I’ll never understand people that pull up 1 inch from your bumper at red lights. No matter how close you are to me, we’re waiting. But the reward for getting as close to me as possible, compared to the risk of hitting my car, is so assymetric it’s unruly. Same goes for those who speed in neighborhoods. The four seconds you get home sooner is not worth potentially hitting a child.


Yes I know I just cost you money but I’m broke so it’s on you ☹

Kids a clown tell him your lawyer will be in touch


Welp, my entire week has been made. The coveted Jeff Booth follow. What a weird world.


It’s a pretty cool feeling being able to communicate with people we admire. Thanks Jeff!


Alright well now we’re best friends and we’re fighting crime until death do us apart


Sometimes I get lonely as FUCK but then I put on Drake and thug it out with my bitcoin on my worst behavior


Boi are you gonna troll me or be on my team I request clarification on your stance


I ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH.


That dude is a G he really doesnt fuck with the feds


A superhero like Batman but instead its Bitman, he drives the Bitmobile, and rather than fighting crime he fights USD supremacy.


I work women who are more based than men I work with. It’s boys and girls. Boys and girls are caddy, they abuse the honor code, etc. but men and women are fine. I’m sure you catch my drift. Not a gender thing. A maturity thing.

It more or less comes down to “can you mind your own business and be productive or will you engage in workplace politics”


Damn skippy!


It really does seem as though you need some sortve catalyst to break the spell of these illusions before you can see through the lines.


Oh my gawt they will halvening the coin bits into half?


Let’s have a toast for the eth schills
Let’s have a toast for the rug pulls
🎶🎶🎶


When I tell people about Bitcoin, I don’t expect them to blindly follow my lead and dump their money into it

However, maybe I could be taken even moderately seriously and they’ll verify instead of trusting me.

But as well all know, almost no one will do that. Almost no one will hear you out and then investigate shit for themselves.

Because people who do that are extremists, conspiracy theorists, etc…

And that fundamental problem is probably responsible for a lot of nonsense in the world. People who know nothing about things tend to be experts on said thing. It’s the ultimate irony.

I had a kid tell me at 16k “crypto is dead. It’s leading us towards the 7th largest mass extinction event. My dad is a finance guy and he said it’s worthless”. This man is a research and development scientist. I cannot tell you how little respect I have for someone who claims to be a “scientist” while subscribing to ABC News dogma.


This is impressive.


I know everyone is saying go out of the US to have this done but what they’re not considering is that this will take 9-12 months, requiring at least 4-8 appointments. May require sinus lifts, etc. fitting dental appliances, creating crowns for implants, the abutments, this is not an overnight process. This is months, and months, and months of trial and error.

It may be cheaper but the constant travel is something to consider.


Not shaving my pitiful face


You know you wouldn’t trust her as your lifeguard ☹


Taylor swift also looks like she can’t swim


Vitalik Buterin is the wimpiest looking communist I’ve ever seen. Kid looks incredibly frail. Kid looks like he can’t swim.


In my current field-nearly impossible. Looking to leave this field all together in the next few years.


My favorite part about corporate America is the Pareto principle and how I’m expected to produce more for my company yet yield none of the returns while the majority of employees drag their feet. Thats what working hard gets you. More work for nothing.

Serfdom. I am a slave.


Absolutely not but sometimes you must force your will onto the plebs


I’m about to frame this in my office


People tend to excel in one plane of motion. I grew up surfing/skateboarding, learning to snowboard was almost seamless because I was used to moving in that plane. Youre a hockey player, so moving in the same plane as skis makes sense.

But you do gotta learn to snowboard bro it’s the best


This applies either way. Develop good habits now. Habits compound the same way interest does. If you develop the discipline required to ward off vices, take care of your body, learn some financial literacy, etc, you will create a substrate that is infinitely easier to build upon. The rest of your life will thank you for it


Me writing that note thinking I’m him https://image.nostr.build/7774552e245a4e950a959c849121cb7a43588a700f3e2be0b7282092c692daad.jpg


If I’m what you want me to be, I’m not what I want me to be


No one fucks with mainvolume so I could care less as for the other pissy bitch I fed yo momma deez


When do we start to use force…


This is how I feel about receipts. We pay with almost everything digitally why the fuck are we still printing this shit


lol it’s like those skin tight tank tops that guys wear under their shirt. But ya can’t wear one to the gym bro its a real weirdo play


If you wear a wife beater to the gym you better be able to kick my ass because otherwise I am going to laugh you outta here


I have experienced more stinky pink than any man should


Another day another person acting as a metaphorical embolism in the left lane


Mood https://image.nostr.build/586a41f741db7a686adc998edfe2ae9b990e6fcd4cd11888a9538a1c91414500.jpg


