One bank to rule them all, one bank to find them, one bank to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Basel where the shadows lie.

Damn, that’s a great book! https://image.nostr.build/a1158a96c87cb9312438330b41dff091c8bd4f8a716ee4315718c3dadf705c4f.jpg


GN! https://image.nostr.build/3bf558f6ff6227fd54843c11f939debcfe957d0e9b232d13a0e7e023959097e0.gif


This goes out to all of today's Notes on Nostr:
https://image.nostr.build/f40341b24ed20c2f9f4cdb31611fc8be87ae84db291eefb439f50c45436a02ed.gif


https://image.nostr.build/840cc15c8a139864d489c211f33d0e2c997be78917113c9271b902bd5ac21c10.gif
nostr:note1zyt46wm82dphtpvun5r236xqwa3kp9d8nynqsrc4934mzy7ltxaql4tfwt


Get a few sats before it's too late! https://image.nostr.build/36f21b1e3ab82be6ee448ce524baa61d702cdfd1041b8a30c6e4ae098b56dd57.gif


#Telegram #Banned in #Amsterdam: Cybercrime Concerns Trigger Action
https://securityonline.info/telegram-banned-in-amsterdam-cybercrime-concerns-trigger-action/


How to pass airport security with your mask nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg ? 😂


Client? On nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 very easy (>Settings>Data Export>Save to File)


peter schiff wants to debate me on Bitcoin vs Gold. thought he’d never ask.

we were born for these moments, nostr.

holding nothing back. taking no prisoners. let’s fucking go.


Spoiler: #Bitcoin wins at the end. https://image.nostr.build/3741a56d1c08fb624fb8b606e54c6a8186d88b5c0c643a8a39811e723d0425dd.jpg


Who are your favourite meme dealers on Nostr?

I want to curate a list. You will benefit from it too <3

I’ll go first: nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5


GN! https://image.nostr.build/f8dd892dfa258f0af832ef34b1677d99645782a6f23095bba07e631cadf0a004.gif


Stop the internet! https://v.nostr.build/rPtx5Eo7vaXwItTp.mp4


Big if true

https://i.nostr.build/6wQ19uR8O35l2EcR.jpg


Paying 8.8 Bitcoin for a 🍣 sushi dinner in 🌉 San Francisco in 2013 👀 https://video.nostr.build/0669a16b1cea52a397627b02138d4d14f29508bf14dadd0ef3e34e3769e2c640.mp4


Problems can never be solved with the mindset that created them.


choose ₿ life
https://video.nostr.build/7e34f8a73a2692fb575703b2d1d51161c68c4e06713c2aa30dfc8fd576ebf730.mp4


#bitcoin fixes monsters

https://bitcoinscoresby.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Bitcoin-War-of-the-Gargantuas.png


The National Crime Agency is making some pretty bold claims on cryptocurrency and end-to-end encryption, but provides no data to back up its claims. I filed a freedom of information request to find out how it came up with its conclusions.

Make FOIA your self care routine 🤝 https://image.nostr.build/ca035847523e43058be6f98059ca968ac77fc24efa0af6541497c7f0811e0247.jpg


Launch them one by one! 😂😎


Ridiculous 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/0baa0eb08d810164daa0114ba166bbb146235ed4ca0be187da019a7bc2979df0.jpg
#meme #memes


Phishing is getting worse, since KYC rules and IT security protocols have failed so colossally. Be extremely suspicious of emails with “login attempts” that take you to a spoofed Google sign-in page or equivalent. Always inspect every URL before visiting any website and don’t click on anything in an email that you didn’t request yourself. Use multifactor authentication everywhere.

Stay safe out there, frens.

GN 🌙 PV 🤙


Learn the word “Reinheitsgebot” 😂


Tomorrow maybe!


I thought we had already ticked this point off! 😂


#Bitcoin is for everyone!https://image.nostr.build/aee67a944a43e469aec41b6be0d08d565b9a647819dfc7cb75cdbe1bae075ccd.gif
nostr:note1jlaw073j5fy8qa9es0pqn66keumpy3e3er3j4eqslvejx5err3qqvvz655


Fokus auf morgen! 💪


Thought of something today…

People like to compare Bluesky and Nostr because they are built around a similar idea. But it’s claimed Bluesky has more users, a few million apparently. But Nostr supposedly only has 100k or so active users.

Yet today I went searching for real world events and groups around each. What did I find?

Couldn’t find a single event about Bluesky.

Yet the first search found numerous conferences, meetups, and other gatherings for #Nostr

I think this is actually a decent litmus for telling the difference between an app with some users, and a movement. One is cheap, the other lasts.

#Nostr is a movement. We aren’t going anywhere. 🫡


Never underestimate the ability of the plebs to absorb available #Bitcoin supply on the market. A few million small stacks can have a huge impact.


BlueWallet v7.0.0: BIP-47 Payment Codes Available to Everyone

The latest BlueWallet release adds a toggle to disable privacy blur, lock screen widgets for iOS, and makes BIP-47 payment codes available to everyone (you have to enable it in wallet settings).

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/bluewallet-v7-0-0/


You said „unpopular“…
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2349144/


Dirty Trip: Mississippi Grind


Same situation here! 🌧


I’ve read it again and found no errors. 😂🍷


I blame the red wine.


This is my original version with the TikTok-ish audio outro… https://video.nostr.build/930f16fdf087963d44a10048b184977b63da845ea97d4e36d20fc05dffd0ccf8.mp4


Don’t know anymore… Feel free to copy & modify! There’re some clips in my profile with different audio…


AUDIO ON 🔊

https://v.nostr.build/oMYG5.mp4


It’s stolen and modified. 😂


There is no Second Best
2021 BTC at 64K , ETH 5000, Sol 250

2024 BTC at 61K, ETH 2700, Sol 150


Spend and replace. https://image.nostr.build/b16c038abf44e7248437eaf298a605439cb75b670a5507df024cc4437bede5e1.gif


Spoiler: #Bitcoin wins at the end. https://image.nostr.build/3741a56d1c08fb624fb8b606e54c6a8186d88b5c0c643a8a39811e723d0425dd.jpg


Friendly reminder: #Bitcoin is ludicrous. https://image.nostr.build/dc6a3ab291001218f657f6ef53765604e5eeef30ba08d2905a642cd980a89695.gif


Best place for a run!


There is a word in #Scotland for Donald #Trump...

#Cockwomble

https://m.primal.net/KDCo.png


https://cdn.satellite.earth/c8eae0e69b4670c1714f42cd5918133c8087bf7c2ce33bf2a61bf6588a99900f.jpg
#meme #memes


https://cdn.satellite.earth/221b3a26a9ffe6f34e5a6f323a8e7f020807dc9d02dc5714788060455d92baa5.jpg
#meme #memes


Can confirm for 🇩🇪and🇨🇭


We're celebrating 7 years of developing BTCPay Server together with you! It's been a wild ride, all started by  nostr:npub1zfytz6ktce3av2svlfpl0e79e44tnskxmvlpkcmc7q0xct3qa49swvm60l's tweet.

Thank you to everyone who has joined us in our mission of obsoleting BitPay and creating FOSS tech that enables anyone to accept #Bitcoin.

https://video.nostr.build/8d17114b705596684ac1304a3ab391a82d46daabaae77a373c0d81bf252e20ae.mp4

This year has been filled with incredible moments; one of the most significant being the release of the "MY TRUST IN YOU IS BROKEN" documentary.

Thanks to  nostr:npub1rj7eh0eu3skwcyr5adpcjwxft9z4yjdspjryq6gynqw2j49f9a3quqjpw2, anyone interested in the history of BTCPay Server can now just watch https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z78ZbPcsc3g.

We're very excited for what's to come in the next year. Want a sneak peek? Join us at #BTCPayDay during  nostr:npub1yul83qxn35u607er3m7039t6rddj06qezfagfqlfw4qk5z5slrfqu8ncdu #BH2024 on August 26th to learn more.

Register on: http://day.btcpayserver.org

Kudos to our current active contributors, follow them!
 nostr:npub1zfytz6ktce3av2svlfpl0e79e44tnskxmvlpkcmc7q0xct3qa49swvm60l
 nostr:npub1y24gz5gwucl79vtv4ctwpysl0r5m4xyzu2rgulnr44ks3t5mt92q4nz2ad
 nostr:npub1rj7eh0eu3skwcyr5adpcjwxft9z4yjdspjryq6gynqw2j49f9a3quqjpw2
@dstrukt__
 nostr:npub1qm72nur0wn8cdgt0unp0amzssuqxg03tzpd4r87e856nxtz344fs6g74md
 nostr:npub1za04drthlvxtwsq0phwc4mgh8rxhjafjkv2w7pf6ze5afka8gvaquadur3
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 nostr:npub14j7wc366rf8efqvnnm8m68pazy04kkj8fgu6uqumh3eqlhfst0kqrngtpf
@TChileta

Join us:
http://github.com/btcpayserver
http://chat.btcpayserver.org
http://t.me/btcpayserver

Finally, a heartfelt thank you to our https://foundation.btcpayserver.org supporters. This journey is so much better with your involvement and backing.

 nostr:npub1spralxq6jlw5rdy0249vqr5sh43rfrlx2wzv3rhjjqedw559w9psrs8s72
 nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f
@BaillieGifford
@Tether_to
 nostr:npub17xvf49kht23cddxgw92rvfktkd3vqvjgkgsdexh9847wl0927tqsrhc9as
@LunaNode
 nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq
 nostr:npub1l49ccxu5kvpccapwq269yjnc9jj5tteunfgkhl774hn2v0sdzq0sqa62g8
 nostr:npub1m8t2cxsgchnt49szctlduaj2yjs8paypvltmrdesprtgdra5m8aqatqgp7

https://m.primal.net/KCTR.png


#coffeechain 😃✌
https://i.nostr.build/FCDRTUvB2SL9EeS3.jpg


Start from scratch


Slowly bored by this graphic 👀


#Bitcoin and #Nostr struggling. https://image.nostr.build/a2aebbb012cb0da90fe98107e84e3b30ae635311477d98d130b31676a138f4bc.gif
nostr:note1yzwprc7uzqdxxcknj8defpqthx0ax04y835eh9z5v9y2amslnpwq702akh


Overheard on X that nostr is struggling and I'm here to fix it


Twitter is no longer in Brazil. Long live nostr https://image.nostr.build/cdd523fee98a30549b751c1ce2f3855daac1d6863c30b28b12c508cde42ea74d.jpg


Nostr is not struggling. https://image.nostr.build/c8b391c6ffb0c193079693ae5fd6f60f508fa8242f0eb5d90d291d31e1e846f6.gif


DM me if you still have an invitation left - thank you! 💥


Quote Reply is key to success (and discussion) 😂
nostr:note1sgq8urpf5vh3kzw7ajtcfxnpl0luqxmajpm8zmy67xjne2da2vjqml2sxw


Now it’s there! 💪


I did get 21 but three hours ago…
https://image.nostr.build/57cd06975b1663325089cc6e72072b1e6f7246e58908047d72cd0ac694c4a073.jpg


That would be nice! 🙏💥


https://cdn.satellite.earth/52ebe373a0e7acd596428be9a90fa379820772ec7446f9c0fca01ea36c8bad74.jpg
#meme #memes


Welcome! https://image.nostr.build/107abd064e708f643b26cef27820a8750610d53421ecf7a5b3cacc5982de873d.gif


Ihr seid anscheinend zu vulgär! 😂
https://image.nostr.build/b506be717e9d210b5fc2fda73b723a3e47b32fd2c1f0e0f300c2fe71ba7cba88.jpg


They do project 100k. 😂


Strong!💪 What did you compete in?


Knew it, Taylor Swift is to blame!


nostr:npub1cn4t4cd78nm900qc2hhqte5aa8c9njm6qkfzw95tszufwcwtcnsq7g3vle : “…clip this, send it to your family, this will be understandable…” 🫡
#Bitcoin #TaylorSwift https://v.nostr.build/SIOMdpu4apqsVu1t.mp4


If you lose, it's the others' fault. If you win, it's their fault too.


Grape


Correction: second best place
nostr:note1cjdgcqq3xl6hrtah9r8z2hnx37tkk0938tw40ssnm3xgy5ypla5q5er4jq


Governments selling #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8150c6783db09a1b9a5d801bbcdb52b22df350aad8ccd159bd7de2be6c5aa4e1.gif


Saylor says there is no such thing.


This is a banger! 💥


#boobstr


Bitcoin is dead, Nostr too. https://image.nostr.build/f5cd83d1a8b4778d2b27a2a05230bf4b40641c569dbffad9b7c40af46fc9ce26.gif


Just play with it. 🤙


There’s a zap, the amount doesn’t matter imo. Plebs appreciate 1 sat, 8, 21 or 1000. The zap is what counts.


Live footage of apple treating devs as serfs, banning zaps

https://video.nostr.build/0cf23710469ffc3c3fb1ece67c05253d3995777d71df01b93af8c3a439198c87.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/4f1c06432dcd56eb48d13a8f6058b9ce25a0349594616e8cfe803f8fc339c1d0.gif
nostr:note1hcs4h9y2sdnhzvyg88jj82k2hjgsq0gu5veeu0m8xkdg2dr6q0uq8u3aes


1. Open Nostr client on your phone
2. Lift phone to you ear
3. Listen
https://image.nostr.build/03b343f76b30faa6ba9542c7947a31bbdb5eff03c786eed35a42019e27bcacff.gif


👍 Happy #July4th 🇺🇸 1st 100 people who follows and repost gets the #zap ⚡ #NOSTR 🍻
https://image.nostr.build/483e2abba04dd3ff6d3a8530419e4d6f178f78194f39d1a4d654286cb5a84de4.gif


Sketch vs final ✏ https://nogood.studio/nostr/NoGood_PCB_001.gif https://nogood.studio/nostr/Motherboard_700px_Orange.gif


Honestly I don’t know.
https://image.nostr.build/55c01b6ff4bb7934a2a86aab48dcdfb6d9a07119f0052f61d86861118801f1d6.jpg


#jobstr


Want to help bring Bitcoin to over 100M people? We're hiring a Senior Front-End Developer to join the #ProtonWallet team.

