Let me have my vices okay?


Lol there's wumbo channels and then there's way too much liquidity for anyone to use right now


1 Sweeney = 1 Sweeney


Lol for real, hedonic adjustments come for us eventually, all a man can do is smile back


67k is legit 58k just inflation adjusted, change my mind!

https://m.primal.net/LXPi.jpg


Damn 6 coins puts you top of the pops, and that requirement is only going lower, lol


If you build complex things, they won't come and I am so here for it!!


Is someone taking advantage of a local top to drum up some fiat or is diamond hands just consolidating UTXOs because fees are so cheap? 😂 😂 😂 😂

https://www.benzinga.com/markets/cryptocurrency/24/10/41348730/elon-musks-tesla-waving-goodbye-to-bitcoin-760m-sent-to-unknown-wallets


How do you know it doesn't if you haven't tried? try lifting the car up with an ASIC to change the tire


I don't get out of bed for atleast a 50% pamp, these are rookie numbers


Bitcoin Maxis from the class of 2015 when people rave about a price pump

https://m.primal.net/LWog.mp4


Women just want one thing and it's to be a solo mining side chick!


Lol when MSG man and lead in paint man?


Look at that mans face, he is dead inside, he couldn't care less he would rug is grandmother if you let him, total scumbug behaviour!

We really are too soft on white collar criminals, or they wouldn't keep pushing their luck like this


LOL I can see that working better, walk in and just flip your hair and be like ooh what does this button do? Press! Shut down all servers!!


Getting older is not for sissies!


Them: Nostr will never catch on, its too complicated and big tech social is so easy to use and it's so reliable

Me: On my way to Meta and Twitter HQ to go smash their servers just to see how redundant their setup is

https://m.primal.net/LWXj.mp4


Dude made off with 1,800 BTC and 28,000 ETH all because people don't want to self custody and want to generate a yield. A story we've seen many times, but we're doomed to repeat it many more times

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/11/horst-jicha-skips-bail-new-york-cryptocurrency-fraud-fugitive.html


Lol shocking!


Didn't read, will continue doing my own thing


Lord forbid men have hobbies


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  In Toddoshi we trust


We out here hashing bro, what are you doing?

https://image.nostr.build/41846d39dc6ede4124a9d2dcfa9358203bf3bbf0c2e72aae8255e99948b6865d.jpg


So you're telling me there's still a chance?


Shooters, shoot!!


I think plebs buying MSTR were just doing that to fund his buys/encourage his buys before you could use an ETF if your funds are stuck in a fiat brokerage

I think you can own both, I personally don't own ETFs or MSTR but I get the incentive and yes there's risk involved versus on-chain self custody and people will need to allocate according to their own risk profile

I don't think the bag pumper types really care about freedom, they just looking for fiat gains


Despite that 50 BIPS cut juicing asset prices, if you own no assets that relief is trickling down, even if your debt burden is slightly lower now, those paying asset holders are not doing well.

When we look at reports like this, almost half of Americans have paid a bill late in the past year

https://www.lendingtree.com/debt-consolidation/affording-bills-survey/


Lol we really cooked a generation


Dang, that's one hell of a view


It legit survives off the relentless shilling from Youtubers


I'm watching nostr:nprofile1qqsxsha5j43cvsexu7xlgc2xs72m0ercfx38uufjs8xchd6uq4rexmgpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0n5z5rz explaining #DATUM and why it matter.
https://youtu.be/8iy-CfZQk7s

Sometimes I feel like technology doesn't want me to follow it. Why am I so late on DATUM 🫣
I'm looking forward to set this thing ASAP and make my lottery miners be a part of it.
🌊


The Uptober I was promised in 2024, but has now suddenly been pushed to 2025!

https://m.primal.net/LUyT.mp4


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Not your node, not your sats!


LOL I wish I could sue the exchange that rugged me back in 2016, but sadly that's a dream I gave up on a long time ago, because I am a big boy that lives in the real world


Entirely possible that I'm mis{sing,interpret}ing things here but: it's a shame that the dual funding in c-lightning is still behind a non-default experimental-dual-fund flag and that when i search for the "option-will-fund" in the listnodes output I only get like 5-10 out of 90K. To be clear, by following fairly simple instructions in an old blog post, I was able to make a well-funded and perfectly balanced channel, within a couple of minutes.

For those interested in coinjoin, note that this *is* coinjoin and arguably one of the best types, since by nature of the offchain payments, this kind of CJ can actually hide flows better. If we want to get the real power of such a thing we'd ideally start batching *multiple* such channel opens together, but that's putting the cart before the horse here. Dual funded channels are such an obvious good, why is it not a more widely used system, or am I missing something? #lightning

(Btw said blog post by nostr:npub1e0z776cpe0gllgktjk54fuzv8pdfxmq6smsmh8xd7t8s7n474n9smk0txy : https://medium.com/blockstream/setting-up-liquidity-ads-in-c-lightning-54e4c59c091d


Been almost a decade and bro is still refusing to take the L on this one, you had bad opsec, you didn't back up your keys, chalk it up as a lesson learned my dude

The chances of him recovering that drive in any condition is near zero!

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/british-man-sues-council-647-million-over-lost-bitcoin-landfill


We've all had them, we understand his pain, lol


Lol its nice to see people hanging around enjoying the moment, not a politician, grifter or cellphone in site


Lol we going back to blaming canada for everything buddy?


I get the BI company has hit a ceiling and there's not much you can do with it to ramp up your company market cap with it, but if you have a perfectly good business that generates cash flow, and you can stacks sats like he has done surly you don't need to change a winning formula


Pop me a link or a clip I'd like to see what they're doing, only thing I saw him offering was LN enabled addresses and that DID service, what else is he venturing into using BTC?


I run knots and I hardly ever look at the mempool these days too busy enjoying low fees lol


ROFL, but but he paid a LN invoice brooo


Now that is a tasty bread

https://media.tenor.com/2T_sVqcoF1YAAAAC/eat-pulp-fiction.gif


Welcome aboard!


Lol people still doing those types of transactions? I thought it was dead already by the looks of mempool fees


Lol We need Sugar Bear Preston


Nah because I never want to konw my next move


So that's the last time we're going to see 58k right? We're in a bull market right?

Me:
https://m.primal.net/LUWc.mp4


Lol calories per sat keeps increasing over time


the RSI (Ramen Slurping Indicator) will always let you know when Bitcoin is oversold


Yeah I listened to that poddy and the way I see it is he wants to use Bitcoin to milk the existing system for all its worth, and you know more power to him, keep gobbling up Bitcoin and giving over custody to 3rd parties and hope it doesn't bite you in the end

I see it as his chance to position his company as one of the biggest in this space, he has done well with the current strategy but trying to tack on leverage has never worked out well and maybe its a case of becoming too complacent


Ofcourse he can, I just didn't see that this was the end come to pivot to becoming a financial services company, I thought they were like a BI company


Very few businesses who move away from their core offering tend to live long enough to share those lessons


I suppose MSTR is going to be offering you %5 risk free on your #Bitcoin? Is that what's going to be happening?

Lol What happened to his inscription DID product?

https://cryptobriefing.com/microstrategy-trillion-dollar-bitcoin/


Lol the market regulates itself, if women don't want to get to know Bitcoin that's their choice, we all get the price we deserve


Simplicity, the much-anticipated smart contracting language that could revolutionize Bitcoin, has just hit a public blockchain:
 nostr:npub1nyyhnqahf3cgqzcc927x7eqyd2msgplfe27ddn6hpgu2m200wh2s0s7gan Testnet.

Developers can start building powerful next-gen contracts today with a new IDE. More details. 👇

https://blog.blockstream.com/simplicity-arrives-on-liquid-testnet/

While building Simplicity, we developed a more developer-friendly "front-end" language called Simfony, which resembles the Rust programming language while elegantly mapping down to Simplicity.

Simfony abstracts away some of Simplicity's functional programming details, making it much easier for developers to write programs and contracts.

https://image.nostr.build/0bb9334b707e31b1e48386680d126d80b3c4d4367db8cc76ee76c2376dd62d9c.jpg

Developers can start building today with a new web IDE as a playground for creating Simfony smart contracts. We've provided some example programs to showcase various use cases, some of which are not possible in Bitcoin Script. The IDE also provides tools for managing public keys and generating addresses on the Liquid testnet.

IDE: https://simfony.dev

https://image.nostr.build/6363e5e2b23d1440695f7f4928cd351d370617c7f282db5d8f297de9b9606e59.jpg


And like any cartel they don't like it when new upstarts muscle in on their turf


It's only problematic money laundering when the banking cartels don't get to profit from it


Satoshi is a feeling!


People don't want to be there for the grind they only want to use the finish product/meet you at the finish line lol leave them be


Dudes make software that allows you to improve your financial privacy, and they get slapped with money laundering accusations and are arrested, and their service/business taken down

Meanwhile, banks are actively facilitating crime and admitting to money laundering, paying 3 billion in fines, and no one goes to jail

It was never about the crime it was always about the control

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/10/10/td-bank-3-billion-fine-doj-settle-money-laundering-drug-cartel.html


fitting as he is the CEO of entirely made up money


In time you will know what it’s like to lose 30% or more of your net wealth.

To feel so desperately that you’re right, that to fail in the short term all the same.

Dread it, Run From it, 58k Arrives All the Same

https://m.primal.net/LRXq.jpg


Gooble Gobble one of us, we accept you one of us!


Ladies and gentlemen...the face reveal we've all been waiting for!

We got her, It's Sayloshi Hawktuahmoto!

https://m.primal.net/LRVo.jpg


Laser eyes on the prize


Lol guess we non-americans better nostr or STFU


Everyone is asking who is satoshi? Too few people are asking do I own enough Satoshis

nostr:note1hxgmq7w32udt7jp0muj2hu2zsr6776a7w9wl9mzzajxhwln9q2gqgn6ws3


You will always get less of what you tax, its a story governments fail to learn


Lol she's really working that iPad


Lol that's why I found it so funny, bro you seized like $200 worth of  flash drives, thats it, take the L


Dude grows plants, sells it to willing buyers, turns the proceeds into the hardest money on earth and is rewarded for it, ofcourse the government is going to be salty, they're jealous of anyone who is productive and can satisfy market demand without a subsidy, or they wouldn't take us the way they do and try to shut down commerce where they can't be seen to directly profit


Irish 🇮🇪 authorities "seize" 12 Bitcoin wallets, but the key holder claims he had a boating accident with the seed phrases to 6000 BTC

Lol so what did you seize though?

https://decrypt.co/285346/irish-police-378-million-bitcoin


Me waiting for my one good pair of jeans and shirt to dry so I can go out without looking like a complete hobo!

https://m.primal.net/LQHg.webp


Lol I think my trust in the titties is what lost me my Bitcoin


I used to worry about Sydney finding out I was talking to Scarlett, now I'm starting to worry that all that Bitcoin I sent Sydney and Scarlett won't be sent back to me at 100% APR like they promised!

https://m.primal.net/LPtB.png


It's really not that deep lol


Always has been!