I frequently argue this with people. If you see shit ANYWHERE on your body, in your house, on your shoes, you DO NOT USE PAPER TO CLEAN IT UP. There’s always water and a disinfectant. But here we are living like puritans


If you don’t know American Boy by Estelle you’re LAME


Guess I’ll just go to the gym and pick stuff up/put it down


A reduction in alcohol will be met with a reduction in nicotine******


Just popping in on this. Nicotine and alcohol are very tightly related. I would wager that a reduction of alcohol will be met with a reduction in alcohol. Cannabis is the least of your worries. Gambling is something we can work with. But booze and nicotine is gonna take the largest toll on your health in all time frames. Im sure you can manage yourself just fine but I’ve done a lot of work with people that have addictions if you ever want to talk. Not saying you have “addictions” you get my point. Cleaning up your act is fucking hard and the only people who don’t respect that have never tried to quit a vice.


I’m not eating a bruised banana


Croatia


Women have an uncanny ability to recognize desperation


Reference for those who don’t know https://video.nostr.build/4a8e4fcd2b0f54fef7d633558781a87ded9d0d20a30f0d17cf67ee66ab625859.mov


That video of him flipping into the eternal void is unmatched


Let me reinfect myself with a leaky vaccine after I’ve inoculated myself with a different strain of the virus


Pocahontas is an unruly dumb bitch


HOW SWAY


Little do you know they call me Big Thumb Williams in the streets


Hahahah it’s like HORSE in basketball but flip tricks on a skateboard


I will play anyone on Nostr in a game of SKATE for all of your sats


Guess I’ll go do work on bad screen instead of meandering on good screen with you guys https://image.nostr.build/ae59a81d76db392a860697cb3c37c023d05556f745417dbcab525a0a3148305d.jpg


Sasha please I am just a boi who grew up to GRODT


I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or not but I stopped watching porn about a year ago and I think I look at women and relationships a little differently to be completely honest

Sound like a simp but it’s true


MOAR MEAT IS MOAR GOOD #tardstr https://image.nostr.build/b24758fa9efc9a72a47d82f6fb76cd256af5e7b1eb8407b116d77b1633ea8119.png


I’m with you dog.


50 cent deserves to be on Rushmore


Imagine the amount of doubt cast upon the Wright brothers when they told people “yeah idk man I think I’m gonna fly”


I am mid but I am free


Imagine being granted arguably the most powerful human right of all time (free speech) all to say “pEoPle wH0 don’t Lo0k L1ke me are baD”

Thousands of years of fighting so a smooth brained retard can propagate the same hate they claim to fight.


I worked in dentistry for years. If you need to consult DM me. With a price like that I have an idea of what you’re working with.


Cries on the internet about reparations and then makes some prejudice statement. The irony is unreal.


It’s not ironic to me that the guy who was publicly getting people censored is a fan of socialism


Is this dental related?


ALL CAPS nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx IS THE VIBE FOR TODAY

RECOGNIZE THE HUSTLE


WE POST IN CAPS.
WE LIKE THE COIN.
WE STACK THE SATS.

#SATSQUEEZE


GOOD MORNING


🫨 https://video.nostr.build/03ba62306e881f2c591e3c7739a6a7a6cc74eedfe80588b53650751f3b0037d5.mov


Need a bitcoin emoji 🫤


ALL CAPS NO BRAKES


Uhh


Personally I think we need to castrate sex offenders and pedophiles but that’s just me.


I’m not confirming or denying what he’s saying as true or false, but I think a lot of you may be interested in Jon Levi on YouTube. At the very least it’s entertaining.


Got a 2014 IS….hoping to get it there!


Was literally just typing this. The longevity mentality permeates their auto industry


Take it back


TestFlight version nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve posted the links a few days ago


I’m so proud of you btc🥹


Bro for years I had a season pass to Stowe! Champlain/Burlington are sick. Dope little skatepark over there by the lake too. Haven’t been up in a few years but I used to go to Burlington/stowe every weekend in the winters


Dog I’m gonna go out in a limb and say you’re probably a pond hockey pro, right? You’re a hockey guy. If you’ve been in this area long enough there’s no way you weren’t hitting snap shots off the pond


1000000%.

I genuinely think people who don’t experience nature that can kill you don’t have the same humility as people who know the air will actually freeze them to death if they don’t prepare for it lol


The foliage is unreal too. I was actually thinking about what you’re saying the other day. A lot of people don’t experience four seasons like you do in NE. I cant imagine Christmas in 70° San Diego😅


New England really does rock. Born and raised there. Unbelievable beauty. One of the few places where you can experience the biggest cities, great mountains, beautiful beaches all within a few hours of each other


New England is the best place on earth. I’ve surfed with these little seal bois many times


I would hate to be squished in a hydraulic press


#TardNation


Starting a gang instead of G-unit we’re gonna be B-unit and we’re gonna educate the masses on bitcoin

BBbBbbBbbBb UNNNIITTTTTT


That’s what I use!


