✨ Announcing the release of Cashu.me – a Cashu wallet for the web! ✨

Cashu.me is a Chaumian Ecash wallet for Bitcoin built as a progressive web app (PWA). Today, we're excited to announce its first release and would like to thank all developers and users who have helped to build and improve this wallet. Cashu.me is free and open-source software released under the MIT license.

https://m.primal.net/IFMf.jpg

To get started, open Cashu.me in your browser and install it to add it to your home screen. We recommend to use your device's native browser for the best experience. Beware that Ecash is a bearer asset which means that if you delete your browser data or lose access to your device without a proper backup (see below), you will lose your funds. Use this wallet only for small spending amounts.

New Features

Countless new features for this release give you the best possible Ecash experience. We're bringing this ancient crypto technology back into the 21st century and present you a modern interpretation of the original cypherpunk vision - built on Bitcoin.

At a glance

- Modern UI
- Support for Bitcoin and USD
- Seed phrase backups
- Animated QR codes
- Intelligent coin selection
- Send Ecash offline
- Receive Ecash offline
- Lock Ecash with P2PK
- Discover mints via Nostr
- Swap Ecash between mints
- Remote control with NWC

https://m.primal.net/IFMh.jpg
https://m.primal.net/IFMi.jpg
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Read the full release notes here: https://gist.github.com/callebtc/67da3f586ef273df80bf679e464bc3f3

You can host the wallet on your own server. Find the images on Dockerhub or build it yourself with the GitHub repository
https://github.com/cashubtc/cashu.me


Sugar!!!


BTCMap.org


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#BitcoinPizzaDay 🍕 #Bitcoin 🧡
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There’s no secret just a lot of pixels moving back and forth 😂


Black belt in gif modification 😂


I wanted to make a shareable overview video that people can point their family and friends to about money, banking, and bitcoin.

“Read this 500 page book” doesn’t always go over well, but “watch this half hour video” is more approachable.

So, hopefully it’s helpful:

https://youtu.be/jk_HWmmwiAs?si=-8Okyee-gqeaPdvm


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Is it wrong that I see two ostriches side by side in the green ‘N’


Absolutely not! 😂


No. https://image.nostr.build/c6032bbb28212cf06ee1227168ca952124f50a263009028e61d63e5b2b563774.jpg
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No. https://image.nostr.build/1fd463448bfea39a78a7d360198180212aa53edf737ac13c827e511510907b83.gif
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Friendly reminder: enjoy NOSTR!https://image.nostr.build/c8b391c6ffb0c193079693ae5fd6f60f508fa8242f0eb5d90d291d31e1e846f6.gif


This...

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#zapathon is 24/7. Zapping every day keeps the doctor away.
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#zapathon is 24/7
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Any of you remember #Zapathon?

 No?

That's what I thought. 😢


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If you have bought a new iPhone every year since 2011, you have spent $8,337.

Now if you took the same amount of money you spent back then and bought #Bitcoin  instead, you would have stacked 33.9146 #Bitcoin , now worth $2,117,257.38

It's not about luck, it's about priorities and education. Stack #Bitcoin, not IPhones.

And by the way: IPhones got a lot cheaper on a #Bitcoin  Standard and increased tremendously for Fiat folks. https://image.nostr.build/9b16ca3d5147a33a0ec07127996384466662eb6f6fe0d269274a9a5a610306d4.jpg


6 weeks later all major work on the skatebowl is done!!!

Only some finishing touches remain. We're planning an opening ceremony for mid-July.

If you can't make it, don't stress, the park will always be open to anyone with a Nostr npub. For everyone else, the entry fee will be payable in Bitcoin only.

All made possible thanks to a Bitcoin Discovery Grant from Block. Super grateful.

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🙏🏾🧡

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All #bitcoin all the time.

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Robert de Niro saying all the nice things about the stinky egg
https://youtu.be/1y_-rLWozIo?si=90Mz9E7DCXi5W8-_


For anybody who is literally ASLEEP every time they log onto their Nostr client, you should toss nostr:npub1f6ugxyxkknket3kkdgu4k0fu74vmshawermkj8d06sz6jts9t4kslazcka a follow if you haven’t already.

Ava is an outstanding source of user-friendly privacy tips, tricks, service provider recommendations, and best practices. In a few short months, I’ve learned more from you as I have from any other source.

Thanks for helping us all stay secure 🤘🥷🫂🤙 nostr:note1yewsnvjca0kahnpln88zfrj0vyxyst8hxazay2ggall0quvcx3eqxt3d2s


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a big black bat staring at me


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 9, 2024. Block height of 842688

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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Don't panic (unless you are a bankster)

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!! Now sending #nostr native notes into bluesky over the bridges. Please repost so other nostriches see this
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My feelings every time I learn more about how the federal reserve works:
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#argentina #inflation
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Back in 2011, Fed Chair Bernanke told Congress that the Fed's balance sheet would return to its pre-crisis level.

It never did, and now it's far larger than in 2011, let alone pre-crisis levels. And by around 2025 it'll level out and start to head up again. It's going up forever, Laura.

https://m.primal.net/IEkb.png


You don’t know it, but you’re working for Facebook. For free. In 2023 Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp/Threads made >$130 billion off of sharing your private information, pictures, and videos for advertising purposes. Given that greater than 80% of Americans use Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp/Threads they have a monopoly on user data and should be broken up by the FTC.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/07/22/you-dont-know-it-but-youre-working-for-facebook-for-free/


Whenever you feel dumb, just remember that there are people who bought negative-yielding bonds.


🙌 Things I can #control #BITCOIN #NOSTR 🎯
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Zapped


A meme 4 u https://image.nostr.build/f8dd892dfa258f0af832ef34b1677d99645782a6f23095bba07e631cadf0a004.gif


CBDC is not your friend. https://image.nostr.build/2fdc87ce9c54d9863a28e0f0f93be36c98fac69050ca2ac8f1d46e2d41fd6f00.gif
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Delicious!


https://image.nostr.build/10407b1a9e4fb18749f010462e40c50aa1651650f1ce020a9a97964c76629dcf.jpg
#meme #memes


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a ghosts skull with horns and claws coming out of his mouth


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 8, 2024. Block height of 842539

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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Working hard to become irrelevant. 🤟

btcmap.org --> map.org

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The nostr killer feature:

Free all your data – Import everything you've ever posted from any platform.


Depends on the jurisdiction

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Visit a dentist regularly


god damnit https://image.nostr.build/8d7b9108e9996d920480d95061b7b840fef236cd202e6fb921374251e5b5a339.jpg


All twist contests will be won. https://image.nostr.build/070bc0b30d7fd148b015b9663ead1466f0ef30c3e43b0238c9ae94b995ed2852.jpg


☕
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Trying #Nostr for the first time

 https://video.nostr.build/09944a0b06acb8646919ff65aad35b7b942c66049353a6b22724d0a84b1a52f8.mp4


So far so good! But way to go for an official emoji I think…


👇SIGN THIS PETITION👇 GM.
https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji


When you arrive in #ElSalvador after practising twice on Duolingo. https://video.nostr.build/aa20656b45235b2d8ee88e8b1bbaadedbe10a96b1fcb412119ed5b135812b9de.mp4


No comments from the FED and ECB press offices on the matter….

“#Bitcoin would strengthen independence."

“Should the (Swiss) National Bank include Bitcoin in its reserves?" 🇨🇭

(via Swiss newspaper Blick)

Lukas Reimann 🧡 https://image.nostr.build/2374f1f40f558d952bb4bc096ae911af94a0469b77fd8c33c1d6605698cd01f0.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 three octopuses in Caribbean waters


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 7, 2024. Block height of 842439

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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🫡

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https://image.nostr.build/132cae110a0a8af49a2fab604b9332a2ecdbaf8d37e47e9fa2b1212c2d29a663.jpg
#meme #memes


BTCmap: a go-to destination for mapping the Bitcoin economy! Discover local businesses that accept Bitcoin and contribute to the growth of the Bitcoin community, nostr:nprofile1qyfhwumn8ghj7mmxve3ksctfdch8qatz9uq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uqs7amnwvaz7tmyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgcwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxxatjwfjkuapwveukjtcqyql2kfruvwanthar3cru5yp0dk3gh2de6358r9m5800r52caszhw6qpgh2f  creator nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz8thwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuetj9eek7cmfv9kz7qpqcn670f663n3ks02jnnlsvd5y88zjnefy8343ykaxs7y3nzzketrs6lawua   explains.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hRfX20Keppw?feature=share


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 the demons skull scaring everyone huhuhuh!


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 6, 2024. Block height of 842327

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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ZEUS v0.8.4 is now available

- Ability to select wallet/node on start-up
- Currency conversion: Silver (XAG) + Gold (XAU)
- Password page: improve layout
- Revamped Pub theme
- UI improvements
- Bug fixes

## Links

Blog post: https://blog.zeusln.com/new-release-v0-8-4/

Release notes: https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/releases/tag/v0.8.4

ZEUS documentation: https://docs.zeusln.app/
Embedded node FAQ: https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq

Android

Universal APK: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.4-universal.apk
arm64-v8a APK: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.4-arm64-v8a.apk
Manifest: https://zeusln.com/manifest-v0.8.4.txt
Manifest Signature: https://zeusln.com/manifest-v0.8.4.txt.sig

F-Droid (Self-hosted): https://zeusln.com/download/

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=app.zeusln.zeus

iOS

IPA: https://zeusln.com/zeus-v0.8.4.ipa

Apple App Store: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/zeus-wallet/id1456038895 https://image.nostr.build/47a07a4e93444b2e829eaed115014e57f792f3c36f322ac36a63b5f35a7d3c41.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 an abstract lion with a smile on his face


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 5, 2024. Block height of 842182
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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Ouff, this is such a good video, a must watch for everyone who’s ever used money

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Do you see a red can of coke? , 🤔 what if I told you that there is absolutely no red in this picture and it was just you brain adding information that doesn't exist, don't believe me? zoom in 😳 https://image.nostr.build/6af9caf944c2da7261a9b004b49e6ab61587bec628b13e795f5bb9d81f133ba9.jpg


You’ll end up messing around with boats or with people generating AI pics of you 😂


https://cdn.satellite.earth/878b3347e036618f57e0d32e7b36c7639364d49e8de4da0dc9abc25e19210089.jpg
#meme #memes


Solid 😂


"The Finger" #Captionthis #Asknostr #Tesla #BeOG
https://m.primal.net/IDWs.mp4


https://cdn.satellite.earth/583a00d34383ab8ebe83908372c5c9b55d62ddb55f537dfc49988fbc2c556867.jpg
#meme #memes


https://image.nostr.build/44e322431a94b60cd5827ca3e18d401d7fb2a41fbfb7adc4851b65a2104bdc6c.jpg
#meme #memes


21m

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Join us.
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We were recently made aware of multiple potential DNS leaks on Android. They stem from bugs in Android itself, and only affect certain apps. We have reported them to Google, and are working on fixes.

Read more: https://mullvad.net/blog/dns-traffic-can-leak-outside-the-vpn-tunnel-on-android


#weedstr https://image.nostr.build/42aa87bf43ae3f56734a23f1757d62686bd981d1331cb1f5520502e4a10b8d07.png
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X candle: 🔴
Nostr candle: 🟢
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using twitter in a world where nostr exists makes absolutely no sense to me. So grateful to have filtered that noise out of my life


I axed my main account the moment I joined Nostr. Lost my password to the other reader acc, don't care to go through recovery. Been twitter-free for good!