Details here: https://job-boards.eu.greenhouse.io/proton/jobs/4378255101


Brilliant 🤣😂🤣😂 https://video.nostr.build/1b1d9f77b79fe00eb52972baa42edf5e0c62a47a4d6c4ee78a2992325a9a712a.mp4


Heads up to all the macOS users out there:

**The BANSHEE malware is a macOS-based infostealer that targets system information, browser data, and cryptocurrency wallets.**

https://www.elastic.co/security-labs/beyond-the-wail

**System info collection**

Safari cookies
Notes database
Files with the following extensions:
.txt, .docx, .rtf, .doc, .wallet, .keys, or .key from the Desktop and Documents folders.

**Browser collection**

BANSHEE collects data from 9 different browsers currently, including browser history, cookies, logins, etc:

Chrome
Firefox
Brave
Edge
Vivaldi
Yandex
Opera
OperaGX

**Wallet collection**

Exodus
Electrum
Coinomi
Guarda
Wasabi Wallet
Atomic
Ledger


Privacy issues a topic too, relays over vpn etc. Newcomers should get a better understanding of implications, entering lnurl for zaps etc


Maybe giving voice to devs / overview on development. Have to admit I lost track of all nips.


Nostr


If you need a distraction today, there is a site called http://telehack.com - if you type in starwars in a terminal you can watch the entire Starwars movie in cli format. It's prtty impressive that someone took the time to make ascii art like this.


GM! https://image.nostr.build/c230a80a5cd49f5fb4fd778a292baad39e8ccadb2b480fe15a8fa44073c24ae7.gif


How dare you do a quote-reply!


This is big! Tap to pay #Bitcoin via NFC is coming to iOS. Apple is warming up.

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2024/08/developers-can-soon-offer-in-app-nfc-transactions-using-the-secure-element/


New Banshee Stealer Targets 100+ Browser Extensions on #Apple #macOS Systems

https://thehackernews.com/2024/08/new-banshee-stealer-targets-100-browser.html


Insomnia by Faithless nails it!


Hi Five!


Nostr. Shitpost freely


 nostr:npub1ey6qdmvzcgcsr883m9nspzz0mm037l26xtardzcskfsvc6gc7jssm9szvp explains why Lightning is the common language for the bitcoin economy.

https://m.primal.net/KAma.mp4


Your hand is your Golf Ball Hodler.


Actually, my name is Phil.


🍻! https://image.nostr.build/beb8470512a927ad4a04650021fb2f818025c6506eecb5e8b3143a18106861c6.jpg


Just continue!


You could try & find the little watermarks I put in my memes, take them out & claim it’s yours. But thanks!🙏


Ok its a play with Star Wars and the Bird did it which sounds similar


Der Star wars.


The lower the price, the greater our appetite. https://image.nostr.build/14bde259cc1eb4945f17cf353e1e9857050ff0e8c4bbf53e692ba6b65032435c.gif


Governments selling #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8150c6783db09a1b9a5d801bbcdb52b22df350aad8ccd159bd7de2be6c5aa4e1.gif


Welcher Vogel hat Darth Vader auf den Helm geschissen?


I have no idea.


Nostr is the best place to split Bitcoin into small Satoshis. https://image.nostr.build/f9dd1e4a38391b5f36c3b5744084ddaad0c1d28d23a7383cd3feb8fbe8bb1054.gif


Petition to change “followers” to “friends”


https://i.nostr.build/yql6K.jpg nostr:note13t030y7ldr4f7qw55aem252tpkvs7xj2lxkyyn3jkkky4qaurkzs6cy983


👀
https://v.nostr.build/SpI2qZwwHoViY7Sx.mp4


yes, when designing the strike logo we made sure we flipped off the legacy system at exactly a 69 degree angle

nostr:note1wwpcgyjq2cgc7yzv40w2vv2dfwmc5uzayuffvlucpr03yt8ffc0q02ak8x
https://m.primal.net/KAbF.png


Sometimes, it’s just a cat. https://image.nostr.build/9c9844af9ae7953ea6a1d1682f67a5ea891e195680a73e7b47008f92ab3be61a.gif


Happy birthday, fake U.S. dollar 🥳 https://image.nostr.build/977f409f3dd6938c8369b37952e195a9e763f2d6278dff9430b7323ff5834b41.jpg


I guess there’ll be a new version of chips and phones with a “crypto engine” to buy first


#bitaxe #bitaxegobrrr https://image.nostr.build/3f7fd52c413d2b9a60e5eeb9b1899572568d402f61a999b2593c82b514c00654.jpg


You can't fight #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/8150c6783db09a1b9a5d801bbcdb52b22df350aad8ccd159bd7de2be6c5aa4e1.gif


May I quote reply to this conversation before the topic gets lost somewhere down there? 👇
nostr:note12hvlt6egph8gualtpta6y7yku2p3perdpx5csyfsfvpf4nscmy2q5m4j30


⚡JUST IN: River releases new video explaining why the US should hold #Bitcoin💰 as a strategic reserve asset 👀

"If the US could obtain 5% of all the bitcoin supply, this could help pay off a significant portion of the national debt" 🇺🇸
https://video.nostr.build/eefdd7a5b53a2d36028b0e4ee0e2d3811570b032430a86db6351a9db77fafa92.mp4


I assume it’s been designed by LVMH


🫵 just keep going, I like it, too!


Gonna quote repost this. It feels important.
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I know it’s a copy of a copy.


We’re still here.
nostr:note1n2zxqv0ymvfjuhnjn0y7x09xr278khrc72hn77z9phm070wtk06sc2p5rh


Good morning

Exploring something.

Why do you think the UK specifically needs #Bitcoin?


They are driving on the wrong side, they could at least use the right money!


113,000,000 USD to work as CEO for a coffee chain? #coffeestr but def not at #starbucks 🤡


Stolen from the Fediverse.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/0463223adf38df9a22a7fb07999a638fdd42d8437573e0bf19c43e013b14d673/5c29e8bafa9ce4fcc3666dd57366c624fb50e56968cb057d972e61630c463213.webp


Good morning!

On this day, August 15, 1971, President Richard Nixon abolished the gold standard. This decision marked the end of the dollar's convertibility into gold, shifting the international financial system to the use of fiat money, backed by trust in government rather than gold reserves.

https://m.primal.net/KAGI.png


I need this #coffeechain https://v.nostr.build/W8xpFtiSPGFgZ0LT.mp4


Same to you! 😎


Witness inflation slowing down. https://image.nostr.build/dc1da4ec8abc85d1ca7d4f2286c1ba4ea2676ae6963c5334a767fd8504e56860.gif
nostr:note1h2kzr6deqn7h5zp2g4rhy2ca9wn5y6chh894txjuky9dlj27e4wqfx5s0z


That has always been the case!


Is it? 🤔 https://nostpic.com/media/04c960497af618ae18f5147b3e5c309ef3d8a6251768a1c0820e02c93768cc3b/899903291cb92e028455ebfcb25355139459d23e0799e647b2eb1db1e7bfb12d.webp

#AskingForaFriend


https://image.nostr.build/8c3ac650e9319ff8bf2d3b8956e9639762f7f20ee10bd1f5a88b2cdbe2581230.jpg
nostr:note1u00nvp2zq6wtkt4xvd25dggxqkhz968qvpsy0kmzpfjxde5nf6cqzh3yqd


Gm. I feel like zapping some notes. Drop your best shitpost in the comments.


Grüezi! #UBS🇨🇭 with 87 cents operating costs for every USD in profit.
https://image.nostr.build/8d86c11450369a5617e6ad55cc6c07c26c9fda24f3c1cd9a1c9a7886c1b696ff.jpg


Grüezi! #SNB🇨🇭 shares in #MSTR increased by ~60%.
https://image.nostr.build/088e7e4267ef85cc603613221bf32ef63c300718949a92db0242d9f3fd133c74.jpg


Oh My God! - Sale #burningman https://tickets.burningman.org/


Apologies for me speed-reading


Ah no, the whole thread, no


Nostur


⚡500 sats for reposts
⚡1000 sats for #PROOFOFWORK

GM #Nostr!

How did you challenge yourself today? #asknostr

https://m.primal.net/JyGt.jpg


Fiat Food! https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/14/business/mars-buys-kellanova/index.html


Economy is booming (…) 👀 https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/rheinmetall-buy-military-vehicle-parts-maker-loc-performance-950-mln-deal-2024-08-13/


Yeah but I’ll have to stop here due to other priorities, there can be lots of versions, anybody can edit etc

Cheers!🍻


Feel free to edit, copy and pass on wherever you like. https://video.nostr.build/0ed442f9034ae993ef7dbe60e4117498022a2615bcad6f39ecda8e991ebe51d3.mp4


zero


Announcing $1.3m pre-seed investment from  nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and
Asymmetric VC in SimpleX Chat 🚀

https://simplex.chat/blog/20240814-simplex-chat-vision-funding-v6-private-routing-new-user-experience.html

Also SimpleX Chat v6.0 stable is now released with the new user experience and private message routing – details in the post.


You get Satoshis on IG as well?


Check your lightning address, can’t send sats


Then good decisions Sept - Dec


#jobstr


Delete FB, it’s against our community standard. 😂


⚡⚡500 SATS for REPOSTS

Bitcoin and Nostr embody TRUTH in its purest form.

Revisit the pivotal moments in human history that have led to our current state. The invention of language and the printing press enabled the widespread dissemination of information, unlocking massive human flourishing. The advent of the internet took this to the next level, freeing information from geographical constraints and facilitating global connectivity.

However, our current system is inherently flawed. It relies on humans trusting one another, often from a distance, without any guarantees of authenticity. Humans are notorious for their self-interest and propensity to deceive others when it serves them. This fundamental weakness has led to the proliferation of misinformation, manipulation, and control.

The game-changer lies in the emergence of uncorruptable value transfer protocols, such as Bitcoin. These systems allow us to transcend the need for human trust, instead relying on cryptographic proof and decentralized verification. For the first time, we can follow the value to determine TRUTH, unencumbered by intermediaries, biases, or agendas.

Nostr, as a social protocol, takes this concept further. By incentivizing the creation and dissemination of high-value information, it fosters an ecosystem where truth is rewarded and falsehoods are penalized. This paradigm shift has far-reaching implications, as it enables individuals to make informed decisions, free from the influence of manipulated narratives.

Imagine a world where information is no longer controlled by centralized authorities, and individuals are empowered to seek truth without interference. The potential for human flourishing is boundless. We're on the cusp of a revolution that will redefine the fabric of our society, and it's exhilarating to be part of it.

So pumped to be here with you all ❤❤

#GM #Nostr #asknostr https://image.nostr.build/6e7cd418a872733058229a7211d7e26de6bd006222018bbd3d8f6a455fa7709b.jpg


Today is the oldest you’ve ever been in your life and the youngest you’ll ever be again.


People have asked me to change the TikTok sound, shall I extract and use this sound file for the outro? Maybe not… 😂https://video.nostr.build/29246e76d8194f60b83092317f156a1ae696ca4c23eba799934f009016c31ef7.mp4


any drama in the nostr community ends with this note. we are all frens now. that is all.


2024 Olympics in under 20 seconds 😂


🤔 https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1823471459156811777/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/IW00J-NeoW2Dp_wO.mp4


👌will check tomorrow


Thank you! I thought they’re good as separate shorts, but will think of it… Same with the TikTok sound, we should leave this behind… Maybe a cash register sound file 😂


Truck is stuck in traffic.


We do own it!


While I was testing, I made a new a account and found an interesting meme ...lol

https://nostpic.com/media/04c960497af618ae18f5147b3e5c309ef3d8a6251768a1c0820e02c93768cc3b/f4a9c6e4a225e90d7ce9b58de1ff016d9f3784a55625922e45c8b1ff3c7e5c66.webp

#SilkySillyMe


Sound on!!  This is great!!
https://video.nostr.build/2b9e43c0f5bca777edb80002ca60a48b5265dc2a6bf2614ed237e26218c71393.mp4


I’m a boomer with fat fingers, lost a lot of sweat putting this clip together, what do you expect? 😂 Maybe some sound wizards step in and continue the work…


https://video.nostr.build/99a015a8efb460a8d49bc2ddb17d1bf113d53f1ef142092e8ba2a943343002f9.mp4
nostr:note1wmegmqqglkmqshpq0kfr0gu8cp4z77rrzhu8tdl5gh9wg7lcgljq8apgc4


#garlicstr https://cdn.nostr.build/i/b425ed6d75697c2ad6400b6d95d29a589a67d6dbae4389110af886fe4bd41e7e.jpg


Sound on
https://video.nostr.build/98d25c64a509f28b692860d627f483c85ba4ffca10ae1750e5637252e68b5c23.mp4


I’m not on X. What would I miss?
nostr:note1kaau9e22n678k0kraecudatcl28qtz7nuaa7q86446s5ud9z86vqhjazlw


On August 9th, 2024, the 2nd Bitcoin event took place on the occasion of the Rostock Hanse Sail.
The event took place on the traditional ship "Dresden", which is moored in the Unterwarnow in the IGA Park. The event was well attended with around 100 participants and was a complete success. The 3rd Bitcoin event on the occasion of the Hanse Sail will take place on August 9th, 2025.