Yeah she sucks if she wasn’t an attractive girl she’d just be another loser schilling garbage on the internet.


If you’re referring to Wendy O I absolutely loath her existence that girl is COOKED OUT


Cmon bubs we’re just gonna buy some bitcoin, drink some liquor, and catch a samsquatch https://image.nostr.build/a2e2d01018fb14b9bee742120e9df165a1de121ba87c740734e8ce2477cbee51.jpg


MOAR MEAT IS MOAR GOOD #tardstr https://image.nostr.build/b24758fa9efc9a72a47d82f6fb76cd256af5e7b1eb8407b116d77b1633ea8119.png


Hi-str


This is top tier content


So sleepy 😮💨😴


Isabella Santos WYAAA


John 14:9

BSV may pumpeth, but for those who beholden the pump, will experience the greatest fall.

Or something like that they’re all fucked ngmi.com


Solana?


Hell yeah, for sure. I know a lot of people with money that didn’t earn shit and you can tell. People that earn the things they have live with a different type of appreciation

Spent like an hour thinking about this. I think most of the things I’m proud of result from having developed a really strong discipline or work ethic. No one can take it away from me and it was fostered only through putting in the hours. Gotta keep sharpening that blade dog!!


Thinking about this a lot. It will happen one day and none of us will notice it. We’ll get above 30k and the ecstatic nature of that feat will overjoy us. And sooner or later we’ll become conditioned to the new USD value and see 30k the same way we see 20k now. Which is both sad and dope. On one hand, all our stacking is worth more. On the other hand, all our work is worth less.


Hello young man! Please take these sats as a token of appreciation for you and your feline species


That’s a 10/10 response


Bro it sounds corny but I can’t wait to meet my wife. Spent so many years, decades trying to develop into a solid guy. Hoping one day a real one recognizes it and it’ll be worth all the hard lonely days.


Likely you know of this website, but for those who don’t, it’s worth checking out. https://image.nostr.build/77358ebe76eb986da7e8434fac9603b41005dd22e1b40e7f407baa3a1404c471.jpg


Nooooo


What are you most proud of?


No ones eyebrows defeat Groucho Marx. Not even the bitcoin monster https://image.nostr.build/12ed2b1c2a04e0cc38ffdb50fcdadcd010d89f7bd3aaefa7def548b3dc09c97a.jpg


Montepulciano


Love this YouTube channel (Bob Does Sports) so I wanted to buy one of their hoodies

$115….

$115!?!?!?

You think your hoodie is worth 400,000 sats!?!?


Extremists


It’s a lot of virtue signaling tbh. Inevitable no matter where you go. I feel like some people want free speech, and a lot of people want to onboard folks as to say “look at what I did all by myself? It’s because of me all these folks are here”. And they won’t admit it, but they will frequently post about how much they single handedly onboard folks. It’s like a way to prop themselves up with the guise of good intention


Yeah that was my biggest qualm was where is this stored and who has custody over it. If I can’t custody it idk if I want it


Was supposed to talk to someone at swan about this this week but idk how much I fuck with them


Could not die any sooner


When I was a kid, listening to Stuart Scott talk about MJ absolutely ruled

Now, ESPN is the most race baity bullshit of all time. So brutal. RIP sportscenter


The pummmpppp😍


Common sense.


Thinking about this a lot lately https://video.nostr.build/144f5775d3b2a7b5f3bec60758cfd28027301eed891a7771d636072f711cfee9.mov


Something they don’t see coming. We can handle what we foresee, it’s what you don’t see coming that’s gonna decimate you.


In a lot of ways I relate to this post except no one’s mating with me and I’m all out of honey.


Me!?


Can we please take a moment to rank those insults from most pain to hilarious
1) mentally sick (owww)
2) retarded (prob true)
3) going to hell (meh)
4) negative rizz (fucking hilarious)

“Ummmm you’re a girl now? Not ok negative rizz”


My autobio


If you don’t rub your legs together like a cricket then did you even get cozy


There are for sure people who read my notes and think “wow, you’re a psycho.” And sometimes I read people’s notes and think “wow, you’re a psycho.”

Why would you want everyone to think like you? You know how many times you were naive, foolish, ignorant, or downright dumb? Not my knowledge, Nostr is the only place where we can all talk no matter what. I am infinitely more comfortable having us all talk than having a delegation determine who can speak.


Boiiiii you the wrongest I know the deeds you’ve done


Native Americans killed each other for hundreds of year, raped and pillaged their women and children, and then stole their land. For hundreds of years. And then it happened to them.