#deletetwitter

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#deletetwitter nostr:note1m74w384e4h2aqtsnn6562nmd0hwehge2sll8jvt0rdhem5xf0d0sszpv6q


Are we doing #Zapathon today?


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Somehow it worked


Can’t zap you, can’t fetch invoice


Do it. https://image.nostr.build/2e7220f13d0d01e1a9f312ec0579de6e89f7af8ae29a9281d4126ef99d09b924.gif


The ⚡is wrong


NOSTR is Bitcoin ice cream for everyone. https://image.nostr.build/532ffecead7642b7c6a11bf5f0ab3a84f2b5066847e8bdb56cbaa945ecaf1f42.gif


https://video.nostr.build/bb5a3074301ce32b887c479b523d05cdd130712d9c2a65e6c5ef7c916789901f.mp4
#nostr #grownostr #plebchain


Why nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx thinks nostr will eventually win.

#whynostr
https://m.primal.net/ICAB.mov


https://btcmap.org/ useful


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two lambs staring at each other


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is May 1, 2024. Block height of 841636

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/2857994eed3b730ea1375489ca9fc72049fe7e0bc8590c1f22bb80ed7cf14ff8.jpg


Casino Royal


“Oh look, the Wright Bros have crashed again.”

~ Percival Schiff, Stagecoach Broker, 15 Dec 1903
https://m.primal.net/IBup.png


https://image.nostr.build/85b86ed9e75649e54fccfd286bbf13143f4504e91872ef798e8f90b4368db7e3.jpg
#meme #memes


GM. Sats are cheap. https://image.nostr.build/3ce75fbb228b4f16bdfddd3389ef11fea2912ab17bb5e45079d1ef5e4205d687.gif


https://cdn.satellite.earth/5440c284e4d0974ae1bc7a5e0ba4a8bf5a54880cee4b317ec0b81451b0c81ec5.jpg
#meme #memes


#weedstr #colorado
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TRwZ9Z2BiY


Yes 💯


Nostr clients need to get serious about efficient bandwidth usage, specially on mobile. Caching as much as possible, only requesting new data, using the outbox model to minimize open WebSocket connections... Ideally built into SDKs or libraries like nostrdb so the average dev doesn't need to worry about it and efforts are not duplicated. This is no easy task and it takes a lot of careful engineering work but it's fundamental if we want the world to be able to use the protocol. It's easy to churn out new features or implement NIPs but building solid foundations is way more important.


Have you seen this yet?
Have you shared it with a friend?

💜

https://youtu.be/C1_MJ1loP-U


Soon going to launch the first multi-currency Cashu ecash wallet as a progressive web app. So stoked about this, here is an exclusive preview for you Nostr!

https://m.primal.net/IBeu.png


envisioning a future of a Signal-grade private social network, where you have local llms privately translating, summarizing, and building algos of your feed. It’s not far off, we have the technology today. damn this is cool and cyberpunk af.


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 an abstract drawing of a cats face


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 30, 2024. Block height of 841499

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/b666ee487e8af406a84a4763c45045925df735e242fbf5f233f5c3cc56451189.jpg


“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ”

 - Paul Klee


Auswirkungen von Bitcoin als gesetzliches Zahlungsmittel

https://www.hamburg-magazin.de/artikel/auswirkungen-von-bitcoin-als-gesetzliches-zahlungsmittel


GM Nostr ☕ https://video.nostr.build/179d0ab1873abc38250eb20dfe73ba316ca34db3034234f8c234ca330eeeca8b.mp4


Such a beautiful day 💜😂 https://i.nostr.build/4oBG3.jpg


You can disagree with someone on many topics and still respect that person and have them in high regard. Disagree != dislike

Surround yourself by people you respectfully disagree.


Nostr generally has poor discovery. I don't have many moments on here where I find new people to follow that I don't already know from other platforms.

Thankfully, being decentralized, the client that comes up with more effective algos will have an advantage and will get copied. I just wish there were more interesting data-driven attempts at discovery being tried.


Be nice and polite to all people. This may be the most important life hack. https://image.nostr.build/2b23c5131f611c93a0740cffc7097d77c5cd1786d5fa8ae7178310b64cf7f702.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/bbdd3fb4f6a92d291f1cfd0ddcc3857bf2e0b3428d456ecc88f3ecef622a7471.jpg

Moving to Nostr fulltime to build a better world.


The local relay acts as a very fast local cache for notes and profiles, it also enables offline use cases like replying to mail and browsing discussions that were made when you were last online.

It makes the UI code much simpler, all it does is talk to the local relay and does not have to handle the async mess of waiting for multiple responses from multiple relays. Building apps this way feels more intuitive for developers.

Apps feel more responsive because it can immediately show you local notes. Your user experience is not tied to network conditions. Another benefit is it doesn’t have to redownload notes it already has, so you get bandwidth savings as well.

I could go on for days about the local relay model, nostrdb makes native nostr app dev so much nicer 😅 nostr:note16j4evctuc39n6xztar3ly495n96q5szeplwxy8k0fgmlrusjgkcqavjdg0


gm NOSTR ☀ what is the hottest thing a girl has ever said to you?

ft. nostr:npub1aftmyhm62lrp6lwsha3yzyjy5kqdvuy7g23qg28a8q0cnmudv0ds0sdcke

https://v.nostr.build/M5Oxv.mp4


https://v.nostr.build/Z5ZVD.mp4

#YachtGremlin


E2EE DMs are coming to Nostr 🔒

After being nerd sniped by hearing  nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 mention OTR for the millionth time on the Bitcoin Review podcast, I spent the last few weeks digging into OTR, the Signal protocol, and a grab-bag of other cryptography.

The end result is that I (am pretty sure at least) that I found a way to do E2EE (end-to-end encrypted) DMs on Nostr in a way that is both forward and post-compromise secure AND doesn't require any centralized servers.

Demo video: https://share.cleanshot.com/nMKk6cn0

Live demo app: https://drdm-demo.vercel.app

And finally, the NIP (for those of you with bikes in need of a shed): https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1206

Huge thanks to  nostr:npub1klkk3vrzme455yh9rl2jshq7rc8dpegj3ndf82c3ks2sk40dxt7qulx3vt and  nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft for the chats while I worked out the details.


https://media1.tenor.com/m/5fJnSlBAQeMAAAAC/dance-party.gif nostr:note1dvs0fr72t5clqrpw20g5ltadaztq6qgq9fukp6r2nwr56tn3x65sv44ngl


I am utxo

Always was

Always will be


https://i.nostr.build/e44G.gif
https://i.nostr.build/a00q.gif


Normal days are an illusion


https://image.nostr.build/637bda7ac326f56ecd04840e64814337a1ef904789c050242a3a7d10c6543c93.jpg
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Memes


Hit it!


#utxo https://image.nostr.build/07455c0b03439cc95684dba6e2d3bb9cfa21852394ee495a973788e53ac92e3f.jpg


Not working


Doesn’t work


PV #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/IBMA.png


Dan is in the house https://image.nostr.build/1d1d5b76fa9e22cbb998b69e3545f21d77d9ccb610dc497e12a2cc6087af9e6d.jpg


My i.Cloud storaage is fool.

Pls send help. #asknostr
https://image.nostr.build/352d7713c5b8a85c41450838c8f2ef58cb36b61e38a2df81248c6031ef807e6c.jpg


Cold storage. Repeat: COLD. STORAGE. https://image.nostr.build/75b23764cf11df45a04640aa94c6cdfdec0cf978aa5ebfc6ba1db404c3a49f5f.gif
nostr:note1tl7pv8h6lapfd2dgzsfkql6f6hem794yl7y0kpe8udayauslxflq70dera


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 an interstellar fighter with black cape ready for a boxing fight


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 29, 2024. Block height of 841356

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/9f1f92ba428fbb88e3b6e7974054c356875635ca0c8f2e698f3f1e2f4efc7bd6.jpg


HA! https://image.nostr.build/703b3580a0f384275ec5ff4b152658decf2f562a947e828a43ae6124b9b10e28.jpg
#Dislexia


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a view on colorful farmland with trees, bushes and flowers


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 28, 2024. Block height of 841225
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/c90ac66259a519a9118e4f9c4bb8e4692b11aa22db97e8a976b4d41120f6f4c0.jpg


Download Orbot

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/orbot/id1609461599

Add tor relays

https://github.com/0xtrr/onion-service-nostr-relays


https://v.nostr.build/BRoLl.mp4
Gm #Nostr 🧡💃🏼💜☕🍀🐶🌞
nostr:nevent1qqsz7587vuy8n5t5eq3aaaq0egyhut0h07gx3p8tjjejva9fvx2k50gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qujm8l8mupgwvu8pye2ged78pg3huectlmm6at66x5wffgvl2fkgsxpqqqqqqz3vtm5h


Everyone can beat but I don’t agree.

„What is most striking is the speed of current climate change (barely a few decades) compared with the infinitely long time span of the ice ages.“

https://youtu.be/IbLOFh3U9gI
nostr:note1nd4rp5c34jzjkdtsqeg62jsl37pm6p5j9mmjq0h5mk90dg5r747sr0akc6


This is a list of nostr relays exposed as onion services. The list is currently actively maintained on [GitHub](https://github.com/0xtrr/onion-service-nostr-relays). Contributions is always appreciated!

| Relay name | Description | Onion url | Operator |
| --- | --- | --- | --- |
| nostr.oxtr.dev | Same relay as clearnet relay nostr.oxtr.dev | ws://oxtrdevav64z64yb7x6rjg4ntzqjhedm5b5zjqulugknhzr46ny2qbad.onion | [njump](nostr:nprofile1qqst94nsmefmya53crp5qq39kewrtgndqcynhnzp7j8lcu0qjple6jspz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7jxrgyy) |
| relay.snort.social | Same relay as clearnet relay relay.snort.social | wss://skzzn6cimfdv5e2phjc4yr5v7ikbxtn5f7dkwn5c7v47tduzlbosqmqd.onion | [njump](nostr:nprofile1qqsx8lnrrrw9skpulctgzruxm5y7rzlaw64tcf9qpqww9pt0xvzsfmgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skct9tyup) |
| nostr.thesamecat.io | Same relay as clearnet relay nostr.thesamecat.io | ws://2jsnlhfnelig5acq6iacydmzdbdmg7xwunm4xl6qwbvzacw4lwrjmlyd.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js) |
| nostr.land | The nostr.land paid relay (same as clearnet) | ws://nostrland2gdw7g3y77ctftovvil76vquipymo7tsctlxpiwknevzfid.onion
http://nostrland2gdw7g3y77ctftovvil76vquipymo7tsctlxpiwknevzfid.onion (for payments) | [njump](nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj) |
| bitcoiner.social | No auth required, currently | ws://bitcoinr6de5lkvx4tpwdmzrdfdpla5sya2afwpcabjup2xpi5dulbad.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1an3nz7lczcunpdw6ltjst94hgzcxpppnk7zk3zr2nfcj4yd96kdse6twjd) |
| relay.westernbtc.com | The westernbtc.com paid relay (via Tor: hjar34h5zwgtvxr345q7rncso3dhdaryuxgri3lu7lbhmnzvin72z5ad.onion) | ws://westbtcebhgi4ilxxziefho6bqu5lqwa5ncfjefnfebbhx2cwqx5knyd.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1pc57ls4rad5kvsp733suhzl2d4u9y7h4upt952a2pucnalc59teq33dmza) |
| freelay.sovbit.host | Free relay for sovbit.host | ws://sovbitm2enxfr5ot6qscwy5ermdffbqscy66wirkbsigvcshumyzbbqd.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq) |
| nostr.sovbit.host | Paied relay for sovbit.host | ws://sovbitgz5uqyh7jwcsudq4sspxlj4kbnurvd3xarkkx2use3k6rlibqd.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1gnwpctdec0aa00hfy4lvadftu08ccs9677mr73h9ddv2zvw8fu9smmerrq) |
| nostr.wine | 🍷 [nostr.wine](https://nostr.wine) relay (same as clearnet) | ws://nostrwinemdptvqukjttinajfeedhf46hfd5bz2aj2q5uwp7zros3nad.onion
http://nostrwinemdptvqukjttinajfeedhf46hfd5bz2aj2q5uwp7zros3nad.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1fyvwkve2gxm3h2d8fvwuvsnkell4jtj4zpae8w4w8zhn2g89t96s0tsfuk) |
| inbox.nostr.wine | 🍷 [inbox.nostr.wine](https://docs.nostr.wine/inbox/readme) relay (same as clearnet) | ws://wineinboxkayswlofkugkjwhoyi744qvlzdxlmdvwe7cei2xxy4gc6ad.onion
http://wineinboxkayswlofkugkjwhoyi744qvlzdxlmdvwe7cei2xxy4gc6ad.onion | [njump](nostr:npub1fyvwkve2gxm3h2d8fvwuvsnkell4jtj4zpae8w4w8zhn2g89t96s0tsfuk) |

