.nostr.build/18d0eeddfa12dee672530a7ea98d668f1aea96552d2c98f598e867ca48475550.jpg


Also some yugioh cards https://image.nostr.build/e2018111d37c0726453994f0f375f3e05caaf5a5a19f4803952c6e76a87796bb.jpg


Somehow my parents knew to keep all of my pokemon cards. Nearly a complete original set (except for Blastoise and a few others that are 2nd gen). Mew was from the original movie promotion, if any of yall remember that. https://image.nostr.build/2f7fa67299324211e3e64d214d94a70aeab309a259f9211de7b3fe490291354f.jpg


Because this is when I realized the problem is the people and the people are retarded.


Alt coins scams are going to get absolutely BUSTED, BTC dominance going above 60%.


I’m going to get this tattoo’d on my first born child


Gotta sin a lil or Jesus died for nothin


This was the start of the end https://image.nostr.build/89a1aa590f5460aeae5580c7accc81e50c1202362009fd30038917472a488e22.jpg


Preparing the dry powder now…I’m not catching falling knives. I think we go into the 40’s as well.


Because I’m ur daddy and I brought you into this world so stop back talking me and also cut it out


You are not the only person on Nostr.


Do any of you follow any macroeconomic indicators, even just the yield curve? We aren’t immune to these influences what the fuck do you think is going on here😂


Need birria tacos


Salty morning air


Be me
Be on my way home
Be sad boi
Decide to get cigars
(I don’t smoke cigars)
Enormous padron cigar to “relax”
I feel like a stale donut
Fin


I could be into that


Remember when Sloppy Hamala Karris said that your children are EVERYONES children? What she meant was “your kids are going to become property of the state and we’ll inject them and sex change them into whatever freakoid bullshit we desire”


If I only had 6 months left to live I certainly wouldn’t live it the way I’ve been leading my life.


I can’t say I’ve given it a front to back effort but some of this shit is TRASH dawg


Idk what’s worse the guy skipping rope on the Olympic platform at the gym or Vultures 2


IF WE DONT PLAY BITCOIN IT CHYNA WILL


Keep that chin up bro


My dog!


Kant beleav markit dropt hecc https://image.nostr.build/43ad36c30964f5ebce5be9cc8b0c55128a2c55543aa468ae1b21d05277eeeee0.jpg


That’s really sweet of you🥺❤


Herrrroo can I suk yo cockuuuu


Fuck.


I’d never sell, I love the coin. I intend to hold my position forever. I guess I was more saying…I am increasingly aware of how many existential threats we face and that increased awareness is taking a bit of a toll on my conviction, that we will continue as we have before. We may have very large hurdles to cross in the future


If you can’t recognize that this album is a low key classic, you’re a HUFFLEPUFF https://image.nostr.build/14d2630ebc4ebbf83ada9ccae41cfcc4da148a8954e105cffb59e67eb79224a8.jpg


The VIX is up 50% today😅


I’ve been trying to convince Nostr we need more MJ content for a long time

Way to carry the torch🫡


Maybe this is just a reflection of my aperture widening. Bitcoin is as bitcoin is, it’s everything else that changes 😅. Im a cynic at heart, I can’t help but think people much smarter than myself are actively working to compromise us.


Also foundry and ant pool are making up >50% of the hash rate I believe.

Again, I’m not saying everything’s over. I don’t really know shit about anything. I’m just becoming increasingly aware of all of these potential downstream problems.


Bro that’s what I’m saying I am too dumb to know the truth but liquid and lightning DO NOT seem like the play to me


HAHAHA I hate Whitney Webb but it’s definitely an aggregate of her shit, Snowden shit, black rocks complete flip of the asset. The block size wars. The bitcoin-dollar idea. Who the actual creator is…

I’ve been following BTC since 2016 and I can say this is probably the most concerned I’ve been about the protocol as a whole. I see factions developing, I see absolute IDIOTS adopting it and it almost makes me think this is a sell signal or some shit.


Honestly…I couldn’t quite articulate it other than perhaps I took in some faulty information in an inaccurate rabbit hole and I’m a bit…concerned


No other coins. I think I just went down a bad rabbit hole.


Lately I’ve been growing increasingly bearish on bitcoin, blockstream, and tether. Just a thought that’s been bouncing around my head.


Ur gonna get struck by 1,000,000 thunders ples be safe


IM ABOUT FREEDOM INSOFAR AS YOU DO IT THE WAY I DO IT


Jack, in the future would it be possible to DCA in sats rather than dollars? Would much prefer X sats per day over X dollars per day.


Longwinded, running through this life like it was mine
Never settling, but setting every goal high
One thousand burpees on the path to my own destruction or success
But what is a mistake without the lesson?
See, the best teacher in life is your own experience
None of us know who we are until we fail
They say every man is defined by his reaction to any given situation
Well who would you want to define you?
Someone else or yourself?
Whatever you do, homie, give your heart to it
And stay strong


If you’re tired of starting over, stop quitting.

I am tired of quitting, so I will continue onward until I can achieve a state of thriving. I don’t care who rides with me, I am the only motherfucker who has always been with me.

I have a lot I want to say. I have a lot I want to prove. But I am going to sit back and quietly put my efforts forward, refocus my energy, and slowly relearn who the fuck Anonymous is.

Because no one will define me, except me.

I come from a family of marathons. And when the dust settles and the storm clears, I WILL stand tall as a beacon of hope.


Fucking real weird but I’m listening to this song as I saw your post


There’s no “me” but there’s an “I” in that mufucka


Ran through my follower list quick and didn’t see him.


No u


Dope! One day at a time. You don’t need to manage next week, just manage tonight. The pain of continued sobriety is worth more than the extremely brief satisfaction from nicotine. Stay strong. If you fall, that’s ok. You probably haven’t gone two weeks total since you started, so you’re already doing better than all of the cumulative time you spent smoking is my guess. You won’t regret it dog. You will have hard times but I promise you august 1 2025 you are eternally grateful for decisions you made August 1 2024.


The United States can’t even hold its own legitimate election 😮💨


“I was trying to fix you”


You told me I had a skill issue the other day bro stop being a pussy and say it loud and proud


Whatever comes up comes out say it with your chest


#MakeNostrGreatAgain https://image.nostr.build/8ce646e148f31e0e56d95074015b7bfe83262e31ac1cdfcd22863ca4bea1948c.jpg


Yesterday this fat retard stopped his car in a two lane road, exited his vehicle, and aggressively ran up to my window. Unfortunately what he did not account for was a switchblade and a camera filming him. This is the moment he realized he fucked up. This entire situation rose because I threw my hands in the air when he kept serving inbetween lanes. I think he was fucked up but in any case protect yourself fools because fat retards like this guy unfortunately share the road with you. A timberland shirt? Enough said. https://image.nostr.build/71f78072ab83e94781dfc7aced12b8f27031e86317cfd0dddf5e6a3d7ecabff8.jpg


Everything is fake & gay


C DEEZ NUTS MAYNE


I just watched this entire thing to not see my name. I’ve never watched Star Wars and I can promise you now I never will. Refund me my two minutes


Fred Krueger also argues we need to increase the block size


CHARGED UP https://video.nostr.build/3bf4869105e51d0a66cbae8cd84f783e6748f6229c71e97e7ba408334dc6573f.mp4


PLAY WITH MY BITCOIN??? https://image.nostr.build/37a404c0ca7846d533ef10c98014a7efc19b695db56f9aac95966544bf290bd2.jpg


Ok, make it stop then. Let’s see it. Stop countries from buying bitcoin. Oh, you can’t. So it’s the “cheering”. Make people stop cheering. I’ve seen this for YEARS, these holier than thou evangelists that get on their soap box to yell at plebs even though they do….precisely nothing.


TUNNEL VISIONED https://image.nostr.build/93638a0b275c06146e9eb1fceaa30cb4b4639adb14563fd17640554a90de2022.jpg


Thanks buddy. Missed you guys


I miss that fuckin garden gnome so much


Thanks dog!❤


Wtf is this response format back when I was a boy it wasn’t like this


I hath risen


I’ve returned. https://image.nostr.build/db3b40e066cf4006a3cfba52c6529fab9938f2a42f30cb879e46b67ef9e3675a.jpg


“Nigbots” this bitch is a retard❤


This bums me out so bad.


Yo Taylor omelette you finish but Beyoncé had one of the best eggs of the year https://image.nostr.build/743b4ca1b05a483fb1beaf66c609f08a86b132102b7b3578ce2da6569b35a8f6.jpg


Why am I a troll for telling the truth? He lifted the car and the clowns. https://image.nostr.build/6583690d624b597f136024158f9fbf6b43a9576e7e680a96534dacd21842b961.jpg


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex is the strongest young man I’ve ever met

I’ve seen him lift a clown car over his head with all of the clowns still in it


Back in my day we used to call it Hanky Panky


You ready to go to the moon squiddy? https://image.nostr.build/16866fc206e7f3b5113a69d047f917207fbacacee301a5818630cff4130322b4.jpg


You are wrong ☹


Why they gotta put Tupac in it 😩


My wife is upset because I replaced my bedside photo of her with this.  I need the daily reminder. https://image.nostr.build/b49a703f98ba6941ef473c4ca1830046e681a6a456bd397c95e7866402605122.jpg


I don’t have a wife

But one day my wife will be upset because I’m gonna replace my bedside photo of her with that, too.


The haters hate that we create the tempo some days but the reality is we hit hard and we hit fast and if you don’t watch your step you may be immortalized in a 9/11 meme.


I’m laughing so hard.

