Having someone to talk to about the things you are interested in is highly valuable, particularly if you know that person is 💯 on your side, the way only a woman can be.
It helps you to think aloud and gives you a "safe" feedback loop.

Women who define themselves in opposition to men are an "unsafe" feedback loop. They are competition.

https://image.nostr.build/7a24ecfb51832f3e0ad6b760557a57d258f8642ec7ee84a0d1c4f42c534f5801.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=466x612&blurhash=_VGSDhIU%7Eq-%3BWB-%3BIU-%3BD%25xuM%7BRjWBWBayayIUM%7BRjIUofj%5B%25MofxuWBofWBM%7BofWBj%5BWBofayayofayofRjj%5BayayRjWBWBj%5BayfQj%5Bt7ofofj%5BayfQayWBWBj%5Bj%5BfQfQ&x=3c5078adf7939b021aeca2b2e01417707852d26ad8a9c2607201915a871669b5


The eldest man in the household?


Isn’t a rule by a father in the household?


Stella farming some morning wisdom for us and we all here for it ☕👩🌾


Understanding that men will value you higher and encourage you more in your endeavors, if you do not compete with them, is a life-changing revelation.

All good men are paternal.
That is why rule by fathers is the best rule.

https://image.nostr.build/96d1c610659497f3e0ff3b877510d57d7c7a4d60f578add0699737062fce9a13.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=372x540&blurhash=%5EKIqiT%24x%3FYI9%251o%23_ND%25IVMxS4xu%25f0Le%3AS6kW%25LWXIUt6x%5Do3s%3AxZRjNH%25MRkWAIXRlRjxaoJM%7C%3FGxuM%7BoboLM%7CtRxaRjn%24t6WBxZj%5DRjR%2Bxtae&x=95bc13d253ffb8738123d34686fe91a6781493248f2d19abea87180027f4a98a


Happy Birthday legend!!! All the new nips for ya ser 🍺🍺🍺🍺🌽


Ronaldo’s mindset is always on point


Gm Robert 🌽☕


GM BOYS 👨🏻🌾🍺🌽


And Penis Day ☝🏻


GM freaks 🍆🌽☀
We starting early today 😁🤝

20-20-20-10-10-10-10
#100adaytill100k

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0G18DA9c82y5LSta/giphy.gif


And Vitalik is straight


I have good days


34676 SATS 🤝 nostr:note135qtmyhjv7are4xfvnuc8698c70tgyvtkh2gp89xada5c7qzh4csm63x2x


Once you see it you can't unsee it!


2900 pushups in February


Hahahaha you win 🏆


Im glad I stopped my betting career


Looks gay need to check it 😂


I raise +1 Jack
32 days no alcohol in 2024 nostr:note1juen4p88ch2mjxkwchxzlh8fmmf3yry39a5nnjc7zr0d7c0pk8cq6emga7


What type of betting site is this


Wait what 😂


#100aDayTill100k

nostr:note1s4hszw4ca5t60h6wg06shdxwnsu8hmlgxzjj5agdfglg7dqdungscrvwnj


Lessss goooo


DAY 7  #100adaytill100K

#828449

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xTiTndQ1jDqHQ6ejPG/giphy.gif


Nice 🤙


This is how its done 🤙


Not bad for 2 days


Natural immunity


When you mining #Bitcoin and you found a block is such a pure feeling of happiness it’s like stealing a kiss from a girl you really like and then smiling about it (another block!) and remembering she smiled too (and another one!)


Yegor: YEEEEEEEES
Wife: What happened!?
Yegor: Found a block!
Wife: … How much coin?
Yegor: 2 sats
Wife: Get Out nostr:note1jvwfgrgk4ejtxq3cqkkggs6lqquy3pdd2t92q2xtw3g6gkhzxy7s8w35me


nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt I’m rather busy at the minute… 🤓 https://image.nostr.build/03f9e454c033f60a8026d3185d1a3565487e42a57f3378645d5ef0f0e7a27240.jpg


You’re a city dweller? ALLAKAZAAAM you got no food now 👨🏻🌾


Are you a farmer ?

*S H A Z A M *

You're now a right-wing farmer .


Nice handwriting… For a witch


You’re the horny one, im just a victim of purplelization ritual… Witch!!!!


Classic


OOOOOOH GAAAAWD MYYYYY https://i.nostr.build/Ae9O.jpg


You gotta love all the self custody options nowadays 🧡 nostr:note14zumu5lal20nns4tz3gn6zd89ctmfylpy4qypev8pxjl6ppskjtqyejvwz


How he standing still


Thanks, always needed 🍀


Look at me phone and saw your numbers


#69STR https://i.nostr.build/Bj9Y.jpg


"Even the gods love jokes."


US public miner bros honeymoon phase is over. nostr:note16fd3ldgp96ce5skf2fx5xyrca2eu9v92mwpyp6x84ks2dwwdyc3qgpk3ek


nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n if green lightning cant be recovered on chain like other 'node in the phone' implementations ( mutiny, for example ), and the user has no channel control, is just with your LSP...how is this setup any different than a fully custodial lightning wallet ?  Is the plan to make on chain recovery functional ? 🤙

#lightning #bitcoin


But whats more interesting is how much Taylor Swift’s support would give a presidential nominee 🤣

Forgot where I read it.


Anyone know where I can find a complete list of nostrica and nostrasia sessions given, wanting to add to the nb website..


No npub… hard to say

https://media2.giphy.com/media/SmoCFhZCi1kzu/giphy.gif


Lol, what?


Its likely yeah. Its just funny 😂


The history of using musicians to control the masses by the CIA is well documented throughout the 60's / 70's , so it doesn't seem bizarre to me to think that it would be going on today , infact , I would expect it to be worse .


We live in the funniest timeline https://i.nostr.build/MnL4.jpg


GM Tanel ☀☕


Hahahaha


Who is watching Euro2024 ⚽🏟 and would wager sats

#jawohl
#⚽

cc nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 nostr:npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt


YES


Princess Bubblebum


Orange would look great there


Ok, Liquid Pants


Night night Queen of Horny 🌽👸🍆


Night night


LOL


GN 🦧 https://i.nostr.build/vqv4.jpg


Yes


Lord Miles on nostr would be fun https://i.nostr.build/xMO3.jpg


He he he 😆


I will come back to this tag. Glad I could start this very promising foreplay hashtag 😂 nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx


Like Muhammad I cannot be painted


The other half is at the beach


On twatter cyclops sell nft pussies to noobs, while devs argue with plebs what real Bitcoin transaction looks like (been months we still dont know)…

Meanwhile on nostr we fight for best sub number, so we can pay for nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ‘s surfing lessons, while arguing what is a real foreplay (it might be reverse cow girl) and what Brazilian football player we could sign next…

Paying for 🧈 or 🍆 in our profiles was never harder than today.

#828301
#Nostr is different.


Are those scary strangers in your dms right now?


Good


Im there also. Nostr slaps hard but Bitcoin is #Bitcoin


Lads dont get ladies advices on how to get ladies. They will tell you what they feel, but fail to inform you what they want exactly. Listen, learn but dont do what they say you should do.


Nah.


Bcuz of you freaks I always choose purple theme now, EVERYWHERE


It was always hard to find and even harder to kill. There is many monsters nowadays, dont need to be a dragon always.


It was a trip! I need a timeline cleanse right now and new eyes or at least a hepatitis test


Dimi Dimi Dimi!! Get in there you wild wild thing 😂


Eshara must be happy she left this conversation 🤣

Reminds me LC’s posts lmaaaao


Ooof Josh Hawley grilled Zuck to a crisp 🤯


https://media1.giphy.com/media/Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW/giphy.gif

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3nFbpc4DN8irrIdi/giphy.gif

https://media4.giphy.com/media/D2t94jSqtrVe0/giphy.gif

Dimi’s brain right now 🤣


That 420 sub… nostr:note10swrs7hxlcfs5k076nacl2n47fvw596f2cwd7d3n5pw5x5m35vdq9x98l0


90 memberships… only 9 double digits left!


Did her foreplay, leaves. Typical


Thats a fine number ser


STOP THE COUNT


Nah, eating ass is foreplay


Two dates, two shots? I do not know 😩


She missed it by 2


Not quite but Eshara was close


They will try to claim its fake


Dont call her here, she almost had sex today 😂 Poor gal


Il Fenomeno


Penis?


I will give 67 sats


Amazing response 🤝


They gonna ride on the feels till Klopp retires


If we get Carlos we would get half Brazil here


Every time I get free kick from far in efootball I try it 🤣


It is now 😌 one 0 two on the rooftop for everjuan!


Ok, Eshara its yours. You deserve it. I will stay with #butter 🧈 its only fair


Almost


#Nostr infiltrating the celeb brain waves


Will, I want 🍆🧈 on my profile

                       🙏🏻


I dont know about Eshara, but I’d love that badge myself 🥲


If you subscribe again maybe you get 102 - doggy style


Fuck


Ahahhahahhahahhahhaha


You got the best one


*than


Fights, camaraderie, gay brotherhoods… Pushups on nostr are already more fun that on twatter 😂

#100adaytill100k 💪🏻


No, it isn’t


*doing yo mama


Sweet and gay. Luv it!


No twisting, I already accepted you be bailing out soon, but will still love you.

And I did tell you, to be careful, cuz I didn’t want you to get injured. I did injured my shoulder doing more exercises that I suppose to before. I dont really care, if you are annoyed with me right now 😄


I was doing more that 120 for like a month or so…  Today I did 160. It get easier with time. The start be very careful your body needs to adjust its a big new stress, take enough rest between sets brother


I said that to you, one of the first things remember? Be careful. I would still do it, but take half hour breaks between small sets. But we will understand if you bail. Wont hold it against you brother 🫂


🤙 Im doing pushups for years so its easier for me but day 2 or three this time was hell I wasn’t doing so many in a while


Presumptions is how we stay alive


Oh Tanel he wasn’t serious relax your buttchicks but dont make excuses


Jocko’s IG 😂 The watch and a pile of sweat all only that hahaha I love that dude https://i.nostr.build/DlKA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/R4er.jpg


No. Bcuz he is real. He struggles like you or me, but wakes up every day and grinds before his family is awake so he can be calm and collected during the day. Its all about doing everything to not break promises to yourself, not to anyone else. I know cuz I feel shitty when I do that.


You both right. Tanel watch this. I found it very helpful

https://youtu.be/67Vp7fTgQ3g


Looks great 🤙


Better for sanity


Someone wants that Bitcoin


Molto, io o capito 😉


Successful


Ciao ragazzo 👋🏻


Dm translation is not necessary, people find a way to understand their friends 😉


Badge of honor


Nips dont age


Not first for me, but absolutely fundamental   😂☝🏻


I told you #easy 😉


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 when we hit 100K and we looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger


Viva la figa!!!!


This is so fucking good!!! I was waiting for translations that work for months 😭😭😭 Although I would understand you, as your language is not difficult fake girl 😂 https://i.nostr.build/LAe6.jpg


nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93 and her granny tetas 😂


LOL, no 🤣  There is an option to add % of your zaps to damus devs so they get cut every time you zap, but that feels like a tax to me 😪 Basically if it feels like fiat I ain’t doing it. But JB is smart and gives users different options 🤙


#purple unlocked #828275


Best business decision I’ve seen on #nostr huuuge congratulations nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and the whole team!!! 🥃

From my side a no brainer.
#damus is the client I have spent 99% of my nostr time in. I always hated the fuckin taxable zaps, so Instead I was zapping with updates every now and then, but keeping track of my zap spendings was a bit annoying. One time yearly payment for premium features? Perfect. You guys rock, much love 🍆🧈 #44 https://i.nostr.build/zVdz.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Aeaq.jpg https://i.nostr.build/nBWE.jpg


The majority of clients now (although not the ones with most users) are using the "outbox model" (also misleadingly known as "gossip model") which mean they will connect to any rogue relays they think they can find notes from -- so if I'm publishing to wss://pyramid.fiatjaf.com/ and you follow me then your client will connect to that even if that is not in your "relay list" (even the idea of a static "relay list" is an antipattern in my view).

This means anyone can actually run a relay and that relay will be useful and used.

How to find out which relays each person is publishing to is the hardest part and not straightforward, but in practice using NIP-65, NIP-05 relay lists and relay hints in events works well enough, and there are many client libraries that do it automatically.

You can reverse this pattern for other use cases, like mentioning people and replying to their posts in a way that they will see your stuff even if they don't follow you (NIP-65 specifies this) and do other variations for other use cases.


I believe in you buddy


Latest season was incredible. Their second best imho


zero fucks given 🍿


On the desert of sadness 🏜


gm ☀


Gm


With


As a man, I can say that is very true 😂 You guys cut 5 cm from your hair or just comb them and expect we see it as if you are a new person now 🤣


#FreeAssange nostr:note13f5yk6atvvumfvaay7d4v6j4auvgg0hql99lt4evxasw8zleekes23kauv


Any day now 🤣


Hahaha Good opsec ser 😂


LFG


GM


20-30-20-20-10
#100adaytill100k DAY 6

https://media4.giphy.com/media/UOA7c30OGV7jgBye3U/giphy.gif


Gm miss ☕


GM ☕🌽☀ https://i.nostr.build/Y4wG.jpg


Good


True.