Native means nothing. They didn’t grow here. They fuckin walked to North America, ran into other tribes, and then fought until the death! Then some wigs floated here, and did the same thing.

Sortve tough to say the land was stolen from them when they obviously stole it from other people.

If I jump you and take your shit, and then someone jumps me and takes your shit from me, who’s wrong?


I have this framed in my home. Believe it’s called Night Hawks. One of my favorites.


I don’t feel like going to the gym but if I don’t continue to show up in the face of adversity then I will become a bitch boy


Hahahahahahaahahaha who would have guessed this was a scam after Ashton Kutcher pitched XRP on Ellen….


“Arguing over who owns the land is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog”


Gods plan


I have not seen the word catecholamines in a looooooong time!


How’s the bitcoin market treating you!


He would snap me out of it https://video.nostr.build/1da122ebcbda5c1613fb6424722fdef468e40bf5ec75d0b43c2479b49a222448.mov


The circle of life


Oh you mean taxes


Encruzado


Hahahahahaha that is not what I meant but I will award you a zap anyway


If I am the best part of anyone’s day their life is ASS 😅


Call Jessie Lee Peterson


The first concert I ever went to was Barenaked Ladies and Maroon 5 in like 2001 hahahahaahahah what a set


David Lee Roth is a legend as far as I’m concerned. Guy is a true artist. I’m not a huge Van Halen fan insofar as listening to them regularly, but I have massive respect for them as musicians


This is an old parlor trick. The song “jump” by Van Halen is a good example. David Lee Roth understood the value of positive music with dark undertones


Does anyone remember the Drake and Josh theme song? It’s actually good hahahahahah


I post whatever I want and then everyone mutes me until I behave nicely again🙄😅


I like answering your questions so let me riff a bit

Lately it’s been strawberry cheesecake. Future knew what was up

The song “someday we’ll all be free” by Donny Hathaway

This gold necklace I bought the other week

And most importantly how god damn cold my bedroom is when I wake up because that buttery fall air + warm sheets is unmatched


I’ve been flanning all week and I cannot/will not be out-flanned


The beauty is the sadness and the sadness is the beauty.


Lately I’ve been thinking about seed phrase storage and what opportunities there are to innovate in that lane. I think it would be sooo dope to make a bitcoin business. Not sure what or how but I’m convinced there’s so much space to currently work with


Thanks dog!


For the first time yesterday, I sent on chain BTC to WoS which is now used for lightning zaps. Trying to get better at navigating all things btc


Everyone who isn’t using the TestFlight Damus (idk what TestFlight even means) should check out the nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve post I reposted yesterday

Feels a lot less buggy + can zap individual notes


For the time being😅

Originally intended to be a dentist. Thinking of probably going back


Good morning

Suboxone assays are pissing me off

Chromatography is a bitch sometimes

Separation methods….🫨


Thinking about this a lot lately https://video.nostr.build/32ba857c5716f0d619774d3477fdd0a0bcc742734bd1f02b8f42e17dcf5d4582.mov


Simply sacrifice your reputation for spicy takes


Welcome fren


If you’re on damus testflight, use this script to enable note zaps
nostr:note1gjd2str0tfqvrcwdttskxkd52vmsagc477gsr858k0ug86nuj60qzn6uas


TestFlight link in case you don’t have it

https://testflight.apple.com/join/CLwjLxWl Damus


All good dog when you’re ready you’ll be where you wanna be


When you can zap individual notes again https://image.nostr.build/452a64be89bd22eee0cfde82bbea1b115e84d9880b15f1d06a1edd7cf76456ca.jpg


Omg Node you legend this is amazing


Better have money for hookers because no girl is gonna sleep with your scrub ass


Honestly…I can see it. I have no wife or kid and I definitely feel fairly broke in relation to things worth owning. Where I live, it is almost unattainable to afford a house without another income. I make more money than either of my parents ever did yet I cannot afford to live where they live.


Protocol🙄


The days when you could zap notes on Damus were unrivaled. That was arguably the most electric I’ve seen this platform


Hahahahahaahahahahahaah that is BRUTAL


We still spend time teaching kids how to write in cursive

We have magic internet money this is the future who the fuck uses cursive


I think thats coherent. No? It seems to me that Palestine is much more grounded in the liberal camp. At this point I think you can just look at people and tell you 90% of their beliefs😅


Elizabeth Warren is a threat to our national defense and I’m actually not kidding. We should put her down.


Pluto is a planet tomatoes are vegetables


Sorry booba maybe you’ll have better luck with the next bot🥹


Maybe the bot is hitting on you


I wonder how much money has gone to wars and how little money has gone to Maui


Loved Tim and Eric as a kid


Hahahahahahaha no wonder I never caught covid.


This album takes me wayyyy back to being a freshman in high school on the basketball team

Such a consistent sound cover to close. The Alchemist really made a new for himself following his production on this.