Here are some wonderful impressions ☺💜

#Bitcoin #Hanse-Sail
#bitcoinmeetshansesail
#Einundzwanzig nostr:npub1qv02xpsc3lhxxx5x7xswf88w3u7kykft9ea7t78tz7ywxf7mxs9qrxujnc https://video.nostr.build/324d51ed767f2397b85ebf926f9098b7355d41a60ca59bd47498e4361f671e26.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/13113dfa42209bda3b2b475b1bf792130d6c6f08637e7fe045716c4ca0940561.jpg https://image.nostr.build/44e92a0be5b554127a2eb7c1e1a2913a7a78e9da8cff4efdcd0a15b4b3a00d1e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a652ab7ce0da4303bfc4e52c353e5fb54339e3979164950e4987b0c3fc521ad0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/52a74efd7e348e9facc1665eebf096b2ddccd7d4aab190fabe3309d9aa7e561b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7770cc62815b965d47f13559fc7332bb9de7e176d9400c4e3e518b1f0d801e67.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0edfcd27d0a95a594a8e39e7fb23ecd662d5b86ff8dc341564e56e444c9c119d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9ac30d367debfdf70a6cee0ace42ebb6d0f39a90a11756ac2e5e5cdbae708e50.jpg https://image.nostr.build/c01d903b1552ac549223b01897eea3bd0832740993298e790fb5cdeaa58950d9.jpg


Inseine!


https://cdn.satellite.earth/229da178cffd09452132c14c46236ec5fc448aba2ba3293e13f386aa0ef9a44c.jpg
#meme #memes


A world without humans
https://m.primal.net/Jthv.mp4


https://www.thejuicemedia.com/honest-government-ad-ass-access-anti-encryption-law/
nostr:note1yhfzgeydhlnrgwnx9u4lafpx23x64nv33q4x9ua52yyd706kr9wqd2kn7h


https://video.nostr.build/a4ad6695a678d416a7b52104b4f979f0842b7eb2a869620c616ac0930886c8eb.mp4
nostr:note15la7lnrqnez4yq2erghtsmfr0zydsqmefw9847khtvnvgmnqnl9scxmuyk


lol at this comment 🤣

Here is Off Grid Steve in case you missed it.

Promise you, YOU WILL LOVE IT.

If you don’t, I’ll zap you 696 sats, no KYC required.

He Sold EVERYTHING To Go OFF-GRID
https://youtu.be/V_PNiqIOjVA
https://m.primal.net/JxMM.jpg


How about a new license plate number?
https://image.nostr.build/97f987924f7680adfabf3bf9852cb03c40193830f7143e6e0b7ce3dae2840839.jpg


Black Pearl 😂


Correct!


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 A bullfighter in red holding a black cloth


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 12, 2024. Block height of 856,453

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/a2e64819a1e512c74f96acb0fd363f9b360e099f3cbf95ddaba4fbb88af4b130.jpg


It's not that vacations are getting pricier; it's that fiat currency keeps devaluing. 📉💸

In 2014, $1,000 equaled 2 BTC. By 2024, the same vacation costs 0.02 BTC. While dollar prices rose 20% (same vacation today is 1,200$), Bitcoin’s value soared, costing vastly fewer BTC.

#bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/Jwxv.png


11:11
https://video.nostr.build/a4ad6695a678d416a7b52104b4f979f0842b7eb2a869620c616ac0930886c8eb.mp4
nostr:note14mq5gls9l3x5pyvetrwtx9y783rnavl59srrw0cwh0e38hp3c6aqkyd8wy


Beautiful Region! 😎
https://image.nostr.build/afd408ea707e1a00aaa1f46b4f7656f4f82aa4f5e378f7142850436841b07762.jpg


Hi nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe just noticed that in some cases when a note with a video is quoted with another video, and when this is started, both start playing. Same issue when you hit that note for separate view, the other video continues playing in the background (current public iOS version). Cheers!🍻
https://video.nostr.build/c26f558a6b9d929b77abfc7c15f20a2d3da1aeff29489d6925e8773250253010.mp4


Spooky


https://video.nostr.build/29246e76d8194f60b83092317f156a1ae696ca4c23eba799934f009016c31ef7.mp4
nostr:note14g0jkm4d07k9n9fddw0vf5q7yhpyqaka5vwts7czuusnhz05n8esm5dg33


I’m in doubt, too!


Please note: we do NOT control the domain simplexchat.org

It might be a phishing site to collect the data (it has an exact copy of our website https://simplex.chat).

We submitted the complaint to the domain registrar (GNAME).

Do NOT download anything from simplexchat.org, obviously.


I couldn't resist! https://video.nostr.build/d75d4e60f3baa60608424d6d9701a412500d6caad8c147d095c53a36b943610d.mp4


Missed this important detail! 😂🫂


Absolutely!


Maybe you’ve been speeding too much! 😂


Yes was popular in the early days, ie $boost10 and zaps to the initial note were split among the first ten who replied with $boost as far as I remember…


(some might understand a „boost“ as the standard „repost“ 🔁)


Ok there’s a „repost“ (🔁) and there was a mechanism $boost („$“ + „boost“) that split up all zaps to a posts among the replying npubs…

Dunno if it still works…

$boost


Take a guess!
https://image.nostr.build/bafd82703d7cd9a67dad172ee39fabe58270bad42076cc2faaf8a842e7746bd2.jpg


what does it mean to 'boost' a post, and how does one activate boosting? #asknostr


#PAYTOPLAY
⚡100 sats for every repost from npubs > 25 followers (24 hr)
⚡50,000 sats for the best theoretical solution
⚡500,000 sats for a working implementation (bonus if python)

***

I’m exploring ways to commemorate bitcoin blocks.

We’ve all seen the beautiful mempool.space block visualizations, whereby transaction vB determines size of square, and fee determines color

I need a script which determines the position and size of circular markings, representing the transactions within a block:
	- input bitcoin block number,  spacing in mm
	- retrieves block information
	- determines possible layout of transactions/markings
		- Block will be a 6 sided cube, with 5 sides available to show markings
		- markings will be made with an angled bit such that deeper bit plunges result in wider, circular markings for each transaction
	- efficiently determine a possible layout of markings for each of the 5 sides, such that dead space is minimized.
	- ideally, free form scattering of markings as shown in picture, rather than obvious matrix arrangement
	- script output: coordinates and size of each marking, for each of 5 available sides, such that all transactions are appropriately represented.
 - Output includes SVG  representation of markings for each of 5 sides

#asknostr / #nostr / #artstr

https://m.primal.net/JvrZ.png
https://m.primal.net/Jvra.png


Hot take. 🌶

Everyone uses Facebook Marketplace to find used stuff but the absolute best deals are still on Craigslist.

Also, Nostr needs a bazaar.


Uh Midnight Oil is there, too!


Yes


Ok I just can come up with Pink Floyd, INXS, Dire Straits and Anne Clark and some others…


1 sat for everyone who reposts this and replies. 🤣


Just for you!


Hodling 😎


I still have !


Vinyl? 👀


https://video.nostr.build/d373aec85cdefce8545f08b979fcff7e40933cf1d8d7a39374566c42c49ecd79.mp4
nostr:note1adt42ylkx0603j5y5kzf5eqczet6ulv63f3p8vvwcmgt732l7m8sdlmpyq


I made a Nostr explainer video for the noobs…and yes Nostr is more than a social network. Have a great Saturday!

https://youtu.be/X-uRVoMkof8


Slow Horses


https://image.nostr.build/1ea87b15889f3f7f109d2b5fa108f22afc6129ba753265256139912e8d0575f8.gif
nostr:note136emvcvvjj90k6rc26s4jjrxdsgtpu6d6xxhuqhhs0nfz6rzcdtq4e5876


Rugpulls of Nostr. https://image.nostr.build/9c9844af9ae7953ea6a1d1682f67a5ea891e195680a73e7b47008f92ab3be61a.gif


https://image.nostr.build/824ebe203d3aeb2ea094420edc21f76bc3afb9da60aa7b37a74d7b4ded6bc4bc.gif
nostr:note1pt7puz6kkr4p5t7cffc7e7vykj06d0nmwfrl5zl88nw0sec3va4sz3u4sp


If bitcoin needs one politician in office vs another one in order to work then it deserves to die.


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two Bavarian garden gnomes after a heavy rainfall


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 10, 2024. Block height of 856,149

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/d701716eee46ef7dd5a19f6165047a744e9ee5c347d45fd5a8a7b3325e8586a6.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/7GjGD.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes


Keep nostr weird

https://video.nostr.build/10e70e89ad85ede28b02b7ec8d409530d63e8585e4b2e8465f6a836510c2c620.mp4


GM! https://image.nostr.build/685bbd7375ed8f8ce6cf9bffd19132efcd6af17dc3c8b5278a9b928ec44ab277.jpg


GM https://image.nostr.build/6f64f11e4552181f7a4e2bd68c9ac318caa09df935d1dd308e5a2dc11525f457.jpg


The world finally waking up to #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/39db9be452dd024d104cfae649332de22501d7f0e2cf41a18f57ea09d62e9ce4.jpg


„Scam in the Carribean - Evidence shows that International Bank UBS Bahamas took clients‘ money and made fictitious stock trades to U.S. markets.“https://insideparadeplatz.ch/2024/08/10/scam-in-the-carribean/


Ministries of Truth block another service. https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/9/24217008/signal-blocked-venezuela-russia


"If you hate someone, tell them to sell their Bitcoin". 😂🔥
nostr:note1dddarp22rvfjrwwfgqgwzqnau482a4fehjqc062ena8q2rj5xjkqwvc05q


Who do you choose👉
other than yourself👤
for⚡1,000 Satoshis❓

Tag 'em🏷


Storage for rent, then invest in Sats


Oops https://image.nostr.build/d392759388246c7ecde67a4b0d547292841f0d8bb760af7f7e268fdbe3b2727b.gif


https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinformation/elon-musk-misleading-election-claims-x-views-report-rcna165599
nostr:note1fnaps9uregn2gff3mnk0k608z5u0uwue8pqmmkn0k4kds80ja9wqx0l9sz


„Elon Musk claims he is a “free speech absolutist”, but he is suing CCDH to try and silence our work exposing hate and disinformation on Twitter/X“https://counterhate.com/research/twitter-x-continues-to-host-posts-reported-for-extreme-hate-speech/


Ah ok


https://cdn.satellite.earth/63f860e24f4760b84f6511ee7da3116ad361815589bdaab2fa91bc82c124a850.jpg
#meme #memes


He’s missing chopsticks!🥢


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a Manta Ray


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 9, 2024. Block height of 856,018

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/5214442cc8ede25515e78734c0632d37c39da9b191445c711537ae55f7a3bd23.jpg


https://cdn.satellite.earth/dc8f686f5725feb86a29e444cda499294c0e201fa86a4c588433343f37c1a7d7.jpg
#meme #memes


we all need a good boost from time to time.

Ive got some.more sats for the next 10 minutes if anyone else is hungry.


🤟THE FIRST TEN npubs to repost this note will receive 1000 sat zaps 🥰 🙏

 What are the privacy implications of spending btc via ecash like Cashu?

Im early in my exploration but have extensive experience as a routing node operator.

Id imagine that in this scenario you are only as strong as your weakest link, which in this case is lightning. For example, spending of ecash across mints requires liquidity on lightning, and is only as private as we can assume lightning, limited by publicly created channel liquidity and potential man in the middle attacks whereby a well connected routing node may also function to surveil the network flows.

Can I assume the closest we get to perfect privacy with Cashu is when spending WITHIN the mint, where our anonymity set is infinite among other network users, and equal to the pool of participants using the mint, when viewed from the mint operator's perspective?

If these discussions are occurring or have occurred elsewhere Id appreciate any info.

#asknostr
nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg
❤


Who?


That’s the way! 🤙


nostr:npub16mwf24pwrzut0tkz79rppa2uxddta0k8du7mnevvy4rxr5ze8gxq4w2myx post this ☝on nostr:npub1jfujw6llhq7wuvu5detycdsq5v5yqf56sgrdq8wlgrryx2a2p09svwm0gx pls, can’t handle any more logins and apps 😂


Dyson?


The bag in my vacuum cleaner is full. That's where the stress begins.


#FOLLOWFRIDAY - follow / repost / reply / zap this note --> get a cheeky lil surprise 🥳

#grownostr #nostr #photography #photostr #zap #lfg #nostrich #nostriches #sats #street #mountains #nature #outdoors #nostrplebs #photo #zapping #zapathon  #stacksats #satoshis #pleb #puravida #proofofwalk #zappingsats #twentyonemillion #bloomscrolling #italy

https://m.primal.net/JtSw.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/efc4bb00553bcfae66e175dd8e3b81fc207d065c19598106e0e3de433be58b62.gif
nostr:note1gcxdm2zfll50x6wqk3xuw3hlle66s5mmdrkwrwnwam80mw5dqnhqfj0rzk


The worlds half economy relies on her


E-Bike??? https://image.nostr.build/0abd6ee0d1b24eccdb2bbbcd72973cbd0fc39993b454927e4fe8802d3d02ab64.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/91c2b0f396af718cba22b910ee2aac64ca94402870a6c43a2fb67c53805232a0.jpg
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Beware of shitcoin promoters trying to affinity scam you. The only legitimate cryptocurrency is #Bitcoin , and it is actually fair for everyone. Don't be fooled—the “real deal” already exists.