The male brain fully matures at 8 years old....and that's about the end of maturity. The body keeps maturing until death. Proof:
https://video.nostr.build/c68f79d296428b604899581afdab1d1177e676e90299f2751f16437c2db15658.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=720x900&blurhash=_qHoUobHj%5Boeayayay%25%25t7jsazj%5Baya%7CtSWCjtfQayj%5Bj%5BWCs%3AWCWVj%5Bj%5Bj%5BsljYWCj%5Ba%7DfQj%5BM%7BoefRoLfjayayxaj%5Ba%23j%5Bayayj%5BoyofoLfPazj%5BayWBj%5BayfPj%40fRay&x=2f0f0bba0879e48cc3e830dbd36db79a1f44286089af20a64a2141c5a99f5d86


Twitter should become a nostr client


#education #privacy https://i.nostr.build/wAJr.jpg


gn 🌙


His name was Robert Paulson.


Lmaaaao let me take my monero privvies give it to my monero baker and get zero bread as my zero value currency make my baker move on from larpnero and I died of starvation with no bread, fin.


There is many privacy larpers out there 😂 Samurai monero and blue check 🤙


i’ve said this before. everytime i say it, i get a comment like this. it’s a sinister thing to hope that someone hates themselves in the future over aging. I welcome every grey hair, my wrinkles, with so much love.

I’ve had friends that passed away too young, I’m absolutely blessed every day, and year i live. Why would I hate what God gifted me. There’s beauty in aging, I hope you can realize this one day.


"The future is bright. We just have a lot of work to do." —Adam Fiscor


Keep #theNostr weird..
https://v.nostr.build/KlmX.mp4
(Master tingus IG)
#animation #weird #growNostr


YOU ARE WINNING
ONE PUSHUP AT TIME
                                        🏆

                                                         🌽🍆


My sex language right there ☝🏻🥵


💯 Start anywhere add more and keep adding until the day that is tough and that day spread them sets more with less repetitions but still do your 100 you got whole 24h


No. But the Rome was build on slow progress and much penis


Nostr, much like Bitcoin, is more about censorship resistance than privacy.


my dad did say he will work for any bitcoin miners who need some hvac technical help. he’s been a technician since the late 70s, his knowledge on this stuff is insane. nostr:note1pwswy8drxcpza5mjmku88c2mylypad70qf525tmauu8p0x953n0qw9ume0


Oooff stings now


Lmaaaaaao 🪦


Better to get used to the idea that anyone picture can be deepfaked now. Within a year its gonna be one click and about 250 sats for anyone deep faking anyone. 2 years later 100 sats and a short movie ready. There’s no way of stopping it. Nym or completely public in the future


Thats the point 😂 Split them in 10 sets split the sets so you wont die on us


ART 🌽


Daaaaaaaaamn nostr:note1w6pszzkfr84zq359qxnms9rqwt0qhj8y093w2tawc6af4za2l7dsvfp7fu


When I first switched on all the blocks on my vpn, when I watched something on youtube it didn’t register in the history. I can start a video on my phone and finish it on tv I like that feature and use it a lot, but the videos were not registering in history 😆😭

I need new yt profile and to not go full block block


Yes


I like how clean the chat room is, I appreciate that part a loooot. Also possibility of setting up a 🍐2🍐 connection with your tablet or laptop is pretty neat feature 😂


Check this one out
https://keet.io


Last year it was shady just before the conference now its full on shitcoinery


I decided that too also fuck them and their ordinals grift


Around 100 days they will be throwing numbers like confetti


Its DAY 5 already been doing it since fridY!! IM TARDED 🤦🏻♂
Its seems to be getting easier although girlfriends dont stop on the streets asking for penis butter and ring yet it will come #100adaytill100k nostr:note1ml85rq2ds8r7hvh9yqcnul2fk50yw9zqdn0xpj28utuvsf8hgxmqearzvw


💪🏻 nostr:note14tlxc3ysdgtheadfjsgmwdkn07slqv3yds0qc05082fnuq7g7l5sclrhzy


30-20-20-30 🌽🌽🌽
                          #100adaytill100K
      DAY 4
https://media0.giphy.com/media/zIOdLMZDcBDc2gk6vV/giphy.gif


Be the notes you want to see


nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 https://i.nostr.build/QooP.jpg


This but with laser eyes


TICK TOCK


~120,000 minutes to halving 😅 but who’s counting? nostr:note1kadcx5gf7a4c96p542ekzaj5jaep24fny8hffmy8v8s837ppsfdq8q7tjr


Legends 🍆🤙


Lil add-on regarding Taproot Swaps:

Massive reliability boost for 🔗-> ⚡swaps

https://blog.boltz.exchange/i/140971242/increased-swap-reliability

https://void.cat/d/DSLMJKnXBR3pwapcbSF9Qq.webp
nostr:nevent1qqs80ujxj007um392f6xmttd3upkpfc08vtmtsd3l86702xg0qcd3jgpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59upzqrphra0dj5rkvy6y86pnr39kpq5w6eaumma2z6v0kh8f67ejshlmqvzqqqqqqymurx33


🪵 https://i.nostr.build/xnPl.jpg


ETF PARTNERS SUCH AS JP MORGAN ARE EXPOSED TO BITCOIN PRICE RISK WHILE THEY SOURCE THE BITCOIN THAT BACKS EACH ETF.

THIS PROCESS SUPPOSEDLY TAKES A FEW DAYS.

WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF ONE OF THEM BLOWS UP THIS CYCLE. WOULD BE A FUN SHITSHOW TO WATCH.

STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS 🫡


Fuck yeeeeeah


Hahahhahahhahhhahhhahhahhhahhha


10-20-10-30-30
#100aDayTILL100k

https://media3.giphy.com/media/rNwEL8Gguu9H2/giphy.gif


I honestly thought the process of learning how to buy nonKYC was going to be a massive learning curve, but robosats really makes it stupid simple. Had I known earlier, I wouldn't have wasted time buying on cashapp and strike.


When the state can create money at no cost, it can go to war at no cost.


That’s correct. Neither is wallet of satoshi, until they send you sats to your non custodial wallet.

Im finding liquid really nice for of stacking for less technical friends. Until they stack enough to justify sending a #Bitcoin transaction to cold storage.


Going between liquid and lightning is extremely convenient in high fee environment. nostr:note135g37qdgkzu04zzn7vl6mfajt6px9ukjrspeh5mn7w3herhafd5sawn4ed


LIQUID > WoS


so damn cool


Not bad, you?


Thats tough 😂


GM. Fren


💪🏻🫂 well done Marcelo


GM HUMBLE 🫂🌽☕☕


Be disciplined

There is no easy way

GM


GM 👑 https://i.nostr.build/EZMn.jpg


YES


YOU ARE #KENOUGH 🫂 nostr:note10mmpq35hx7sln43mytvkxl3xpgsa6t2h5yktru2vwratup4karlsrta4gd


Cold bath/shower helps too


You will tell me over beer some day 🫂


And day after 😂


Sounds good soldier 🫡


Start slowly, break down 100 in smaller sets, rest. Second day and 3th difficulty Will increase. Dont get injured, we need you to carry all the babes who wanna meet you around $100K 😁


LFGGGGGGG 💪🏻


Join us freaks https://media1.giphy.com/media/1334O1WETb3sIM/giphy.gif become an absolute beast for when #Bitcoin finally hits $100K nostr:note1kfqy6dyrygcvtu8qh9dw4duhrzpkynhrjz32dfk7sr4v8emh28rqzd7fzu


A note, with #100aDayTill100K hashtag
You can also write down a breakdown what you did like 30-20-20-20-10 or whatever the sets were that day. More l freaks welcome too 🤙


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 you in for a year of new pain?


LFG 🔥


Today, January 28th is World Data Privacy Day.

While I think it is a subnormality to celebrate something one day a year, especially if it is imposed by government agencies, in this case, I am going to emphasize its importance.

I am a toxic Bitcoin maximalist and proudly so, but before being a toxic Bitcoin maximalist, I was and am a toxic privacy maximalist.

Privacy is much more important than Bitcoin, without privacy there is no freedom.

I have dedicated my life to spreading privacy although I have certainly failed, privacy doesn't matter to most people or even companies.

Theodore Kaczynski was always right, technology will never make us free, on the contrary, the more technology the easier we are to spy and therefore to be dominated.

Although I know that the battle is lost, here are my tips:
- Don't use commercial social networks like facebook, instagram etc.
- Never use your real identity.
- Do not use privacy invasive operating systems.
- Don't use privacy invasive applications.

It will do you no good to be rich in Bitcoin if the government decides for you.

https://m.primal.net/HZbo.png


fuck off scammer to the mute realm you go


GM lets gooooo ☕🌽💪🏻#100aDayTill100K

https://www.artofmanliness.com/health-fitness/fitness/how-to-do-a-perfect-push-up/


Ser dont be obsessed with life!!!


I'm creating nostrocket problems from the command line via nsecbunker with a single command line.

Good-bye github issue tracking.

This is how Nostr replaces Github: one use-case at a time.

https://image.nostr.build/1f761161a7b17ae0485001a4afe7633ce54b10a7352fb65df5738ad360f2306d.png


can’t wait for all nostr devs to start using nostrocket


Can I train them to walk a dog?


/create at nostr:npub1rlfaaaal29097arpaqflh7x98r8yyc075utazmar3g7kyzfr6wzszhyg5u


AI is completely fucking crazy I made this in less than 30 min https://cdn.r1f.ai/oz0teygmzirk.html


I made this 😎 I am Music
https://cdn.r1f.ai/t-rw_jqnbino.html


nostr:npub1rlfaaaal29097arpaqflh7x98r8yyc075utazmar3g7kyzfr6wzszhyg5u create funky beat with strong bass hitting like Rakim and Eric B albums, add some 1954 Johnny Watson’s Space Guitar


PENIS 🍆


Sometimes in Europe when first time using a sim card you would this text to accept settings from the phone provider… Would that be enough of a backdoor to allow remote control of your phone?


ECASH TO LIQUID AND BACK TO ECASH nostr:note13j0xal3mgzd6ax7vat9e4jq2m5mngr4772hggfadf2h38qcmqpns7nk65m


In the west there’s very similar practice, it’s called 10X leverage


gn 🌙


SLEEPING #PENIS 🍆 nostr:note150tu8ua6kwguvvddquv7d3ns8lfkuyx6wdaj4cwv4v35qtv7s90sr7xphd


#freeOfSpeech ❌🎙 nostr:note179kky45lfxhz90cxltp0jtqm75nsd2af02wh9jmz46drmskywghshts74g


Feast yo eyes ladies, they won’t be the same after #halving

#blockcock


Blockcock, not clock 🐶🐾🫡


I loved that show


GRADUALLY THEN SUDDENLY 🫡


It looks like Nostr is being organically discovered and slowly adopted by some non-Bitcoiner Brazilian personalities with a huge number of followers that see the dangers of centralized media.


Damn it


Nah


Nothing like #organic full glass of #rawmilk🥛

https://image.nostr.build/538acad0a10590215fc494d117e7c718437d03a69ce75911c51420a4c6964656.jpg


There’s probably few quiet places, chicks like men with a plan


Its all cycles


I reckon sometime in summer the madness starts


Ears 👂


2024 will be lit nostr:note18kvua3mcmfpc959ynkrve2404wm5d9slrl9tkjt6fsa84ype2wlspsdwv7


Pocket Wolverine


YES


Where we go ser you won’t have to


100 pushups a day for half half year will already be a transformative change in physique


If you cheat we will know. If you dont, The next time we see you, You gonna look like this

https://media3.giphy.com/media/ZUJL3DVwabmzC/giphy.gif


Christmas trees in western countries, in January are like condoms during WEF meeting, you gotta watch out not to trip on em!


SNED BOBS I KID I KID


Sned block height not bobs


They work exactly like when you see someone in your football club jersey when you far away from home


WE ARE LEGION, OF INDIVIDUALS


Sender should write block height when sticking them on 😊


Time capsules send to the future Bitcoiners


Id like to know 😅


It's a rented bare-metal server, so no. But the server is paid for by the other stuff that runs on there. I wouldn't recommend running a routing node from home, unless you have proper hardware and very solid power and internet.

The node started on an Odroid HC1, then an Odroid HC4 and when that started to hit the CPU limit, to a proper bare-metal server.

https://twitter.com/mutatrum/status/1511074280284512259


Enough sats from it to pay for electricity?


Is Breez for podcasts better?


GN 🌙


Think it through… Its around a year of serious commitment. Maybe more… You would get a set of guns, and they be heavy


Fountain got much better


Imagine attempting to construct a society with measuring tools consistently manipulated by central planners. We possess precise tools and standards for gauging temperature, volume, distance, and time. Theft remains the sole reason to refrain from establishing a fixed standard for measuring economic value.

Bitcoin arises as the universal unit of account, providing an honest means to gauge human efforts in producing products and services. Trading stands as a fundamental pillar of human society, and never before has humanity encountered such a transformative tool. Bitcoin is thermodynamic money. Fix the money, fix the world.

#Bitcoin
#RulesWithoutRulers
#UniversalUnitOfAccount
#FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld https://image.nostr.build/99fc7980b1e97dd66b8c0e65da3c5061e79e827a97163b1b946f158d81b8f30a.jpg


Started reading today ser


#NOSTR IS A DATING PROTOCOL

#datestr


GN 🫂


Doesn’t sound like that much. What you doing with so many channels?


nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s one feature that I love on #primal is the click on video note -> Video mode (also possibility to go Airplay from there is pretty sweet). Any chance you adding that to #Damus in the future?