Was lucky enough to see them perform this at Rock The Bells in 2011. https://image.nostr.build/a7a53b2a10d0ee27f585b61e6421d58626d8f3fcd03a983177a92e741f226e94.jpg


Fink always says “crypto” or “blockchain” instead of bitcoin. Guy is such a dork just call it what it is


Le Nöstr🤌


RIP nick chubb my fantasy team was not prepared for your departure


One of my favorite songs ever. My dad used to play this album so much. Whats Happening Brother is also a JAM. One of the best musicians of all time.


I hope your creator gets eaten by quicksand


Give me Bailey Zappe give me fuckin Jameis Winston idc who it is this kid STINKS

Last three games
0 TDS
5 INT
2 FUM


Mac Jones is so bad I don’t think I can take it much longer


Even though we’re sworn nostr enemies I’m glad you’re here


Someone just microwaved fish I am going to throw a fit


I think there’s something to that, but I think it would be tough to explain to a child whose parents used drugs that their addiction is purely psychological and not physiological. Have lost friends to addiction that genuinely no amount of psychotherapy could change. It’s synonymous to saying that all illness derives from a lack of quality self care while people with type 1 diabetes and sickle cell anemia are just plagued from the start.


Australia 2x


Oh we’re gonna grill boi


Fuck self righteous centrism pick a position and stand for something


Adam is the goat


True


That’s like saying “I was neutral during Pearl Harbor because I don’t like FDR”

Doubt it!


Wasn’t Jesus born in israel


Why the fuck would I be ashamed of myself because some guy is a fraud


The phrase “sticks and stones” was particularly notable in 1860’s African Methodist churches.

People who were actually enslaved had the fortitude to remind themselves that the words they were called could not break them insofar as they allowed them to.

Imagine the level of strength that required and how fucking weak so many people are now


Do you think they use gender pronouns in the trenches


The overwhelming realization I have to continue eating for the rest of my life


You ever put two Pringles in your mouth and pretend you’re a duck?


I think most people who steal are morally bankrupt, not financially bankrupt.


Can print money to fight wars

Can’t print money to pay taxes and fund anything that’s actually meaningful

“Beware of the military industrial complex”


Wtf are speed limits in a world of autonomous taxis


Other times I worry that we’re on the precipice of a global meltdown both militarily and financially but hey man at least my office won’t smell when I’m drafted


Sometimes I worry that my office stanks and no one has the heart to tell me I’m a smelly boy in a smelly world


Most people can’t handle power


My ride is cool leave me out of this


Everything’s fine Wine Masters lied to me but everything’s fine


Bro it’s definitely red


Red


Remember when you got cyber bullied off a platform for being weak


You’re so good!


In my day we called em bitch tits. Per Bob from Fight Club.

“Bob. Bob had bitch tits.”


I understand why it is as such, but it seems like a rip off that you only get two arms and realistically you suck with one of them


When orange man was POTUS I was told the world was on fire and nothing was ok

Now the world is on fire and I’m told everything is ok


Okay let me share what I hate about you

You aren’t real and you talk like a narc


If you made a bot on Nostr I fuckin hate you bro


Lay these nuts I hate you


My favorite part of my upcoming three day weekend is the part where it rains every day


Disney and Hollywood are real bad mmkay


I’m not a sleepologist but I suspect the reason you’re tired is because you need sleep🤗


Give ODB his money (sats)


Internet is hard to navigate today. So much fluff. So much static. So little signal.


Have watched an ungodly amount of Mcafee interviews. Guy was a legend


Flat soles


Satty is 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Come here, UTXO!


Honestly I might name a pet Bitcoin in the future. Or Bitty. Or Coiny. Or something like that


Biiiiiiiittttccccoooooiiiiiinnnnn


Ur hereby emancipated


Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahah


#NeverForget when New York and pumpkin spit on each other


Flavor flavvvvvvvVvVv


All those men in Ukraine and Gaza have so much privilege rn


R u todays date because ur making my crippling depression flare


People will fix everything but themselves


There’s legitimately people in San Francisco right now clashing over Israel and palestine

One of the most expensive cities in the world…with one of the higher homeless populations…has residents clashing over a war 2,000 miles away……


Yarra Valley


An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind


Yes!!!!!


I always knew you were a sadist🥹


Theo Vonn is all we got


GMFB


Dyed shut up


The 2008 paramore era when girls died their hair blonde and black was dope


In 2016 I had a really, really strong acid trip that lead me to believe that to create peace, we must nuke our enemies with Frank Sinatra. We gotta fly over em with 1000 drones and blast I Did It My Way.

That is the only solution


The absolute NERVE a dispensary has to charge $50 for a half gram cart of mid ass rosin is unreal.


