Im a simple man and simple things make me laugh so GFY

#69420 goes to note that made me laugh multiple times
nostr:note1jzyus98kvq6lwvtsc7pjcwsapp7hzrwww02rp490v9xgk50tfk2q7qn2s6

This was first chuckle and reason why mamy of you getting 7K and to celebrate new 70K ATH
nostr:note12lgk3dlfe5q6evqf6askhrz0254u4g7959yhl08amtc87zazp9pszfht9a

This is why we Bitcoin 7K
nostr:note12rqwl0w80evwfghatas40l5gfg833hmwsnuxtplal7g49jhw67zsucadng

Counter Signal 7K
nostr:note1yj66eguryqg0ftl28xr3j00eux7r648vsa44pcl6zam8cv59dkqshhclel

Fake ATH 7K
nostr:note152eercl7rvhzkmn03ms7g3njtjpav5xyvtwt02qu0cldazsvmtyqjyea3a

GM 7K love
nostr:note1se7d42uz39xjlwhqjru59twyzt7rwrlh3veypn6pp5703hsjg96s20lwxr

Big smile and 7K
nostr:note1sd3gn9lr8m43v7fydwzf7hmzldync20a7xtg3jnynjswvd43feqs4txr09

Ricky 7K (fix your zaps- no bueno)
nostr:note1hz6dsxd8u59dgsgnhknpcz5rtrjmhjwedyfe58v06x3cfwe8xarsdrjmk3

WTF IS THIS 7K (fix your zaps- no bueno)
nostr:note1mjhpuhfm7xq7eyvzm088a4569q3sxyd0h6wx4n899u3688gmct6sed58lx

Jordan buying 7K (fix your zaps- no bueno)
nostr:note1w6pu4xegunm9t6ufxz8ms8qgsyqxpmc6d80t46dst3xqt95h7xhqmkql44

GFY 7K (fix your zaps- no bueno)
nostr:note108lvzsw9ft9ry46tlegcx43q6u3d4rwt6hf9ayyzv7d97m78xsaqcyef5h

Special prize of another #69420 for nostr gem goes to note
nostr:note1v5ve6tvnguxzuehdywjzjhxtxdx79hwhz09gdspzhc3qaxqu2ajshqu5wp

And the last but not least, for being an absolute retard with the amount of notes he have sent me, and few good chuckles he provided 😆

21K and few best notes
nostr:note1jc9npu0nr24hq405acj6e6zun3tnauweps600mapk393pfy0avvq3h054j

nostr:note1v8qvaydp44dhc2ak660d8uz5t7yna4xj5drr8dx6tvv6luwqz7jqzwah5g

nostr:note16m305297uweephelfrr60d74td9hlsdpsfnqtsnc3kdmzcuj8xvsmy2c3y

nostr:note1my0fmr80y6kdjt06wdk5seutrsv83zpjy3vfhtgelssw5mrd7fzqv5gsgg

nostr:note1s7xzppwm9qytzhxcc8vf9u5jzrlnjlphp6asvxw6wf68j6vcep8s57jj5h nostr:note1umm46nc2pf0tumhcttnqmkr37lz6kaep5gch5hm0zqyysqd0vmvs0yne6z


GN AND ORANGE SUNRISE IS COMING nostr:note14drvnhmwwhde5xs7nujvujjgcgdywmr0ktaxw53yxz8wwnemf6zs2mcs0n


20-15-15-20-20-10
#100adaytill100k

#AkiraToriyama 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/4g4D.jpg


#100K THE COPE WILL BE MONUMENTAL nostr:note1nx8zdl7lz4zaldeq07y8fzuy2wqvl7qrncle9z3wh6rzdx8u99js0p9ekj


WHAT A CRAZY FUCKIN RIDE


Oh yeah


Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂🫂🌽 nostr:note1pta6dzhzsutuxhxczqfur88cu0ae7fp2t7ysh0d436pg04cxanlq63ujx4


I LIKE IT


WE BALL #70K 🥃
https://v.nostr.build/Pr8r.mp4


Bullshit, noise
I mean into Bitcoin to hodl


What you guys think, at what price will the normies be joining us this bullrun?


I miss the bear market already 🥲


Beautiful 🫂


Today I discussed with the founder of Wikipedia my nostr implementation, wikifreedia.

We had a nice long chat about it.

At the end I asked whether I should import all Wikipedia articles.

“It will bias the type of information that is available in it and the tone”

I don’t think a wikifreedia-like system needs to be data-complete. I think it’s fine if it has only fresh, selected/curated entries that embrace their bias.


🙏🏻

You should watch One Piece, slowly. It’s damn good.


Fuck we did it


It will be revealed tonight, I need a drink first 🥃


🌽 nostr:note1jru77nmer08q0re6wmwul6ap26dsa6mserrjjp922qkxd500ph0q8a6euj


My best to you 🌹


Literally


He put his trust in etirium 😂


Shaped a whole generation of men like only a super hero could 🫡

See you one day legend, much love 🧡 nostr:note1fat85x8p822jjsp0c3xn9c0g93x8euqm0x7jqr08qwx8hlnn2gss7rn67e


Not really man. You know that some of your notes was a bot you did set up, so dont be confused people take you for a bot


Nostr is weird but the symbiosis of that mainvolume admin with his ai algo is the top 5 of the weirdest here in last 12 months 😂


Loooool who dat? 😂


Happy Women’s Day you freaks 🌹 nostr:note1aur0uuqqa37h6r739xw250np6leuk53sznex2qhcp2mupspmpgxqkqp5dw


NEW ATH 🥲🧡🌹


#69420 🧡

We did it!


HOOOOLD nostr:note1akpxaqs6r5nlal6w3juae56r7pyzq28w5ks4hzj6508kps6s3g3qffskd3


Hoooooold nostr:note1mua2fwrpeyek8yt8dn8tzdj0wfmmqjjc55m0tf6c5cctnv83xcgs5tjtkc


HOOOOOLD


69420 and then 70K


Wise men routine:
- check mempool fees
- check LN node channels
- check wallets UTXOs
Then do the "cleanup":
- UTXO consolidation
- opening/closing LN channels


Gm 🤙


Im gonna consolidate some utxos 🤓


This is the day. Its coming… nostr:note14l85h79v00du3mdll44smcevcx67e45xf9w2s207vqhz9fr36xhsf56yyp


Well I see how people talk about something and they understand each other and I don’t get it so I look like this 😂


Hahahahhahahahahaha


I have not yet ever dreamed about nostr or Bitcoin, its all simulation probably and my unconscious knows nostr:note1se0pfyv034lqlrt4p6056ylc6c7y50yqwcnw3wwmhdm8udw3lfsqeqvvy9


Today may be your last chance to get into #69420 contest. Sned memes and your father’s jokes under that note 🤙

You can also post a note and tag #69420 and I will see those too

GFY and have a good day freaks 🫂 nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


Gm ☀


Morning bubble butt 🥞👋🏻


GM spring everywhere anon ☀🫂
☕🐦⬛ nostr:note1wc5w8ud54f903xtt6llq8ehpk0nha4hesepsalfjf5m4afl0nh2q7v4x62


20-20-20-20-20  DAY 42
#100adaytill100k

🐦⬛
https://v.nostr.build/8Rav.mp4


Everyone wants a tongue behind barbwire kinda girl


Without my word, I am nothing 👨🚀🚀

#Bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/fe5e1afc4121767962b74bd47cd567e8b1c3910df85c1da7bab2c69de15b4c3d.jpg


Well this chart from nostr:npub1xkere5pd94672h8w8r77uf4ustcazhfujkqgqzcykrdzakm4zl4qeud0en is a ₿anger

https://image.nostr.build/2377ec4b90091cdf1ecf2f388da7e40c4c36a2d2f63e6f6dd51794860f1d0cd4.jpg


Ready for laser penises?


https://media0.giphy.com/media/3h1dcswMzRrUsTw6KK/giphy.gif nostr:note1lk3fl69mr6g3aqg5sn9cmxpjvlw29wnxnyyeq8ffca0m523prg7qmmc70g


Exactly


😭😭😭
https://image.nostr.build/44df723859ffb43280e1dec5988ecc5fbe9327b0f1c3bf171b5909917f7abf13.gif


Noh


Hahahaha


LOOOOL #58kGang never dies 😂 nostr:note18yfywf8yvru5ysdnq5jsxt6r4harzrrpcu3j4jtw595g88gagh9qnmu4hd


歌で言語の壁を突破したい


GM Johnny ☕


That’s the whole problem with edit button for notes. Only I know what I want to describe, it’s a my note 👾

I see three use cases:
1. Long form notes: articles, essays, short novels.
2. Memes and other afternoon gang bangs. Although why not make a meme and post in notes? This way making more than one meme available for all?
3. Code updates.

Unintended consequences:
- harassment
- spam
- clearing of follow list
- update of mute button to the ultimate nullifier of update enjoyers nostr:note1lmfk0a09wh9cl2x3syw9ugxpmgwqxavp22wyxlev3j96xxpe90pqc23yws


Gm Dan Rock 🪨


*Penis nostr:note1dyzx0lg06dm5zygun9darz5hr9l7lgvwhqgezpvwg6vmn0d9elgsr647jy


Nah


Yes


I think victory is not just winning, but the moment you decide not to lose.
#life


Dont be sticking your keys everywhere you little hoeeeeee hahahahaha 😆 😂 🤣


Haahahahah


The wizard doesn’t make mistakes


Ser that is significantly curved


https://image.nostr.build/dfa67cf468b2c4ed9738e5a04e022c6ab71a7de1f4e20ebce5c29f62cd513dde.jpg  nostr:note17phzh7j6q2809w4flp4pk9hqgmpem2e4rtedwkk7rxuxdyst5upqep047p


I will typo on purpose if im bored


You are 🫂


How accurate are your notes? How curved is your penis?


Does any of you care what “community” thinks about your typos?


If someone makes sirius report hourly bot for nostr, they will have sats and will be happy 🎁 https://i.nostr.build/G2XX.jpg


GM ☕☀ nostr:note1my0fmr80y6kdjt06wdk5seutrsv83zpjy3vfhtgelssw5mrd7fzqv5gsgg


Hahaha


She woke up and chose violence 🔥


Nostr doesn't need hall monitors.

It doesn't need an army of digital do-gooders -- human or AI, private, corporate or governmental -- who go around policing the speech of individual writers. It doesn't need "helpful" little notes sent to people, to politely intimidate them into conforming.

Say what you think. In your own words. Do not let them kill you with kindness. Do not let them brainwash you into silence.

https://i.nostr.build/BP9D.png

* This note is in my own words. Respond with your own damn note, you coward.


unless, thse. nUTZ 🥜 nostr:note1trg53mpardtfenpqt7d63lefhrdare5uakap06lr707z657vyujsl5tnjn


Apprieciate you 🫂


20-10-30-20-20
#100adaytill100k https://i.nostr.build/77YD.jpg


nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn 🔥


Here you go! 🐶🐾👀
https://v.nostr.build/2L0R.mp4


This note makes my childhood so much better! Thank you 🥲 nostr:note1vsty3uu8r8w8gphp6zxp6amkfu2xp04hqcq8zl64tzegt353h6nqqgtdjp


Interesting. Not for typos. For arguments. Mute button will become edit -off button.


unless you write an essay you either dont care about typos or give zero fucks about them, imagine spending time writing notes and some cunt comes https://i.nostr.build/A8DL.jpg


LOOOOL, FUCK THAT CUNT 😂


https://image.nostr.build/96235f896aad330d2d5a1ab643a39249423e07c1d111b0519cdffebc51f20c78.jpg
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Plebs


Thank you ser


Hahahaha


nft conference influencoors all aboard https://i.nostr.build/PrG8.jpg


Thinking it’s “too late” for you to get into bitcoin is an illusion of the ego.

Sure you didn’t get in at $6 or even $6,000 and others who did are higher status than you. Put that aside. That’s your ego fucking with you.

This isn’t about pride, it’s just about money.

We are still early in bitcoins story.

$66,000 is still cheap believe it or not.

We have 100x left to go at a minimum.

Your ego is not your amigo, it’s trying to keep you from riches.

Do not listen to it.


Well, when you put it that way . . . nostr:note1p7r4v8vz6zaaztss23uas37ykvr4uxwq64vp856ujtq3sml6u8hqqm67q5


This is ART 🤙 nostr:note1l3p57lftdsvdnhnxh0s5dy5j4c4gz4cpcc7kthkhzvcu44q9fcgs8a0lkd


Ohh snap
Thats wrong, but i laughed.
GFY

https://image.nostr.build/efd85fc95828138352172593bd4624a052a0b94bed54cb0fda8c3e5fea321450.jpg


Hahahahaha


Hahahaha good one


Incredible man of few experiences


As we all know, nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 hasn’t experienced a lot of stuff 🫂 but that’s okay, because he has a very long life ahead of him with a very long list of adventures to get started on 💜

Please do add anything you think tanel should do to this list - or anything I might have missed.