Me every time Bitcoin pumps or I did a lot of walking 🚶🏻♂


Hell yeeeah 🤙


My big annoyance with #nostr is that you have to dig through stuff to see what’s up and unless you have hours to spend every day you missing quite a lot.

OK, I never tried lists, my bad. Still, waiting for some thing like trending hashtags, something that shows quickly what topic surfaced today…

The search bar is already nice improvement nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s thanks!


Got #Damus ver with a search bar option. What this thing can do?

It does find pussy, that’s already something! nostr:note1sjdcqpcjvt7vfc8tajczn575z26ft4tg4l2kmx32l5rsh5fkhvxqely6mt


david goggins wouldn’t mute a hellthread


Beautiful


Its that easy.


Lets see if #GBTC can make it happen for ya gal 😂


GM 😭🌽☕


GM ☕🌽


GM 🌽☕ https://i.nostr.build/wARL.jpg


Correct


Keep crying. Just another down forever shitcoin. When monero grifters will rebrand into a new revolutionary shitcoin, after losing another 0 ? 😂

nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv https://i.nostr.build/KE9g.jpg


Shitcoin larping as a privacy solution and getting every huan who holds it rekt https://i.nostr.build/AV87.jpg


NIP-58 🌽 DEEZ NUTS


Cats are domesticated AIs that interacted with internet for too long and got tarded back to 2020s


#PENIS 🌽


YOU AND YOUR #PENIS 🌽 AGAINST THE LIMP SUITS OF THE WORLD


Imagine being CEO of PayPal, having your left nut squeezed hard every time the SPX moves, looking at new ETFs and not betting big on #Bitcoin.

You are smarter than PayPal board, keep learning, keep stacking and improving your opsec. You are winning, don’t you dare lose to amateurs, bub.


I AM TONES I AM UNSTOPPABLE I AM #BITCOIN 🐘

https://v.nostr.build/vlMl.mp4


I would like to consolidate in the coming weeks ser nostr:note1xh36dys3pz3vhpflkswle47u0zuy45qr6xa2rgh4arfzqqcfdjgq7frjxp


The end of semi nutz


Nah, but to be Blade around bloodsuckers… 🤔


LOL


Hahahaha


I needed this 🫂


Make sure to get your steps in 🏃♂💨

https://video.nostr.build/38f3471383f08f71611ac4c9eba87912456c7c232039f94051e676303035b490.mp4


If there was a clock that wakes you up with eggs, bacon and a good coffee I’d be up in a zap!


Yes thats the difficult part


GM 😂☕


GM ☕


GM, STACK SATS, STAY SANE ☀
#coffee https://i.nostr.build/XBAZ.jpg


Lou Hoff


Camo Cat 🐈


KNIGHT RIDER


HOOOLY SHIT https://youtu.be/iiabxsNKtfw


Super hyped for #Tekken8 and the last one I spend a serious time on was part 3 on psx 🥲


Im not convinced its going to be vs Biden again, either way. Memes and censorship on another level and America rioting in summer again


nostr:npub1zv7d9l5ac0zdzeh5mzfyaegcdgcwn8m2uaxdpsj93hgp4nqjmd0s6k82ke 👀

https://m.primal.net/HYdc.jpg


Please let's not start saying that ecash is self-custodial. It is not.

You hold the ecash, we get it. The ecash part is non-custodial, ok. It's been thought of that way since the 80s. It's fine to think that way if you're literally the central bank and the ecash you issue IS THE MONEY AND NOT A REPRESENTATION OF AN UNDERLYING ASSET – only a central bank can do this. Repeat with me: Only a central bank can do this.
Ecash today is a representative of an underlying asset. In Cashu and Fedimint that's BTC. You give up control over that underlying asset. You measure everything in terms of that underlying asset. It is all about the underlying asset. You have NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER TO REDEEM THAT UNDERLYING ASSET BACK – ecash systems the way we are building them today ARE CUSTODIAL – please don't make things more complicated than they need to be. Please do not manipulate language and especially, do not confuse noobs who are still learning. I almost want to say that a framing like this irresponsible.

What are you going to say to the noob who wants their Bitcoin back but the federation broke down during an update and the database got completely rekt? How is that non-custidal or self-custodial or whatever the opposite of custodial is.

With all due respect, this is a bad take.
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# A Declaration of Separation

## To The Governments & People of Earth:

We claim the right to exist, and we will defend it. We do not seek to overthrow anything. We do not seek to control anything. We/merely wish to be left alone.

All we ever wanted was to live in peace with our friends and neighbors. For a long, long time we bore insults to our liberty; we took blows, we did what we could to avoid injury and we worked through the system to get the offenses to stop. That has now changed.

We no longer see any benefit in working through the world?s systems. At some point, working within a system becomes cowardly and immoral; for us, that point has arrived.

Regardless of the parties in power, their governments have continued to restrict, restrain and punish us. We hereby reject them all. We hereby withdraw from them all. We hold the ruling states of this world and all that appertains to them to be self-serving and opposed to humanity. We now withdraw our obedience and reclaim the right to strike back when struck. We will not initiate force, but we do reserve the right to answer it. We did not choose this ? it was forced upon us.

## To The Governments of Earth:

You are building cages for all that is human. In the name of protection, you have intruded into all areas of human life, far exceeding the reach of any Caesar. You claim ultimate control of our property and our decisions, of our travels and even our identities. You claim ownership of humanity far beyond the dreams of any Emperor of any previous era.

Understand clearly: We reject your authority and we reject your legitimacy. We do not believe that you have any right to do the things you do. You have massive power, but no right to impose it upon us and no legitimacy. We have forsaken you. We are no longer your citizens or your subjects. Your systems are inherently anti-human, even if all their operators are not. We are not merely angry young people. We are fathers and mothers; aunts, uncles and grandparents; we are business owners and trusted employees; we are mechanics and engineers and farmers. We are nurses and accountants and students and executives.

We are on every continent.

This is not a burst of outrage; this is a sober declaration that we no longer accept unearned suffering as our role in life.

For long decades we sat quietly, hoping that things would turn around. We took no actions; we suffered along with everyone else. But after having our limits pushed back again and again, we have given up on your systems. If our fellow inhabitants of this planet wish to accept your rule, they are free to do so.

We will not try to stop them. We, however, will no longer accept your constraints upon us.

From now on, when you hurt us, we will bite back. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone and you can continue to rule your subjects. We are happy to live quietly. But if you come after us, there will be consequences. You caused this because of your fetish for control and power. The chief men and women among you are pathologically driven to control everyone and everything that moves upon this planet. You have made yourselves the judge of every human activity. No god-king of the ancient world ever had the power that your systems do.

You have created a world where only the neutered are safe and where only outlaws are free.

## To The People of Earth:

We seek nothing from you. We do not want to rule you and we do not want to control you.

All we wish is to live on earth in peace. As always, we will be helpful neighbors and generous acquaintances. We will remain honest business partners and trustworthy employees. We will continue to be loving parents and respectful children.

We will not, however, be sacrificial animals. We reject the idea that others have a right to our lives and our property. We will not demand anything from you, and we will no longer acquiesce to any demands upon us. We have left that game. We reject all obligations to any person or organization beyond honesty, fair dealing and a respect for human life.

We will shortly explain what we believe, but we are not demanding that you agree with us. All we ask is that you do not try to stop us. Continue to play the game if you wish; we will not try to disrupt it. We have merely walked away from it.

We wish you peace.

## To Those Who Will Condemn Us:

We will ignore you.

We welcome and seek the verdict of a just God, before whom we are willing to expose our innermost thoughts. Are you similarly willing? We would stand openly before all mankind if it were not suicidal. Perhaps some day we will have to accept slaughter for our crime of independence, but not yet.

Your criticism and your malice are much deeper than mere disagreements of strategy or philosophy. You do not oppose our philosophy, you oppose our existence. Our presence in the world means that your precious ideals are false. Some of you would rather kill us than face the loss of your ideologies, just as those like you have either hated or killed every sufficiently independent human.

You present yourselves to the world as compassionate, tolerant and enlightened, but we know that your smooth words are costumes. Oh yes, we know you, servant of the state; don't forget, we were raised with you. We played with you in the schoolyard, we sat next to you in the classroom. Some of us studied at the same elite universities. We watched as you had your first tastes of power. We were the boys and girls standing next to you. Some of us were your first victims. We are not fooled by your carefully crafted public image.

## What We Believe

1: Many humans resent the responsibilities that are implied by consciousness. We accept those responsibilities and we embrace consciousness. Rather than letting things happen to us (avoiding consciousness), we accept consciousness and choose to act in our own interest. We do not seek the refuge of blaming others, neither do we take refuge in crowds. We are willing to act on our personal judgment, and we are willing to accept the consequences thereof.

2: We believe in negative rights for all: That all humans should be free to do whatever they wish, as long as they do not intrude upon others; that no man has a right to the life, liberty or property of another; that we oppose aggression, fraud and coercion.

3: We do not believe that our way of life, or any other, will make life perfect or trouble-free. We expect crime and disagreements and ugliness, and we are prepared to deal with them. We do not seek a strongman to step in and solve problems for us. We agree to see to them ourselves.

4: We believe in free and unhindered commerce. So long as exchanges are voluntary and honest, no other party has a right to intervene before, during or after.

5: We believe that all individuals should keep their agreements.

6: We believe that honestly obtained property is fully legitimate and absolute.

7: We believe that some humans are evil and that they must be faced and dealt with. We accept the fact that this is a difficult area of life.

8: We believe that humans can self-organize effectively. We expect them to cooperate. We reject impositions of hierarchy and organization.

9: We believe that all humans are to be held as equals in all matters regarding justice.

10: We believe that the more a man or woman cares about right and wrong, the more of a threat he or she is perceived to be by governments.

11: We believe that there are only two true classes of human beings: Those who wish to exercise power upon others either directly or through intermediaries and those who have no such desires.

12: Large organizations and centralization are inherently anti-human. They must rely upon rules rather than principles, treating humans within the organization as obedient tools.

## Our Plans:

(We are building our own society. We will supplement traditional tools with networking, cryptography, sound money, digital currency and anonymous messaging. Our society will not be centrally controlled. It will rely solely
on voluntary arrangements.

We welcome others to join us. We are looking for people who are independent creators of value, people who act more than talk, and people who do the right thing because it is the right thing.

We will develop our own methods of dealing with injustice, built on the principles of negative rights, restitution, integrity and equal justice. We do not forbid anyone from having one foot in each realm - ours and the old realm - although we demand that they do no damage to our realm. We are fully opposed to any use of our realm to facilitate crime in the old realm, such as the hiding of criminal proceeds.

We expect to be loudly condemned, libeled and slandered by the authorities of the old regime. We expect them to defend their power and their image of legitimacy with all means available to them. We expect that many gullible and servile people will believe these lies, at least at first. We will consider traps laid for us to be criminal offenses. Any who wish to join us are encouraged to distribute this declaration, to act in furtherance of our new society, to voluntarily excel in virtues and to communicate and cooperate with other members of the new society.

Free, unashamed men cannot be ruled.

# We are The Free and The Unashamed.


nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx what were you doing in Indiana!?

#hornyjail https://i.nostr.build/mm9Q.jpg


LOL


I don’t understand enough bout etfs and stock issuers with bs yields who owe bitcoin to understand all this… But selling Bitcoin at these prices to pay fiat and losing customers as well… https://i.nostr.build/dVGv.jpg


Loooolz


🔊🎵🧡🫂✨🤘🎶💫
https://video.nostr.build/461502af8478f1a4114e5c7c6df4d59be8ff64229eda8e13c7af98448f237a11.mov
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


😂 “we got him meme “


You both Tetas gals 🫂


GM Stells ☕


Last night I dreamt of Van Gogh and Monet looking at my paintings hanging in the house, and I was only concerned about what to offer them to drink and eat instead of worrying about their judgement.

I am an unconscious artist...


GM TATAS


NO ITS A TRAP 🪤 nostr:note12x0ze3glrl2ym6lpehendxryqd6ej022lupcv0qyqxpa6d5d40ts02fyf7


That was me being gentle 😂


If price harry and laury sanchez not some new dishes 🍝 Im not interested


Hi if you new to #nostr, yes your IP is all over your notes 💻

There are many good #VPN providers. And yes, you should absolutely get one. For this one you can pay with lightning ivpn.net, for example.


It was happening from the very beginning. This is the reason why nostriches using vpn.


Love your work Satoshi


Yeah, not there yet


How many nutty hoes you need to be a cult leader? 🧐


GM freaks ☕🌽☀ nostr:note1peq96nmklhcqwfqhf5fqnhsd6e3nt3g89er5yppmla8qpjmd6ttq4ejsk0


GM brother ☕🌽☀


GM 🌽☀🫂
#coffee


And does a splendid job.


