NO WAY
CO-AUTHORED-BY GITHUB ACTIONS? 

 squash and merge only counts as 1 commit on the day u merge wtf i hate squash and merge now i want green squares 

 me when i play a card in my card game and the card text has the word "random" in it :blobcatfluffowo: 

 going LIVE

with more of the same card game (Hearthstone)

https://watch.kawen.site/ 

 oh right
STREAM SOON? 

 y'know the tasks I prepared on last week's stream
not a very tlapbot checklist but probably a good hacktoberfest checklist 

 tlub tlub 

 we had a lore discussion last night with ocean whether he was the first tlumbus or not. the first tlapcat?

https://media.kawen.space/media/28c65049cd89eb246ac4ae91297acb7c1041dc26733ed1e8b29520bc83a73c58.png 

 for support requests and bug reports, check out my fediverse bugreporting megathread (30000 posts) 

 aw heck i still haven't decided if I'm sticking with monday streams or taking back tlapka tuesday 

 take your tlumbus to work day 

 my halloween costume this year is santlapka 

 we are at the tlumbus store in fortnite you want dog tlumbus or orb tlumbus or

https://media.kawen.space/media/af2343487ad8784b758ada5c11449f38df814b1d87dc4071bb0165dfe75c9da9.png 

 Starting now!

https://watch.kawen.site/

come say hi and listen to me ramble idk

nostr:note1ty6lk8a33pkq0p9k4lm7wcu657w5u36n2ee98qv4ntvk65pnvp2qhzvjxe 

 tlapbot and stream plans then some cards or fall guys or ffxiv gaming

in 50 minutes at

–> https://watch.kawen.site/

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 blobcat
blobcatka
blob katka?! 

 I GOT REINCARNATED ON JAPANESE FEDIVERSE BUT AS A BLOBCAT 

 should I try a saturday stream or do I wait for monday
I could actually bring back tuesday streams to not clash with mezzo 

 going to read
README.md before bed 

 genshin impact spoiler... the generated shins are impactful 

 shout out to epic for firing all those employees. im hiring them all for tlab game 3 

 replaced discord with giant tlumb 

 no more discord

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 yeah you're banned from discord. but you're not banned on kawen space 

 only 2 types of coffee
coffee at home with kawen
and bad coffee 

 oh yeah uh so about that stream today i forgot about 

 youre telling me you can run your own decentralized sync server for mare synchronos 

 only know 2 types of coffeee... spicy and mild 

 oh ngrok introduced free static domains? that will make testing tlapbot a wee bit easier :LappHappy: 

 they predicted the tide pod meme in stormblood. wow. truly ahead of their time in square enix

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 didnt even get company brand fumo when i got hired 

 daily unreminder 

 android 13? macos sonoma? ios 17? all that to patch webp exploit? 

 one day they're gonna hack my google account and make a list of every fact i googled that was wrong and my life will be over. every wrong quote i searched. every time i looked up a geographical location to find out how distant it is from where i thought it'd be 

 is there a bakery nearby is there a café nearby 

 mmm croissant and milkshake... 

 ťappy 

 tlap tlap :tlapkaHappy: 

 tlumbus post delivery... 

 chat GPT? sorry but i prefer to chat with catgirls on the fediverse 

 tlumbus snack bar 

 going to get an espresso double long from segali 

 download:
- i left the program on a usb stick in a geocache attached to a treetop in the netherlands wilds 

 absturztlumbus 

 hidden tlapka emoji jumpscare 

 mega man vs mini man 

 starobruno 

 i diagnose u with tlap 

 oh youre lfg? looking for gays? 🌈? 

 one hundred gecs when five thousand rocs 

 windows 3 

 join my maiming list 

 yogg saron 

 tlumbus in percolator 

 wonder what mr tlumbius is doing 

 nick's os
vs
mack os 

 software engineers when they can't type 

 tlapka at the office is real and powerful 

 suddenly u have a crash of the big tired 

 me doing a raid in a videogame: you ever think how much easier this would be if we as a culture developed words for the four corners that are there in a square like we have words for different sides of the right-angle triangle 

 remember when rezero invented a catboy and the internet exploded for a little while 

 the movie inside out is correct except instead of colorful emotion guys your brain has 5 catgirls 

 there could be a lanthanide called tlabinium and u wouldnt have known tbh 

 Torn Scott 

 actually this account @Santlapka🐾 was ran by tom scott the whole time. the t in tlapka is for tomscott 

 what if we were both kinako plushies and there was only one big mug of cappuccino 

 NICK'S OS?