It was really wonderful to see how the hashtag started with nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx and @Bit🐳Ish 🫂. Worth having a look at the conversations on the hashtag 💯 rather funny

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IECWqvqAPsjRE0Z5Rt6atbo_ChlSek7KrtkaZcoLBt4/edit?usp=sharing

#tanelhasnt


Roasted so well, it’s 💀 5 months later


Hahahahahahahaha 😂


I like that one 😁


Noh


I wish Ayn Rand wad my real mum:

That fraud collapsed in the 1940’s, in the aftermath of World War II. It is too obvious, too easily demonstrable that fascism and communism are not two opposites, but two rival gangs fighting over the same territory—that both are variants of statism, based on the collectivist principle that man is the rightless slave of the state—that both are socialistic, in theory, in practice, and in the explicit statements of their leaders—that under both systems, the poor are enslaved and the rich are expropriated in favor of a ruling clique—that fascism is not the product of the political “right,” but of the “left”—that the basic issue is not “rich versus poor,” but man versus the state, or: individual rights versus totalitarian government—which means: capitalism versus socialism.

#Quotes
#AynRand


My notes do not require group approval.
They are art.

I said.
What I said.


WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN NOTE


Hahaha


GM Sergio


Fuckin clowns 🤡😂


Your pushups are needed ser 🫡


YES


Confession: I missed my #100pushups yesterday. Probably why Bitcoin dumped so hard. Hope you stacked that dip because I just finished doing them for today 🫡🚀 https://image.nostr.build/2723d3aa96714447cb0e311064cd15456b87f24178be2df322dc957f8340522d.jpg


Im gonna forget again its you 😂


It is right


OK, this looks fuckin cool 🍆 nostr:note1ntjh96gul5nsrqmwmpfmz255zj8r9mwrlzf2m8w6dyh7qtkydlws6h0c0n


Great call


Whoever called zaps  ‘zaps’ for the first time is a marketing genius 🤙


Boobies nostr:note1fznz79hj36s8unnvathpgxy4vf973x4u4v75hnxg63uc4mtxjraqw7wwv5


Fair enough


https://i.nostr.build/l8LP.jpg  nostr:note1qkhnw93qj99xwzeq5gexwj09hsq6j5dlkcjkca0t2naj8kq5rkqs9km9sj


I dont know exactly how this works but seems fun 😂

GM


GM UTXOs


GM INTERNET PEOPLE
#coffee 🌽☀ nostr:note1lqxjzcmvrxdus3r83ly3y6fkc2splpwzknsu8ad4kk0tuh4mlvtqv78ws2


I dont know man, I just had a beautiful chicken liver


He looks so proud 😂 imagine what happens when someone sells ordinals  amaaazing bullshit idea to Trump 💀


Ok 😂


#humble 🌽


nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv THIS TRU!? nostr:note1cdvd5xnjer6j07lh7ff5qk7h4yyhx62v54pm24ka4vg5l0838dlsky6yyj


Yep, boring tho 😂


I even saw 69300 and 69420 for split second I dont lie but it was someone up there winking to me


Add any of your notes with any meme you made to join this competition #meme #memestr nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


I swear I was afraid of that last night 😂 nostr:note1uckrc4wt834pxrufwxgs7p0neht3z5ndreq4mzqqq83hnq28xpuslrwrvg


I would laugh at you forever 🤣


Sweet spot


GM


Basically if someone gets stage time at a Bitcoin Magazine™ conference, consider that a red flag


Cunt 😂


When you party we all happy 🫂


Learn from nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m its okay to make mistake and okayer to tell idiot politician GFY nostr:note1949w6snrqw5g7lqtexnruwsgzefmza29ttggqzga5xfkgd0sv7cs7xnrdy


69420 new ATH for us and 70K to announce to the world we erect again

The +100 cuckbucks new ath is too silly man sorry 😂


https://youtube.com/shorts/2ARbqgYjjbU

💀


autoretard what!? 😂


pancake on pancake on pancake on pancake makes a helluva cake 😂☝🏻


Shara, thats 1/3 a fuckin Bitcoin you wild thing 😂


Obviously 🥞👋🏻


Week 5  (Day 35) still pushing it up 💪

#100aDayTill100k #100pushups #plebchain #Yestr

https://image.nostr.build/987cdd090cd932daf61dfd85e6446740a6f2a92f5d5be9f461683b68124b62e1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1203x1196&blurhash=%7C7O%3BG7G%2CG9%3FZ0%254TELOrtl1Wz%2CBNYPM%5D%3DFWSF1e.O%7E-f%3DoAUn%7Et5i%7DWBjX00CkwE5P%25fOHV%5Dnmb_5%2C9ZW89%40-%3B%2C%3A%25Pv%25VZ%5E%2C%3DZn2g2ib%25iMf%3DMxwZhI%5EE1W9b_sqR%3DwOWG%3FdixghXSrrVEx_wfR5Rqr%5EjDxtrXcGMexDof&x=e350c47feb78f29d7d453ca038dfd0b3399bf17128316be37c3d76c41ebc6a7d


Stacking sats has no ending. I am going to be acquiring and spending #Bitcoin till I’ll die. I hope I don’t need to do #100adaytill100k pushups every fucking day like nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn has to do #DSB spaces so let’s go up ladies and gents 🤙

20-20-20-20-20  DAY 40

#63K
#833320 https://i.nostr.build/mooq.jpg


Get them sats Dave Chappelle 🎙 #69420 nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


I normally burst out laughing when nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 and especially nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 posts something and many of you

But like #penisbutter 🍆🧈 and love, comedy often just happens. So dont force it plebs, fresh noob nostriches need sats too. You will be funny again, probably the following Wednesday Stella nostr:note16ts2l4vhyz60hkx8hl7hwgqwxn5d38canu38q3nnm4zjmhpcqdjq9je7uk


Was it?


This is why there is only one Ronaldo and one Messi 🫂

You winning daily tho.


I could be wrong tho, maybe you find a first funny video I seen like 20 years ago 😂


GFY ☹


69420 and yo ma sings


I am enjoying all the submissions, hope you do too 😂

And I live the on internet like your mom, so if you copied a meme and didn’t make it (write it) I probably seen it and very likely you ain’t winning that way 😛


Not bad 😂


Oh no


Hahaha


Finance bros capitulating as we speak #Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/G0ka.jpg


LFG! goood luck to all the frens participating!


A follow is welcome 🙏

I’m new here 🤓


Congrats 🍾


#NOSTR reports no downtime.
Tick tock, next note ⚡


The more fucked up the funnier it is


No You aren’t 😂


69420 THIS THE DAY

GM #coffee


GM


Not yet no


Gfy very much 🫂 https://i.nostr.build/G0DJ.jpg


GN 🌙


The ATH at home 😒 https://i.nostr.build/ejML.jpg


Shocked , not laughing 😆


I AM SPEECHLESS nostr:note1sd3gn9lr8m43v7fydwzf7hmzldync20a7xtg3jnynjswvd43feqs4txr09


Oh 😄


20-20-20-20-20
#100adaytill100k

Fuck you guys.
I knuckered 😴

Moon 🌙


Oooooh shit


Who’s there?


where is it? #69420 🍆🧂🦪 nostr:note1m6atwp02dv8q3v8j48j5tnf3676sq584sr80990vfcmgywzkw9nq3zg8a5


Some 69420 memes? nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


Can someone suggest some penises.

Tank u


This is my friend right now 😂


Classic 😂


Not bad 😂


Crypto crypto crypto!


Here, you I felt your pain bud 🫂


Wtf how dat still exist 🤣


Not too much time left 👀 nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


WTF 😂


BAN 😂


PENIS nostr:note13dmcl5vdhc7vyy4ur5wl2xe27a3cr2q0uv35a2nj4vqcu08lp93q2atps2


I CAN FEEEL IT


Internet is big bad wolf nostr:note1h32k7y27gl7k4jfsqh30wk22ypv9eahhmzs5w6vutn5c3y5pd7hqn57hf8


YES


In due time…


Haha cute puss 😁


Sometimes, having friends feels overrated 🤙💜
https://video.nostr.build/b200449c998c48b960ac7fe0d7c0c786fcfb83c7455c8f59f1b128fc6e90e69e.mp4


Ecash is not a currency. It's a way to replace custodial ledgers by bearer asset tokens that respect your privacy.

It's a technology with 40 years of research and thousands of peer-reviewed papers.

It always sucked and never cought on because it relied on banks. Now we can build it open-source on Bitcoin.

nostr:nevent1qqszwhc8svklxucm05yssnykxjau7mjsupetj6pd7qywf0p4ypd744cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsygqjelpwck3e5wws97fp7al8q8duzadk9plj9h0sy3a089cxjel3mypsgqqqqqqs8k6v6f


PENIS nostr:note1js4gdhlmatdsqaphmvlcax78ad6emlmpkp0fjpd3mcu9f4qp2pxq0gvttu


share this note if you dare nostr:note1pmj2cucgaw3jcgruv780ar9jhyca2364nn8hcj9l67h50eq20f5s9vu6q4


#YESTR


You can try again 😭


LETS SPICE IT UP AND SHOW THIS BIG BOY A 🚩🐂

ANSWER THIS NOTE WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME LOOOOL. THE FUNNIEST NOTE I SEE HERE WILL GET ZAPPED ⚡ 69420 sats⚡

You have time until
the price hits… $69420 ⏳

GFY


PENIS


Plebs against plan Bs of the world 😂


That’s cute. Im glad wondering if this becomes more annoying than cool 😂


STAYING HUMBLE IS GETTING HARDER LIKE THIS DICK 😂


YES ITS ALREADY TOUGH 😂


Wait, what? 😂


NGU


Yes


https://i.nostr.build/R5Er.jpg  nostr:note17sdrjhmmzz9jtj20hjdl65f2ywluz2tw9km36wsg3zsnzj5jk5aq9ljdkm


Time to hang it up again.
#bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/258066580e31eaa35f66fea93ad343378fa35afaeafdf8c783249752dc18fee8.jpg


For those who didn’t know, Sean Culkin was the first NFL player to take 100% of his salary in bitcoin

Announced it just before the FTX shit iirc. What a legend nostr:note15696cds6kk29fh2etlygc78daurt3kxx2999ue53w4s33h4w4mas58wm3c


🫡 https://i.nostr.build/WmdR.jpg


Holy fuck

$67k bitcoin

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 https://video.nostr.build/dcd2db572d16c7578794ef2e04df9d4feda6af99d1a99668a3fcc1a88c417efb.mp4


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m is that hue ser?


Me rn https://image.nostr.build/e2d2182daecd90a67f181af516aad9f23f8ab2a1480d987d69e0f2cced882898.png


It’s nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc !!!
Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov


BTFP will be extended or replaced imo


Even very sane people are going to lose their minds this cycle.

#BitcoinDerangementSyndrome will become daily occurrence, goldbugs likely the first casualties. https://i.nostr.build/MgRv.jpg


That fuckin guy again


PlanB is going to get a lot of newbs rekt again this cycle


damn... these crazy toxic maxis were right again...
https://i.postimg.cc/MZC06wMN/bart-maxis-were-right.jpg


Eshara will clean your house before she has sex with you kinda girl


I had a dream I was dating this guy, and I went to get some tea in his kitchen. I finish it by the time I get up to his room. He’s in the doorway shirtless and he’s sort of gesturing for me to join him in bed and I’m thinking, yep, it’s about to go down.

I spot a room down the hall with another kitchen and I tell him I just want to do my washing up real quick. So I go to the kitchen and start cleaning the teacup when I notice a women next to me and she’s cleaning and starts thanking me for offering to help her clean the house. I don’t remember doing that but she looks so grateful and I’m just like ‘yeah, of course!’

So I cleaned a house in my dream. Inch by inch. I did not see the shirtless man again.

I think I have parental controls on in my brain sometimes. Bloody PG 13


Definitely my favourite #Bitcoin wallet! And proudly South African too!

nostr:npub1hea99yd4xt5tjx8jmjvpfz2g5v7nurdqw7ydwst0ww6vw520prnq6fg9v2 Sparrow Wallet, super stoked with how this came out!

https://image.nostr.build/9309b42caf180c2661024d3a1456884b167f3f78e8c16265fcbfc3ae91fc21ff.jpg


Cuz one day your shitcoining will get you completely and utterly rekt morons and when that happens you gonna cry for daddy government to save you. Etirium, solonuh or zeromonero, you all fucks gonna ask the government to bail you out, you gonna play “sovereign individual” until you get fucked so badly you will look for your arsehole and then you gonna beg for additional protection from the government cuz you are lazy little bitchez


Shitcoining is a sign of deeply engraved statism nostr:note13vr6un9vpqnn70w3qln5hwv4r0swq5jwrjazmx9gkks2rq8hl99sqwzr7h


This is a perfect pulling technique. You stay here for 2 months nostrich, you gonna get orange piled anyway 😸🤙 nostr:note1awln079ymj20ka8afryhtwngx76386czk498mqzyyt2g65u5pkdqntp4se


TOGETHER WE WIN BROTEHRS


Me and you pleb, stopping the bull from gassing out with our daily pushups.

20-20-20-30-10
#100adaytill100k

#832974
16 sat/vB
1607
https://v.nostr.build/7xql.mp4
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pHb82xtBPfqEg/giphy.gif


Colour me shocked, politician supports anything that will get them votes and funding! How many podcasters were shilling this guy, oh man he gets it, hard money lol

https://m.primal.net/HhGV.mp4


Nope


https://x.com/btcandres/status/1764118583896838425 already did 🤡


He is now going to etirium conference, dont trust this grifter plebs


20-20-20-20-20  DAY 37
#100adaytill100k

https://youtube.com/shorts/BwzRT_dS7Pc


Congrats buddy 🥃


DONT SELL YOUR COIN TO SAYLOR DONT BE A CUCK


As long as ₿itcoin remains decentralized and secure, everything makes it stronger.