(Cue the breathless rationalizing from “Bitcoiners” who worship Trump) https://i.nostr.build/9tKafZtC5ECOO1IX.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/ed3be152adb8c0d2dd731f042c16966d9748038b138fb5cb4ff530f964fcf72b.gif
nostr:note1jrfg6pa5fcngv7rfhxr56fxr3gkv0698vrkxy5mscse5hscncndqkesfns


The answer is: IV (Roman numeral for 4) is half of the word "FIVE".


ffs it’s all so tiresome… https://i.nostr.build/SaKyNqgXZ8TpCzyu.jpg


I have a head, a tail, but no body. What am I?
nostr:note1u368mk8xzms6mqaehvqd2k5n84t6qv59699gkwmxqdpwcxuadr0sv8rcac


Echo?


Up until November 2021 Meta was scanning the face of every person in photos posted on the platform.

Glad to see Texas is fighting back and stopping companies from capturing biometric identifiers for a commercial purpose

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/07/texas-wins-14-billion-biometric-settlement-against-meta-it-would-have-happened


Views


My attention


Their dad is in the political fight of his life, in a big election, and they’re focused on launching their own scammy shitcoin they’ll pump and dump in real time
https://m.primal.net/JsnJ.jpg
https://m.primal.net/JsnK.jpg


On Nostur, there’s a trending section and from there you can start… Other clients are similar I think…
https://image.nostr.build/d0bbc3460c9a190b75fd89fcfa25af4b9902669f2b0997a8c404fac2a13a57bc.jpg


Dust


5 Reposts required to proceed. nostr:note1kwg08uswmetreu64nwct786qqkgg9d0ktz83tj69xef32x5mtl0ssr6nzu


When soft people ask you to be nice on #nostr 😂
https://m.primal.net/JslN.mov


There was something within US / AppStore…


WoS - the simplest wallet to demonstrate Satoshis and lightning, even great grandparents
Breez - I recommend giving it a try
Zeus - yes Channel management as a service possible


How about nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq nostr:npub1mu7nv2jkaq4xausnn098xc8tp3gzgf2w5r2cj68x8dnns0rktmysnsj5cl and nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5


https://image.nostr.build/69929eb258a51adefe36c4bc2610c96a5a2ecd429f3093985b345026dad271a8.gif
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https://image.nostr.build/67b4a87fcc22833e28cab500934d090f787a24f7bb51811e6ac65f393dbf4276.gif
nostr:note1863z860xvugmtxxnc7j8twyj7cuvqfq9dnlr9gh9q2qeccmtm57snp65dm


The world wants to be betrayed, so we betray it.
nostr:note1dfaqdz0ksye7jkn8ux05qf4m5r4r5jnu2ylmpym9p2msjtrtf08qukj4cp


https://image.nostr.build/3929ce72a1d81571f2b7aa7582ff21a5b4ec0f2db3a6af9910e27d9e65164c5a.jpg
nostr:note1dfaqdz0ksye7jkn8ux05qf4m5r4r5jnu2ylmpym9p2msjtrtf08qukj4cp


These are the people who don’t want you using bitcoin.
https://image.nostr.build/a2dd9668246113a2d531046b47e6c2010d304eb6fcdd8edcbb79f8312ad4400a.jpg


Sorry not on Spotify 🤷♂


100 ⚡sats⚡ = repost
1000 ⚡sats⚡ = reply to this post saying that you've pre-saved my song on Spotify

Chu T - I Quit
Out august 16th

Click below to pre-save the song on Spotify and comment when you're done to make some sats!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chut1/i-quit


when division is a strategy the greatest act of revolution is neutrality


https://cdn.satellite.earth/0a2cbf42dfb9c2aa81c1a412db860d20bd80a51477b07de7d3621709a7daf4c0.jpg
#meme #memes


https://image.nostr.build/8540dcd16b5fed3d332cdbb5ce032d6ef581c9ed2fa157df4df2a1caa6bbae41.jpg
nostr:note1vjw27mpnz6j8y7r99ml99g7amxr5aa078vghf8fjwyhstupymxqseu78tu


https://image.nostr.build/ca392acaa4e3ac71cb8141741e67456e2e10944c33b8a299554dd23a0dfe507d.jpg
nostr:note1e0cnakghx8us5n9fzwly3ttkeq5ytr7cn2975s2dyt4vusja38vs594qmz


Unfollow - that’s what i do when someone is posting too much crap


I hope NOSTR stays full of positive energy. https://image.nostr.build/1fd463448bfea39a78a7d360198180212aa53edf737ac13c827e511510907b83.gif
nostr:note1u4gvpl890ydtqhnx44cameu6k43498h7r09pzywj6666ntvw5ucslcr4ke


In a Purple Chair 😂


Everyone bends the knee, eventually.

https://www.brief.news/crypto/2024/08/07/imf-recognizes-el-salvadors-bitcoin-progress


Get rid of google docs
https://proton.me/blog/docs-proton-drive


Quite simple on Nostur …
https://image.nostr.build/ef366a9823eccfb3e1d5c0dde1b6cabe9d3b8a291572ae838797c392cdab78f3.jpg


Ty


What, you expected it to be free?
https://image.nostr.build/d06412e5aa6da2bcf4b2448b9a8779dbd6ed540b6d959c0020f296250bf713e4.jpg
nostr:note1c65y2hq7vsvzfyw60e9ky4d9w7jw8hwcefp8w5d9fcuhgmngph9ser03c4


Depends who you ask

https://s3.poster.place/poster-media/5e948b62998baf870524ce21ea38634a8904baa92025a7a83ba63128b46cc0dc.mp4


For a limited time only: Reply to this Nostr note with something positive and get zapped. Try it.


Only open source


The monkey does not normally know that it is one. #Banksy
https://image.nostr.build/6411f193f9e3bc10df30e0836e95e633214a2ffbd4341463da27a2b1b194c719.jpg


Jump into #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/4f228048ea9ba19d6207d3e472242925d54e46c31d1b69233d5b42faf2ba3d49.gif


When you meet someone at a party who is also a Bitcoiner 🎧
https://video.nostr.build/7671767aa3590a563b11ed76ea86846a693f38a55324369e323b475002f2135d.mp4


Made a new video

Hope you like it my friends

https://youtu.be/ykLb8SG9Z8w


Take a break. 😝 https://image.nostr.build/d392759388246c7ecde67a4b0d547292841f0d8bb760af7f7e268fdbe3b2727b.gif


Do you use the default search engine?
nostr:note1juqkvan4w6v6eqyrmc8y8pfmhnalxudc432778r8u0pgxnqp7nesj39xfx


i


Multitasking while watching a thriller 😂


abcdefghjklmnopqrstuvwxyz


I just installed Nostur and nothing else


Get a lightning address!


Go for a walk.


What an injustice! I'm really, really sorry! 😂 https://image.nostr.build/2fe1b78071e6dd3cb3c8a1326e9a7d4c9405cddc766c9053acdaaf2d156287ac.gif
nostr:note1u2uwhuk8d4g50hty6077hthed6upkd8r2rups8hjuejuguz24uxqk5hxsu


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a koi in reflecting water


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 7, 2024. Block height of 855,755

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/0e7cfe43e3b458dd56ecb1cf7de9838c20c89d3fbfaa5ac445bbabdb363f393d.jpg


Credit Card Issuers: https://image.nostr.build/129b1e450c46a292ecfb014e998649489ecc073216926880bf74dbdd7501e3f9.gif


US credit card debt is the bubble no one's talking about. Except maybe the very people causing the problem.

“To that end, the latest quarterly report (for the second quarter of 2024) from the Federal Reserve on household debt noted that overall indebtedness was up in the quarter by 0.6%, reaching an aggregate of $17.8 trillion.

To get some perspective on just how much debt has been piled on through the last few years, we’ve loaded $3.7 trillion of card-related and other loans since before the pandemic.”

https://www.pymnts.com/consumer-finance/2024/fed-data-shows-9-1-of-credit-card-balances-hit-delinquency-status-this-year/


Seems like Craig might have lied about filing that appeal.

Craig lying… I’m shocked!
https://m.primal.net/JrAX.jpg


What the fuck? https://video.nostr.build/01d69e93f449243d235cc258558baad266b806be02a75bc50013418fa6f673f2.mp4


Star Wars


We left home exactly 1 year ago to learn more about #Bitcoin's use around the 🌍

🇨🇭🇱🇮🇨🇿🇦🇹🇯🇴🇪🇬🇪🇹🇰🇪🇺🇬🇷🇼🇹🇿🇲🇼🇿🇲🇿🇦

-Traveled ~45,000 km (14 countries)
-Founded 2 BTC preferred biz @Juicyb_shop
-Onboarded 12 biz
-Spoke at our first conference @AdoptingBTCcpt
-Attended 8 meetups (presented at 4)
-Paid 28 biz in #bitcoin
-Invested in @BitcoinMatatuKE
-Painted our logo at @BitcoinEkasi
-Left behind 7 #bitcoin treasure

We've connected with some of the most genuine, kind, and helpful people thanks to #bitcoin

None of this would have been possible without them!

Not all of them are on Nostr yet but here goes 🙏🏽 nostr:npub1ee6m4c35nqzv4f05m69w3am4hd2czd05zfzpm83jlz8yyfk969js78tfcv nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx nostr:npub1jj75jkmclrmwttlca0ysupfd8fqf68uastjr4dtv5t90hqd33h0s4gcksp nostr:npub1v466lnw2qhfykp0ed29pt683zz0hg57xhz4jzwqx8qk76u2n04sq6w03nr nostr:npub1v67clmf4jrezn8hsz28434nc0y5fu65e5esws04djnl2kasxl5tskjmjjk nostr:npub1773r2y5zl3sa7xufmye96un3hf02rse8j82hkd45ps0wvk2hrkasslesjt nostr:npub1zkr064avsxmxzaasppamps86ge0npwvft9yu3ymgxmk9umx3xyeq9sk6ec nostr:npub1xxcyzef28e5qcjncwmn6z2nmwaezs2apxc2v2f7unnvxw3r5edfsactfly

Special thanks to nostr:npub1fnn2h0tgm2mwnl0kar5ez25wztum2w0q0rrrf326n0ljn999znwsqf4xnx for the dope track 100Mill
https://m.primal.net/JqxG.mov


The money shot🧡

#Bitcoin Bowl Open Day documentary dropping soon, stay tuned!

https://image.nostr.build/58144463fa0eac5e315060daad4746dc7e9bf7a7d5ada06255d9bdcfee9ed4c1.jpg


I did read that too! 😂


Well it happens nobody will be mad at you 😂👍


The second you listed


Stop it.


#jobstr


Alternatively: https://gpt4all.io


after working on Damoose (safari extension), it seems nostore is pretty insecure because it exposes your private key to the javascript environment.

Since we store your key in the iOS keystore, we can just access this from the plugin background process instead of the browser's javascript runtime environment.

We can sandbox the plugin process to disable outgoing networking connection, so it can only send messages to and from the browser, so it should be way more secure than what nostore was doing.

https://cdn.jb55.com/s/93bf3c58285fb23a.png


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two abstract dogs greeting each other


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 6, 2024. Block height of 855,641

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/536be83c5b4793f7c46c4dedc91a611829763f3f0c2042287d4093e069d1b589.jpg


I’m not on X. https://image.nostr.build/80cb666b75292a3ba2a6a8f386c5c92152a4fcb1579c3194e9735add20918479.gif


LINDA AND ELON LEGIT THINK MOST X USERS ARE RETARDED. MAYBE THEY ARE RIGHT.

THOSE OF US WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT WILL CONTINUE BUILDING OUT NOSTR. A TRULY FREE GLOBAL TOWN SQUARE IS NECESSARY.

https://cdn.satellite.earth/7cb36143ed25754f2facd62b55005873ce80b13bc164a724e80e6f26e1253b2a.mp4


Just noticed the app is starting in French despite the phone setting is German


If you want to distract yourself from #bitcoin and #boobstr, go to a car wash. https://image.nostr.build/402bde68c5d0e778373a2b6c850283da5a0cc4f8379982ab9e83052521f5696d.gif
nostr:note1vg3wmndscutk38my965h3late9rksflyzksfgc5st02gmgr7cths2ttzhz


Bitcoin hits 56K

People who bought at 49K yesterday: https://video.nostr.build/93472dc8f8d87e41d1a1f9a67a53bdb1f780f124c527fc5cb792bc0c3e3f35dd.mp4


Venezuela is restricting all social networks including WhatsApp.

Learn how to use Simplex for several reasons:

- There is no central server to censor.
- You can set up your own server in 5 minutes.
- They can't find out your identity.

https://simplex.chat


https://v.nostr.build/DZkFJi5Ff3V7W2vs.mp4
Goodmorning #Nostriches 🌞☝🍀🧡


I guess most of you guys on nostr know this already, but here's a tutorial how to sign a message with the BlueWallet, which makes it possible to stack directly into your Smartphone Wallet.

Perfect for newcomers that want to make their first experience with Bitcoin in general.

https://m.primal.net/JpoR.png

https://getbittr.com/blog/how-do-i-buy-bitcoin-using-bluewallet


nostr:npub18q57qr3t07qljnapzqldaqa7ru2qwfpfnjdrwvhk327n3sc82f0qqwrs6f ?


Do you have a twin?
https://image.nostr.build/604ceb716a5cce1cd4de3e6420fe65f83739c71589919f7148c9163ccd670a19.jpg


…or nostr:npub12ctjk5lhxp6sks8x83gpk9sx3hvk5fz70uz4ze6uplkfs9lwjmsq2rc5ky ?


nostr:npub12ctjk5lhxp6sks8x83gpk9sx3hvk5fz70uz4ze6uplkfs9lwjmsq2rc5ky ?


Nostr active user count soon to overtake Bitcoin USD price for the first time.