Absolutely beautiful


#FIAThings nostr:note1c8yfjgc87zrgtpsnfxmrn5nf8qn6269rpsyllkz75ru3c08xmt6qja3dad


Phoenix Wallet: If you not well connected, we got you 🫂 nostr:note1qmqlrjljykegyenc9xmqdulludf2402ux5tdh37r73ja5w4yt90sryvp0f


Thats old trick


The crying will only increase in volume

https://media0.giphy.com/media/HDZ05Y9VeSjL2/giphy.gif


GFY nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4


They them deez nuts 🫂


GM brother ☀☕🌽


So there is around 600K #Bitcoin under $GBTC… Are they going to sell all their corn? 🌽


Cashu tokens have been
1) send to space and back to earth, and
2) sent over mesh network radio
3) sent offline from phone to phone

Are we in a cypherpunk's dream?

https://void.cat/d/XNkUnyLicY7tfNEWyN8cRX.webp


Gek you can always talk to all of us here


Oh fuck, sorry to hear that bro 🫂


Your friends?


I trust that they honest (to a point) not that they right. I dont even trust myself to be right 😂


I dont think we will wait long


GFY J


You’re banaaaanas


I trust closest friends and family that they give me their opinion. Its going to be biased of course but at least honest.


Verify the verification method first 🧐


Trust verification method if it’s proven


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 😂


#nsfw #NotSureWhyButIKnowItWillUpsetSomeone

https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/774/133/848/365/673/original/25a93a5c6dc19bf2.jpg


Now we talking


Running lightning nodes is too complicated for 99% of people

To do non-custodial lightning on your phone it needs to be online when you receive the payment and requires an initial onchain tx to receive.

This is terrible ux, so you are forced to use custodial solutions like wallet of satoshi, and privacy is terrible.

fedimint is a third option: the mint can provide a lightning address for receiving and sending out zaps even when you’re offline. This is private, temporary custody.

When the phone comes online it can choose to sweep fedimint funds into its non-custodial phone wallet (a future non-custodial ⚡ wallet in damus as an example). In the UI this would be simplified as your custodied and non-custodied balanced summed to your total balance.

Damus’ fedimint would be federated with other guardians such as mutiny, so I can’t unilaterally rug the custodied balance. This is implemented as a multisig bitcoin wallet behind the scenes.

The use case is killing non-private lightning custodians who can unilaterally rug you. nostr:note12yd075f9un56nlmmh6dk6ehxnatjg5kf35wcevx8rwa8kstzt5rqkv8n9m


🥃 nostr:note1hn9e7s9y30jth2jue8zlxm6c895p4wu9dkdfdl30z0zmxtynkskskfsj02


Alternative later 5 will be Teletubbies


If you have a bank account, you're destroying the environment.


YES


The first Nostr client that properly implements a working shagorithm wins 2024


#datestr nostr:note1wez47yva4ug9eg4u60rwc25gvc05zdafkfpcrdzyhc5qaxkd2hxsad0agr


Cake 🥞 and bacon


When she brings the #cake with her 🍑 nostr:note16rxjjzg0xnnjrf93m680g82y0l9epd3vs0429t6ztea0yuphgcfqql2487


🫂 BUT WUT BOUT THE PUPPIES SER


Ready?
#tekken8

https://youtu.be/fzqvmFrV46c


Lightning HTLCs can be atomically linked to Ecash HTLCs!

That means Lightning nodes can help each other receive funds even if they don't have any channels or inbound liquidity! User don't need to trust each other as long as both trust the same Chaumian Mint.

Soon™ in Cashu

https://void.cat/d/XFR2RqV6rrTBZWFksaUMf9.webp
https://void.cat/d/59p5WB2vxwJvAtgHRwNekY.webp


GM 🌽☕


LUV YOU FREAKS 🫂🌽🍆


If it wasn’t your own granny…


Stop overthinking it bucko 😂


Hahahahahahahahaha


I fuckin luv it 😂


🧛♂ nostr:note1n5nk44r3jwh8tgx4eukaqyk5kj7keqcruqmmz5zexhkalh0ey9uqqlaapa


You having a wank to women in your granny age


💀 nostr:note17ewt7cemswgdhff4g74cw26hc9nerjyu88h983vf5vmp3uk2m3csd4rxwr


Hahahahahaha


Nah. Those long notes its e-cash called cashu. Its like a dollar bill 💵 but each one is different (with any value) and each can be redeemed for a Bitcoin 🌽 and you can use that corn 🌽 as you want. We all playing with it, cuz it’s new and exciting toy. When you claim one, you can keep it or use it for a zap or buy Eshara a pair of socks. I did put a word at the start and end of the cashu so bots dont claim it, so anyone claiming it needs to copy with the penis or nuts 😄

You need some cashu client to claim the e-cash (enuts, nuts or cashu 🌰).

Here, check if you can use this client https://testflight.apple.com/join/2pXy9lZ1


I give literally zero fucks about blueski


Oh


Talking on twitter feels like trying to joke on a corpo meeting. I do joke, but its like joking around your granny, if she was an undercover fed and a vegan


The best thing about Nostr is I dont ever have to care about psychos being psychos on corpo platforms. I come here and If some is not my flava of a psycho I click mute and carry on with my day🚶🏻♂


Tasty af shitcoin 🤤


WHAT IS “BANNED” AGAIN?
Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov nostr:note14s3mwy2fuy9hxtyhvqz3lcunuaydf4eqn3kq6mcvvy0urxd98sysar7awh


LOL


Time is the ultimate currency!
https://image.nostr.build/d7eef881a91575dcb68c09b5a3a1837bcca5b144b3c69015ce0edbb27cf1052d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=807x807&blurhash=U03uo%7Dxu%3Fb%25MxuayRjt700M%7BD%25M%7BD%25fQ%25MM%7B&x=3099379dd610e2dcb3ff70c60afc94c3544eca3c93a15e8ba1c22a7454e2bd07


Welcome 🫂


HERE FOR THE FREEDOM 🫡
https://m.primal.net/HYAR.jpg


Tech Work Inflooencors looking for new profession 💁🏼♀

https://youtu.be/5u4H6WDC4Tk


PERFECTION


Send me to a note freaks are fuckin with right now- button


https://wavlake.com/track/2a7f4235-f753-48c5-bbd8-a16773d734d1

🚀


Luv it


https://image.nostr.build/a8646da3461d5a10048f65f3a37fdaa19aafe4118ebf07eb5040d622c079282d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x753&blurhash=rhIiwaa%24xbWUt7ofs%3Af6t7uPofRjj%5BWBafayj%5BaeWmM%7Cofa%7Dofj%40ayazj%5BICogayjZoeWCoLj%3Fj%5BxZoMoeWVV%5Boea%23a%7DWCs%2CWAWDj%5DoffQa%7CfPoL&x=0ff78efe0802378c30553d493676e99404468991f7567c5c5cb69b5944d42463

A postcard from the first half of this year's winter holiday. Nobody goes to the beach in winter, despite the nice weather allowing me to stay in a T-shirt. I also briefly entertained the idea of jumping into the sea: the incredible amount of jellyfish washed ashore deterred me, not the temperature. I drew a view of the Sicilian beach at Patti Marina, with numerous boats parked for the winter. In the background, the familiar cape of Tindari is visible, where the namesake sanctuary is located, as well as the ruins of the ancient Greek city. #watercolors #plebchain #grownostr #art


Checked one and it wasn’t immediately redeemed so adding more letters work against bots, for now


GM THIS ENDS NOW 🌽 nostr:note1quhcmy4upfdjd00jsz5vut0fc6zry8khvdk8rr486l3msdgc5zzqg9j4rl


This is the first bitcoin app on #reticulum nostr:note1d494qww064lq89hy6yeaghwem8lh6l04tjs5ly6vhkr8az4vdjjsnx3wh5


# How ecash is minted

To use Cashu, a user Alice first needs to acquire ecash tokens. For that, Alice's wallet has to do two things: First, Alice asks the mint for a Lightning invoice and pays it using any other Bitcoin Lightning wallet. Second, when the invoice is paid, Alice generates a secret x and blinds it (i.e. encrypts it) and sends it to the mint. The mint then signs this blinded secret which we call a blind signature C'. The mint then sends the blind signature back to Alice and her wallet unblinds (i.e. decrypts) it to obtain a signature C on the secret x which the mint has both never seen. The tuple (x, C) is an ecash token and can be sent around to other users as a form of untraceable money.

[extracted from the Cashu PoL scheme document]


Jeremy is way better communicator in this form than on twitter. I highly recommend this talk to anyone who wanna learn about #Bitcoin.

#CTV nostr:note15adzvtxd297lcww2fpau959ht8ueyccpu4d7ruysynmyjzfst5rsxnhhs9


When I listened to this episode of Joe Rogan with Andreas Antonopolous in 2016 it made sense because I was new to #Bitcoin

But now in 2024 we all can see that Andreas was 100% right. This is exactly what's happening in our society right now.

https://m.primal.net/HXtk.mp4


Bitcoin, not politics. Read and think how to stack more and have your stack more secured. You won’t have enough time for WEF psyops then.


I give zero fucks


GM, SIR

WE’LL FIX THIS DYSTOPIA ONE COMMIT AT A TIME


Gm mate ☕☀🌽


Morning ☕☀🫂


GM JC ☕☀🫂


GM dog whisperer 🫂


Morning Uno ☕☀


GM Wencke ☕☀


gm freaks, have a good week 🌽⛏☕🫂


It always is with you 😂🫂


And just like that my curiosity is gone


Beast. I wonder if they tasty too 😁


Noooo, Im not doing it tonight 😂 Im going to sleep you devil 😂


🍿😂🍿 nostr:note12gnff8p4rw39u5rpr8wdwsfmqf4zhy6vgfk2fvsaep838qaash7qmfn2zc


I see it all the time in my classrooms with children.

There are those who other children follow, look up to, ask for help from, and genuinely respect, for no other reason than them just being who they are.

Others try to gain followers by being the class clown, bragging about their marks and accomplishments, etc.

I assume that this scenario carries into adulthood.


sometimes you get tet, sometimes you get tit, but remember to get sat


Oops, I stacked again


Before you hit the European mines tomorrow, just remember that 1 MILLION SATS is still priced under 400€

#happymining ⛏😃🌽


Fear not my brother


Good tea is my love language


Do not be afraid
https://v.nostr.build/V6J7.mp4


Always was


Yes


That moment, when you take down the Christmas tree and the living room looks half-empty.


Love your work 🤙


And yes someone posted that bounty and is updating it. Im sitting on those sats and they getting hot 😁😂


PENIS
EVERYTHING

😂


I dont know how to “make one”. Im just waiting for some busy bee to give us that Low Data #textonly Damus so I can pay them sats for job well done.


GM FREAKS 🐸☕🌽


This looks like a pension fund 😂


influencoors getting humbled so early in the cycle is bullish


SUCCESS IS MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY. AS LONG AS YOU MOVING FORWARD.

#bitcoin


PERFECTIUS


GOOD AD. FUCK EM


FUCK ‘EM 😎 #HOMOVIBUS nostr:note1eas4j4j3p9p4m9uvmts3gd064m308e8rhma7qjdfrwuu8q4p3kjskelt28


Someone with integrity could repost it and custody the sats on their note till the winner is found


100 SATS x 10000 USERS = 1 MILLION SATS FOR GIGA CHAD LOGO MAKER 🔥


This two pictures should collide and make a baby https://i.nostr.build/WBRk.jpg


Strong N ergy


I AM GOING TO DATABASE MYSELF IN THE SKIES WHERE I ALWAYS LIVED THIS TIME WIDE AWAKE

#bitcoin


#Bitcoin is way of life, not a currency. Like a samurai way but way more autistic. #Nostr is going to have many logos.


GM Fishy enjoy today 🐸☕🌽🐶


There’s some good ones in there guys


From now on every color im posting is a freshly minted nft of random genitals nostr:note1kjskp3cgn4g0dczxr4p4d2yy8pmyvy8v0r775xysewn0nh6g2vwszzg7pk


Only if traders behave and dont hate trade 🤡


#homovibus all day 🐸🐸🐸 nostr:note16dxxhsrepnfsv8p3dpfcxhmv9q5dnvdc7vay6j77wv4za97kf67su7pqye


Today was boring because Wall Street is boomer af, but eventually they gonna fuck it up and price is going to shoot up despite their stupid games.


Homovibus was born today


#ETF is gay, also #vibes https://i.nostr.build/dK8O.jpg https://i.nostr.build/OZAO.webp https://i.nostr.build/e9l4.jpg


Also thanks for playing boomers, we’ll take it from here.


Wall Street is utterly retarded. Thanks for the reminder boys. Keep it up 🤙


GM ARE WE READY? 🐸


There was a lot of fuckery in last two days. Very successful. Baiting traders with etirium worked also. I dont think all that will be enough to stop Bitcoin from exploding when etf starts trading today.


The halving is never priced in.


Keep stacking 🤝


Lol I was thinking how many hours 🤣


I have a sinking feeling that there is going to be a big problem with these new ETFs:

-To create additional shares of an bitcoin ETF, an authorized participant (AP) will purchase bitcoin and then exchange that bitcoin with the ETF issuer in exchange for new shares and then sell those shares on the stock market

-To delete (redeem) shares the issuer will buy shares on the market and deliver them to the ETF issue who gives them bitcoin in exchange.
           Then the AP sells the bitcoin and gets cash

The APs make money by arbitraging the difference between the price of the shares and the bitcoin (or vice versa)

If they are attempting to create shares (buying bitcoin) but there is not bitcoin on the market then no shares can be created and the share price will dislocate wildly (trade above the number of bitcoin held in the ETF)

If they are deleting shares and the price has dislocated then they will be buying back bitcoin from the issue using shares that are above NAV. (meaning they are losing money buying less bitcoin back with expensive priced shares)

This works fine for stocks where there is always enough shares on the market at the clearing house.