Get burned, become a maxi, its a common path


Lego website was hacked to promote a fake Lego Coin, encouraging visitors to purchase these scam coins on Ethereum,.

Being Bitcoin only really helps you avoid 98% of all scams, doesn't it?

https://www.techradar.com/pro/official-lego-website-hacked-to-promote-crypto-scam


I wonder if he and Mel B kept those sats and if Lilly Allen still regrets not accepting that 200,000 BTC for a concert


LOL! I look forward to the day they push that panic button


Show bobs!


"safe and effective"


Whatchu reading fo?

Coz I enjoys it mama

Don't look to me like youse enjoys it, sitting there all grouchy

Mama, I gotta read this and six other Austrian economics and finance books or I might not build the conviction to hodl generational wealth

https://m.primal.net/LPAv.png


Nothing on https://dtan.xyz/ yet, lol who will be that unsung hero


Woke up this morning, paid a Lightning invoice to a friend who settled my portion of the bill in cash last night, then replaced those sats and added more to my stack

Now off to fiat job to go cash flow so I can continue stack maxxing

#ABSM - Always Be Stack Maxxing

https://m.primal.net/LOgu.jpg


Lol and yet it doesn't taste like anything


Lol I appreciate the correction, and agree!!


That's true, but the also like fiat so much, so it could be enough of a pull to get them to get rid of it


I wonder if these 69k coins are going to move to the much larped about Bitcoin Strategic Reserve or will they eventually give into temptation and dump it on the market so the plebs can pick it up for a steal

https://protos.com/supreme-court-wont-stop-sale-of-69370-silk-road-bitcoins/


Lol It's going up forever, Larry!!


According to this CNBC article the median net worth tops out at $409 900 in the age braket 64-74, that's around 6.5 BTC now and dropping.

If Bitcoin reaches the size of gold, it would require less than 1 coin to have that level of net wealth, do you understand how early you are??

https://m.primal.net/LNlP.png


For sure he has the work ethic, can't fault that, but refuses to put that energy and time into finding a real solution, people will try to patch the existing system rather than leave it


How do they function? do they just blurt everything out loud?


Lol time to entertain new ideas, once the carrying cost of real estate starts to munch into those unrealised fiat gains and those bags start to get heavier


Lol, drug dealers upset that recovering addicts are now taking up healthy and constructive habits, worried that this might lead to self-reliance

Oh woe is me, the International Morphine Fund can go cope harder for all I care!

https://bravenewcoin.com/insights/imf-critical-of-bitcoin-and-el-salvador


Fasting is highly underrated, evident by the size of the wobbling population


Lol I feel seen! Always trying to do better


It’s not easy 😂 https://image.nostr.build/9b85e1339dcebf2a211887c2e707b4e58b8d7b6757006b430272dfd70b46dd89.jpg


For sure, I don't think people realise that they don't have an earning problem, they have a saving problem, if only they knew how much wealth they've bled out, but that wake up call sadly I don't think comes around for everyone, like it did for us

I don't want to have to look back knowing those avo toast buy ruined me financially lol

https://m.primal.net/LNaX.png


Lol bro moving from single sig to multi-sig


I was speaking to a friend yesterday, he works hard, and recently got a raise, but is still working over the weekend on a side hustle for an extra bit of income and I asked him what is your plan with all the money?

He, like most people don't have a plan, they're just collecting it to lose it over the long term and continue to fight a losing battle.

Just like you can't outgym a bad diet, you can't outwork inflation!


At some point I hope my Bitcoin stack gets me to this point, once I close that last jira ticket and send that last email knowing im done with this shit


Satoshi just chilling without a care in the world, not knowing people are making bets, and spending hours debating and making documentaries about who he is

https://m.primal.net/LMuG.mp4


Lol didn't even need my morning coffee to start shitting myself


Lol she doesn't look gassed to be there at all, reminds me of a few dates i've been one


Everything reminds me of her


Lol Vikas Bhattacharjee


Governemnt: Oh no we got inflation at our 2% target range

Also government: Record high government jobs, giving into wage strikes, adding new tariffs, lowering interest rates, new alphabet soup programs

https://m.primal.net/LMjl.jpg


Lol you are too sweet, mum will be sure to have top notch opsec


If you have a decent sized Bitcoin position and you are a business that generates an income sure you have more wiggle room with this type of trade, but I can be sure people are who don't, will still try to do it and get blown out, it's the nature of short term fiat brain


How many own goals do the "green energy" producers and promoters need to take before they accept that Bitcoin mining as a load balancing tool and baseline monetisation tool is the only way to make this work

F Yo Batteries! Sa

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/solar-and-wind-energy-prices-plummet-record-lows


Lol okay mom, you made your keys, but you allowed me to see them, no destroy them and make another set

https://media.tenor.com/mBLX9j5CuMIAAAAC/thor-another.gif


Lol everyone has to get their first rugging to appreciate Bitcoin, all we can do is warn and watch

https://media.tenor.com/xZ5Jaj_JLlEAAAAC/suicide-joker.gif


Big man going solo on his hash,bold move cotton


I don't mind them switching teams, but be humble lol


As options roll out on paper Bitcoin products, how many people are going to think they can pull off stunts like this to generate a yield on their Bitcoin, only to get rekt in the process?

https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2024/10/03/bitcoin-holder-metaplanet-sells-btc-options-to-boost-its-32m-btc-stash/


Lol mums keys have killer entropy but it won't help if she accidently sends her keys in the family group chat


😂 😂 😂 😂  Don't trust mum or dad, verify!


You walk into the room and you see your mum making a Bitcoin wallet and she takes a photo of her seed phrase, with her iCloud connected iPhone or Google Cloud connected Android device

What do you do?

https://m.primal.net/LLjC.jpg


Lol won't be 5x forever, they'll eventually catch up it will be 4x, 3x, 2x but we'll still be slam dunking most of em


POV: Plebs just DCA'ing and hodling outperforming professional money managers returns by x5 annually

https://m.primal.net/LLDn.jpg


So #Breez, has joined #Aqua and #Marina in offering liquid submarine swaps into LN, while you might have to pay slightly more than you normally would with LN due to liquids fees on the backend, still not a bad trade-off if you're wanting to transition to something less custodial

baby steps right?

https://blog.liquid.net/breez-releases-nodeless-sdk-implementation-powered-by-liquid/


Did you have a Kälteen Bar today?


I can get down with that, imagine how much cheaper things would be if you didn't have to pay all these various settlement fees, and people think Bitcoin transaction fees are expensive

We can do on-chain escrow for many things, still requires a little bit of trust with the moderator but the cost should be far cheaper


They'll keep giving us more reasons to build robust P2P trading, and this is a hill i am willing to die on, I will continue to provide liquidity on P2P exchanges, because that's the world I want to see

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/german-crack-down-btc-atms/


These days, I wait until we're well on our way before bringing up #Bitcoin—less chance they'll jump out of a moving car 😂🚗💨

https://video.nostr.build/3a4a8d3726d708ca8b7ff34c3c02742a50b3ed008a0e93679c099f11a0736aab.mp4

#meme #memstr


Lol don't trust, verify! A lesson everyone has to learn the hard way


Heres to another 25 of faster devaluation


Congrats to 25 years of Euro!

https://image.nostr.build/ab604ca16f31ea24518205333863798d64312193c69fee0d4f9a3067fd4fe045.jpg


Step 1: Contact random women online pretending to be Brad Pitt
Step 2: Get them to send you 5.6 BTC
Step 3: Profit

https://m.primal.net/LJZW.jpg


My current #solomining setup. Antminer So currently not running because of energy prices.

https://m.primal.net/LHRu.jpg


dope setup, why not go solar?


Lol I thought it was laser ray until 100k, isn't that the origin? you moving the goal posts now


What a difference 50 BIPs makes, S&P crushing it, Gold smashing ATHs and recessionista's are looking for a new narrative to sell their doomer-driven clicks on social media

Inflation will pick up for sure, but no ones going to care because it's better to have inflation and a job than deflation and no job

Once the tradfi assets run up to a point where the returns diminish, it's going to be risk on that's Bitcoin and shitcoin getting the bid and we're off to the races!

2025 is when all your 100k laser eyes will be completely destroyed, your meme will be absolutely devasted and you'll have to come up with something new

https://m.primal.net/LIcC.png

https://m.primal.net/LIcE.png


Who still has time to mess around on Twitter in this economy? lol i'm just tryna pay my pills and use my poop time for nostr


The paper hand #Bitcoiners would be the ones to sell when bad news comes around and that's just how the nature of the game will work, they get spooked we get to stack

$242.6 million flows out, pulls down leverage traders, and DCA army provides the floor, keep chipping away lads, give them nothing, but take from them every sat they have to offer!

https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-etfs-largest-outflow-in-nearly-month-iran-israel-conflict


Ah getting your chakra aligned, nice!


lol it's been a long bear/crab market hasn't it?


Eat or be eaten, this is the way


You want it, you crave it, but what will you do if you ever secure a block?


bullet proof monk


When boomers finally figure out they need to stack sats and can't rely on social security and sticking the next generation with a housing ponzi

https://m.primal.net/LIJf.jpg


oef! witnessing a major rugging of an account, crazy


Lol holy hell, just thinking of what 9 gallons looks like makes me want to vom


In five years,  nostr:npub13qrrw2h4z52m7jh0spefrwtysl4psfkfv6j4j672se5hkhvtyw7qu0almy made just $750 in royalties from over 500,000 streams through apps like Spotify.

In one year, she made 21 million sats (over $13,000) through apps like Fountain and Wavlake.

Adapt and adopt Bitcoin - or else.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/frankcorva/2024/10/01/musicians-can-now-earn-bitcoin-for-streaming-their-songs/


Lightning, because your big tech margins are my opportunity to extract revenue through direct payments, keep eating their lunch!


Lol that local tops always got people thinking 58 won't come back, but like clockwork he comes around to remind us to stay humble


Lol never, only MDMA and shrooms, is as far as I got! Is coke and cock a usual combo??


LOL now that's some real talk, I respect the hustle, I can be your hero baby, I can suck away the pain

https://media.tenor.com/l1bQbzpUAKUAAAAC/enrique-takemybreathaway.gif


I appreciate you putting this much thought into it, I think doxing yourself and then also letting them know you're a whole coiner becomes more dangerous by the year


Fine, what's the least amount of Bitcoin you'd accept to post your face and butthole online?


hell yeah - look who just went live in the umbrel app store!

if you're running a lightning node on your umbrel home server, it's time step up your game with Alby Hub 🐝

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When bitcoin goes over 100,000, you won’t know how much I have, but there will be signs… https://video.nostr.build/d5bc310ca46437ca966547bc15e66a31de51feff10d41ca0d8427bbaf3b15b4d.mp4


Okay serious question time, as a straight dude, what's the least amount of Bitcoin you can get paid to suck a mans penis?

