Financial sanctions turn money into a weapon. This is a crime. Trade creates the greatest peace between people. I don't like saying "Bitcoin fixes this" but it really does. I love sticking it to the man.

#Fucksanctions #Fuckgovernments #bitcoinfixesthis


Even the cat thinks she's mentally deranged... https://video.nostr.build/ca34d21946814d571d47cab7639ca089b7b6bba4827f1338a424c8cee7dfd521.mp4
#Bullishbounty


Did I mention how bog this place is. On the final hour and a half drive.
#tootired


ваш поезд прибыл

Did I mention that the trains here are massive? I think this thing is an ex soviet refurb job but it does the job. I believe it was fitted with an improbability drive. All it needs is a cup of really strong tea and we will be on our way. Next stop for us is 8 hrs away! Lands End to John O'Groats fits into this route, easily! Bigger than space I tell you.
#peoplearethesameeverywhere
#SpaceOdyssey #Bowie


It was actually only 60p and very nice


Doesn't sound like you have been Orange pilling him. Sounds like he is placating you. Sack the bastard!!


Good Morning subscribers. Drifting in the wilds of a spa town between the Caspian and the Black sea, we find it is more difficult to locate a decent coffee. This is Russia. We have been informed by a native where there is a good kwoffee place. I know the place from previous trips. The helpful native says it is a bit expensive because this is a spa town, maybe 120 rubles! We have to wait 5 hours before we catch our train, we will have to pay that £1 I guess.

#survival


добро пожаловать

It's taken 3 days but we got here! Now the 2nd leg of the journey can start. Did you know Russia is bigger than space. It takes sunlight several million years to travel across it's many time zones and thanks to certain situations, the airport we landed is is I the next galaxy.

Good job Babooshka's 80th isn't for a few days yet.

Onward!

#Tolstoy #Pushkin #NowMe


Ain't that the truth. They are all on the spectrum Joe. Bless ' em


Nice nut


And the saga continues. I can really relate to Odysseus, I'm almost halfway through my journey and it feels like 10 years ago I started. My visa was playing hide and seek with the check in staff, I thought I'd been lost at sea. Still, onward.
#imbloodyknackered


Another shot of someone else's hand?


Is this some version of Irish pornography?


Let's hope so Kemo Sabe


Quite right. How dare he be a ghost! Now, if he wants to identify as a dog and cock a leg, that is perfectly acceptable


Hello, I am begging on #Bitcoin

Please could u pay this QR code?

I really want to call you or message to say thank you though!! ☺

In the call I don’t have to dox you! Totally up to you to show face / I can also change your voice.
https://m.primal.net/LViY.jpg


Throughout my Odyssey, nostr:nprofile1qqsxp4fkwhc8mm5704mezrh6g35zmp7t2v338wnxhr6yf8tyj9ezj6cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz8mhwden5te0vf5hgcm0d9hx6ctcd9kkzmrfwd68xtn0dekxjmn9qyt8wumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skueqlphmu7 has been my Apollo and paid for with nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq555fk2. Amazing what a bit of censorship resistant money can do with a no KYC esim that works everywhere!

Still haven't found these bags, may Tyche pour favour upon us and Hermes guide us.

#youcantellimbored


Norway, One Of World's Most Cashless Economies, Just Made It A Lot Easier To Pay With Cash
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/norway-one-worlds-most-cashless-economies-just-made-it-lot-easier-pay-cash


The saga continues. Having survived 2 nights in a hostile environment, scavenging for scraps with the local tigers, we now face the challenges only Istanbul International can offer. We have 9 hours to find our lost luggage, check in and board a flight to Russia.

Odysseus has nothing on us!
#notagreektrajedy


Moaning ladies, a message from God... https://image.nostr.build/f193ab9b6da3947307e6b3f1b88bf38965bddc8741bee18d814e24bec4188082.jpg


What an idiot


True DAT. A wife full of shit??? Still, some people play those games. Not me, some people


He SUCH a lucky guy!! 😀😀😀


What if you're alone but still don't ask, Grasshopper?


Santo, I have a woman with me. She wants room service not rheumatism


Day two of our adventure. Some missing luggage means shopping. Istanbul has some lovely sights, it's a shame I'm in a shopping mall. Could be anywhere.

#HELP!


Bless you Santi


Katy Price?


Thanks Brother. I'm heading East where the sanctions won't let me pay with my card!!


That's easy


Just cost me £10 for a bottle of beer!!!!!! Fucking Turkish rip offs


So it appears I'm stuck in Istanbul for a couple of nights. Missed my connection. Its going to cost me a small fortune. Please oh lord Satoshi, Todd or whatever name you wish to use (but not Craig, he's a cunt) please can we have a big green erection of a candle. I need the funding!!

#Istanbul #missedconnection #broke


Moaning Nostr. Its bloody early but I need to fly. Have fun


So "Dave" was already orange pilled


BoJo is a ... https://video.nostr.build/827e25e83b37b8135169de1e1642d5975caac3be45e93ffa239b6c94c3cb910a.mp4
#Bullishbounty


Skynet will fuck you up bruv


He's not wrong... https://image.nostr.build/da13b253fb73af1876971e9a7596fab597f5cef95d412262e66a4da5240c81cb.jpg
#Weareallthesame


Ah, memories, playing with my Chopper! https://image.nostr.build/becd3874781a4194e3a2020a70fa6677e04dc2ab0dfbcb72da19b7fe31060eee.jpg
#Chopper #sorrynotsorry


It's not much but I guess every sat counts


Will it come to this?..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUYMM6pABw&t=26
#FuckElon #Arnieknows #Bullishbounty


We need mini emp devices!


Salt water. Robots hate that


Ask the best way to get to The Albert Hall. Then tell it it is wrong and the correct answevis Practice, practice, practice.


Moaning kids... https://image.nostr.build/30220c49f569ccb0036af9ba18d3ab072453126dfc5948eb7887e87b008b6fc2.jpg


When I grow up... https://image.nostr.build/d276c54e0e7e6b4a04c737845f2111b50c09e25c85c69d5ca66523e8388ebcc9.jpg
#nobgag


You need to have a word with your expert. You know these are as rare as hens teeth, right?


Love Deano


You cunning linguist you


Just means more of us will join the rats in deserting this sinking ship


Plug it in?


Mate, I live in London!! Uber keeps asking me to add a tip. What's that all about?


Well, do you tip them?


Slightly less than 10% per year inflation. Sounds standard


Meanwhile, in Germany... https://video.nostr.build/7aec21a4d0ecaaedccb15ce591ba2a152099247597e9d76d9cc1ed81cf7477c8.mp4
#MentalHealthAwarenesd #Furries #Imleavingthewest


I can't believe I almost fell for that. I was about to warn you and then I read them. I'm still asleep!!!


I know it's pissing it down in London but there's no old man captaining a boat full of animals yet!


When two giraffes make an elephant!!! https://video.nostr.build/481ced8aeaaade7f0d45a7af854fd424f62fed89f72e8c4ef656b0778df081be.mp4
#clevershit #jungle #Bullishbounty


A little morning entertainment... https://video.nostr.build/2619969e81ba35fdc070aeceec618e5281248e34a6f64445e69deef3993b0539.mp4
#Bullishbounty


Smart arse


HBO, who? https://image.nostr.build/ad261c771924a79059bfbad643ee7d43fbfb981fef59bd0f46e06af337012073.jpg.


Working now??? Anyway, keep it up. Carry on 🇬🇧🚒😎


I can't zap you. Might be me????


Challenge time in our casino‼🎰

Double #sats within 24 hours.

Let me feel like a thunderer ⚡

If you are already a follower, boost any note + comment ♻📝🖤

#zaps #zapathon #bitcoin #introductions nostr:note1p8qtjpjkpmr0uyxrw2aqfvt64kzlfptcmnullygwns3ymqa78afq76es50


What were they playing??? The mid boggles


What a chin and he wrote a Coventry City anthem


You've seen me!


Just watched the HBO documentary and I can't believe @adam3us is @peterktodd 🤯 wow WOW
https://i.nostr.build/xADPrQHSLWyCEqbf.jpg


I'm too sexy 🇬🇧🚒😎


I'm still wearing a wimple


The Fae love it outdoors 💛


Have they been seen in the same room?


Is it just me or is this like a dark nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6mpd4czuumfw3jsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvql3tqm?


Moaning Tink 🇬🇧🚒😎


So Peter Todd is Satoshi?.. https://image.nostr.build/ad261c771924a79059bfbad643ee7d43fbfb981fef59bd0f46e06af337012073.jpg
#asknostr #doesanybodycare


Good Moaning and PoV.


There's only one thing for it, send Peter Todd to the Inquisition!!! https://video.nostr.build/65a242cb6bb03efd9411e030f0839948c97d82ebf5b71ebb37452c4dc2165329.mp4
#MelBrooks #Unexpected #Bullishbounty


I am in total agreement.


Similar to the devil finds work for idle hands. I love these old sayings. Society is losing soany pearls of truth and wisdom


Sometimes life can be a pain in the... https://video.nostr.build/4ff29f4fabda8728248e4fb2482b8545403175feec6bd4a91eedfe1b720e2f54.mp4


Good advice... https://image.nostr.build/93ad7df875ff524b86b0cc0b9b654acd9ddc205940a676e15ddc481d8fc612a3.jpg


G(.)(.)d afternoon


Thanks Dan, its working 🚒🇬🇧😎


Top man. Alby hub it is then. Cheers brother


Testing new wallet config. Could someone send me 3 sats please


Always


Is that what you call it!?


Good Moaning today Nostriches


You are a generous person Gigi. Feel free to test your theory on me as often as you like 🇬🇧🚒😎


Open a cafe mate, good old English breakfast!!!!


I've seen that film


We've all had these conversations, right dads... https://video.nostr.build/3a3ec0dce7a26701271bf2f1980c02b0bbccea7e8ec22d611e61f274fda83bad.mp4
#Kidsstr #Embarrassing #Bullishbounty


Politics


When did Trump become Jewish?
#asknostr


Ignore it. All of it is shire anyway


Silly girl


Revolut just emailed me something about this. Seems like fiat bollocks


The Government can cluck off


The war isn't over!.. https://image.nostr.build/85296061887b5e33c9c9883d85727de92d4e2172c53ba8f0d93ad9ef14425760.jpg
#givepeaceachance


Americans, please tell me this is a comedy sketch. Disaster Equity!!!!! https://video.nostr.build/a024ae2026d6cda5b5bfa45be3c1d2bea031375fc0516b9c30549d2cdc7ff8a4.mp4
#theworldsgonemad #disasterequity #stoptheworldiwanttogetoff


Well it definitely is here mate


Good Moaning nostriches. Remember, today is a good day to tell the government to fuck off and leave you alone.


I've heard of being frightened to death but the other way around?.. https://video.nostr.build/a3c2325722214893b3148ecfaf6f0069590b0d6fab34898ca09f4eb9d82aa50e.mp4
#Miraclescanhappen #Bullishbounty


Fuck Saylor, he is a fed


Of course


Pass me a bucket


Not quite yet. Not long now though, in the meantime... https://image.nostr.build/037669c418f0fdbe283b48cb4a2a97bfbb5a5abd3df65ee776b5834f5ea526fd.jpg


It may come much quicker than you realise


https://image.nostr.build/680b11ee940bac4886cf32e44383c3405feb73a796c7468aa038fe275165cbf9.jpg
#limitedsupply


I sort of figured from things you have said. My stuff is the male equivalent, sort of. Big difference is I must be at least 25 years older than you. Bless you darling


Brain cells?


I hear you. I have problems too sister. PMA is the way. I guess that they'll eventually want to cut bits out of me but fuck that for now. I'll carry on shit posting and laughing at your stuff 🇬🇧🚒😎❤


Well I wish you better, I guess. You make laugh a lot and I can't have you disappearing. Not before me


I don't want to know, do I?


Sounds painful!


You look lovely, btw


Your top half will get cold luv!


And now? Just dressed up and stay in?


Ask Rudolf. It's how he leads Santa's sleigh


His cope is so funny I also love fucking him 🤣💀😂


Lubed or raw?


