@ca5977db for the last time, I wasn’t *shouting* I was being *empathetic*.

And we shouldn’t stock pre-ground. 

 @c8565328 maybe if there was an engagement number (generated randomly, but always high) they would just sit in a dark corner and post to themselves like the rest of us. Like an unplugged controller for the kid. 

 @03286cd9 @f23362a3 
Wait, I’m confused. I wasn’t prompted to sign into google/Facebook, privacy badger didn’t start having a seizure, and my RAM usage didn’t spike. Are you sure it’s working? 

 @f7d0478e Microsoft has always been ahead of the game with security. First to give us email viruses, first to give us self replicating sql viruses, and now the first AI virus. Innovation! 

 @425a31b8 He is also not in a cubicle farm, not working on legacy business applications, and not using a poorly documented “framework”