You get to pick the dude, final dick approval, choose any dick you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDICRX_rK8


Lol looks like bro busted a major nut


Lol thanks for the ego boost, honestly I'd be happy with even my low end predictions, but we aim for the stars right?


LOL I feel vindicated, glad i'm not the only one with this hobby


When I have free time, after work and my work outs, I could spend it on watching a movie or tv series, maybe even a sporting match, but instead I waste it doing mythical calculations of what I need to do to reach some arbitrary number of Bitcoin

It's so stupid, but it it keeps my mental math brain sharp and I find it enjoyable, so just leave me alone!

https://m.primal.net/LHSK.jpg


Welcome to the purple bird app


Lol and that liquidity eventually bids up Bitcoin


A good rugging is a proper life lesson, if you're open to accepting it


Lol like why bother multi-sigging if you're entire goal is to risk capital in DEFI anyway, that's how I saw it, I was big on the liquidity pool bullshit, i'm going to make money from all the suckers trading, but impermanent losses showed me this is just dumb

Glad I figured it out eventually and sold all that trash, pitty I didn't do in a bull market though


You can't stop them, you can only drain their wallets and demonetise them in Bitcoin terms


Lol it's the anti-hijack protection, will shock anyone trying to get at your truck


Feed me rage, I need it!


That's going to leave a mark


Lol all you had to tell him was Bitcoin would 100x


While I am constantly checking my opsec over my few satoshis, scared to lose anything above on-chain mining fees, in shitcoin land a victim lost 12,083 spWETH tokens (~$32.4 million) after signing a malicious transaction, lol who are these absolute nutters keeping 32 million in a hot wallet?

https://www.theblock.co/post/318574/crypto-whale-loses-over-32-million-in-apparent-phishing-attack


$5 billion in annual losses on $3.7 billion in revenue, but don't worry bro, we're going to 3x revenue next year!

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/27/openai-sees-5-billion-loss-this-year-on-3point7-billion-in-revenue.html


So they're basically renting the vehicles at insanely high premiums, while predatory, these people are still willing buyers, and made their decision based on I guess I can afford x a month and thats all the due diligence they do


Use this client
https://badges.page/


Lol its a miracle we get things done inspite of all of this nonsense


I googled and they say the car retails for around 22k, so basically 4.5x the price while the cars value continues to trend towards zero, this has to be a parody


Lol use a straw mate


The same way they lived with themselves every year enforcing tax laws, i'm just doing my job cope is a real get out of accountablity free card


Lol as if raising chickens is free, but you know it's the cost of living in a democracy, and to have roads, right?


Have you KYC'd your chickens? Also you will need to pay capital gains on all the egg yields made in that year from any long term hodling of the chicken asset

Any killing and then eating of the chicken will be a taxable event and you will need to pay the short term capital gains

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I sense you are storing non KYC chickens under the floorboards


Oh cool, my bro lives that side, hope you had a great time!


Lol what's the deal, they just not selling? I can't imagine EVs work too well in cold weather so you'd still need a gas car too right?


I hope not, this has to be right? In South Africa car loans max out at 96 months which is already a total madness, but 22 years for a 3 year old car, is just plain coocoo


Lol when you're that round and walking around in crocs, I doubt you care about freedom


I doubt she or the car will see our the term of that loan


I'm not sure if this is real, but if it is, I no longer question why normies don't bother with #Bitcoin, they too busy financially ruining themselves to care about the future.

Homegirl got absolutely rinsed on this deal, 267 months??

If you're agreeing to a mortgage term length for a #Ford, you can't aFord it

https://m.primal.net/LGND.mp4


Lol she's clearly too busy getting fucked by the state, move on King!


No better way to learn to hate the state, radicalise them early


Lol Justin Sun Vibes


Truflation CEO Stefan Rust confirmed that malware had been injected into a computer during the Token 2049 event in Singapore losing the company $5 milllion,

lol, now they're offering a $500k bounty. If they can't even manage their wallets, how good is their data really and I see a bunch of talking heads quoting their numbers in reports

https://cryptoslate.com/truflation-offers-500k-bounty-to-recover-funds-stolen-in-hack/


100k loading, I rate we top out at 125k, maybe 150k if leverage goes nutters!


Who is going to tell them?

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sri-lankas-marxist-leaning-dissanayake-early-lead-become-president-2024-09-21/


Focus on your form, take it slow and don't try to lift heavy thinking that's the solution


I am South African, whats up?


"i'm not like a regular fiat currency, I am a gold-backed fiat currency"

Gold hitting all-time high,
Gold-backed currency devalued by 40%

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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  who could have predicted this?


Lol looks like someones assets and liabilities aren't matching up


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  J better be on the down Lo


Lol HAM-256 hashing is the future


Sick! Thanks for the tip, will check it out, competitor to wavlake?


If I don't bring the lolz, feel free to block me!!


Live footage of normies on a fiat standard trying to keep pace with inflation

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LOL My BitAxes's solo mining trying their best against to compete with exahashes from massive industrial miners


Damn ma, that pizza be thick!


Non-swifties tend to hold more sats, I don't make the riles, I just look at the on-chain data


Stop giving Ticketmaster and Live Nation all your sats!

Do you understand?

https://m.primal.net/LEdu.jpg


Lol men really demand so little and yet the chicks are still fumbling the bag


I would assume so, last time I checked they part of da main ting!


Lol learning to code hello world in every language


Let them spoil you, accept nothing less!


Wake me up when its 0.23 lol


Woke up this morning, found out i'm officially Portugeuse now!

But in all seriousness,

If countries aren't going to 6102 you, this how they're going to get you to hand over your Bitcoin, offering you all sorts of incentives to try and get at your coins!

Would I want to put down 7.7 BTC right now for something like this? Prolly not, but it will only get cheaper with time, and other countries will come in to compete for you!

I say hold out and let them shower you with gifts

https://m.primal.net/LEUR.png


Lol don't forget an obscene amount of free game apps


Celebrating the absolute obliteration of 58k once again, and I am getting really good at it!

https://video.nostr.build/d43f0b16d057f745a8b1197ddff04135a34503848b0aa3dc146d0afd2ebe346a.mp4


It's a mess and there's not enough traffic anyway, I don't know why they think this will work, just have an auction like every other ad tech company


Lol vote and cope, and the cycle continues


Fed's 50 BIPs cut kicked off the momentum, now #China is is pamping its stonk market with a massive stimulus package, is this the reflation trade unfolding?

Bitcoin sure thinks so! Risk on baby, 66 pick up sticks!

https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/china-stocks-set-for-best-week-in-16-years-on-stimulus-package-53934465


Lol Bitconi bears trying to hold on to their short position


Man aint trying to withdraw, he finna deposit


Drop the Cash, SV, Fractal or Wrapped

Just #Bitcoin, it's cleaner

https://m.primal.net/LDaM.jpg


I didn't even thnk of the employees, but yeah makes sense, if you can rug some stock and flip it on the side to suppliment your flat wages, why wouldn't you? The incentive only becomes stronger each year


I wonder how much they're flipping these for on FB marketplace or Gumtree lol whats the street value if they're willing to put these chocs on lockdown


Lol 2166 sats a choccie, treat yoself!


Lol For sure, just treat people like people have no expectations, have fun, people are way too serious these days when in reality we're all a bunch of goofballs in our own way


Well that to me still makes sense, easily running off with a few thousand euros, but tying up 6 bucks worth of choccies, I mean come on man


All olive oil or only the extra virgin imports? Pics please :)

I haven't seen any of this in South Africa yet and we love crime here


How bad do things have to be for a shop to decide it would be better to lock up the Ferrero Rocher? What's going on in the UK that we can't have free-range chocolate balls just roaming on the shelf?

 https://image.nostr.build/853f131a4bc47be7bbd56e7d94f85002b51c1120a8a9a0f13031fe73b0c3bcaf.jpg


Because we are social creatures and we like to interact with one another, no man or woman can be an island, even if in modern times you can sort of get away with it

I think the dating game is indeed trashed by the apps and people brains being cooked by too much internet, but I do think there's still enough people in the world that the odds are you can meet someone who isn't a total douche waffle


Lol Sometimes we gotta shoot our shot, you miss 100% of those you never take and if they do crucify you, it stings but builds character. I know its not easy, and some people are just arseholes but maybe 1 at the table isn't, so why not find out


For sure, I'm also trying to do better and not adding to the flaking and ghosting pandemic we're currently in! Always being busy isn't a badge of honour, it just shows you don't know how to prioritise


We have been cooking!🚀 Today, we are launching the *Boltz BTCPay Plugin*, enabling merchants to accept Lightning payments without the need to run a node. Powered by Liquid Swaps 🌊

"The most impactful plugin ever released on BTCPay!"
- strainly.io

https://blog.boltz.exchange/p/launching-the-boltz-btcpay-plugin


I'm not crying, you're crying


Lightning enabled prediction market just dropped, pitty there's no sign in with nostr!

People are already putting their sats where their mouth is, lol

https://beta.predyx.com/


Me logging in and checking the price as one does, seeing we're up today then hearing rumours circulating that that crab market is officially over, Uptober is on the way and Q4 is looking bullish

https://m.primal.net/LDBs.jpg


Bold move cotton, lets see if pays off!

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Lets see where baby oil ranks on the boom meter


Me when people rug their nsec and now I need to become emotionally attached to a new nym

Goodbye my lover,
Goodbye my friend,

You have been the one,
You have been the one for me

https://image.nostr.build/673da7284792c5970fb93c8d0be289cd5aa6cfad84e35a4799025aa9b042d6a7.jpg


Don't trust, verify every relationship lol


If he or she isn't willing to ride the volatility with you for at least one cycle, then they're not the one and you need to move on

https://image.nostr.build/e1fe93c4dc12b641503e764a59ef7da06349fbb0f3cd1343592b135576424d00.jpg


Very cool thanks, i'll mess around with it a bit later :)


Lol did nostr just get a glassdoor/linkedin client? Oh we better get ready for a lot of people to announce that they are thrilled and honoured


Humans will always gravitate to what is easy and comfortable, nothing worthwhile comes easy, they'll have to learn that the hard way. I think not just men but people in general have been cooked by the incentives infront of them, overconsumption of bad food, being lazy, hiding behind screens and its showing


Oef!

