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 Event archivers are a thing and they catch events very quickly. So the owner of the archive could potentially have that feature. 
 Using VPN only shifts your egress from one party (ISP) to another (VPN provider and their ISP. If you really need the privacy, go TOR. VPN is a red herring 🫡 nostr:note14qhhg85ppew9x50vsjdfwsq75fa03424fkv4jh8xlcl96lm4lqqq0jspnt 
 Better than VPN 
 Everything makes sense now nostr:note1330wk8e2lcd8hue3srk6q73qpqu80jqahswvdrpruldxjjx96t8q84ekrc 
 It’s like having three brains, judging by the size 😂😂😂 
 y'all can't spell smh its spelled "y'all" not "ya'll" 
 All y’all? 😂 
 GM! nostr.build has slightly higher limits for video uploads, so you should be able to upload 10 minutes of content in HD. If on the phone, try free iMovie to produce a better optimized video file, you’ll be amazed how much smaller it gets and how easy it is to do a simple edit. 🫡☕️☕️☕️🚀🔥🪄💫 
 Get making videos of frogs! LFG🤣🚀 
 👀👀👀more video ???? 
 Frog fetish is a thing on Nostr 😂🤣😂 
 GN🫂💤💤💤 
 I haven’t seen any reply guys or any spam since updating my relays to mostly wot and paid 
 (ReplyGuy)😂

I haven’t seen any reply guys or any spam since updating my relays to mostly wot and paid 
 One of the cheapest and best options to support Nostr is by using it instead of well established alternatives. Paying is a cherry on the cake! 🫡 nostr:note1vhdyvthee9jzzwrsvepn0u43vztjryycqyl82g2glnerj3rpqjhsy96srd 
 Trying higher limits for a week, let’s see how it goes! 👀👀👀 
 Now I have to do the dishes 😞 
 🫂🫂🫂😭 
 Let us know any other nostr-native hosting services? 
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 Make a choice, there is no better or worse. Whatever works for you is good. 
 True, since they have a huge company and decades of experience. The longer we postpone dog fooding our own work, the longer it’ll be hard to use and we’ll have less motivation to improve and innovate 🫡 nostr:note1q2lexze99srkj3ded5l5lcmsxx53c2ek2nx64xzfruedm9pgx3sqfkduq8 
 (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) 
 Nostrasia videos on YouTube, makes me sad 😭😭😭 
 Why YT? Can we not host it locally on Nostr as a primary source? 
 Of course 
 Maybe, maybe not. I doubt anyone would be looking and watching it there 
 Never started playing for me, not sure why 🤔 
 I did not, but talented people at Blender Studios did it and shared it under CC attribution license 
 Life hack: Don't give advice to people who haven't asked for it. 
 You just literally gave me an advice I didn’t ask for 😂😂😂 
 No time to maintain one🫡 
 Free upload, 10m long, h265, 720p! Not bad, for a nostr.build ! Subscribe for more ! 😂🤣😂🫂 (or get a paid plan to support more cool features https://nostr.build/plans/)

https://video.nostr.build/4e3596ddd11bedeec9a481da4754f6872fae8f519e294de73f42b406e5526161.mp4 
 Links are not parsed well in Damus😭😭😭
https://nostr.build/plans/ 
 Had to transcode 10 times to nail the size 😂😂😂 
 It’s the famous Blender test video. Yes! 😂🔥 
 Less complaining and judgement 

More building 🫂🧡 
 Whatcha building? 🤔👀 
 I am just curious what you are building, wanted to take a look, not judging. 🫂😂 
 Oh god, just finished the most dreaded part of my responsibility and fully automated CSAM report to NCMEC. It still requires for a human (fuck my eyes) to confirm and press the submit button in the isolated environment. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(Why you upload CSAM, anon? Stop it, get help! Please, I beg you!) 
 Simple and complex:
User reports.
Moderator catching it.
AI detects if underage nudity.
PhotoDNA edge hash match.

Each then has to be manually configured end by the admin (me or NB) and we have to click a button to pack and submit a report to NCMEC people. 
 Hash is not a cryptographic hash, because changing that is super easy, it can s a special image hash that works with visuals. It is not perfect, so requires review.

AI detection is done on all media, users may report something that neither AI nor moderator could catch. Needs verification.

Moderator is admin (only us are allowed to mark something as CSAM) it is two stage, so we don’t do false reporting when your finger slips or some other issues/bugs.