Exactly, its your fucking money


“Without music, life would be a mistake.” - Friedrich Nietzsche


Thank you and likewise girl 🤙


Enjoy your weekend freaks, stay safe 🫂


Did my pushups but im done.

🤙
30–30-20-20
#100adaytill100k

https://media2.giphy.com/media/13oAIJjaKPhf3y/giphy.gif


Who isn’t


58K is a force to be reckoned with


I heard that too today. Americans 😂


Very underrated


Damn


Hahahaha


YES
#yestr


Break free from fiat dystopia embrace your true self, scream at the top of your lungs:

Im freeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

#bitcoin did that


Jack speaks my language. Pay the bills you can forward. For whole year, at least. Bills shouldn’t be paid every month. Pay your grandma a visit instead.

#lowtimepref nostr:note170myyayh8twzp44saq65g4gs0c5mes0lh0y9x5ddxa680qzqfnrqjqlv0t


YES
#yestr nostr:note1yfcmn6qm5q8k8qpzffjf32hakddda78ahfhn5mxnghhmyrc9xn8swu0gke


Bitcoin and Nostr make it so easy to  fall in love with life. We’re part of something great and wonderful, and the best is yet to come.

#BeautyofBitcoin https://image.nostr.build/16b419303f2f30338e1b737bc92aeadfa728b28d5960e42f3d75acfc8b14d227.jpg


Cheers


Its somehow more available, in consciousness of people

And that is good


Everyone getting beaver nostr:note1kkyystxwesfmcchlk6sn53uyqmt45cjhe2rpyyvdtkraces8q7ssefdxg9


30-30-20-20
#100adaytill100k

#61K
71 sat/vB
🦫 https://i.nostr.build/G0eA.png https://i.nostr.build/d3wv.jpg https://i.nostr.build/OK4j.jpg


REJOICE 🫂


This young boy is a legend in this park

https://image.nostr.build/136fba034c8402dbbcb39fa334f4c61b2674d458227feff8355b278cacc224d4.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/91ac240a64c3ee662e97100e987b2a3fd8b82f8a66f1864176981a3334085635.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/9ed9c984e23e97d90bbd8908ceb7888468ff57b55ecc08cd719c41971345dd2f.jpg

#photography #photostr #artstr #plebs #plebchain


The video shows last 2+ years
Now its time for DCA while looking at green dildos on the screen instead of lower prices all the time

https://media4.giphy.com/media/9Y6n9TR7U07ew/giphy.gif


YOU ALL HAVE IT WRONG. BULL MARKETS ARE THE WORST TIME TO GET GIRLFRIENDS.

YOU WANT A REAL RIDE OR DIE LADY? SHE FINDS YOU IN THE BEAR.


good things come to those who wait
https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_48db64d98195c106714efe1ef57c8a92f3018b8ea3a8912bca0ff60a7935c001.mp4


Gm☀


Gm ☕☀


NOW. #ATLANTIS
https://image.nostr.build/12c9aca8180583b494db82f7b5ef4cb9b081b8be3886435bd7801c48adc62dc1.jpg


https://youtu.be/pV4cYQpJPr0 nostr:note15yyt9qze8sutwl2pudsj9snk7ux9fgzjryrpgere4upeds3t6zwqtcw3uz


MORE THAN 2 YEARS WAITING FOR DAYS LIKE THIS PATIENCE IS REWARDED SIP IT PLEB ☕


Gm


Calm before the storm. #atlantis
https://image.nostr.build/a6fbbd19c4dd9b6aba2060889b9d2f10214733f341272452d70024223d4c4641.jpg


GM GIGI ☀


GM #coffee ☀ https://i.nostr.build/VaaJ.jpg


3 at least


Saturday I will have some 😋


https://stacker.news/items/442313
#BITCOIN WANTS YOU 🍆


BULLION 🥘
#artstr

🤪 https://i.nostr.build/Zj7P.jpg


In progress…
#832443 🥘 https://i.nostr.build/r7na.jpg


You should do them planks they good for the core!


#tanelhasnt


Yes


Hahahahahaha


Screw you taxpayer!

https://m.primal.net/HfzG.mp4


A 3 DAYS FAST IS NEARING THE END NOW THE SMELL OF COOKING BULLION AND GRILLED MEAT IS EVERYWHERE MAKES ME VERY VERY EXCITED 🥘


I know 😂


I appreciate 🫡 nostr:note1dxhyvx2x6y36nrexld233yzcz9yfvhjrk4u2z7jg3sxu8g09ezgqdkcfes


GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TRADING I NEED TO COMPLETE MORE PUSH UPS #no100Kyetpls

THANK YOU


God thank Satoshi for #Bitcoin. I never cared less about politics.


58K became self aware I think 😂


#58kGANG 🤝 WE’RE BACK HOME AGAIN BOYS
https://v.nostr.build/r78B.mp4


Hahahaha


Yes 🤝


Doing ok. How are you bud?


We didn’t cross 60k yet, quit that website 😂


Moscow time is: 1689


GM ENJOY LOOKS FAB 🤤☕🧈


I would like to thank every last one of you you bad motherfuckers who HODL’d! We are here bcuz of you, you rode this train like a psychopath through all the fud and psyops. You set the floor, its you who kept it alive so more people can hop on now and live free and look to the future with hope. You give this beautiful tech value, its nothing without your confidence plebs, THANK YOU 🙏🏻

40-20-40 #100adaytill100k  DAY 34

#59K  #832393
1689 https://i.nostr.build/Va8Q.jpg


GM LFG!!!! 🌽🍆🫂


GM Robert 🫂


Gm mate 🫂


GM FISHBATHS 🫂🍆🌽


They seem to have those naturally


GM MOTHERFUCKER 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 nostr:note1cnasjuv6mtax6jpltc5p4rxvuh04u7n5394nxmz60pa9emj8g34s4ny2ze


WE JUST BROKE #58K

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Qvm2704d1Dqus/giphy.gif


Hola!


Fantastic, I love these stories!


I bought bitcoin for the first time right before it tanked pretty significantly. Thankfully, it would take me several months to figure out how to sell it, but by that time, I had learned enough to know better 🤣 #plebchain #grownostr


This is why I always pick laser eyed gfs I knew I was doing something right 😂
Everyone’s happy with laser eyes


Comes at you fast 🤝


FUCK NOT AGAIN 😩


YOU CONTROL YOUR OWN NOSTR FEED, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE, MUTE THAT PERSON AND MOVE ON!

THERES NO ALGORITHM TO CODDLE YOUR FEELINGS!


Wait, they weren’t only… figment of my imagination…? Like, they do… exist? Oh, my god…


Apps should reflect the wear and tear of their use to bring more awareness to the human cost of a tap. More use in a day, more worn and degraded. Each app icon resets at the end of the day. https://image.nostr.build/a3f51080b6985c0168c111f186e91e165721178509183622eee1917471e06477.jpg


Interesting


GN 🌽


Beautiful


Hello from the future in the jungle where social media apps have become #bitcoin wallets

Meet Elianora!
 nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg nostr:npub14f26g7dddy6dpltc70da3pg4e5w2p4apzzqjuugnsr2ema6e3y6s2xv7lu

https://m.primal.net/HfbK.mp4


"That's my quant. My quantitative. Notice anything about him? His name is Satoshi. Yes, I'm sure of the math."

https://m.primal.net/HfiE.jpg


Oh god that looks good 🤤


Being a Bitcoiner be like, you're one of the wealthiest people you know, but you're also broke.


🤣 ONLY YOU STELLA


Hello Keith 🤙


Hi, I’m Keith. I moved to the woods with my wife and dog to grow my own food and be left alone.


Talk to people


hi, just got on the platform, what should i check out ?


Follow everyone and have fun 🫂
Here, we dont give a shit 🤙


Hahahaha


You do 😂😂😂🫂


What up, I’m Noshole and I love chaos.


Hello, Tetsu here! I like Bitcoin 🍆 and tiddies. I also like a good book and a glass of whisky every now and then. Oh, and I luuuuuv #butter 🧈

Stay weird cunts 🤙


Hi 👋 from London, fiat mine daytimes create content night-times


Hey Sleepy jared/pukka over here. Been here for more than a year and looking for laughs and frens. I like learning and sharing and shit posting 🤣 I’m a bitcoiner and fully invested. I’m here to listen, learn and laugh! 🤙🏼💜🫂


Hello Inarkas 🤙


Inarkas — bitcoiner, family man, and business owner. Background in law and commercial real estate. Currently nomadic but thinking of moving to Nashville.


HAHAHAHA OH WE GOIN HIIIIIIIIIGH


PENIS 🤝 VAGENE


OH BABY ITS COMING… #58KGang


One day Roya you will bring the dresses to defeat the army of jeans and make the world the better place again and all will be well


I dont think Im wrong here 😂


I used RBF before


He wouldn’t stay quiet too much of a narcissist


Wut?


Fuck off, I had transactions to make 😤 I will still make them, but GFY


Damn, fees are back up https://image.nostr.build/bbc01c83ed9b8419a05b1bb2eaaafed4ae405de21c76b351114c962af9ff6039.jpg


RFKJ is what Bernie was to Trump last time. Also not mainstream candidate and also kind of cool. I think millennials like RFKJ more than zoomers. He seemed sane to me, until another war started and here we go again


This wouldn’t be any indication, as apart from some of Trump’s spicy one liners 😂 his policies are mostly centrist policies from 15 years ago.

Although I met many zoomers who are extremely tired of political correctness and in friends circles dont hold back. Many know how to navigate in pc spaces like offices very well.

When it comes to politics I think zoomers are more sane than millennials. Maybe the push to the left made zoomers hate the extreme political correctness and rebel against it.


IAM THANKFUL FOR CORN AND TIDDIES


GN


say the truth
and set yourself free
but only if you are ready
for pain
betrayals
and punishments
that are coming
for allowing yourself
to live in lies
for so long


LOL


Mood

https://i.nostr.build/3lwn.jpg


Extremely careful. We don’t have another chance, to do #Bitcoin all over again. If we fuck it, that’s it. It’s over. Back to slavery under fiat again.


There is also a time dimension.

It's not good to have private interests pushing their preferred option for getting a competitive advantage before either implementation is actually needed.

I don't know what I'm talking about (yet, but I'm learning) but it seems obvious we need to be very careful.


When it comes to Bitcoin I think the safe approach for is opposite to NIPs. We dont look for innovation for innovation sake. For that there is millions of coins. I dont want to see innovation on Bitcoin. I want security and scaling solutions to be slowly implemented, after we know things like drivechains cannot be implemented. Taproot isn’t fully explored yet. We should implement #CTV, its simple. Then what we need #opcat for, that we cannot live without right now?


When LaserEye Emoji?


Drivechainers think otherwise https://i.nostr.build/yr5e.jpg


VERY CLEAR


I converted more fiat to BTC just now.
Still stacking.  Signal is so strong that there is very little noise.
Never been a better time to buy BTC.


I see one clear risk: it will enable Drivechains. My stance is the same as before: anything that adds unnecessary complexity and unnecessary risks is a No for me. Bitcoin is not a silly project for me. Bitcoin is very important to me, its beneficial to my family’s future. Im not gonna play with it, just so some retard can make more shitcoins.

I was oppose to #CTV in the past. But I didn’t understand it. Im not oppose to it anymore. I see how adding it will be beneficial to lightning and scaling of #Bitcoin.


YES


GM FREN 🌽


GM 🌽


This was a good talk and explanation of benefits and risks of #CTV (check template verify) and #OpCat
#Bitcoin 👾
https://youtu.be/seOK8CujQQI


Im past the kebab symbol


GM MATE 🤙


GM 🥲


PABLO YOU ARE APPRECIATED WHOLEHEARTEDLY 🫂


We doin it now 😂


Thank you ser 🙏🏻


GM ROBERT


GM RYAN


Fasting now for 39 hours. During fasting I realize how much of my happiness is connected to eating. Thinking about going to cinema without snacks feels somehow worse. With every fast my mind seems to adjust, a bit. Brain pathways are very strong tho, they kick the door open, Hello motherfucker its meeee 🧠

40-20-10-30  DAY 33
#100adaytill100k

#57K
30 sat/vB

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3Adp8Hdv95PrW2NKIt/giphy.gif


Hahahaha 🫂


Jeff Bezos blocked me on Instagram lol


GN 🫂


GM MUH BULLS 🌤🍆 https://i.nostr.build/j4yq.jpg


GM FELLOW BULLS 😎


Meanwhile, outside of the fiat clown world:

#Ethiopia To Become The First African Country To Start #BitcoinMining.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2024/02/21/ethiopia-to-become-the-first-african-country-to-start-bitcoin-mining/


Three letter agencies and the governmental mouthpiece NY Times doing were interesting things right now… How is this article out? Some big moves happening in USA.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/cia-built-12-secret-spy-bases-ukraine-waged-shadow-war-last-decade-bombshell-nyt

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/25/world/europe/cia-ukraine-intelligence-russia-war.html


Champ https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3q30Ccpo7ANqWo1O/giphy.gif


https://media0.giphy.com/media/cEYFeDAevcz2dfWMixW/giphy.gif 👀


They locked him in an random Austrian basement and erase his memory


Hahahahhahahahhhaha I LUV NOSTR 🤣


I'm sending wine to Adam Curry today.
This world is wild 🧡🍷


LFG 🥊


Corn 🌽 woke up and chose violence today 👀


Gm Robert 🫂


You can do more, but good you started! 🫂


Just a bit of sunshine in the morning makes such a huge difference ☀
#grateful

40-20-20-20  DAY 32
#100adaytill100k

#832097
17 sat/vB
https://media4.giphy.com/media/paMdZlRXlc96o/giphy.gif


Hello Luke 🤙


"Ford Would Replace Gold With Energy Currency and Stop Wars"

New York Tribune - December 4th, 1921
https://i.nostr.build/6Q2R.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/BMGe.jpg


2k ppl using unleashed.chat now, I think there is a market for real-open-ai

And we haven't even started productizing beyond chat bot or added fiat option.