They'll make you fly!


Centralized restrictions are never used purely for good. It may start out that way, but the longer such institutions exist, the more corrupt they get, until they get reformed, and the cycle repeats.

Decentralized institutions generally improve over time as the markets punish the bad.

This is why Nostr and Bitcoin will win.


Yes haw


Messy got. Not Messi, messy!


My pronouns are Don't/Care... https://image.nostr.build/14387c92868e5e34940c45473e8d81792ecfe6f5f6d4c12decd163aa7d426693.jpg
#mixedupmuddledupworld


So much fun in one lifetime, well done Joe


Unfortunate


The Great Dave Allen. Prophetic?.. https://video.nostr.build/b7c1090d8e721bb45655989fc8c42bd8c09673826219c805bace002f73487b1b.mp4
#1970s #RealHumour #Bullishbounty


Many calendars use email to send reminders. Unfortunately, this can overshare data with mail servers & 3rd-party notification services.

At Tuta, we're doing something different.
👉 https://tuta.com/calendar

Our zero-knowledge calendar keeps you up to speed without sharing information with Google.

#degoogle #privacy #calendar #encryption #zeroknowledge
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/257/091/570/998/382/original/be230b95669b522b.mp4


Just remember, Lemmy knows... https://video.nostr.build/69798f6070498b67143920e4c1469bcd73dfbc81f9135de7545bd8b1727a5908.mp4
#Itsallacon #Votewithyourfeet


That's a nice platform. Good luck with that 🚒🇬🇧😀❤


200 #sats to everyone who boosts this post comments about yourself and follows this npub.

✅ Remember to follow
♻ Remember to boost
📝 Remember to comment about yourself
‼ Remember your account must be more than two days old

My goal here is to build community.

And once a week I give a lot of #sats to my random followers

I'm capping this off at the first two hundred Follows.
#introductions #music #tunstr #zapathon  #zaps  #bitcoin


I'm a big kid


What are those things, you mention. Its like a distant memory. I haven't had a SM account for over 3 years until Nostr.


 https://video.nostr.build/69798f6070498b67143920e4c1469bcd73dfbc81f9135de7545bd8b1727a5908.mp4
#Rockstar


Chinese score? https://image.nostr.build/8ed456cf72119a33ac6646cbbc7c5f6371ff9f2a16b6c5e624f91979c746ae7f.jpg
#UpTheArse


They need training


Girlfriends


https://video.nostr.build/80358a8cc224ab6fc8112e557681ce703fe0177d923e25cdad14d8959530d95f.mp4
#Faketoshiisacunt


Is there some sort of mineral or ore where they are?


Up The Arse


But remember to post about it on social media!
#FreeSamourai


Mostly on social media.

#FreeSamourai


Life on Prison Island... https://image.nostr.build/a8547c40ca29a8dd857b13b1223e82b3e57b38fb1a3bef73dbd11a339768106d.jpg
#OnlyintheUK


Bloomin luvly https://image.nostr.build/f552c299b7cad280ef3d93635801eab940c6c8cfd409c264a2df352327f2d305.jpg
#flowerstr


Love Molly


Woman the lifeboats... https://video.nostr.build/264e13476d29addd539194ee78fc6862cefc965edbef0d207eb1f77eae7669e4.mp4
#Bullishbounty
#sexismisnormal


You know how we English like a drink, the lengths we go to. Even in prohibition... https://image.nostr.build/489ac74143e243701efb58af0ee1ece66816930bff3cdcd3e7a0efd875fc1f59.jpg
#lilolwinedrinkerme


Did you say hello to Molly?


So it's your fault


Persacly and I'd have to stay at work!


Yeah but what if the planet explodes


Laser guided weather!!! https://video.nostr.build/3785aaa65750d056bfc1404b1260fb9aa558cdee93d98c95a8c4b3bd35b57fbe.mp4
#threeletteragencies


Lies!!!!


Is that your posh hand? For photo ops?


The World Bank and the IMF have created a system
Of modern-day colonialism that make the people
Of the developing world poorer
And the multinational corporations richer
And take the power away from all of us
It's time to take back control of our lives
And tear apart these monuments to greed
And build our new world from the broken pieces

Leftöver Crack, Super Tuesday, 2004

https://m.primal.net/LLDD.mp4


Using #Amethyst I sometimes get zaps, as I see in my wallet, but they don't show up on my feed? I use Zeus pay which may have something to do with it? So I'm #asknostr


Do you truly believe that your vote counts? Do you think that the colour of the cloth makes the coat less or more effective in keeping you dry.

If voting was a means to change things, it would be forbidden. You are correct in referencing slavery. We are all property of the state. Therefore anything we own or create is theirs too, unless you pay them so you can hold it


Empty vessels make most noise.It's why I never shut up!


For SATs I'll give you her number


Free ticket chance. Who doesn't like a ticket?!
nostr:nevent1qqsrrcdfrwh92ttf6pm38zjuw7hww6jm93007qvnqc6nwtkdpel2zlspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyp4rtxzjywxujq4w6x0mha4q2hu6husurj5fzhgufcnl2r0j72gdjqcyqqqqqqgrlztz0


Live long and prosper... https://video.nostr.build/62e4c6c9963fc0ddc39d06259336b086f07a83119bc19582bf0a29bcef9b7e98.mp4
#Justbigboned #Bullishbounty


Small boys with dodgy cockney accents?


I could swear it was coach?.. https://video.nostr.build/85011c410f8ff5764de1d461c13ff2bdd8fb9bf01c888abbfa888c7608f53d93.mp4
#Iamnotconfused
#mentalhealthawareness


I love your shit!


Then wear a silk slip, underneath


Apart from Craig, he's a cunt


Well, its a bit bold


Winterwear


So why is Thing able to run on those fingers without slipping over?


Summer is definitely over... https://image.nostr.build/c18b58dddda64555f345dc0fe45bddf010fcc218d2e0332102eb11d457ad023a.jpg


Are they?


That's wicked


That'd be fun. I have swept some but when I do we attach a hose. Not many in London now though


I want a suit of this for work!.. https://video.nostr.build/23eaa9a0694fae5f44774e74d8c433b5c7e5a64049f262134060ee8d3e191335.mp4
#LondonFireBrigade #PineapplePower #Bullishbounty


Orange pill them brother! 🇬🇧😎🚀


Joe!!! I just sent £500 of btc for 37p. Why use anything else?

#ChooseBitcoin #ChooseLifr


God bless darling. Hopefully this will all be over very quickly


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How marvelous! Give it a go nostr:nprofile1qqsgayk4vr9x93hapw3v8kxvjjygvtwftnz4aw6gjqvrvevsvlckxdgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcrah35n


I will try to come but I am so busy this next week. Fingers crossed


What's with the registration, email etc?


I'll try and go


London ting innit
nostr:nevent1qqsxm0ech9c5cl6g47mue8hxsucaq8cvlu0cj05l5xmguj4zwrcc4cgpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsygzspnx9xtpszuga3z4x6v93rhz80e4ryacg20u2k8ptuwymsf8rlqpsgqqqqqqs7ad2vq


I don't trust him


Now I love a boob but 3??!! https://video.nostr.build/06dacc4351c7b686be7ebeab6c4a6c62455be17216557ccab3bb01dcdda8d9a0.mp4
#boobstr
#3isthemagicnumber #Bullishbounty


No missionary


No!!!


Run!!!


Trusted third parties, in it bruv. Trust no one my friend.


Obviously an important question... https://image.nostr.build/18d9290d3ae1e565f140faa706810f7f361ff6ed8e0058c2c00f56bfafea80a0.jpg


Toastmistress. I mean, who doesn't adore a mistress?


We need a lot of this now.. https://image.nostr.build/bb946a44c437cad2abf15ae0d75534f7279bec554a6db7e6ff16d1a47cb0a8e9.jpg


Strange as they can just produce more. Don't they like that part of the States? https://image.nostr.build/4ebb6fb1ec3a8128138f6b1662bde5725fe903b829fae7508f8b9577892b9e5d.jpg
#fiatworld


Fantastic


I was thinking exactly that!


Do we?


It's only a joke... https://image.nostr.build/3c085932e9d36d7617fe8b43185dc1b5bede20b4f58305e5dd6112a07633a04a.jpg
#getinthekitchen!


I hope so. An ex of mine was involved with his case in the early, early days. A completetravesty of real justice. I am ashamed of this country


I've had to visit a couple through work, over the years, and I'd not like to live there


Because this is normal in Chile, right?.. https://video.nostr.build/afbac77eb15937e9fb91f0d61f4ee1967e3540dd4ee59acd1a0f46b561530d8d.mp4
#Chemtrails #Bullishbounty


Crafty Argie 🇬🇧😎🚀


Speaking to the Council of Europe, Julian Assange today highlighted the risk of European Arrest Warrants – a mechanism meant to target terrorism first used by Sweden to pursue a person for a traffic violation. A law that is targeted at minorities will soon be used against all.

The UN Cybercrime Convention is one of those laws that pose an immense danger to civil society, allowing any UN member state to obtain information on individuals from other UN member states under the guise of fighting cybercrime.

For your financial information, this means that any UN member country may request information on you overruling bank secrecy protections, so long the crime you are accused of is a also deemed a crime in the country requested to hand over your financial data.

Today, the convention is meant to be used to prosecute cybercriminals. Tomorrow, Israel may request the bank records of European citizens speaking out against its genocide.

The UN Cybercrime Convention is a threat to democracy and the supposed rule of law.

https://www.therage.co/un-cybercrime-convention-bank-secrecy/


Good Moaning.
Remember Happy wife, happy life. So , stack away and screw the system. Don't give a fuck. You need a happy life.

#FreeSamourai


Average price of a 2 bed please Joe


Hmmmmm....


Phew, I was beginning to think you two were weird


Elon is a Bond Villain and... https://image.nostr.build/087f6ba185a31809f889ac168badf3441041fb747872a504d965acc8f2a7345b.jpg


He might be into water sports?


You wanted to announce that big giveaway


This would definitely be a factor


Are you full of shit? https://image.nostr.build/93c28b6ffc68bae9bac5e0861c727c1a232dd5ab5ef9b386285db5cb3b88d362.jpg


You are too funny


I think so. I have family in that region and know a lot of "stuff". I'm not anti Yank, I have several American friends and have visited and enjoyed at least 5 of your states. Its a shame that the cancer is in control now. Much the same as this side of the pond.


Real witches are cool


I don't think I'm blaming Joe, I'm blaming something far bigger. That complex is mainly based in that area but, obviously, has far reaching tentacles. I do think deeply. Unless I'm being deliberately shallow.


Amen


The real villains are 3000 miles away in a house of white with a dementia suffering "leader". If the US wasn't trying to take over the world (800 military bases away fro home) then the world would be less violent


Sid


Cracks you up 😂


He's got a point... https://video.nostr.build/f2bfbd66338ba79f948691903414f0554837379d04406457af277fc5a4e760dd.mp4
#Bullishbounty


It's the most infuriating


I often did before, during and after a match... https://video.nostr.build/3fb2eecdca40b4b5d7a5bbe8bb37ab4de20e9301aca44f3c78718f6b23b44b57.mp4


This true, believe me... https://image.nostr.build/5468876bc024b18547588116995f23fa8b31dee27f4e2f3739e1dc19bb41356d.jpg


Mate, Nostr is where its at, you missed loads bruv!


Mate, how would I know? I'm from London


Enjoy what you do then you never have to work. I've been playing for 24 years now


Renato Moicano


He fucking swears too much!


Probably. Under the desk in the oval office. It's shaped like a rugby ball but for some reason they call it the football


Not surei but I'm sure that's where the on button is


The whitehouse could reach there


And ends with bunions and blisters.

#letthetraintakethestrain


Unless you live in England. Then you're likely to get 20 months!


Totally. Without lube.

In fact, add sand!


Ain't we all sunshine 🚒😜


Time will tell. The options soon to be on offer are a concern, IMO. Paper btc


Possibly $75k ish


Westworld!!!!