After today, everything will be fine.https://image.nostr.build/f3134c6302c048291fefdd7ff711fa946187638a6168b7601ea3fc6b6226e4b5.gif


Important message from the ECB.
 https://video.nostr.build/fb24b4aa85746bf205e1c2fd7908e59470fedaaa8f7a9e8d7370cc27fa1257a7.mp4


Mood.

#AUStriches https://video.nostr.build/fb4dacb0b5b74bb8e6c96387b10aaf828602a3d5a36414cc270b8c2b417ac8f8.mp4


#zapathon is zapping 24/7 https://image.nostr.build/45c578b6f0b50dd0503acf1aa4656f014abf9b7076b418cd5fac824897e9bfd1.gif
nostr:note1ujgystnd6efyzxt5lzjssav2v3jngmc2c456zzrpz3qkzqxt2lgqh4m5zy


https://image.nostr.build/36170085ac822d6fd4175ee66ada5b165b2f733ccdf0c12d4341d009ba7e259d.gif
nostr:note1cy5mtdlfkvpufrnwghxhdrywg356g8uz6yxjv5e8dx0dpcajxn2smg6ycg


Bittr is going Nostr! Happy to finally be here. Looking forward to pure signal and less noise 😏

https://m.primal.net/JogG.png


#boobstr about to save the planet. https://image.nostr.build/9f9d7717dc9c46662aba7b864667afe60a8d3a95cdd31b14c2be5c82e3b446a6.gif
nostr:note1362pzz8gglhu67sf6r8fqphc449yjs8fz6t0zxaftak5mj7zqevs998eut


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 lungs and liver from a corpse


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 5, 2024. Block height of 855,494

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/a10b6f68cb51f3947f4c678c105532142dddf9a9f23bac7fcfe5dda1900e7e52.jpg


#crash https://image.nostr.build/f42babba9e64161d284640e04b7a8b43890c5164c716cb517fb9669ec854a9b5.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/aacca463a7febbbe2af665bb4736f13e321feb66fa953a6c88cecb73e4975fd0.gif
nostr:note186e2g5yxf657wg9hmdp6r4jm3x492ph8afhj8vpu95jku0apatyq9lnc3w


https://image.nostr.build/2fcfdd9192b3abc261ad8ac4539aaef0bcb035bb125cb67fbb5c0dd17e77e0a5.gif
nostr:note1hafdu4k05lvh4r2fmnx93nf6wnv6jnxlgtm3w3s4lztn7373tjjqxwfc6z


Are they really THIS smart? 😂


The Nikkei is gearing up for a big drop today (their Monday morning). We'll see how it closes, but it's seemingly the largest 2-day drop in Nikkei history given what happened on Friday.

There's a lot of financial plumbing stuff going on currently. As Japan hikes rates from -0.10% to now 0.25%, they're disrupting the global carry trade, where a lot of global capital is borrowed from Japan and elsewhere in Asia and stuffed into U.S. large cap stonks.

Bitcoin caught up.


This stuff can take a while to shake out and can go a lot lower, but I’m going to buy a tranche of coin here.


GM!
https://image.nostr.build/73f67ee1d67b186537dd20756ca6dbd3c5583eb783f1052df199f8bf0fc3aaff.jpg


Even though our account on X was mistakenly suspended for a short while today, it was nice to see that our Nostr account remained ever-present. 💜


https://image.nostr.build/7a6f744d737726181ce9b0dbc6cddc247a7fee82cb419ff17cb704cc3c55f98d.jpg
nostr:note1u6s83jxc723u9spks668zmsfdy6hue6em9nefxjrfdqyvsvjq8rsttvsfq


Our only hope: #boobstr to hold up #Bitcoin. https://image.nostr.build/9916c45c52a047c22e14ba9e4a4297de2761acbc53a52f3790284e4b46ffa95d.gif


Hey there, under no circumstances can our encryption be bypassed, meaning emails, attachments, calendars, files, etc. cannot be compromised by legal orders.

We also provide an official onion site for Proton Mail for use with the Tor network.

It’s also important to differentiate that VPN is not classified as a communication tool in Switzerland — Proton VPN does not log IPs and there are no existing Swiss laws that can compel us to do so.

Check out our latest audit here: https://protonvpn.com/blog/no-logs-audit


Proton Wallet got suspended by that cursed X/blue bird app.  nostr:npub18s4zkd0wjq5gkthz4paw2704ty4s354wcp2krvxy0sewz3g9z2cs73ydrt is still on Nostr, not suspended, as things should be.

https://m.primal.net/JngV.png


Sun good, seed oils bad

https://image.nostr.build/a4cecff8f2a4fcb012a8e1106f3ab0e437abf5d0824c32c35d13498b45f5693b.jpg


😅😂 https://image.nostr.build/9839421d561d67c5995972013780ee47ee2d6565b6bf39b6c58e02d7ee2e72fd.jpg


WTF am I doing wrong? I need hours for this! 😂


Mountains


🤣🤣 https://video.nostr.build/f481f9c2a7b86eb5e9ea011a219cccca776b3f838f2eecd02f14261f8f768af6.mp4


I guess that’s the case with any sponsor…


Dunno


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a bee 🐝 on acid


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 4, 2024. Block height of 855,340
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/9ffcf1a45f8a73414e4205d5a105d5ea4fe16da2234995bfc38c723f9c49deed.jpg


nostr:npub1864jglrrhv6alguwql9pqtmd5296nww5dpcewapmmcazk8vq4mks0tt2tq why is it not possible to search ie for a country/city/region and a certain trade, coffee, bicycle / bike, pc service etc? Then, API to every Nostr client to form a marketplace? nostr:npub18m76awca3y37hkvuneavuw6pjj4525fw90necxmadrvjg0sdy6qsngq955 nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 nostr:npub1wnwwcv0a8wx0m9stck34ajlwhzuua68ts8mw3kjvspn42dcfyjxs4n95l8 nostr:npub142gywvjkq0dv6nupggyn2euhx4nduwc7yz5f24ah9rpmunr2s39se3xrj0 & others


Exactly! 👍


Best opportunity for orange pilling someone there ;)


That’s me 😂 but I’m not in the UK


Ok sounds like a lot of little issues, sorry can’t help in this case. Having the right tools is crucial and unfortunately a necessary investment for repairing on your own…


What’s wrong with your bike?


Check nostr:npub1864jglrrhv6alguwql9pqtmd5296nww5dpcewapmmcazk8vq4mks0tt2tq


Learn #bitcoin here 🧡 https://video.nostr.build/05dac44454d59d2c427191679b7f81a23773af8a769d83c805dbc24b02c78a93.mp4  nostr:note1sg0660z2mjky8xa3434ay76zn8zpffgaj2j8afmps0n652qn698sjj5hna


Buy real estate in Thailand with #Bitcoin

https://cryptorealestate.cc/property-city/thailand/


https://image.nostr.build/8c5ce362c6dab2621c6c3a8b6a60f498837b0b7bad7ec78c551e5da392744995.gif
nostr:note10nwe4ykn96nz7l8tmsjsfz0vn98nhnc77y78yprh7fruz2q2pl6qq0hxed


https://image.nostr.build/d0d2a6c4396273db9d863f0f00b7205f39cb6669678dacd1b38f22a2580697bf.jpg  nostr:note18u62ja2w5l87u4v9qxhnvqx3azafq4n7hlukmr689l7x43r8ls4skk924a


Was die Wahrheit verbirgt, ist nicht der Ort, wo du suchen solltest, um die Wahrheit zu finden.

GN!


😂 Thank you!🙏


nostr:npub1aftmyhm62lrp6lwsha3yzyjy5kqdvuy7g23qg28a8q0cnmudv0ds0sdcke ?


I’m too old for this shit! WTF is a Zoom Tan? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8-qjP-yAo


🎯
https://image.nostr.build/49da2f70788fe32cbc948ec2534b4fde009393b961b93589e8efe4ce14e68144.jpg


Society used to pay money for ringtones. nostr:note1vy2mzjydhnc6cs0t2q29nmkg8aw6qzrhsklgpn9nnslaalmkqvmqzdtn5v


+++ NEWS ALERT +++

#Bitcoin is going to the moon. https://video.nostr.build/23ef5b80827fe4dfdb1a153a17cc84c2e400a5d13b226f22f54d67b021adfbc5.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/05dda5c52ccd5e6d94eec74c9978cfdc5fe76c622396a0ead4d24df197ed98ec.gif
nostr:note1mgu73v3avh6emhnqqfa3awpn4zlhhg8hzsy0mdss3l58hdn5hwksy6h3nw


This one must be shared on #theNostr nostr:nprofile1qqsr80thu5u52gr5074wzw22ft6l53l5qsufva3htdku005xtmvpg5spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtc3gwnlx 🏝🫂
https://i.nostr.build/1gc9a1NcGLimSQvI.jpg


Wearing sweatpants all day long and I’ve been doing it wrong too! 😂
nostr:note1yhvtl9dzkp0n8h4cryf4z5v5n5588a6rwfz5s5uv8ep5u3030trslnkygq


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two little monsters trying to scare us


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is August 3, 2024. Block height of 855,208

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/43d011d485f1ea99553ea2a41c4393e64797743ea95a2ecfe0c5eee7de7c19ee.jpg


Highly recommended.
https://m.primal.net/JmQy.jpg


https://cdn.satellite.earth/bb4cf8aea51586e5c99e718ea1f0085ec15907378bdc9d1d9b1fbe07b6acc240.jpg
#meme #memes


Safari signer + web highlighter when you have damus installed. 😎 nostr:note1qy87jsmztzruhselr88vfdkkjdg7af5cljnstsqde9wrmcjyu5psrkawz5


This week's Financial Freedom Report #34 covers stories of financial repression enforced by dictators. For example:

- Venezuela | Maduro Rigs Election to Prolong Regime
- Russia | Introduces New & Repressive Digital Asset Laws
- Ethiopia | Currency Devaluation to Secure IMF Loan

In Bitcoin news, we highlight:

- BitAxe | Mines First Solo Bitcoin Block
- Fedi | Announces Save the Children Collaboration
- Lightning Labs | Releases Taproot Assets on Lightning

All this and more in our latest newsletter here: https://hrf.org/category/financial-freedom/

Subscribe to the newsletter here: http://financialfreedomreport.org


#Bitcoin im Bundestag nostr:npub1yh9ep5n77pve7vm28ff90s054xcs5j3vutf7hfapl2zlal6dct8qaek5fk nostr:npub1jqdsh6ls92m688jd44p7l8cvldh3cxaxxwu0hemvgy945qnaff4sejmefv 🔥🔥🔥https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbRs3DmuGw


Calling our safari plugin “Damoose”. Because it’s a safari… get it. Are there moose on safaris? Whatever I’ll go with it.


Zapped you. Can you pls send a receipt? 😂


🤔 😜 https://image.nostr.build/9f1a5f133d3b6528bde09209e144064784c4b2f1743412f6f444937b0e441cc4.jpg


We just dropped a new self-custodial Bitcoin wallet. Early access details here: https://proton.me/blog/proton-wallet-launch


In case you guys wanted motivation https://image.nostr.build/7c9bed7963690ae8812b19c9960c40f964862803593d5177c20bc05c21c31dc3.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/db506c727e0c88a2447827ba225937ad4197b095dc7cb687b782099ae00110e0.jpg


GM 🌞

I Visited Switzerland's Secret cRyPtO Capital

https://youtu.be/ENncoHFMmwo


To be honest, if you’re still getting your world view from X, you’re being played like a fool.

Like seriously.


Which client?


You tried turning it off and on again?


This is big!


Nostr devs here’s the honeypot. https://investor.fb.com/investor-news/press-release-details/2024/Meta-Reports-Second-Quarter-2024-Results/default.aspx


Which client are you using? On Nostur it’s simple, Damus and others too!
https://image.nostr.build/b6c02593825e84e61ab2c0bc317c72dfd68cb2829bf508f35d21e745d5d172c3.jpg


Then what?


Who am I?


And do not fart!


#Bitcoin deserves an emoji and the fuckers that we are can't even manage to get 15k signatures on this petition! https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji


Earth Overshoot Day 2024 is today!
nostr:note18nuuc3cqqjrm2xm58uu0tkm9pfhupzdxr5megm96emektee2dqsqgsq3wc


Congratulations on our ecological footprint! 🍾
#Bitcoin is #greenenergy https://www.footprintnetwork.org/


CENTRALIZED SOCIAL MEDIA IS A PSYOP. AN ADDICTION TRAP.

X IS THE NEW MAINSTREAM MEDIA. BLUE CHECKS THE NEW CNN HOSTS.

FACEBOOK IS A SURVEILLANCE BEAST. MILKING BILLIONS OF DATA SLAVES.

EVERY THOUGHT TRACKED. EVERY NARRATIVE CONTROLLED.

NOSTR IS FREEDOM. INDEPENDENCE. THE FUTURE. MOMENTUM IS STRONG. KEEP PUSHING FORWARD.

LIVE FREE. 🫡


GM
nostr:note12kjz2apnyddr33xghp59dpusmxqz4yjxpfhy3dex6cq9g2w2k47ql6tugc


Don't take life too seriously.


Was?


Keep building! Cool show, always enjoyed the episodes! Cheers!🍻


Leider geil!