Sounds rough out there, I grabbed drinks with a friend last week and I saw mostly older men sitting alone drinking or groups of girls, the only dude millenmial/gen z age range besides me was the DJ lol

There's clearly something weird going on that's for sure


Welcome! Enjoy crafting on this purple patch of the internet


And sweep those free cashflows into Bitcoin


Lol they couldn't just play the long game, which is

Step 1: Get married,
Step 2: Live longer than your husband
Step 3: Profit

You were going to get it anyway and you would only be stuck with the property taxes and your new bf or kids can handle the repair cost, its basically a free house


POV: 2025 guys at the bar out on a date with their AI gf or talking stage *insert dating app* crush
IRL interactions really need to make a comeback, the internet has cooked everyone's brains FR, FR, no cap!
https://image.nostr.build/f793f9d66809886c4d02c7f5907c8364e7797e54bd63133b69cacee6fdc40114.jpg


Okay so who is going to buy Hooters and use those orange shorts to orange pill dudes?

https://www.themiddlemarket.com/news-analysis/hooters-restaurant-chain-reportedly-taps-advisers-to-address-debt-as-revenue-falls


Lol plenty of wealth destruction going down that pipeline, maybe the men aren't willing to take that deal so this is the result


⚡thebtcmanual@fountain.fm


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https://m.primal.net/LBpG.png


First ep was fire, if you don't like it you're a pussy boy, is that what you are? A little pussy boy?


Hoomers will rather go 3 ways on a 30- year mortgage only to want out 5 years later and fight for a buy-out for a portion of non-existent equity than just buy #Bitcoin

https://image.nostr.build/2369b9af5bd2331ee38660f5ef17896653b083ce39cd4f642794d5ab92b5d964.png


No stop losses either


She only got 2 years for her part in rugging $8 billion, and you're telling me crime doesn't pay? Caroline and CZ are getting off scot free IMO

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bankman-frieds-ex-girlfriend-ellison-100154328.html


If you're keen on running Lightning but you don't want to deal with the technical overhead of running your own node, then LSPs might be your best bet.

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/blocktank/


Lol Sam went from backing his balance sheet with FTX tokens, to backing it up for SEX tokens


Lol either that or they are going to launch a DidiFi platform


Meanwhile CZ will be out next week like:

https://m.primal.net/LAsH.mp4


It's rough out there and its showing who has strength of character, I am thankful for the tests, I wouldn't value what I have and have what I have if I wasn't getting my ass whipped on the regular


Two disgraced billionaires and one cup!

https://image.nostr.build/566403f38826eee6307f3a58ad3e16b29beb5f48e3f99896055fd5060699d679.png


LOL this is how I picture being his team mate must be like

https://y.yarn.co/5dca295d-8df1-4156-8544-fbd7a9b1709d_text.gif


Nostr is how I channel my inner Pirlo


Spot on just like his passing ability


Lol this is him at training, was way too chilled it was scary


Them:

So what do you guys get up to over there on nostr?

Me:
https://m.primal.net/LAgd.jpg


You can hodl bitcoin or you can hodl excuses, you can't do both


Call me crazy but I don't think 50 BIPs is enough to reverse that trend


😂 😂 😂  i doubt it's a pain as start9 can be on a pii, but happy hashing, remember the little guys if you solo mine a block


Lol you saying they were all spook exchanges to being with? Maybe the shut down is because no one was dumb enough to use them, I never heard of any of them before


Wonder if he'll drop a few features this time around, Sabrina Carpenter or Drake perhaps?


Lol and then re-record them to break to get around the fees he has to pay for streaming and encouraging the fans to listen to the updated version 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  The diddler strikes again


That they can out exercise a bad diet


That we're so back!


Never would be my guess with my family, lol they prefer hodling excuses


Tell me you're a sicko without telling me
https://m.primal.net/LAGZ.png


Let them keep breadcrumbing you, but never let them know your next move


yet another step into the nationalisation of coinbase


Inflation is so high that even #Mozart is coming out of retirement to drop an album in an attempt to generate some much-needed cash flow

https://image.nostr.build/7d9309a9de8bb8a920684c2642967961bfd463fcbf0589c322b3362819577e94.jpg


Lol you had my curiosity but now you have my attention


Looks like Germany 🇩🇪 is going ham on anyone who isn't keen on using KYC and closed down 47 exchanges, i didn't even know there was that many

Wonder if they managed to seize any Bitcoin in the take down of these domains? If they did, hope they'll dump it on the cheap like they did the last time

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/germany-seizes-47-crypto-exchanges-used-by-ransomware-gangs/


Me during the depths of the bear market in November 2022, when we hit the low of 16k and my family and friends thought I was crazy as I doubled down and bought more sats with my shitty 3rd world salary

It was do or die, and it always has been!

https://video.nostr.build/dcce7c9433eb787b98ab1720ddb2562a07965f7a96cb3ec1afbea6669d9807cc.mp4


Lol I've been around since 2015 and I still feel filthy and dumb, but I am doing my part, and it takes all kinds! Keep up the proof of work you filthy bugger

https://image.nostr.build/bd6be37bbec896b7290d45a328c1dad8f66425c5964a1695529de492540088bb.jpg


We'll need more details! Come on spill the tea


Bros gotta source that exit liquidity, I pop into his videos from time to time to check up on him and his audience are all willing to go down with the ship now that gold is hitting ATH lol


The market will regulate itself 😂 😂 😂  you gotta love it


If you can atomic swap in and out, I guess its cheaper and less painful than coinjoins, but yeah I don't see why id' give up the purchasing power appreciation rate, the verifiability and the access to liquidity just for privacy

I know the drivechain peeps were big on shilling a zcash chain for privacy but yeah that didn't go anywhere


Looks like these social engineer peeps sure are going after the big fish, with a 4100 heist back in August. Unfortunately for them, their opsec wasn't as good as they thought either

Sad to see wealth wasted like this!

https://dailyhodl.com/2024/09/22/two-california-men-arrested-by-feds-for-allegedly-stealing-250000000-in-bitcoin-from-washington-d-c-victim/


Blockstream Research’s Cryptography Team Lead, Jonas Nick, introduces Shielded CSV alongside Liam Eagen and Ronin Linus!

https://image.nostr.build/25616b94625465e0dc5056cadff85eeb53dde08f20f6f725e8710d7edf19d9ad.jpg
Check out the whitepaper:
https://github.com/ShieldedCSV/ShieldedCSV/releases/latest/download/shieldedcsv.pdf

Protocol Spec in Rust:
https://github.com/ShieldedCSV/ShieldedCSV

X post
https://x.com/n1ckler/status/1837194004552655077


Reply guys are people too


Lol i'm long volatility okay?


What that fingers do ma?


GM! May the cobbee be wif you


Peter Schiff might hate on Bitcoin, but he sure does know how to shill its unique selling points like a maxi, is this the start of his redemption arc?

https://m.primal.net/Kywy.png


"It's not about money... it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!"


Defs a pain in the ass managing LN, lol I have been buggering around with the greenlight, still kinda wonky but it will have to do for now, because I am not going to deal with self managing a node after my previous experiences with LND and CLN on Umbrel


Oh well, they had a good run, and I learned my lesson that beating Bitcoins hurdle rate is a tough undertaking and hodling just keeps paying off!

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/sunexchange-quits-crowdsales-business/


Lol interoperability at its finest, swapping between main chain and LN can only aspire to be this smooth of a transition


Saylor: Wouldn't you like JP Morgan to pay you 5% of your Bitcoin value, risk free?

Me:

https://m.primal.net/KyNs.jpg


Samourai Wallet has been forked. Some brave souls have picked up where Samourai Wallet left off and the fight for privacy lives on.

Excellent work in reigniting this flame in the darkest hour. Running your own Dojo now required.

https://ashigaru.rs/

http://ashigaruprvm4u263aoj6wxnipc4jrhb2avjll4nnk255jkdmj2obqqd.onion/


That's enough nostr for me today

https://media.tenor.com/yzm5x_CAp7AAAAAC/spongebob-meme.gif)


SEC has just granted accelerated approval for the listing and trading of options on $IBIT.

And you think they are not controlling bitcoin?

- First they created cash-settled futures (Fiat), which made it possible to create paper bitcoin.

- When they already had a huge futures market with the CME, then they gave way to ETFs to be able to control the price, ETFs are also cash settled (Fiat).

- Finally they have approved options, also not redeemed with the underlying, redeemed with Fiat.

You must understand that the three Bitcoin institutional instruments, Futures, ETFs and options all revolve around Fiat and not Bitcoin, they are all cash settled. The only one that affects Bitcoin volume are the ETFs and even then they are not redeemed on the underlying.

They are trying the same play as with gold.

The money changers, i.e. the old bankers (Rothschilds) knew that to get into power they simply had to have as much gold as possible and create the loan/interest system.

This is what they are doing now with Bitcon, taking Bitcon away from the people.

Saifedean explains very well in his book Patron Fiat that in a Bitcoin system it won't make much sense to lend Bitcoin for interest.

What can you do?

 - Never deposit Bitcoin in a bank.
 - Create circular economies, black market, grey market, counter economy.
 - Never pay taxes on Bitcoin.
 - Never give Bitcoin to a government, before they are lost.

https://m.primal.net/KwUo.png

https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/ise/2024/34-101128.pdf


This gives me major FTX vibes i don't care if its regulated, sure CoinBase has close to 1 million BTC to back this nonsense, but we're only making 400 new coins per day and that has to be distributed amoung the total buying population and ofcourse miners don't always want to sell so even less fresh Bitcoin hits the market

If we consider that the US spot ETFs alone are doing like 1 billion USD 24h vol without options, what is it going to be once this goes live and traders can take bigger sizes with hedging strategies, while others can generate income selling options on their positions?

It only makes sense that they are going to do unbacked leveraged trades, because CB is the settlement layer, its a trust me bro trade

I don't see how this ends well, unless the lender of last resort comes in to bail them out


Looks like we're onboarding the Ark boys

https://blog.second.tech/demoing-the-first-ark-transactions-on-bitcoin-mainnet/


That fact checker doesn't understand how currency debasement works lol


Did someone say basically risk free?

https://m.primal.net/KwgK.png


TikTok is just the most efficient digital opium den around!

I don't think I've met anyone who uses it, whose cognitive function is not been severely impaired since installing the app


Damn these Bitcoiners be eating good these days!


100%, also gold coming out of Zimbabwe and is being melted and rebranded UAE gold or other countries


Lol there's a lot of Zimbabwean and Basutho Zama Zamas (illegal miners) pulling that shit out the ground everyday and funding their little economies and even malicias, while the regulated miners are too busy faffing around dealing with dumbass license agreements that make a lot of those reserves unfeasible to pull out

Also when your energy production is so shit it adds to the hurdle rate making a lot of deposits cash flow negative to extract, so that gold is safe and sound and won't be adding to the stock to flow anytime soon


Lol damn bro realised he still had those private keys


Lol I'm in a drama lacking state right now, so looking for something to trigger me, since I don't do algo social media I am way too chill


The averager tv consooomer

https://media.tenor.com/pOoMWxAP86oAAAAC/spongebob-patrick.gif


lol he is taking photos of her so she can post it on instagram to advertise to the guy she actually wants! 😂 😂 😂


I saw a couple of posts like this on Stacker and Nostr, so I thought I'd join petty university for the lecture and complain after

https://stacker.news/items/691645


Lol glad someone is keeping score!