Two of my heroes right there, Lemmy and Bowie!! 🇬🇧🚒❤😀


She was and many other things. She won Oscars. Bless her


Fantastic 🇬🇧


Nothing wrong with witches and their craft


I don't know why, they are fantastic


Quite right but I am a man and thought that was amusing 🚒🇬🇧😀


Does it remove all rubbish. Like, if I put tap water in it, would it remove fluoride?


I wish we had a constitution with the right to free speech. I can't wait to get off this island but there's no point in hopping across the pond either. The West is finished, in my opinion


Indeed sir https://video.nostr.build/3516399b7c32a704f32103b8985377273ffff0f059864fc8f383173567261bd0.mp4


Moaning Americans


Or exercise https://video.nostr.build/6adbc1688fdd4cd87057d99f8c500505666c21ab0f72c989ca4f5077ccc666f3.mp4


I love your commitment and zeal. I hope I'm wrong, though I obviously don't think I am. As for the TV, switching it off isn't breaking the law ☕


The real question is, are you man enough to ask her out on a date?


They're like a penis, but smaller


Susie, I told you long ago, these people will play you. They will do what they want. Engagement is to placate you, they have made their decision. There's no point in voting, they're all the same. The BBC are a tool of the state. Don't fund them.


I don't know whether to ask her on a date or run


I could do with a little pump in the next week. Need to pay for some sanctioned trip


Flip those number, $85/in Uptober Q4 and an election year across the pond


Rodent power... https://video.nostr.build/0f463f806d9167859435db3c13b261c3b4160d4d5cc98124dcb0b1f1adbfae32.mp4 sorry for the steal nostr:nprofile1qqsrn8udd9dwjyphux8saz4est2pua4hxdmw4u9w4d647uf5uu64avcprpmhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst3s9ccnyvf6xsurgwp0q9phwue69uhhq6msdenx7d35wdek6et0w9exjamdv9hhzdn6ws6xyarrweehgerjwa6xscnjx4e8xu3nddchs6rjwduhvcmcx45kgtn0de5k7mspremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59utwf0r5
#Hamstr


Yes mate. Do it! #nostronly


I hat Liverpool but I fear you are right
#breadandcircuses


That was painful!!!
#ArsLei UptTheArse #Gooners


It's a shit analogy?


This is garbage. If we have to rely on collateralized bitcoin, all we are doing is reinventing the wheel. The fiat system has to be stopped, dead. KYC is just another form of control. AML is a scam. If Bitcoin is to become the standard, people have to abandon KYC Bitcoin and purchase direct from the miners and each other. Intermediaries are "trusted" third parties. It goes against the Bitcoin ethos, don't trust, verify.

#beyourownbank


Our leader... https://image.nostr.build/4bff1331f059473470d2c5f38b50bb2812c13fdbed8cefa1708159121eac5fe9.jpg


Not the nine o'clock news is a must see


God hates who?! https://video.nostr.build/0b9d26f6f3c15b24fcae52af949a8971a9e2bb25b0b9b45eaedca73280d910f4.mp4
#Bullishbounty


🎉50K MaxisClub No.900 Celebration
 #Bitcoin #nostr
npub1pazuhetzx5w8yyt59lszeslxlywkeadnq6rncre7nlqv2uxnxuwq8c56r9

https://image.nostr.build/c2ab8a3f84fdc2be84bba2da192dcd191156384277d84c91d16dadae71e3b037.jpg


Yesterday, Tornado Cash judge stated code is not speech, non-custodial software providers can be money transmitters, and specific knowledge of criminal activity is not required to be charged with conspiracy to commit money laundering.

A breakdown of all the arguments:

https://www.therage.co/tornado-cash-code-not-speech-non-custodial-msbs-knowledge-not-required/


Our leader... https://image.nostr.build/e42879cc5b4c01a514f0bd9ead7dea656dc4dddd8ba9f36bfde30d0ed1538bc9.jpg


RIP Maggie ❤ https://image.nostr.build/479f5ad03b347b49d2c8866ea50e2f88ca8cd94c7e60bfe1d0f5ae74eea0b9dd.jpg


I want to come and play at your place x


Afternoon


Tomorrow's World... https://image.nostr.build/313862f6fa9bf26b73d0203aaf1491ea47f95f3420bbf1df7359035c363ff0c4.jpg
#homeschooling


Beekaboo, Shirley


It's all a con


Cool


We need to be supportive of the defendant here. Much like the #samourai case.
Code is speech. The precedent has already been established years ago.

#freetornado #freesamourai

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I think this is true of everywhere. Most recycling ends up in landfill. Maybe TH is just more honest???


Stunning


Come to Tower Hamlets mate. The most multicultural diverse borough in the uk


If at first you don't succeed...mate, go get a drink or some cat nip! https://video.nostr.build/abbe49a8bb508cb531f178f88c8b5bf93fe2e0869a331ac338e2dbf6a0f4efd8.mp4
#Bullishbounty #Catstr #nevergiveup


What a load of bollocks. I thought the UK was bad but Yanks are off the scale. I'm going to live in Russia. Its more down to earth


British radio... https://video.nostr.build/250a7ed9fc0a6b5a8f437416906d0445f98ba8f64b77f61dd5242d6644fb4eeb.mp4


Vassel


Another Cassel of the US


The UN is a facade, NATO is a terrorist organisation


You can go off a person, you know


Can we have that now please? I know the time preference argument but I think I should be allowed to retire now


£6 mil would be better


Our leader... https://video.nostr.build/e20cba9f0d7dc0c9c226e9a257f6e31e1e9763321deb23c91af3a30fe413261d.mp4


Mate, don't worry, my nan was born in 1898, my mum (her youngest daughter) in 1932. It's all good 🇬🇧😀


Multiple?!! I thought that was a myth 🚒🇬🇧😜


All my aunts an uncles are no longer with us! Sadly.


I really enjoyed this nostr:nprofile1qqs2auxkkgfgylem580xrztp8ek5sf83s86k0vfq2feuz6y4lkhskgcpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsztkr48, get Frisby on nostr. If he is, where????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-M-C46rceU&t=4


Hasn't the US already invaded?.. https://video.nostr.build/c83bb94a58c99de35896f8119ea463c4ca2e58d5667837ef330562e9680f77b1.mp4
#FreetheSausages


Especially true in the Fire Brigade. Just saying... https://image.nostr.build/e0ff1c943f8b29220c14109f5eee957194dd4f5f7fcdd2c0e3b076ded1079f45.jpg


No point not being my friend. If we were all the same, the world would be boring


Really! That'll explain it then xx


Never in those boots!


Have a coffee


It isn't exactly difficult either. With the likes of nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqz8thwden5te0dehhxarj94c82c3wwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgjaa6xr and it's LSP making the phone a node, its getting easier and more accessible


You spelt shot incorrectly


🤔
https://m.primal.net/LCCp.png


Last chance saloon cowboy


Amen Bruv, deGulag, stop eating the apple, throw out microshit! KYC free and self custody. Nostr for the set!!!

#FreeSamourai


This will run and run... https://image.nostr.build/af21a8c801bf544f59d2949e28e1f345156bbd40ea55599127f024d4fa2b945c.jpg

#FreetheSausages


Thanks


Cost to benefit. Apart from securing the network. Does it heat water too?


Are you sure?


Some people tell me this but I definitely can be. I use Zeus pay, maybe that's why? What do you use to zap?


Taxes, taxes, wonderful taxes!!!...
nostr:nevent1qqsq48pgknaa7qudav6waqe3qnwstz3rjsg73xa3773g4zun6xta92qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyp08pu5h0fsjzn0zz4v95syljkfwvk73hqthryrsptnpjda3q9rnwqcyqqqqqqg927cad


Yep. Absurd


That's tiny!


Even the budget sausage? https://image.nostr.build/2bd96808c164671c01d333c2bc5e5f3a9fb837cbe9bcbae1b183b34210006e2a.jpg

#FreetheSausages


Are we your children? Dad


Moaning Nostrosaugages, stone WALLS do not a prison make but good bangers

#FreetheSausages


Our illustrious leader... https://image.nostr.build/fe509bd5b5bdc3c136e2530cddec1c26436a1297bc1bfc7733cfb6b281b28f60.jpg


Baby steps Joe, when you're all growed up you'll get there 🚒🇬🇧🚀


Death by hook!


Myum lived through this, through the blitz, evacuation, rationing, I'm glad she's not here to see this country now.


Our Leader. So eloquent, so HUNGRY... https://video.nostr.build/6983974944276e17b0a608134e571f2a60899ef6a1555f420095a89fc9bb34bb.mp4


I wish I earned enough to pay taxes


Damn those cows!.. https://video.nostr.build/344cc8f83bc4f96a58cbc8850bd67036367c25a06a0030bbf475a8ee4bc3c737.mp4


Have you a spare?


You pay taxes?!!! I'm shattered


They've built house on so much of the flood plain near me 😥


Even Ghandi has laser eyes! https://image.nostr.build/cd7a9ba52f585c8d8876499d2f025fa724d7ad89f38f5ff2209931ff18d193ce.jpg


Oops... https://image.nostr.build/313d22c48bad5871b97facd28c48bf2ff429ca508102286c6d3019932c88f4c9.jpg


Hush now


I remember decimalisation


I remember a 75p gallon


I'm pretty super8


You are engaging in the act. It's all bread a circuses my friend. Ignore it. There is no spoon. There is no left, no right, no blue, no red. Its all the same wizard behind the curtain


It feels worse when you were born here


Who?


Funny when the Orange man said he would release the Epstein list, they blow out that candle with a Puff.


Thank you for your contribution. Each remaining sat is now even scarcer


I haven't raid this yet but I will when I get the chance. Quick question, will my samourai dojo be compatible with this?


One for the English football fans... https://image.nostr.build/ae1e64936947adca7deaf7e6571affed0d2154b8bc8f47215fbf11d752df3633.jpg

#Sursy #PremierLeague #UpTheArse


Today we continue to debunk myths about Lightning.

Many ignorant people appeal to the voltage documents, the attack by polling for the sender is mitigated using MMP and AMP, enabled by default in Zeus.

Even with Zeus we can mitigate the lack of privacy for the receiver through the LSP by using Invoice wrapping which hides the public keys of the receiving node.

The reality is that Chainalysis offers lightning service and they can't know anything we don't know. They can only know the node information generated through the invoices and correlate the payer information with KYC. But they still can't know which node the payer funds are coming from.

BOLT12 will substantially improve the recipient's privacy through blind routing.

The most obvious proof that chainanalysis can't do anything is that you can clean bitcoins from theft or coinjoins with Lightning and put it into an exchange.

It's all about understanding things and being able to use them to your advantage, everything has its use case.

Use cases:

- I have bitcoins coming from Coinjoins and I want to put them into an exchange without getting banned - Lightning.
- I want to send bitcoins privately so they don't know how many bitcoins I have (exchange) or can track me - Lightning
- I want to clean the trace of some bitcoins I received - Coinjoin
- I want to receive bitcoins anonymously - swaps

https://m.primal.net/KyyL.png


You're looking at their fingers?!!!


Indeed. Some have all the luck


Happy monday  https://image.nostr.build/333a8dd73af9f2ca5a219e22e1264a2c0692cec7a5b9267e6072a052d99a48d1.jpg

#freedom


Everybody hates their own voice. I'll listen tomorrow and let you know.


Life, don't talk to me about life...


Peach Tip 🍑

Did you know you can fund multiple sell offers on Peach in one go? It works whether you’re using your Peach Wallet or an external one

From Peach Wallet:
Click the "fund from Peach Wallet" button, and the app automatically distributes your sats across all necessary escrow addresses. One click and done!

From External Wallet:
Step 1: Send sats to an Internal Peach Wallet Address. The Peach App keeps an eye on this address  until your offers are either canceled or the address is funded.🚀

Step 2: Once your sats arrive, Peach automatically divides your funds across the sell offers you’ve created and sends them to the respective escrow addresses.💫

Find out more here: https://peachbitcoin.com/blog/funding-multiple-sell-offers/#i-can-batch-my-own-transactions-do-i-need-to-do-the-2-step-process https://image.nostr.build/dab55de761ad42be87c33cbc1303e13215e95b25255e4d47e2f60bce5b8a1dd1.jpg


Our goal is to make self-custodial personal storage relays as easy as Google drive/Apple cloud.