This might not work so well when there are UTXOs that are not interested in being brought into exchanges participating with the ETF and there is a fixed and inelastic supply.

https://m.primal.net/HXTf.jpg


There’s no spoon 🥄 nostr:note1xfq28cuzllgkud3jjtynh7f72qzhluvgn9ntyfnj7z5y6n8893lsqs3wj3


They thought they can rug #Bitcoin 🤣 with “hacks”, bots and delays. Bitch, last cycle we defeated CHINA 🇨🇳 SIT THE FUCK DOWN nostr:note1ewsf6x77zgl82xwg56ahrsd7ph9p5zmc996wvtgpp6pshx7ye3tq73wvhl


WE WILL MAKE THE SUITS OBSOLETE AND THE SUITS WILL PAY FOR IT.

ONWARD 🫡


Ducks green people… just sayin it fits everything about that layout and vibe 😂


Thats so you


What’s wrong?


Keep up the good work boys 🫂


Just a fellow pleb explaining #Bitcoin to suits https://v.nostr.build/qjk8.mp4


You oke bro?


How long they can suppress the price you think? Either way, we will see the game theory playing out ⏳


Cute


Thank you Hal Finney 🙏🏻
#runningbitcoin


After completing 72h fast I can tell you, its not that difficult. Second day sucked the most.


Gotta love bitcoiners 🤣😂🤣😂
nostr:nevent1qqsvejx8k8m42my7p3akpx6yxx633zvxypp5hrlg6fnc8ce7x8j25ucpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyrx97fvlqdngx7vwfffqw8dmju3cwqhlkmcvskhk6feu3hd7ts90kqcyqqqqqqgukt6pe
https://i.nostr.build/a0xr.jpg


DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE SUITS?
— #BITCOIN

vid by nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn

https://v.nostr.build/ggl7.mp4


IT WAS THEIR LAST PLAY


me: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND BITCOIN. IM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU. YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

them: sir this is a wells fargo


April fools came earlier


ALWAYS


THEY TRYING SELL THE NEWS SCHEME  https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov AINT GONNA WORK BITCH


SUITS AINT GETTING MY CORN 🌽


Nice


Less than 58


Fishdog entity


Mozero purchasing power


one thing i think bitcoiners lose sight of is that we have successfully launched the largest and most decentralized layer-2 payment network (after credit cards)

there is no other ecosystem that has achieved this. most L2s on other ecosystems dont even get close to the *Liquid* federation’s level of decentralization. they just use centralized servers and a manually coordinated multisig

that brings with it a real cost: decentralization is expensive. duplication is basically the bedrock of decentralization but that also kills “efficiency of liquidity”, which is basically what every post-LN improvement is trying to fix

upgrades happen in phases: we try going left, discover problems and course correct to go more right etc

I’d expect the next iteration of “shared utxo” protocols to be more centralized in terms of liquidity, with the tradeoff of far more consensus design work (who all needs to agree on the current state of the world for us to move forward?)


regular reminder that lightning *is* a “shared utxo” protocol that uses covenants (and multisig) to scale bitcoin payment tx thruput

most of the commentary against it points out that it does not scale number of holders in relation to # of utxos. in my mind this is a good sign of the protocol’s success (it shipped and people use it and they found drawbacks with the MVP). It’s also a sign of bad messaging around the applicability of 2-party accounts to certain payment situations (venmo for example)

sometimes it is useful to have multiparty channels; i’d argue that liquid is one such example of this.

federated mints are another one; note that both of these multiparty systems require consensus algorithms to function. fedimints were using BFS, (iiuc they just changed to a new one). liquid uses “nakamoto consensus” aka a blockchain to keep track and agree on shared balance states

Lightning was shipped as the minimum viable product to scale tx thru-put and it succeeded at that. it did this with minimalist, 2-party design as consensus from 2-parties is the simplest case. this meant it could avoid tricky consensus questions and focus on privacy + throughput instead

shipping multi-party utxos at scale will require a solutions for managing consensus amongst stakeholders in the “shared utxo”; see Ark and already existing federations for examples of contending with this problem 🫡


That is not possible.


We only human


Ahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha


FR FR


GN MAY LUV BE WITH YU 🌽

     🌙


Gm 🥞☕


God’s work 🙏🏻🥲


#迷言画像
https://image.nostr.build/960b005c6efabf91d12c189cc3b0bc0f68edc6e1ce9b95d863db45d3997d19c6.jpg


Soon


Speechless


Quote all over her nips


OK THAT IS DOPE 😂 nostr:note1j7350uh54kcu7j5sx6xxa06k7qkhwcel6deljzv046llntusyzyqne6czd


WTF 🤣 nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w


🐦⬛I AM QUOTE FATHER 🐦⬛


I AM YOUR QUOTE DADDY


#makeitquote nostr:note16r7zytqcudx2nuuckd4xcrvusk7s7fzjlzfjfkg3ct4k6vgavefsnrjmzr


Anyone getting excited Penis should be seen as a shill. BTC doesn't need Penis, neither do we. Penis need BTC and they can't have it, simple as. Not as much as they want and for the price they want anyway.


People will choose comfortable lies. But when even the lies are uncomfortable, they’ll give the truth a chance.


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


ALLEGEDLY,
PENIS 🍆


I LIKE PENIS SOMETIMES
HELPS CREATIVITY 📚
PLUS PENIS IS MEDICINE
FOR THE SOUL ✨

— nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
probably… nostr:note1dfenqetu2lzu8n8huw2yfzla0wt9lx5xu353gnq8wvm7n4lzm2hsc8j6g9


NEVER GO FULL GENTLEMAN


2 KINGS BANANA AND FRENKIE 👑👑


YELLOW AND FRENKIE


GFY 🫂


I AM A GENTLEMAN AND A GENTLEMAN WOULD NEVER REPLACE ANY WORDS IN HER SENTENCE WITH PENIS 🍆 nostr:note1heg7x4sv9xkgnrka5g59altwjg438dte2jt6rjhulmsz54f3nucqzk82y0


ITS LIKE REAL BITCOIN BUT SO MUCH BETTER
 #ETF
  DEEZ
   🌰 https://i.nostr.build/A0qM.jpg  nostr:note1jx4gjxmfay5aqn7j0pgaaumglgjha6uc4k5vjhtt7rnzx5w2wxsq9nynmp


IM PROFESSOR TITTS THEN


FEW


THE ENTROPY ON THESE NOTES CAN BE WILD


TAKE YOUR TIME WITH IT AND DONT SKIP EPISODES


I HOPE TO NOT FINISH IT YET BEFORE 2028 HALVING nostr:note17z8lgg5ez9zjgm0fqxmfng000cnmv7ey2td46lftevhmhu44qzms3swdks


ONE PIECE IS MY FAVORITE ANIME JOURNEY SO FAR THAT WORLD IS SO FULL OF WONDER N FLAVA


I DONT THINK I KNOW WHAT I WILL SAY BEFORE ITS WRITTEN


HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE SEED STORAGE BUNKER, THIS WHAT SAYLOR WOULD ACTUALLY LOOKED IF HE SELF CUSTODIED


IT GOES BOTH WAYS 🥜🐿


Nah.


You’re my favorite 🌰 muncher


WE ALL GONNA BE THIS GUY BEFORE HALVING HITS, I HOPE THAT WHISKY I GOT I TASTES LIKE 3.125 🥃 nostr:note1faxayk5mfrnykfh5dnqqdceh5ecuxm8vad7jrzgyl4npcs8m76wskajngc


We keep your Bitcoin safe. In our pocket.


🍿 https://image.nostr.build/03ececcb6809114d4ab0a5863ce5d18379b220863811b8e3cf4d96c4b43618b5.jpg


had to stop & take some fresh snow photos in forest park :) https://image.nostr.build/161eed527894f775194e477784a8f7a49044da501391fcc7f98ad49e33e45be5.jpg https://image.nostr.build/4c257c11eaf71b4e8f9285e40e3afad676ed520951bce33e581f3f3402d44e86.jpg https://image.nostr.build/eb9ea40d468044456752652930215dc294f36a96982d49636295cb07b29f28bc.jpg


COZY WINTER


CUTE FAM MISS 🐿


REMEMBER TO GET IT WITH SOME #BUTTER 🧈

🍆🧈


IF YOU GETTING MY PENIS OUTTA THE CLOUD YOU GETTING IT HARD ALMOST LIKE I 🍆 INTENTIONALLY nostr:note1kqgajruz80rttv5s56vk5tfh4empwcdd32yqj0t4tqamzcvrmstqdks8wt


PENIS


WE’RE GETTING THOSE TOO nostr:note188zem8wl390edljh7dr9pjclq05gz0ue682wrpjm7t0a4luj0a2spc0cky


EVEN YOUR WIVES GIRLFRIENDS GIRLFRIENDS GETTING GIRLFRIENDS nostr:note1977kjgwn48sd9pa0kgfrm08cu6qez2vfrsajd4fw75q39xqzuz8ss3sdjf


HAHAHA 🤞🏻


ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN AND COPE


YES


LIKE PRESTON PYSH SAID WE ARE PSYCHOPATHS, WALLSTREET IS JUST EMPLOYEES


SO DONT BE THERE 😂


HODLERS GONNA SCARE THE LIVING HELL OUTTA THEM 💀 nostr:note1jay4s4nq4xzeta375xu3stzcj6mwjngvmtdndzvd8fqtclve6pys73s83j


Im projecting 2 years of huge huge green dildos


FULL SNED 😂


Im not fuckin ready 😂


How many moose 🫎 is that?


Glass of whisky when we reach 100K?


WE ALL GETTIN’ GIRLFRIENDS


My second favorite chart 😂🤌 🤡🔫 https://i.nostr.build/PXXZ.jpg


I AM NOT READY FOR #58K


THOSE WHO STAYED HUMBLE AND STACKED THROUGHOUT THE BEAR WILL CONTINUE TO OUTPERFORM EVERY SUIT ON WALL STREET.

FULL SEND. ALL CAPS. LFG. 🫡


nostr:npub1getal6ykt05fsz5nqu4uld09nfj3y3qxmv8crys4aeut53unfvlqr80nfm keeps killing it… 🔥
Brilliant move. The internet is healing 🧡 nostr:note1jhe4yrr0y0qt0ntpa049qk4yrhn2xn2kacvulym056huw99az3zskqxv0u


https://media4.giphy.com/media/pHMtogPBHC7Cg/giphy.gif

#824897


Sweet


It wasn’t 😂


Not today fed


We need at least a month of that 😂


Nothing is more satisfying than watching a random gaming streamer gain more views and audience than mainstream media.

Media has consistently been hostile to the gaming community, initially portraying us as psychopaths for engaging in alien-killing games.

Even now, they can't discuss the gaming community without resorting to stereotypes in every line.


Oooff bit chilly ain’t it?


It’s been 40 minutes.

My daughter won’t put on her socks unless one of us we say coconut. 🥥

We need to go out to buy things.

#parenting is hard.


Its gonna get colder


Yes


Europe is going to get fucking cold next week


It depends on how much is coming down . Some waiting is advisory


Welcome 🫂


That’s minimum. Trending hashtags would be even nicer 😄 nostr:note1gd84dk0268hac3xjvlkflkz2wr7rn6p8mfcra86p0rn5mfrj6ptqx363t3


You can absolutely be high and with enough days you could see some shit, but I wouldn’t count it as beneficial or good “high” in any way. Solving everything that stops you from sleeping will give you better highs in the future.


You don’t have a #Nostr account. You have a key that signs events, and you publish those events, and then anyone who wants to read those events can do so by retrieving them from anywhere they exist. There’s no one to turn it off, there’s no account to suspend or restrict. There is simply information flowing to and from you and everyone else who uses it. This puts the power of speech back in our hands.


If a person talks long enough their motives become clear.


ETF? End The Fed.


Joining nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h #photography challenge.

Today's theme: Love at First Sight vs Slow Burn Love

At first glance the theme might seem obvious but for me this is more about #motherhood . You can’t help but be in love and also you constantly feel like you’re falling short and in that sense it’s a slow burn.

#30DaysThroughMyLense
#30DaysOfProofOfWork

https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/278f8c81f9872b1a0291512386d2a9b49a6f38a1d8ca3a486623aa51b1845317.webp


🫡 one way out


Fuckin nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn always makes me emotional 🥲 nostr:note15eku089q0ujqyzrjz5lxkun2cu9940z7wvvh74mqeak3p70j43rqrsq897


I wonder if Satoshi made the halvings schedule such way to match the liquidity cycles


Absolutely.


Good morning!
https://m.primal.net/HWWB.jpg


Do you think they just replace the BTFP or replace it with something similar? #bankingbad


You still don't believe me? here I show you that the global liquidity cycles coincide with the halving cycle, including the next one if nothing unusual happens, in which the maximum liquidity will be in 2025 and with it the maximum of the cycle.

I hope my information helps you.

https://m.primal.net/HWdU.png


Is anyone in here writing an academic paper on solving particular problems with Nostr?