A list of nostr relays exposed as Onion services.

This is a long form article, you can read it in https://habla.news/a/naddr1qvzqqqr4gupzpvkkwr098vnkj8qvxsqzykm9cddzd5rqjw7vg86gllr3uzg8l822qqxnzde3xserjdfjxvurjvp497akz0


This is the only picture we have of Satoshi https://image.nostr.build/e6417a5b0232a9f92fb74e62f4f8879181501a18f1f4cd434460eb5835618341.jpg


https://nostrcheck.me/media/f647c9568d09596e323fdd0144b8e2f35aaf5daa43f9eb59b502e99d90f43673/974f324f3f1d43b7f24c4919b70146c5ff77c1533b842d5bd01b4e5471124326.webp

#Grownostr 🔹 #plebchain

#memestr #meme


Did you find the error?


https://cdn.satellite.earth/274f7fc0eb736c7a3ac618d0ccb2b41a0dc4b471a6931214ce66dea3567affa0.jpg
#meme #memes


https://cdn.satellite.earth/2169c3f852ae3634aa447aad4a3edda29cc367ca1d7ba445307f036246dbd313.jpg
#meme #memes


https://video.nostr.build/e312e7300085fef6d06e0ffc502a3ab593785cb948c37e577b9e32198837e429.mp4
#meme #memes


#luganoplanb #keet https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=px-oUD8QEu4


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two spooky genies facing each other for a battle


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 27, 2024. Block height of 841087

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/646c8a7f8c6161527ae10a2415d19aa946ae647e5d95ec02de427a347ca661ae.jpg


GM 🫡
https://m.primal.net/IAWq.jpg


There might be exceptions… can’t confirm all countries on the map 😂


The silent flight of owls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_FEaFgJyfA


Terrible maps! 😂
nostr:note1u36myl4fmt6d6s4329nqqyqjm8nzxhscjl4q0twda3tdlqncwggs04yj5r


A friendly reminder to stay hydrated.

https://video.nostr.build/6f87db285c2dafee2ea63c3299bd1347d9b0e5988752cc8af7886e8476919de5.mp4


Run.
nostr:note10jfs28reymlrgmj84daw6fw6vcxkhdn5h2tadjqpd0fpy2l9t7xqnltaua


You’re welcome! 🙌


https://image.nostr.build/edef0e7515935a171b81fa81476909781aaaf3df83660d8dfd073b4e6957cbc5.jpg
#meme #memes


Imagine you're on X and you can zap each other there. Would you send your sats to this guy?
nostr:note14w0xt7z85py6fpsltu634mke7km0p0kmud2v3atx9x8cnhvatrlssfhvnp


It takes much more energy to defend a lie than protect the truth.


Repost and Reply to this note for 1000 Sats.

— 20 Winners —

#Satoshi #Zap #Free


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 this looks like an aliens x-ray


Good day! This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 24, 2024. Block height of 840647

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/9a7d56d0f7372ad6de92ee6727ea3caee55f304e10f3daba5a0f5bcfe65359ea.jpg


This morning on X, I followed the footsteps of nostr:npub1uc5emj0zpmsgur65ue5tys5q0g0qs6xljwrkq3nfd4j0wy5qxvlswkas8p by changing my name to "moved on", leaving behind a clear landmark for others. A simple, yet clear "I'm done with this platform".

When will you move on?

#asknostr #grownostr #movedon

https://image.nostr.build/5870f28ea48e695cd3bb96b3eb27aac0b70365c8909dc46fe1eef90980f0fd5d.png


Announcing Strike Europe

Today, we're launching Strike Europe, expanding our full suite of products to all eligible European customers

Buy #bitcoin, free on-chain withdrawals, a full-featured Lightning wallet and more. Get the best of #Bitcoin with Strike.

We also have our Strike Business, Strike Private, Strike OTC, and Strike API products available for Europe as well.

When EU?!? Now 🫡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cboYEHuXwbc&ab_channel=JackMallers


#Bitcoin is Refreshing. https://image.nostr.build/10a20c108923666efb137491b85713b17d7c92be7fd22754c202b514dd8c45eb.jpg


I'm not here on Nostr because I run away from Twitter. I'm here because I'm in search for an internet as it once used to be.

I'm a hacker who fucking hates that social media is in the hands of private companies. I remember using IRC and meeting likeminded anons online. I remember what the internet utopia felt like. People who didn't care what your name or status is, people who aren't interested in sharing their boring holiday pics with random strangers online. I'm not interested in what politicians and influencers have to say. I don't care about the latest mainstream trend that's going viral.

I want random weird interesting smart people around me who share their ideas in a free and open space that isn't controlled by anyone.

That's all I'm looking for. There aren't many such spaces on the internet.


💫 NEW VIDEO 📹

🧡 This poor town in Peru uses the future of money🇵🇪

(Spoiler: the money is #bitcoin)

Watch my latest mini-documentary about a #bitcoin circular economy below.

I tried making this video a little slower because of the rather heavy-hitting subjects. I hope you like it.

Massive gracias to
@MotivPeru
. Please follow them as they seed #bitcoin circular economies across Peru.

⭐ Please share this, leave a comment, retweet and support Motiv! 🧡

https://youtu.be/C1_MJ1loP-U


Breaking: Apple adopting Bitcoin.
nostr:note10xqzearm9s0aksveyr53s97xxpayy6nunqhsv320avxs37ngklqs9q4gve


If this design gets 250 likes i send 250 zaps to 4 lucky people https://image.nostr.build/b7f879f8a0e8de19724304cba7db81d821353a280dbbe47e0045f87fa9a330ac.jpg
#Bitcoin


Uploads also in nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0


Although we talk a lot about Accounts, nostr.build has many very awesome free services.

- No ads
- Remove metadata from images
- Unlimited free uploads, no rate limiting
- Profile picture format and upload
- Import link for remote content
- Video uploads to 10MB
- Free View of recent media uploads
- Direct upload integration with Damus, Amethyst, Snort, Iris, Coracle, Nostrudel, and soon Primal
- 24/7 around the world support
- Daily review, removal and reporting of illegal/csam content
- Free API for nostr related projects


New video in 30 mins ladies and gents.

Hope you like me bumbling around the third world talking about #bitcoin

Hope you like it and it inspires you to bitcoinise the world 💜


Ok, ONE more prize left.  There was a last minute addition of a community pick prize of 5k sats.  Waz nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7's idea.  So, the note with the most zaps will win that final prize.  Anything goes, there are no other 'rules' 🏴☠🐸🏆.  Rally your zap army.  If literally nothing gets zaps, the prize will go to a 3rd place pick my me.

Contest ends in 6 hours.

nostr:nevent1qqsp3h383pt46snhuwmfnzslfmgpw39m4uhtykpch5ztqgh9ywll6msprfmhxue69uhkvun0vashg6r0dchxummnw3erztnrdaksygrucv52prwm9t7ln7d7w7l07nyrfz0lj7tjrqnav299gtej5frupcpsgqqqqqqsr8wxgh


Did we miss another nukening? 😂


painful. cryptography has fixed this already. time to care about it googles and facebooks of this world. keys to the user!

nostr:note1leydf5pzzunu35q9f83yrhvlnv09uxa5s8n4w7g6vkxpxaeqyyzq3xckht


😂😂😂 Yes it is! 💯


Logged into Facebook today...

Me: [goes to Facebook]
Me: [enters email & password]
Facebook: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies stoplights]
Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account"

Me: [goes to gmail]
Me: [enters email & password]
Gmail: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies bridges]
Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email"

Me: [opens new gmail tab]
Me: [enters recovery email and password]
Gmail: "Confirm you are human"
Me: [identifies more stoplights]
Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for other gmail]
Me: [enters security code for other email login]
Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"
Me: "No"
Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for facebook]
Me: [enters security code for facebook]
Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"
Me: "No"
Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!"
Me: "No"
Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?"
Me: "No."

...

This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.


The first rule of Bitcoin is: you talk about Bitcoin https://media1.tenor.com/m/1BiJyqMN4lMAAAAC/excited-so.gif


In Spain they say Bansky not Banksy


Normies and shitcoiners keep telling me bitcoin is dead and/or broken, and I'm just over here still living on it after 4 years like a psychopath.

https://m.primal.net/Hyye.jpg


You can read this, expect it to be like this and it’ll be something completely different… https://cointelegraph.com/magazine/thailands-crypto-utopia-sex-drugs-libertarian-smart-village/


Well it all depends on you. You can miss the parties and reject any other questionable offers…


 nostr:npub1tm2048gau5mp8u5kfnxk68y7wzzpv5ggpuluqmhlhrtaldl49kzs7elpna introduces  nostr:npub18z782cwajrylwmdmfpa87wcvwj6cqpnvzvlwj457etzstd7xm53s3stsc3 - his Bitcoin education platform co-founded with  nostr:npub1jqckepsld3xn98aeq7yg72g0yrqkz92vegkv6k3prfhkzu356v5qa6akee

https://d3e0luujhwn38u.cloudfront.net/original/img/original/92757/19cb2f43-7a39-41fa-82cf-38d5d4873a03.mp4

Catch the full episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERHAwZX-bg0

Check out Looking Glass education:
https://lookingglasseducation.com/


Koh Phangan


This is a real picture of the Moon passing the earth... it was discovered by the use of the NASA telescope. https://image.nostr.build/ad363f0eeaeed13a566e1ddba3aff21d4b03cf7827d9822433735ea44219e795.jpg


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a hybrid creature half woman half bat kneeling with her wings spread wide open


Good day!  This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 23, 2024. Block height of 840503

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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#halvathon
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🚨The source code of Chivo's ATM network has been leaked.

Does #ChivoWallet have anything to say about this?