We don't need to connect to them all the time, but they must be there if we truly care about censorship resistance.


For all the Yanks, that's my football (soccer in yankese) team

#Gunners #Gooners #Upthearse


Up The Arse


Robbed of victory


Love your hidden words nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcewvzaw you little beauty


Up the Arse


How that ref likes to ruin a good game!


1- 2 my friend


It won't matter. Up the Arse


You don't see many highland coos near me but they look great. Is 16 a good age for them?


Life's a bitch for some people bruv


Such a beauty ❤


The suspenders are killing me! But that's a wardrobe issue. What ya doing?


The mind boggles


Are you asking? 😉


Wankers or Tossers


Weirdos on Tour


Totally


Sunset dining... https://image.nostr.build/59464dae64cc39539b0a77a0c4eb006e1dd552acc05792e344cfc6597c041c06.jpg


"EXTERMINATE"


But a pretty, English girl said so on a video!?


Definitely, I need to know before I go for a walk along the canals


Funnily enough I was about to go for a walk


Is this true? Anyone in Bali that can confirm?..
https://video.nostr.build/9bd1b9fcb1ecd77429aa26e58ca5d3d634de8258f6954790e5cd8722659ee5e1.mp4

#nofliesinBali


Cheap version. Well, it's not cheap here but...


Good moaning... https://image.nostr.build/860f7006e07ae2f509e1c3745cfa3839c1b18321302b04a9dfbfe1ce834dbe12.jpg


I was on the verge of quitting but then I read about the hidden words. He's still there, I just don't see him. Who created Camus? Ask him/her/it/meow. (I think I covered all bases) BTW, my pronouns are I/Don't/Care


I know nothing about how Damus works (iPhone?) but surely it has a setting to destroy wanker spam


I finally got rid of him. On Amethyst there is a hidden word feature. I stuck its name in there and...poof,..he's gone


It's getting crowded... https://video.nostr.build/6721baeb8e66f32ca1d03a3851ef6309212d7102a897e32686b83fa2c6025735.mp4


Go a couple of miles east and I'll make you a coffee


Moaning Nostriches, time to shine. Always remember that some cunt wants to fuck up your day. Ignore those bastards


Ireland


Absolute shit


Up on @fountain_app

Keysa Luna @SimplestBTCBook joins me to talk about her #bitcoin and AlTeRnaTiVe Education Journey, her book and NOSTR.

https://fountain.fm/episode/poTY5nlqJz0Jp1SiUYtz


Are you sick of being lied to?

The Stolen Science series can be found on the Once Bitten Podcast.

Episode 4 will drop next week.

 Ashton Forbes is the guest and we discuss his work in uncovering the mystery that surrounds Malysian Airlines MH 370, Zero Point Energy, The Aether and much more.


He can lower them, where we're going, and have enough left over to fill 12 baskets


Remember, KYC free is worth that little extra. nostr:nprofile1qqs2gazhwghppw36yu0muuzqykdrcndzeafml50pnqfcy9xjx5rylssppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsg3ewyk is so juicy https://image.nostr.build/d0fe49d6f2e42adfd143145e92b960408ffd60c09d402253f1cf94e8ed034efb.jpg

#Privacyisahumanfight #KYC3


FTX rebirth. Rehypothecation of immense proportions. Nothing to worry about


10 Commandments

You shall have no other coins before ₿
You shall not make images of shitcoins.
You shall not take the name of the Satoshi in vain.
Remember the Stacking day, to keep it bitcoin.
Honor your 丰 and your ₿.
You shall not shitcoin
You shall not commit shitcoinery
You shall not steal ₿
You shall not bear false witness. This means you Faketoshi .
You shall not covet your neighbours bitcoin.


What app do you use? On Amethyst there's a "hidden words" setting. I just spelled out his name and now he isn't there!


I've finally got rid of him


The real beauty of Nostr isn't that we can all shitpost and get zaps, it's the fact we can call out the lying political class that demand the abolition of "misinformation" (otherwise known as free speech). If they get their way all sayers of untruths will be exterminated. Maybe we should let them have it and watch them burn.

#Fuckthefuckingfuckers #FreeSamourai


I'm here all week... https://image.nostr.build/a63f466748cc1c5a584b9de48a03094ae6642dd62070e9c2992479b53ef47579.jpg


I know, sorry, not sorry... https://video.nostr.build/f20b13b48918417b7cf74be68008892a30c966d3dcc6e435081588573d308d72.mp4

#FreeSamourai #stacksatsandfuckbanks


Try eating more roughage


Had his mobile in his back pocket?


In Rand?


I think one does


That would be acceptable


BBC


Fantastic


I don't believe for a single second that Putin would think like that. I apologise to the American people that are normal but...Yanks are stupid


Thank you but its afternoon here 😀🇬🇧🚒🔥🚀


Sunny London, innit

#Coffeestr
https://image.nostr.build/8a1530cd771a632b700af2605c18de82991ecef9376c7d713792612786775bb7.jpg


Borrow a goat


Good Moaning Nostriches. It's a cloudy start in London but, like btc, things are going to get brighter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU&t=3


Fatty


Easy


Have you got this?

https://btcmap.org/


Well I think you sent me 4 lots of 24. Should I pretend you didn't?????


Really? I use Zeus pay. So that may be a thing?


Nw 🚀


#FreeSamourai


Similar


XT8AE0

https://thebitcoincompany.com/


Or DJs


Release the coffee

#FreeSamourai


Maybe you're just a restless spirit? Or in the wrong timezone?


We will break 58k!!!🚀🚀🚀 https://video.nostr.build/9ad0afeb003287bd1e8d873e6e8784bc35ea2888e159fc6e44b2b6135e09a028.mp4


The Lord is Satoshi; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in bitcoin pastures: he leadeth me to non kyc.

3 He restoreth my sats: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name is Nakamoto

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shitcoins of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Blockchain and thy seed signer, they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Faketoshi: thou anointest my head with ₿; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the citadel of Satoshi Nakamoto for ever.

#FreeSamourai


Our Father, who art Satoshi
Nakamoto be thy name,
Give us this day our daily stack,
On Blockchain and in cold storage.
Forgive us our fomo, as we forgive those who panic sell.
Lead us not into shitcoinery
And deliver us from Banksters.
For thine is the power, the freedom and  sovereignty,
Forever and ever, amen

#FreeSamourai


That's where I put it!


Ditto. I also get zaps, sporadically, that don't show up on my feed??


Big court day today

#FreeSamourai


If you can afford it, you buy it.


I use #SimpleX when I'm in Russia. I should be there again soon, I will use it to prove it.


You spending again!?


I did but much preferred Amethyst. As much as I adore the ethos of nostr based applications, it is worrisome that you have to be of dev quality to overcome spam


I've tried, they come back
 I'm this close to just leaving


I haven't read this yet but here's a question, how do I turn off the reply guy fun? One can only take souch hilarity


I would laugh very loudly and long at the ludicrous behaviour the Yanks media show. I would but I'm too busy crying here in the capitalism of prison island. The West has hone "weird"


I've never heard this place called Venice!!!


Autumn sunshine in the Capital https://image.nostr.build/6b290225200768c85c0ccdc8fd2f8a514755238efccade0674963db4dccfb1a7.jpg


It could happen to anyone?!

#bullishbounty https://video.nostr.build/1427a1f58cdfbe93e7ec6994c75593346c4ea514dcc7a4f027df3938cb3a745b.mp4


Bet she knows the difference between spot e and spot g


He was assassinated for not having the. Maybe this bloke will not have a fatal accident in custody?


Apparently arrested in 2002 for having a weapon of mass destruction!!!? Who has one of those????


This girl is a cunning linguist! https://video.nostr.build/758aa4ba2fff7f58d353214620f79b101363ef195ba12f0275f41fe9c794899d.mp4

#Bullishbounty


They must be petrified of him.


Same genus though


Is that Prince Harry?


Still, to point it out is class JH


You are so honest!! Topan


Give him a typewriter and he'll come up with the collective works of Shakespeare


I would say almost definitely


Old bruv. I am a 60s kid, one of the eldest Gen Xers around


Joe, I'm no dev but look at this..
 GitHub - shocknet/Lightning.Pub: The Nostr Native Lightning node, share your node with nostr accounts and connect easily to webapps.
https://github.com/shocknet/Lightning.Pub

Looks perfect to me


Soap. Loved it. One of the few things out of the States that was funny


When Biden gets reelected


Yes Jamster, you know it


The cover band


It's before the watershed, I'll keep them on


I wonder how the US would react to Houthis firing hypersonic missiles at their fleet in the middle east. I mean, the Russians wouldn't be firing them, just supplying


An average Bitcoin day... https://video.nostr.build/19e5c45869e200a3d31675fe2de4966644894a2df0fca37127d2051aff9f7eda.mp4

nostr:nprofile1qqsdua0tr4axvfuq02xl7ranxl8u7xy706d032mz98mg3anywyxrq9qpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wghxcctwvshszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0dyn3g2

#keepyuppy


Don't let this opportunity by bought out be billionaire statists. Stack sats, kyc free, spend and replace, hold in cold storage, be free. https://video.nostr.build/b9bd8469e836b34c411cb7a6032dda0f3991bba936a832b4b6e4fc17b026e4db.mp4


Make sure YOU pay for lunchate 🇬🇧😎🚒


You're another singleton, aren't you


Real men pay for their date. Always


If only... https://video.nostr.build/36be3f10b190d858cfc2f92705ec8bb13774bec86db12d57d76f90d541576368.mp4


I've gotbten years on you and I havented voted since before your first. Realised that they are all the same, gatekeepers for the teal power


How is it our recently elected "Left" wing government can cut winter fuel allowance for it's old aged pensioners yet can find £500 million for Ukraine? Makes you wonder about magic money trees.

Stack sats, fuck banks, never vote and be free.

#FreeSamourai


Chinese drone display. Now imagine them all armed!! What's the collective noun for that? A calamity???

https://video.nostr.build/88b3d90d4a302afb50195cc8c2c2a0d34affb7f8f45860fed021ee6be2a336f3.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/049af1719fff6055848072242fb594bb2d46739406397709c672d4e23ba5d61f.jpg

Women are expensive!


Enough said? https://image.nostr.build/ab67183bf02535aca6c621bf6884cfd02721e33841ac199758842928849f521a.jpg


Amen https://image.nostr.build/a3356e7bd5e3606a3f252e2496d850d20e3c1f293f881673152c09f6e019bb97.jpg


Unfortunately, most of us (if not all) are trapped in the same way. The only really private option is to start again. I've already gone down the GrapheneOS, nostr:nprofile1qqsdn44vrgyvte46jcpv9lk7we9zfgrs7jqk04a3kucq345x376dn7spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qqj42ps route but, as you say, I still have links to my identity. My phone contract for one. When I retire (not too long now I hope) I will buy a new (second hand phone) with cash and go full silent link and start over.


Wake up people
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I miss my Rugby days... https://video.nostr.build/3fb2eecdca40b4b5d7a5bbe8bb37ab4de20e9301aca44f3c78718f6b23b44b57.mp4


Other Prime Ministers are equally as bad... https://image.nostr.build/32ed03ecd812eec8f79f8a8f63bd52001580f6d9b544fd34db9b1d6d75a4078a.jpg


It's funny because it's topical... https://video.nostr.build/f0d21964e3b28920c5794e06f5e958833ad10c39c5e6d575f4480aa2ee95809e.mp4


That's it, I am arresting you in the name of the law


Life in the UK!!!
https://video.nostr.build/8c9328e7d54c12e91f28c2031f9f96b8ee408d47b69e437d84559be062017643.mp4


Spuds are like bitcoin, for anyone but not everyone. Especially Prussian peasants!... https://video.nostr.build/75baa8708f24baab6af8dc78a6fdc8914c9286c4dedbaab2f1965548a6593654.mp4


Never forget. #bitcoin #privacy #samouraiwallet #ronindojo https://video.nostr.build/daed71f67b2b683d2b5845eef81d1688e4eb3017e43bf70f7bb9eb183b30061b.mp4


STAND FURTHER BACK


I got some new wheels... https://video.nostr.build/f32b7201edb87bb6c0ad02f933c3d35bf17add43bb7a9298c7ed088747058d29.mp4


Back at ya. Fed is about to print so now is the time to stack. Actually all every day is a stacking day. If you think you're stacking enough and you have had breakfast, obviously you're not. How can you afford to eat if you're stacking hard enough?!!!