🤯🤖


8 sat/vB
               👀


The peaceful time never last. Dive and swim in the deep when you can 🫂

20-30-20-30
#100adaytill100k  DAY 31

#831995  #51K still
14 sat/vB
https://media3.giphy.com/media/NU9hqIw9vN0fm/giphy.gif


why do i get weird stares every time i wear a dress in the day time?

can i pls be a feminine woman without being looked at like i’m crazy?


I signed up for Damus purple and my penis grew 1 inch.  🙏


20-30-10-20-20 🤙
#100adaytill100k


20-30-30-20 #100adaytill100k

https://media4.giphy.com/media/e2nYWcTk0s8TK/giphy.gif


Bidding for block space https://video.nostr.build/21a90ac90823eda5a85ae18ff2876e195cd4fcabecf41343ba4fa15b0c2fe812.mp4


#YESTR


GN GIGI


Doubt 2 Over


Heard this guy years ago. Seems like he still does good stuff 😊 #music #chillout #footstr

https://youtu.be/5eWMYzspXfo


GNX2 🌙🌙


LOL nostr:note1cflrljcfuwfrt4y0vdn67wmtxcg3u708vt8nuej7s9r0rpy8k2usj8fjjq


You got my attention!


You can solve this #nostr I believe in your understanding of economy and freaks you know we fucking waaaaant thiiiiiiiis we got saaaaaaaats fat saaaaaats on the table! Get to work mate get to wooooooork nostr:note1l6tsnfrms2nyhz45excg8gq66hjrv62ra7xl8g2h97wgng35ercql20gu3


There is two animals in you:

#TEXTONLY CLIENT

#TIKTOKCLIENT

These are two different people but you are a freak. You are me 🫂⚡


Cheers!


has anybody made any design drafts for a nostr tiktok client?


LOL


#FOREVEREVER 👑
#legend status is waiting for you dev nostr:note1yt0qfpneqrpgzma76h9drjnz0nlg0uuv092e9dylevrsw6h5mr0svwvn0u


1. EVERYHUAN DOESNT KNOW BUT SECRETLY WANTS #NOSTR UNCENSORED TIKTOK CLIENT

2. EVERYHUAN AND THEIR NOSTR CRASH WANT #TEXTONLY nostr client

if you deliver, you will de rewarded in a lot or PENIS 🍆
and
         LEGENDARY STATUS
    forever and ever
        forever ever forever ever?!
       notes are forever
                              bitch


YES 🥲


#TEXTONLY BEAUTIFUL NOSTR DESIGN IS STILL MY WET DREAM CLIENT 💦🍆 nostr:note17s0pgrxhhwrw4wj9qll73c6d3xvtv2kdvc9x95ncehx5ac5wxgls2dhpkk


If we went to Text Only Email there would be world peace within two weeks.

Kill HTML emails with fire.


ALL MOMS ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS
#metamom 🌎


HAHAHA fair enough enough 😂


WE ARE DONT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED 🤝


3D PRINT THIS EMOJI ITS GONNA KEEP YOU COMPANY AND CAN BE TAKEN TO CINEMA, ALSO ITS BITCOIN FRIENDLY:

(cannot be introduced to mama tho…
but wont cheat on you
or make you cry
surely underrated:)

🍆


Why you talking about it? 😂


Do I want to click that link?


ONLY HUGS


I have no words just hugs for you right now come here 🫂


#FIXTHEFILTERS LOOOOOOOOL
#mempool 💀


Yes


I have so much more respect for engineering solutions that can exist within current limitations. Push the boundaries before opening them up, and I think we still have PLENTY of maximizing to do within current limitations.


GN FREAKS 🌙


HAHA SO THERE’S TWO OF US 🤠


#poetry


ESHARA IN A VERY PENIS SETTING TODAY 🍆  LOWKEY #DATESTR NOTE

(🤫 #undatable )


PENIS


WHEN GFS SER


WHEN HOOVERBOARDS


BITCOIN IS #51K AND FEES AND TINY COMPARINGLY BULLISH AF ON #CORN 🌽 AND FUTURE FOR PSYCHOPATHS WHO LUV FREEDOM


I AM BULLISH ON #CASHU 🥜
AND nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg
FUTURE IDEAS 👾


BASED


LET'S MAKE NOSTR THE PLACE WHERE THE FIRST REPSONSE TO "NEWS" IS TO QUESTION IT

SLAVE TECH ALGOS CONTROL THE MASSES BY THE PACE OF SHARING HYPERBOLIC INFO AS IF IT IS SETTLED FACTS

NOSTR NEEDS TO BE THE PLACE WHERE PSYOPS GO TO DIE

DO NOT HAVE IMMEDIATE EMOTIONAL RESPONSES TO "STORIES" THAT COME FROM SLAVE TECH

QUESTION EVERYTHING, CONCLUDE SLOWLY


BASED AF 🔥


Lfg!!!!


40-30-30  DAY 29
#100adaytill100k  I can see the light ⛅

#51K
27 sat/vB
#831552

https://media2.giphy.com/media/dJoJCypWihblC/giphy.gif


Cool day


Luv it!


20-20-30-30
#100adaytill100k

heart beats like a drum lfg! 🥁

https://media0.giphy.com/media/M4dCiDDJbGDd4ZTBQ8/giphy.gif


🚨 My spook detector is 99% sure this isn't a normal Lightning node

https://void.cat/d/QDMPL742Fs6DTia18jzzFy.webp

 https://lqwdtech.com/


The state of BT nowadays 🤦🏻♂


20-30-20-20-10
#100adaytill100k
Remember your childhood friends

https://media4.giphy.com/media/UrbnbuU24p1zgyDMUH/giphy.gif

#52K  #831321


On the British Airways flight from LA to London yesterday, they wanted everyone to board via biometric ID. I asked if I could opt out, and the guy at the desk said, “No, it’s required.” I said, “I’m not comfortable giving my biometric ID to companies which get hacked all the time.” He said “It’s the US government that gets the data.” I told him that was even worse, and he said I could talk to his supervisor.

Supervisor said, yeah, just show your boarding pass over on the side. So I (and my family) did.

Always ask. Always opt out.


Gm


Gm Tommy ☕⛅


GM 🫂


Morning 🫂


Found on #9gag #meme https://image.nostr.build/0f079a7e2c6c15b075e251b561ad0c163fae01de76d19fce5850e97f6abad52f.jpg


Peaceful life


Sipping a cup of coffee while topping up Mullvad over LN, yet surrounded by elder people who are hangouting out ( no phones ) and drinking tea:)

It's like I'm living in the past, yet I'm also living in the future. 👀⚡


Yes


GM ☕⛅


Most important thing happening on the planet right now

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1759858667053076970


Hahahahahaha


Thats a helluva fresh dump


One purple one orange


Oof


20-30-30-20
#100adaytill100k

#52K  #831175
12 sat/vB
https://media4.giphy.com/media/8UYMQ5MCmuqXu/giphy.gif


New psyop who dis nostr:note1hdc7d8lpe25s0eyex7lwqelts4249scm7rx4lnmypplvh65zajhqkjz8am


CuckCoin

Buy your own and don’t be a cuck. nostr:note1xdp58rkjrjl738dddf4da8njvzp645d2g0acnlywudzmr9za49xqa22044


Over my dead body


The people who are already giving up on the idea that we can protect #Bitcoin from capture because BlackRock got here like 30 seconds ago, need to pull their fucking panties up.

I’m sure it’s going to be a fight and we don’t need your pathetic whiney ass when that day comes. I’ll fight for it. Join me or piss off and sell everything now. We don’t want you if a fucking paper ETF is what makes you throw in the towel.

Get that fiat brain shit outta here. nostr:note12r7n9d48pxwp0fesdmst79yd7gdn6qffyvrw8jcpe0533tndnq4qdv6j38


Education and parenting


Majority of our problems because of just that


so many men are little bitches these days holy fuck


IT WILL ⚡


99k to go bro


Your post will be zapped


This Post will be zapped 100k sats


No no here ☝🏻😌


My body probably screwed up


He will shit trust me


I remember those days! He had a tough flight and at some point the machine went to highest setting and he needed to overcome all that additional gravity force to stop hanging upside down


20-20-20-20-20
#100adaytill100k still here

https://media3.giphy.com/media/1334O1WETb3sIM/giphy.gif


Its for the fighter to feel the music and get in the zone or relax. The rest is taking care of him.

Meanwhile Zuck:


Lmaaaao


Https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov shitcoiners


https://pears.com nostr:note1htevjr96qssundl5lkzgv0xx3n5z2p7sha6anuswca5zc6dw0nzs9gx6nf


If you love torrents, you cannot wait for apps on pear runtime 🍐🧡🍐


🍐🍐

https://fountain.fm/episode/HbdmX6XJsPScS45CFPlJ

We gonna see wild things with this. Try keet if you dont use it yet.
https://keet.io


Very Penis nostr:note1ye36823lps3vpdp7zc73394gswcxu3yfpyd4wfec5zl8f3s74ueq83ugw7


What a time it was 🥲


India banning Proton Mail is why we are here


Nom nom nom nom nom


Beware! All social media companies do this. 🤮
https://video.nostr.build/b699cf64a5c80e39394715d5390a0e95275276bfc86c011bc744280b0da1875e.mp4


Poor tasty bastard


Been better, but at least we still alive, everyone who’s reading it. Im thankful for that. And tomorrow the sun will rise, we can make much of it, whoever tries can 🤙


#bitcoin #tucker #carlson #satoshi #raistone #rai https://image.nostr.build/ee0ddeb1dae8f87d2612eda7c004c4545baf7828319b7cd6058c4173cfb6b9e9.jpg


It someone explains #nostr to Kanye he’s gonna come https://i.nostr.build/Q3AK.jpg


👀 nostr:note1h9tx8npjw3qxkxkwf5fw8vehsdlz5vqaj4qa9k9w8zlt46snj9zsyd66ge


He likes to sip from both worlds. He likes money printer but then complains about censorship, tough shit Rocketboy!


Oh I like this!


Lovely video, Luke has a good heart


Random videos from 10+ years ago.
https://m.primal.net/HdMx.mp4


They pathetic and ridiculous and should be treated as. I got same mail. Not going back there.


Thanks iefan!


Congrats 🎈


Well done man 🤝


Today we go early with the pushups. Hug your loved ones frens. Enjoy this weekend #coffee

20-20-20-20-20  DAY 23
#100adaytill100k

https://media0.giphy.com/media/9oBeTpXHYsJ6o/giphy.gif

#51K  #830839


Wow


https://m.primal.net/HdMW.png nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg nostr:npub1mhcr4j594hsrnen594d7700n2t03n8gdx83zhxzculk6sh9nhwlq7uc226 Cashu ecash token printed on paper with a scatch-off sticker. It works! Thanks! 🥰


Can you explain?


If you don't follow my music account already, I have one question for you—why not? 🫂🤙 nostr:note1aucrqus3j3asz7zl2m7tk399adrja2pt6a2zesmvpmfqtyn8xp0qn92062


I like big fees and I cannot lie 🎶
She sang


I am a Husband, Father, Son, Christian, and Physician.  I use bitcoin to opt out of a corrupt, deadly, inhumane system of money.  I use it to protect my wife and children.

I am a bitcoiner. nostr:note1f22gdj9sslnergyr5fzm7zdt5lc9hvru3202as2mpy9d029fp0fqelf0sk


30-20-30-20 #100adaytill100k

https://media0.giphy.com/media/H9510eCzlAkdW/giphy.gif


IF YOU ARE READING THIS I APPRECIATE YOU.

WE ARE THE FEW. TOGETHER WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER.

ONWARD 🫡


"The nearer a man comes to a calm mind, the closer he is to strength.”

— Marcus Aurelius


That sounds pretty cool. I was thinking yesterday if dms could help. Im gonna try it out. Thanks 🤙


No idea


No


nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f can we do marketplace on nostr where my data as a customer is encrypted and its not possible for random people to see a note of my exact purchases, address and amounts?


I do


Yeaaah


It’s irrelevant


True


Understandable


30-20-30-20  #100adaytill100k
#52K  #830580

ready for the weekend 🌽🍺

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Vj1SPs9Kgg36HtDbFe/giphy.gif


We give this shit value 🤝


#Bitcoin


macro #influencoors the number 1 bullshiters nostr:note1slh44ckw0le4hlc6nq9ur8zmhm5jrgthns6hafw4npqv2ugurqyscj4uqf


#European human #rights #court says no to weakened/backdoored #encryption
https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/15/echr_backdoor_encryption/


Nostr is a giant shit show.  The fact that our software interoperates at all is a miracle and probably just a temporary anomaly. Given enough time, the relentless breaking changes being made to published NIPs will eventually break everything.