Don't you find it at least suspicious that, after the leak of the personal data of 5.1 million people in El Salvador, the source code of Chivo’s ATM network gets also leaked?

No press release, no statement. Where are all of Bukele's cheerleaders?

https://atlas21.com/el-salvador-group-of-hackers-publishes-chivo-wallet-atm-code/


Have you zapped nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f today?


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Dear god.
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Proton Introduces Dark Web Monitoring

"Dark Web Monitoring scans hidden parts of the internet for Proton Mail email addresses that have ended up in illegal data markets. If our system detects a breach that affected one of your accounts used to sign up to a third party website, you’ll receive a Security Center alert along with actions you can take to mitigate the risk."

#cybersecgirl #proton

https://proton.me/blog/dark-web-monitoring


These are so great 😂😂😂✅💥

<One hour left

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My thumb hurts


okay frens I said good by to Twitter/X....
apparently it takes 30 days for it to be deleted.
not gonna miss it tho.

gn fellow virgins 🧡

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Wow, you've just reminded me of a dream I once had. Take note. This is a good sign.


Most people only consume online. Being censored is not an issue for them because they don’t speak in the first place. To position a protocol as censorship resistant is to appeal to a small minority.

I think a lot more people care about having to put up with crappier services at ever higher prices due to platform lock in. Nostr addresses this.


My thumb is still swollen


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Only 5 hours left!  LfG!  enter more than once if you want.

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If your girl is into X, you're probably not the perfect match.


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If you leave Nostr the zaps to you go to heaven.


If this note gets 250 likes i won’t know


At the moment leaving #nostr would be the most insane decision I could make. I will definitely take days off tho.

There’s so much innovation happening here and so little noise that leaving nostr would be like living without internet.

If this npub ever doesn’t write for a year, it means Im probably dead 🤙


if this note gets 250 likes I'll book a hooker for the entire weekend. (no, you're not invited)


If this shite meme gets liked 250 times I’ll zap ⚡ the first 250 likesrs 250 zappers 💜🫂👉☕ https://image.nostr.build/62bf2c5c7ae88f3260b8dbe3d1b60772101984dac426efdb28754d8b65695831.jpg


Shout out to the people we lost, and the people still here. You make #Nostr what it is, thank you for that <3.


I’m not on X, sorry.
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Never underestimate the stamina of a Nostrich.


You can leave X now.
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Watch Human B if you haven’t! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RFSBWrAllzw
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If this post gets 250 likes I will delete my twitter #nostr


LFG boost the shit out of that note!
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He’s just a pleb and made only a movie. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RFSBWrAllzw
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What if the world found out that Eminem was actually Satoshi Nakamoto? https://video.nostr.build/e33e34666d8eb76678603067e3640876455b31e2b369a0f923051aafc02db274.mp4


On this Earth Day remember that:

1) three billion people use less electricity than a typical US refrigerator ❄,
2) one of every three people burns wood and dung for heating and cooking 💩🪵🔥, and
3) humans need vastly more fossil fuels to make the planet more livable, and to green the Earth ⛽🛢🪨💚🌍


Happy Earth Day!

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I’ll never look at a map of the United States the same https://i.nostr.build/8GnwB.jpg


the return of #skullofsatoshi https://image.nostr.build/aa9bd235bb834279ec66b4ef4da2c0d1dcbd63401e4812df0786a61dfcd2738e.jpg
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happy earth day 🌎 https://image.nostr.build/2ff71e4ccc3c82d5041aafc59ab6a981730d6187f1ab490c01b0edc7b7cb1a42.jpg


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Well… Who did not 😂


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#BITCOIN IS WINNING 🟢💀☢


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Those who criticize at every turn take no personal risk. What's more, you position yourself as a critical contemporary who defies the mainstream with taste.


Remember. https://image.nostr.build/e8a940fbd86642e234f84d918d5ff2bf669676871c851384d3a318a815f74dda.jpg


Ok, Sunday meme contest just dropped. 💥🚨  The theme is 'paying for relays'.  Boost this and comment your memes for a cut of a 10k sats $prism.  Top two get 5k sats as judged by me.  Contest ends in 24 hours.

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😂 maybe I’ll join later


Keet


What’s this Coin, is it the cryptocurrency everyone is talking about?


#murica #dod This is a bag of bushings for $90k 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYWie96j3aQ


Still using Facebook for personal information?

Dutch privacy watchdog recommends government organisations stop using Facebook
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/dutch-privacy-watchdog-recommends-government-organisations-stop-using-facebook-2024-04-19/


If this post gets 250 likes I will delete my twitter #nostr


You have asked for it!✨

BIP-85 child key support is now available for the BitBox02!🔐

Get this and other new features with this fresh update: 👇
https://bitbox.swiss/blog/bitbox-04-2024-brienz-update/

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Correct answer ! 😂


Snowflakes outside in April ❄


I spent €12,500 on 3 videos over this past week.

Usually I’d aim to spend less than €1,000 on a video 😬 😬

I took some very big risks. My future self may hate me.

Anyway, I can’t wait to share the videos with you.

It involves planes, kangaroos, remote islands and of course, Bitcoin.

Subscribe here 🤠

https://youtube.com/@JoeNakamoto?si=SRk0jRipk7qhn4l2


GM. Which button do you press? https://image.nostr.build/ac7f6823eece15a88222eeaa337239d6927140b50f4023cfab25b3c60b09d3d9.jpg


Forgot $prism


Squeeze some sats for a relay. https://image.nostr.build/592a0009884eefd459f4ebdfea2e5b9dc79d77af52e3a53d61b73b88a94c4256.gif


#Bitcoin fixes this

 https://video.nostr.build/364c90544e3538efaf6ca726814354ef404b377b4c4ef46e005c81042f55706e.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/27bbe3d7a5c14a02d327ee7e12c68620d82aaff3f5f60cfb24f705be18cecd43.jpg just about..


Good Luck 🍀


„Put money to work“


Looks like a little snack, bear hunting with spear and arrow next


That’s PoW 💪


remember multiple reactions by the same npub are counted as 1 vote 🗳 on the #NostrMemes contests

example: npub x reacts 5 times to the note, their 5 reactions count as 1 vote.

all you’re doing is making the tallying process more tiresome lol making me subtract n shit


#NostrMemes Sponsored Contests Are Back!

This Weekend’s Contest is sponsored by our fren nostr:npub1g5uydlluwlrkj9gr9hmsrace8qkh5xjfjeutlnpfylxdeguqe99smm0hjc

Be free.  Have fun.  Get some sun.

Make it a meme-orable weekend.  🫡

One love, nostr:npub1g5uydlluwlrkj9gr9hmsrace8qkh5xjfjeutlnpfylxdeguqe99smm0hjc

During the 24 hours of the meme contest all zaps to Nostr Memes will be redirected to nostr:npub10pensatlcfwktnvjjw2dtem38n6rvw8g6fv73h84cuacxn4c28eqyfn34f

Rules are very simple frens: 1 submission per contestant, this weekends meme theme is “Freedom is Fun” Nostr Or Bitcoin memes that touch on freedom! as a reply to this note, not a quote reply or noteID reply. 🚨

Give a like 🤙 to the meme you want to vote for 🗳

🥇 Place Winner 15k sats
🥈 Place Winner 10k sats
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CONTEST STARTS TODAY SATURDAY AT 1:30 PM EST ⏰🔓

& ENDS SUNDAY AT 1:30 PM EST ⏰🔒


Supply and demand https://image.nostr.build/363ba705a591fb93d9cc325e96c850419f12e25f8561c0115b9d12446e28ab02.jpg


My npub, without me, is useless. 🔐 Without my npub, I am useless. 💜
I must fire my #Zaps true. ⚡
I must #zap straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. #Nostr 🫡


I don't think I've taken a day off of nostr since I started almost 15 months ago..  maybe in the first few weeks, I can't remember for sure. Even when I spent time where there was no cell service, I stopped where I could find it to post a note & zap some stuff. It's wild thinking about all the chapters this has passed through in a relatively short amount of time. People have come & gone, lost some favorites, gained others. Special stuff. Apps are so much better now. Options are way more broad😅 Anyone who's been following along most of that time might know me better than some of my closest friends. I appreciate you all so much. IRL I've been through some rough patches and a lot of changes in the last year. You've been my anchors, my comedic relief, my company, and often my inspiration. The changes just keep coming, with myself & with nostr. I'm so happy to be here for it. 😊 All that said, because I was thinking about taking tomorrow off... but I think I just talked myself out of it. 😂💜🫂


i exit
https://m.primal.net/HyNS.mp4


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GM
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Sound on https://video.nostr.build/df0d13c39a8974914737573361d784a9bd38f2bb3633b13f3f2d8a4d058b3222.mp4
#nostr #grownostr #plebchain


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#joinnostr #asknostr https://image.nostr.build/959f1a9c33bd2efbb9dffc7bf4bcdfe0510aa0538399ab35a4f65efc400c8ea5.gif
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GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a colorful frog sitting on his frog lady


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 21, 2024. Block height of 840198
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
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Something special about to happen! 😂💥💥💥


Closed social media platforms are failing while team open grows.

https://www.augment.ink/social-siloes-post/


🇨🇭#switzerland #snb
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#switzerland #snb #nzz

Now comes the popular initiative, which wants to oblige the National Bank to buy Bitcoin

The cryptocurrency necessarily belongs in the currency reserves, according to the promoters. With Bitcoin, Switzerland can secure its independence and neutrality. They get a course from a renowned expert in monetary policy.

Markus Städeli
04/20/2024, 9.45 p.m.

Collage Hans-Jörg Walter / Keystone
The Swiss National Bank (SNB) has always been a projection screen. For example, for gold fanatics, climate lobbyists or politicians on the left or right edge of the spectrum who would like to distribute "excess" currency reserves to their clientele. Shortly before his end of office, SNB boss Thomas Jordan is now also dealing with activists of a special kind: Bitcoin fans.

A group around the French-speaking Swiss crypto evangelist Yves Bennaïm launches a popular initiative that wants to add two small but meaningful words to a constitutional article. Today it says: "The Swiss National Bank forms sufficient currency reserves from its income; part of these reserves is held in gold." In the future, it should be called "in gold and Bitcoin."

The advantage of such a maximum simple formulation is that it allows the SNB to determine the scope of such a plant itself. She can also hold only one franc in Bitcoin, says Bennaïm. So you don't need to be afraid of your popular initiative.

To start a debate

The primary goal is to initiate a debate. Bennaïm is concerned about the future of Switzerland in an increasingly uncertain world. It is important to take the necessary steps to protect our sovereignty and neutrality.

"We are in the process of completing the organizational preparations for the committee and preparing the documents that must be submitted to the State Chancellery in order to start the process," says Bennaïm, who is also a board member of the industry association Bitcoin Association Switzerland.

Bennaïm receives help from Luzius Meisser, who, among other things, is the president of the asset manager Bitcoin Suisse: He will also stir the drum for Bitcoin as a reserve currency at the General Assembly of the SNB next Friday - the usual 3 minutes of speaking time is available to him.

"Of course, my speech also has a marketing component. But I am really convinced that Bitcoin should be part of the Swiss currency reserves," says Meisser. This digital asset is more robust in the long term than euro and dollar investments, whose economic areas tended to reduce their mountains of debt by means of inflation and thus also to devalue the investments of the SNB.