#Stacksats #Fuckbanks #FreeSamourai


It"s all in the wrist action apparently... https://video.nostr.build/63a62ee3a0125ebc2fe9add548aa401604cab1e9ed745593e0cccea95cbb7b59.mp4


I do hope so


Chaga time..
https://image.nostr.build/c1cf6390ce794d5b4122437df5ff614bfdcf3057484c9dab1f127d78ed9f0ad1.jpg


It is said that Nibiru takes 3600 years to go around the sun in an elliptical orbit


Interesting stuff... https://video.nostr.build/fe95f6a3465418ad6dde7830f24d6df5215327d177b7d10924df7112eb879ece.mp4 I want to know his previous 8 now


Soon they will be calling you Bitcoin Boss lend me some


Can't be, it's still there


Great track


The answer to life, the universe, everything really


I want a pair! Not that I'd leave tracks in London


Good Moaning Nostriches, remember to always be yourself.

Unless you can be Wolverine, then, always be Wolverine

#Freedom #FreeSamourai #Adamantiumclaws


I have three. A big one, medium one and a long skinny one 😀🇬🇧🚒😎


Gn, Monday soon and this boy has to play with a hose in the morning


It still is here but not as scenic


I have much reading to do. Then I can break something. Thanks 😀🇬🇧🚒


Live for testing on ShockWallet and demo.nip69.dev

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Thank you both, how do I go about setting this up? Bear in mind, I'm an aging fireman, by the time I get my hands on techy stuff it is usually wet and melted


Forgive me, so it would be linked to a wallet or it is a wallet?


So this implementation will give a static, non custodial payment address?


Yes Bruv, live your best life.

#Freedom

#FreeSamourai


I can't understand how women's sport has become suddenly more dangerous??? https://image.nostr.build/920115d2a6508a8416a704d751f44b97a32af6f919e59f62dbb63e4353bfc1bb.jpg


It's difficult being the clerk of the kid's section of the library... https://image.nostr.build/28ac38a87425b3a6502b68b55ca4e2e33fc593986ce928dd4aaa923086d9c956.jpg
Good Moaning Nostr


Tasty


Smurfs?


A bulb or just a clove?!!


🚨 Ever spoken about something and the next minute you're getting an advert about it on your smartphone? Almost like your phone is listening..

Well, evidence claims that Meta, Microsoft, Google and Amazon could all be listening!

For more details 👉 👉https://www.404media.co/heres-the-pitch-deck-for-active-listening-ad-targeting/

#Meta #Amazon #Microsoft #Google #CMG #CMGpitch #Bigtech #Activelistening
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9 multiplex by 6 is 42


Could be but until 007 kills him in Octoraker, I'm waiting


He's a fucking Bond Villain in waiting


Do horses eat sheep?


When I was a kid, wed watch the cows get pissed eating the left over apples. Odd site for a city boy but that's what happens when your family leaves the east end for leafy essex


Never not hold your plums


Are you sure it isn't the house elf?


https://image.nostr.build/a08e53478651bdc969ba1ad1cb3ac43c8f04e67c4d64f2df105cb98fb570132e.jpg

When men were men


Moaning space cat, that's a mug. 😎🇬🇧😘


Unfortunately he speaks the truth https://image.nostr.build/a3356e7bd5e3606a3f252e2496d850d20e3c1f293f881673152c09f6e019bb97.jpg


I wondered why people enjoyed fishing... https://image.nostr.build/1976abd203af63f18f1c32edd2cf9e2208c2c5a359ce7b546c3c00f228ea8593.jpg


I'm touching cloth at the minute, don't look!


Fuck the ETFs. Especially BBC, sorry big black rock, bbr


If this Reply Guy thing zapped every time it operated, I'd be Abe to fucking retire!


Moaning Nostrians


You didn't stipulate control


Mate, you must have achieved a self induced coma???? Its a rite of passage in England


Unfortunately not


Because it would burn in the oven?


It was 25 a year ago


Good grief, its a little earlier than predicted!! https://image.nostr.build/aaae1178b1f6833c308f9437ab48f69ac4f3a15e175bc0ee0436e2cbd4fa8e7d.jpg


A bouncing pussy 🤔


How to become a Nazi Prime Minister of a North American country whilst avoiding the obvious Cuban parentage?


Si


If only... https://video.nostr.build/36be3f10b190d858cfc2f92705ec8bb13774bec86db12d57d76f90d541576368.mp4


Good moaning mate. Breakfast on that deck would be amazing. Although I prefer eating off a plate. Enjoy your day and keep on stacking!

#FreeSamourai


Absfuckinlutely
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We are all time travellers mate. Unfortunately not all of us can go in more than one direction


Try harder


Are you enjoying yourself?


I'll unblock it now the culprit has stepped forward! Zaps on nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmc224vky


Don't be daft, it WAS the Putin that done it.


I'm English,it's an old joke, sorry not sorry 🇬🇧😎😜👥


Fetus Deletus...one for the abortionists


You too?!It's uncanny how common that is


And they want your Bitcoin!


Permission??? Do what tickles your fancy. Play with a virus, get ill. I'm here with the healthy kids!


Do you think there's a market here, for these? https://image.nostr.build/b55f1151c965e7f399163fd8b8a5e753f160599796922783f3ea35f112f05e89.jpg


Thank you for your service


You can if you try?

https://video.nostr.build/c9e0ffa2d6a51a67e65951ce5b25d76e45ef365c1ce682d66a3b9c027bcd24de.mp4


I use Zeus to connect to my node through nwc. Of course nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnytql6f0 has it's own LSP. This is an excellent non custodial solution Joe


Moaning


YELLOW INFILTRATED ONCE AGAIN THEIR SUPER SECRET 58K KABAL WITH HIS SECRET ALT ACCOUNT AND TODAY IS BRINGING YOU ANOTHER AUDIO FROM THE 58K GANG MASTER HIMSELF: DENIZ. IN THIS ONE , DENIZ ADMITS HOW THEY ARE PLAYING BALL WITH BLACKROCK AND OTHER BIG CORRUPT WHALES WHILE THEY'RE ADVOCATING WHATEVER THEY DO (OR DON'T DO) IS FOR THE PLEBS. THEIR SICK COMMUNISTIC IDEOLOGY WILL END! FREE PRICE DISCOVERY! FREE OUR HOPES AND DREAMS! FREE BITCOIN!
https://v.nostr.build/4IOEkvUBF16oAdTy.mp4


She's in ecstasy!


I'm not mercenary but times are tough... https://image.nostr.build/216afe2d543e560b6f6a55848d69392ac84aaf802d726543733ff61107b341c1.jpg


Eleven more to go old son...


How early are we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk&t=11


Just got to quit the 40 a day cigarette habit and cocaine addiction and you'll be great


Well, I thank you for your contributions


Now I'm jealous! What a stunning vista.

Cool kid too.


Its that time of the year when the roads get busier and people become deluded again... https://image.nostr.build/5cda51732cd79ec7f3c8cea49ecd127eab4623f1b4a127ac61b3fc76f0ec13f8.jpg


Be better than the system now


New Premiere League VAR system to be introduced soon... https://video.nostr.build/fed5d63b993b49ac7cf949d508b9aa6e53146c00dec8dbef31cf40477e5caf24.mp4


Again, who?


Who?


Fanfuckintastic


Nope. It seems to dip when he buys. I don't trust him


Is Saylor buying again?


You’ve got mail!💌 We’re bringing our latest newsletter to nostriches

🎉 Our Order Book Now Viewable on Our Website!
Previously, you had to access the Order Book through the app, but now you can easily view it online. Browse by volume, premium, payment methods, and currency—all without needing to download or open the app

🚀 Peach Version 0.6 is Just Around the Corner!
Get ready for an enhanced experience with our upcoming update. Version 0.6 promises faster and smoother trading on Peach with a brand new user experience for matching orders. We’re introducing Peach4Trader, a new trading mechanism that’s been in the works for a while. Previously, only sellers could make offers, and they couldn’t see buy offers. Now, we’re flipping the script with a two-way trading mechanism. Buyers will now be able to create offers, and sellers can take them. This is a game-changer for traders looking to make the most of arbitrage opportunities.

📱 Peach is Now Available on nostr:npub10r8xl2njyepcw2zwv3a6dyufj4e4ajx86hz6v4ehu4gnpupxxp7stjt2p8
Exciting news for our community! You can now download Peach directly from the Zap.Store built on Nostr. Access Peach easily and in a permission-less way wherever you are!

🚫 Telegram Uncertainty
With the recent arrest of Telegram’s CEO, Pavel Durov, in Paris, there’s some uncertainty surrounding the platform. As we navigate these changes, you can continue the conversation with us on our other channels—Discord, Nostr, Instagram, and Twitter. Find the links on our website!

🚀 Join Our Team!
We’re growing, and we want you to be part of the Peach journey. We’re looking for a Product Designer to help with mobile app to website conversion. Interested? Apply via https://bitcoinerjobs.com/j/Yqc92s0Xg8

📊 Next Newsletter: Unveiling Peach Trading Data!

Stay tuned for our next newsletter, where we’ll uncover some exciting insights from the Peach app. We'll look at data like the speediest trades, how long it typically takes for offers to close, and other surprising trends that might just change the way you trade!

Until then, stay connected, stay Peachy, and as always, keep stacking sats! 🍑 https://image.nostr.build/1b872c0b9ebef270af8a5c7520d2acfcaaab6d30695d8bc62192874ea963f79e.jpg


Not sure I believe this. Years later and those kids are now the government https://video.nostr.build/172321f680f7168872fbed02cbca171e45c96c517d8fa87af6709ab1b225cf6e.mp4


Christmas is coming... https://video.nostr.build/3b5b5837fb2f563b35002c643e477b23b073314e04039f323984970bd8d85833.mp4


Do you think the Don will?
https://video.nostr.build/c83bb94a58c99de35896f8119ea463c4ca2e58d5667837ef330562e9680f77b1.mp4


I used to like tractors


Want to hear it?


Apparently there are votes and Democratic votes? Who knew? So, you don't have to get the most votes, just the votes deemed Democratic.

Are you watching Americans?

https://video.nostr.build/dba9057c23f8d2bb19b1cc9e577bf1b4b32454792b648e23588c4474e8d9639c.mp4


I do a great impression of an extractor fan


An Alms race!


You'll be so fit!!!


I love how enthused you are about what you do. Don't ever let that go Joe.


It's scary living under threat of arrest for your beliefs. Even if they are factually correct. It's The Putin's fault! https://video.nostr.build/6cd6b7cf43e11dc08921bf8afb4ffa9b4712a4545298871d12ef05455d37f87e.mp4


This needs to be done! https://image.nostr.build/e8dff6cafae82f7abe75030ce70bfb421bed7266ff08d09623da65777f5fd0f5.jpg


Accident or intent?


Let's hope BRICS adopts btc. I doubt it will but I live in hope


My pronouns are I/don't/givafuk https://image.nostr.build/be9d660269cc15f7c11fcdcb481f8b19b9cf4b7030facfde3b63dd721f43d728.jpg


The EU government will be returning to work on #ChatContol on Wednesday!!! ⏰

Let's get loud and make our voices heard that we will never stop opposing this push towards mass surveillance!