Linux succeeded because "WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE". For nostr to succeed, changes must "NOT BREAK EXISTING IMPLEMENTATIONS". There shouldn't be any exceptions to that EVEN IF THE IMPLEMENTATION WAS NON-COMPLIANT.

Pay close attention to Linus right here:

  > Are you saying that pulseaudio is entering on some weird loop if the
  > returned value is not -EINVAL? That seems a bug at pulseaudio.

  Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  It's a bug alright - in the kernel. How long have you been a
  maintainer? And you *still* haven't learnt the first rule of kernel
  maintenance?

  If a change results in user programs breaking, it's a bug in the
  kernel. We never EVER blame the user programs. How hard can this be to
  understand?

Linus doesn't want to break pulseaudio EVEN THOUGH pulseaudio was doing the wrong thing.

It seems like every week I find a NIP that I've coded for has changed. This last week I think it happened three times already. Sometimes it's a small change and I quickly update my code. But I can't read all the PRs, and I'm afraid dozens of small changes have slipped past my notice. Gossip is probably now incompatible with multiple other implementations which happen to have implemented different versions of the same NIPs (some older, some newer).

Even if we didn't have any breaking changes, the simple fact that different software implements different optional NIPs itself presents to end users like broken software. Why does it work in Damus but not Amethyst? Why does it work in Amethyst but not Coracle? That is an even harder problem to solve.

But let's at least solve the easier problem and stop changing NIPs.  If you don't like a NIP make a new one, don't break the current one. Even if you think the current one sucks balls and should have never happened. Even if you think there aren't many implementations out there.


Thank you for your work 🫡


lfg


30-30-20-20 ⚡ #100adaytill100k

#51K 🌽  #830478  41 sat/vB

https://media4.giphy.com/media/xTcnSNxfOFmfCCUTPG/giphy.gif


Pokes Mark: Sup 🍆 nostr:note19q5uj2fp7dfzshsyjvvjuvwvuzxelt0dy067u0xjk5sp3mu67hqqung3pt


https://image.nostr.build/5c5a48b3a7313e837d610dfd76e0b4c1099196326f8b1e6778e31914e3e831e6.jpg

#meme #memestr #nostrmemes #memes 830,462 🤙💜


If thats iphone, you will still get the alerts


YES 😂


🤣 as mentioned, COPA day 8 is pure comedy.
 https://image.nostr.build/6069cf5615614fe4586c1f11cc4a14e3bbed5c563e2087aa575f88f52ed1edce.png


Massive


We have crossed the original #moscowtime of 19:52 🫨


#bankingbad


Article from 13.02.24
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/banken-ezb-pleiten-1.6356195

Translation:

Europe learned the big lesson from the global financial crisis in 2008 that the major banks here must be centrally supervised. And in the event that they do gamble, the institutions should write a “will” in which they explain how the authorities can then handle them quietly and without prosecuting the taxpayer. The chairwoman of the ECB Banking Supervision, Claudia Buch, and the head of the European Banking Resolution Authority SRB, Dominique Laboureix, were on stage together in Brussels on Tuesday to open the next chapter. "The international banking sector faces new risks," Laboreix said, pointing to cybercriminals attacking banking systems and social media through which rumors and targeted misinformation about the state of banks spread quickly. “Banks need to take these reputational risks even more seriously and tell the truth at the right moment,” said Laboureix, who has led the SRB since last year.

Claudia Buch has been in charge of ECB banking supervision since the beginning of the year. She gave her first major speech in this role on Monday evening in Brussels, followed by the panel discussion on Tuesday. "There is a lot of uncertainty. We don't know which event can lead to a banking crisis and with what probability. That's why we work with scenarios," said Buch, referring to what has been achieved. "It's easy to forget what it was like in 2008, when there was no common supervision, no resolution tools, and when the state had to save banks with citizens' money."

The fact that taxpayers had to bail out bankers caused great social anger in Europe in 2008/2009. Once again it has been shown that banks pocket their profits and socialize their losses as soon as the amounts are large enough to destabilize the entire financial system.

That's why the EU decided at the time: A common European supervisory and resolution regime should make the financial system more stable, especially by standardizing the rules. The banking union was born based on the experience of the financial crisis, which was triggered by bad bank loans and the bankruptcy of the US investment bank Lehman Brothers. This shouldn't happen again. Capital rules have been tightened over the past 16 years. The banks now have to set aside significantly more money as a loss buffer.

Although monitoring credit risks is still part of the core business of supervisory authorities, new dangers are emerging. Keyword: geopolitical risks. "The bankruptcy of the Russian Sberbank happened due to the sanctions policy against Russia. This could not have been predicted, but the resolution worked well," said Laboureix, who presented a new strategy for the SRB on Tuesday. "We will now review the banks' resolution plans every year. The banks, as strange as it sounds, have to prepare for their death. And we as an institution must also be prepared to quietly wind down the banks in an emergency," said the head of the European Banking Resolution Authority . "I want to reassure the public that we are doing everything we can to maintain financial stability without burdening taxpayers," Laboreix said. The SRB and the ECB would intensify their cooperation.

In her speech on Monday evening, ECB banking supervisory chief Buch warned the banking sector of economic, climate and geopolitical risks. Interest rates and energy prices have already risen, growth forecasts have been lowered, climate-related risks are becoming increasingly visible and the number of cyber attacks has increased. She also referred to the increasing digitalization of the banking sector. This could result in deposits being withdrawn from accounts much more quickly than before when banks come under pressure.

She referred to the regional banking crisis in the USA. In the spring of 2023, some US regional banks recorded cash outflows worth billions within hours. The bank run accelerated through social media, where distrust of the banks was stoked. The Silicon Valley Bank and several other US financial institutions collapsed as a result. These new risks are currently not sufficiently taken into account in the risk management processes of financial institutions, said Buch. “Banks’ decisions could therefore be based on incorrect or incomplete information.”


Incoming


GM 🌽


LOL


Mmmm tears so salty


So switch to usd too 😂
Its all dirty fiat anyway


I cannot go back and forth between currencies its too confusing and time wasting for me. I only talk about Bitcoin price in USD.


#51K
#830399 https://i.nostr.build/Jg2P.jpg


gm, be kind to your nocoiner friends 😂🌽🫂 nostr:note1yegat2ydzghnxrurkqahagk3znwxwwjskmu0dlmrtaw7wpfawheqjawve6


You’re welcome


NOSTR = ZAPS ⚡ Get on with the culture.


REKT


I need more Bitcoin


Dankula 👑


Get apron, cut out nips. Win win


Think of a backup. Could be something unconventional.


Guy was talking about Bitcoiners before there were Bitcoiners.
https://image.nostr.build/6e6a1294340bfb802e9b3c11a08b8a095481415456de45cf21b693de9d825b4d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=600x601&blurhash=%7CJEL%5DZt7s4R*R%25NG9bWBNF%7EUs%3AM%7CWCxuWBRjofRkxkt7E9j%5Bxuf5xnofRkt9RkW9fia%7EfkxbR*M%7BNNWBj%3Aj%5Djrj%5Bb0WBNGS0ayM%7Dt6oft6axj%40ogM%7CofRjodt7a%23R*WB%252k9j%40WEWCt6R*Rkj%5DxaM_WBxuWCaza%7BWBoft7&x=53a67d54f400cfbc67ce8012ede60525c384c2fa745909b368752ee079ed38b8


It was nostr:npub17at6qtxc4lfg7sz4cmhn4cq4r86u285gyz8l43wa8tvwhgytrt8q2yy2de


Scary shit 😂


Its truuu 😂


Is that another one of yours nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 😂


Support the memers. They deliver what we know about #Bitcoin and #NOSTR to the normie land. You speak like that guy with the whiteboard. Memers translate it to human speak.

GFY


soooo good


Naps are great


A beautiful journey, to go in with all of you fucks, with all the tarded plebs and nostriches… with Family 🫂 nostr:note1sjpuuse024wmmr0cmwnlwj3huf9ptt42jwvmdgmrejtedds9yuxqxu5mmg


30-20-20-30 #100adaytill100k

#49K 🌽
#830328
#dogstr
https://media4.giphy.com/media/9rjTSraURqKPmL2Dgt/giphy.gif


Good job


Celsius made me a maxi, i lost +1million sats chasing a yield that was fake. A cheap lesson, but painful either way.


The secrets of romance right here:
2 curious monkeys to make it work 😂


We are pretty lazy monkeys. Only some stay curious. You need two curious monkeys to sustain it. Curious enough of each other. And working on the whole romance shebang 💃🕺


Yes


Could be also bored of conversations and all the daily routine and it spills to boring bed activities


Sex with their woman


Could be also bored


After almost 4+ years, 487 comments from 19 reviewers...

the spec proposal for adding v2 opens (aka dual-funding) to lightning is officially merged as spec in LN!!

huge thanks to Bastien Teinturier, Rusty Russell, Dustin Dettmer,
 Matt Morehouse and countless others for their review and input on the spec.

doing spec work is a really long process, that requires so much work and input from lots of different stakeholders. it's probably the hardest type of work a programmer can do, and i'm so so thrilled that we got this over the finish line!

what's next?  splicing and liquidity ads!

https://github.com/lightning/bolts/pull/851


and retarded. Win win


WHY TO BE NOSTR ONLY

nostr:note1d78e93x5k7z0emk4y8hlrmrfjq346e0ltnlp4jy0e3tpvyrp770qunzu9n


🫡 https://image.nostr.build/00926f61d1810aa9775cdbbdd73b8eaed626de021dab426ec07bf774681e880e.jpg


Same here


you’re good here 🫂


Elon is a clown. I got suspended for saying that anyone who is buying the bitcoin ETF is retarded.


Nobody talks about his drip. The casual yet clinical motherfucker


#69STR nostr:note1xq8tzxktg55lmss7jjxp8l4ek2wgr03nv3eazhqpsgththwqwnhqr9af0j


King shit 👑


Double mark them to be sure


TO THE TRADFI DOOM AND GLOOM MACRO INGLUENCOORS STFU BITCH 🤫

A FUCKIN CHIHUAHUA CALLED THIS YOU DIDNT STFU ALL OF YOU RETARDS WERE SELLING US A FINANCIAL CRISIS FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS

YOU DONT KNOW ANY MORE THAN THAT FUCKING TAROT CRYPTO WITCH

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BE HUMBLE BITCH

they all gonna do 180 now 😂😂😂
                                                 🖕🏻🖕🏻


It was one evening for me


I am not having the same argument twice, GFY 😂


This is the way 🫡 nostr:note19cu75lvewln47tnhtygndwgtvql9vmk2sdr0m0vrx70peegdfsxs2deaxa


Also a 4 year subscription model gives a buyer ability of planning purchases in bull market.

For merchant, get creative. Give bigger discount during bull markets. Make video promos during bulls, as your Bitcoin customers will be more willing to spend on good long lasting services when sats are high. nostr:note1hc0hgyrlqp9vdcmld6cywen49w2xxxjtwfz5shj7ku8nl7q4tjrqunlmd0


Exaaactly. There is so many things in life to think about. I dont wanna think how much Im gonna have to pay for a fucking relay, streaming, VPN or a wine subscription 😂

DO NOT BUY WINE SUBSCRIPTION FRIENDS 🤪


Let me pay one halving cycle payment for 4 years of your service. Give me discount, I’ll give you security 🤝

It should be a thing.
#lowtimepref nostr:note1hcptm230t58v0tcud0lzmf33pfjtyljzntyz2aqeszx85uxrq5gsatf8x2


I would love halving cycle subscriptions. Would make planning expenses even easier 👌🏻


I HATE RECURRING PAYMENTS WITH PASSION.

FUCK MONTHLY BILLS, FEELS LIKE ANOTHER TAX.

Its good have a recurring option, but let people pay upfront, give me discount too. You have a customer.

#fiaThings nostr:note10c88rp7v2kwgtqdfcrzm0upgy2f2xudn89gf5s73njdqeagwl4qq2y3n9p


If I see good feature I buy it for few years. It’s cheaper, devs get some sats and best for me. Fuck your recurring payments, nothing more annoying than having to remember and counting monthly expenses. If you want my sats, let me pay upfront. I save some sats, I pay and NEVER have to think about it again.


nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m why is cash app randomly closing accounts? I didn’t do anything wrong. https://image.nostr.build/a55baa698d670a0157cd5791c7a265533678511a71a5888137c2851fb350ed24.jpg


You guys are bored 😂


WTF


Pirát Ivan Bartoš se rozhodl nasadit Velkému Bratrovi pirátskou pásku na oko a proto zavádí centrální tegistr hotelových hostů. Kdo, kde, kdy a s kým hezky přehleďně...

https://www.irozhlas.cz/zpravy-domov/registr-hotelovych-hostu-cekam-napadnuti-u-ustavniho-soudu-rika-novinar_2402050600_pj


Idk if it's technical issues or intentional, but either way it's concerning, especially considering Primal was pushed to the App Store as a version 1 release. That's a pretty glaring problem for v.1


remember i posted something, and received no replies

opened up damus

15 replies

transparency and freedom, huh


That is fucking nuts


🍆 PENIS > ZAP⚡ nostr:note17y3tnrquy32ffjjgegzd2dgcamw6hf03ytkcxmq0e8ssv84l4a0sj7tylv


YES


If you need help from #nostrdesign and you DM, I can't speak for others but I prefer to have a brief overview of your project and then a link to learn more - a document or a video - something, anything, async so I can  quickly understand what you're after. No need to be polite and formal, just lay it on and let's get shit done.