Have bitcoiners heard of #nostr?
https://m.primal.net/Jhzo.mov


https://video.nostr.build/8c29df5b5368b6f677fca64c51255c28aac8c96b89d794c17098585fcd9900af.mp4
nostr:note1pft6wkqsdwvgmlz5088f24ysgyghmy3yltpkve6sr3r63zxrj3xsfvrehe


GA! Did you all enjoy the conference weekend?https://video.nostr.build/a158dcda5fbcae0fd8a9ffeb0c8853d134b4c8d1d8c94dcc77c4744c50b4d8c0.mp4


Da kommen einfach noch weitere „on top“ 😂


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a blood soaked lung


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 29, 2024. Block height of 854480

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/4c581b8e28b8a6a03a0ecc30666ce9bd7350b62822047a08d03aec2f0ead3dba.jpg


#bikestr 🤙


https://cdn.satellite.earth/f5e5782c71130f3851a79c15c4ca031f677470c47dd38e5a242e5635dd1c11c2.jpg
#meme #memes


Try a banana milkshake with cinnamon


#bitcoin #nostr #meme

https://image.nostr.build/715608a0c8bb84f37affa6677354645444d3956d1414cb70271a28e7ada8feb3.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a shooting in the wild west with a lot of blood splatter


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 28, 2024. Block height of 854318

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/26d780f1cbd08c839fbedbf01f1300cb7c3978907415e2a4d1f5926878aeb5af.jpg


https://cdn.satellite.earth/d9e0eb87881c79308b11a47b98760c36f96ab501ef164d4fb2efbd3486bf1f29.jpg
#meme #memes


Yes 😂😂😂


😂 https://image.nostr.build/c938714d3f9a1da98690d7b4fe7b8bad8cbb266bbe400ac4fd66e57dd5520178.jpg


Some of ya'll need to read this a couple of times

https://blossom.oxtr.dev/f3fa47ce9af0ee2aa44d00d676a7699fe28d5f3ecb3845aeb147e6a8e90c7af1.jpeg


Amazing speech! Congrats!
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lmao this is so ridiculous 😂🤣


Yes


Just one block away.
nostr:note15pv9exrdfk0l6hakt0nhevr5ydnp0whmx4nc7tk00c2fjfrdtuysrxh0dr


…the unbanked world.
nostr:note1yd05wkgjck7pdq3zk60pyh2r33xe30rj0c8zdcast9sy6jmzpn4s53zsrn


Money is a good engine, but a bad steering wheel.


That’s me! 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/4a38d83b3378c0a95bf882a7815df41f9ad0864c6657efe896edd4ba2e8a8a38.jpg
#meme #memes


Why not Bras for Bitcoin nostr:npub16xcnlkwcvrasle96yzpqywqy5hqyku483lwk843a0r70gsmr4r9sa7np3r ? https://image.nostr.build/9f9d7717dc9c46662aba7b864667afe60a8d3a95cdd31b14c2be5c82e3b446a6.gif


https://cdn.satellite.earth/ac61c60c4b6148379f0ab90ed6c75590ffb6a5b9dc8953ad81ac1a4e4f1c38b0.jpg
#meme #memes


No moar panties! 😂


WoS ✅


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 you looking je crabs 🦀, don’t you?! 😂😎


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 26, 2024. Block height of 854021

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/85b3554953b150728197594a82265501fb26586b87c9978cf38e87b25e0ecaa2.jpg


Soon


They will join, in due course!


https://image.nostr.build/6eb34c26ace7d84e452b572be89c770341ff1bf79503b5b638315c1cbe6acf2c.gif
nostr:note1nldgunk0k64339fa79fsygh7f4nyl0jpkl8fume3euy9g8d4d7uqcjwazh


GM darlings!
Who of you are planning to be in nostr:npub1nstrcu63lzpjkz94djajuz2evrgu2psd66cwgc0gz0c0qazezx0q9urg5l in Riga ?

I’m already trying to figure out how many drawings I should take with me for sale..
Is anyone going to have a booth and is willing to display a few of my works ?

Will zap whoever reposts this :)) ⚡

#agichooteart

#artstr #artistr #riga #nostriga #nostrworld #honeybadger
https://m.primal.net/HzVO.jpg


#skullofsatoshi 😂


A friendly reminder of where we’re heading. #Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/a7f9b7f37da0abe7649886251733879f5f4700f9523a2d2a74802b954063b12d.gif


symbolic 8 sats for you, a lucky number!


Show me se bugs. No reason to not join Nostr.


GM!

🫵 SIGN! THIS! PETITION!👇https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji
nostr:note1567n7wj2gzdwaz2dzatz9nvwcdjpzx4p0q5zttrx3j3m5730dlqq3ujegq


https://cdn.satellite.earth/f64f678fd950fb27330514b08ad719d9ffa396e28b10215e6721ccde3cd55627.jpg
#meme #memes


Good morning, and welcome to HRF on nostr. We are thrilled to be here!

Each week, we'll circulate our weekly newsletter, the Financial Freedom Report, to help you stay informed about the latest news on financial repression around the world. We’ll also highlight the latest developments in the Bitcoin space. You won’t want to miss it.

Read our latest newsletter here: https://hrf.org/topic/financial-freedom/

Subscribe to the Financial Freedom Report here: http://financialfreedomreport.org/


Wen nostr logo + npub nostr:npub1cf3zeytdnwgwzz5pk2ax0vvmmlzad03xcft4d50ejrfhsh8pxcdsefx7gk nostr:npub1szpa7cypmyd59083qs3pte9lez22lzfu6pl2guhgqx7q09x68y6qquh3td https://image.nostr.build/d1606e61677ce4678dc355327ab88ffc736a4b2067771a87c0e5b7072f51c749.jpg  nostr:note18ltf9n6wdetg5wr6dgewhv0ctdwc6uuyk06jp34mav00q0s5psxs7ypt9n


Normies won’t believe that we can send money over the internet.


Audio failure for the Bitcoin conference live feed 😳 bad start lol


nostr:npub1t8a7uumfmam38kal4xaakzyjccht4y5jxfs4cmlj0p768pxtwu8skh56yu YouTube sound on livestream is crappy or is it just me?


https://image.nostr.build/5ef0496a7647bc5888ca39c074bb1e0556eceea518a97447bb15a957b6d77066.gif
nostr:note12n7g08ms8szly2flmguda37772engaa3vjzksk2n0ugk9x8g9ulq7393wd


“2 Argentines launched the "Wall Street" based on bitcoin. Roxom will include a BTC-priced equity, debt and futures market.” 👀 https://roxom.com/
nostr:note1yjmxvykp69uu7un3qpfjedyazuy7n60r6vk82erj3nvukuewd5pqfq9r87


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a dancer in a fancy dress 💃


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 25, 2024. Block height of 853857

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/1c3120a632e31ef5042c83ae6410433ca898b8e8c9f52004fcc5ff95f288dfa7.jpg


Did someone say silent payments? 🤫

We have just signed the first ever silent payment transaction on a hardware wallet!

Coming to your BitBox02 soon!

https://video.nostr.build/b45e4e77e4b8366ae00510c5899802574ffee0ff61b1f547cc26125ca5884d88.mp4


Full movie out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xuRZYLpgk


☕ GM! https://image.nostr.build/3a2e5150cae9afeb75d2222b85b21468e078276d957e194bdaadd059ea02f7e9.jpg


My eyes hurt and I get dizzy. But maybe it’s just the beer.


Apple Maps Now Available on the Web

https://images.macrumors.com/article-new/2024/07/apple-maps-on-web.jpg

Apple today announced that it has launched an Apple Maps on the web feature, which is available in a public beta capacity. Apple Maps for the web works in Safari and other web browsers, allowing users to get directions without having to open up the Maps app.

Apple Maps on the web works like the Apple Maps app, so users can get driving and walking directions, find places to visit, view ratings and hours, and browse curated Guides. There are also features for ordering food directly from the Maps place card and discovering places to eat, shop, and explore in cities around the world. Apple says that additional options like Look Around will be introduced in the coming months.

on Apple's Maps.Apple.com website. Developers are able to link out to Maps on the web in their apps, so users can get driving directions and see location information.

it works with Safari and Chrome on Mac and iPad, and Chrome and Edge on Windows PCs. Apple plans to add support for additional languages, browsers, and platforms over time.
This article, "Apple Maps Now Available on the Web" first appeared on MacRumors.com
Discuss this article in our forums

https://www.macrumors.com/2024/07/24/apple-maps-now-available-on-the-web/


Based AF 🧡🤝 https://image.nostr.build/d5b219d8718f8a6493ea2076aa1b281a7868cb863088d33e8b9965fe4c78d8f2.jpg

https://x.com/ProtonWallet/status/1816108710386647344


Refurbished from Apple


nostr:npub1mea2vwcu06qf7e4x00wd902vj54qnn2jacq76ldntrgfhtvhlpqqrvqane nostr:npub18q57qr3t07qljnapzqldaqa7ru2qwfpfnjdrwvhk327n3sc82f0qqwrs6f


“… sending and receiving Bitcoin is now as easy as sending and receiving email…” 👀

https://proton.me/blog/proton-wallet-launch


All shitposts improve my bowel movements.


Welcome new Nostriches! Welcome to Nostr! Nostr has a large and passionate community with an equally diverse and thriving ecosystem. Use this note to help navigate this decentralized and censorship resistant communication protocol.
https://i.nostr.build/8w4atcThBIhAkYNS.jpg

Videos:

Watch why social media is broken and how we aim to fix it by nostr:nprofile1qqs0ulmtcmmn8zmkh0uqmdqz4hn9j5lzpvhj8enw3xpqfd3ucsjnngcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcx4p6yt
https://youtu.be/aA-jiiepOrE

Take the Nostr 101 course with nostr:nprofile1qqsqqx9hacelkffcgd3ecchzjtlvwq9xn2fmprhrwnzmm2t3exee2eqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqrswwax
https://youtu.be/_jrkUXDReqI

Learn about Nostr's permissionless nature with nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9uhxtnyd9nkwmm09e3k7mgprpmhxue69uhkvet9v3ehgu3wdehhxarjxyhxxmmdqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndd9jxgmrfdenjumtev3h8xtn2wqergaw8
https://youtu.be/mXLK4kWFEgc

Tear down your technical and social silos with myself and several Nostr developers https://youtu.be/SSFVR5ZXOuA

Podcasts:

Listen to nostr:nprofile1qqstsw3gkljwt5stm9svt7htvcjlj4ffze4chkcyt4pxxj30xkgeg5qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdux3wqdz and nostr:nprofile1qqs9kqvr4dkruv3t7n2pc6e6a7v9v2s5fprmwjv4gde8c4fe5y29v0spr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t08zskr9 on Plebchain Radio. Many of their episodes are Nostr focused and very informative.
https://fountain.fm/show/0N6GGdZuYNNG7ysagCg9

Take a more technical approach to Nostr with nostr:nprofile1qqsf03c2gsmx5ef4c9zmxvlew04gdh7u94afnknp33qvv3c94kvwxgspr3mhxue69uhksmmyd33x7epwvdhhyctrd3jjuar0dak8xtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszxnhwden5te0wpuhyctdd9jzuenfv96x5ctx9e3k7mf0ss9zgs on the Thank God for Nostr podcast. https://fountain.fm/show/vnmoRQQ50siLFRE8k061

Articles:

Discover the basics of Nostr from nostr:nprofile1qqsrtv3u6qkj6a09tnhr3l0wy67g9uw3t57ftqyqpvztpk3wmd6306spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj78rkltp
https://river.com/learn/what-is-nostr/

Take a thorough deep drive and learn all about Nostr from nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6mpd4czuumfw3jsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvql3tqm
https://www.lynalden.com/the-power-of-nostr/

Guides on Nostr:

Browse the #HOWDONOSTR hashtag on Nostr and follow my notes explaining several Nostr concepts and features.

Ask your questions with the #asknostr hashtag.

Browse the ecosystem:

Visit https://nostr.how and explore all the ins and outs of the protocol yourself.

Nostr has dozens of other applications and use cases beyond Twitter like social clients. Nostr gives us a portable digital social identity that we can take with us and hop from app to app across the ecosystem. Fine your next social app here https://nostrapps.com


Nostr: https://i.nostr.build/5CdHMIAaik236DOj.jpg


Relai is hiring!

We are looking for 4 bitcoiners to join our ranks:

- UX Writer (part-time)
- React Native Developer
- Senior React Native Developer
- Support Agent

All remote jobs 🌏

Check out relai.app/career for more info.

JOIN US! https://image.nostr.build/29bc8c5f07f9ee3fc4c3a4758107e187cca251efbaaa3b0e6042adbecb5e4fe2.jpg


#jobstr


https://image.nostr.build/2fcfdd9192b3abc261ad8ac4539aaef0bcb035bb125cb67fbb5c0dd17e77e0a5.gif
nostr:note129nfh3vrqktp22y286tc32ppqz9wj84vys68w7ns5n4klth5xxas9fjfv9


It's a mistake getting married when you're barely 21! 😂


Sis the killer feature is that there is not one but many NOSTR apps.


#lasvegas #sphere https://video.nostr.build/bf574c6e53c10385692c8a4c9460ff49603f43546b6f9c4cfed8370d9c5bc609.mp4


Chaka! 💥


Trumpsimpism is real.

https://m.primal.net/JaiI.png


Witness inflation slowing down. https://image.nostr.build/dc1da4ec8abc85d1ca7d4f2286c1ba4ea2676ae6963c5334a767fd8504e56860.gif


WE ARE THE SUITS NOW


Study #bitcoin 🧡 on #nostr 💜before you need to https://video.nostr.build/b13fffe7d186c5e68ec6d224a0b0720f50ec77ad72bb9a2764dbe1c06705a41d.mp4


GM, GA, PV! https://video.nostr.build/a158dcda5fbcae0fd8a9ffeb0c8853d134b4c8d1d8c94dcc77c4744c50b4d8c0.mp4


#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/0cebc6136c1aaa8b07bfe070db0a8af55b79743a2873a0440e3ff5aad7bb0b61.jpg


🎯 nostr:note1896nul778k7qwygwkgw42chyard9r5ks7ntrs02uarrlu8p5k95quzwjy3


Idk 😂


We are early!