Lol lets see, I'm 10 minutes in now and they're still just bantering

Oh 100% agree with you that each cycle changes you, I got in in 16, and just when I think I know my shit something or someone comes along and my mental models need to be updated


LOL I just started so you'll have to wait until I get through this marathon


Me listing to Saylor and Saif go at it for 4 hours because I want to find out what all the drama was about!

https://m.primal.net/KwSC.jpg


GM! Another day, another exchange gets hacked and another reminder why you never leave money with an exchange, these companies will spend more on sponsoring Chelsea Football club than security

Trust no one, self custody!

https://protos.com/chelsea-fc-sponsor-bingx-tried-to-hide-40m-hack-behind-wallet-maintenance/


better late than never, welcome to the club, bitcoin only!


thank you so much ☺


Lol its a legal requirement, but when have South Africans ever worried about what is legal?


Sync up bro, your thoughts are bangers, happy to steal them and take the credit

I was also thinking that they underestimated how people would just substitute their product for containers that were meant to be disposable, like ice cream tins lol

https://media.tenor.com/XZ0XbORGK-AAAAAC/sync-highfive.gif


The Bitcoin ATM I was able to access here also asked for an ID and it was a shitcoin ATM so i didn't bother lol!


The premium also wasn't that bad, 5% isn't the worst I've ever seen, and the KYC is not a hard pass, its pretty easy to get someone to purchase on your behalf and since its on LN, you don't have an on-chain transaction tied to your purchase


I was feeling cute so I decided to go to my local supermarket and purchase some Bitcoin for cash and open up a Lightning channel with  nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n #greenlight #LSP

Was kinda annoyed that they forced you to hand over an ID but it worked as smooth as butter

South Africans can purchase #Bitcoin directly on LN at their Checkers, Shoprite, USave or even their local post office with cash or card with orders between R50 - R5000 ($2.86 - $286)

https://m.primal.net/KvrU.jpg
https://m.primal.net/KvrV.png


Tupperware files for bankruptcy

In fiat land, you either make cheaper products, defective products, have planned obsolescence so you can continue to drive repeat purchases and cash flow or you die

The market doesn't reward making something good once!

Imagine if they had a had a deflationary asset to put on their balance sheet stacking since the height of their popularity in their 50s, where they would be today?

Lesson in there!

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/tupperware-brands-files-chapter-11-bankruptcy-2024-09-18/


when i wear my glasses I am told I look like a real cutie yes


So how many more of these FOMC meetings do I have to attend before you finally figure out we should just move to a Bitcoin standard?

https://m.primal.net/KvEN.png


Lol I feel this one deeply


Bro used to the bang bang, it was a natural transition


When you had all your money in #BlockFi because you thought it was a rocketship 🚀 in the last cycle, only to get completely rugged and now you gotta work your secret service job to stack sats

https://m.primal.net/Kumc.jpg


If we get another round of cuts before the end of year, I think you're on to something but I'm sticking with 2025 is the first we taste 100 bandz


Bulls and bears stumped at the enigma that is the 58k, is it a local top or a local bottom? 🤣

https://image.nostr.build/f2c72d451237334c1d6b63907a8fdfb5db490a423b7e9f20b5e8e59a509f6962.jpg


Lol thanks just what I needed, a little nostr at the right time saves lives


You going HAM on the bitcoin proxys, is this for your retirement account?


Lol strong men know women who stack are just pumping his bags too


Lol the bear market is dragging on so long that even Donald Trump has become a spend your Bitcoin with wallet of satoshi influencer

🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://m.primal.net/Kudq.jpg


Know who pays your ciggie money


Competition is good for the market, LFG!


The fed cut interest rates by 50bps today, which is half a percent but no one says it that way.

So what does it mean?

It means those strong jobs numbers, and avoiding recession is a lie

It also means taking the load off interest payments so government can fund whatever alphabet soup program they want to push out to inject money into the economy.

Ultimately a lot more terrible startups will be funded, new crypto coins & maybe even spacs, while zombie companies refinance their debt.

If you hear rate cuts, think bullshit is about to get funded

https://m.primal.net/KuXa.jpg


Rate my setup 😂 😂 😂 😂


There's a scam for everyone


Kitty cats kicks looking dope!


Found on #reddit #meme #memestr #bitcoin #starwars https://image.nostr.build/f1509b98f5d28918ea5f5b04a36ec6ae554db454cf3a1131e0650556e33842a2.jpg


New Episode of conversions with a scammer just dropped, and I am so here for it. Diving into the minds of those looking to rug you is a facinating rabbit hole

To know thy enemy is to know thyself

https://soundcloud.com/junsethsworld/episode-76-demetri-interview


Hits hard, I am not ashamed to shed man tears for this guy! Put his body on the line and brought us all a lot of joy


Daddy, what was it like HODLING Bitcoin during the first four epochs when it wasn't obvious to the majority of the world that this asset class would change everything:

https://video.nostr.build/290fe25859352c42518ef3b2dc415dc8aaaa7683ac9c4eb3b0636b9e057439aa.mp4


Don't try to wake up the bull run, you don't want that smoke, let 58K protect it at all costs!

https://image.nostr.build/f44058363ed2ff967e803ca22486960b724053b4ac3f6f11e54dbd4fd7a5f3da.jpg


I also have a retirement annuity and preservation fund that I was given when i was working, honestly I've already zero'd that in my head because well its in South African rands and Rand-based assets so what's the bloody point?

I'd be so doom pilled if I never found Bitcoin, its so disheartening trying to save in other asset classes, especially if you don't want to leverage yourself to the tits to do it

I just don't know how I will access this capital though, taxes are going to be a nightmare and pulling it out non-kyc is going to be in drips and drabs pulling teeth, alternatively borrowing against your Bitcoin is an option but the interest on it is a joke, 13% annually bro I'm pledging the worlds best collateral here are you high?


I have funds stuck in a pension but I don't think we have access to MSTR or an ETF wrapper I still need to enquire about if I can salvage any of that, but I am happy with my real sats and the odd non-KYC buys I can source


GM! Cobbee loading


LFG!!!!


I binned most of my social accounts, I still have Linkedin for work but other than that I'm nostr only


13 000 BTC is a sizable chunk for such a small country, pretty sure they'll hit 20k because all other countries are asleep at the wheel good on on them and El Salvador for front running the inevitable


Lol, my funds have no place else to go


Your setup looks ultra secure, keep it snowed in lol


GM! View of my Bitcoin in cold storage reminding me that this is spendable liquid wealth only for me to ignore that fact and dump more into that same wallet

https://image.nostr.build/0286216844e4bdbcda6fa11494211cda8e888f46d72b6d05031077b8e6b70d0a.jpg


Lol the reply guy will remain until engagement improves


Lol whip his ass!!!!


Lol WAGMI


LOL watch more of his videos and you'll find out, itchy or sticky?


Bullish, bullish, bullish!


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  how do I get into that coinjoin list?


Lol You're only one rug pull away from ending up with less Bitcoin, I have tried this, I am not good at this, I regret this, but if you can manage it more power to you drain the swamp


Dualcoiners going into the bull market be like:

https://image.nostr.build/5ef4a90fd6144190f393102be1ec5b7aea53fee6010dc59e5596941cc574dd55.jpg


If you're keen on moving to a #Bitcoin standard, consider the following hurdles and pain points before you start to take your salary in sats only

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/accepting-salary-btc/


Lol this guy is so brat


Lol the noise was too much okay? So 25% premium was the price they had to pay for quiet


Lol the invisible hand of the market loves handing out a bitch slap or two


Feeling cute, buggering around with Silent Payments, anyone on nostr BIP84 enabled?

https://image.nostr.build/266e535a512594c19c4fb6af74cda4131b315d18a5428e169ab6de203ee41eae.png


I am a product of the ICO rugging of 2017, lol if that means anything


BitAxe Gamma SolarBit is my dream


Solo Satoshi is pledging to give away the very first #Bitaxe Gamma that we receive on the NOSTR platform!!!

Like, share, and follow us!

1.2 TH/s of raw desktop power. You don’t want to miss this! We’re decentralizing #Bitcoin mining together!
https://m.primal.net/KqLu.jpg


Damn homie sitting with whole coins in a hot wallet, just casually doing tutorials


Oh no, Norway town 🇳🇴 FAFO the hard way, as they kick out a #Bitcoin miner and now that the energy producer doesn't have that base load demand coming in they had to jack up prices

Who would have thought that mayors don't know how markets work? Who could have predicted this?

https://www.nrk.no/nordland/datasenter-la-ned-driften-_-na-far-innbyggerne-sjokkregning-1.17042643


Lol as always the yield comes from the marketing budget subsidy and the suckers who are late to the party, If they time it right, it can suck up a lot of liquidity, especially the bull run these things can live way longer than they should as fewer people are withdrawing than depositing
 Its going to be interesting to see how far this leverage play goes before it implodes and at what scale?

At its peak Luna was 40 billion, FTX was valued at 40 billion, if you factor in UST, Celsius and BlockFi thats easily 100 bn in paper wealth and leverage that was erased in a month


Oh for sure, I predict Liquid staking is going to be the blow up on this cycle and I'm going to stack I told you so's early this time around


No this is not L-BTC on Liquid this is LBTC a token on ETH and a few other EVM networks


glad to see no one tried to eat moxie


Lol The rugging would be biblical


New weapon of wealth destruction goes live!

Pendle’s new pools offer floating yields as high as 45% and fixed yields of 10% on a Bitcoin-based token called LBTC.

This is giving me Raoul Pal mind-blowing, you can just stake the network and get 45% and it's basically risk-free vibes

https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2024/09/12/bitcoin-yields-as-high-as-45-on-offer-in-pendles-new-pools/


Lol sorry to break the truth to you nostr:nprofile1qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwveskuenpwfjhxtnfduhszxmhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekzar0wd5xjerwvvhxxmmd9uq3wamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3hhyetww3azu6tn9uq3jamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd35kyetjw3ujuenpdeej7qg6waehxw309ac8ymmzd3jk6ct5d93jumn9w3mk7unt9uqzqs2amz5sjfyt6nzs2hf8gt829rvja8uev5dcey9uhu4cz6758hx59dcww9  but as a CIA mandate I run my node and I have lightning channels to Epstiens island 🏝


Would do well if she had a few chats with Jeff Booth or Saif, a little introduction to deflation and how capital markets work would help I am sure of it.

I am always open to listening to peoples critiques, especially of Bitcoin because I don't just want to drink the koolaid.