“I just needed to be heard” 😩


OH SHE THICC BOI SHE THICCCC


No but I’m a dev you need me😩😭

No I don’t. https://image.nostr.build/2dceb99f7503e23fddbf28ccf500cdf0845895b9c389551591b47c3394442d6c.jpg


I’ve been reliably informed this is a hate crime https://image.nostr.build/8be0c0516cb5974761865ce9b84d608898c7418ddfcb2fa454d70f2230285588.jpg


It was a movie from the 2000’s about a guy who pretended to be a girl so he could play in their basketball league

That used to be funny, you know? That was a comedy plot

Now it’s real life.


You’ve never seen Juwanna Man!?!?


Ok Juwanna man https://image.nostr.build/8105201297647cd0645d42a14d91d9c76adc492a89ecd8214eb5e648bf214ccd.jpg


Bitcoin home mining company!
That’s amazing my friend!
You can do it! https://i.nostr.build/2R60A.jpg


Caitlin Clark is better at shooting a basketball than most people will ever be at anything


I like the idea of Timechain


LOL yeah you know what I’m talking about ya little silver tongued devil.


I do that so god damn often.


Closing schools 😮💨


Did u workout today anon? 👀


Dude it’s weird you can’t give it a rest

You bitched about mean people on the internet because you’re soft as fuck

AK dared to think differently than you

You can’t let it go. Get the fuck over it you cry baby


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex deserves a lot more recognition for destroying cucks, preparing us for price action, and calling worldly events

Praise god baby


How come so many developers here are such safe space freaks? Can we earthquake them into a thicker skin?


YO ADWIAN

I DID IT ADWIAN. I MADE DA EARTH WUMBLE. YOOOOO ADWIIAAANNNN


IM A DEVELOPER U GOTTA THINK LIKE ME


LSU left for the national anthem

Close the school.


I’m something of an artist myself 🤌 https://image.nostr.build/22713d389dcb74a2a81dac808336db34ba16782f414936d9d63548fe82afd5bc.jpg


You ruined Nostr and it’s all your fault!!!!!! I can’t believe you went and did it!


Gonna bookmark this and repost it in a few weeks when the dust settles just to get some extra legs out of it


Not ok because racist and homophobic


I believe primal.net does


Go on home, happy.

Look! I got my hand back https://image.nostr.build/3ca8520dc0418d606020bd65b033f0d43a9a1c432afb04e30ff9b582ffb5e7b2.jpg


It got so close to success.

So close. But no cigar. https://image.nostr.build/2368c88ea77e62cb20ebf27062ca6a1b20d54de77f28d2876e40cc453387e2f9.jpg


It definitely feels that way.


Human nature is undefeated. Some people got a big head and think they’re grander than the big picture. Annnnnnd like all good things…


Kanye noooooooooooooo


Hey you didn’t agree with me so I am going to be insufferably disagreeable on everything you post even though if someone does that to me I call it harassment💅


The passive aggressiveness is CRAZY


We live in a society


I told you if it couldn’t scale it would never succeed. Nothing is faster than Solana https://image.nostr.build/71beb81f15f19ea4845c6c016aa1df075df54e3a4d60de370ac825da018474b6.jpg


🖤😅 https://image.nostr.build/540972a42f52a931978796a18920d2345d903b877f2eb9461bea01204532003f.jpg


Booba🖤 https://image.nostr.build/7fdd9226d9a3fbb02cfe91691399e1cd60c6e8e8cdbc64b3eb566a8c7914d952.jpg


Ugh.


Lately Nostr has reminded me of this sentiment

Schools are “gun free zones”. Sortve hilarious. You’re welcoming a sicko to come to the unprotected place of children and open fire.

It’s not my opinion, it is what it is! So be pragmatic. “It’s not right to have people protect our children with guns” then your kids will die by guns. Sorry it’s harsh but I live in the real world. In the real world there are school shootings because in the real world there are sickos with guns. So you can either equip yourself or die.

There are mean people. Thicken your skin or cry. I don’t make the rules. I don’t cyber bully anyone. But other people do and they will forever. You can adapt or you can complain idealistically about the human condition.

There are bad people with guns, there are mean people who want you to feel bad, there are thieves who will take your hard earned shit. So you can lock your doors and protect yourself and manage your expectations of people or you can yell at the sky because life isn’t fair.


The most inclusive people are inclusive insofar as you subscribe to their ideology but the moment you resist it you will be met by a woke mob.


It’s always the idealists who usher in dystopia


Definitely a fake page but I am here for the Ben Shapiro hot takes


Omfg unreal


Consider the possibility you are not a victim, and that in fact, you are a pathetic, whiny, stupid jackass


I only mention the eagles so much because I recently sold 20 British brittanias and a 1/4oz gold brittania and the gentleman I sold to told me that I basically got face value because those Brittanias will effectively be resold at spot whereas a more premium silver like an eagle wouldn’t have tarnished and spotted with milk stains or something?


SDbullion. I’ve bought a lot of gold and silver from them.

The premium on silver can be high, particularly American silver. But it doesn’t tarnish like some of the cheaper sovereign nation silvers and you usually will get a premium back when you sell. You could buy silver eagles, could also buy 90% pre 65 silver US coinage. This would be easier dominated than silver ozs.

There’s maybe ten common nation sovereign silver oz coins you can buy. Libertads, eagles, maple leafs, Phil
Harmonics, etc etc etc. some have a higher premium than others, with American eagles maintaining the highest premium. But you will get it back when you sell. To some degree. Maybe not moreso than what you pay.

All the same sovereigns apply for gold.

If you’re interested in 24k gold jewelry, check out Mene.


Most people want you to do good but not better than them.


Interesting as fuck and a legend

Ziggy Stardust


That is so fucking awesome


Was going to mention that time is the ultimate teller. You got it dog


Sometimes you have to stick to your guns

It’s ok to disagree with people


Your page is a real thrill gangrenous enjoy this mute 🥔


CLYDE! https://image.nostr.build/c88688346a4a290e25039cc653e21b52cf20245df18107e7df4c346b30078842.jpg


If you’re not a Boston sports fan you’re probably a sad sack because the likelihood is your teams fucking stink


I’m young baby Jesus and I’m dunking on everybody this season https://image.nostr.build/dfb42b97d879bcd3e4e46d6158632d14e974bb5677b291a386b6ae490d86f746.jpg


Yeah that’s definitely NOT an April fools joke


This is truly the content I keep coming back for. More accurate than the 7 day weather forecast.


If you knew the role Rocky played in my life as a child. Too good. Elite


WE WILL ASK ZE QUESTIONZ https://image.nostr.build/1f637f0becadeaf18dba5ca3f33196d729eb696cea5a8279a73a297372164c7a.jpg


It was me.

It was always me.

Who killed the arch duke Franz Ferdinand? Gavrillo Princip? No. Anon ya booii


Hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck


Keep punching, sats!
(That mick one always gets me) https://image.nostr.build/b9936fff3c844e61a1548298b5d97cae7462beeb765edd03cf10a93eb1ecba4e.jpg


Id miss you

Fo eva


Some people are professional victims

It’s like half of the United States at the moment


A woman just posted something a bit ago about being strong. It had no mention of anyone. Kayla commented on it personally as if it was about her. She’s a victim of posts that aren’t mentioning her.


Who said shut up?


“Trolls don’t have feelings”
Me: https://image.nostr.build/84bfc1001bf5616472b1baaa2b37b8e733004ca7cfaf0fde7b702fe8fb942373.jpg


Girls like cheese 😡


U r a girl ha ha

Stupider to jupider


The biggest troll is cyborg tbh


Lmao


I just think the subversion tactics nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve is perpetuating have taken root. That’s all. I’m just worried okay


You’re going to cave?? First Roya now this??????


Yo paaaauuuuussseeeee


NEW: 🇺🇸 Spot #Bitcoin  ETFs bought 66,008 BTC in March, while miners only produced 28,513 #BTC https://image.nostr.build/defb926b9d7b7bcea965956fd83d5d1a1140a543fb0d97ce71f0822c7126251f.jpg


The signal I send is all gas no breaks and if you want to settle it play me 1v1 to 11 and we’ll see who laughs last


I don’t “need” to believe anything. I don’t owe you anything.


No that is maybe the most valid point. I’m anonymous for a reason. I’m not fuckin new to the internet. People are BRUTAL. I’m not opening myself up to that.

But I also didn’t harass anyone. Telling someone I don’t agree with them is not harassment.


This is sortve my point. I have trolls. Everyone does.

I followed Roya, i have messages directly to Roya encouraging her in times when he was down. I would frequently tell her that she would do so well in a recreational role in her city. I would go so far to say I have more personally correspondence with Roya than most people on Nostr.

Everyone has trolls. It will never, ever, stop. Ever. Shy of banning free speech, they will exist. And if you don’t equip yourself for that, you will get rekt.


Did he teach you that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?


Call the pope tell him to pray for me


You’re gonna make me quit Nostr if you keep not agreeing with me beave


Alright Yuri Bezmenov calm down no one knows what you’re saying


It was funny back then and even funnier now given the context of the internet in 2024


He co founded Def Jam


I swear my brotha neva diddled nobody.

God is love,
Rev Run https://image.nostr.build/0d0746c5228bde9600b7bf048e626f4a75c977089f7c007f530cc08d3077f3c5.jpg


That’s Russel Simmons


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha I am laughing my ass off.

Fuck.

I’m retarded


The snack you can’t say yes to is the Mickey he slipped in your drink.