New to ChatControl? We've got you covered 👇
https://youtu.be/wSEI-dg3Hpo
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/067/581/344/572/978/original/4fec5d9ac53b08ec.png


US foreign policy... https://video.nostr.build/a1c9fd77c9c490e99fe8c6525bd62a7038c13f10fb54b2acc73f842e0f5c8056.mp4


Exactly. I love my country but I have to say, when I'm visiting the in-laws in Russia, it always feels fantastic. Brilliant country, marvelous people. We are being lied to


last year 440 people were arrested in Russia for posts made on social media

in the same year, the UK also arrested a few people for posting on social media

**3300 in fact**

chew on that for a minute

https://media.tenor.com/2-5XPoT_7esAAAAC/are-we-the-baddies-bad.gif


Sounds like one of the 12 steps at an AA meeting. Well done son 👍🇬🇧🚒😘


Who said that?


Amen sister https://image.nostr.build/8d25e8928459dce88d573d3ac65ccf4bf29853c7759d21eda07f6e679178e257.jpg


As I said, I'm not into monero and haven't used Cake. So I was just pointing someone in that direction bruv


So, nostr:nprofile1qqsx2wyjt6lmvc05rrvv05r5hm3w3t7h0pcpmkyswrpd4ymd2u09tscpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3kamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu339e682mnwv4k8xct5wvhxxmmdqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wscn3xgh on Nostr, has anyone else found that it has stopped behaving like it used to?


I'm not a Mpnero freak, so I bow to your knowledge 👍🇬🇧


Doesn't Cake wallet do atomic swaps with btc/monero?


How is Disney still in business? https://video.nostr.build/057123a1a199be78633a259f002e70fdc3b27fab440b0858a35526591f962f64.mp4


Depends of you feel the therapist in you is separate from the rest of you, I guess. If you feel the urge to write something inspirational, was it you you or therapist you? Does it matter?


He's a fed to the core, Joe.


Exactly. Saylor is a spook


Have you set your VPN to Brazil?


Good advice. It's not fair. On them


I'd need a Ouija board


We woz robbed by a weak ref


Arsenal are playing. Just saying


Par for the course now, in the UK. Coming to a country near you... https://video.nostr.build/07d25f5ddc9751091e246830e1d66088f8fa5b2d6a0cdb7219f3609f177628be.mp4


Some great cinematography... https://video.nostr.build/bbca1b0f9fd79c7a9f118c62b4d48a45b7b8cda23d9a514133c11bfc9abe7b0c.mp4


Remember, stack SATs and fuck the banksters https://video.nostr.build/796925b56c8c17c6288a7ff6bfa923de7bf986d275d92bfa38dd17e7b4290174.mp4


Bring it on. The world is going crazy. Let's get it over with and get back to enjoying ourselves. Fuck the fuckers


Are we all going to get arrested?


It's Friday!
https://video.nostr.build/b0aaa5dd13e60172348ab2c435a73babb9e7207b2ffa6ff79c56ec6e8f332a25.mp4


Living on the edge


That's what happens when you live in Gulag Britain


Exactly. Speeder chase


Take it as a compliment


Would I need a license if I built one of these? To the moon 🚁🚁🚁 https://video.nostr.build/410bf1fdb6bb53dfa7ea43744a59d7a236883f94231ec4c7426e080ffcc596d7.mp4


In this country this is not a prisonable offence as the perpetrator didn't say or write anything. https://video.nostr.build/53f222194b54bc8f4fca10500737728d6db936dd4fa231bdbedb9b76e63319ec.mp4


New Feature Just Dropped: Explore the Order Book on Our Website, Buy on Our App

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Check it out here 👀⤵
https://peachbitcoin.com/kycfree-orderbook/


Too right. And do it KYC free, non custodially and as privately as possible. Stack SATs, fuck banks and be patient.

#FreeSamourai


Don't do custodial, eventually you will regret it


nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpzemhxue69uhkkmr0vd4k2mn8vyh8xmmrd9skcqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctylktc is so superior. Whether you run your own node or not.


I was asking someone else but, obviously, posted it in the wrong place. Very me 😂


Ignore me, fat thumbs!!


What's the fold like? Have they improved much?


My mate shared a pic of when #Bitcoin hit $1000 & where he was that moment.

I asked him, with all the crazy predictions flying around of # go up, what the number was for him way back in the beginning that was his

 “biggest dream possible figure”

And he said $100.

I replied, so what was $1000 to you.

His answer was

“UNFATHOMABLE”

This hit me deep.

Unfathomable to me is 100M

Yet my dreaming self imagines 10M

The 100M lives in the space even beyond the dreaming self - I wouldn’t know where to begin, whereas my dreaming self can imagine actions I could take when 10M hits. 🤔

And yet there are many of you here today who are existing BEYOND THE UNFATHOMABLE AND BEYOND THAT AGAIN SND AGAIN with our current pricing.

I’d love to hear how that has impacted & impacts you!!! #fascinated

How fascinating to study the impact on our brain cells & our system as a whole, as number go up.

Does anyone know of any studies in this area?

#bitcoinadventures
#bitcoinstories
#numbergoup

https://m.primal.net/KUsS.mov


The figure really is subjective. Imagine being from a remote, Peruvian village, having never had a bank account. Bitcoin could be the first time you'd ever been able to save. The price then becomes irrelevant.


Moaning https://image.nostr.build/b73cacd17232acb850b826335164ea43e5e673a7a23656bffd2ae7551b707489.jpg


Really, again


Life on Prison Island be like... https://image.nostr.build/f7b59e2833dca8def9b49452a8aa852c7f756ae10253f445457cae19cef9d3b8.jpg


Is that even a thing anymore?


But who will stop the hate speakers from spreading disinformation?


Talk about pop music


This is me lately...

#Dogstr https://image.nostr.build/00bf720aee3822cc38a197b1cd24a6a392aebbb0cbb0d95b85e3d4ddd5319aea.jpg


Congratulations mate 👍


Believe 💪🧡

nostr:note18vqncjllry0g2rcy4sdrf5xaz0308jj8jdm8dsgkvf9tmjx25uas8rws3w


Amen


Silence is golden... https://image.nostr.build/27728dc498f894fe33a330034f3e9e10e8cb825181af7c158d558a7ff4c20c1b.jpg


He's like that


Some days are better than others

https://image.nostr.build/c8b971e6df24954728036fde34d4b5e86b8c8f3c8eb1d5b8ff5674055648d9df.jpg


Fantastic. Welcome to the club


I prefer slut


I must have a foot in both camps 🤔


Kyc free is the way

https://image.nostr.build/58059ef58aa887a8189c9dd67d8028384b3da5bec40a81b6d8fe7491401e5ab3.jpg


I sort of knew, but thank you


You are not wrong


I don't want to be greedy!


Where would you all go? This side of the pond will do as the WH tells it. We could all run to Russia because we all won't fit in El Salvador


Can we have a Now wow $1m please


Can you send her to London sharpish, please.


I'd be arrested in a different environment...
https://image.nostr.build/d5c143f94646ee92786c11630255fc61bf12238e91aa6b9e9c44cf9ce7630b44.jpg


TODAY IS THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE DEATH OF BITCOIN LEGEND HAL FINNEY.

HIS WIFE, FRAN FINNEY, WILL BE JOINING US ON CITADEL DISPATCH TODAY AT 2100 UTC TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE.

JOIN US IN THE INTERACTIVE LIVE CHAT. 🫡

https://citadeldispatch.com


Bless his cotton socks. The first recipient of a btc tx. All epoch events should be name HalFinnings


Cuntface https://image.nostr.build/87b96689b40e1cf36ef1c17e76bd30eed35c1f6d4a59406afd0fe9313c37dc2d.jpg


If someone doesn’t want to learn about inflation, try giving them examples they actually care about. This one'd be perfect for wine lovers  😎👇 KUDOS to nostr:nprofile1qqst7gmku9a6fmpxn5g0ejvk536xk3g322lfqv06frn5257au4fxhnspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnwv46z7ax7s4g and  nostr:nprofile1qqsvfr3f7p95stxqrjslnmuvsmhcxxxqt8swjdfjx5tz7zq0yms5cygpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnfdenx7qg6waehxw309aex2mrp0yhx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wcq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7raruhg for this epic short. Cheers 🍷

https://video.nostr.build/0db62c1a84105764287a61b9bc605ca48e8f05a8368c5c1af57395998e593512.mp4


https://image.nostr.build/87b96689b40e1cf36ef1c17e76bd30eed35c1f6d4a59406afd0fe9313c37dc2d.jpg

Bloody lying gits


Careful out there https://image.nostr.build/d98cc253a2fabad417f98e21b9f1f2b768acd25b522467f9c2d36b5680a95135.jpg


Thanks. I'm just a middlaged teenager. Boys never grow up really x


Yep, I have been blessed with SATs too!!


This is how I feel when all the clever Nostricheds start talking shop...

https://video.nostr.build/824342379e6085593fe29e42663a805135185f39b42c528a4ce5afdb477c5208.mp4


Is that what you call it?


The only Pull request I've given was to the wife. She refused. Again


After my first personal experience with censorship / deplatforming and watching nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m talk with nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx at Nostr Riga and regardless of what happens with Simply Bitcoin’s YT channel we will be posting our news aggregation content, video content, and livestreams to Nostr regardless of initial viewership engagement

As a Bitcoin media organization we feel like it’s our responsibility to promote protocols where not only can people transact freely but can also speak freely without any risk of censorship

Appreciate the support from nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u and nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr on this front. If anyone else has additional resources for me so the Simply Bitcoin team can learn to post our video / livestream content to Nostr it would be highly appreciated 🙏

BITCOIN OR SLAVERY.
NOSTR OR SLAVERY.


You must get better. My fave yank thatakes me cry every day. Stop the illness shit now! ❤🇬🇧


New to Nostr? Introduce yourself in the comments and I'll zap you 210 sats to get started! Everyone else, please tag some newcomers here so I can zap them and follow ⚡⚡⚡

The easiest way to get a Lightning address is to set up Nostr through the nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg6waehxw309a3kzcmgv5ejuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtmkxyq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueq4089x0 app. They have a wallet setup from the get-go. Other easy options to get a Lightning address are Wallet of Satoshi, nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj79p99e5, and Getalby.

During nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg6waehxw309a3kzcmgv5ejuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtmkxyq32amnwvaz7tm9v3jkutnwdaehgu3wd3skueq4089x0 setup, hit the 'Activate Wallet' button 👇
https://i.nostr.build/DkU1cNBQvOHKIqbB.jpg


Romans, plebs, more plebs and more plebs.


zap.store is soooooooo good and now nostr:nprofile1qqs2gazhwghppw36yu0muuzqykdrcndzeafml50pnqfcy9xjx5rylssppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsg3ewyk is on it for KYC free SATs.


I've heard it called many things but never self zapping. You'll go blind!!!


Good luck with that


It is an X Twatter, it has ceased to be


Because that has worked so well in the past


Enjoy it for me, mate


Love a Malbec


I bet he's handsome


What is Twatter?


Excellent photos and video


nostr:nprofile1qqs2gazhwghppw36yu0muuzqykdrcndzeafml50pnqfcy9xjx5rylssppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsg3ewyk
Is now listed on zap.store


nostr:nprofile1qqswfa547pdmqkerzf2uen3agudc67wxffjmenqpge3dylc006fppyspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxvmm4de6xz6tw9enx6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qj40rct since synching my fountain with my Nostr NSEC it appears a bit odd now? Have you done away with promoted pods? My followers from fountain appear to have vanished? My shows I follow disappeared but, have reappeared now. Am I the only one experiencing this?


Number 10 so I could ask why on earth "Max coin". Just why? Also about deleted tweets. Please make this happen


I really don't want to know what happened here!!!!!! https://image.nostr.build/0c09e590607729e1b7661c23367b1031285c3ba64b6511c9262b24945075a8d4.jpg


A triple agent!!!!!