I think there's definitely a big gap to get over when it comes to ecash innovation and why it's important as far as public perception goes.

It is entirely ironic that a large portion of the StackerNews community always seems against it, yet:
- SN users fully trust a single custodian
- SN fully sees their balances and transactions
- SN can unilaterally and selectively shut down accounts and balances
- The amounts on there are small enough to not make sense to use on chain or self-custodial LN

Yet there's way too much "Why would I ever use a mint, I hate custodians" logic in any thread that brings it up. 🤦♂

https://stacker.news/items/421567


Neat


Oh Tanel you’re such an amazing meme maker, come take all this penis as well


Master meme 🤯 https://image.nostr.build/ad30db262770c4ea61a9dcbf099a10a2b0679226c001a38891ff71a52b3b4da7.jpg


If only we had something like a Repost button 🤔 nostr:note1l9xnwu46c76mzx4qrf6g8sj5mvsal30enqy6cn790hrnaet6ls7sz45fg5


Bless your heart


Word


My brother shared this with me and it’s one of my favourite AI videos I’ve seen out there.

Credit to mazepah

https://v.nostr.build/0ym2.mp4


Gary V be pROUD


Truly revolutionary influuuencor modool


Adulthood is learning to understand your parents.


No ser you are unzappable


#influencoor https://i.nostr.build/E2lM.jpg


No more than 420%


Fix your lnurl, you cannot be zapped


We all differently abled here
I am not very able but hey 🤷🏻♂ nostr:note1gfp2txy36d6q9vn7vxnjngaaphy2fsmw725anq4y0k2us4gvgleqtay5tv


GET TWO GFS BOYZ
THE HALVING IS UPON US 👯♀ nostr:note1qmdamjfrfzhhmqujx00ltpl3nf2rc9p8ywe9japy8638sm6u3kkqgwgakr


Eshara crossing to OF nostr in 3… 2… 1… 👀


2 because halving is coming


Fuck the influencoors 🖕🏻
They wanna farm and milk you for sats nostr:note1fpx4lax948hrsfm25pgyxpmqw3v7jwzu6zkssatvezcl08aqglus8rwxzk


WE GOT THIS


30-20-20-30 💪🏻🐽💪🏻 DAY 18

#100adaytill100k  FAT PIG CONFIGURATION #830198  #50K 🌽

https://media1.giphy.com/media/WkeXjFoubG449UdbGh/giphy.gif

https://media0.giphy.com/media/1Zs5SDkglofOwlSz5Y/giphy.gif


Fuck the Statists


All 10 000 000 cuck bucks of tech 🤣
Per coin


So all it was needed to move the price was few thousands pushups #100adaytill100k

Who could have guessed!?
nostr:npub18zj5ygv8pkdk07hyddjtks9tduk67k9k4s8ezs7wrkzu85mu6rxq4zz5tz


I like it!


🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🫂🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
#50K
https://tidal.com/track/344769290 https://i.nostr.build/VJqq.jpg


Indeed but we will be fine brother


So true


2024 will be the year of ecash 🚀


Bitcoin + BitTorrent

🧡 A love story 🧡


Dork Brandon 😂


Its the dark brandon meme, the only good meme his people came up with


GM NOSTR ☕🫂


nostr:npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp is smart, people are paying to feed someone else's goats 🤣🐐


Few


Golden Moonrise by Giles Embleton-Smith

https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/914/917/700/132/877/original/944a9bd575e32e0f.jpeg


LFG


40-30-30 onward frens 🌽🍆🌽
#100adaytill100k

#830013
15 sat/vB

https://media3.giphy.com/media/47LtUqMdSkgxeZTIEv/giphy.gif


Small Warrior looks a mighty little man 💪🏻


So close


Yes


government is actively propagating narratives about World War III to exploit taxpayer funds for their own gain. Opt out !


10,000 blocks remaining. https://image.nostr.build/05b73e05e691f9cc870d97d0c9e449078308af662fd14696f0061078ffea9c14.jpg


Let’s try this again 🤣 this shit is 🔥 https://v.nostr.build/Xg3W.mp4


I wonder how bad it has to get in Germany for them to reverse course. IQinflation of political class hit Germany big time! The war against nuclear is peak clown world


🇩🇪is a climate scam champion:

1) shut down nuclear
2) declare proxy war on primary energy supplier
3) subsidize low density unreliable energy
4) dont penalize unreliable energy
5) tear down pristine forests to make space for low density intermittent energy generation

The end result: 🇩🇪 businesses escape to 🇵🇱or other places that are not climate scam champions, and have cheaper electricity. 🇩🇪 are increasingly poorer, and less energy secure.

https://m-bild-de.translate.goog/politik/inland/politik-inland/wirtschaft-wandert-ab-tschuess-deutschland-87084980.bildMobile.html?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fobektivno.bg%2F&_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_hist=true https://image.nostr.build/3f96ce2c318b07d3ba1b554889bd7d08b4b7cdd7a02b25b78c1efcbe23f7ad88.jpg


It’s interesting to hear how Putin sees things. He literally sees this whole thing sort of like a bunch of pseudo kings who own some plots of land and people are putting fences on the wrong side of the yard. Where apparently everyone who all speaks the same language and has the same culture should be part of this property and not that other property.

His rhetoric is with this assumption of what Russia is owed. It’s interesting purely because it’s a totally different kind of piece of crap politician than the ones in the West generally. It’s like too giant pieces of shit are fighting each other and both have no concern or even slight respect for all of the collateral damage and individual lives lost, but for different reasons.


1976 🌽 nostr:note15r4tncnz2ktly0ezytkdr47g550sdlqqzsey70v62d8ufk9je0pq7xuumn


GM ODELL, 12 SATS ON AVERAGE


Dope


Now available on the Chrome Web Store!

Satcom introduces a dynamic social and collaborative dimension to the internet, revolutionizing online conversations.

Seamlessly share thoughts, ask queries, and interact with others, all integrated directly into the web content you're exploring.

Download extension: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/satcom/lhoejonhkpkgnhaamjcplefkkomlldgi?hl=en-GB&authuser=0

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jinglescode/web-content-conversation/main/assets/screenshot-discuss.png

Github Repo:

https://github.com/jinglescode/web-content-conversation


It has to be an app, smooth as primal. You open, could wait 5 sec max, could have an animation or something to kill the waiting time. And from there it has to be able to swipe and deliver videos as fast as tiktok or youtube shorts. That’s it.

Tiktok with zaps ⚡


If nobody makes it in 2024, twitter or tiktok will add zap like feature and when #nostr finally have a #tiktokKiller… Nobody gonna care anymore nostr:note1p4fn2x4q95c469t53tx247lycva2takuh86lchympqfsdmpcvqts5jp65t


#NOSTR COULD BE TIKTOK KILLER BCUZ OF ZAPS ⚡
BUT NOBODY IS READY FOR THAT CAKE YET. ITS A LOTTA BAKING FOR A DEV. nostr:note1gx5wc4d4qgcpsuz23u64rpycrufc93nh79zcr7xh5nccy2jhf8asnzx8v0


I wonder if its possible to make a client that only shows videos (from links posted from youtube and other streaming platforms).

Add algos to choose from: where you can choose by date or what your friends posted and what was zapped the most.

That client would be very simple: comment, like, ZAP ⚡, repost…
Full screen mode videos (when possible) but important part — when on wifi (on/off) every video link loaded already (all in background). As soon as you open the client, the videos on your timeline would be starting to buffer so you could swipe without interruptions.


We new an addition on video tab to one of the clients or a completely new client tho.


i get it, but it angering that the growth of nostr is not more important than personal opinions on here :/ kinda sucks to see my peers go to bluesky


I dont know if its technically possible already. Maybe better to make the twitter like clients robust first.

If there a dev who understands how big video is nowadays emerges, he will make it happen. I think everyone has different priorities. I mean its kinda nuts how much work has been done in 2023. How many devs worked on it <20 ? Ridiculous!


You wanna tell me #penisbutter 🍆🧈 was a psyop no ser nooooooooo nostr:note1mrz0mp4u9evjkf5ap3ql6vstt64stxckuyk6n5ff5fd0w5z5nrys8pjwtf


Bcuz Bitcoiners know its a time wasting activity, which is true. They will pretend they beyond that and swipe videos on youtube if they dont use tiktok or IG

IT will take time, but we gonna have tiktok style video on nostr and its gonna be yuuuge


I like it with some sweet and slightly sour marmalade


If nostr had tiktok like never ending videos with user adjustable algos… it would be number one very quickly. Today short videos is king, everything else is niche activity. We are the weirdos.


You mix it with sweet stuff too. Simple yet underrated 🥜 technology


11 sat/vB


Zoomers here use tiktok and IG. Millennials use twitter for news and sports. Woke millennials argue about politics on fb and ig


Had it on my phone for 5 min, never registered, deleted it. Heard of censorship, laughed.

Even my woke peers never heard of it. Europe is oblivious to it.


nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx soon

https://media1.giphy.com/media/32mC2kXYWCsg0/giphy.gif


Who gives a fuck 😂


the bears have not been doing their pushups


We know 😂


Wow


Are they as restless as labs?


GM, SMILE YOU’VE EARNED THIS
☕🌽🌽🌽🕺 nostr:note13z09680ae0a9uw6mmq90hhh6qae6vncpee36gr4jxa5arkz2483q7all4g


GM ☀☕ what a beautiful beast!


HahahahA


GM tick tock next block ☕


Cant argue mom meals those are best meal after grandma meals


Gm ☀☕


Apart from people mentioning it here every now and then, I never hear of it in meat space ever


GM ☀


I been there


Your brain on #Bitcoin 🧠🌽 nostr:note1ghhl95ptpg2ra5zwrygh5z8srf4apw4qc056gn49wsl6m7tvjd0sd34raw


FEES ARE THE FILTER


We know 🫂


LIGHTNING IS PRETTY RETARDED YET I LOVE THAT IT EXISTS WITH ALL MY HEART


IF ONLY THERE WAS AS MUCH PATIENCE IN YOU AS THERE IS TEARS BE LIKE PATIENCE MY SON BE PATIENCE


Just 2000 sats per cuckbuck very soon. It was 4000 not that long ago. https://i.nostr.build/876X.gif


FIXTHEFILTERS DEEZ NUTS


COINJOINING TIME AROUND THE CORNER


On-chain fees are so low 🤩 https://image.nostr.build/6914e69c75cb22ec54de5782fcf2689793a05d6fdb3d0960880154118d84c64f.jpg


Bcuz we are not used to 10% green candles anymore


Why does it feel like suddenly all of the sudden?

#Bitcoin


Sned bobbobos


Tale as old as time. A man with his nostrich mouth have travelled for eons in search of ultimate treasure, we have never discovered a note that states clearly what they found… But many notes describe multiple adventures and frens they gathered along the way.


Powerful one https://image.nostr.build/7c7cd37ac062a3733b18b570a3c10496c5e96c4d41b58ec16f0881b908123781.jpg


#48K (again)
WE ALL GETTING GIRLFRIENDS

🫂


REAL MADRID PLAYS LIKE A RUGBY TEAM 🏉

#futbol


Slides are up!

tldr: Payjoins / Coinjoins on hardware wallets is no bueno.

* Quick intro to payjoin and coinjoin cooperative spend transactions
* All the things current hwws / signing devices get wrong when displaying these txs to users (yes, nostr:npub17tyke9lkgxd98ruyeul6wt3pj3s9uxzgp9hxu5tsenjmweue6sqq4y3mgl blows it, too)
* Work-in-progress R&D on some better approaches.

https://m.primal.net/Hbhy.png

Presented and discussed last night at #chibitdevs

https://github.com/kdmukai/cooperative_spend_uiux_slides/


Full of love and bullishness... not paid yo post this 😂

💩
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1756073589156073473/vid/avc1/640x360/AUui5vMDHD6GAaD8.mp4


Sell it. Buy it back after 100K


Germany’s decline in Bloomberg.
https://archive.vn/lsQ3Q


30-20-30-20 while listening to new Kanye #100adaytill100k

#829843

https://media0.giphy.com/media/zMCfqXkwjmTO8/giphy.gif


Get some beer on me legend


Hawut?


☕ #kanye in da house 🔈 nostr:note1p99ssz6qzkwcrtf9znpkw4v6c3py3gdtl8ngwf5z6943wvs9uqcq2rsvwc


new album finally out and its 🔥


GFY 🫂


REJOICE NEW KANYE IS OUT


WE MADE IT FRENS🥲 🫂
enjoy 🚬 nostr:note1ln5rkcnewea6uvxud5jztnh8mrdazyfnwr5n03sr2nvyk80dl37s0wk4cd


These are the good or days my friends nostr:note1jxkcruy2e7gfns7en5vc8f3lgg8n2yfx2mkdqz2r6m3hw0r8y67qgx3tkg


The one in top right corner 🔥


YES


Feathering


Never


You can have trust in Pedro to fall for every current thing that comes out. Again. And again.