Pretty cool tweet though right 😎


PUDDIN POP


But she did walk away hahahah


That’s not directed for Roya, I followed Roya

A general PSA


Bro it’s Sunnyvale trailer park! Canada for life


Okay I apologize

She can see past them. The way all of us can. Except the few who resort to low resolution ideas of why they are being met with criticism


Lynn Alden has a following bigger than 99% of Nostr users. Does that suffice or is that a bad example because she’s an ultra respectable and highly competent individual who doesn’t play gender and race baity games?


This clip doesn’t apply but was found in my pursuit to find the clip that does https://video.nostr.build/99c78e34723532bd68667912c36a2b93090ae229529946844d3b4f18d3d1cd36.mp4


“Oh ya? Then name every woman” https://image.nostr.build/71beb81f15f19ea4845c6c016aa1df075df54e3a4d60de370ac825da018474b6.jpg


You guys ever been to Niagara Falls


Old age might be a stretch. Older age😅


Also an older gent who was a gold guy

Able to redefine his paradigm in old age

How many people can do that?


Larry strikes me as one of the few that doesn’t schill anything and just wants to talk.


When you say shit like “men don’t have to consider other peoples experiences” it makes me think “well, this story sure wrote itself”. Almost impossible to defend. Get ready!


You expressed yourself

I made a retort

“HArRaSmEnT. POinT pRovEn”


I’ll send you my whole stack rn


There are plenty of women on Nostr who have absolutely no struggle. Really. I think it’s saying things like “we are so marginalized and helpless this is so unsafe and dangerous” that makes us roll our eyes


I dare to say sometimes the action is performed to benefit the performer and not the audience


I say this from experience. I’ve tried to “on board” people.

Not my place. To each their own. But I’m all set. No interest in trying to convert people to my religion anymore


Maybe they’re actually not helping anyone


Never! I think it’s self serving.


The bitcoin community struggles with heuristics. Just do what you do and if people are interested or curious they will ask. So tired of this religious aspect of it. No one cares about your good word. It’s been 15 years, they would’ve joined by now. Everyone’s heard of Bitcoin. No one here is a savior or a saint. If people want Nostr or bitcoin or any of it they don’t need to be fucking convinced. They will convince themselves the same way every last one of us did. At the end of the day if you aren’t convinced you will lettuce hand away and disappear. Heuristics. Let people learn. Stop trying to cover your kid in 45 different pads to ride a skateboard. Let them fall.


What a based dog. Now good boi must go for EVERY ride


Why not change your name the way Odell did? You’d think leading by example would be more empowering than being a Jehova witness


Where? MySpace???


Hmm what other platforms are you on beave?


There is no room for humility in a world of social media.


So pathetic
So pitiful
Destined for failure


Yup, likewise.

Is what it is


Omfg diddy just joined Nostr


So many errors along the way

Being a real person in a room of anons? Mistake

1,000 selfies? Mistake

Criticizing men in a room of men? Mistake

In an ideal world, none of them are mistakes. Life is not an ideal world. You’re anonymous for a reason and so am I. Gotta know your audience.

Not a bad girl, but I think maybe a bit naive. I’m sure this will be seen as victim blaming but if any man did this everyone would be like “lol pussy”


If you want to express yourself without anyone contending it, talk to a wall.

Otherwise, if you express yourself, you’re opening yourself up to criticism. Which may be harsh and outright mean. Thats life!


I’ve always had an adoration of animals and I’d like to think I’ve had good relationships with them

I used to think it was because they could sense I had a welcoming energy but I’m starting to think maybe I’m just retarded and they’re trying to comfort me


This idea rules


yuri bezmenov?


Cornwallis didn’t want the smoke🇺🇸 https://image.nostr.build/31b8ec71a6d9be602b53f3c4c741488f9954dbe0635e49c8942e7948630e6c1a.jpg


How the balls been lately? I’ve a bit of a clue, myself https://image.nostr.build/42d70931b2250a2c270ee338dfd47d4a271ce29d4153a367b6d7bb5c7abffd38.jpg


The glass identifies as a cup now. Just an FYI


Size doesn’t matter


At least it was skillfully combined


Why are you underperforming bongman420 on twitter omfg😭


That’s what I get for trying to be a do-gooder. You try to help the problem, and instead you inherit the problem


3000 TO GO


Doomsday (the song) is sooooo good


A lot of people hate Bitcoin yet they’ve never spent the time to read a 9 page white paper.

If you have a strong opinion about something you know nothing about, someone probably told you to feel that way. Youre a puppet. And for most instances, it’s the media.


Dogs fucking rule


Who do you think is driving “autonomous” cars!


Others won’t see your goals or visions the way you do.

More often than not in the early stages, you’re in a metaphorical auditorium performing for an empty audience for a long time. You have to clap for yourself long enough until other people come in and start clapping for you.

My guess is a lot of you were applauding your decision to transition to bitcoin long before anyone clapped for you. Long before any monetary rewards.

Gotta root for yourself before anyone else will ever root for you


Visibility day

Not very viable either tho😮💨


Can you believe they took a day from womens history month and proclaimed it transgender viability day? First the wage gap, now this


I’ve come to determine that while I did smell earlier we all smell and that is why so many products are devoted to de-stinking the human race

Body wash is not because you have to “clean” your skin. It’s because we are a race of stinky beans

It’s not just me it’s everyone I swear


I got you praying to a shrine in your closet like Helga Pattacky https://image.nostr.build/7bff9292e56de3da2cbd5966054bd33245abed70ca355ab2122545c82360f85b.jpg


I really am your king. Your god.

I am better than you


You doubled back on my post on two separate days. I am anonymous and have so much mental real estate in you that you must look in the mirror and ask yourself why I am your daddy


Like a dog and a fire hydrant 😉


You want me to roll around in your bed like Romabean?


When you can smell yourself, the world can smell you ten times over

Forgot deodorant before the gym

RIP


Idk why you’re so upset but that is the point of the quote

Make better use of your life


I’m gonna be humble but https://image.nostr.build/111809ba68187f4abfe398afd37e0307401ce3fcfda288847767a5d6b7d94d7d.gif


Maybe Elon..


Diddy in music
Weinstein in film
Epstein in politics

Things that make you say hmmmm


What do you mean can I see it from here

I am a king

The world is my kingdom I see everything?


Okay you win for today

‘Twas good


Public schools are being closed for the eclipse? I am not sure what to make of this


Jade

BcuZ


Drives me nuts. All of our beautiful basketball courts have pickle smoocher court paint all over them now. Get your dainty net outta here


Narrator


MANBEARPIG https://image.nostr.build/de4edf156e29dfb30edb872b85bd2d6f34e07b37cf6d348a26b570f4b073c951.jpg


The supreme irony of me reposting this immediately almost defeats the entire point but I was going to post this the other day. Repost in x timeframe button nostr:note1xcea2c0h6v986dlfhmygjv6v0z7lymlxv38hln8u2jq5pcqmml5qkwc6yx


Bro I Wanted to suggest this the other day but I thought everyone would call it dumb.


Big ass truth…


Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! So awesome. I will visit and skate someday.


PUDDIN POP MR HUXTABLE https://image.nostr.build/efeb584d86a494526b8b61c56bf69428d535d94e6064229b05a35e52e432ed92.jpg


“There was no fraud in the mail in ballots”

Is akin to..

“There was no cheating on the take home exams”

🤡🌎


I bet Larry David is cool with the Israeli occupation though.


“Anon your neuralink chip can make you into anybody”

Me https://image.nostr.build/e4823e450710f7d4e145a6ad694def10ae48f2524787e6f43424d591e5334cfd.jpg


I’ve found that words are vehicles without passengers. You can often get from place to place but the humanity within them is usually lacking. Naturally and unironically I will struggle to explain this. But I believe the individual associations we have with words limits our ability to understand one another purely through dialogue. You could imagine that thoughts transmitted telekinetically could illicit more of an emotional understand to communication than only words alone.

Sometimes I feel the words I have will never serve me in my ability to communicate.


NOSTR: YOU CAN SAY RETARD WITHOUT GETTING CENSORED.

https://m.primal.net/HouD.jpg


I fucking couldn’t be more in on all of that that’s a dream come true


Wow u r so beutful and sexi how can I send zaps to u


Good boi


Technicalities are what got bill clinton in trouble

It won’t happen again FOLLOWING today https://image.nostr.build/0b70038dfd9e04de6137cfbd06324e169eb75cce4c3d2979c606bb057a14460d.jpg


I’ll never bring up the watermark again I swear!!!!!!!


This template giving me PTSD https://image.nostr.build/efeb584d86a494526b8b61c56bf69428d535d94e6064229b05a35e52e432ed92.jpg


meth??? FUK A 401K I HAVE METH


nostr:npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw this reminds me of that tree. Nature gotta chill


Have you read the Tao Te Ching yet? https://image.nostr.build/27eac33fad7357b9e1b0badc9b2e89e1ba90c63441e9109b646f8eba621ebd0b.jpg


Oh fuccc


Also that is good news for you homie. But I smoke a lot of pot I don’t want bitch tits


Omg no. Thats a real thing. Fuck. I don’t want to be like Bob :/


Do any of you split your cold storage sats into two wallets?


I love aminals


Send him a passive aggressive email saying something cool like “my finite days are ruined by your presence. Please leave”


Yeah I was blasting them yesterday if you’re gonna scam at least fucking try to look real


You’re chosen. The problem is you still don’t know it yet. Why not embrace it? What makes you think you aren’t chosen? Youre here, aren’t you?? It sure seems like you must be picked for something grander if you’re here. Where did you come from? Did your spirit permeate life before you were created? Have you always been here? Maybe you are as divine as the most divine. Maybe you are the most divine.

