Here you go friend...
https://www.kraken.com/
https://haveno-reto.com/
https://coinatmradar.com/bitcoin-atm-near-me/

Or simply swap any other crypto for it...omg so hard
https://trocador.app
https://bisq.network/
https://unstoppableswap.net/
https://basicswapdex.com/
https://learn.robosats.com/
https://hodlhodl.com/
https://orangefren.com/
https://intercambio.app/
https://majesticbank.ru/
https://www.wizardswap.io/ 

 This guy disagrees with you

https://image.nostr.build/3d7a8b836098ef9b09f31bf7510fe0ca0fa8859b5f8b263dceeb42dfb2a497c8.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/ccf181ed168942446d16535fa01942fcb9f471b7b689c9d9f8d12839df0b629c.jpg 

 Scarcity doesn't automatically mean value. 
Price is a function of both supply and demand. You can control supply, not demand.

Value is subjective don't you know this? Arent you an Austrian Econ enjoooyer? 

https://github.com/libbitcoin/libbitcoin-system/wiki/Scarcity-Fallacy 

 Banned from almost every major exchange on the planet and still whoopin bitcoins ass as digital cash 

 Sure, sure, and you have to be an engineer to build your own car first before you drive or you're "lazy"

Coinjoining is weaker obfuscation, it doesn't use encryption to hide anything.
Amounts and addresses are actually private on Monero. 

 XMR is voluntary, smoothy. Learn what communism is.

Seems like you're the only one that doesn't understand the topic