Like Bennaïm, Meisser also argues with independence: "With an inclusion of Bitcoin in the reserves, Switzerland would mark its independence from the European Central Bank. Such a step would strengthen our neutrality."

Switzerland could be 30 billion francs richer

Meisser is a repeat offender. Together with other shareholders, he already made the proposal at the 2022 General Meeting that the SNB should buy Bitcoin for 1 billion francs per month - at the expense of German government bonds. "If she had done this, Switzerland would be around 30 billion francs richer today," says Meisser. He also wants to present this calculation next Friday.

Meisser believes that the SNB looks at such issues in principle soberly. However, the timing is important when deciding on investment. It is worth being one of the pioneers, says Meisser with a reference to the recent history of the National Bank.

"The SNB separated from a large part of its gold reserves at the worst possible time at the turn of the millennium, after a number of other central banks had already done so and the price of gold had reached its lowest point in decades."

If they deal with Bitcoin too late and other central banks anticipate it, she risks "having to enter at much higher prices than everyone else," says Meisser.

Of course, Bennaïm and Meisser will run open doors with their demand in the rapidly growing crypto valley. But not only there: parts of the traditional financial industry have long since jumped on the bandwagon. After all, even customers of Postfinance or some cantonal banks can now buy Bitcoin. And also in Lugano you can now pay your taxes in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

In the industry, it is hoped that the recent approvals for Bitcoin investment vehicles, for example in the USA or Hong Kong, will affect the SNB. "Two years ago, there was no clarity about the legal status of Bitcoin, especially in the USA. In the meantime, the US Securities and Exchange Commission has classified this cryptocurrency as a commodity, and Bitcoin is now an integral part of the traditional financial system," says Leon Curti, Head of Research at the asset manager Digital Asset Solutions. This legitimization may make it easier for the National Bank to decide to invest in Bitcoin.

From a scientific point of view, it is already clear that an investment in an asset that has such a low correlation to other investments has a positive diversification effect. Curti also hopes for an advertising effect for the local location. "Alread a small Bitcoin investment by the National Bank would have a great signal effect and would underline Switzerland's reputation as a crypto nation."

The concern enjoys sympathy even among some scientists. For example, with Gunther Schnabl, who heads the Institute for Economic Policy at the University of Leipzig and was previously an advisor to the European Central Bank. "Worrecy reserves are traditionally held in government bonds, which are considered the safest form of investment. But the national debt has risen sharply in most industrialized countries, so that the default risk has grown," he says.

The risk of payment defaults increases

Payment defaults could materialize in the form of insolvency, inflation or financial repression. This can flourish even in his home country. Germany has relatively low national debt and a debt brake. But there are risks because the euro area is inherently unstable, says Schnabl.

In the USA, public debt is rising particularly quickly, which is a harm for confidence in the dollar as the world's leading currency. "In an increasingly unstable world currency system, Bitcoin as an asset could contribute to risk diversification in the SNB's foreign currency reserves," says the monetary policy expert.

Two years ago, Thomas Jordan replied to Meisser's proposal that Bitcoin "from today's perspective" does not meet the requirement for currency reserves. The SNB does not want to comment on whether the judgment at the time still applies.


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https://geyser.fund/project/dirtycointhecontroversybehindbitcoinmining
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#ASMR 😂


GM. May the juice of NOSTR provide you with strength for this Sunday.
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That’ll be inspired by HR GIGER and will look like an alien maybe


‚The biggest #stablecoin in the world is going live on the first blockchain integrated with #Telegram, introducing USDt on The Open Network (#TON).‘

https://blog.ton.org/usdt-comes-to-ton-embrace-the-true-peer-to-peer-experience


Trial & Error… Follow others. Everything else will come automatically…


One of the best features of a nostr.build account is you can delete your media after you upload it.

We completely updated how you move, delete, and share your media making it a lot easier to manage.

*Sharing media direct to nostr coming soon (shhhh!!!)

Hope you like the video, I tried to make it trendy and used Leonardo DiCaprio’s voice ;) https://v.nostr.build/Q7W0a.mp4


it took exactly 48 seconds for Tik Tok to ban this video and give my account a stroke

https://v.nostr.build/RmQq0.mp4


Don’t tell me! 😂


#marketing #joinnostr https://image.nostr.build/c6032bbb28212cf06ee1227168ca952124f50a263009028e61d63e5b2b563774.jpg


(sort of)


It’s already on nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0
https://image.nostr.build/284771720c146c98a3034bc27a63dee2bf133ad8eb836ea60b0d72f9281d4a71.jpg


So far we’ve copied most of Twitter. They have decades of learning what’s best for a microblogging product.

We’d be fools to ignore it.

But zaps are a new concept.

Presenting them as highlighted zaps like this, as envisioned by nostr:npub149p5act9a5qm9p47elp8w8h3wpwn2d7s2xecw2ygnrxqp4wgsklq9g722q , makes them stand out massively.

The UI follows what a new-comer would expect. Except zaps.

One of the distinct features of nostr stands out immediately igniting curiosity.

There will be many more opportunities like this, to represent a unique feature of nostr, not as a weird obscure thing to hide, but as something to be put front and center, to lean-in into what makes nostr special.
https://m.primal.net/HxmH.png


Visit Switzerland! Then you’ll learn how to put a raincoat over two layers of wool.


Wanna help us keep nostr fun ?

Every weekend plebs like yourself sponsor nostr:npub1r6d0rcg8d0n0x7w5m4w3cx96jdgar3f9l48zqndjuq7hhcg282ysv57ww0 contests!

A recent sponsorship recently opened up for the weekend of April 27-28 if you’re interested reach out to me!

The next available sponsorship after that one is for the weekend of May 18-19 🫡

30k sats minimum for sponsorship
distributed as follows:
1st place - 15k sats
2nd place - 10k sats
3rd place - 5k sats

(200 characters to promote anything you’d like)


https://image.nostr.build/1e50575066ca5e3ea1ca83ee66b99cb5e96f453fdc5ef7dd765cbb4da88da1cb.jpg
#meme #memes


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a prehistoric crab 🦀.


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 20, 2024. Block height of 840065

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/feb1e9d5529e75aa72199a6850224fd3c208286a95f6199ee0a85f722ebbbeb5.jpg


Sure 😂


Euphoria. Then it happened very fast between last blocks.


#Nostur v1.13.0 is out

New in this version:
- Bookmark color categories
- Authenticate to relays (NIP-42)
- Don’t autoload images if there is an NSFW tag
- Login with nostr (NIP-97)
- Bug fixes and performance improvements

https://nostur.com/screenshots/icloud-sync-multi-device-medium.jpg

https://nostur.com/screenshots/nostur-release.jpg

App Store (macOS, iPad, iPhone): https://nostur.com/appstore

Direct download (macOS): https://nostur.com/Nostur-1.13.0.dmg

Homebrew (macOS): brew install nostorg/nostr/nostur

Source code: https://nostur.com/source


Welcome to the fifth epoch. https://image.nostr.build/358c9c666c17c176151fc77a7ffb5a077629e885cd7ae2f43340522fa6679dbb.jpg


https://i.nostr.build/VwzZq.jpg

Don't fall for it.

https://i.nostr.build/gZDY3.gif

#cybersecgirl


#galaxy13 is sitting at 31 super cool awesome peeps.

C’mon join up it only costs 13 sats.

https://galaxy13.nostr1.com

Repost this for 69 zaps!


nostr:npub14aeuctmsc3zqm8n7p3f3ssxgwwlqvw06t9j2r0zk3c572g4lg5fs434afw copied it, too. 😂🫂


Yes probably!


🤷♂ that’s on the display idk


Next #halvathon in approx
https://image.nostr.build/026a4743793525860800975d625788938307cc14cf0e54cd29864b550d4dae75.jpg
nostr:note1g22h7zqrg842uvwnwvyszj8q49zj5sreerfxtedrueqnxjydlmjqr6k8xv


#halvathon 💜https://image.nostr.build/f40341b24ed20c2f9f4cdb31611fc8be87ae84db291eefb439f50c45436a02ed.gif


#zapathon #halvathon ONE LAST BLOCK https://image.nostr.build/592a0009884eefd459f4ebdfea2e5b9dc79d77af52e3a53d61b73b88a94c4256.gif


Foundry


#zapathon #halvathon https://image.nostr.build/1369e9a2443e2eb9ec5821441e769b645dff39cb4d463c73ed2bfc730038e886.jpg


#zapathon #halvathon https://image.nostr.build/a4274b5857777ba06022139ba67c7ba5e0faf6a7e35c4d357f4512b3f11502ac.png


3 Blocks! #zapathon #halvathon https://image.nostr.build/45c578b6f0b50dd0503acf1aa4656f014abf9b7076b418cd5fac824897e9bfd1.gif


🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣

https://i.nostr.build/nWkGM.gif


Breaking: Halving of X into 2 separate apps (“>” and “<“)


Breaking: Halving of TikTok into 2 separate apps (“Tik” and “Tok”)


If you're on #nostr rn, and nostr and #bitcoin achieve what we all think they will, all of the notes here, right now, will be historic. This is the first halving for the nostr protocol. Cheers to Satoshi. Cheers to Freedom Tech. 🍻 Long Live Sovereignty


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/774844d298a72bd68727be221263193910d48f09293f96d69387d2c6b80f8778.jpg


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/dafcb317230e6a1054234f6e917c4091fd2727b42d7e080b73e63c9e6b847642.jpg


What I’ve learned so far being on Nostr 💜🫂 https://video.nostr.build/69e64409f744e498ebb8a6c633f2d2ecbed8e4f3b4e7c667d01ccf5b4f276349.mp4


NEW: #Bitcoin  symbol projected onto 🇵🇱 Warsaw’s Palace of Culture and Science 👀🙌 https://video.nostr.build/e5348bd9905a92707d372d3f7bf2c398251daa153dd90245dceefa6bdc85be7c.mp4


Yup lol, just some shitty buzzword now

https://files.coinfund.app/cache/media_attachments/files/112/299/148/325/603/537/original/6a01743fd2b857b0.jpg?kjy_fallback_url=https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/299/146/584/714/199/original/2ce663817bed181b.jpg


Just short before it's halvening, it want to say it has been a pleasure to spend this cycle with you fine people 🫂


All of you 🤝 nostr:note1y3v9xk4e55nhv54qxtzeprdkdwdch46kvtf64mn4xs759dc08wmq28456p


Incredible build, worth every sat!


Why not here? https://mempool.space/de/graphs/mempool


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/123ea7d552b61b2d3a1fb1ae1aeb31bc6aa4524fb8fdc9436d7872afe319bafd.jpg


Update nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 !
https://image.nostr.build/ed1523ea3c7f9e9945e42b39ebe8bb3bee02ea16e220fe4c31d2f89628ad7885.jpg


#surfing #bigwave https://www.surfer.com/trending-news/sebastian-steudtner-surfs-potential-new-record-biggest-wave-ever


I’m fucked.
nostr:note1g2vsl45jxjmez2fjm7t75uzltxax0jaylw3ntvjf4pfrzygsdxasyzd5rr


How to Nostr
https://i.nostr.build/yq7D2.gif


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/1ceab5ed4edb41b41cc1f3f41be51cd41f8c50e1e4fe3592539e99bd41b533f8.jpg


Just keep going! 💥💥💥


Step 1 - Uninstall windows
nostr:nevent1qqswu4w99lylnjg5x792m2wjk9twq095jm5r2j60hmchk0zwpaermwcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqwgr5v6ghvwd4657dm3xy2zw64rcj8q46qkejjvyd424d2sfxk7vqvzqqqqqqy5qudjq


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/2aa6e3a655f885bd920559f9c5be76dbc0f13a496ce8aef8d6a86c5610f2607b.jpg


Disable animations and it’s gone


The Human Rights Foundation is proud to announce the launch of the Finney Freedom Prize, an award designed in Hal Finney’s memory to celebrate global achievements in the area of Bitcoin and human rights.