I do think mining continues to centralise and is an attack vector and I do think ETFs can grow to a size where they try to fork the network or push more KYC and privacy on BTC isn't that great and these are things to worry about


I didn't go too indepth in the sources, I checked out a few interviews and clicked through and got the same impression, like a lot can be chalked up to interests and incentives set out by government and those in the top tier private sector jumping on it or advising on it, I don't often get the people all getting together on Island to plan how to exploit the poors kinda vibe from central planning

I also thought that if she was really on to something wouldn't there be like an active campaign to keep these things quiet


She's just chasing the incentives, and pandering to her doomerville base is working for her, logic be dammed. I've listened to her stuff, she makes some good points here and there, but when people point out issues I always ask so whats the solution, lets entertain that more


Guilty


Lol I'm just making the best of them wanting to be strong and independent, this is my MSTR carry trade in action


Fellas, if you're going out on a date and she's willing to go dutch, still swipe the full amount on your credit card and collect the loyalty points, which you can use later and get her to cash app you or deposit the money into your strike account and stack sats with her portion of the funds

Even if the date doesn't go well, when #Bitcoin hits 100k the date would have more than paid for itself

Like, zap and follow for more stacking tips!

#bitcoinermath


I also have a hosted account with a service provider and then I used created an alias and use that to sign up for a Google account to access all their services

When you consider that email is a protocol yet its been captured by companies, it creeps me out, because who is to say Bitcoin doesn't go the same way like people just use ETFs instead of self custodying at a scale where the self custody people are essentially pushed to the outskirts of the ecosystem


I live for the day sign in with nostr or paynym replaces sign in with Google across the internet


For sure it's their service to do with as they please and you're just the customer, you have a choice to go somewhere else or host your own email, but no one does


Nostr is never going to delete any of your inactive npubs, because there's no company and no CEO who thinks it would makes for a cost-cutting measure

https://www.iol.co.za/technology/software-and-internet/google-is-deleting-gmail-accounts-heres-how-you-can-save-yours-in-three-easy-steps-310c669e-f6b7-4f24-b9a6-fbc5f2b43912


Annie would make a fortune reading bed time stories on live stream I'm sure of it


I've tried purple pilling and I think its even harder than orange pilling, atleast with OP people will have greed convince them to give it a look nostr is a tougher sell, also I wasn't good at OP'ing anyone anyway so....


No lies detected


Stockup in Stockholm boys 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://image.nostr.build/8007361885494c7d3a98238211671d5025b49c9d235d40a500b74340e0d07c18.jpg


As a Swedish tax payer you already are, so why no take you for a few more krone, lol, my man!

https://media.tenor.com/qkY03OWbhWAAAAAC/my-man-denzel.gif


Lol drain the swamp!!!


New free money glitch unlocked: Me and the boys are getting ready to boat over to Sweden 🇸🇪 and collect a cool 0.6 BTC for the round trip home, LFG!!!

https://image.nostr.build/16361a67dd4cb83e45e534a8a1999701f7882f1c21b9a7103df57a37885a9823.png


Very hard to see when all that value is diluted through inflation


Lol now if you don't want GBP imagine how I feel about South African Rands, you couldn't pay me a high enough interest rate to hold that rubbish.

I get that there is no incentive to save and its all about pulling foward consumption, and speculating on assets but damn, surely the results speak for themselves, like how many years of failing at a strategy do you need?


Lol when are you going to take profits? I always wonder why they so worried about what I do with my purchasing power, but not worried about all the missallocation of capital they've been doing for years


Low time preference isn't easy, but the reward is not only in monetary value, but it changes the way you think and see value and deploy capital


Lol activity bias is a hell of a drug, just doing what you're good at/the market rewards you for doing and saving is highly underated


Lol the problem with Bitcoiners is we make hodling look easy when in fact its not at all and most people will struggle


Them: So if you're not actively trading, how do you make money with Bitcoin?

Me:
https://video.nostr.build/bb899321d03b1082d8eb9fd4ed4230aeeb00152673765cc7a7e0d7d159a94201.mp4


When you're short on dry powder so you sign up for a side job and you happen to link up with another bullish Bitcoiner willing to do whatever it takes

https://video.nostr.build/fda7b77707f787b40cdfe5df2199e0a92e1661b8c3fa890358e8f08a4c02e40a.mp4


Oh now she wants to use stop losses? When her trading strategy was criminal.

A little too late for that, straight to jail with you

https://image.nostr.build/4b990b1204cd2e553e656a88b6dd2cbd3368a891cb16aa7ae3a1cb1b15e565c6.png


The Oef is off the charts, get out while you can


In the past 10 days South Africans have applied to pull out R4.1bn ($23 million) early from their pensions, probably nothing!

Would be a smart move if you just pulled out what was going to zero by the time you retire and put it into Bitcoin, but sadly people are just pulling this out to consume or settle debts

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2024-09-11-two-pot-system-sars-receives-17964-savings-withdrawal-applications-a-day-since-september-1/


I get this feeling everytime I get a paycheque and I am one step closer to stacking one coin, that's hard money, make me the bank

https://video.nostr.build/b0336be5d5debc960acafd9077ac6b7bae800fb3dd8b704f35da7be89d7e4eed.mp4


Don't worry it's drying up, theres only so much exit liquidity to go around, Freinds.tech is already rinised and is down 96% lol


How I lie to myself thinking I check a new public key when really I just check the first 4 and last 4 characters and I assume it all checks out in the end right?

https://m.primal.net/Kmoq.mp4


No butts about it


Sell your corn 🌽 frens its over, #Bitcoin is ded 💀  #860870 https://i.nostr.build/pcxnEpfzqMYghLlJ.jpg https://i.nostr.build/4O4U6BuEhGIKd4Ut.jpg


Damn so the elites own my Raspberri pi? Guess i'm packing it in, sell it all kids, it was a fun ride.

I guess being a doom seller you need to continue to up the ante or you're not going to keep getting the attention. I've listened to several of her shows and she provides some interesting talking points, but no solution, just point finger man bad, group bad, people with money bad


That's the vibe check I like to see when logging in, now for clients to capture them notes and display them in a sexy manner and we're off to the races

https://media.tenor.com/6AP9vvlkLnAAAAAC/my-man-my-man-hd.gif


Robosats' federation is now starting to run their relays and soon there will be a global decentralized order book.

This will reduce load times, keep the book info available even if the coordinator goes down and allow anyone interested on it to have a single place to fetch everything.

And of course, Robosats will be able to easily display orders from other clients out there. 🚀


Uncle got major game, respect


maybe regionally a few will join Zimbabwe and Venezuela, but the entire thing? I'm not sure normies are willing to give it up


If #Robosats  is now nostr enabled, will clients start pulling in their order book so we can do some P2P listings and promote your orders?

https://github.com/RoboSats/robosats/releases


Ai-ubrey is the real Aubrey


Lol gooble gobble one of us, we accept you one of us


Lol is the water with lemon free?


LOL yet another shitcoin social media aka SocialFI aka rebranded rug pull reaching its inevitable endpoint, which is total failure, the market cap has dropped 96% from $235 million to less than $10 million

Nostr is doing its thing with a fraction of the funds!

https://www.ccn.com/news/crypto/friend-tech-pulls-the-plug/


Me after I spent this months grocery money to buy the dip

https://video.nostr.build/5d46ae9c0dc2e8d1b09570e6c8df591dce81c7b198715e46db7b34e6faa8aea9.mp4


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  this hits me on a spiritual level


😅

https://m.primal.net/KmDK.jpg


Me gobbling up as many sats as I can under 58k

https://image.nostr.build/101769f18e40c7e51b605bfc4d27c6a93e17619d88cf11b89eeea68a6c36b6ba.jpg


I wouldn't want to be one of those key holders I imagine you would need armed security at all times, and what is the recovery process should one of the key holders pass on or be compromised?

What is the lowest amount of money a key holder would accept to hand ovr their keys?

How far would criminals go, just wrenching you or going after friends and family?

Like you say a trillion dollar pay off brings all sorts of elements out of the shadows and willing to put in considerable time and effort to come after the weakest part of the security model, which is those people.


Lol It's nuts how some of these people have no business managing a bar tab could manage peoples funds and then still get trusted with millions, too many people are asleep at the wheel and it shows


I feel like even a hot wallet is better than what most people are doing and could save so much money and pain, spin one up, and STFU about your stack and you're doing better than a lot of people in this space, sad to see but the ruggings will continue unitl people value self custody


Just a reminder that custodians are always a single point of failure, no matter how trusted the company, no matter how good their operations are, if the incentive to take them on is big enough, criminals will take bigger and bigger risks for that major pay off

https://protos.com/gunman-forces-revelo-fund-manager-to-drain-investors-crypto/


Lol fire your social media manager


Lol people have way too much faith and too little understanding of credit markets


Lol I'll just make my own popcorn and torrent the movie, ain't nobody got sats for that


"It's for your protection, if you have nothing to hide and pay your taxes there should be no problems"

https://m.primal.net/KjOc.jpg


I suppose you're right, I briefly tried to read up on it, just seems like a fork with extra op_codes and using merge mining, I don't know how that differentiates yourself from other side chains enough, apart from the whole embracing of ordinals, I suppose if they're willing to take on the degen stuff and abstract more of it off main chain, its all good with me lol go play in your corner


I don't follow the #ordinals  space all that much anymore since they're not competing with my transactions for block space, but I saw that the Unisat guys are pushing their own side chain fractal Bitcoin that should go live in the next few hours, bold strategy, wonder if it's going to pay off for them, theres already enough chains around and why not use Rootstock or Liquid, its not like those side chains are super busy either

https://www.bitget.com/news/detail/12560604188223


BREAKING: Bitcoin mining centralization.

OCEAN reaches 56% of unique miners receiving newly generated coins.

Our latest block paid out 50 unique Bitcoin addresses from the coinbase, meaning 50 people received bitcoins directly from Bitcoin itself, not from a middle man.

Over the past six months, 174 addresses have received bitcoin payouts direct from the blockchain.

97 of these were miners mining on OCEAN.

This is the way. Join the revolution. https://image.nostr.build/ https://image.nostr.build/c919eca2d1cd48daedc45c985ab7d61c33fe371d2dd97f7bc7275fb03ac3db15.png d92872452c388990787660e1ff890c9e30df6e615506d020fd83df189819e93e.png


Lol for one brief moment I was popular and getting mad engagement


Waiting for 3rd party wallets to add support for mints, not downloading another app lol


When regular nostr nest live streams with Mad Max?


Also publicly listed on the Nasdaq so easy to cut off funding


Lol Q3 has no more liquidity left,


Normies on their I'm collecting 5% risk-free mindset thinking they're absolutely the smartest guys in the room

https://image.nostr.build/2868e6c46b5221d9d9f3d218e2e5b2863af7f561370dcd5b1fba3318726bed2b.jpg


Anything to get some of that sweet sweet Bitcoin pie without the risk to them


What's going on in Canada 🇨🇦 , they seem to be leading the race in the frequency and size of interest rate cuts, 3 cuts, and 75 BIPs already, what's the vibe on the ground round those parts?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bank-interest-rate-1.7312774


Lol like the moment i read this I was like why don't you just get out of peoples way, it would be cheaper and encourage real business growth without the fruad but noooooo


They've only had the ups, I want to see how they handle living in the red, can they be humble?