You know you’re here for something special. You’ve known your whole life. That feeling there is something more, that you are something more.

Writing this as much for me as I am for you.

Be good frens


Goodluck with your appt today dawg.


Thanks!!!


U muthafuckas can’t tell me nuthin


BRRRMMMMM BRMM BRMMMM https://image.nostr.build/6d50ad05616caf87f7e27d1a3f0b71bf5550559c1a32066f427784c4b9fcef03.jpg


Gm says you wanna come party at my Miami spot? https://image.nostr.build/758589a23936e40ef109beecbab8df1c4abb3194a0ff82258f0bdeb815b4d2ff.jpg


Bees do not spend time explaining to flys that honey is better than shit.


The 21st century has been plagued with a disease of perception. People are so concerned with how they are perceived that they no longer represent themselves. Virtue signaling is the epitome of this. Seems social media has warped our ability to understand ourself in relation to those around us


Big giveaway don’t miss out! nostr:note14f3duucdnht7ss4fyc6d6ktas3vuacum2sjl0krrtrafv5r67fjq7x5aaj


I’m done gn https://image.nostr.build/25dfd8e8d4eba3e2b9c030fa0cbcc8df96995ee5dbcffbbaa0c3e73ede50e8f5.jpg


#TheDiddler 😭😭😭😭😭


You’re a scammer and your profile picture looks like it was taken by Diddy in 1997 on a calculator


Anonymous you’ve reposted this twice in two days we get it

No, you don’t get it. Look at it again. nostr:note1p85ucpytc2ns3avk8eefjjfhvdxq8cqlypuctn3wcl6qk9wz7t4qrrhwgz


Tobacco🤦🏻♂


If you put tobacco hot sauce on everything, everything becomes reliable


Blockstream can you please allow coin control on the app so I can consolidate these little muffins https://image.nostr.build/75de0fe4e4ab448af5fc596e319ecac9707970047a2326828da78c569ad13ce5.jpg


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex can you believe this?

Jesse Sprague I hereby sentence you to ghey academy where you’re the valedickwhorean because this type of behavior is a 🚨thot alert🚨


Moar loud https://image.nostr.build/d9c7c938efe5fd4a11db877d35a45e7f4a8d2c0debfb8758e7e6c5613ee1e710.jpg


What a savage. 15 years old already a fuckin man. 99/100 people, let alone a 15 year old, are not helping anyone.


Have you been going to PT? I can refer you some stretches I used to alleviate my sciatica many moons ago


Hate him or love him, that guy is funnier and has better comedic timing than most comedians.A


Short 97% but we’ll get em there in due time😏


Gn fren


Can confirm, lost all of my grandparents by 30.

Existential thoughts that often frequent my mind…


Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams


I think fake lips are the male equivalent to muscles and cars. You know who appreciates my muscles more than woman? The guys at the gym. You know who loves my car? Car bros.


You understand people can see who you zap yeah?


How come when I go to work, I lose half my relays?

Is it because my laboratory is a communist hell hole where happiness is forbidden and anything holy must be squashed? Is that why??


Just an anecdote I can share from being a human

My father was 40 when I was born. He was diagnosed with cancer in my late 20’s. I am in my early 30’s now. I constantly think about this…on one hand, wanting to live my life as an individual and take my time. But also being aware that…I want to maximize the time I have with my future children so hopefully they do not have to prepare their minds for my loss the same way I did. Just a thought. My perspective on people having children younger has changed quite a bit.


All of the US old world architecture miraculously went down in series of fires in the 1900’s. All of it. Odd.


The Breakers.


Part of what makes mental illness difficult for people is that they are painfully aware of it yet unable to communicate it. Thats why people often do not have an incredible amount of empathy for those folks, rather usually laughed at. Most people with mental illnesses are far more aware of their intricacies than the observer, but they cannot convey it in a way an observer can understand as the observer has no frame of reference. It’s like taking LSD and explaining to someone who never has, what’s happening in your mind.


My virtual desktop migration has been completed for enhanced graphics

I look at chromatograms all day. Quite literally signal to noise. I need 240p. WTF you enhancing graphics for bro


Bro I’ll leave a group chat with my family if they start shitcoining


Didn’t mean to repost this

Krueger and British HODL. They are state actors who will convince you the ETF’s are cooooooooll, man! Self custody is risky. Take these *trusted* TradFi sources. Two Wall Street guys who had no following all of the sudden on everyone’s radar. This is this cycles shitcoin—people telling you to sell real bitcoin for ETFs. Mark my words. nostr:note1e4ylcgemz66cnngf7gy9z9u0nh980gy9wg8524kvzth0ntldpa5q3vvqjc


red flags, shitcoiner, blah blah blah
https://image.nostr.build/c527c7fbde25f726ec6612457145bd7c803f1b5687d031343bde320538eb08b3.jpg


Diddy do it or Diddy not?


Where I’m at lately

Fuck this metaphorical bus https://image.nostr.build/a48217305cf57af0230ef4c176c114904806d61adb6560b0f9693be438b59bb1.jpg


I know you know this movie dawg


I’m mostly French, had to shake off some rust to figure that one out but I still got it


Repair Argentina repair the Mondays?


Fidelity went hard in the mfin paint yesterday

GBTC can’t play this game forever

(The queen was German)

So yeah big week ahead of us


Keep that right arm tucked. Like a piece of paper is between your arm pit. Not even one iota of chicken wing. Keep it tight sats. Keep punching.


Bitcoin doesn’t have customer service because IT DONT NEED IT


That one ain’t bad right😏

I’m something of a pepe enjooyer myself🤌


Imagine having no sats


California


Pdiddy just wants to party. Come to his party. He made you a drink. No, not that cup. This cup.


This is elite


You can’t do it! Don’t listen to him. You can’t and you won’t. It’s far too much with far too little time.


And thank you, Jay


Oh lawd


What’s that star for? Is that damus purple flare?


I swear if you guys don’t cut the shit with the hell thread by tomorrow morning I am going to call Jim Cramer and turn him into the biggest bitcoin bull

I will tank this whole ship. nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex balls won’t tingle again. Ever.


horsepower horsepower all this polo on I got horsepower


If I had a dollar for every time I had to write Plancks constant and avogadros number in college…


I hate you all


Pls make it stop https://image.nostr.build/0b033cf26747d7e8d9b1bdc355a84f37b540a048a81e8d8e975d9803e8e97eb4.jpg


Do better. Not even a convincing fake. If you went to scam people because you have no value to add to society you have to try harder.


nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc  this here squid is pretending to be you sir nostr:note1xxgvhefwz6hzvx0k7ff0kc0hdq9tdvmzp0vl0tvp46sd7jt8c9ysacvezc


Larry Fink is actually interested in tokenizing your balls


It’s just the facts in the charts guys I don’t make the rules I just enforce them for a price of $19.99/month


Hey I just confirmed the Pi Cycle Nut Indicator and it says big sploosh warning 03/26/24 #FactsInTheCharts


That’s what I’m saying Sats are your nuts humming or what


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex can you confirm this?


Brian Armstrong is a lizard person. If you think that dude does not shapeshift into some scaled freak at night you’re playing yourself. Guy is like my age and he’s balder than bald. Not real.


I was fantastic exit liquidity in 2021!!!!


If the US government got 1 sat from every zap you’ve sent they could pay off the debt by year end


Definitely follow Beave he started the 100 push ups till 100k movement


Ikigai!


Tingling had nothing to do with BTC.  I was just dehydrated probably. I Still hope it does well but I warned that my charting can be unpredictable. nostr:note1qml3x8l2nnxuuysaykfdctzcpmgdhxh8qjmcpftskdwteakmn8ks9vcpr3


Thank you for ordering the pump booba

All hail the queen👸🏻


Our plums were right😡


Gm https://image.nostr.build/477ade2c3008b42496411c33dacb0495af9d06601a3b15f9c0d7cace7e44596b.jpg


The feeling of being perpetually short is harder than withstanding the vol lol


Needed that dip. Didn’t have enough.

Still don’t. But for a moment, it almost felt like I did.


Everyone seems to have a tingling in their plums for this upcoming week


I’ve hated communists ever since I got back from Bastogne


Welcome


What does this even mean bro😭


Ball is life


I’m not saying I disagree with you in principle. Margins at best and 99% of people don’t need to concern themselves with minutia. But I will choose the best salt. To be the most healthiest.


A little iodine in salt goes a long way 😅


Is the only meaningful compound in tap water, water? Or the minute amount of fluoride in it? Some trace elements don’t require much. I get your point but I tend to think consumption of anything at the margin can yield grander effects over the long term.


Your first step to becoming a better human should be to take care of the vessel you've been privileged to use while in this realm.

Doing so will make you more resilient to the world's stressors, happier, more confident, more attractive, and more persuasive.

Look at the physicality and health of your peers, of the general population. It hardly takes any effort to surpass 99% of them.

Maximize meat, fish, and eggs.
Minimize fruits, vegetables, and process garbage.
Lift heavy shit.

It's that easy.


Please just confirm you’re Saylor bro why are you playing hard to get


You don’t think the source of where something comes from influences the mineral content of it? I.e mineral poor land grows mineral poor food?


