@210de87f @d9b99ce1 OK. But what if we *paid* you $1400 in BTC? 

 @e38e83a6 sometime I fantasise about the amount of effort/energy/$ it would take to launch a satellite-cleaning satellite. Not a whole lot I suspect (provided you’re not in too much of a hurry and are happy with slow but efficient orbit adjustments)…
Granted, a state entity doing that… would probably start WW3, but a fun thought nonetheless…