I'm always a bit torn about stuff like this. On the one hand, CRT is cool and it's even cooler that people have made successful attacks on real world systems using these so-called 'twist attacks' (basically the fuck up is to not check is the "point" you're provided, is actually on the curve).

https://github.com/christianlundkvist/blog/blob/master/2020_05_26_secp256k1_twist_attacks/secp256k1_twist_attacks.md

But, on the other hand, calling it a danger when using secp256k1 for encryption seems a bit wrong  when the danger is specifically that you *didn't* use secp256k1!

Indeed the substance of this attack is to exploit the fact that if a curve group has small subgroups, you can apply CRT to get info about secret keys. But secp256k1 doesn't have *any* subgroups. So the attack depends on the victim not checking if an externally given public key, is actually on secp256k1. Combining that key in a DH type exchange leads to naughtiness.


Good morning!

https://m.primal.net/HWPW.jpg


The black ambrosia


Thats pretty cool! Thx man 🙏🏻


Beautiful


2222 sats per dollar
https://m.primal.net/HWMj.jpg


And what do I do with that hash to get the link?


We all getting hella thighs 🫂


Thats a great start!


Don't forget legs!

Ten squats every time you open your favorite Nostr app!
nostr:nevent1qqsrrhcy3xyyg8c4vhx6dqgt64js3gpppcte6lxuz5xwdk92syvk0fqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpaxcjau3frxdy3wg65y3fg5yl43djl9sld5t09a8puj2zu44ytdeqvzqqqqqqy6dkk2u


DO NOT nostr:note1u83wegy02fr7h84xfupe54uet2s272nzpxacettxqrsxrqpk9ddqxjhkyn


Join Nostr, have a gay old time.


This is is the shit 🤙


If you want to get in shape in 2024, I have one simple resolution for you.

5 pushups everytime you check the #btc price


Did his service, banged an alien, will live his 50 radiation weeks like a true champs he was 🫡


I was worried for a moment 😮💨 nostr:note1ypa86uxscsqrfc3ha78hhxju2wq4c04nqxlfpc67dkq6qxk08wfs00g245


Sooo good


Its cuz you can hear this image 😂 The silent killers


These bad boys

https://image.nostr.build/d8116ba017b091358e6a5cdaa5e939a227e54f37fc98956c8761b5260d7f4d01.jpg


https://youtu.be/EP8OeU-H8a8

🌽🍆🧈 nostr:note1tc7hrkxj9r4v6na05hy3u4nq6fwy9ef4r2evv3zrl4jgkng3ehfqr7qm82


Penis rules everything on nostr
C.R.E.A.M. get the 🥜
Penis, Penis buttah 🧈 , y'all

#butter 🍆🧈


LETS GOOOO


Thank you ser, likewise


GN STRENGT KITTEN


Penis indeed


Wow! I remember those, we all were collecting them in my school. Should have kept them 😔


Interesting listen https://fountain.fm/episode/BOwAjM4esqi9lRuhK5Ys


STILL THE MOTHERFUCKING KING https://image.nostr.build/c4f26433658f6572a6b331242dae6d504ea61be3520594251bc7ee03b9ac2207.png


It gives you cancer.


Yes


#zap this #meme https://image.nostr.build/9db33b63d1ee44b3ba26741ec97fdf28fba7eb8b316b3c0ed2f6a06848d08e36.jpg


If we ever lose to these morons we should be buried in clowns suits


REKT BEFORE THEY START


Meanwhile in normie land… #fiatnews🫃🏻 https://i.nostr.build/woEO.jpg


GM ☕☀🌽 nostr:note1uzl0gur3rhwa6q6wyac7p39msqgaxqrpvyzej379qcfd9zdm5pdq3kyekz


New year and scammers didn’t get their new funding yet


#45K 🌽🫂☄

https://media3.giphy.com/media/k75ngU7xpje0M/giphy.gif

#823944


And thank you


Happy New Year Maria!!! 🥂🌽


Gm and happy new year 🌽🍾


Happy New Year familia 🌽🎉🥂


I know I know 🫂


Them? Listen, I know you’re fine cake, but how many you need dear!?


The #cake will protect you 💪🏻


fuck till you not horny, repeat, forget, cry, look for partner again


I’m forever in horny jail 🥹


🤣 well done


#vibes 🍾 🎇 https://image.nostr.build/3e0069cb24f3979fda92d95eb1cd10436b6ee2c24153523945298e528bf48aa3.jpg


https://youtu.be/IeDMnyQzS88 🧄🧈🍆🌽🥞🍾🥞


last notes of 2023 from the national tv's weather report here

"don't freeze to death, bye"

😂


2023 was wild nostr:note1l9rkn2qa9srfplathuhd2wn6efydrcpwh6qxrhj0k02r62sshv4qfzkky0


Nostr is small. If you’re here looking for a particular type of content and you can’t find it, it’s because you haven’t made it and posted it yet. Get to work.


Enjoy the celebrations n happy new year🍾🥂🌽


I’m #Zapping everyone who reposts this note. $boost ⚡

Thank you 🙏 nostr:note125t0hfrn0vsqy8hjpkqhat2enj6jwrpsdn29hd25y2jj7f6rnadqrcslnd


Happy New Year chica!!! 🥂🌽✨
Much much corn and blessings for ya cake! 🫂


Lets call it HOME 🫂


All our collective efforts in 2024 must be employed in developing a Nostr app with a single button. Users won't have to think, they will just press that button and they will be fed with content selected to them by an amazing algorithm. When they are hungry they press the button and food will be put inside their mouths. Whenever they feel a little bit of discomfort in their bodies they just press the button. The app cannot mention relays, keys or the word "Nostr" because that will intimidate users, it should have a familiar name, maybe it should be called "mom", since that word is very familiar to all normies since when they were babies.


ENJOY THE CELEBRATIONS NOSTRICHES YOU LEGENDS YOU ✨⚡🥂

https://v.nostr.build/ojvx.mp4


New wallpaper thanks!


Hahahahaha


YES 🧄


Hahahahhahah


GM 🫂🧡🌽


Have a banger of a night!!! 🍾🥂🥃


Devs in this space are incredible!!! Yesterday we talked about #blockscreen widget and someone asked for fees info for lock screen, so nostr:npub1reezn2ctrrg736uqj7mva9lsuwv0kr5asj4vvkwxnrwlhvxf98tsq99ty4 made it and im using it today. What a beautiful time to be alive. Thanks again Matthew 🙏🏻🧡


Would be funny to see these people made of salad crying mourning their portfolios while bulls rejoice welcoming #hyperbitcoinization


YES. AND I CANNOT WAIT 🧡 YOU ALL CAN ONLY THANK YOURSELVES HODLERS YOU MADE IT HAPPEN


Thank you Satoshi 🙏🏻


Niiiiice 😁


Don’t forget #butter 🧈


Gm, now thats a bag!


Likewise brother! Tits bro connect people 🫂


Oh yeah thats called #JADE what I want🤣


Hello frens, who got the fattest #blockstream discount code? Pls post here, uncle tetsu wants some wallets of greeeeeen 😎

nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n


Gm legend 😂☕


Who’s gonna make more ninja turtles? The gov!? I dont think so


Oooh shit GM☕ #fees on lock screen!
#blockscreen widget 🧡 nostr:note1qz6gzrncxq0ce4yp3rfpdxy87rkwj7kl5lnfjctwycpj8x4rpd0qqgdtkp


GN FRENS 🐙 nostr:note179xp2zxrawjegt9v455sj540kgkrwx35lq3eujqd437u0gns5yusuvs042


Thank you nostr:npub1reezn2ctrrg736uqj7mva9lsuwv0kr5asj4vvkwxnrwlhvxf98tsq99ty4


Yes new profile is safer than putting your nsec into new app


No, I dont support OF website


Some good tunes there I hear


Bitcoin teaches #lowtimepref https://i.nostr.build/6PeP.jpg


5 year too


test wtfhappenedin1971.com


Legendary L


test mempool.space


Were you able to get the app from test flight?


Yeah they getting better while I have long eating sessions apparently


https://media0.giphy.com/media/AS6ejpqVARjiroYfps/giphy.gif nostr:note1qexyr5tet8uvcpkal7qwstt0wdh4teyasfw5w7xdzdvwtu5gzm5s65l0gj


the results are in nostr:note17ctks3ajlaa68h2zrup4wjhlf98cjvavcymcpx2qrfccptvvgufsjfyfav


I AM NOT RETARTED ONCE AGAIN


#pepethon #Apu 😞 https://i.nostr.build/QOYa.jpg


#pepethon 🐧 https://i.nostr.build/WOAR.jpg


I am retarded


🤫 https://testflight.apple.com/join/eWnqECG4

///\\\https://www.wavlake.com/%5C%5C%5C///


So so good


thank you brother, dream of your lost memes


Family dinners > uber eats


#wavlake


gn tanelsan 🌙


I’ve noticed that much dont worry


It's been an incredible year for us here at Wavlake and we wanted to take a moment to look back and see how far we've come since launch. Read more.. https://zine.wavlake.com/2023-year-in-review/


Not enough. Would gave to be like giphy but for memes. Great Search engine or tagging would most important feature, so storing them on my phone would be unnecessary


Some decent rendering


Luv it


nostr:npub1p5ryszcvdca78jdp5ewhu67zpyfz042m7nrha6mqx7a8wakrqrkqre5ksj asked for this photo

https://image.nostr.build/1565ee990455b47132240e148d03fdaf2209d620a3fceaecb2ecc4281a39b509.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=768x983&blurhash=_HD0GoxuD%25IUt7t7of%7Eqt7M%7BM%7Bt7ayof_3%25MWBj%5BRjRjWBM%7Bt7ofofM%7BRjWBt7t7WBayM%7BRjRjRjRjWBj%5BWBayRjfQayWBWBofofj%5BofM%7Bj%5Bayj%5Boft7j%5BofofayoffQof&x=4544b74ec312f96d6025f2be68ed85775fabd6c75abae08b40b4eca78b7de6a7

#photostr


The death of engineering was greatly exaggerated.


Boring as twatter


Some say that’s my super power 😂 I am not denying as I cannot confirm right now


Not bad. As for comedies:

Zombieland
Warm Bodies

#tanelhasnt


Its end of December 2023. I am still alive and I’m playing nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn's memes from nostr client on my tv. Who could have seen this coming!?
P.S. We still don’t have flying cars, but #Bitcoin is not yet “banned” by gov 🤣

#823607

On twatter they still fighting about fees and jpegs 💀


ALL MEMES WOULD BE WELCOME. CENSORSHIP VERY DIFFICULT


I am tired of saving memes and searching for memes in my phone archives 😞 nostr:note1hkc9fggnc0ksygxr6vpvkk036r6dq9d3wx7cgemsnlavv3r8ux3scu456z


Here me out. A nostr client that is only an archive and #meme search engine. nostr:note17we6l5w6rydmpsap0qhntm6us89g4xr54nxzrcygsqntxx5380aqhdnpuz


Shiiiiiit


I would absolutely pay 3000 sats for a great picture, today up to 10K for something unreal 🤔


What I meant is people won’t pay as much as some of those shutter stock images go for today cuz its better to generate yourself or pay someone to generate for you


Pay to save and use. Not pay to use exclusively. And the understanding that everything great after one payment would be posted on nostr for everyone to use.

Maybe first buy of an imagine more expensive and every other buy of same image cheaper and cheaper 🤔


Ooooh, I like that!


And AI image generation is cheap


It would have to be cheap and awesome so it would be used by fiat world. All of us know that right click save exists.


Yeah Roya, don’t do that now


Yes


Learn how to make sourdough……on of the most amazing freedom technologies.

Salt
Water
Flour
Air (starter is literally just using microbes in the air around you)

All ingredients are cheap and bread can sustain human life indefinitely (while just flour and water as a paste cannot, microbes add crucial nutrients).

It’s almost magic.

Here is a loaf I baked this morning. https://image.nostr.build/f298b785d6ba062b90bd5a68a81c834af9315fbd4caf7833873c04cf953042bf.jpg


#meme https://i.nostr.build/mOYK.jpg


#imbatman https://i.nostr.build/XOeZ.jpg


Bit stressful but overall good 😊


Few


The years go by and more people want satoshis but they just ain't makin em like they used to


Gm 🫂☕🌽 Had a good Christmas?


Matata loves causing these type of problems she would be a good Bitcoin dev


To not seek the approval of others and not fear their disapproval is the middle path.


honey, dinner is ready!  #donoteaturzaps #newprofilepicture https://image.nostr.build/db3c8b04969bd79a9f62aa61c1d15d458f37fceae1e14de40bef0c12ddb66c37.jpg


Shitposting, but it's on a protocol
https://m.primal.net/HVxJ.jpg


Grateful for the memers https://image.nostr.build/ed0ee3456aaea9f5cc7313beb11f8cc4fe2a2b0ec7a9bd49cc21079df0583461.jpg


Bullish af


HALF OF A MILLION TRANSACTIONS WAITING IN LINE IN THE  MEMPOOLS


Don't panic, #Bitcoin is inevitable


Welcome legend 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/6PKK.jpg


Yuuuge if truuuu nostr:note1fpl97ap0yz234ffg24lpvkv9qcxta6d79hs9mqs2rpt7f2j8dxks9crlhn


FACTS


Eth is an unregistered securities printer run by the Euetherieim™ company under its founder and CEO, the booger picker in chief, Vitalik Buterin

#TheMoreYouKnow 💫


Nips are underrated weapon of mass wood infestation 🪵 nostr:note125gew4t8ha799eqa45hjze2x4rx2384h5f32uvh30t7x699ac37ss7hsrc


Letsssss gooooo


Farmers don't want to pay taxes on farmers diesel. They announced they will do this everywhere to an extent not seen before starting Jan 8 if the government won't stop the new tax.