Sportscenter is dead. These Top10’s don’t hit the same. It was always Stuart Scott


As a fellow old cat with a bad knee I am stoked to see this


The Boston Celtics are the best basketball team in the NBA and Jayson Tatum is young baby Jesus🏀


Big booty Latinas


If you come to the US and burn our flag you should be shipped out to the Atlantic in a row boat with no paddle


Definitely matters who is selling and where it’s sourced. Maybe some nutrient poor homo told me that the pink salt is bad because he wants me to be weak like him


I hear that Celtic sea salt is the new wave. Used to be big on the pink himi salt but I’ve heard the quality and nutrient density has faded over years


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex do we find this post to be genuine or big ghey?


Good morning https://image.nostr.build/06b703d76a14d11c10ad833a1dcec811833bc9b68c6281159f7d99210152d9bc.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/250905ea2fdc3c7f9ed27eef5cdfc9739661ed022b802afa88c285860907262d.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 836,001 🤙💜


Soooo good. Favorite DOOM album


I knew it was wrong but I could not help myself


Just use google brother there’s plenty of photos of him🫡 https://image.nostr.build/2736233a0162b9e73c6713c2c3051d1c206bb5e684ec022e174ebf4652b733c4.jpg


This is so tremendously bad I have to share it https://image.nostr.build/6cd3170f6736f49cf9c81e0fb6999e4db1bb7b1a0ee1babb7b77b0cebc291e8f.jpg


“My low effort contribution” 😭😭😭


Also, welcome https://image.nostr.build/64a37b9477b0ab19adc502d7c3598cda4fd55cf7e59913469dea72762ea2a6f9.jpg


I’ve been here for a year and I am still a newbie


Gotta work for your city. You care about it too much to not find a career in maintaining or improving it!


Haven’t we all😅😭


Size doesn’t matter


Awesome!!! Thank you!!!!


We have bastardized the value of money so much that people don’t even pick up change anymore. Actual free money isn’t worth anyone’s time. Lol.


Wake up people. Bitcoin is here to stay.


That’s how you know it was good😏


That bread looks GOOD


Omfg


Absolutely geeking out over the 1 sat zap rn

I am so back.


That is a TALL ask bro. If need 91% isopropyl to get that thing clean


They say “nobody is more generous than him”. Nobody.


JUST IN: 🇺🇸 U.S. House passes $1.2 trillion spending bill. https://image.nostr.build/03124440a635ff4ab356d4fe85bfa150ade5ba49495529dd1f494c38154bca8d.jpg


Amazing!!!!! Thank you!


Are there any free relays you guys connect to? I have the 7 everyone gets but only 4/7 seem to consistently connect.


I can’t believe he did it again. What an insensitive prick


I have considered that technically it’s the same as WoS in that regard. I keep a very small balance but thank you for that. I’ve heard people talk about phoenix. In due time my literacy will develop


You think this is the start of a more global type terror act?


Man when I see this shit…I hope their entire bloodline is eradicated.


For real I was hopeless trying to create a different lightning wallet…


All I wanna do is 🔫🔫🔫
🎰
And take ya money https://image.nostr.build/2c7b9805e20055ff0bdc182d5e92fc5035879dd897342dd91a843623848b3d2f.jpg


one of us one of us one of us


🧐👀True true.
Also, Is Coinbase now “too big to fail”??


https://image.nostr.build/2ce2018f6d4b05dc918851c015d224831aeffa03dfad83ca50886d0b2a22f6f5.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 835,807 🤙💜


I don’t need a watch, no. I think I just want to watch rubber ducky


Sats are you a Seinfeld guy?


I am not entirely sure what this means but 84 socks is a lot of socks to wash a week, Beth


No soup for you!!!!!!


You want a new watch???😏


RIP to all the socks who lose their significant other in the process of being washed🫡

I am the king of washing 10 pairs of socks and returning with 9.5 pairs of socks


Im gonna solo mine a block on my Jade🙏


I didn’t know strike made it so easy
😭

For what it’s worth, at least everyone knows I’m just here for the community. I have my sats, you guys keep spoiling me🥹


Thank you bro🥹🥹😭


All of you are more technically savvy than I, so this is not breaking news to anyone but me. But..

Strike rules. I can’t believe I went so long without using it.


He’s such a chode😭


Thanks dude🥹🥹🥹🥹 https://image.nostr.build/64a37b9477b0ab19adc502d7c3598cda4fd55cf7e59913469dea72762ea2a6f9.jpg


Gm

Happ Friday


Pour some sugar on me


Polygon is ded as a dog


That one worked😎

Thanks dude!!


I fell for the fud like a bitch and deleted it


You still have WoS??? That’s amazing you and nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex have held out


I just zapped Odell and it worked fine! I tried your profile too…keeps saying connection lost. Will try again tomorrow


I started using strike and it was working but now it ain’t workin


I keep trying to zap you and it won’t work.

⚡


What is this fediverse talk


Tech is a lot like golf, in the sense that I am really bad at it


That didn’t tag him at all


@nobody I don’t either but I do kind of want to know 😒🫤


Just went 💪💪


I approve this message


Zappy McZipperton live in action


Join or it’s my last birthday😡


Alright I’m on Strike again after a long time and I must admit it is a very seamless experience. Particularly nice that your balance between on chain/lightning appears as one, and really easy to set up with Damus.

Usually I have some snarky comment but that’s all. Damus + Strike is very nice.


I thought that was pre requisite to become a Florida resident 😅


Please do not make fun of me like this node I am trying my best.


The gossip model is what my coworkers do behind my back when I get mouthy because I am an overworked slave


If peace solved the tyrant issue, revolutions wouldn’t be necessary. Just my opinion. They don’t fear us because we’ve been docile for too long.


By pie I mean nuclear warhead


I think we should all get once chance to throw a pie at him 🫤


Settle down, Diego https://image.nostr.build/d8c999fdd43df9011ade3ae91e3defe4c4a4f20d32f04ca25fa512719bd48653.jpg


Hilarious. You beat me by 6 seconds


No I’m still here


These bad Larry’s got 42k on em


Told the queen I was done stacking for a bit

FUCCIN LIED BOI


Kermit the Hog


Thanks for that zap man that’s really kind of you🥹


Hahahaha without nostr:npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt I would still be stuck in the zapless era

All praise the queen


How’s your trading going??


Glad that made you laugh you little BUTTER bean


Eshara please this is no time for jokes


Please reinstate my account 😔


Usually with any number I don’t recognize, I don’t answer. If I do, I won’t speak first. A lot of scams and shit are not initiated until they hear a voice on the other end first. In either case I block every single call I get from a random number.


You got 3 thirst traps yesterday 😘


Everyone say thanks beave!!!!!


Beave I will make sure you get the credit you deserve for inspiring everyone to do 100 push ups every day if you want????

I’ll make sure they know bro I got you💪💪💪


I love exercising


Straight white Christian men are free game for any type of criticism. We are the oppressive patriarchal evil, after all. Now granted the people who will make these generalizations are the leading voices in not judging people based on immutable characteristics, but they’re entitled to this as it’s “different”. It’s like how some people will try to prevent a presidential candidate from running. We’re going to tear down democracy preventively, that way orange man cannot get in and ~tear down democracy~. It’s all just a perpetuation of what they claim to hate.


Good morning bro!

Hope you are doing ok this morning following your loss. We are lucky to experience love in the ways we do while we are here! I am sure you were a great partner in crime to your fren. Be well


Give me cawfee or give me death


At the moment it would seem nobody


Happy first day of spring

Pls stop reposting


Have a zap⚡


I will zap again, one day, and it will be early and often


I’m team only zaps


Omffffggggg James!

So funny. I listened to him in like 2020. He’s a “data” guy. Just like the Covid scientists. All this good “data” to make those “models”


Was watching a video about this yesterday. I don’t think you could cash out any positions you bought during that crash or something right?


When I drive I really enjoy hitting the ball about 150yds forward and 150yds to the right

Something like a boomerang. But it doesn’t come back to me. Rather, it is a donation to the woods.


There’s only two rules to Nostr
1. Everyone’s a guy


Hahahahah that’s true, they’ve completely defeated what that represented…


We are battle torn. Weathered. Like tunnel rats from Vietnam. As the old Chinese proverb goes…

Pretty girl in real life? Yippee
Pretty girl on internet? Unlikely


Idk why bro but this comment is making me fuckin roll

The sauce is boss.


YAH I live on Nantucket NO I’ve never had a real job

NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MIDDLE AMERICA


Nobody has been onlyzaps for over a year. Thats how he’s always been. No harm in that. He is a good guy.

But saying ~someone~ wasted *your* time…you wasted your time😮💨


What did u do


Please tell me some of you heard about the Sol memecoin airdrop burn


The government is using remote neural monitoring to make me tired, sleepy, and drowsy to the point where my eyes are heavy and I'm falling asleep.


Damn, hearing everyone going out meeting women getting married, buying income property and living great life. Me, got my brain hooked up to Nostr like a lab rat, terrorist list has black helicopters follow me everywhere and Reptilians going crazy. Damn.


I’ve muted all bots hate em

Especially Dave and cyborg


Don’t talk about White Chocolate like that https://image.nostr.build/20f634a785c223855395058a47ce90d911e3f0bf95630b76267545c285374721.jpg


Wyndham Clark with the Breezy golf hat on


Welcome to Kurger Bing where U rule


They call me Freddy Future See-er nostr:note1ljqhyuze6f0gln4cs5tpnm3k46ly7hv3nc59zefm5dg39uxh2sfq7jxd44


Gonna fill out an NCAA bracket knowing damn well I know nothing about collegiate basketball

Celtics or die


Tf is up with his ass😭


Ultra sound money lol


Me either


Is this an Alan watts quote?