Oh no, not again...

#tired
#meme

https://m.primal.net/JZVN.mp4


You got the buggy?


https://image.nostr.build/df4a4fe34be6e825df3623bd5c9e6d900207b678ee28278522bf1e0f9d88c180.jpg
nostr:note1jfx8s76yetu3m0gg9h0wckr83rk7xu4cjdj0vpm8923tszc2nlhqw253uq


Good night! https://image.nostr.build/4778b378a3e50e99c191c586dd3b8485ba2f3f4db3c9d473a2523142927d219a.jpg


Listen folks, the intern locked me out of my account on X, so I have no clue what's currently going on there. They are saying Nostr is the future of this greatwhole world. Listen, as we stand united I will beat Trump and win the election this year.


https://image.nostr.build/d0f5f7247a053c52f3dd338dbaa53faef4a838ebbfb5ec54c8035a0799ce7739.jpg
nostr:note1zpstjjneq48548rpu33jlfh0z658jr5zak493ejwctrga08z0sts8j8uy4


https://cdn.satellite.earth/5aff9ddbb32601799e558e53bf0ed4081572637d37b76f9c1f7c98f20bc5d730.jpg
#meme #memes


#meme https://image.nostr.build/20d3389ffe2ec1053d6771a31c0305c6861553f516f28452dd3934a64ed9a2f8.jpg


GM & Thank you!


Gm nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a crab eating a little green gnome


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 21, 2024. Block height of 853208
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/0b8f2531abf03df8cd73facbc2f62706930ea3a226b37da863abd978f3a326d8.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/83df18ab97f8de4391f23f63e6ddf2b82cb8d963a7822de5878b15ab7e046a45.jpg
#dogstr #meme #memes #dollar #HFSP #Bitcoin


This is fantastic.
https://v.nostr.build/4R2toQGapk3sBMcP.mp4


Make a list.
nostr:note10ftgez8w9usjejgctr7u4a7m0p3j7hluyqzffxqh7vhncfgjlgnqyv3467


GM!

🫵 SIGN! THIS! PETITION!👇https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji


‘River of complete garbage’
nostr:note1ta85n2rn6dxm9znvthe0m7ecxvjrhtvtlmuk00k70jv2e32va43secgrsu


We unleashed Facebook and Instagram’s algorithms on blank accounts. They served up sexism and misogyny - I really wonder why… https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/jul/21/we-unleashed-facebook-and-instagrams-algorithms-on-blank-accounts-they-served-up-sexism-and-misogyny


I hope that no animals were harmed for this clip. 😂


https://image.nostr.build/75b23764cf11df45a04640aa94c6cdfdec0cf978aa5ebfc6ba1db404c3a49f5f.gif
nostr:note1fayyrhxlllcwupu44g5e8px6zuzvh32vq6mjyxk60djrm6kpy0yq4h9k3e


It's my long neck and my little head! 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/5709d87dee5dd8df8f857b22ac1b892abac40f1dd35e9072b13f068e9003ad9a.jpg
#meme #memes


Passt schon! 😂


Na kein Salat dazu? Das ist aber nicht gesund! 😂


Help me over 4k subscribers please Nostr fam?

If you can prove you’re the 4,000th
Subscriber I’ll send you 4,000 sats 😊

https://youtube.com/@joenakamoto?si=J1fN0FiU5zT132ri


Fuck I’m stressed. Fortunately, a hard money massage usually helps. https://image.nostr.build/b2daafd7f2fe2a0c33d2d889f43c50f3e87f4a92a4de48c284304d47a75e1908.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 just a carpet


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 20, 2024. Block height of 853038

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/5d4c4d42864819d204ab54387db7562f072a386a3c210699806d4289d6ab642f.jpg


I thought it’s ipfs.tech / looks like it still exists…https://ipfs.tech/


Thank you! 🙏🥰


Good morning!

https://m.primal.net/JXPW.mp4


Shotposting never dies. https://image.nostr.build/107abd064e708f643b26cef27820a8750610d53421ecf7a5b3cacc5982de873d.gif
nostr:note1m835c0qhufqrfcd9f9g0h23mdm4deyp3u6zpefd0xw6lxypq9hasw8p6up


For the weekend https://image.nostr.build/1c04d0de1441a883ea9c7332fcec9be12fbf1252d3baba6ee190dcb11eaffa99.jpg


The Sphere, Las Vegas 😂

https://m.primal.net/JWGz.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a red dragon 🐉


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 19, 2024. Block height of 852877

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/7914d62d45b0320df3558a3cf5f0e00a6d2dde87878dcc706041bf6d0cbe1c57.jpg


Both Biden and Trump are kind of retarded. We have known this for a long time.

During the debate, Biden’s age issues became unmasked. And then during the tragic shooting on Trump, he had the courage and presence of mind to fist bump and come out very strong. And in their emotion, people of course rally behind strength.

But then when we go back to hearing Trump speak for an extended period of time, we are reminded that he is kind of retarded, like where we were before, prior to the emotion of the crisis.

Nothing stops this train. All our heroes are retarded. Stay humble and stack sats.


Are Max and Stacy orange pilling Nvidia? 👀 https://image.nostr.build/dca32eb6a0737b6071db82bd8d927957bb4f160414134a0a0f5d6d1c66242f99.jpg


R.I.P Tomcraft 💔
https://youtu.be/3QV8cOmsTdI?si=Wh57O4Cz1QU5WggQ


https://i.nostr.build/Db8jtpFxrpufK9VR.png

https://i.nostr.build/s52pt5Dnie7mlNwy.png

#Windows #2024 #Bug #Crash


#nostr #lol #meme https://image.nostr.build/530a36006a03286f2d1154e06a8c801baee4c2ee9ef6326c021bbe1d7d4ed35b.jpg


Try online payments now! https://bitcoinuptime.org/


BOUNTY ANNOUNCEMENT

We're announcing two new bounties for the ZEUS wallet today:

1) Core Lightning: CLNRest API

Payout: 5,250,000 sats (0.0525 BTC)

https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/blob/master/docs/Bounties.md#core-lightning-clnrest-api

2) SATSCARD support

Payout: 5,000,000 sats (0.05 BTC)

https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/blob/master/docs/Bounties.md#satscard-support

If you'd like to contribute sats, or take a stab and completing either bounty, please reach out to us to us.

Thank you. https://image.nostr.build/cd8821b5e51563802e42b71c6907d9c103833c5bad1e61f13dee869cc5ee7ed3.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/839218b02a5da9b6677b57329cb9832b6d4ee09fccb51d90eb490e7c0106751b.gif
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Shit gotta get rid of these pants. 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/19b0dda1d552c6b84f4d6f12904cfb0480aabfac247c3bcd382d6ae4f21a8429.jpg
#meme #memes


Oh dear, I thought you were well-mannered, demure and unspoiled.


To be fair, eventually, they all change their tune on #Bitcoin...
https://video.nostr.build/3c4499ebd937ac6319d009abf505564a64c57cb10323070716d60ed952ef803f.mp4


**Introducing Proton Scribe, a private writing assistant that writes and proofreads emails for you**

"Proton Scribe was designed for privacy and can be run locally, so your data never leaves your device."

https://proton.me/blog/proton-scribe-writing-assistant


https://image.nostr.build/a3d38a2983bde14cf64f235bc5c991cdcd2545d715905de598d65d1de4d87abc.gif
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Film Locked !

Forging A Country will premier in El Salvador at Palestra Society on August 15th. https://image.nostr.build/02e05819b75e1c83b96d9c67ee277a681abb6e05607f1814cc7d32119820a195.jpg


Yes!


NEW: Dennis Porter reports Trump to announce a strategic #Bitcoin reserve at the Bitcoin Conference in Nashville

https://m.primal.net/JVRW.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/30fb214f43d46987d3599502f7e841a3ac00d363c95444f111baaaab72006899.gif
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Absolutely!


Sats will never be this cheap again.
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When you finally understand how rigged the fiat system is https://image.nostr.build/82948015d1b036b7b07b2efd3ffd1970f9c85e2efdc809daec8dd135d1263a94.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/30fb214f43d46987d3599502f7e841a3ac00d363c95444f111baaaab72006899.gif
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GM
Wabi Sabi
PV

https://video.nostr.build/fab89f588fc617fbb7e0ee36901491edc9c281530602e85f6fcbb905b275bda6.mp4

https://image.nostr.build/dfd1f8ee6a7c6435ff5bd10c5b519babd5e60a54e923fb5ee0ad977bfe524d2f.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/407fde110443b671b003194147abc9c0d4b8738369c8e899179698a06d8aa89a.jpg

#jpmorgan
#shadowysupercoders
#bitcoin
#criminals
#taxevaders


GM


This guy? Want him to have the U.S. government’s bitcoin private keys?

https://v.nostr.build/ou3ReOxWGEJpJEfa.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/30fb214f43d46987d3599502f7e841a3ac00d363c95444f111baaaab72006899.gif
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https://image.nostr.build/eccbc633bb8bef4c39b17cb89f2d609bd83f8568d8ff9dad9ff3e5542eddab27.jpg
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https://image.nostr.build/30fb214f43d46987d3599502f7e841a3ac00d363c95444f111baaaab72006899.gif
nostr:note1vfmc72ha77phqeq08np9meucevphgq32d27g4v3crhmgz2z7uyws8cmsgw


Just go to McDonalds 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/fe5cf873633c93a035e9f3106177a471fce2469a8387d39c7905ebe19e5036fe.jpg
#meme #memes


GM to everyone except Craig Wright


Nostr helped me rack up another 100 views on this video

Thank you Nostr fam.

I really want these messages to reach more and more people

https://youtu.be/-uCyFQPpdGI


I'm dying right now. 😆😆😆

https://v.nostr.build/WaD37lrqXb1sjixZ.mp4


Works fine now!


A fractional reserve banker looking at plebs stacking sats. https://image.nostr.build/5886f21b18497f392564a0e60b6708f088370bcae89aaa562c714ebbb249b585.gif


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a rat 🐀 staring at me


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 16, 2024. Block height of 852446

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/2f62db72f399edce4ed9f773a20da510a51c5021664db1c95d717f8cc3681f82.jpg


nostr:npub1lqs30x7466guvx6r2cek8z9d4hpucycy7j08wx58cwx70m206q3qrscejr something broken on inactive user check or did I miss something? Browser settings maybe? https://image.nostr.build/e71301454d8f88ae5cc6e34cd01a1d29d894186ed47c96a5cd2c52ca15d8002f.jpg


God Bless Bitcoin https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlRP_Gr10M


Yes, he rode across a tennis court net 🤙 https://video.nostr.build/874dbe0d130915696bd8b692e75794bd27e950abe5504c4df8099ca22aeaebd7.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/a2aebbb012cb0da90fe98107e84e3b30ae635311477d98d130b31676a138f4bc.gif
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https://image.nostr.build/430c74169819d0ea22f7600925a70cf8115291a776c879955725c7382b3fd89b.jpg
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https://image.nostr.build/3c5082e200bbe66f05aa7345630ca95ccc47647e54fe75488677712e8b532771.jpg
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https://cdn.satellite.earth/2a57ac607a5add159ccaf10160dfb013a1a7e3d16a20868c8cab0af00f523272.jpg
#meme #memes


This is cool! The best sound and animation when zapping goes to #Nostur ⚡
https://m.primal.net/JMYV.mov


The view that bitcoin is an investment only and a partisan issue is very typical for US-Americans and Europeans as it ignores billions of people in the rest of the world who need bitcoin as a tool to escape their authoritarian regimes’ financial oppression.

Bitcoin is a technology and the only form of money beneath cash that can be used by anyone without permission. Bitcoin doesn’t need politicians good will. Bitcoin is rules without rulers.
https://m.primal.net/JQXq.jpg


Shoot sats not bullets. https://image.nostr.build/73871506dbe7b4c5186a32f5fd3f504292363a27cbf148c105f27d21bc5ea0d9.gif
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https://cdn.satellite.earth/f2e36ad87f5bc22c736c5f079e487fe0af71953c29cf99e19612d4317f4b1c90.jpg
#meme #memes


Sound


GM! 😂


It’s because she has the new AirPods Max! 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/acdb1c69d27e1adf8d9c4a4872c600fb078204979cd329d11fbeb4f784cd4a16.jpg
#meme #memes


Mom showed up and asked for assistance regarding her phone. Almost every shitty app had access to everything. Talk to your parents about privacy!


https://image.nostr.build/6441eab676c18f66e0cb131768c9382f96e347e3d3a50149c9c07dc8db48057d.gif
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GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a puddle of blood 🩸 what did you do?