Welcome new Nostriches! Welcome to Nostr! Nostr has a large and passionate community with an equally diverse and thriving ecosystem. Use this note to help navigate this decentralized and censorship resistant communication protocol.
https://i.nostr.build/8w4atcThBIhAkYNS.jpg

Videos:

Watch why social media is broken and how we aim to fix it by nostr:nprofile1qqs0ulmtcmmn8zmkh0uqmdqz4hn9j5lzpvhj8enw3xpqfd3ucsjnngcpr9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucm9wf3kzarjdamxztndv5qs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq3kamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9h8qmr9vfejuer99jegvc
https://youtu.be/aA-jiiepOrE

Take the Nostr 101 course with nostr:nprofile1qqsqqx9hacelkffcgd3ecchzjtlvwq9xn2fmprhrwnzmm2t3exee2eqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqrswwax
https://youtu.be/_jrkUXDReqI

Learn about Nostr's permissionless nature with nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9uhxtnyd9nkwmm09e3k7mgprpmhxue69uhkvet9v3ehgu3wdehhxarjxyhxxmmdqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndd9jxgmrfdenjumtev3h8xtn2wqergaw8
https://youtu.be/t-40158eRqo

Tear down your technical and social silos with myself and several Nostr developers https://youtu.be/SSFVR5ZXOuA

Podcasts:

Listen to nostr:nprofile1qqstsw3gkljwt5stm9svt7htvcjlj4ffze4chkcyt4pxxj30xkgeg5qpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdux3wqdz and nostr:nprofile1qqs9kqvr4dkruv3t7n2pc6e6a7v9v2s5fprmwjv4gde8c4fe5y29v0spr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t08zskr9 on Plebchain Radio. Many of their episodes are Nostr focused and very informative.
https://fountain.fm/show/0N6GGdZuYNNG7ysagCg9

Take a more technical approach to Nostr with nostr:nprofile1qqsf03c2gsmx5ef4c9zmxvlew04gdh7u94afnknp33qvv3c94kvwxgspr4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mf0adfqrk on the Thank God for Nostr podcast. https://fountain.fm/show/vnmoRQQ50siLFRE8k061

Articles:

Discover the basics of Nostr from nostr:nprofile1qqsrtv3u6qkj6a09tnhr3l0wy67g9uw3t57ftqyqpvztpk3wmd6306spzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0tsdfc0
https://river.com/learn/what-is-nostr/

Take a thorough deep drive and learn all about Nostr from nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6mpd4czuumfw3jsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvql3tqm
https://www.lynalden.com/the-power-of-nostr/

Guides on Nostr:

Browse the #HOWDONOSTR hashtag on Nostr and follow my notes explaining several Nostr concepts and features.

Ask your questions with the #asknostr hashtag.

***NEW***
These are from my recent presentations at Nostriga and Baltic Honeybadger 2024:
Nostr 101: https://drive.proton.me/urls/JVV955JXRM#auCM2PWcCBuC
Being your own algorithm: https://drive.proton.me/urls/1NQPW740V8#Lqm46NkK3Pzz

Browse the ecosystem:

Visit https://nostr.how and explore all the ins and outs of the protocol yourself.

Nostr has dozens of other applications and use cases beyond Twitter like social clients. Nostr gives us a portable digital social identity that we can take with us and hop from app to app across the ecosystem. Find your next social app here https://nostrapps.com


And wondering where everyone else is?


Escaping the matrix... https://video.nostr.build/648aaa1023aaa1dfef2e4b8e7302c1dd841be528fbb431d819b4d2666aebe77f.mp4


That sounds like a plan


And this is what arrests you for posting bollocks on the cucked sites... https://video.nostr.build/b9b41b6cbdffe6d95e0c2f8ba03b424f387d2d05aff2e892b1022ec33e5dfafd.mp4


Moaning freedom seekers

#FreeSamourai


Moaning Nostradamus


Handling plums will do that


Skootalboot


O. K.


Do people say that?


The French always have to try and outdo us!


I'm not allowed to read you note as I am in the UK. If I read it I will be arrested and sent to prison


You're not in Europe though??


Baby shark song, that's just unbelievable


So, not soy!!!!!!


Soy Yankie friends, civil war incoming?

#asknostr


Don't tread on the people when you're on your way up because you'll meet them again, on your way down


I am crying 😂


Obviously, you've got 30 years on me!


And you were almost perfect!!


This happened to me also. I did put my nsec in, apparently held encrypted on my device but now very buggy


Obviously not English! 😘🇬🇧❤


Only two bottles? Amateur


I'm getting old. My aim is to retire soon and, yes, I'm off. Preferably somewhere warm


He'd have definitely joined in. A complete degenerate drunk. Gawd bless him


I'm a Londoner, I stop climbing after work. 👲🚒


Things are getting weird in England... https://image.nostr.build/bf81c71751976248d0e1e94843b65771de0e786193d83169ef64f8e849faf8d9.jpg


This is fantastic 😜


Slowly then suddenly. Where have I heard that before?


I mean, a z in apologises


Is it not parody?


Please tell me this is parody!?!


With my eyes first


Another reason not to believe in the system https://video.nostr.build/316017da12150648143f9bb06c9152154c8992bb6742509f3288591931eb05f4.mp4


Move along nothing to see here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctPViK3LK-o&t=17


What are all those things?


Then I'm not your man. If anything catches fire, I can deal with that! Good luck. We're still early


I'm guessing but could it be to do with which relays you use. Please feel free to ignore me. I'm just a pleb with a hose


Airdrop anyone? https://video.nostr.build/fffaaa118fb97db6ec969253b9ce98132d94d3d7f0b40b60f3610499cd279e0e.mp4


Time to fight... https://image.nostr.build/068a650d45b0a088998130df060fa230cf278a1339d8fba63700cfe0ef177b30.jpg


Time to disguise yourself


Robert Sepehr


What man wouldn't?.. https://video.nostr.build/f19175712ebadcfe8b3184ddbda27592cd9d5d550e3c6ae2c5956d5f1933976a.mp4


Wywh ❤


I'll be the meat in that sandwich! 😜


A massive thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt4w35ku7thv9kxcet59e3k7mgpzemhxue69uhkkmr0vd4k2mn8vyh8xmmrd9skcqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctylktc for showing me LNC to overcome Tor problems. Cheers Evan.

#CustomerService
#GreekGod
#Bitcoin
#PeaceandLove


Sally James ❤❤❤


There are other platforms?


Pavel Durow from #Telegram has been arrested in France.

Whats even more worse:

Telegram is not secure. Everybody can hack into a Telegram Account just by knowing the phone number!

Look here, how easy that is:

https://tgtracker.com/page/r/zjqXRLWGk


Plus pne


Was


15:66 @ 858,367


Simplex for the win


Amen

nostr:nevent1qqsx9cxrl9vkfsreshqr6r2f59hkv84jwr0ftcp3yrm939dldpdklcgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyr70wzj9e75p064gzwum4z3ht4cn6vtf7j3870w2c02fzyklvlfhuqcyqqqqqqgxq92md


That's Armageddon mate.


Definitely an instrument of torture then. Let's face it, only evil bastards would keep it like new


I've said it before... https://image.nostr.build/597b7c83c588abca7077d845df77bae419a7f9b21415dbd17821108c91f17f8d.jpg


You sound like far right conspiracy theorist!


I used to watch this guy all the time, as a kid


Mate, I live on slave island, in the capital! You can't yell a joke without getting banged up, if I admit o didn't get the clot shot, I'll be injected with baby gravy as punishment!!


Some things are lost in translation and some things aren't... https://video.nostr.build/758aa4ba2fff7f58d353214620f79b101363ef195ba12f0275f41fe9c794899d.mp4


I do have one, why am I not there?!


You're too young


For real?!?! Bash one out for a bag of sats! In London that's called a professional wanker


Miracles do happen https://video.nostr.build/60466da1f9dd2502c0e0e15549806a886732ce098088b02aeeb4888fdee54d28.mp4


All going according to the plan then


Look at that baby. Excellent photo


Love this 😎🇬🇧🔥


Fuck the fucking fuckers!!!

nostr:nevent1qqs0xwrs2du0eesnf7njdjw28tj5xdzqfjqz667lpcqhlm0axah86tspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyrk8ndtghh4x8jnqj86msjcvvwwppgy3nct4lgy6fh332nuzjphj2qcyqqqqqqg6s3ucd


Electroconvulsive Therapy???


27 out of 35 atm


Might want to check that.


Have you got relays set up?


Watch out for the Bears https://video.nostr.build/a5918c6029b7e41d7b9da33516b4b6a38d0947fb6166ca2eacaf71f09e24225d.mp4


We're always at war


I don't!!!! Living in London forever does that


The London Underground map?


I think HE is confused https://image.nostr.build/eccf197f2c2aa2abed78e0c279afe82ddc292f3374f22f531cdb7c2d3a99ad7e.jpg


Break a leg


Classic, British comedy which isn't allowed anymore.
https://video.nostr.build/9ab4a506ae91460aedb83036e7c850a849d4365a521183ebe4b89cd69e285c31.mp4

Don't mention the war!


So my American friends, how many dead people will vote for Trump, or are they all Dems?


Is that at the orphanage?


Good. Who broke you?


Life in the UK... https://video.nostr.build/9ab4a506ae91460aedb83036e7c850a849d4365a521183ebe4b89cd69e285c31.mp4


Will I be imprisoned for this?

https://video.nostr.build/7dfc809ae89e14502baacc961dfe71800635926249bb78e6233b601c5fed937a.mp4


Just remember... https://video.nostr.build/69798f6070498b67143920e4c1469bcd73dfbc81f9135de7545bd8b1727a5908.mp4


You're all just showing off!


Relay list to discover the user's content


I was just walking down the street, coffee in hand, suddenly realizing how "normal" it all is already. Like most days, I went to a coffee shop that accepts lightning. Like most days, I paid directly with sats that someone zapped me here on nostr. Like most days, neither the merchant nor myself thought twice about it, or took a minute to marvel at what just happened.

So, allow me to do just that. Marvel at what just happened. While everyone is having a fantastically crazy time at #nostriga, uncountable people are using bitcoin in a myriad of ways. Some for savings, large and small; some for transactions, large and small; some for other stuff. Bitcoin is slowly but surely entering the world stage. Some commentators will tell you that this is good. Some commentators will tell you that this is bad. Whatever the case may be, it is unavoidable.

I see nostr under a similar light. As platform-based manipulation and censorship ramps up—which it inevitably will—the usage of nostr will ramp up too, and with it the usage of zaps and everything else that comes with it. And soon enough, buying a coffee (or breakfast, lunch, and dinner) with zap-based income will be normal. Just like it's "normal" to be an "influencer" today, or a "YouTuber" or whatnot... It's not everyone's cup of tea, but it's a normal thing. Anyone can do it.

Back to my coffee. I remember when I had the "oh my god, I can live on bitcoin here!!!" experience for the first time. It was in Bitcoin Jungle, a couple of months after the initiative was launched. I stayed there for 2 weeks or so, buying the necessities of daily life with sats outright. And it worked. Flawlessly. I had zero payment failures, and was exclusively using Zeus with my own node. It was incredible.

Why is this incredible, you ask? Shouldn't stuff just work? Yes, it should. But building out the tech and the infrastructure to make it all work is BLOODY HARD. I remember the first Lightning Conference in Berlin, in 2019. Everyone came, everyone had all their channels and wallets and everything prepared, and ~50% of payments failed. For... reasons.

Fast-forward to today: I go to one of the 100+ merchants in the city that accept bitcoin, a quick tap on the PoS device & QR code scan, boom, done. Is it always perfect? Of course not. Will it get better still? 100% it will. Very soon these merchants will have NFC-enabled devices, and the tap-to-pay experience that people are used to with cards & Apple pay will be normal for bitcoin payments too. If you are in Riga right now, you'll experience this first-hand thanks to Bolt cards and BTCPay Server. It's awesome, it's open-source, and it works. And it will get better still.

We are truly living in the best and weirdest timeline; a timeline where shitposting on the internet can buy you lunch and dinner; a timeline that spawns amazing technological movements like #nostr; a timeline that, every ~10 minutes, allows for a small miracle to happen. A timeline where "magic internet money" is a normal thing; a timeline that, thanks to the magic dust of cryptography, enables anyone to speak about anything, without having to ask for permission. I'm grateful.

Thank you, Satoshi. 🙏🧡


Foolproof... https://video.nostr.build/db366bd4ca2dbddb3f7d1b3d29f8f829018b0c797739a1b67547594fac722d12.mp4


No thank you


I haven't been to this one and it looks the best of the lot. Next year then. Have fun, stay free and fuck them fuckers

#FreeSamourai


I'll send you my address


I want this


That's the fucker


Who's got a little one?!!!