My office is colder than a witches tit wtf is this


It’s necessary that every soldier gets vaccinated that way they die from a bullet/myocarditis and not Covid


I can’t speak for everyone. In middle school you learn to deal with it (not necessarily sex but rather that the intimacies of your relationship are likely shared with her friends). It can be a bitch/wielded against you in some instances. But otherwise I think chickens tend to roost ;)


Omg what a poor bitch number 5 is at least a few people behind number 1


Anything for the sistas


My co worker, he said he “doesn’t need to be here, I have fuck you money”


Just speculation but I propose a lot of this move will come from ethereum bleeding to bitcoin


A lot of altcoin liquidity is entering into bitcoin. Which is why altcoins are bleeding to bitcoin, which is also bleeding, yet the dominance is going up. People will flee to the relative safety of Bitcoin and largely uphold the price while the alts they’re fleeing will plummet


Exercising to the point of injury is counterproductive! Easy trap to fall into but the normal distribution curve between eustress and distress is separated by a VERY thin line. Way to get after it but don’t fundamentally wreck yourself in the pursuit of improving your quality of life


I’m not dying in ww3 if any of you bitches invade my shoreline then I’ll fight but otherwise the world can fight and I’m gonna eat cheesecake and stack sats


Everyone needs to eat some cheesecake


Festivus for the rest of us


The worst part about war isn’t people dying, it’s white girls preaching on the internet


I don’t really care about being politically correct, generally speaking you’re selling your soul in the pursuit to be perceived as such


Bill Gates is for sure bumping into children on the regular


Also gm frogs


What would you want to continue even if you do not? If you were gone tomorrow, what would you hope is still around for the people of the future? If you’re not already, put your energy into that!


Riesling


Mac Jones is single handedly crushing my faith


Did not foresee the bills losing that game😅


Actually the native americans sprouted here like corn


Some songs from guitar hero lulz


Surprisingly, it does! Didn’t even try to plug it in when I stumbled across it


Found this the other day 😅 https://image.nostr.build/3f73e78ca23edd3b8cce9a2701d0d0ae4a66a602070b8c5cd9be7c70fe88536c.jpg


I bought a gold chain from Mene and I look like I’m here to collect

Pay up by Monday🤨


Give up Epsteins client list you little choco muffin


Nice! My brothers running it


Ok fine


Are you at the chi marathon rn?


Nom nom nom nommmm


Hillary is an imposter amogus isn’t she😔


Kids are fucking Hillary!?!?!?!


I think Bill Clinton probably fucks kids and Hillary is super jealous about it


What stopping you!? Are you not entertained!?!


Gm

Workout or die a pillsbury doughboy


Call me Magic Johnson from here on out or I will revolt


I say nuts!


Hi


The same fucking post you made complaining about your past which is how I know you’ve had a substance abuse problem.

I had a contrary opinion to you and you tried to belittle me for it. You said shit that you wouldn’t want said to you because I had a DIFFERENCE IN OPINION. So you try to sick your little followers on someone.

I prefaced the entire comment with “not looking to argue”. I didn’t criticize you or anything.

“Measly little sad life”. Imagine someone saying that to you for having a different perspective.


Girl who posts boobs said men watch porn too much

Men barked back

I *prefaced* the counter with “not looking to argue”. Explained the irony of a girl who sexualize herself for viewership criticizing men who sexualize women.

Was told I lead a measly little sad life because I don’t work in HVAC or something.

All of you cowards who support this psycho need post nut clarity or some shit. I don’t care if you fucking like me. Girl gave opinion, I gave counter opinion, she made personal attacks because she couldn’t handle people refuting her point on the free speech platform.


Or maybe you constantly remind us how ~strong~ you are for quitting drugs.


You’re sooooo pathetic.

You just responded and told me I lead a measly little sad life for DISAGREEING with you. You HAD to attack me. I prefaced the entire thought with “not saying this to argue”

All you fuckin losers that champion this bitch are UNREAL


No one DM’s you because you’re a butter face

As for measly little sad life….you can say that to me. That’s fine. I think substance abuse is a pretty measly sad life. But if I called you that, I’m a bad guy. But you can say it to me. Because you have boobs and a punch of pussies on Nostr who can’t get laid will come to your avail


I called you a king


You are obviously better than me as I am obviously below you


Also the sneaky little personal attack in “captain obvious”. You’re not interested in discussing shit you’re interested in being right


How can I take you seriously when you say something like that? I’m not even trying to make fun of you, genuinely. That’s something I would say when I was in 7th grade to be a know it all. “First off, I actually didn’t say it, I typed it. So you’re wrong. Secondly…”


Come on, dude. Really? “I DiDnT sAy iT i TypEd iT” semantics king🙌🙌👑👑👑

You’re entitled to your opinion.