Hal Finney was a renowned civil liberties and privacy advocate, open-source software developer, and electronic cash pioneer. Known for his mantra that “the computer can be used as a tool to liberate and protect people, rather than to control them,” Hal spent decades working on open-source privacy and freedom software, and his career culminated in making historic contributions to Bitcoin in the project’s early years, before his life was tragically cut short by ALS in 2014.

The Finney Freedom Prize will be awarded to the person who does the most for Bitcoin and human rights in each halving era.

https://youtu.be/u5qK0r7nLPE?si=4L5JiFxXxNrr4kR0


39 blocks to go and the energy is buzzing, like this guy's energy 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Bitcoin #lightning #nostr #zaps #memes #halving #humor

https://video.nostr.build/3e627ea85f8c40356f864dbae9e101b679d89e4f24784a88c574fb8ca0c023b8.mp4


Happy Halving Day 🥳 https://image.nostr.build/bc93702e41a1e70761ecaf663545ba3d5e50ac9f422c15b1c04c69d1879377c2.jpg


supposedly the Western Union CEO got so triggered last cycle he sent his lawyers to try and find an angle to come after Strike and me personally. a former WU lawyer told me some crazy stories

someone tell this tough guy to come join us on nostr. we can talk about Lightning and hash it out like grown men in public with no lawyers 🤣🤣🤣

we are winning 🫡

https://m.primal.net/Hwon.png


#zapathon #halvathon https://image.nostr.build/2a595a610f3150495da424dec7266abb1f034eca7f7f23d4d131c771c3b5ebde.jpg


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/27a7719b241454b9d7ae709578a9bc44b847aa13160933f19b91abf9767fc7aa.jpg


#halvathon #zapathon until block 420,000 https://image.nostr.build/3ba33cf78136e936469d4e45a592e6154e402b372f476b5001a1f4429b930063.gif
nostr:note1d8m2wsflmls5c26rv6w35kmup3hg8apeg2aj07p0dwapj02fdexsukh43t


Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System

https://m.primal.net/HvVk.png


No too slow never mind but thank you anyway! 😂🤙


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/cc91ecb4ec44efc5861bc4aadbbc2c66f49ef959f87ca36b8857e0745d0057e2.jpg


#halvathon The halving party is on Nostr. https://image.nostr.build/13e69ad8aad889a91cfbf98b5d43ae6d2b456aa16c3a7efe810c0cfced5edc19.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/3722606762d30109d1a19ef4e832c169ae429e10780d7e936800a50bc27f01f9.png

Every time you use your jpm fiat card, or bank account you are zapping fiat to epstein’s banker.


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/1af10cefb060b70eec8c55b61c30139a3562ce0f3bd7da8bd14abfabbf0c7f5a.jpg


Where do you get the special glasses for viewing the halvening?


The 2024 #Bitcoin halving giveaway

Giveaway budget: 10,000 sats

Comment and repost/renote/boost this note to get zapped ⚡500⚡sats

Visit our web app LNServer.com and get your node a nice fat incoming #lightning channel.
https://i.nostr.build/WG4la.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/oBL5.jpg


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/603aed9e467292450de54e3027cf7f5280629ac830d1f2fd4d2b22ea99f88281.jpg


Good choice!


#halving #halvathon #joinnostr https://image.nostr.build/eb776999ac5d5211aff5d10cdaccc0d3dd10ee33d8bd68baabb808679c2edf98.jpg


Alternatively nostr:npub1mu7nv2jkaq4xausnn098xc8tp3gzgf2w5r2cj68x8dnns0rktmysnsj5cl


Oh I thought it had returned to the AppStore in US…


WoS


#halvathon https://image.nostr.build/621f6a0e10007fd097637f5b25252007da7cc420827c2d21d3c489b36edc1721.gif


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/06c4a98884854c6c6bfe1da21544f02b642694d5cce4d37026be3efe377f7ca7.jpg


Hours until halving


Me and the boys around our bitcoin full node as the halving draws near at block 840,000. https://video.nostr.build/59cccbf66bc2698c77b96b7f9d4f10681e3b4078b98ba6427b1d11e8341f1194.mp4


Russian influence operation thrives on Facebook in 2024. Pro-Kremlin network “Doppelganger” is buying Facebook ads to spread polarizing content on Facebook ahead of elections. In fact Facebook/Instagram make more money on misinformation and polarizing content, so they are incentivized to have their algorithms amplify this type of content and that is what they seem to be doing in every major election since 2016.

https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-influence-hackers-social-media-facebok-operation-thriving/


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/a9b1b250610b19981639dba5b2a1200f4f447fb84821a8abb7e6b29a2425941a.jpg


Of all sounds, humans are most sensitive to and most desire the sound of water.

https://video.nostr.build/28d9a40e162aeb32de7a98912b326fefbc41648f65044909e74b5f9d5efc05cc.mp4


12 HOURS! https://c.tenor.com/ihnL9V3OCv0AAAAd/tenor.gif


Macallan, Dalmore…


#Elsalvador #Google #NayibBukele #Plebchain #BeOG
https://m.primal.net/HxLW.mp4


Giant #Bitcoin  halving countdown clock spotted in a major city in Thailand 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/0b4f6ffd0fc819274f529601b6cab926b41a41a37fc52b398dfeeee72643d962.jpg


Gm #Nostr

I imagine you all are dressed up for this special day✨ https://image.nostr.build/b99e44b7c3435ff17b468255ff2b4aae4ccbdda1096d0a0082e426f7a005c209.jpg


There's simple way to solve this. delete telegram and install end to end encrypted messenger. then you don't have to figure out what Russia or any other government might do, or if you can trust employees or management of the company.

https://juraj.bednar.io/en/blog-en/2022/04/29/encrypted-messengers-how-to-communicate-privately/

https://juraj.bednar.io/en/blog-en/2022/05/03/encrypted-messengers-comparison/


Maybe Thailand


Me: "Where do you think the market is going to go?"
My cat/Risk manager: "Here"

#astrology #catstr 🌌🔮
https://i.nostr.build/eZX3X.jpg


(Web-App)


I think you have to go to cashu.me and add it to your homescreen


If your website requires login, consider adding login with nostr.

Demo: https://nostur.com/v/nostur-login-nip97.gif

NIP-97: Login with Nostr: https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/login/97.md


#halvathon memes until block 840,000
nostr:note1ujl5qw876qnkz0e23pyqevdcvyyjtxgs8ufwf20twwana5qm32cqy09kxc


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/7e113d01fed2f1ae53846af140a42190414940dcdc84d79e3dca4a9d6d260109.jpg


Yes!


GM!


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a motorbike rider in white


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 19, 2024. Block height of 839919

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/9592d2a11b5e0392d92832bf1b46960d2f2a91653a24c6c8ed0b63f5838e70c4.jpg


GM PV frens

 https://image.nostr.build/9610b38ecc8f14cde530743a72d7a38a5ca02b75b8ddff2ff70e2034eeaf380c.jpg


Two years ago today, I visited nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc  at his secret citadel.

Here’s the full video: https://youtu.be/X8PpCZoquvM


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/f2d71ba4086cef395a8844af79274f47841b909f2a4288fd58388545021518c2.jpg


#halvathon running until 840,000
nostr:note1qp3vjt4at2gg7can4vx503sfw0r3pzcrqqtmgvvwkj63ckp68phstg29rv


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/55ddbf1c38f1f5bb02b0f7a45c9bd07859a72e588b612803248a86ed4f9b31d9.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/e76474a345a55a7d2ae9e25f729219b93001f3a6a79266c93b15b9ec94fc5b75.jpg
#meme #memes


Upcoming #Bitcoin FOMC meeting at blocktime 840,000. Analyst’s consensus suggest further rate cuts by Chairman Satoshi Nakamoto. Jamie Dimon refused to comment. 🧡

Current blocktime 839 909
v/byte price: 40 sat/vByte

Video Subway Bangkok 🇹🇭
via nostr:npub1vzjukpr2vrxqg2m9q3a996gpzx8qktg82vnl9jlxp7a9yawnwxfsqnx9gc 🧡 https://video.nostr.build/00f06fa9add9f4bd902b9c58fa2d37fbc4cc73cd06f169ebe83572cd9b17ec95.mp4


Formidable!


https://image.nostr.build/ad8e97fac5ca8d437a59f98b183b522149d2e875acc1c1948e287934883f43ee.gif
nostr:note1pnwqv6ut9tfxmrwml0hz78zxjuww38l3nu68yk5kn8mcmw7pcm8sv69tsa


#halvathon
https://image.nostr.build/d50fda1381bb0684b3905fc4ba121cf24e68c7e5565ce451bf376deb31b3072f.jpg


Goodmorning Mmm 💜🍀🧡🫂
https://video.nostr.build/919e3348e960e61cd8114bb929cee44c351851bfc59d114279bdd6b9325a52c7.mp4 Friday its Time to do things we never did before ✨🔮👽🔮 #Afterdark Fun 🍀 C-you later #Plebs 🫡


I noticed more #simplex


https://image.nostr.build/626fa8088904042ae1791e026d5b8757c34dd708f1874adfd0091a1eeba88869.gif
nostr:note1u4agymjj4qr0pxzm289f8u5j0vtl3uygfxzhfltn0d7rmkqgwz9saw6l8u


Uh yeah that’s the date I built the gif, underestimated your vision 😂💪👁


#halvathon #mempool  https://image.nostr.build/cb000f25c613b56c986ecd0559ab917d0161e88c520c062641df3cb12a854397.gif


Good morning ☕ ⛅ 🌊 you wonderful Nostr people 🫂 💜 I wish you all a relaxing Friday and a fun-filled halving party 🥂🥳

#Halving #Bitcoin #Nostr
#Coffeechain https://video.nostr.build/f35e1620bc2b2ee6158148d89afd6f00ea0fdccee69e4b01b3031bde9ca52fb0.mp4 https://image.nostr.build/368474a84c813e310f7ed7bfcda4ab3ca967ce2c02e222a21df536a665f9560e.jpg


Thank you!


‚#Apple has removed #Whatsapp and #Threads from its app store in #China, following an order from the country’s internet watchdog which cited national security concerns.‘

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/19/tech/china-apple-whatspp-threads-removal-hnk-intl/index.html


You copied that!


AFAYK Halving takes place in block 840,001 pls correct me
nostr:note1s8csddv6u9hddzdd0zy64sdps6ds4xdw6n87ar3lnq94zyeh70ds42sxmz


Global Money, all races, all genders (even robots), Friend and Enemies https://image.nostr.build/aee67a944a43e469aec41b6be0d08d565b9a647819dfc7cb75cdbe1bae075ccd.gif
nostr:note1xgufwhrs8u2xtl76pqmvu8j90zmgszu8r0gm44jpwhqeratkunqssfaa4g


People out there are still debating what red or blue party is going to save them. Vote orange, buy #bitcoin

https://m.primal.net/HwvM.jpg


Thumbnails are fine!