🫡🫡 https://image.nostr.build/4a405dd6732a9f94f95b5ef8ba7e816c5f1cce15c2bac4a4e4a263f99798051b.jpg


Moar sats are moar good!


Everyone knows the rules 10% drop immediately after you buy


The price went down because I bought. Okay? This is all my fault and I deserve it


Thanks dude🥹


Goot mownin!


Moar dog content


Gm!!


No more wake ups!!!


Good morning homie. Have a good weekend!


I like to call those “wake ups”

1 more wake up until the weekend!


Good mawnin


Can you ples confirm you are gigachad


No bro I couldn’t tell if you were actually pissed last night I sortve felt bad


I’m only fucking with you bro no more anger memes at me


I’ve never read that in particular but I’m familiar with the fourth turning

It is upon us


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/066739e0b05b595a6e2e02f2e6fbfd983a9e1030cf693b830ce4863d0993c1f5.jpg


Off The Wall and Thriller are so undeniably good


Watermarked up boi😤


Just saw a movie promo for a film called “Civil War”

Based in the near future, an emerging second American civil war erupts between the American government and separatist forces led by Texas.

Things that make you go “Hmmm” https://image.nostr.build/92e4a68f82c88561df9b576834244ef17ee3d8c3ec84a1c23e75f6d977cc1e3d.jpg


kings disease👑 https://video.nostr.build/84aa7663b5e9abcb48eef8a598a2a08c93b0a8575bbef9fa31e4fee229fa88b6.mp4


Does anyone here remember where my profile picture came from?


No😒


Unbeatable?!? You mean I just need to break 100 right?


They’re all so good.

Except golden berries. I really don’t like golden berries


Raspberries>all other berries


You know what you have to do.


don’t have a cow, man


The Fourth of July is when we celebrate killing the government over taxes. Really. That’s all.

We had enough, they wouldn’t stop, so we said “ok, we will kill you”.

I think people are uncomfortable with that. Hard pill to swallow.

I’m not saying it’s right or just. But it is what it is.


I’ve never related to anything more https://video.nostr.build/69f33c4e7cf69064d66f3cf20873b799c2ec68a4a854778c51206ea897c2b60a.mp4


Thanks for the zap fren


Chromosomes are the original time chain


BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG


There is a dichotomy to orange pilling.

It is often associated with a cult or a religion.

I think people need to be more open minded to this idea

A lot of people will say “you sound like a religious zealot. I don’t really understand it and I’m not sure I care to. I don’t see how this will help me”

Similarly, there are a lot of atheists on this platform. To you I ask, do you not approach religion in the same way? Your reluctance to subscribe to a religion because, well, what’s it even going to do for you? You don’t really understand it or care to. Why start now?

I say this to say, maybe it opens up a new approach. Much of the reason I don’t orange pill is because, well, people will find it when they’re ready to find it. And similarly, people will find a higher power when they’re ready to.

Just my two cents. I think orange pulling is overrated in the same way I think knocking on someone’s door spreading religion is.

I like bitcoin, I like believing in something bigger than me.


It’s deafening


DXY just ruined everyone’s fun

It’s over

Jig is up

Btc is ded


Remember the kids that would crumple and shove everything into their book bag in grade school? Thats them now. Still raw dogging life.


The st lunatics


You don’t have to worry about sending scammers your sats if you don’t have a lightning wallet😎

Haters gonna hate potaters gonna potate


Who is this person I’ve seen so much about this recently


Hahahaha I’m just being a pain. Everyone has their tastes. I can’t help but instigate.


When the halving is in a month https://image.nostr.build/ce8877c1656ec6400b77b0b54d141c8b4de222208202a63362f2bf06333120a6.gif


Oddly enough your YouTube channel recently popped up on my homepage. Cool shit dawg. Solid content


Did you realize Philip Bailey is one of the great singers of the 70’s


I wonder how much your name shapes your identity


Love hall and oates


Marijuana and money trees


~•dream big•~


Sergio do you know the song “The Impression That I Get” by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones? I don’t really know you well but I feel like you’d know this


I had a friend in college who could smell when someone would be getting sick. Maybe you superior olfaction


Is it a metallicy iron smell? Being serious..


I can’t take this barbecue guy seriously. It’s very cute you’re taking over Haiti with an M1 Garand. You would be a fierce rival for any militia in the 1800’s


It’s going well thanks Jim


Sometimes I think there’s only 7 other people on Nostr controlling all these profiles and I am the unfortunate exhibit of a reality TV experiment


As I see it….You should for sure put them on blast because they stole from you and scumbags deserve unfortunate fates.


Nah you’re on my team wether you like it or not


If you don’t appreciate Earth Wind and Fire you are not on my team


Are you gonna let me sit on your face when this is all over because wow


Nobody? Mrnobody?? Is this your dad??????


Imagine if they got a hold of you with that thing hahahahahahaha you’re never getting out from that vice grip


I’m only joking around. I quite enjoy gold jewelry. XRP is a hard pass from me, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with owning some metals.


That guy STINKS!!!!!!


Are you excluding fidelity from that because they take self custody of their bitcoin? Do they have their address for the public or nah? That level of transparency seems like it would serve the community.


Idk what I’d do without it.


I am not sure how I feel about the ETF’s yet. Not a black and white issue.

I will say owning an etf is no different than owning bitcoin on coinbase as far as I’m concerned. I don’t think in either case you own bitcoin. Maybe I’m conflating ownership with self custody.


If you live in the United States of America in 2024 and you don’t own sats

You are sortve wack


I’m not the judge type

Yes you are💜


THIS IS NEWS TO ME


Now I could let these dream killers kill my self esteem
Or use my arrogance as a steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas so they say that I’m gassed
But without it I’d be last so I ought to laughhhhh


Yes it is😡


Bitcoin is a lifestyle.


He did. And he must continue to. I applaud this young man. I hope he perseveres for a millennia.


Just quit only fa-modeling! Just quit modeling!


I am never wrong.


The most underrated mc of all time


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8cefc124046893a112c4f0383494d75c82432775d5cf2732cccf3f7138c9dfcc.jpg


MOAR


LOL that was good. +100 JB


Hollywood ritual! He’s being inducted into the pedo hall of fame


WHO DARES TO TEST THESE ELECTRONUTS


“Bitcoin crashed from $73,000 to $68,000 in one day! It's too volatile to work as money. I warned you it was a bubble when it was $9,000" https://image.nostr.build/28baf0ccc448a40dabdfdd7500f8ef1f55bee98fd9442420794bb7c24cc9a8d4.jpg


Does anyone want to fund a cool new startup nostr:note149lumtls4l28zx4jz8mlg4awpwpttsy5sfe57kanvq8k99n2ux5sktllyj


Fake news


I am


Anyone who calls a towing company on someone else’s car is someone who isn’t smart enough to understand bitcoin. So she’s poor. Poor and dumb. And probably fat. And her skin sucks, too. So many pimples. Fuckin greaseball. BO off the charts.


Hookers and cocaine


The only reason Peter Schiff is still relevant is because bitcoiners continue offering him a platform to debate. He’s like a dog. Just look away and sooner or later he’ll stop crying.


Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter alexis


Ohhhhh yaaaa get dill’d up yaheardmeh


pHiLaNtHrOpiSt https://image.nostr.build/c0369f1c13102d14f2950a0212cd3e01a9ef9680407df2ad3be0f5d1b62cf142.jpg


It seems like Fitbit and other companies have already Trojan horsed most people into that. I was really fascinated with biometric data for a long time until I realized it’s completely heading towards some dystopian nightmare


The same rule men follow at the urinals is the same rule you use in parking lots. Only a psychopath parks directly next to you when there’s other open spots. Be better than that. You probably open your door all willy nilly and you’re gonna scratch my shit.


They can monitor deeeeeeez nutz


Bro I have been saving for three years you do not know what I am capable of


HEY!!!!!!!! Be good mfer or else Sunday thirst traps will become a thing of the past😡😡


It’s international sign someone up for nostr day tho??????


Read “autism” at first

Be retarded or else😡😡


Johnny has been bitchmade since I got back from my second tour of Saigon


The 48 Laws of Power is banned in many prisons in the US

Read it.


While everyone was calling bitcoin a tulip bubble craze, the actual scam blowing up in front of everyone’s eyes was ESG.

A completely nonsensical investment strategy that made everyone believe they could make money by neglecting reliable energy and pushing diversity quotas.
https://m.primal.net/HjxV.jpg


The market cap of bitcoin killed silver today

Soon, google

And then, Amazon

🔪🔪🔪


How’s your portfolio doing?
How are your trades going? https://image.nostr.build/397b322562dbb9eec01327ae4296f9033e7195f676874e1f4491e219704d7293.jpg


Remember when comedians told jokes

Now they be like

Heyyyyy check out our cool merch, we have a patreon, and also a liquor!


His zaps are still nonyxistant 😡


Strooooong strong wit in that quick retort from nobody

Game recognize game


You’re really going to exploit me in the wild like this huh


Oh yea in the streets they call me Nony Nony BooBoo


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve Joel I’m so sorry for tagging these two goofballs but they have to see this


Just a reminder I didn’t make it to the Nostr calendar and that is arguably the biggest blunder of 2022 but it’s all good I’ll spend decades of my life devoted to proving the naysayers wrong


Who here is chiefing on that skrong?


Hahahahahahahaha

Stop it.