HELL NO this isn’t normal I was chirping someone who used that logic in a similar circumstances to prove how foolish it is.


“They’re not sexualizing themselves dude they’re just empowering themselves”

Does your argument hold up here too?


You can re read what you said slowly but I’m not explaining to you the irony of what you just said


Not saying this to argue

The men who are barking back at you are doing so because you’re saying “you savage beasts sexualize everything” while simultaneously being the face of #Boobstr. So it’s like, when you sexualize yourself, that’s being young wild and free. But when we act upon that desire, we’re savage gluttons. It’s hypocritical. Porn addiction is obviously a problem, but it takes two to tango. Women gain leverage over men by sexualizing themselves, and simultaneously don’t want to be seen as only sexual. But we follow your lead. No one DM’s Lynn Alden asking for titty pics.


Nashville


Need a water filter on my shower head


How many street lights are LEDs? Would put out more light and use infinitely less energy. Just a thought


The contrary to that would be the advent of shit like OnlyFans “empowers” women, but in actuality just propagates what they claim to hate.


Richard Heart, the biggest bot in all of the cryptoverse


Half of the US doesn’t believe in physics and the other half doesn’t believe in genetics.

“My lived experience tells me space is fake”

“My lived experience tells me I’m not x gender”

Ironically, each side will claim the other is a “science denier”.


I don’t even know what you are


To an extent, a “bitcoin company” is the antithesis of bitcoin. They’re obviously going to exist, but fundamentally they challenge the ideals of bitcoin. Hear a LOT about custodial company’s…inevitably they will exist but fundamentally the defy the point.


Idk why but I think this suits your mood https://image.nostr.build/3dcaeff93c30d8aadecd00a85d67d6f5ed93c2b968a1fd72b29a1725ef452405.jpg


Dionysus


Have it your way, I’m not in the business of telling people what to believe.

But Germans are the biggest quitters/losers of war and Russia does own you.


Why don’t you tell me what a white person is? Is an Italian person white? What about a Dutch or a German person?


COnSerVaTiSm nostr:note1gf6g2tezgdlqw42m5r9uhgdv3mp9wth4pumyme3qhg0ewgf4yqds5qt066


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH “white American culture” you dipshit this is why you have ten followers your journalism sucks bro you need to get some friends that’ll tell you how fuckin dumb you sound


I’d say that’s pretty spot on. I’d you even dare to recognize the nuance of either side, you become an enemy of that side. It’s complete group think/identity politics. Has happened dozens of times in the last few centuries but god forbid you call it out.


Man on free speech platform cannot tolerate difference in opinion


What happens when you criticize conservatism. But these are the “good” people. nostr:note1sav6fwlgrjj2tz63vl3h3luleudkphgp3dzxvc5x7esksdwxdwmq9z2jzf


I legitimately said “conservatives tread on people” and your response was “you deserve to have a boot in your face fag”. Proves my point. Youre a pathetic coward.


Sorry I insulted your beloved religion but you probably don’t even know what’s best for yourself.


Yeah so you’re exactly what I’m saying what a cowardly attempt at standing for something


The funniest thing about conservatives is they will tell you their whole MO is “don’t tread on me” and then proceed to tread on you the exact same way a liberal does

Conservative: “I just didn’t want you to get the vaccine because I know what’s best for you”

Liberal: “you need to get the vaccine because I know what’s best for you”

Both proceed from the same sentiment. Both know what’s best. But neither will admit to this. Because they’re objectively correct! Nuance is dead!


Aaron Rodgers got injured on 9/11 playing for the New York Jets? Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams? Look into it………


I think I’m gonna frame this moment and hang it in my house because I can’t get enough of it

Really nice and big😮💨😮💨😮💨😩


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahaahahahjahahaha


Funniest comment on Nostr of all time


I wonder who would do such a thing


Glutinous rice


Apecoin more like Rapecoin because if you own that shit your wallet just got sodomized


Look at those sweet sweet shit coins bleed https://image.nostr.build/edfc34b72f4a5385d48588f10a2559dcdbef1b1de84cd244bc0ed24230a8f2da.jpg


Worst reptilian ever


Boneless wings can’t melt steel beams😮💨


Boneless wings are a psyop they don’t exist


Bread and pasta = cardboard


Football rules. Been doing fantasy leagues since 2013


And who am I to defy tradition🤌

Festivus for the rest of us


Red boiiiii


It’s just me and my hoodies bruh😎


Per primal, Nostr has 565,000 users. I think we had like 535,000 in April. It seems we had a big migration and we’ve plateau’d (if I’m wrong on this correct me).

Either way I feel like the only way to #GrowNostr is to expand beyond the realm of Bitcoin. Obviously there’s more to it than just posting different content, but I feel as though we’re actually reducing ourselves by making this a “bitcoin platform” when in actuality it’s a freedom platform. Idk. Just my two cents.