In these crazy times of global turmoil don’t forget that there is a small beautiful country in Central America waiting for you, that is governed under the principles of freedom, safety and sound money.  Credit to the one and only @nayibbukele of course! 🇸🇻🚀🧡 https://image.nostr.build/e36ed3b1835874e12ff4d4e0933002e180360e811cadb9fc208ef3fc48ba46ac.jpg


What I noticed playing with mints - too many buttons to press. Opening cashu.me should add a mint automatically. In your vid, scanning the payment should led to automatic reception - delete the extra step / receive button. But I could be wrong…


Russia is once again running online campaigns in an attempt to manipulate the presidential elections in the US, albeit at a slower pace than what we saw during previous elections. Microsoft writes that the country is mostly trying to undermine support for Ukraine and NATO among US audiences.
https://www.techspot.com/news/102662-microsoft-warns-russia-online-influence-campaigns-targeting-us.html

#Nostr | #growNostr | #Press | #PLEBchaiN | #News | #CornyNews


Shout outs to that zipper


Because I have given up
#memestr #meme https://image.nostr.build/b1ea9bb62b251fa9a2ae03e83736f374ed44e2b57f8f45a161618d55fd38f8d8.jpg


What one dev can do in one month, two devs can do in two months.
nostr:note1nrzl8lcfdtmnv78t86llmszd79tuu8l5kqraajdcawy4eqgjucksnrjacl


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a white demon with skeleton arms and hands


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 18, 2024. Block height of 839765

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/908094c000e9e1f50674ec2a891fbac39c951c4481ae4f469393a4f7e3fba9f2.jpg


gm. another morning meme masterpiece this time by nostr:npub1j4u5gjzjyggr3h96x3gjy4akdgwxuk7mgvumv72gym2qyje7fn5s47d6x9

https://m.primal.net/Hcld.mp4


Hm. Just don’t do it. Ignore/block if someone is annoying…


Even ants know what you should be eating. https://image.nostr.build/fdd2a5082cb1cfe5d45a231cc773078025a289fc1f77f0dd3ee001e38156d30a.jpg


GM


Leave nostr better than you found it in the morning.

GN.


Yes stopped working had to switch to nostr.build


For notes see above, else you can delete an account in your client…


GN. https://image.nostr.build/fb2d2e9f3f48e54dc6b09db6d5ed969d7455acbf772ee90cba98b71f03de7fd0.gif


Ok


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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . .

This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."

- Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_for_Peace_speech


Lucy Liu


You will kiss your buddy but harder than expected


Nostr is the place where nsec and npub kiss. 9 ms later, a note is born. https://image.nostr.build/3771bb2ac954525e09426dead7f588ef580a48f0a48e8cee55dae0c16b8f28e5.gif


If you love your dog, please don't do this. Trust me. 💥Airbag💥
nostr:note16xm9hm3588z7y9s322qkd260dycus7rsdsh4qv3ge68v0nrr9xhqzjl8q8


Your zaps don’t work


Just read

 https://nostrcheck.me/media/001863c7837dc05c768e4ed8d6ab2dd65d5f6af9df7e2a93190acf7f4a915c7a/863205f89b82a8eb42182803f75de68c960c6f4bec17b1e425c17d27d27b96ef.webp


WoS down?


Hahah never seen anything more funny haha #shit found on #twitter #meme #memestr #fed #ecb #bitcoin https://video.nostr.build/5a7e720b47411e1cfbe72e21dc4450029dcb3bd0f9eec11c360a9909fa3d0c3b.mp4


nostr:npub1clfjjuhrnr2dyrxknvdgg5v4dnq55t5svkk34r76rpwzqf5cjdas7rk28k
nostr:note1um6rr0v76f9ph5yxgan67qff0qpw86vkvn3607er3et95xywnjlsu4m023


Sugar Sugar Sugar


#marketing #joinnostr https://image.nostr.build/1fd463448bfea39a78a7d360198180212aa53edf737ac13c827e511510907b83.gif
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Most people look at well-rounded Nostr apps and think Nostr is "almost finished": it just needs some touches here and there. That's like looking at Windows 3.11 and saying: "this is it".

We haven't even started. We are still a whole kernel re-building away from Windows 95.


This is taking on frightening proportions.
nostr:note1u0w20xeu3mag82uxutnj6thc3vej89834aj2hmu4s53wuqmpzwhqcjepn3


This is taking on frightening proportions.
nostr:note1agtwdxqxdw7cfafcx28rzlgwrz9x58emlefg0at0ljnumwkrehqsvm9n6x


DAN.                                  N
            D.                     A
D             A.           D
A                 N
N                             DAN

      DAN
                DAN

                    D
                    A
                    N.               DAN

#YESTR
#DANSTR


Dance with me for the halving! https://video.nostr.build/d2aa93ee7973fe54956e3fc01e8c19bb5f3ac26c7c5800f3d3ad077be1ba7354.mp4


Multi-billionaire Pavel Durov, the founder of Telegram, who is reportedly worth $15 billion, does not own any luxurious estate, private island or yachts. In addition to a few hundred million dollars in the bank, he owns #Bitcoin. Just because his top priority is freedom.

Blocktime 839 660
v/byte price: 137 sat/vByte 🧡

(video via The Tucker Carlson Interview)

#einundzwanzig https://video.nostr.build/df77a1a8c8a65483db8e4ea6a46289f1b040de600e252aac2b261d067a1c0907.mp4


Shocking🙄news:
IMF says US spending is unsustainable🙄
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-16/imf-steps-up-its-warning-to-us-over-ballooning-debt


Be a dan not an elon ( get on nostr: x is so wrong)


Be a dan, not a Mikey. (Stack sum bitcoin that i likey)


🤙
https://image.nostr.build/9d03ef6c0f0452c097bdbb76a7dfe78b864b30807e683833345d921b080b6d04.jpg


https://i.nostrimg.com/f0de6fe556f1fce65b820fa2892ff820e3f29b6d3eddcc43904726a328e32ad4/file.jpg
#meme #memes


https://image.nostr.build/359b6e2e0f4cc08adeb897fc04022a979328c5b391d7f924d4720bcab4daab28.jpg
#meme #memes


nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 Matrix Skin nostr:npub1n0sturny6w9zn2wwexju3m6asu7zh7jnv2jt2kx6tlmfhs7thq0qnflahe
nostr:note19hsedfxlh7s0u4ff7nh2j3khn0r03v8xmfkndtw70tz8ydzvucms3a5dd6


this needs to be more a thing.

more decentralized messaging apps with cryptographic generated identities.

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GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 two ladies in white kissing each other


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 17, 2024. Block height of 839631

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/ca819d9c64e688e887e0f019848668d7d756ec8e6a1f51cef3137c9b0f7d5cc2.jpg


#whynostr in one sentence.

Well said nostr:npub1xjfd6s75j63r0azyrlvqrag83d34gtp7zk8la2grevpq5xh5llws9lwuey 🫡
https://m.primal.net/Hvwt.mov


#marketing #joinnostr https://image.nostr.build/aff0dcafa6e3010b677b54df974babb9064f64ca060db356e6e6fde0d247ab2f.gif
nostr:note1equq07jtjxl2j699zqpga3ux640n9ftm6eweypkh0mqtnpfddfmsg5rhf0


https://image.nostr.build/98dd47656120ee7f1a675730c417cc969eda1b4480fb1d943f565905d4778d2b.gif

#marketing


#holepunch #keet now with device linking https://image.nostr.build/7cb9ee622eeedc3b469e249c75008c95ffa60a1ea31a963c13646db2494b036a.jpg


this hurts more than a breakup https://image.nostr.build/7c1dad352df8f89b099b35b61b06c990f8fdb74e7cdad684073d55bb40e2f254.jpg


Choose your future. GM.

https://image.nostr.build/0d3795cb642679baf0e62dc4722047b454cc50357162858ef68966daa959511b.jpg


nostr:npub1clfjjuhrnr2dyrxknvdgg5v4dnq55t5svkk34r76rpwzqf5cjdas7rk28k
nostr:npub1e8rmpmqe4ua6uvvhe5wkrcjrgx7ksfehsuqg4gxgeac7uhpyk3kqspjr9k


anti-marketing is the new marketing.

#cybersecgirl


Yes
nostr:note1nr9kynsmqdfxnqnuplxh8mch8q50f0hlj2tpkqd4cuzkf29ts02s3a7cuj


Macro bros feel free to use this analogy next time you go on Cnbc

 https://i.nostr.build/q6Mka.jpg


GN #nostr
https://m.primal.net/Hvff.jpg


Is #Bitcoin a black swan event for global financial markets that became a reality? #asknostr


Reminder: it never was your money in your bank account. #bitcoin #meme #memstr https://video.nostr.build/014150a7b4950a393b860a694abcde76fb6e0320dbd4e10d5bb42100db782a7c.mp4


#bitcoin is the 🦡 ..
https://v.nostr.build/WGe8Y.mp4


How much your data is worth to Facebook, Google etc. https://proton.me/blog/what-is-your-data-worth


I’ll die on this hill. https://image.nostr.build/5194971ff097cf7a31a0918673ea8090aef55fb2f02424e700bcf37d000124ed.jpg


This is Aladdin Ross, master of the rugs.

If you do not repost this note and send it to 20+ people, you will face 10 years of bad luck filled constant rugging (the bad kind), shotgun KYC, and restrictions on how you can spend your money.

(All zaps will be forwarded to Aladdin as tribute) https://image.nostr.build/3d0ada1a559050d63cc39f53b5d28cb7e3ae5f7ffe8e61cdf5c40a15bd0f45b4.jpg


Mempool is red,
Blockchain is blue,
Devs, creators, and frens.
GM to you.


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a dog in front of a big book reading


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 16, 2024. Block height of 839474

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/27c78e35f88c6c49c7605df10ef9d29dc762c94d894dd5b05a2ebc7106dd89e7.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/dcd2a6da44ff9e959074e569b63fd8fe5fbb29d876c7ac50a4591eb9b2e97dea.jpg

h/t & zaps➡ nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 😂


The next phase in #Australia will be this:

Without a #DigitalID you will be denied access social media and if your content doesn’t match the government narrative expect to be #cancelled.

#cancelculture is the #nannystate narrative.

#AUStriches, #nostr fixes this!