No problems. 
 Still 500K sats in red myself, almost a year in 🤣😭🫂🚀🔥 
 Yep, FCs and my own mistakes when I wiped my whole LND node with all 77 channels. 😂😭 
 Only the matter of time. I’ll make dogs only relay that will check each image for the presence of dog and reject other notes! 😂😭 
 There is a communal vibe, a #Nostr tribe if you will. It keeps me here. 
 After helping new nostrich to onboard and use nostr a little, I understood how bad the whole experience is and how much tribal knowledge is required to even start 😭😭😭😭 nostr:note1gul7khmrw7l2wef48r22ly4k7juprntzv6pghvv4zmj2e5pjlmdqfkhfdx 
 PFP is not saved on a first go, default relays suck and shit not working or downloading, LN addy disappeared after save, restart client redo the thing. Nostore (extension?) needed to delete image! How do you deal with extensions on iPhone Safari? Lightning, WTF is it? So many small frictions and failures even I got impatient. A lot of work to do to make this it’s at least acceptable 
 The cell connection was not the best, but we are in JP so not too bad. I suspect client had issues with default relays that are hard coded ffs 😭 
 Yep, and that is just shit IMHO, we should pay attention to how new user feels and experience things 
 Gm

I'm the man behind the ReplyGuy. 
 I am the dog behind the man behind the ReplyGuys behind the ReplyGirl behind the Nostr CEO behind the Bitcoin CEO 😂😂😂🤌🏻
GM! 
 You need POW AND POE

Proof Of Empathy 
💋 

nostr:note1ntwss3n3s3v6sgwk5kt845shwmznwy5va2h6w4e... 
 Power Over Ethernet 😂🤌🏻 
 “They should improve this shit!”
— anon about Nostr!
😂🤣😂🔥 
 fucking morning 
 Morning fucking 😂🤌🏻 
 T-shirt ゲーツ❣️
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘ https://i.nostr.build/rB5E0uCWFIkQePPn.jpg  
 #nostrasia2024 ゲーツ!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ https://i.nostr.build/h0aGBVyjM0MJOFho.jpg  
 Rehosted version, for speed! 😂🔥🔥🔥

https://v.nostr.build/VO5dpu0toCaxJ6Uy.mp4 
 I snuck into #nostrasia2024 early 🥷🏻 
 Cheater 😂 
 It’s the small things that make your life so much ch easier and better! 😂🫂🔥 https://i.nostr.build/yDexn24VTCEDjaNT.jpg  
 GM! The updated version is in TestFlight. I don’t know how to get TF link, please ask the original maintainer. 🫡☕️☕️☕️ nostr:note12u69djk0c0d53t4ecnd4eyrrnskes8ym2j2kk35jhzuxarpvttpsa4sen2 
 Yes, there is issue on older iOS with the update, use the App Store version and also please file the issue in the repo. Thanks 
 Which iOS? 
 Ah shit, this means that you either get an older version somehow, or wait for the fix. 
 hey nostr:nprofile1qqsfnz2sqsflkatdssmeztxr90s8xrd7r07xkhfwaa6eu9zkcguljpgprdmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuu... 
 Do you have anything shared to the creator page? 
 Yes! Glad it worked! We’ll improve this experience in the future release 🫂🙏🏻 
 Not sure what you mean? Wallet selection? NB only shares the address string, nothing is going through the NB itself 
 It is super simple now and requires for the client to support you @ LN address. I’ll need to rework the page from scratch and also add subdomains for better linking 
 Welcome 🫂🔥 
 I don’t recall you posted a question about one of the block’s timestamps being in the past compared to the older block, but here is the answer. 🫡
(Study what you preach, not only in spirit but in practice) https://i.nostr.build/M0br29CEN3yypSgN.jpg  
 Hope your presentation went well! Thanks for hanging out yesterday and showing me some new things that you are working on! 🫂🔥 
 Internet is built and maintained by dogs, GFY! We tolerate cats for now 😂🫂🤌🏻 
 Only those who take time and effort to critique you and your work truly care about you. The ones that praise and cheer, only care about the fruits of your labor. 
— FC

And on that note, GN🫂💤 
 If you are using iOS device and experiencing issues with the only available NIP07 extension Nostore, I gatchu! Just published a PR to update it for iOS 18 and other dependencies too. Not sure if the original author will release an update, but I may fork it and release indefinitely with a new name.  Love the PR#21 🤣😂🤌🏻

https://github.com/ursuscamp/nostore/pull/21 
 Not yet, I’ll rerelease as a different app with all of that, and nip44 as well. Currently the old maintainer doesn’t want to do it any longer. 
 Awesome! I already have a prototype code that works. Now I need to rewrite the whole thing in a cleaner code and call it a day! 😂 
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 That’s #titstr 😂😂😂