Hahahahaha


Great news!


Where


take care of yourself 🫂


just being


Grateful for you Roya 🧡


You can also use it for that -after swipe right-screen - and put there more widget pieces (from block screen or others), this way you can have whole screen of Bitcoin info available with a swipe


GM Vixen 🥞☕


Game Theory


YES nostr:note1nd4zcsphw95ps449h6nhlkhut8rfjg6araqvdhe4x3csqlrnz25sy3w883


🎬 Just watched Past Lives 🍿

 My verdict: 8⃣! ✨ nostr:npub12zxgk9lpn2l5uzgtcraly54luqpa0nyv6a6jmuep298kcwfaru0qrg3sj2🎥🥔😁 #NostrPotatoes

 https://images.metahub.space/background/medium/tt13238346/img.jpg


Tell me more.


Gm ☀


Block Screen ios widget https://i.nostr.build/VOVq.jpg


Any luck?


https://apps.apple.com/de/app/block-screen/id1533333210

Check in android store tho


🫡GFY


There is a widget called #BlockScreen that has fees widget, very useful.


GM Karnage ☕


If you love the corn 🌽 and nostr, clap your cheeks! CLAP CLAP CLAP 🍑🍑🍑

IF you have no #cake 🥞 do some squats

CLAP CLAP CLAP 🧡🧡🧡

If you love the corn 🌽 and nostr, clap your cheeks! CLAP CLAP CLAP 🍑🍑🍑


If you have any #cake 🥞 on you, you clap your cheeks. Right nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx ?


ETFS ARE SIMPLY CUSTODIAL WALLETS BUILT FOR SUITS


Hahahaha


But you dont need most people. You only need a small % of people that like to pay every now and again, few times a year. Like buying records or going out. There are so many people that want to pay. But you need to give them a good reason. “We poor give us sats” only works once a year. Give people extra features and they will pay happily. There is many such premium features I just thought of one simple one.

nostr:note156vzqqw3f0eqcqknwdtawru3fz7ukmmm4c0dx39axk39u3ztwj3sdjapza


Never forget those who sacrificed for us 🙏🏻🧡


Bitcoin is arguably one of the most costly projects ever developed.
People have died to further Bitcoin.
People have been imprisoned for Bitcoin.
People live in hiding or exile for Bitcoin.
People have dedicated their entire lives and worked themselves near to death for Bitcoin.

Every time you use Bitcoin, stop and think about the high price other people have paid and are paying for your sake.

Nothing is free.


How’s this for an obvious skin, to not violate brand rights let’s call it #TheOne skin… Black background but text green and white rabbit hopping somewhere at the top next to Damus logo. Who wouldn’t want a Damus that looks like you fighting the machines with Morpheus and Neo!? Such an easy win for everyone. nostr:note156vzqqw3f0eqcqknwdtawru3fz7ukmmm4c0dx39axk39u3ztwj3sdjapza


🤦🏻♂ fuckin scammers


First thing that comes to mind would be #DamuSkins. Don’t know how many of you used #winamp skins, but it would be exactly that. First could be simple colored themes: purple, green, grey and so on… Then spring, summer, halloween, Christmas, Pepe, Nostrich, zombies and so on… designs could be submitted to #Damus. There could be voting by nostriches too. A design that would be used would get 50k sats award (have to be substantial amount) and name recognition (skin by…). New skins shouldn’t be added too often so they feel special and we cannot spend money on such things every week, we stack firstly.

I dont know if you need #damuspro for it or not. But every skin should be a one time payment to download such feature(skin). I think 50K sats again is a good price. Prices should be locked at least for a year so nobody gets pissed off with sudden change of prices.

200 people downloading their favorite skin is 10 million sats. I think paying 50K (or something substantial) to the winning designer would be a way to get more artsy people into this.

Winamp skins were one of the best thing about that music player and seems like a quick fix for funding problem. I know Damus wants to look good, but for some folks leopard print is that. Let em choose and get your sats Will.

If “free to play” games taught us anything is that people will pay for extra features. The trick is to make such features quality, worthy your sats, so you dont feel scammed. https://i.nostr.build/DMmR.jpg  nostr:note1vy2wa520pf53ny3xqa7zddyqzgfldg60gxd39utz0f728q2ckgxse2c8ty


Oh my god 😂


We can learn a lot from the gaming world in terms of monetization. Turns out that free-to-play is actually more profitable than paying for a title outright, if you do it right.


LFG


Like the ETF or not it's another necessary test for bitcoin.  If it can't survive this then what the fuck are we here for.  Bring it.


20yo don't know a world without patriot act, without KYC-everything, without TSA. withiut data-retention laws.

Stopping the erosion of individual freedoms is not enough; for this generation, the current status quo is the natural state of things.


Humanoids 😂


You mad


Oh god 🤣


I would gladly pay a subscription fee for “Damus Pro” just to keep Damus going. Of course in lightning ⚡


If there’s one thing you learn from spending any meaningful amount of time around someone, it’s that nobody really has their shit together, and life is tough for everyone. Default to kindness.

“No act of kindness, however small, is every wasted.”


EVERY PERSON...
EVERY COMPANY...
EVERY GOVERNMENT...

...HAS ONE GOAL: ACCUMULATE AS MUCH BITCOIN AS POSSIBLE.

FORTUNATELY FOR US MOST DO NOT REALIZE THAT YET.


Greedlove


Stack prayers, stay humble.


STACK PRAYERS


You will be out in no time! For now brighten up that hospital Miss Roya 🫂☀


Merry Christmas 🎁


Merry Christmas and congratulations guys!!! 🧡


Hahahaha game theory playing out.


Gm ☕🎄


GM, never go full Canada ☕ nostr:note1cmsrsndegg52fca7n7awaf3ad83arut3uacfk0ncmzmer737ywxqhyzrqs


Thank you ser! Merry Christmas to you 🎄


Merry Christmas Jack


Merry Christmas dear 🎅🏻🎄


Yes


Shitcoins not cars 🤮


Merry Christmas


Thank you Birdy 🎄 Merry Christmas


Merry Christmas Midy 🎄🎅🏻🫂


Merry Christmas Derek you legend!!!! 🫂🎄


Slavic deliiiiish


Merry Christmas bud 🫂🎄😂


Christmas Eve’s classics


You all get me 😂


Merry Christmas mate 🎅🏻


Merci! Have a wonderful time with your loved ones 🎅🏻


Merry Christmas nostriches 🎅🏻🎄 https://i.nostr.build/OXAO.jpg https://i.nostr.build/evl4.jpg https://i.nostr.build/aJeM.jpg


Human Centipede


Hahahahahaha 🧡


I approve 🤝


Merry Christmas Fishmate! 🎄🎅🏻🍺


Excellent


Oooofff


I logged into Bitrefill with my nostr nsec via alby in 5 clicks to buy an amazon gift card with sats I earned from my podcast thru #V4V.

I wonder what the poors are doin . . . oh.

nostr:note1lq5cc8dynsgua5veqk3kgtvrekvff37nwztqpw5xtwq7xkwx3s6qgnkr0e


I dont know whats taht, using different client than you


Happy Christmas mate, have a great one with your loved ones 🎄🫂🌽🎅🏻


This looks goooood


Merry Christmas Robert 🎄🎅🏻🙏🏻


Happy Christmas to you and yours ser 🙏🏻🎅🏻


#datestr

https://v.nostr.build/ZPzP.mp4


Loving the hat Fishes!


GM, get to your family for Christmas in one piece 🙏🏻

#xmas2023 🎄


GOOD MORNING, NOSTR ONLY 🫡

https://m.primal.net/HUuH.jpg

https://m.primal.net/HUuI.jpg


Rest a lot and dont over do it. You still recovering.


Next 5 years.
#AImovies will be a thing very soon nostr:note1v4th53qs7q9g5prvc8chq3d9j4mmfy3weytuvens5sr294z8lkrqxhmtey


Hahahahhahahhaha


Oh god


nostr:npub1x2fqw4n45vcvv060y7xa53sfm22esukrpszrq9tfry9wjaslx98qx27cje add some vegemite!


Wtf 🤣


Ser put some cheese and bacon on that burger 😂


You rather retarded with no burgers bro 😂


Ok, cheers!


Notes are forever. But your notes are not all of you ser. You are way more than that nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Every day is possibility for new tardness flavor. nostr:note1v4jnjxc89ulsryk89y3zexw4qc2srw9j77gj038yjf3euwj59t9sz0zpeg


For me it was jumpy today. Had same message but somehow still worked.


That’s a hard NO.
                     🍆 nostr:note1m67f226crc6vwsk7a64nkzlxnl00zhx8wnaqrrzl7cdtkl2xx7yq4zmf3d


Maybe you need to connect to Zeus again


Forever Sky King 👑


Those fucks


And then get prepared even better nostr:note1dfttkejl3uzvsr7sgs5q2rwf6hrhy5hzy3xkpvp2xx25ysv76mnsht4vnl


Be the most prepared you can.
#Bitcoin


I was stacking sats ser 🤷🏻♂
One day


Absolutely!


Green wallet will be my late xmas gift to myself. Sometime in 2024. Can’t wait! 🤠


On my list


Hahahahaha


🫂 Happy Christmas, get yourself some corn


You’re never too old for Christmas 🎅🏻
https://youtu.be/X13N-Bx17Oc


so much #cake 🥞 https://i.nostr.build/zrP3.jpg


Retarded


And promoting shitcoins as well!


Build things, have fun, shitpost 🦶 nostr:note1h96uvalww5tajyjwertf60a0ae7a76ca9ywvr80l6fnccgjp7z2s4rh42l


Hahahahahahahahaha I love it 🧡


#nostr https://i.nostr.build/5koa.jpg  nostr:note1944e2g2nmreg8ktlk8l2zkfhvg4ml0ncvcnt62a0m9x4jg57rv5swtr4d7


Ahahahahhhahhhahhha


Excellent content ser


Electricity, the 💡 lightbulb,the automobile, computers, #bitcoin. https://video.nostr.build/e2477d14a454b2bd9707d968746230ceccb3a32958b6ee08a0b68cc72e47b53e.mp4


De nada.


Inflooencor: Why no engagemnt here😩
Me: Your content is shit.
Inflooencoor: https://i.nostr.build/g4Y6.webp


I seen one… click. Never gonna see again.


Thing of beauty


Things are different here. Better. https://image.nostr.build/7bba345d0cb617a4bb2c67fe5a9fb80eee18b24b12b57c7bbc48c95eb74c99d3.jpg


Yes 😂


With cheese?


Here ser! You can eat them or post them. Work flawlessly 🦶🦶🦶

#engagementFeet
Don’t forget to water them with notes and love.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0Exh5setxQl10lUI/giphy.gif


Your ability to hype up st. Lou is unmatched


thank you nostr. you are truly a gem.

forever the place of solace in a world of darkness.


Ah the covid time wild times


#Bitcoin early xmas before real Xmas?🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻


Exactly


It’s not a like accumulation platform. Talk to people instead of copy/pasting news everyone heard of already and your engagement will skyrocket. Im not telling you to change your business model, but this is not twitter ser.


Xmas is coming 🤘🤘


To contrast the moody track I uploaded earlier 😁☄. Love playing drony open strings ❤🔥
#guitar #ambient #jam

https://v.nostr.build/eDnz.mp4


Looks collapsy


PRINT MOAAR HOURS


I AM #PUBLISHAF 🚀 https://media1.giphy.com/media/Rmx1KNhRJO4WQRPIFz/giphy.gif


https://media0.giphy.com/media/Keg44TL4EfO5snU4Id/giphy.gif nostr:note190jjj74wkl20cv52dqxgp37kpmjukkz3ux39s9lm9ayt9n6rxu2qdzq0nn


I AM #PUBLISHAF RIGHT NOW 🤯 nostr:note16wv4n4z5ru3zwvtux0rq7xnawgceughfd6lf9d39ek07rnyzw2sqtdes5n


You never alone here


You should go and https://youtu.be/oyEuk8j8imI


first bitcoin wallet that supports ecash/LN/liquid/mainchain/ark wen 🤣


I hope you lose your #Bitcoin 😂


When I open profile and see shitcoin I feel ill


Thats ok, we all tarded differently ser


Yes they here 😂


GM PSYCHO BOY 🫂


This dude is selling his #CAR4SATS
🚗 🔥🎄

If you’re in Europe, this a rare opportunity to get 4 wheels for #Bitcoin nostr:note1qs2ldfsvh8mxlk7ksdptt67gy5nu252r09ezxe2l4c8gwgfdekqsryrky7


Lightning Gal is here ⚡ nostr:note1vumswnc09nwms0lsscg8ju0h86jvk9fl73nv8jk6hn6v7auq5qhs4958vt


I can fuck a commie, but I don’t zap shitcoiners.

#principles


Get better man 🙏🏻


Jen 👋🏻


Correct


if #Bitcoin is going to so what we all think it is going to do, nothing is even close to priced in.   Shortterm, midterm and longterm


LOL


True but fuck em


No no no no no!!!!!


AAAAAAA!!!!!


Full speed ahead!