#MakeAlboGoAway #MAGA
https://m.primal.net/HvrM.mov


Buy


nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 has a low data mode w/o loading pics


No no wasn’t looking for your Sats, was just thinking maybe someone was looking for a destination or someone on Koh Phangan finding inspiration in the article!


https://image.nostr.build/5415b3eca8539fd2e04b0563c4d49155d30374af4a1d9f59b0b623a81477efbc.gif
nostr:note1wjgamd0z2mfrhpgd9aglczzp5q9q3t4p9qkvlvxymtlwqnevfx8szg3ahs


https://image.nostr.build/757b280f4964bd9cd976326c857aa994fc00ea458633d72a9973c5fb6b05c873.jpg  nostr:note1dw6wtuyturkas7jvlket3xhkl045ahj97s70et24wxf0dyn3f6hqsss32q


https://i.nostr.build/6GKk2.jpg
nostr:note1n97nm7jz49ujsr682vpw88amf77r88p0xs5q2d0q9lpqvr5fjpgq7gz9e8


https://i.nostr.build/6GKk2.jpg
nostr:note1kg7zakl2fen7ruchdljxpjytlg9u9yu8rdnxhzzwjfk2yhae0mnsadf6fs


https://i.nostr.build/6GKk2.jpg
nostr:note1dw6wtuyturkas7jvlket3xhkl045ahj97s70et24wxf0dyn3f6hqsss32q


the #dollar and #fiat as a whole is a bubble supported by and illusion we collectively maintain.
#Bitcoin fixes this
https://video.nostr.build/265fd20d254238832f4b540e3a7671255c4af54a1245c60f117cd286f2fd6a32.mp4


Turkish nostriches not affected.
 https://image.nostr.build/47cd4ad97235ec8e765c6f1097522633a3101acb3e7d432990993359c417393f.jpg


X: founded in 2006
Nostr: ~1,5 yrs in the making

We are early here.
nostr:note1vajst5adq62zzxre4s55zd8rz8mesdqnwf8u9u7t3n9ml67utzusa92xf5


nostr:npub1pt53hr2wzgvz7zvz872y275cuwqyg8ayepc9l66xnfgefs2lw99sxyr0vf nostr:npub1pt53hr2wzgvz7zvz872y275cuwqyg8ayepc9l66xnfgefs2lw99sxyr0vf 😂


😈  Zapping anyone re-noting this note until my zap wallet is empty again 🤘 😈

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666 blocks to go before the bitcoin halving, that's around 4 days from now!


#kohphangan #fullmoonparty
https://image.nostr.build/a642d204826a4ae9cffdc30bbe88d89f0c221332fd60ebe683214221d2af5d86.jpg


Any businesses on Koh Phangan or Chiang Mai who announce that they accept #Bitcoin on the runup to the halving AND verified by the community will be tipped 10000 sats.

Full onboarding (at least lightning) not owner only bullshit


A few facts about Memestr

#1: Today marks our 7 months journey on building on #Nostr
#2: We are a team of 2. One backend developer and one web Intern.
#3: We are open source and we look for contributors all the time.
#4: We havent raised any funding yet. All the expenses are being paid from our pockets and Fiat job salary 😄 We rely heavily on your contributions via sats.
#5: We aim on becoming the app on nostr where people come to get their daily humor and news from in form of #memes.
#6 We heavily rely on your feedback for improving.


GM@#INKBLOTART🎨 a prehistoric ray floating around muddy waters


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 15, 2024. Block height of 839329

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/f3d01f9eb14987b898b8a1c2c9b4b319f43bdf7b589fc7086296b35d6e009c31.jpg


💪💪💪
nostr:note19pvqaggkhcnl7jacue9rkdaacnvjuqxvf2nz8n330ffpg2qkggusu85mk7


👇 Sign! This! Petition! 👇
https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji
nostr:note19r26axqj56zaw2tucus6y4sytge76fuwmlxt7khjw8gsmfr5kl2qk70qqx


HA! https://image.nostr.build/104cae9569f9a4ab4e0c31444c2bd675b536d9a7465804b5d1b220b41b547eb8.jpg
#Memestr


Another fake Lynn Alden

nostr:npub1vxk5drxw4y553l8y3q3nhyc2sym6ghnq3dvvpxmn82vrymyr2uwq4cyv6z


Only 27?


https://image.nostr.build/b6fbc400be5afecd9c725eb1a2a9aed8c189d8509fd5275ceb3ed9703a8051da.jpg
#meme #memes


https://image.nostr.build/6299134c0b9f606430fc7cc9b97ab4ab52a3ea203c3d13ac477a17f26591bed2.jpg
nostr:note1a8747mlqqa870ewvpn89yxze3rngpq8q0q9cxnv9tjwew75ls9msznsxdc


Be sure to watch all the way through

        ⚠CAUTION. WARNING.⚠

🚨DISTURBING, GRAPHIC IMAGES🚨
             😭😭😭😭 nostr:note1wkvcvqzxd84pzlgyt83tf90utvdtpmpqp480hyr5hqrcdzxl2l6q6m5zmz


Save the Devs. https://video.nostr.build/83069ca8fcee397832ff900315033b9ec63199bc16dd33ef562c715822710096.mp4


#GM #Coffeechain #Nostr

#🫂 https://video.nostr.build/01b0d2ef46e19f74262a2a109a334e366de7e7d51a3f8a282c3b9a9611ff446e.mp4


https://i.nostr.build/lLM7M.jpg

#memes


I’ve never had mirrors on my bike.


🚨ONE HOUR & FORTY MINUTES LEFT🚨

🗳 VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE 🗳 nostr:note1vpusxq243awrnp4w75a6pnc7j3rpnvheg9uagkcpwjk2cpeq86hsa4nxx9


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a guy with a green face in a bouquet of flowers


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 14, 2024. Block height of 839173
!!!FULL COLOR INKBLOTART SUNDAY EDITION!!!
What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/c50114224bba6560c9a30c99a70cf382c86c6a455c9c75d98899a158ed43199d.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/e7da603f47f997cbab0e7ed024b2cca71a51a43e2965f5fcd635fbb1064cfd50.jpg
#meme #memes


https://video.nostr.build/1d64192e8cecdd3b9e1bd84355e612fcf7ec1ae9bba16d492ee13b6cf08e4381.mp4

from: Yellow


It looks like a list but it’s not. It’s a protocol.
nostr:note1cy580vz2y5y8vtr5hruphf9cx3d5z5x5wq0x43hdtyxyartstr3susvjr8


This is weird. Totally confused.
nostr:note10mx8p398vumld46kqdw25v9z4t726qmmm73rptf706gmuc9jwhxqthzz2h


Not when you sneeze out the cornflakes you had in your mouth


It’s my semi-autonomous reaction when someone is telling a killer joke while I have food in my mouth. 😂


More apps should strive for this and more consumers should demand it. https://image.nostr.build/b9b23cb06e5db05a12b502b64db393ebb19722a47ad170f5aa09fa1f935f83b8.jpg


#NostrMemes Sponsored Contests Are Back!

This Weekend’s Contest is sponsored by our fren nostr:npub1paftqx5zvj0gjtu3whudejxdgv4vdn27paw4lzaauc43kgfxxaqs75c5a7 🫂

She has designed a sick Bitcoin shirt we’ll be raffling & giving out to 3 lucky participants of this meme contest! So even if you don’t win the sats you might walk away with a beautiful #Bitcoin Shirt! THIS IS A GLOBAL RAFFLE! ANY ONE CAN WIN! 🫡 REPOST & PARTICIPATE!

Rules are very simple frens: 1 submission per contestant, this weekends meme theme is bitcoin fashion week memes! as a reply to this note, not a quote reply or noteID reply. 🚨

Give a like 🤙 to the meme you want to vote for 🗳

🥇 Place Winner 15k sats
🥈 Place Winner 10k sats
🥉 Place Winner 5k sats

CONTEST STARTS TODAY SATURDAY AT 1:40 PM EST ⏰🔓

& ENDS SUNDAY AT 1:40 PM EST ⏰🔒 https://image.nostr.build/da940ce7f96bda91227c0b2f943d4758b2b408241add07739c454e5f38c60c2e.jpg


You should give him a Relai shirt!


Yes you can!


Exactly!


So, so true 😜 https://i.nostr.build/J6GYM.jpg


Wait! Front row the guy on the left, who’s that?


Not yet but will check it, thanks!


Heute sprechen wir mit Christian von @ry3t_official über das heizen mit Bitcoin Minern.

Brace yourself, winter is coming.

https://fountain.fm/episode/phLhwpgs8EJaOiZeYTXP


Decisions #nostr #weekend #chillout #meme

https://m.primal.net/HuhO.jpg


👇 Sign! This! Petition! 👇
https://www.change.org/p/bitcoin-deserves-an-emoji


the cypherpunks are on nostr

(but not exclusively)

https://blog.lopp.net/how-to-exit-x-to-social-network-sovereignty/


Killer feature

https://image.nostr.build/30e0458c4f69221880ab8ce7aeb4a27f407cbbc6cfc85e144d3a45359c58e0e6.jpg


https://theoceancleanup.com/ should be able to accept clean money as donations, maybe nostr:npub155m2k8ml8sqn8w4dhh689vdv0t2twa8dgvkpnzfggxf4wfughjsq2cdcvg gives the a call


GM nostr:npub1nk8l0tfjjxt6nsj5smnsz87pqvafsrk07e4uhwwd38nd2vp3ua4sj8r3g7 a white rabbit sitting there


Good day!

This is #InkblotArt, the note that lets your imagination fly!
Today is April 13, 2024. Block height of 839011

What do you see in the blot? Comment and get a zap!
 https://image.nostr.build/edfcabee85d13df11d7eac1f5e8ab1a8bc7638c1f771695d37026f4a51c257b0.jpg


I’m afraid the dumping is happening around the globe, maybe to a lesser extent in Europe or the US


You’re welcome & thank you!


Don’t touch settings again, it’s working now! 💪


Yeah check the ln url you entered into settings of your client. WoS and nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 work flawlessly since +1y


Doesn’t work


Bitcoiners at 60k be like giving life advice 🫠

https://video.nostr.build/1ef39105f659e181940c5cb91043db2290b6a57b95de2eec35b420c7cc56e257.mp4


✝
https://i.nostr.build/Q7EYY.jpg
#memes #funny


I was a Dan for a brief moment


How was it?


Keep it weird..

(Audio ON 🔊)
https://v.nostr.build/WGgAV.mp4
#growNostr #weirdstr #animation


I’ve tried not all but some of the clients and decided to on nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0


Any way to use nostr to comment on OpenStreetMaps places? I want to be like "worked flawlessly, paid via Zeus using my own node" on BTCMap #asknostr


Yes 😂


When people say they don't need to focus on digital privacy because they have nothing to hide...

#cybersecgirl #privacy

https://i.nostr.build/wG0Yl.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/9a977ae546e15898fa84516513d711c26ebdb2e9b073913cffce01b466f0edc2.jpg
#meme #memes


Damn ... This is not me 😭🤣
https://video.nostr.build/58e0698375d4ab716fb9f6fcd4abfc748b3061ed0cdcf8ec2c9a8ad9fd097de4.mp4
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


🔊 Sound on 🤣💥💣 🚀
https://nostrcheck.me/media/df14b35799a917e9f824de01f8f510fcccf1648b8d45bda726521feb689b5da0/7234a877827705ca9bbcff361a8aab8397dbd968d929845acb9bad36e2d31d80.mp4 #bitcoin #nostr #plebs #plebchain #asknostr


Circulating supply with a growth rate (mining) of about ~1,45 % ie it will double in approx 45-46 yrs


Cmon give Ian a hug! 🫂
nostr:note1c7xtge6cymy5dxu5ce09n9xeaeg7qrktag0j2z86yd2qcqmrc5tsuzc22j


🚨 😃 So far so good! I still have some more sats to give away 😃

https://m.primal.net/HuMc.png


I’ve heard it’s about 190,000 tons / a square block little over 21 meters


Do we have a Halving Day #Zapathon next Saturday? Do we Zaps 69 Zaps since it will be 4/20?


Also if you’re on macOS check out my menu bar #bitcoin market app. 🙏

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tiny-bitcoin/id1629756825?mt=12


If you’re on iPhone, check out my free #bitcoin stats app. It’s styled after classic Casio watches.

https://apps.apple.com/app/id1582059672


🫂 Thank you!