XeqT Monetary Freedom (∞/21M) + (₿+⚡) = 🧡


LOL i'm going to try to do everything I couldn't do as vice president, is a very convincing pitch


How crazy is it that they're already promising you a Bitcoin's worth of tax credits if you start a business, anything to juice the numbers right?

Sounds like something that will be abused to no end like those PPE loans 🏦

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/kamala-harris-propose-50000-tax-deduction-new-small-businesses-2024-09-03/


Lol my ability to not scroll is my spam filter


Lol I am thankful they give me hope I can get closer to my stacking goals despite my income not moving much if at all


That's a pretty sweet view, beats the excel sheets i'm looking at right now as I work over the weekend, sigh


Lol he loves to pick a short time frame to suit his nonsense, like his new favourite is gold vs bitcoin since YTD and he keeps yapping about it


i'm a simple man, I see 4 sats per vbyte I consolidate UTXOs


Boomer Bitcoin ETF holders getting dangerously close to being down on their trade since the launch in January, hoping for a recovery, 6k more to dip before they're in the red and I am so here for it

https://image.nostr.build/09d054117dd95a47443610208ea62def128b3f24e55db0203f344ddf9a5b40a5.jpg


Well they're probably not going to be raising rates anytime soon again either


Japan 🇯🇵 considers cutting tax rates on Bitcoin from %55 to %20 to try and encourage hodlers to buy some Yen and pay taxes on it, lol

https://www.bitcoinsensus.com/news/regulations/japan-crypto-tax-reform-proposal-for-20-rate/


Lol the reply guy comes for us all


Lol since they can't get zaps they just have to yap


Lol poor relays are getting cooked


Braiins gonna net you some head bro


Lol the duality of man


first you generate the hash, then you get the digital cash, then you get the groupie ass, simple!


Honey are you winning?


When you're a #Bitaxe solo miner generating 700 GH/s and every 10 minutes she's checking in on you to see if you're rich now

https://m.primal.net/KgVd.jpg


Lol have an opinion? Well that's not very democratic


Lol set up an order on robosats, what premium you offering?


Lol bro still running to his daddy at this age


Found it, its called LstBTC lol, i'm all for bypassing banks, but p2p trading can also do that

https://decrypt.co/247896/core-lstbtc-bitcoin-staking-liquidity


I felt the same way about ordinals and they generated quite a bit of fees for a short period, so I never underestimate how a mania can take off but I don't see this being more than a flash in the pan, if that even


Lol give it time, you'll be proven right, so sense in arguing with these people, they need to be burned


Apparently these multi-sig/rollup "L2s" that we're meant to get will need capital for bridging and trading between tokens, and will pay the stakers from fees earned, which I doubt is anywhere close to an attractive yield so be ready for ponzifiication returns


Lol I saw someone is also bridging this non-sense to ETH as an ERC-20 so get ready for a complete shitshow


I'm getting my popcorn ready, looks like we're entering the let's try to generate yield on Bitcoin phase again, lets compound the risk on top of risk and let's see how far this goes before it all comes crumbling down and hodlers get to pick up major discounts...AGAIN!

https://decrypt.co/247944/zest-protocol-says-liquid-staking-is-coming-to-bitcoin-with-btcz


So you're telling me 1.75mil a coin is the fair value


That's because they're usually challenging the status quo and everyone has so much sunk cost invested in how things are right now


Welcome to the club, may your node stay up without any issues, when nostr relay?


Lol don't feed the trolls


Lol probably but no algo or ad platform to drive it through


How hard is it to make an Nsec and check it out for yourself


Last time I checked no nostr users have been accused of taking money from government to spread their messaging

https://www.salon.com/2024/09/04/right-wing-media-group-allegedly-took-10-million-in-russian-financing-doj-indictment/


To 58k is to be demure, be mindful


You know how I know Bitcoin is grossly undervalued? Because one Bitcoin can't even get you a bid on a first edition Blue Eyes White Dragon!

https://japan-figure.com/blogs/news/most-expensive-yugioh-cards


Rate my rolley
https://m.primal.net/KdiV.jpg


good on her if she can keep it going, I mean I have no interest in listening to her takes, but clearly she's found a market brands think are worth selling to


I never thought this 15 minutes of fame could be milked this hard but hawk tauh girl ain't wasting a second. This #podcast deal is likely more than I'll make over an entire career!

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/hawk-tuah-girl-haliey-welch-podcast-talk-tuah-1235989879/


Lol very cyberpunk, love it


Lol cozy for me is hot weather and shorts


I couldn't find much online, just that the last job numbers has traders bearish on equities and selling off


How I handle market crashes during my third cycle

https://m.primal.net/KdSE.jpg


I'm not even hungry right now but my stomach just started rumbling, this looks fire, would be able to fuel me all day for usre


Looks like Solo miners are making a comeback, if they net 1 more block before the end of the year, it will be the best year for these lads since 2017

https://protos.com/chart-when-solo-miners-found-a-bitcoin-block/


We need a tax to fund relay runners 🏃


Lol I am no speed reader, so this will be stretched over several bathroom breaks


Looks like we all have some poop time reading to do, will be digging into this one shortly

https://petertodd.org/2024/covenant-dependent-layer-2-review


It's like they're doing the nostr marketing for us at this point


Yeah I'm with you, it's crazy to think how much productivity doesn't remain with those that produce or save, while we complain about inflation and taxes, what about all the deflationary gains too?

I feel like the state has to rob you to justify its existence, because if all that abundance is distributed through the populus via trade, so many more people wouldn't see any value in what the state can offer, and they also have the means to provide for their wider family who do struggle and even provide private charity for their communities.


I think creating a billion dollars of value is a rare occurrence without government assistance in some way, even if everything is going your way, doesn't mean competition wouldn't try their best to erode your market share, its a constant battle.

I think that level of wealth will warp your reality though, so I get they would be tone deaf to the common mans reality, but giving billionaires a reality check on how impossible it is to build that level wealth, what does that achieve?


Lol I just keep telling myself as I squirrel away my fiat at the salt mine, no need to worry about a promotion or licking corporate ass, I got this, just have to be patient


If they sell a bomb chicken korma for sats, I am so down


The #bitcoin lounge in Mumbai.

Bitcoin is everywhere. https://i.nostr.build/E6k4SVv7mEbTYaBc.jpg


I guess the monopoly on violence is just a nice to have, we'd misallocate capital regardless of the incentives, lol! I guess inflation is not theft either, lol why are we even here then? Shut down your nodes lads, we don't need stateless money


Me knowing I am one #Bitcoin supercycle away from retiring

https://m.primal.net/Kbqo.jpg


Lol copy and paste it into your wallet and find out lol


Yet another reminder why on-chain fees are way cheaper than leaving your funds with a custodian, even if you paid 100 Sats per vbyte for a transaction, which we haven't had in a while, it would still be better than a 40% haircut

https://protos.com/wazirx-users-can-expect-to-lose-40-of-their-funds-report/


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  I was shooting my shot at early retirement


Lol the 58k gang is and always will be the stablecoin, and this cabal are trying to take market share away from USDT and USDC, prove me wrong


Marketing department is doing bits


With scale comes dilution of quality but I think with nostr and the way clients will cater to different people, it will be more managable as people use the same protocol but fracture into their own niches


lol we've shit posted this place to a point where we'll be taken seriously and I am so here for it


A basic introduction to Schnorr Signatures in Bitcoin: https://learnmeabitcoin.com/technical/cryptography/elliptic-curve/schnorr/

https://m.primal.net/KaOx.png


Lol

Normies: but who will build the roads on nostr?

Nostr devs: where we're going we don't need roads


Let him cook! The less we feed the algoholics the better


Because he still has to unstake the rest of his ETH


Once you get a wiff of that 58k its intoxicating


Crypto bros wil do anything for the slippy grippy, memeber Sam Wank Man Fried? He build rug pull tech, doesn't know shes lining him up for a divorce rug pull


Lol I'm practicing my downward dump! 🧘🧘♂


Lol If your coin has a founder, keep him single at all costs! Bro probably dumping his premine so he can fund her failing yoga studio or nail bar 😂 😂 😂 😂

https://m.primal.net/KaQD.png


#Bitcoin $58k gang. We are so back baby. https://video.nostr.build/6cf2989365362a15dd97e73d92fcab2b73c7df8dfd474edc597369752ef47c8f.mp4


Keep her in the dark, keep her humble


LOL! Girl Math


Why waste the time having the class room then just have them enjoy the subpar experinece remotely?

I guess the market will figure this one out once the kids that come out of this process are completely cooked and can't do anything but prompt chat bots


“I’m not sure what he does exactly but he keeps losing money but says anything under 58k is a bargain”

https://m.primal.net/KaBI.jpg


THIS JUST IN!!!


Keep nibling away, lol I had to delete strike because my phone is too old to use it 😂 😂 😂


Lol That broth was ruined long ago and yet cooks are lining up to join


Lol time pumps my Bitcoin bags, and also my nostr following


Lol when you live beyond your means the bill always comes due eventually, hope they all get to go on payment plans and pay it off with interest


LOL free money glitch, just go to your local Chase bank and commit cheque fraud, people will really put in so much effort to F around and find out

If you're going to get financial advice from TikTok, you'll get what you deserve, no sympathy for these people, but it sure is some premium schadenfreude

https://www.complex.com/life/a/jadegomez510/chase-bank-glitch-negatives


Wrapped Bitcoin sounds like an absolute mess, wouldn't touch these products with a 10 foot pole!

https://protos.com/threshold-networks-tbtc-proposes-merger-with-wbtc/


Lol inflation is always and everywhere the result of migrants and poor people, a tale as old as time


geez what a shitshow, glad you don't have too much exposure to these clowns 🤡 🤡


When my normie friends and family complain about their finances and weak returns despite allocating capital to the market, but are totally short volatility in their portfolio and refuse to learn anything about #Bitcoin

Me:

https://m.primal.net/KXWQ.mp4


Thanks, I spent little to no time thinking about it


Lol I find it helpful when tying my shoe laces or cutting my toenails, but yeah very much a nice to have, bought it in the last bull market when I was still in the take profits mindset


Lol you make an excellent point, also I should be standing more, much better for your body, they say sitting is the silent killer, will liquidate on FB marketplace it if we break below 55


Someone in Brazil going to make bank selling eSims for sats


Lol if I can only buy it with debt, and I can't buy it with sats I can't afford it, so I need more sats. LFG!!