30-40-30 #100adaytill100k 🫡🌽
DAY 15

#829632 https://i.nostr.build/gGmQ.jpg


COPYING IS THE BEST TYPE OF FLATTERY! 🐶🐾🫡


IF YOU WORK HARD TO STACK THIS IS YOUR REWARD ENJOY GREEN DILDO WEEK 🫂🌽🤝

#keepstacking


Ctrl-c

Ctrl-v

👍🏻


STAY HUMBLE COPYCAT NOTES! 🐶🐾🫡


🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 https://i.nostr.build/zLe3.gif


Lmaaaaao


Why is everyone copying me! 😭


GM, dont know if you heaard but…
#Bitcoin 🤫


Any chance someone could throw the Putin interview up on zap.stream?

#AskNostr


#69STR 🚬 nostr:note12e0jfxnt4ydm0snrmlnypnfh7hwqjugav80ahknwhajrnm6g0yps8d37k9


THEY WILL WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT NAVY IS ALL GAY


WATER IS KINDA MOIST THESE DAYS


#runningpushups 🏃🏻♂
30-20-20-10-20  DAY 14

#100adaytill100K or we all gay

#829560 https://i.nostr.build/87MW.png


Welcome to nostr, we are highly retarded and functional, welcome home 🫂 nostr:note17p50d7at04vs3crejg99uf553ht0klr72la0fpqjap8se9ck444q97ha7d


Winner Corn 🍆🫂

nostr:note12w3wc6ttkuanfqxf0sryvraf2te3g55vpauh28eaawcc59pdlj9qe06hkd


Could be your client, this lnurl works well


Nice try fed


FIRE IS WARMER UPON TOUCH


ONCE YOU SHAVE YOUR BALLS YOU WILL EXPERIENCE WIND ANEW


HORSES GOT REALLY BIG DICKS nostr:note1kvh0pnargjsrpffg4dsmdw409hnkde5hfwgtckqdu8hddk7y3dgs878y4k


Big if truuu


Lol, ok 😂


LFG 🍆


Scammers are also into #Bitcoin. Your Bitcoins.


The next insane fee numbers will be before shitcoin conference.

The more you know. nostr:note1jxyepz4u7zn2xxlqcnw8d8aq5zzykl95q4mzvhuvrqpk0asvn6aqkmy8wn


Dont know if you noticed, but when Bitcoin starts to run, the fees often go down from ridiculous numbers to just “busy” amounts.

Its almost as if all the “revolutionary” ordinals use cases are scams and even the scammers are focused on #Bitcoin during green dildo days.


be your own algorithm. engage with people that comment on your notes. engage with people that post notes in your feed. use the global tab. use the conversation tab. find nostriches that are active and let them know that you're active too! boost your own notes when applicable. help nostriches find your content. rinse and repeat. proof of work goes a long way in a community that appreciates value.


Jeff the white pill merchant 🫂


From all my conversations recently, it is obvious that a deep awakening is emerging throughout society.

And while some haven’t completely connected the dots yet, it’s inevitable…and amazing to watch.

So much gratitude for being on this ride with all of you. 💜🧡🙏

#Bitcoin
#Nostr


I’m becoming an IPVPN maximalist. Incredible attention to detail in the apps and overall feature set.

https://www.ivpn.net/


Appreciate you


Getting there.
https://image.nostr.build/b17f40f1505733eaa679e700c4cb48a508406e0901b8d1cb40845620e1e5d132.jpg


Looks good on damus


GM ☕🌽


Gm🌽☀☕


gm ☀🌽


living life without having to use any technology seems to be a new privilege.

it used to be a sign of wealth to have access to all the technologies, now wealth to me, is not being dependent on technology at all. freedom from forced screens.

it’s purity


Or they just learn that sats are Bitcoin and the logo will make sense to people. I like it. I think its good idea.


Thats what it is silly 😂 sats are the standard and here they using Bitcoin logo as their symbol


The bit standard never gonna happen


This is not stupid!
https://satsymbol.org


May the power protect you 🫡


20⚡20⚡20⚡20⚡20
#100adaytill100K

https://media1.giphy.com/media/d4blalI6x2oc4xAA/giphy.gif


You will be able to run your own personal datastore, but no one will connect to it. Everybody will just connect to the big server ran by the Bluesky company that will censor you if you don't go through their KYC process of if you say anything they don't like. They are for freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach (their words).


YES


Shitcoiners hearing about nostr and pitching their favorite shitcoin integration


I think nostr:npub18zj5ygv8pkdk07hyddjtks9tduk67k9k4s8ezs7wrkzu85mu6rxq4zz5tz is the brain behind Bitcoiners’ journey to god-like frame


The german word for the Lightning Network is #Blitznetzwerk


I've got so many DMs from devs due to this post. It'll take some time for me to answer everyone.

Open source software is one of the most powerful forces we humans have ever invented.  It will never stop. Open source will continue to be the most robust way of building the future. Contributing to open source software will give your work (or your life?) a special meaning.
nostr:nevent1qqsqylul3cglgxkm3p5fssfauh6drqvutv72knwqupnu8dkkmy6pg8spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygzsm98u9kzcp35zkpc62shck8335gqtq5yt4w26xwl0pp2a72qavvpsgqqqqqqs3admwq


"If you are a Kanye West fan you are not a fan of
Kanye West you are a fan of yourself"
https://video.nostr.build/9f84c45f2e609980ccc78c553310482d10a92011a08c378ce58b37238d61045b.mp4


Please someone develop an incorruptible voting system for global elections. Just to actually see who really gets the votes.


Bring quality snacks


GM member ☕🌽


Crypto scammers in the comments


Great day to you ser 🙏🏻


GM ☕🌽☀ nostr:note147awf29xy5rryxwrtkf2awtujdd5zu0jwyp0x2lpwdz7acd80cws7r6gf6


Gm ☕


GFY scammer https://nostr.build/av/c58e75fea00813d2d0f94ac16fa1517f660e7d7fb4b159a0182b4cf8dfd18d1e.mov


https://media3.giphy.com/media/j5mdEyURiNkA0/giphy.gif

Brain needs break, gn fam 🌙


20-10-20-30-20 we still here motherfucker 💀🕷
#100adaytill100k

https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUySTHvHN42pptXRcI/giphy.gif


#Monero to zero. You will always have your privacy while you completely rekt and we design new privacy scam 😭


So cute


Sucks we larped as privacy maxis and got rekt


You can lose all your monetary value, but you will never lose your privacy

Become homeless #monero not a #shitcoin at all nostr:note1fr4qmweqpkt5q94wevr3cmceeuvydv4ygvhcrhqe8q0src85p7xsrsmns2


GFY 🤙


Yes 🫂


Welcome 🫂


#nostr #simple #memes #nostrmemes #memstr #zaps #memethat terrible feeling

https://image.nostr.build/45bfb02fc6166b335aeb6c92a1f2cb015303cf71fa05de13f87e42b997ccbabe.jpg


What #Bitcoin music is pumping in your car? #meme #memstr
https://video.nostr.build/fa076883fc27896ec819b548a4ad48048f32987e507a5e8aa7bf290789b9c949.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1080x1920&blurhash=%5DVIrKZNHD%25M%7Bjs%7EqWAD%25j%5BM%7B-%3AoLofkCoLe-ofxuM%7BWBozoft7jFbI%25MWBWAbHRjRjoeWBkCj%5BWVR*xue.t7M%7BWBafa%7Cof&x=d6ee3ded94abde69581078731434049eed8d14aaaf3f176e20eb24e6523cc987


What we gonna do tomorrow Brain?
The same thing we doing every day Pleb #stack 🌽 nostr:note1jc4gu4yper0jaynhn7sj37h7gkqaqfjlae0xthq85y3w9rnkkggswy8v70


https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_5300e079f6a6f743fac3b3575d1d1c5f3511794c6f045ef1c61491f363bbcd98.jpg #meme #memestr #nostrmeme #bitcoin


GFY


Dog standing on his back feet


Dont know how they do it, but its the most smooth scrolling in the biz!


If feds want to fuck you, they dont need a gameshow.


#gameshow https://i.nostr.build/04GE.jpg


A dog 🐕


GM bud ☕🌽


Image Quality Adjustment. #photography #artwork https://image.nostr.build/e4bcaa3f4f05cdf5d8c9adb572cd8b0245399a8bfd7d0c3d2dd217e302bd2689.jpg


Craig Wright can't code.


GOAT https://i.nostr.build/9voQ.jpg


GN 🌙


After being layed-off from my company. I have decided to start my own web development agency and dedicate myself to freelance + open source. Lets see where that will take me. I have a good feeling about it.


Big if true


Most Bitcoiners you know 😉


20-10-10-20-20-20
#100adaytill100k

https://media4.giphy.com/media/Ft23xmPuh3MhG/giphy.gif


They tell us not to worry about the debt, that another massive spending bill will "fix inflation," and that "we owe it to ourselves."

These are all just stupid ways to pretend we aren't flying this plane into a mountain, because that would be upsetting to admit...

https://v.nostr.build/9v3Q.mp4


Yeah, in Shire.


GHOSTs


https://media2.giphy.com/media/LRVIib7uXMVe8/giphy.gif nostr:note1ckdyg97lj6ryzdrc2x9m4gs9yfxp5u9drqhus6yy4w29qxuxk3qskhzgq0


This whole thread is just #nostr gold 😂


You don’t need to belief what I believe, we align on Bitcoin that’s enough for us to trade value. If you’re a cunt I will probably trade with someone else 😂 But we are still part of the same network, I dont have to like you, to understand that your positive contributions to Bitcoin network makes me more wealthy and secure. Bitcoin is for frens. Bitcoin is for enemies. Bitcoin is for nyms, #Bitcoin is everyone. nostr:note12jcrvujn20hu0ew4pdd4pkvmz9z5nrhxplwrfwup3v2z5f5hjf4s48ch84


Kratos killed whole pantheon of Greek Gods and the Titans. Then retired, raised a son, became something close to a wise samurai warrior in mindset. Comes outta retirement and while learning what it means to be a father, has to kill all the Norse gods, including Odin. Does it obviously. But that version is calmer Kratos. During his prime he was something like the most feral version of Wolverine, with that rage raising power level (like Hulk) and Spartan’s elite war skills. A perfect killing machine and takes God of War throne. Kratos would tear Homelander limb by limb and it would be the most brutal death ever shown on screen. I would pay good sats to see it.


https://i.nostr.build/Xk3B.webp https://i.nostr.build/EP3P.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Jo3W.jpg


It was other comics, adult. DC bought Lobo from them I think


Check on youtube haha
Wolverine I thought about it but thats like throwing a cat to play with a mouse, we know the outcome and we already put few killers in the mix


Dude, he’s fuckin insane bounty hunter alien, and smart and mean as fuck 😂


Elon to his board of directors. https://i.nostr.build/573Z.jpg


My ranking so far

1. Kratos OG God of War
2. Superman
3. Lobo
4. Batman
5. Lex Luthor
7. Homelander
8. Spiderman (still, very hard to hit and kill)


*goes to 4


6. Forgot Zeus and he does to spot 4


I think the one I woudl love to see would be Lobo vs Homelander


There’s more than one suit/armor.


Interesting call, but he may on sound money standard 🤔


Young Kratos beats up old Kratos every day. He would probably blind him as well.


Strong call ser but I have a new contender…

https://media2.giphy.com/media/5oOzvY2shzX4A/giphy.gif

Fin.


Ridiculous design choice 😂


https://media0.giphy.com/media/HjlKKc14d5tBK/giphy.gif here here


We all would watch that movie. Homelander loses, tears, relief, everyone claps. Alfred makes some tea.


Batman and Superman is competitive as Superman is good guy if he stops Batman dies. There is injustice comics where he doesn’t, but its a stretch with all the other heroes involved and somehow keeping up with Superman


Batman defeats Superman bcuz Superman has to hold back and Batman will play dirty and is more cunning. Homelander is a child and Superman doesn’t have to hold back just beat him up.


First encounter upper hand to homelander, the more time passes the more advantage goes to batman. You cannot give a puzzle and a time to a tinkerer.


WTF we talking about the same batman?Hollywood really put that stupid idea in people’s heads that Batman is money and gadgets. Apart from olympian athleticism and assassin training, he’s the smartest detective on planet and has a plan how to cancel every god like creature he came across. You fellas are tripping 😂


He’s a great character, not a great fighter or a tactician 😂 Not the dumbest, but he’s a big kid. Batman would win, easily. One week. Even Lex Luthor would find a way. We having fun, cuz its few Boys fighting a god. But he’s pretty dumb for a god. And very vulnerable.


Naaaah, you dont read that. If people come to cheer on him, thousands hating is not a biggie. 50% of a country loving you is enough


He’s broken, he’s perfect. He is what would happen to Spiderman if he didn’t have his uncle and later his aunt teaching him about power and love and all that


Thats not his fear, his fear is not being loved by masses. Sometimes he forgets that and goes fuck it


Such a complex mess of a fella, loving to hate him 🤙


Flawless technique and delivery


Underrated tech


That’s called a fart ser 💨


Zucc deez 🥜


When you attach your penis to a Tesla


Beautiful time it was. Pure joy to be gay with millions of you 🥲


I hate it. I hate everything about meme archives. I need AI based search and I need it now.