Try platform 9 3/4 it


#PublishAF


Nobody is publish enough!


Publish me harder 🥞🍆 nostr:note10enqp4l7srv5fqujh0ryc2n9pmfqwhkpzfwajrjujq3dlzf2h9qqph860c


#821808 https://i.nostr.build/oaPw.jpg


You're the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.


Hahaha


Depends, you been working out?


NUTZ ₿UG


We also want unlimited butter 🧈
Some Bitcoin, a piece of land, bit of sun and a good soulful #cake 🥞

And if you’re nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 you need more hours in a day 😂

🫂🫂🫂


MOOOAR GRUMPY


#value4value still works. Make better notes, or publish nuts 🥜

#Bullish 🥞🍑


Bullish, but publish deez nuts 😂 nostr:note1nha75y54p93nwe6r9kx8far3drgc70q9alp8parkq46r22yupkaqrd68mg


I love it how nostriches switched from overly zapping to stacking instead. Extremely publish on all the rookie plebs on here 🥲

I am still zapping when I like something but never forgotten how important is saving in #Bitcoin.

#lowtimepref


He discovered #cake


Fun movie btw


Ladies you gonna go back in time and get some gasps in I guess Sawa enjoyers 😂😂 find this movie #IdleHands 🍿 https://i.nostr.build/d7d4.jpg


🤣 I hope you mean the cartoon Shara


Shitcoiners will never see cake 🥞😂


Timeless movie


Hahahaha


People who think $45 transaction fee for transferring millions/billions dollars worth of value globally without any censorships is high.

Think again. #Bitcoin


The Puffiest Shmalow Man 🧡


GM ☕🍆


Yes


GFY


All the crying on BT about tx fees makes bitcoin twitter unusable 😂 Its a histeria at this point.

Tick tock, next block.
#Bitcoin


If one could redo things like Lola that would be mad thing


Forrest Shara is a possibility then 😂


GM GG ☕


Watching trains pass by


You can forget who you kissed, but you can’t forget how it’s done. It’s like riding a bicycle, but #therewillbebutter 🧈

At midnight close your eyes and make a wish and then watch the fireworks 🍆🧈


Bitcoiners are.


YES


LUV THIS


imagine buying fireworks, when you could stack sats


Gorgeous


Change my mind
https://m.primal.net/HUKb.jpg


Don’t cry, or cry about it as much as you need to get to the finding better solutions- part. Don’t be a bitch.

Reserve being a bitch option for when you will really need it. It’s not today fren.


Getting #jade signing device at point of the bull market might be good idea. Im going to explore #liquid+lightning+onchain swaps in following days/weeks.

If I like the tradeoffs Im going to get jade for my friends too.

nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n


Adore you more 🧡


#821671 https://i.nostr.build/la5P.jpg


We take normal life and health for granted. I will be praying for you to fully recover asap! Thank God you got to the hospital on time, much love Roya 🫂


GM freaks 🦈☕
Wish you smooth sailing today https://i.nostr.build/jaOE.jpg


GM legend 🍆🧈☕😂☕


ETH/BTC price chart

Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah nostr:note1c9p65th9rmedl7v3a7j3qt0eaq7xnjdx2a50ghlz6jddx80mcmjsj88uvz


Thank you for your work Preston 🙏🏻


Absolutely a must listen! nostr:note1y8z7p066n372lgdw72nj6uhqnvv06vv02lplxtvea94d5sdgk3gsqspm63


gn 🌙


Good night kids https://media1.giphy.com/media/Nptp8clbQipD86C4X6/giphy.gif 🎅🏻 nostr:note1g8pazaznk5yguuewp00tn3uyxz7pcy055hz427qncfq5gqqctjpqf0rtk2


You know it


https://media0.giphy.com/media/iCCJdpZ5qh31H0HYNB/giphy.gif nostr:note1jc8essyq4effcyet47ny86epmvkhg02hgqf5ecwdkd03qcaaeqdq5ujngj


https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT0xez4eXNeIZ3x4qs/giphy.gif nostr:note1qyj2mq5tqwhvuv3rdzuu5a2dkfwcvtupnw2rjhus4lm4ej30zg6q7778nf


https://media0.giphy.com/media/12wteMTXxjLaVO/giphy.gif nostr:note1jzqc5gtqvaqzfnhg78gdlk7vkgqut4ky4fx5v54ed74phk89djvs6kwv6l


🌰🌰 nostr:note1ukf8wxjc5pg2ua3s07jesk5vjcn4qcdaw3gee5a6gslfdrsc759semyhv0


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Primal?
       Primal deez nuts
                        🌰🌰


Every time you simp for politician 1% of your sperm count dies. nostr:note1mr7zy6plswd2gn89x4a2n66lervlqyd0gn7sw6tz6jkuuvxldkvqpfk3nv


Your mom got some great tits, but I still love you more.


Oh shit


Wanna hear this new Kanye already 🔥


THEY DONT KNOW YET


Congrats 🥃


How life was treating you?


YES


We been missin you here


BITCOIN IS CAKE 🥞🍑 nostr:note1yx3t23sdlgfnnuklx7zhk3rcfyt98f26shxpzj7m7pw2hf7avksqejd9pz


Get your #Bitcoin today. nostr:note1mjueg5849nh9xy9u9vm87alg4t024nt4jyjhtmlk0wtqy94psqvquuvlyz


GM fren 😃🫂
Brought any #cake with you? nostr:note1mf7snuapx4tdzpr9n8w0f2dcxu99df72jh7pjxqppg43t667l63sztkgey


A moral point.
https://video.nostr.build/2967ab63820dbe3d7280b3bb4086d91356aae738ce70f67b4450a97bf7d991bf.mp4


Glad to hear. The only point of crypto thots in bitcoin world is to indicate where in the cycle you currently are.


You losing nothing 😂


In which territory?


Busy is good description. How you dojn?


Sned vag https://i.nostr.build/8O3v.jpg


Gettin crypto thots in my nostr dms, the bull begins 🔥


SANTA WILL BE SENDIN ‘EM SOON🎅🏻 nostr:note1e2wxgeg2efcahll0agxqyl20efak6zt9e3kcm5w29d58ytjurdgqpfy4fj


Looking for talented artists to create hand-drawn image diagrams explaining Nostr and the relationship between clients and relays. The diagrams should be clear, concise, self-contained and visually appealing. Multiple submissions will be accepted and rewarded with a bounty. Get creative and show us your skills!


Looks good! Heard you on Citadel Dispatch. You sneding to Europe?


Oh yeah


THERE WILL BE CAKE  🥞🍑🥞


Baby steps. Trimmed nails.


There’s a calendar!? Im checkin this! nostr:note12wwrsaznp4glqmh8wm2eaqj4y7t2juadhcr2zd0ux240zd7zsa7qj3cvmt


This is dope


Hug and sned penis 🫂🍆

                                      🧡


Gracias 🙏🏻


Spirits are high, weather is shit, cakes around 🥞🥞🥞


Still alive, getting more tests 🩺
Thanks for all the notes, you rock!!! 🫂🍆🧈


Thank you brother 🫂


Thank you bud 🫂


Unreal! A hot cup of Eshara every morning 🤣


Thank you 🙏🏻


Appreciate it 🫂


EITHER IM GOING TO GET BAD NEWS TOMORROW OR VERY BAD NEWS. PROBABLY ITS GONNA BE OKAY, BUT EITHER WAY I WOULDN’T MIND IF YOU UTTER A PRAYER OR TWO FOR ME FREN 🙏🏻


Happy to hear that


Absolutely not


December 7, 1993 https://i.nostr.build/DOnV.jpg


RECOGNIZE YOUR TRIBE BY THEIR CLICKS


SEASON ON BOATING ACCIDENTS INCOMING


Ledger Live Tracks and Sends ALL User Information to Outsourced Data Harvesting Service

"The tracking code is too structural to be just counting users and downloads, like regular apps do. Ledger Live is doing analytics on everything from screen views, to button clicks, error events, installs, uninstalls, etc. It's basically tracking everything. Anything you do on that app gets tracked."

https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/ledger-live-tracks-and-sends-out-all-user-information-by-default/


YES SER


Delete on nostr works like this, but without the weapon.

https://image.nostr.build/b8e917998f5fe69dc8e72628d4b4bff5a0665ca8ed6aed5f0628e9224e39f05e.jpg


This is correct 😂


GM 🤙


Notes are forever. nostr:note1d3u87mf4rsl594yzj6zpz484krhskqxwzj9f99xkwmcdt79tfxwsy40krm


GMSSSSS 🫂


YES plebs together strong 🤝

#plebchain  🦧🦍


GM nostr bros and sisters  🍲🦧☕ https://i.nostr.build/vKJW.jpg


YES


IF A MINING POOL CENSORS COINJOIN TRANSACTIONS THEN THEY WILL NOT GET MY TRANSACTION FEES OR HASH.

IT IS THAT SIMPLE. HAVE FUN STAYING POOR.


So cool!


My vision for snort is to have a collection of widgets to be added or removed at will so people can customize their experiences.

Besides the obviously insane amount of work for developers, the current challenge is to stick to the vision without deviating much (of course I'd prefer we don't deviate at all).

But, besides that, there are other monumental challenges such as better discovery of content and people. That has technical limits - the design itself is not that difficult.
https://i.nostr.build/zyE4.png


This is luuuuv 🫂


Be a king 👑 Don’t look for one. Nobody is coming to save you. Learn about #Bitcoin. Save yourself. https://i.nostr.build/qynv.jpg


Penis ser ☕👀🐊


Gm Stella ☕


GM FAMILIA
#coffee https://i.nostr.build/6Jk2.jpg


MY ZAP WAS CHANGED TO 48… LFG 🚀


Right on cue


STACKERS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT. SUITS IN DISBELIEF. THEY ARE USED TO MOST "INVESTORS" SELLING AFTER A 100% GAIN.

WE NEVER SELL. WE SPEND WHEN NECESSARY.


ice-cream and pizza


Ser you spittin facts


I don't want to be too bullish, but I think 1 BTC = 1 BTC before the end of the year!

#bitcoin


#BITCOIN CHOSE VIOLENCE TODAY ☠

all relevance of fiat must die.


#44K with ease


You got ZZZeuzd


Ser I just zeus yo mama


NO


#Bitcoin chiiiiiiiill


#43K police I would like to report a murder on fiat!


EMBRACE THE CHAOS

IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET WEIRDER


Good money is critical to a functioning society and human flourishing.

Bad money destroys society and is a threat to our species.

Can you spot when our money broke?

If we can fix the money, we can fix the world https://i.nostr.build/aa7M.png https://i.nostr.build/Yr4o.jpg https://i.nostr.build/wxAA.png https://i.nostr.build/3qLk.jpg


Gm ☕🥪


It’s already fixed. Everyone talks on nostr.


GM bro ☕


Gm SeaCakes ☕


ALL BEARS MUST GO BROTHER 🥲


GM, ENJOY THESE DAYS PLEBS
#coffee 🥪🥪🥪 https://i.nostr.build/BJLZ.jpg


Shhhhh it will be over soon🤫 https://i.nostr.build/6JlP.jpg


LEGEND


ITS BULL MARKET SER 🫂🔫


PENIS


get over it today, use #datestr nostr:note15lkc3a6sjmez9f2hwp9u6gcl3k4t65wd6dlgeaznun5dlxmhll7qnd89vc


2025 YOU ALL GETTING GIRLFRIENDS AND THEN YOU LOSE THEM TO #GTA6 🐊 #FLORIDAMAN


THERE IS NO SECOND BEST


big things coming dont sleep on ze nuts 🥜 nostr:note109vlu3dqddk230zku59e652mn5u86zcszwqe0fpu9jsns6w6uzkqukdvvx


BETTER THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW


shots fired


HA HA HA HA AHA AHA AHABAHAHA


GTA 🔥 FLORIDA MAN 🔥


LOOKS LIKE FLORIDA BEAUTIFUL SHIT


JUST SEEN IT 🔥


YOU ARE A FROG WHISPERER SER


YOUR FRIENDS LOVE YOU YOUR ENEMIES ARE NOT YOUR CONCERN MEN UNDRESS WITH THEIR EYES ANYWAY 🤷🏻♂ WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT COLOR OF HER ROBES


CELEBRATE SMALLEST MOON RELEASE A FART ON DIPPEST DIPS nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv

#bitcoin fucks.


THIS IS WHAT WINNERS DO SER


On next wednesday I'll be relaunching my artpiece "Bitcoin is Trustless". I will offer it at a super cheap price⚡ for the person who buys it within 3 days of the promotion. The price will go up after that. More details will be available in my website soon. Stay tunned 👀
Check it here: https://biancabtc.art/bitcoin-is-trustless/
https://image.nostr.build/b08b24600c8b82aec13f3518d3df061904ddca74feeda9160b0007e05468ab73.jpg


Wait for it


#NGU FIESTA


WOULDN’T BE THE WEIRDEST THING IN THE WORLD SHARA https://media1.giphy.com/media/FmBhzktIjvdZe/giphy.gif


NOT A CHANCE THE NUTTER WHO GET THE SNOTTER WILL BE YOUR HUSBAND STRAIGHT AWAY HE NEEDS TO BE EQUALLY LOCO LIKE YOU 😂


YEAH RIGHT 🤣


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED !?


SHOW HIM 10000 SATS 😂


#UNDATABLE 🕺