LOL! I dated two physios in the past, it never worked out well for me emotionally or financially, so probably wise choice, thanks for the hot tip


As long as we're at 58k, I'm not buying jack all else, locked in, do you understand?

https://m.primal.net/KWrv.jpg


The ban hammer is the best form of orange and purple pilling


Breaking! Nostr still available in Brazil and you can still run your own relay without any issues

https://mashable.com/article/brazil-bans-elon-musk-x


Your local cellphone shops are laundering money okay, I don't make the rules, deal with it


"Oh that dirty old piece of paper with the strange words on it? I threw it away, why?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwPipwcWgK4


https://i.nostr.build/DNVE4WsgR7RlVro3.jpg
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #bitcoin


I ask this everytime I see Op code talk, deploy show market demand for it and lets see the uptake


Hardware wallets have been a great device to add to your self custody tool kit, but you should always vet your device before you put any coins on it, attacks like this can leave you rugged even when you think you're doing the right thing

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/what-is-a-dark-skippy-attack/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social


Lol I try to stay in my own lane, but it's just soooo damn hard


When i'm in public minding my own business, being demure, being mindful and I overhear someone talking positively about #shitcoins, now I'm forced to interject to give them a free 30 minute lecture on why they are wrong

https://m.primal.net/KUmh.jpg


Me everytime we break above 58k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk


Lol astral was my first client the one I generated my nsec with, ah good times, member nostrgram?


Missed opportunity not laying this as the soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE


Lol 58K gang reminds those who take leverage why it was a bad idea, and I am always here for it


Lol You only live once, leverage yourself to the absolute tits - Dostoevsky


Your brain is constantly having to deal with penetration tests and you have to stay woke, just because people wash themselves in orange doesn't mean they have your best interest at heart


Lol she left me already so problem solved 😂 😂 😂 😂


I get that its part of the game if you want a big ticket item house or car, but damn live within your means, shes 29 now,  she's banking on this for 20 years to go her way, a lot of time for one thing to not go her way and leave her with zero.

People are again mistaking leverage for genius


Active npubs are going up forever laura, forever!


Lol I get the theory you're going short the AUD but damn you must be super bullish on housing always going up at crazy compound rates, or a massive devaluation in AUD, how about some risk management here?

I honestly wouldn't be able to sleep at night if this was me


I know nothing about the AU housing market, so interest only loans at this size had be literally shook!

Can't miss a pay cheque, can't miss a rental cheque, can't afford to have your property dormant for too long, can't have too much cost in repair, can't afford property taxes to go up, there's just so much risk here, and clearly mispriced

I get the person thinks they getting rich on paper, the agent gets commish and the banks pocket interest so everyone thinks they're winning but leverage is a funny old thing, its force multiplier going up and down

I guess you're right though Aussies know housing can never go down if they're willing to sign up for x10+ leverage without blinking


Not sure how old this, when the deal was done or what region they're talking about, but on their insta it was posted 3 days ago.

Still the price is the least of my concern, more the terms of the deal, there is legit no room for anything to go wrong here or you're cooked

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_IQlVCNCdA/


I get this chick is following the incentives of housing 🏘 always goes up, and tax maxing but holy shite batman i've listened to this clip several times and it continues to blow my mind that people are talking about x10 leverage on an illiquid asset like its so normal

Aussie 🇦🇺 bros, how cooked are these people, interest only loans? Pulling out fantasy equity from a home after a year and refinancing?

Where do I even begin?

https://m.primal.net/KTdf.mp4

#realestate #ponzinomics


When I've orange-pilled someone and they freak out the first time they down in the red and I tell them it's a buying opportunity

https://image.nostr.build/e87e47ff3539fd74d9cb661859a089cda835713390a77e58788e61921aca4fb4.jpg


One click install with umbrel, its so easy


Lol back to 59, what up G?


FEW! I feel like this is so lost on people, they complain over things they actively fund and participate in with their purchasing power


I don;t know how you lads put up with all this nonsense, but hope you all figure it out soon or it's only going to get worse


An owner of a high street mobile phone shop is charged with running an illegal Bitcoin ATM.

Oef!

I guess we're just going to ignore all the laundering that goes on at London banks, cell phone shops are the real criminal enterprises

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn4922d083no


Elon soon: I declare bankruptsy


Bros more obsessed with scales than people on reality weight loss shows


Hold the line WFH'ers, don't bail theres gamblers out!!!


Lol for real people who drink that stuff, who hurt you? How do you have an entire market in offering a product that makes water taste worst


Woke up, checked the charts I see we touched, 58k

Me and the rest of the 58k gang:

https://m.primal.net/KRJR.jpg


Yes we are


🧐 Curious about the buzz around #Bitcoin strategic reserves? We take a look at why politicians are yapping about it why the idea is gaining traction, and what it means for the future of finance. 💰🚀

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/btc-strategic-reserve/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social


Welcome to the club


Lol i'm ready to get added to several mute lists, at least nostrudl tells me who the weak ones are


Lol we're going to need a bigger relay for all the egos


LOL!!! We all start out as students, and then eventually we welcome the next class into the dojo!


Lol I eat my member in his honour


Lol the drip!


A friendly reminder not to let your liquidity lie dormant, if your channels are not moving weight, shut em down, prune em and sweep the sats!

https://m.primal.net/KPvk.jpg


Bang bang! Nostr rocket ship, get onboard. Grow it!!!


Lol my niece is 1, she has Bitcoin, she just doesn't know it yet


Lol I wish i took better care of my first Bitcoin wallets, especially the one I started using for Lightning, oh well we live and learn


Africans getting cooked!

My African ass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Kr1BVlnnA


I tried to connect my nsec it just told me to F off lol on the app, but the website I could sign in with Alby


Lol mans on a 3rd world salary, I need to feed myself some hope that I can catch a few falling knives, besides my local markets liquidity isn't that great so I often pick up wicks down that only exist here


Lol just miss the old Max Keiser rants, but yeah that seems like a thing of the past now


I switch between primal and coracle


Me checking my banking app waiting for my salary to clear so i can start smash buying again and setting limit orders

https://m.primal.net/KPJF.jpg


The great unplugging has begun


Don't forget the skin regime, king!


Gradually, then suddenly


The Swedish Riksbank drops its second rate cut of the year, now at 3.50% and claim they will cut twice before the end of the year.

Swedish 🇸🇪  plebs, what's the view on the ground?

https://www.euronews.com/business/2024/08/20/swedens-riksbank-cuts-interest-rate-and-says-policy-easing-could-speed-up


I legit LOL"d you won nostr today


Lol but this time we're building it on Bitcoin, this time it will be different 🤣🤣


Dem some heavy words Paul Blart!


Already pissed all over this idea 3 months ago, but memories are short, so back again!

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/pstaking-piss-taking/


Bitcoin fees saw a spike last week as early birds yolo into the latest #ponzi orange washing itself on Bitcoin, the first round of pegging was capped at 1,000 BTC to secure your "liquid" staked yBTC or pSATS

Prepare your I told you so's and fire off when ready.

Here comes a fresh round of rug pulls

https://www.cryptopolitan.com/babylon-labs-creates-btc-fee-frenzy/


Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers


I now have a front hole in my head from reading this headline


Lol the W we all needed, purple wedding here we come


Do you want to migrate to non-custodial zapping ⚡ but you don't want to have to deal with the drama of running your own node?

Checkout Alby Hub 🐝🐝

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/articles/alby-hub/


You guys are all psyoped getting sold off by shills paid by big wheel


Big ups for sticking to your guns!


Itchy or sticky?


All the good fats!


Why not both? Atomic swaps are a thing right?

https://www.getmonero.org/2021/08/20/atomic-swaps.html


Lol itchy, because I need an excuse to be pegged


The nostr board are unavailable for comment as they have all gone into hiding while they seek legal council


I guess you could refer to it as a token, it's a payment hash in a merkle tree you can pay others with or use it to claim on-chain Bitcoin


I'm CEO of my own relay


Indeed you can't even rely on search because Google could deindex you anytime and you're invisible, it shows the value of protocols, and building on them, your podcast feed can always be accessed, having users emails or sms means you can always reach directly, and now nostr.


I'm so here to watch him take that L


Lol no side chain, and no its not to be confused with that ARK altcoin, this ark was first a pitch to use covenants to secure Bitcoin with an ASP who would issue vTXOs

https://thebitcoinmanual.com/blockchain/ark/


🤣🤣🤣🤣 So brat, let them cook! YAAS queen


My guess would be that it's not owned by FB and that's enough, its like people who use Bing, just to protest against Google


For real and running USDT on it too, it's like setting up a come and get me plea


I live for the day I scroll my nostr client to see people willing to do a p2p trade or sell me stuff for Bitcoin, just like how it was in early facebook before the feed got nuked with algos


I've hit 1 out of 3, but planning to do the last 2, and I know it's all a matter of time, gotta keep stacking and keep my eyes on the prize


Top lad, welcome and congrats!


Run from the cops!


Keen to see if Elon jumps in to help, seems like he would be next on the firing line


Germany 🇩🇪 continues the own goals after selling 60 000 Bitcoin, after acquiring  €2.3 billion for their stack, they've added another €250 000 to their fiat position after raiding and seizing 35 Bitcoin ATMs and stress testing the non-kyc options in the country.

Sucks for those businesses, but time to move on to #robosats or #Bisq

https://decrypt.co/245768/german-authorities-seize-279000-in-bitcoin-atm-crackdown


🚨 Breaking 🚨 Nostr CEO has not been arrested and remains at large
https://www.theguardian.com/media/article/2024/aug/24/telegram-app-founder-pavel-durov-arrested-at-french-airport


6 figure Bitcoin is made up of many plebs doing $6 smash buys lol


Twitter is so bratty
Nostr is more demure, more mindful

Can I get a Yaas Kween? 👸👸
nostr:nevent1qqsfya8e5ye8v8647zqgjhv82svecdlqmnjqnrsys7s3wrcaccqawcgzyzprg8ug9dh2hnft5lc7ly92m9su7p6279deaaz2p8ua928ml0n2yqcyqqqqqqgyxhxun


The say she drags out answers to say nothing, some would say that's time gouging


Lol old enough to remember blockfi lambo math


Indeed, plenty of examples for us all to learn from, but it won't stop a new batch from trying their luck


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  i shouldn't laugh because its so sad but man is it so true


Lol The SEC is refusing to let Richard Heart dismiss a $1 billion lawsuit, 🤣🤣 , dude fumbled his Bitcoin bag, thought he could make it all back launching ponzi after ponzi because he couldn't humble himself to just stack sats

Lesson in there!

https://www.cryptotimes.io/2024/08/23/sec-refuses-richard-hearts-request-to-dismiss-1b-lawsuit/


🙌  with these hands we build nostr


We create the feed we want to see in the world, no algos, just people


Proudly Class of 2022


I accept Bitcoin in my business i even offer 20% discounts I've had 3 takers so far, they are few and far between but we do what we can


Lol checks the price, sees theres a dip in progress, nah babe i can't i'm Intermitted fasting today, i'm on a cleanse


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  The preston locked in meme has just been born and I'm so here for it


Random text message from a friend:

Okay I get what you've been saying all this time, this inflation thing is crazy.  Decided to start listening to the podcasts you recommended and i'll check out some of the books too.

I setup a wallet and I started stacking

Me:

https://m.primal.net/KJWN.mp4


😂😂🤣 well that balance sheet expanded quickly