Ples I need dis credit for my diplomer


My final answer is 14


“Putin made bitcoin”

Alright gramps let’s get that Will in order


Whitney please I am just watching out for my kingdom


Also what a retard thing to say.

stop PrOjEcTinG

What note isn’t a projection? What the fuck do you think Nostr is???? When I said “get fucked” that was me projecting to you, to get fucked. You’re an engineer???????


You have no problem calling out Roya or other women. Stop being a hypocrite.


Or not


Nah get fucked


That’s true…

For science. And education purposes.


Alright fine I will you win


Nah I hate gold diggers. This is what happens when anyone can voice their opinion.

Hate the platform.


A new wave is upon us, partner


Sooooo sad bro.

At least back in the day you’d get an STD in exchange for your money. Now you just get some NFT of a girls box


Hot girls are coming to Nostr because they’ve realized they can upload thirst traps for bitcoin instead of being 1 of 1,000,000 on instagram.

Stop being a simp.

Act like you’ve been here before. It’s unbecoming.

Also extremely close to prostitution.


Bro I will not stand for these watermarks idk what my beef is with them but I will not have it


Gay bear Gareth


The idea that people still subscribe to this notion is craaaaaazzzzzyyyyyyy


We gon squad up dawg??


HEX

BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM

RICHARD HEART IS THE FINAL BOSS OF CRYPTO SCUMBAGGERY


Richard “10k and pray” Heart. The ultimate scumlord. Keeper of rugpulls, pumper of shitcoins, whisperer of scams.


I think accessibility to music has made it a product instead of an art. Miss the days of one CD in your car, and you’d know every damn subtlety of that album. Obviously a broad generalization but I think we may have appreciated music more when it was a bit more difficult to access. Labels producing product music also doesn’t help. You get the point.


It does seem a certain sense of legitimacy has entered


I sure hope so brother because I absolutely love my country 🇺🇸


Yeeeewwww


If America cannot come to terms with bitcoin adoption I will seriously reconsider what being an American means anymore


IBIT has ~200k bitcoin in ~40 days.

Some small nation state buying 1btc a day is cool but the volume will never come CLOSE to blackrock alone.

This is arguably the most bullish narrative we will see in a long time. I don’t care about small villages buying Bitcoin. All adoption is good and it’s good they are able to liberate themselves. But very, very few countries can provide the buy pressure IBIT alone is creating.


Revenge of the dreamers


I thought it was magnets 🤔


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex can you believe this guy???


You didn’t watermark your meme bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Hahahahahahaha I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself


Yeah whores


Replace capitalism with money printing and re read.


Me this morning https://image.nostr.build/9725d5b181170eaac0a3ff7a731f2bd0f8969afa2b5b16f5fd54c5ea975a2353.jpg


Nothing is good anymore because of what they stole from us


Gm homie!


Gm!


Calling illegal immigrants “undocumented”…..

I didn’t ROB the bank….i made an undocumented transaction


Good morning

They took an hour of my sleep

#NeverForget


Thought NGU was “not gonna” something or other like NGMI😅


GOOD NIGHT PURPLE SIDE!

🕰 This is a timeline to understand that Bitcoin is the culmination of ~40 years of research.

Interesting to send to the buddy who hasn't grasped its value. 🫡
https://m.primal.net/HjQG.jpg


Objectively funny https://video.nostr.build/04a396153807531cfefa112b23a243888da1ee484d3ebf41cb29e98b7c3de1ee.mp4


West Savannah


Who’s not entertained by my pain


Not to get too weird but the words “I am” are arguably some of the most powerful to exist. Because you determine the parameters of what you are in saying them. So, that allows you the possibility to identify yourself as whatever your imagination can create. This is really empowering and self defining. What are you? What do you want to be?

One man says “I am weak”. Another says “I am strong”. They are both right.


Yuge***


Can’t disclose where I heard this but legend has it next week is gonna be HUGE nostr:note1sx79dttsx5nmfgweesfu83uj058nx80fe6wq4kf8g55szvj5fv9qqcz5jk


I pronounce popsicles like it’s a Greek gods name

Pop-si-cles


I’m not getting a photo just a “failed to decrypt content” message


No from chancellor as well


BRO I WORK THIS WEEKEND SUNDAY IS MY ONLY DAY OFF AND IM LOSING AN HOUR OF SLEEP???????????????

I want to speak to the manager😡


Horry fukk

How


Robin is Batman’s little butt slave


What is this? I got it too.


Burnt rubber smells soooooo bad


I’m a big fan of keeping some dry powder at all times. Gotta be prepared!


When BTC vol gets real low, it suggests a large move is coming. Whether it is up or down is beyond me. Momentum based indicators may offer some probability which way it breaks.


Super nice


I was bornt last century


Dragon Ball was such a big part of my childhood. RIP Akira Toriyama. https://video.nostr.build/12183f6ea10720a3749e1183a9cb9c4493f39c50dabc2956f09ac8bb64d20148.mp4


Such a big part of my childhood. Damn.


Gareth Soloway gay bear and lettuce hand extraordinaire


Ohhhh go have some fun, friend.

Leave the lights on so you can have some long lasting memories!


No one screen shots better than you booba


Are you paying a late night booty call a visit!?!?!


I wasn’t criticizing you I was agreeing with you……….


Bigly


As PR’s are concerned…

In the US, generally we have sold people on the idea that every workout should leave you exhausted and crippled. This is not the way.

Russians learned powerlifting one hundred years before we did.

Periodization and recovery.

I know people that lift heavy weights everyday and I don’t think they understand the endocrine demolition they’re proceeding with.


Motherfucker


Also that’s 1/11th of what I sent you but it’s ok who’s counting


You can’t ride me about it too you’re supposed to be on my team😩😭


There is one international woman in my life who I really appreciate and admire. So here’s to you, ya pain in my ass. You’re a lovely human and a decent snowboarder🖤


What do I gotta do to get an email back about a custom little hodler


Selling BTC on coinbase is a very Reddit thing to do


I thought we wuz gonna break 70k FUKK https://image.nostr.build/ef4ed6eadd1e2eca786c12c124b6f07a8736b0159b30e5fbe2a548f1c3b7589c.jpg


(I’m going to tell everyone)


Damn bro they gave you Mutombo finger https://image.nostr.build/33af15b17ce0ac76abe92bc479d2bd0869f73983f33c4c8bc578e8bb0b42594b.jpg


Nadine Christine Justine Kathleen Charlene Pauline Claudine

Hahahahahahahaha


Another third world bomb for you https://image.nostr.build/618e50373b63ffeee4cb75acf60c460b573bc9189801267c730567b23562ff56.jpg


A warm sun on your skin is arguably the cure to most problems.

Really.


Looking at everything through the lens of immutable characteristics is the most racist thing you can do! So, while that rare and majestic Pepe serves this conversation wonderfully, it appears to me that you’re the only one concerned about race!


I ain’t slept in clothes since I was a tunnel rat in Vietnam


I’ll get the bone white Yeezys before that shit drops


Nuggets vs The Best Team In the NBA


I am going to get everything done as fast as possible this morning so I can be lazy once and for all.


IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

It just reoccurred to me (in the bath 🛀) that nostr:npub18kpw3akvdsyk239lx0jgwksr74sq4nlha3r8u9g2rnrhztfpfhysy469c4 is a mf LEGEND for sending out all this free shit for the plebs to slap around town

It’s not just good designs, it’s a huge effort to print and ship and promote these things, not to mention the informative and dare i say sexy websites those QR codes send you to

IN CONCLUSION

Zap that mfer 🤌


That dude fucking rules he does not get the recognition he deserves at all.


It’s not me it’s them it’s not me it’s them https://image.nostr.build/0bfdf6d0d3c10082799f61b25d0d352ee478ad0ff50f5bd1563c43c130ef86d0.jpg


Hey thanks for a good start #pb4L


Did I make it through the great filter


Impossible for me to say the word “remembers” without thinking about that.


I have a guilty pleasure of listening to old rockstars talk

Steven Tyler, David Lee Roth, etc…

They’re so eccentric and ridiculous but god damn they’re interesting people.


Ahhhhhh what a play. Can’t argue that. You win for now.


NOW you belong in jail. Go directly do not collect $200

Jail forever


The only concerning thing about this post is hating on SP. Shepherds Pie sortve rules


nostr:npub1m5p78ank6ywvrnuywza5uvjkqn0vy47599s5e7q94mc9d9ntt5jsdj74cg you do not know what you have done, but Godspeed sir


nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

You can’t make this up https://image.nostr.build/cacc7f5346521964bc3904449503826735d1bd39eadf4aa4fe7884f3974c9fbd.jpg


Hahahahahaha dude


SUPAMAN DAT HOOEE


Hahahahahahahahah

That was good.


When nostr:npub10chlkc62tk7yr5m9qjc2u7rs3ufhhrq8yukeey0c5lysqkp2gumq93mnex puts you on blast about zaps and everyone piles on… https://video.nostr.build/6f88430a641b03b5f64eb11a2626ff7ccdcb60d4d7581b05f54bfea07c6c1f86.mp4


Bucket list🫡🫡🫡


Looks like such a beautiful country.


It fell thousands of feet, following an explosion, unscathed to the road!

What a *miracle*


I want to go to Japan


I read this very wrong 🥲😭


LOL bro I do get your point and this did make me laugh but everyone has a pelvis!


🥹thanks dude that’s really nice of you


Funny how that works, isn’t it?


Remember when a terrorist flew a plane into the twin towers and miraculously his passport managed to fall 90 stories to the pavement nearly untouched?


Leave can in car

+

Boom

=

Logarithmic bacterial growth

Science😎🧪🥼


Bro let me tell you a few things…

This did make me laugh. Yeah. Sure. It did.