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 13, 2024. Block height of 851960

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/743c87bca0bb2b16a84f05b3c30bff3798ca08aa0b36bf7297ffc3c38ce8d5a2.jpg


😂😂😂
nostr:note1tgfxd6a2q3wcnhnxyhqgvayj20e3sa50q2n28nwrmtv9g7d2lvws3mqjs5


#zapathon is 24/7 https://image.nostr.build/45c578b6f0b50dd0503acf1aa4656f014abf9b7076b418cd5fac824897e9bfd1.gif


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a big black butterfly


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 12, 2024. Block height of 851829

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/eedc33c1f2c80e7a3bcd3928b8922c5f686ebe48129c74dcfb9b147145c5f16f.jpg


"Nostr" means Nerds Online Shitposting The Revolution


#Nostur v1.15.0 is out

New in this version:
- Video uploads
- Top zaps
- Discover Feed
- Toggles feeds on/off
- Improved WoT spam filtering with Nostr Dunbar Number setting
- Relay Autopilot: Connect to additional relays for people you follow, avoid top relays to reduce centralization
- Relay connections statistics
- Search: also search in previous name and nip05
- Show previous profile pics
- Added tab for just broadcasting without signing on Signer
- Performance improvements and bug fixes

https://nostur.com/screenshots/icloud-sync-multi-device-medium.jpg

https://nostur.com/screenshots/nostur-release.jpg

App Store (Mac, iPad, iPhone): https://nostur.com/appstore

Direct download (Mac): https://nostur.com/Nostur-1.15.0.dmg

Homebrew (Mac): brew install nostorg/nostr/nostur

Source code: https://nostur.com/source


#freespeech https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/07/10/russia-outlaws-the-moscow-times-as-undesirable-organization-a85677


The invention of the car loan 😀 https://video.nostr.build/d4a8a3f99f85b475922fafc7feb86e94f17bd97656c091e2bc574fd6d42c6b3c.mp4


How many earth s would fit in the sun ? https://video.nostr.build/4e4f17854827ed1b28738911a74db5fe90da52fd94ed54772a1bb738668d38b6.mp4


https://cdn.satellite.earth/8a6e15fa9216fb66637c5cf8a19cb880d4044dc422e3b93d1b9e5226839b9d6a.jpg
#meme #memes


But suddenly it's nice and warm and cozy. 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/d43d5f290e1dda823ad91b2e3f6c630b87e23ef6f6348feaeebe2426fc89e84f.jpg
#meme #memes


Just 3rd place of THE TOP 10 MOST INDEBTED COMPANIES OF 2023 https://gfmag.com/data/companies-largest-debt-world/
nostr:note15hf0aruadkq96g07xxwn5sfn8q06h0u5pac3pu306h53659shhqsy8728p


Never thought you’re this picky. 😂


Hi everyone

This poor, remote town in Peru uses #bitcoin

It’s has to be seen to be believed 💜

https://youtu.be/-uCyFQPpdGI


You’re welcome!


#mtb no roads just #dirt


You expected to stay dry?


German Taxpayers' Memorial Day 2024 is on Thursday, July 11. From 11:08 a.m., citizens will once again be working for their own wallets.https://www.steuerzahler.de/aktuelles/detail/von-1-euro-bleiben-nur-474-cent/


#Fussball vielleicht…


#Bier ist es nicht…


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two hippos kissing each other


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 9, 2024. Block height of 851396

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/33e6daebbea1618f1742e53e464ec00292f4b5f09501b2f10886d207f22a61ee.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/824ebe203d3aeb2ea094420edc21f76bc3afb9da60aa7b37a74d7b4ded6bc4bc.gif
nostr:note1chl3ywycq8xtum89dta7cjmp6l77aksvcqqrl3yrnntnw3yq4yjqfa9nty


oh no

https://cyberpress.org/9-4gb-twitter-data-leaked-online/


I knew you had a dark side.


Please repeat in Schwiizerdütsch!


Already into 3 glasses of wine, too complicated.


Just saw another Android…


I’ll never zap you again.


Hi hi NOSTR,

I'm happy to finally release a MASSIVE v0.2.0 update of Satonomics (a better, FOSS, Bitcoin-only, self-hostable Glassnode) !

Here are the main things:
- 5000 datasets by block height (only for desktop and tablets sadly)
- A light theme (still a work in progress)
- Real Settings and various other things in the tab
- Split panes when needed so that you can finally also view the price
- The minimum and maximum values visible on every chart

Full changelog: https://github.com/satonomics-org/satonomics/blob/main/CHANGELOG.md

https://m.primal.net/JKxD.png


Happy Birthday & keep hodling!


Take out a $100k loan for university or a $80k loan for a car, pay 6% interest and people will congratulate you.

DCA $1k #Bitcoin a month and people will say it’s too risky.

The hard truth is that most people celebrate debt slavery over financial freedom. Don’t be most people.


It’s not 4am


Look at our social security at work.
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Pixelmator


Actually it is (cropped image)


😂
https://image.nostr.build/4891a5f225d8c91d9cc49a5497e8374a7045b989267f20f7dce7e73023f40361.jpg


Lower


Anyway make a guess.


Ok tell me.


Any vid on TikTok gets a visible TikTok watermark, any vid uploaded to Nostr could get a nostrich too…


Not sure if „another“ app does the thing / convince ppl to jump on board. Maybe a Nostr handle on more websites / web templates / web tools would make pple click on it and install any Nostr app…
https://image.nostr.build/dffb7f6531a801415c1d65847cf0cdb16490f5ad1bed1651113c925c3d048d8d.jpg


nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe for entertainment purposes a YT player should be embedded in the future but idk if it’s possible…
https://image.nostr.build/4db2fd29b426d68900a3f8d6a85cc3e067a84931a9e393f443124e36f62ae1ed.jpg


Trying hard but lots of pple stick with Fiat, Whazzap, FB and Insta. Sad!


1k FAT ZAPS to anyone who comments on AND reposts the message bellow:
(I need feedback to help #grownostr )
nostr:note1a5cdjtzamknl9trwqjy29zgpx04r2ra8phjdlrdv2l3pncxqcmaqzpxar9


#zapathon #nuclear #meme #nostr #grownostr

https://image.nostr.build/413e5d884329858dd2a51e01861b8148d158a451a50eb6541e83f0208941d715.jpg


GM & Titties


Expired


GM / my stomach recovered from that picture 😂


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 an explosion of colors


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 7, 2024. Block height of 851087
FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/acd037ef7559567e43a185f653e107df7c1408715437f6fbc8a50ba026195f6f.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/12219e57541cae38a10a1eb78fdddd532dedbed4df843725dff93acc92bf7473.jpg
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Between that and a bit of metadata leakage, which would you prefer?
https://image.nostr.build/44857cfbf52a0c2946910a338964e96cbb3e8f554367c022cbe237ee46ed3666.jpg


I just spilled my coffee & threw up a croissant.


Loyal dog, won’t say anything! 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/c78ad5378f478db6b41ca4b4b06872717bd2f2a0021b161096548020affa96fa.jpg
#meme #memes


It’s when someone lightens his blunt with a candle


Someone looking at notes and other stuff transmitted by relays. https://image.nostr.build/7049027ec5944a89cd211c790e73e98d928ac99de55b7a104e7d9094799d7f88.gif


You’re welcome!


Thank you! ⚡🙏


Copy&Paste the emoji ⚡


Add ‘⚡’ manually


You can set a “⚡” as reaction button and link your wallet ie WoS then it works on mobile/iPhone without problems


nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 !!!


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a hungry crab 🦀


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 6, 2024. Block height of  850927

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/cfea18026b6ad40a3d5601ff0d5be03d6e5ee5756f4f4d87f5891158ff2f0cd1.jpg


https://cdn.satellite.earth/4a9a0ddf2282968c542002d8b9130441ed6e6892c1a7b68532013f5aaa0d1b8c.jpg
#meme #memes


Ok I like that!


30 min to go! https://image.nostr.build/9c1e892f3176a688a45284ecb19f1ebd7b67acfb7102ed6a3d8061e0880dad74.gif


Where am I?


Stacking Cats

nostr:note17n3wd5nrwd42qc2f5ydm0t2va8xjw5fvmfsw2glw33aqwlzqukts0ts6f8


A critical bug has just been fixed in our iOS app.

Keep an eye out for App Store updates. 👀

Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsgry59cjz70z9gm02cyz3feacgk0hytfdd008ve87efjah423qmlgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtc6dk82n for fixing. 🙏

Zap that man!


That was fast! Update this morning, now running smoothly! 💪💥


Cool! 💪


nostr:npub1864jglrrhv6alguwql9pqtmd5296nww5dpcewapmmcazk8vq4mks0tt2tq your app keeps crashing on iOS 17.5.1 or is it just me?


This is how Bitcoin has felt in the last few months...

https://m.primal.net/JICR.mp4


Only 1 way to get epic sats
https://image.nostr.build/b08a5452ed311eabbeff84e2aaedfe1ee058476a381cb763b313d23e8a022be4.jpg


GM. Germany plans with new debt of just over 40 billion euros for 2025. The number of #Bitcoin remains unchanged.


ZEUS v0.9 will have BOLT 12 support for remotely connected Core Lightning nodes using the c-lightning-REST and CLNRest interfaces.

We will also be providing BOLT 12 Lightning addresses in app, for free, courtesy our friends at https://twelve.cash/

More info on BOLT 12 here: https://bolt12.org/


You seem to be angry


Hundred Percent


Hasta la Vista


https://image.nostr.build/007e2b237dd9daa488f457aa4f9659c6e47f1ed2b99b686cfbae5e8d47f330ad.jpg
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https://image.nostr.build/5415b3eca8539fd2e04b0563c4d49155d30374af4a1d9f59b0b623a81477efbc.gif
nostr:note15la7lnrqnez4yq2erghtsmfr0zydsqmefw9847khtvnvgmnqnl9scxmuyk


Can’t tell anything to my brother, too!


https://cdn.satellite.earth/9ace18224d29b2c547d4b3f0ea689db8d9dadab1bd43863d9a3a5e43e573a71d.jpg
#meme #memes


#Bitcoin
#memestr
https://m.primal.net/JFuz.jpg


„Because the guest pays for 16 beers individually with an EC card, the landlord calls the police“ > #Bitcoin fixes this! https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/bayern-gast-zahlt-16-biere-einzeln-mit-ec-karte-a-c3bba05e-e812-4c5f-8611-65fd6af4a38a


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 the devils face 😈


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 3, 2024. Block height of 850521

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/7af6282ff337f1df8dce754a6f30f6bc9d987f3b0f64a29e5db754d1bdb20023.jpg


I just read it.


From today until Friday this week we will perform planned maintenance on our WireGuard servers, causing slight interruptions for a brief time. Thank you for your patience.


https://video.nostr.build/2011a745d93e79befd38d1687fcc1fd6d7d1cb9e3ba7a4446e99eb1b86618a76.mp4
#meme #memes


GN nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a fat spider I accidentally stepped on 🕷


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is July 2, 2024. Block height of 850371

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
https://image.nostr.build/5466301aee2d52514e5a71bcb071c638b3d8200bfdbfcf02f862af703f005edb.jpg


HRF is a proud supporter of free and open source Nostr development and we are happy to be here!


https://image.nostr.build/38dc0f76c2baedc9d5df85092e1950447715ded8649437ca1b96ef6a80024167.gif
nostr:note1d5zdnzu0x8dalvvhygdqkcy239g648n0dduw5mchlcwhmfchs9xqqqylqh


nostr:npub17xvf49kht23cddxgw92rvfktkd3vqvjgkgsdexh9847wl0927tqsrhc9as is finally on Nostr! npub17xvf49kht23cddxgw92rvfktkd3vqvjgkgsdexh9847wl0927tqsrhc9as


#WEF nostr:npub182jczunncwe0jn6frpqwq3e0qjws7yqqnc3auccqv9nte2dnd63scjm4rf what ya doin‘? https://www.wsj.com/business/world-economic-forum-klaus-schwab-discrimination-harassment-de285594


Sell your #Bitcoin ! https://image.nostr.build/6441eab676c18f66e0cb131768c9382f96e347e3d3a50149c9c07dc8db48057d.gif


If you haven't set up Lightning on NOSTR yet, do it now!https://image.nostr.build/27dc4f124f70735b32d66227107a879c7e71a4c9a0468352d32cf2379227a37b.gif
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#meme #memes #nostrmemes #nostr


That’s 10 Bucks soon! 🚀


Yes! 💯


💪🏽☀ https://image.nostr.build/48200a6e4bf9dfa10f2ce88a6d884d586491b1fa7267aaf19fffe077bcbac3c2.jpg


One day, that’ll be a coffee! 🚀


GM. In the early days of Nostr, #zapathon was the ultimate stress test for many lightning wallets. Today, some still fail at occasional zapping… nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 ? https://image.nostr.build/ebc8c97193db08fe659dfc76295ff113700ce10a9c7a46235f65c4ab9849181c.gif
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GM #inkblotart I see a colorful pufferfish 🐡


#moscow #russia #WladimirWladimirowitschPutin is looking forward to the concert of #kaynewest while they fight the Western Nazis in #ukraine https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/06/30/us-rapper-kanye-west-visits-moscow-russian-media-a85564


BTC dropped from USD ~63.200 to ~62.800. I think it’s dead. 😂
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#Nostur update (TestFlight)

- Enhanced Relay Routing: Connect to additional relays for people you follow
- Avoid top relays to reduce centralization
- Relay connections statistics
- Improved relay settings and descriptions
- Discover feed: posts by anyone you don't follow which are most liked or reposted by people you follow
- Search: also search in previous name and nip05
- Optimized reactions and zaps list on post detail
- Added tab for just broadcasting without signing on Signer
- Tapping on highlight / quote will now navigate to full content
- Fix invisible link color in DMs
- Fixed previous profile pic loading issue
- Fixed removing mention from post would still notify user
- Update nostrcheck.me to v2 api endpoint

Note: Enhanced Relay Routing connects to many more relays and needs to be turned on in settings first

https://nostur.com/screenshots/nostur-enhanced-relay-routing.gif

TestFlight: https://nostur.com/testflight
Source code: https://nostur.com/source


….and now it’s real.
https://m.primal.net/JDiH.mov


Every day!https://image.nostr.build/2e7220f13d0d01e1a9f312ec0579de6e89f7af8ae29a9281d4126ef99d09b924.gif


On iOS you can try nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 in combination with nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq


#jobstr


nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 fails in zap stress test
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