Its not that, many plebs are there bcuz all they know is war, thiis is too quiet and too nice for them. They want shitcoiners, politicians and other morons to fight with daily. They not ready to become veterans yet. If whole world came to nostr, algos or not, plebs would come to fight them here.


Bitcoin Twitter really seems to be dying.

It seems mostly drowning into Main Character Syndrome capture, engagement farming, useful idiots cheerleading grifters, with very short bursts moments of energized grasps for air of really good posts and discussions.

The trend is noise over signal.

It's kinda sad as it had a very good moment, but i guess nothing is for ever.

What is still unclear is a lot of important public discussions need to be had. But they seem to be Balkanizing and going dark. My DMs are full of things that would serve the commons. But people no longer have the patience for Eternal September arguments and socks.

Nostr could become one of the new bitcoin public squares, but we are definitely still far from it. Gotta find the purple pill formula for the bitcoiner nostr derangement syndrome. ✌


We need gif database with good search part of nostr and we are golden


Fix the filters vs database war of narratives is like watching two skinny chicks pulling hair for a year in slow motion on reverse button


The amount of media attention #nostr would get would get 🤯😂


You don’t have enough sats.

And by you, I mean me.

And you. nostr:note1fumgdjv04unn3q4p0hz8qm5dkzwqgwhl600d46sm895zv632kxysc5dgh3


I've had to blow away 4 CLN nodes on mutiny net and I've had to do it as recently as TODAY due to unrecoverable issues that are different each time.

And the production CLN LSP has lost over a hundred UTXOs at this point.

Try not running a lightning node. It's a great experience.

nostr:nevent1qqs2rdasqlh2h78lxfqun7734cqu6c5nr2wcgq5est6t8me5qp2surspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzqvhpsfmr23gwhv795lgjc8uw0v44z3pe4sg2vlh08k0an3wx3cj9qvzqqqqqqyz2qe8z


Can’t go back to monastery after trying pussy nostr:note1anu5sjt9xlxs7tecd5ncrhd90vf4cafuhpyvywzfg5tr72xy56equ3vszd


*TILL


This is a cool community little project! Hop on 😂 nostr:note1he5yvcgh4refg6a2y4u9jnm9rfcz30uqav9lrvtahmzay480exlqcjal7v


Can we transfer a Nostr DM in P2P through lightning nodes (with a small payment to pay the transfer costs of the message)? 🤔

Encrypt and sign with your Nostr key as usual, but send it through the LN network as a payment. That will resolve the IP tracking by relays. It uses the LN network as a VPN (gotta trust the VPN provider) and "Tor" network.


After going back one week I see only few reposts


Best Lighting ⚡ Network explanation I’ve seen so far 🍆🤙 nostr:note1cynkt9duucumfnllzgskv7zdr4yfsjvm98pyvcqetrmuypvwntes4xzykq


Don’t trust, verify. nostr:note1cp2su2qspw4uhg8ay68mrxyan2rwx49st2jaky6ca2d4kwtf3eys7p85nd


“Google will no longer be keeping a backup of the entire Internet. Google Search's "cached" links have long been an alternative way to load a website that was down or had changed, but now the company is killing them off.”

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/02/google-search-kills-off-cached-webpages


I’ve thought it was JK Rowling again


Wow


Hahahaha


What tool mass deletes? #whatwizardry


We're starting the testing period for the upcoming Wasabi release.

Find some bugs, and stack sats!
The nastier the bug, the heftier the bounty.

Happy hunting.


JK Rowling will know


The examples I seen those ladies were give some amazing garbs! Extremely bullish on #decencyAI


I didn’t have on my bingo card for 2024 😂


Let me huffle puff on that a moment 🚬


Beautiful and inspiring


Something about yoga or other type of spell casting if I remember correctly… 🤔


Audio ON 🔊
https://v.nostr.build/6DDW.mp4
A student accuses @jk_rowling of being transphobic. This teacher dissects the claim and challenges it by asking questions.

He teaches not what to think, but how to think critically.. Epiphany in real-time.

I don't know who Jk Rowling is, but I love the way this man rationally humbled the student with real critical-thinking. Moar.


What a terrific teacher!


GM 🫂


How many coin you have?
#bullishtrends https://i.nostr.build/BjjK.jpg


Some are into thots and that’s expensive


Likewise ser 🫡


PV Robert 🤙


GM ☘
#coffee 🌽 https://i.nostr.build/EPZG.jpg


Color is great but artwork needs some work unless its for assassin’s creed 15


You guys overthinking it. If she finds him cute, he can make it.


Snots dont matter. Good job.


YES


Good read.

https://open.substack.com/pub/martyrmade/p/the-american-nation-ethnogenesis


Adults should be free to choose how they live their lives. And everyone involved in transing children deserves prison time. 25 years minimum?


He pulled off a Clark Kent disguise lmaaaao


Too good 😂 James O’Keefe was on a date with a cybersecurity “specialist” working with the Whitehouse 🍷🎤🥸

https://youtu.be/XhK3qhVnJWo


Likewise bud! 🫂


Martinelli is faaaaast


Burgers, wine, fútbol and pushups 🍷⚽🍔 Happy sunday fam!
#100adaytill100k 30-10-20-10-30

#828908

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https://creatr.nostr.wine/creator/content/7d4a4ebc-e1c6-43a7-a202-5bab81c20513.jpg
NEL RESPIRO DEI PAPAVERI
(IN THE BREATH OF POPPIES)
40x30cm oil on cradled wood panel

The beginning... Proof-of-work
https://creatr.nostr.wine/creator/content/2b9c6138-5432-451b-9ba4-e3dbb7f3bcff.mp4

https://creatr.nostr.wine/creator/content/5b67d003-c9f2-4307-ac3d-07138bb7d922.jpg

#art #artstr #creatr


Has no one here ever been to Baltic Honeybadger?


Nice


No


Pierre-Paul Rubens, La Descente de Croix, 1612–1614
#nsfw #NudeArt

https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/media_attachments/files/111/873/795/129/642/588/original/76f6c098af9fb572.png


Must be that dude from Melmac who eats cats he looked always shady to me


My understanding of this planet decreases the longer I am on this bishhhh


I will be increasing my zap amount and let the Bitcoin price to adjust. The time of waiting is over ser. If I see stocks going up next week and orange coin not moving I will be liiiiivid


I would like this explained to me in detail so i dont think this a game designer fuckjn with us


What street is it?


You don’t need permission to be healthy.

You don’t need permission to be happy.

You don’t need permission to spend your money.


GM 😁


Legend


Your mom called me yesterday. We had a really nice time. She said she loves you loads. And is proud of a person you becoming.


Kinda like loosing your legs for mushroom trip and then finding them again. Approaching walking. But intoxicated. And likely to make bad decisions. That you gonna regret. And go sober. Or not. But understanding its a possibility will be helpful in your again discovered drinking time anon.


You won’t like what everyone does with their freedom. And their utxos. And that’s okay.


Retards with extra fiat to blow using timechain


Yet


Mushrooms are cool


Where’s my fucking hoverboard™


I want arguments about morality of augmented reality not what’s new racist thing. No that I give a shit what someone says its moral
But at least its a new argument while I will be watching the street in medieval theme, with Brightness-2 and eye comfort mode ON


Or 30
Years ago


I was reading about it for so many years now I wanna see it. Im tired of idiots arguing about same shit. I want tech I was promised 10 years ago


🍿 nostr:note14yhuwujqx9tdlu74kagwxv8cvtgjl940ku5ph3yum5r5vxqv3vhq87pgmj


Idk how this works exactly. But give me a GTA style or Diablo map in the corner, add weather, speed, time and this is a useful product. We been using Augmented reality features in video games for many years, its much more interesting than putting glasses to watch videos and browse social media. nostr:note1rwvt9jdgrqtxalyq352d3emnnjpz5vs8cfcvudvujcle5ap2jyvq5jqz6t


Idea for #Damus Purple 🟣
You click on video in a note, you get a video mode. I dont know where I get these #primal ideas from… nostr:note1w2yxzqw89cnttq56v6h702ags0ed8artr2yj2p650pesw5r22xwqvnhyuz


I think Simpsons have already provided answers to all the important questions; we're just not ready for them. The 'Simpsons predicted this' meme is here to stay.
https://video.nostr.build/178f155c6a3c5abc3ef67c8768c5fc2e5b7bc6426ed8b39d13fd63eab528d4ea.mp4


True story 😂


If you look at that meta +20% candle and your response is: “actually low time preference…” you are gayer than Elton Johhn’s penis


I rate that note


Taking long breaks from alcohol really helps you to appreciate all that alcoholism can give you


Too good 😂


Potentially very dangerous friendship material


I may be biased but I know my nipples


Job well done 🔥


Almond milk sucks big time. My nipples are tremendous nostr:note1ychrxu7827vjvzp0a7fv96rwe5rk7lgq3ks9czv4m5wxp8knrewqg7qczp


Big if truu nostr:note1alyyuuz3ep3fesfxqtrh43g29yj6jfazn7qshjsr5tkcanqzgw8s50f5np


He is always on nostr and announces long absences due to burnout and overexposure. He doesn’t have time for grooming as he needs to answer nostr notifications. His notifications are always on. He would always have time for her as he would replace nostr with a real woman. He would get dumbed in a week and be back on nostr.


Either way. This is US gov not learning from years of CCP’s failures in regards to Bitcoin mining policing

🍿


Could be also preparing to tax the miners


GM Ewelina, keeping my liquid levels High already https://giphy.com/clips/hamlet-beer-cheers-cheat-day-zodZ5vResShXqtg9CT


We knew for years it will come. I think they get how important Bitcoin is and wanna know just in case, where to get asics quick, if they need to mine for “national security”


40-30-30
Dont stop, cant stop 💪🏻
#100adaytill100k #proofofwork

DAY 9

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All the scammers will be coming outta woodwork before the next bull run


Boys will appreciate crows. But an owl with a mohawk cut could be a desired message carrier/companion/guardian


🤔 Owls are stronger, crows are more agile. Both have tradeoffs.


Biiiiiitcooooooo


You won’t need a phone if you equip them with a trained crow 🐦⬛


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If it goes goblin mode


Very based take. I have a similar take, maybe a bit earlier the burner phone. Some game consoles for games but no smart phone as long as possible and NO SOCIAL MEDIA


BBQd if available


Fried with good seasoning and mustard


Federated, private, multisig banks on top of the hardest money ever created. Interconnected by lightning, a mycelium-like cryptographic network of value. Tokens and zaps getting sent over uncensorable communication protocols, building up a bulwark of freedom and sovereignty in cyberspace. The future is weird and awesome.


MINIBITS.CASH CASHU WALLET FREED ME FROM THE ALBY & WOS TRAP FOR ZAPPING ON NOSTR

DOWNLOAD MINIBITS
ADD A MINT
PICK A MINIBITS ADDRESS
ADD NOSTR NPUB
SELECT NOSTR RELAY

PASTE MINIBITS ADDRESS IN LN ADDRESS BOX OF NOSTR PROFILE

ZAPS WILL ARRIVE AS ECASH IN MINIBITS

ZAP NOTES FROM ECASH BALANCE

#cashu #bitcoin #nostr


Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our control are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion, and, in a word, whatever are our own actions. Things not in our control are body, property, reputation, command, and, in one word, whatever are not our own actions.

The things in our control are by nature free, unrestrained, unhindered; but those not in our control are weak, slavish, restrained, belonging to others. Remember, then, that if you suppose that things which are slavish by nature are also free, and that what belongs to others is your own, then you will be hindered. You will lament, you will be disturbed, and you will find fault both with gods and men. But if you suppose that only to be your own which is your own, and what belongs to others such as it really is, then no one will ever compel you or restrain you. Further, you will find fault with no one or accuse no one. You will do nothing against your will. No one will hurt you, you will have no enemies, and you not be harmed.

– The Enchiridion by Epictetus


GM Marcelo 👨🏻🌾☕


That makes me very happy 🫂
Enjoy your day Pablo


Nobody really believes in feminism.
It's just a meme that refuses to die because it keeps being reposted.


Modern thinking in a nutshell. And it dosen't just apply to architecture.
https://video.nostr.build/c5544437c5c54a8ccfa3413709ac1c3be67e3c7f09d7af36b3bfc814f77c7d14.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=320x568&blurhash=%5D%23J8IfRkbJxut7%7EqRkt7t7t7%25goJoej%5Dayxuj%5BRjWCWBj%5DofRjWBWBoKofayWBayaxofofWBaza%23j%5BofaxfQj%5Bayayayay&x=c5544437c5c54a8ccfa3413709ac1c3be67e3c7f09d7af36b3bfc814f77c7d14


The alternative to feminism is to be a lady.

Any woman can be a gentlewoman, just as any man can be a gentleman. It is simply a choice to embrace virtue and seek beauty and nobility, rather than wallowing in jealousy and anger and raging at the unfairness of Nature.

Nature doesn't hear you. Nature doesn't care.
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It was a mistake to think that the only reason all women didn't become physicists was because men were holding them back.
Most men don't become physicists, either.

Math is hard.

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Intelligent women used to spend their days raising and educating intelligent children, reading literature, painting and sewing, volunteering in their communities, working through the household budget and reviewing purchasing options, advising their husbands and sons, and helping in the family business.

Now they spend their days filling in spreadsheets for employers who ask them for their preferred pronouns.

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