Do I know what show it’s from? I think Park and Rec. Or something. That guy gained a lot of weight since he died in the Fast and Furious

But this is a declaration of war.


Nostr is much more fun with zaps. For sure. I’ve just been a Fucko about setting it up and LeArNinG about Lightning


Explosion galore

Much mess

Many clean up


LOL I used to have WoS! They took it off the App Store you mutts

Every other wallet is such a pain in the dick to set up


I told you I come from a hockey family

NOTHING compares to a dudes hockey bag. Absolutely REEK. Especially pubescent boys in the 2000’s


Because cross fit is often synonymous with conflicting training modalities and because of that, often presents really weak form


You replace that towel yet?


Good morning

Put on The Doors and buckle up https://image.nostr.build/85777c2c1ab61c03d4b75dc5ea5c3893bca394f7b4546fd196ebfeeb9b53765f.jpg


No way bro that shits scary


Bro it sortve sounds like you got strong armed by your buddy

I thought you kept punching, sats? You probably been reading Batman lore lately too huh?


Yesterday I sold my gold and silver FOR Bitcoin ;)


“An expert can fix it”

That’s where you lost me.


Can I download Mutiny Wallet on IOS now and equipped my Nostr profile with it


I think it’s just a meme but it’s as real as anything as far as I’m concerned


Hi Donald I drew u a pic


Very cool! https://image.nostr.build/109f2a6da1df561e9815a1006d0045667072e541fde3553b2558ea046d78a901.jpg


“Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.”


Now all my friends are famous
It’s either one thing or another
They all don’t know what my name is
Probably know both of my brothers
One is a hard working savior
The others a hard work soldier
I’m just your next door neighbor
Working hard at trying to stay sober


Stop procrastinating. Your time is running out. Make the most of it. https://image.nostr.build/eab937edb8a360d7f65c41362629fa27ce5346f35f867ef7ad38ca28bc11bf0d.jpg


DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?


SAY WHAT AGAIN


YOU DONT SLANDER ROCKY BALBOA LIKE THAT

HE RAN UP THOSE STAIRS IN PHILLY. HE CAN DO NO WRONG


LOL not ice skate, skateboard. Been some years

My body does one plane of motion. Skate/surf/snowboard….cannot ice skate/ski…

Which is ironic because I come from a hockey family. The only brother who can’t skate 😅


Good morning pals

Am I too old to skate?


All Time High


Feel like I’m watching the ball drop waiting for this ATH


I don’t know 😕


😅

I’ll work on it I’ll work on it


I need some love🥲


Bitcoin almost at ATH nothing else to do but https://image.nostr.build/db2743849c3aabe2c9c92c63939a37e045f17087cd414c284e49482b0e2ce49d.jpg


When the emcees CAAAAMMMMEEEE


Im on Damus I don’t think you can on here


Praying foar u https://image.nostr.build/3ee01080a02c4a4e0dda74d49997332a681b4051807a12ef954b16b87c456145.jpg


This is coming from a fed. Takes one to know one. We’re in the same focus groups.


Brian Armstrong is the new Zuckerberg

Aka he’s a fed. He’s a federal agent and he’s going to ruin you


PENIS BUTTER IS THE PRODUCT OF IMMORTALIZING YOUR WORDS ON THE PROTOCOL

EDITING IS FOR PANSIES


Wat https://image.nostr.build/b1af2ed45aedec7066c27ec6d73ee96e0a357a7ca49d30673139a3591ba01bf3.jpg


Joint McDobbins!


I am the king and that is my crown


JUST IN: BlackRock & Fidelity now hold 269,417 $BTC worth over $17.8 billion for their spot #Bitcoin  ETFs.


SEAN DALEY https://image.nostr.build/b71636bd1c6849a2b09c62e3b57eb403d5777c19d69f34a1df86a8a41a264754.jpg


Pass it on https://video.nostr.build/763ff2f33da960b85d82e33600ad8ea995389735de7a1c4a2b4da6a7fd5f2cf1.mp4


Penis butter can only exist in an unedited world Matater


Rekt


You’re the QoS 🖤

And also booba


I am the king of salt air


Search Jon Levi on YouTube if you’re unfamiliar


From one yankee fuck to another gm sicko


I will look into this


SpottieOttieDopaliscious


The data is the asset


What happened I’m out of the loop


Careful mode per the Nostr community you’re gonna tear your rotator cuff doing calisthenics lol


So what do you propose is less taxing on your joints than calisthenics? If your bodyweight is harmful to your body, what is it exactly that is less taxing?


Shot in the dark…dominant arm is the bad one?


If push ups are what you think is destroying your shoulder, how come it’s one and not both?


I lead a preettttyyy simple, slow life. To the point I often feel embarrassed because I’m not keeping up with the Jones’s. But for me, I aspire to be back in that childhood simplicity.


Push ups will lead to overuse injuries just as soon as walking does


My favorite is break the bank. Takes me right back to being a senior in college


Humor really did defuse that situation

For now


LOL okay you’re given a pass

Only for this weekend.


Alright boys who we taking down today the guy saying push ups make your shoulder ouchie?


Pepe* 😮💨


Node is straight up the peepee master


(This is the closest rocky balboa pepe I could find)


Don’t stop punchin sats https://image.nostr.build/bbf4679238ea4e5130795f7c7e0423b292fe63caaa0e0af987c884848f3ba9fd.jpg


Fitness experts everywhere and almost none of them are fit


The leverage and mechanical strain on a 1 minute push up is infinitely worse than 100 push ups. Your glenohumeral capsule would argue this from a physics perspective


Federal agents 🤝


Probably the funniest headline of all time.

Also the most relatable shit ever. Hate it here, want to go home. https://image.nostr.build/d70979143ec36196c890027646eeab7456cfbe9fae940f0ce6aa80fbdd759d3c.jpg


Blankface YAWK YAWK YAWK


Okay I was entirely backwards. Watching it rn. The reviews were good but I guess the shows didn’t sell out. That’s odd to me, I thought it was his best album.


That interview he did with Charlamagne on some roof top he talks about it. Of all people you wouldn’t really expect him to take it hard


Post blankface his music hasn’t really been the same. Crashtalk was ok.

I’ve seen interviews where he talks about how the criticism of blankface was pretty tough on him, also the death of Mac. It seems like around 2018 or 2019 his shit sortve lost its way. Idk. Just my opinion. It’s still ok I just prefer blankface and oxymoron


Yeah fa sho i only gave it one run through, usually albums take me at least a few tries before I can digest them


As a massive Q fan, seen him perform, I am mildly let down


I’m just staying alive so I can work so I can pay my bills to continue staying alive so I can continuing working to pay my bills.


Got a haircut yesterday. Anyone who takes care of me, gets taken care of. Keep em in your corner. If someone does work you appreciate, paying an extra $5 or $10 a month to keep them around is far cheaper than replacing them.


I always have the last laugh? I am bitcoin? I am bitcoin.


Our politician are sissy booboo bitches but I fuckin love merica


The jig is up. https://image.nostr.build/f6e22757dc88712dcf7b3a0ceb4d754c1808ff072192af554bf339e8d0c5344a.jpg


They’re turning the frogs gay


He signed a new deal that allows him on YouTube as well as Apple.


Blue Lips tomorrow Schoolboy YAWK YAWK YAWK


A Haiku by Anonymous

I’m burnt out
Never been anywhere tropical
Want to go somewhere warm
Without cartels
One day


Bose makes fantastic headphones but all of their products I’ve owned (EarPods, speakers, etc) all break rather quickly


Your precious little ears will be just fine🖤


You ain’t goin anywhere, sugartits😉


lol my buddy’s birthday is today.

He turns 7.


Metro Boomin had No Heart and Bad & Boujee going CRAZY in 2016/2017

Strangle hold on the game, the south came up hardddd


LOL I think my business my have that sign at the front door


I believe that if you stay relentlessly persistent, the world has no choice but to bend the knee to you!


Young savage why you trappin so hard?


Let’s fuckin go homie love to hear that shit


Noise cancellation is a great feature for Sony WH-1000xm5 headphones. Not so much with AirPod pros. Yet some people still settle for them..


Sometimes I forget that you are the CEO of your own life

How is business?


I said this in a post a while ago and a lot of people got butthurt

If you block me I am running you over


Get Lucky might be sortve corny because it got overplayed into oblivion but it does slap


Ran through Random Access Memories this morning. Takes me back to 2013


harder better faster stronger


I do be sayin that


You are sooooooo sick


The currency isn’t Swiss chocolates??


You might hate white people but I still went to your concert https://image.nostr.build/79746c1b376b07f68879d912cf2660362c40711a6eca18fcfd76d182f09eb58f.jpg


Swiss what?


Mos Dope https://image.nostr.build/1b7c187c43ab6b93d745635252853322fed14d98f404bc90ef854472bde74913.jpg


100%.

Do they perform like bitcoin? No. That isn’t the point. I don’t own them to make money. I own them because I’d rather have all of my bases covered in a worst case scenario event than…not. Similarly to a gun you may not need it till ya need it.

They’re also cool as fuck


Gm federal agents

It’s pet rock time


Today was a (not) good day https://image.nostr.build/ea433cf4c67f5fb6c1756e369faa9544f0e8edb169913015dd479ba131e91623.jpg


Ahhh you have some walking liberty half dollars, they make the ultimate clang. I too have some old US coinage as an absolute worst case scenario reserve. Sortve wild people were using that silver as currency during WW2. The design on some of them is very reminiscent of that time period in US history


AND SUCC US