Honey I Resized the Kids and Forgot to Check the 'Maintain Aspect Ratio' Box 

 Honey I Multiplied the Baby's Transformation Matrix by Its Inverse, Returning Them to the Origin of the Universe 

 Honey I Orthogonally Projected the Kids 

 Bantha of the Opera 

 our new Moon Phase AI is a LLM trained on 38 years worth of moon phase data. it uses 25kWh of electricity per post & is correct 32% of the time. also we have gotten it to mostly stop being overtly racist 

 interesting thing about pylons is nobody knows where they come from or what purpose they serve