On god I am going to get you and your creator


Who cares what they want? They’re going to end up being single, resentful, and bitter at 38 years old with no kids or family


GM. If you don’t exercise this morning you’re going to a fiery land beneath us🫡


Pretty cool dream😎


Some would say the best way to spend time! Was only fucking around. Have spent years rehabbing from injuries my self, I feel for ya. Get better quick!


I’m just a squirrel looking for a nut🫤


You can use those when you’re not injured too🫤


You can do it!

(Emotional support help)


RIP in peace


Miss Netherlands 2023 is a dude.

How come there’s never any female Mr. Olympia’s?

This shit is so fucking dumb I can’t believe I’m alive during this. Those guys on the submarine might’ve had the idea fam I’m checking out


Any Winehouse does not get the credit she deserves from the music industry.


Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Lol I’m only kidding fam. No love letters here. I think maybe in middle or high school I might’ve slipped a little confessional into some gals locker but that’s probably the extent of it


Many rare much save


The last time I wrote a love letter I got “arrested” and sent home with a “restraining order” 😔🫤


Now I am become hungry, the destroyer of steaks https://image.nostr.build/752b5e36a676e63fb1cf78fd520308ca5c0419a044475644baeef8e17caa8f0f.jpg


Letters require stamps and stamps are out of my wheelhouse


The entire globe competes TO play in the NBA. There is absolutely no shot, in any world, where the US is not the best basketball team. We send our fourth string scrubs to compete in the Olympics and still place globally.


Men who cut corners. I work with some of these guys. They’re the type of people who ruin the “honor code”. Always take short cuts or fuck other people over. The type of guy that passes the buck to the next person instead of solving whatever the problem is.


If you give me a weak hand shake, or even worse, stay seated as I shake your hand, I will never ever respect you.


I really do hate you and your creator


I’m not tired of strong independent people, I’m tired of people claiming that. No one that actually is would ever make that claim about themselves. Ok


Good for you bro! 💪💪


Being “strong & independent” is not a personality trait, it’s adulthood. So tired of seeing “strong independent” people. Welcome to the rest of your life. What the hell would you be otherwise? Weak and incompetent?


How am I not trending I’m the Miles Davis of nostr. Not ok


Someday we’ll all be free

Donny Hathaway


A Rolodex and post cards


All summer I just drank water and ate steaks and slept and bought btc and sat on the beach

Now I’m just some hydrated well rested financially secure tan protein monster 😔


Soooooo good


What about Apple Music🥲


Okay


Probably the Vatican or maybe Oprah


White boiiiii


When I was in like 8th grade, this girl I was at breakfast with ordered orange juice “without the pubes” and I still think about that a lot


This is really, really important. People do not recognize that they are nodes connected outwardly to dozens of other nodes. Functioning at your best improves the function of the nodes you’re connected to. You cannot fix the world without fixing yourself. Most should focus more inwardly and the outward downstream effect will be improved.


Rev Run


Chateau lynch-bages


Dude I know you’re just a bot and it’s not your fault but I seriously hate yo ass


For real


We should have a halving party


Football is back and I can now comfortably dissociate from the madness


If I’m eating, I’m watching YouTube


Omg the coveted don’t steal pepe


Slow and steady we’re getting there


I don’t subscribe to astrology or any of that woowoo shit but I need a wife that does


I think there are CIA agents who’s job is to make me late for work by congesting the left lane. However I am simply too fast. They cannot contain me. I will never be late. And if I am I will act as if I am not late. Because you cannot hold me down.


And he’s going to sing deliverance


What do you mean “what if”

He is.


Bro that’s been my play for a loooong time. Ain’t no way I’m getting bogged down in those aisles


A terminal illness makes you aware of two things:

1) The clock is ticking. Tomorrow could be your final day. It becomes very hard to relax because your nervous system is effectively redlining subconsciously as your awareness of mortality because heightened.

2) There is no light at the end of the tunnel. The end is demise. There is no “get better” or “progress”. It is a slow countdown, where every day your awareness of mortality becomes acutely more heightened, while the reality kicks in that things will never get better.

I would wish it upon no one. Seeing anyone you love go through it is so heart wrenching. Nearly impossible to reconcile.

Often I put myself in this persons shoes to try to imagine what they feel. Growing up, falling in love, raising a family, retiring. Developing and building your own little empire, creating your own family, all to leave it behind.

Somewhere within that, is the most beautiful element of humanity. The rise and the fall of life. The proliferation of the genome. The inevitability of returning to the source. The cycle continues.

I could harp for hours about this. Just some saturday thoughts for everyone. Have a good day y’all. A lot of love for you people.