No "fucker" dial?


Its just a little north off of France


War is only worth it for Banksters. Don't be a bankster.

https://video.nostr.build/66016c87f0d9a9e67be9397cca49f653258f50c9fc5a9bc9d320fee84df44d1f.mp4


You gonna grow sea cucumbers?


Didn't notify me but may I ask, have you let the cat out of the box yet?


Maybe your phone is an antique?

Very Bitcoin of you


Da


Life, don't talk to me about life... https://image.nostr.build/89cc7e05b0b43338bc330dba44b99bf881f4d8b6fc680c58e717ba3690a62050.jpg


Would anyone reply to this, send me a DM or anything please so I can check notifications. Thank you 😀🇬🇧


Still nothing, thanks


Thank. Still not getting notifications


Still not notified!!!!


Tut tut racing?


Is it the latest update, what phon


Unfortunately not. I have tried and tried but npe. I even spoke to nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug who is a clever dev but Amethyst doesn't like me 😥


I'm still having notification problems. Amethyst probably thinks I'm not to be bothered? I am a lonely Zaikaboy now 😥

#eventhephonehatesme

#beep

#vegetablerightsandpeace


I'm trying


Remember, never trust, verify!! https://video.nostr.build/4460c5c22167a92ad5f25f44142cba73a7b09efe95667245b9878e34a636e930.mp4


"Google Play is axing its Security Reward Program"

The program paid devs up to 20k to locate vulnerabilities in popular Android apps.  Google says they’re "winding down the program due to a decrease in actionable vulnerabilities reported by security researchers"

In other words, they no longer give a shit if there's malware on Google Play, because now they changed the legal liability to be on the app dev.  Over a year ago, they changed the legal wording so the dev has to self-report what permissions are used.  This shifts responsibility away from the Play Store onto the dev.

But if Google shifts the responsibility on the dev for the bad side, but they keep the good side (collecting user data), then why do we even need them?  We don't.  Avoid Google Play... switch to F-Droid, APKs, and Obtainium.


Tongues are best though.


Morning


A sausage facial?


Your Maj


Unless thean with an opinion also has a gun and orders it


Nice necklace


A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents:

A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A BBC reporter, Laura Kuenssberg, had watched the whole event.

Laura, addressing the Harley rider says. "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

The Harley rider replies. "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

Miss Kuenssberg. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a BBC journalist, you know and tomorrow's news will run this story. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies. "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit.”

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker turns on BBC News to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.

BBC Headline: RIGHT WING UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

And THAT pretty much sums up the BBC's approach to the news these days...


Short, named Michael, what billionaire could this be? Hmmmm... https://video.nostr.build/1adcf084043aed9558cb6a4b9fe1470c672424b9c99aa0cc2891d002dd8a6520.mp4


Hopefully the notifications are working???


You are a top man


This country is going mad


Moaning peeps. Does anyone else have problems with notifications and Amethyst? I've tried ntfy and that doesn't work. Help me Obi Wan nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug you're my only hope

#asknostr


Hmmmm...I'll take your word for it. These days, anything is possible


You're a girl?!!!!!


I toyed with the idea. She wouldn't have a bar of it. Women!


You live onboard?


Don't water Nostr, God knows what'll happen


I don't believe anyone under 50 will get a pension, state or private. Not how they think they will now, anyway.


I was supposed to be able to retire last year but the Brigade rugged me. Had to do an extra 5 years!


Morning mate. I'm a Nostr only, never really done social media as I always found it vacuous. This is like swimming in the tropics.

#Nostronly


Let me know what you think


Quick search found Fossify Music Player. I've not used it but Zap is a great sgore


Look on zap.store


Morning


No problem, cunt


The people are retarded... https://image.nostr.build/471ad2bb3ada800d2ae333c98070b1e57db3e9e5e596c738fdbfe87bdbcf8d0d.jpg


I was on Twatter for maybe a year or two. Never liked it and deleted the thing several years ago. Along with Fakebook. The only SM I have is this. Was I ahead of the curve?

#whenyouknow


True, the LFB stole my pension so I have another 3 years now. If I get it at all


I want to retire. Just saying


And?


It's why I didn't bother. Can't believe you'd be so generous!!!


Anyone checked it?


Some really cool house boats under the imposing Bankster signs! https://image.nostr.build/02f99be7da2ff2aae196452f71bf0ece8b3674f99ccf7a6710df95a16959b65a.jpg


We're all stalkers!


Good Moaning peeps.

Remember to stack sats, fuck banks and ignore the elected puppet. Be free. Keep smiling...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M&t=3


Every day is my friend. Breathe it in


#FreeSamourai


According to the dwarf billionaire, there is no second best?


#Moonstr

https://image.nostr.build/906182b083cb3d188af56f2ca8c071e5a40a01a43d10355976052576709dbc02.jpg

#Fuckbanks


There is no choice


You know the answer already


There is only Nostr?


KYC free too. Robosats, nostr:nprofile1qqs2gazhwghppw36yu0muuzqykdrcndzeafml50pnqfcy9xjx5rylssppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsg3ewyk

#FreeSamourai


Proof of work!


A lesson learned last epoch


Dos cervesa


I feel that pain this morning


Good Morning everybody. I live by a canal and a bloody duck decided it identified as a cockerel. Bleedin thing woke me up and it hasn't shut up since, so I've called Kier!

https://video.nostr.build/07d25f5ddc9751091e246830e1d66088f8fa5b2d6a0cdb7219f3609f177628be.mp4


Quick, free sats!!
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Zappity zap


Just I'm time too. There's an election to be stolen


What do you do when the DEI police arrest you...
https://video.nostr.build/014fde331b839140535f551f4bf5ac01b505bd582fd82d75ed0ee0d53b2d85b4.mp4

#FreeSamourai


Because, 1,2,3... https://video.nostr.build/52069a82cb4efbb27d9f5f0fb6d3b3bc05a8fb0c8593a53a92e6d4e84b891a17.mp4


Life in the UK...

https://image.nostr.build/1dbf968e391dac958e9013e479a42238c9bb0367e8569bf73396168b151b19f8.jpg


Today across the UK teenagers are being degraded with alphabetic letters.

It's an inhumane eugenic psyop that has only existed for a few generations.

Start here.

https://www.amazon.com/Dumbing-Down-Curriculum-Compulsory-Anniversary/dp/0865714487


Moaning Nostr peeps. When life gives you lemons, tell it to fuck off. Be free and fuck the cunts right off.

#FreeSamourai


Seagulls are worse!


Done


Probably the same as rain. Earth worms come to the surface when it rains. My dad showed me that to get him bait for fishing


But they taste great


Well, I have two, so partly


Apart from my first born!


Bloody thief!!! 😂


Morning Sunshine, what's this I hear about Brian wrapping Bitcoin in his shitcoin casino? Is the US getting a ready made CBDC?

#FreeSamourai


Are we going to see a pulling of a rug?
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Sounds like Brian has gone into the carpet making industry


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Moaning Brits


Back in the day

https://image.nostr.build/f7d230e879081277c49067106f587df139c920e5e9d89eb98a774a17c467f948.jpg


Life in the UK https://image.nostr.build/1610ec437878ac5ea7325e4ee5a3bcb88c0019c617e5bf4e37fb829dac66c6d7.jpg


We'll see who shits the bed first, the billionaire Bond villain or the over bureaucratic Brussels. The UK shits the bed every day so we don't count


Remember you don't have to play by their rules https://image.nostr.build/b73cacd17232acb850b826335164ea43e5e673a7a23656bffd2ae7551b707489.jpg


She's gonna be the wealthiest nanny that works at your house, no matter what the market does mate


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I've never got into Proton. I use IVPN, paid via lightning of course and nostr:nprofile1qqs9m0fzqe55xa8cp77dcp0cs47sz9l7dnt9q4fmqla0fjaaz2ywtecpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmnt9ud7t8ch.
#Privacy


Absolutely agree with this. I've used it all over the place, brilliant


Unless you can be Wolverine


Too fucking right mate. 🎯🐇😎🇬🇧


That would mean he'd spent $222,650,000,000


Depends what you are asking?


Packing a tallow balm order for postage, available to buy for sats on @plebeianmarket or my website
https://image.nostr.build/9dc19f82243712c05d1a95e31d2c3c9c8e00f32e82ecac55b9fcd2f5e7c3c700.jpg

https://jimblesjumble.odoo.com/shop/pasture-raised-tallow-balm-59

#bitcoinacceptedhere #plebchain


We have a word for you in the UK 😂🇬🇧


Although can make you go blind. Apparently


https://video.nostr.build/5a8c90e928dc86e9680c1abf0063e68062d01dd5ce0daa0495200e4b3dcb1225.mp4

This is Biology!!!


The good old days... https://image.nostr.build/f7d230e879081277c49067106f587df139c920e5e9d89eb98a774a17c467f948.jpg


Absolutely worth it.
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Things are really strict here! https://image.nostr.build/b245725880f53b938fb5c64eac6283f9a07b268e616653d0f5dbd3dd8011779b.jpg


Global village. That little one will sleep through eventually, or is it your good lady? If so, Brandy!! For you, not her, you'll not hear them


Privacy and the lack of. What's happening with #FreeSamourai case


Because


As long as we don't allow it to be coopted by billionaires and banisters it has that chance.


Why are you up at this time? I have an excuse


As long as he didn't piss in your eye. That'd be rude


But have you seen one take a piss?


Psssstttt...'ave a butchers 'ere. Two for a quid https://image.nostr.build/ba82d74319fcea9975a583ffaa36f14cbf0fd08d7568ac4c9fab69360e8b2b3e.jpg


As Pete, you can find him at the Real Bedford game next saturday


Arrest these comedians!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dy9URkLFI&t=26


Is someone ignoring you? Let's smash his face in!


If, instead of a stick, you use a broom you can sweep the floor on the way to the loo


Is that more effective than a coffee enema?


Constipated this morning?


I hope Peter paid you!


Just to be clear...

https://image.nostr.build/227c4ef4d0eca1ef52c3a1090308a8865cb7498ee00cda698dfe95c37e27f43c.jpg


Morning from London


I visit a small town there yearly. In-laws. I love it


Lot's do. I've lived here forever and never have mind. I want to escape prison island first!


Definitely. You should go there, if you haven't been.


I'm afraid it is time to live in Moscow. More freedom there


Nice view. Here's mine from the luffly East End, innit... https://image.nostr.build/1f2cc3815f43f6120d05de6832ba252adc7121914711c733c3d153e50d704ed6.jpg


Didn't they used to patrol NY whilst wearing red berets?


Absofuckinlutely! Its gone batshit crazy here lately. We have so many laws and statutes it is mind blowing. Each one is hand written on a scroll and stored at Westminster. Millions of them. It's probably why not many laws get repealed.

This week the newly elected government has declared war on it's very own people. It has arrested, tried and convicted people over the civil unrest that has been going on. Usually it takes many, many months to go to court.

I was wondering about Guy Fawkes and all those paper scrolls at Westminster... Is that the police at my door!!!


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I doubt this futile attempt from the US vassal will do anything other than get young men killed


A philanthropical act.


Those that are old enough remember these things


Rockin in the free world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0RauMZPb9g&t=3

#FreeSamourai


This is something amusing, satirical even but mocks the state. Unfortunately I live in the UK so you will have to take my word for it. Please do not endanger yourself by forwarding this highly divisive post.

#FreeSpeech


East London at night. Gawd bless it https://image.nostr.build/29fe44a1ccea43c0293f08760fcdc98ad8a0d1680c714daf47f706b81d24aef2.jpg


And the West ignores it


As long as I learn how to forage mushrooms in inner London! 🐇😎☕🇬🇧


I am ashamed of my country. Not surprised. This is a Western agenda which will spread. We are all slaves. Fuck the fucking fuckers


Thanks!


Baby girl, I hear that. I'm in on Monday. What joy


Its always about me!!!!