BREAKING: West Yorkshire Police spokesperson warns that "it is now illegal", going on to say, "so don't". MNNH reporters are seeking urgent clarification
BREAKING: Buhurt is the modern take on medieval combat sports. Popularised in the 90s in Eastern Europe, it's taken nerddom by storm, as enthusiasts put down bottles, and embrace concussion instead. Click here.
BREAKING: Erlang – It's been used by Whatsapp, Bet365, and across the field of telecommunications, but could it be used for good instead? Reporters Joe, Robert, and Mike are on the scene, click here.
LIFESTYLE: Just what is egoism? The new political ideology taking the terminally-online by storm has come right in time for Halloween, click here to learn more about this spooky story.
BREAKING: Hypothetical short-term savings from HS2 cancellation to be spent on ministerial summer homes, and not transport infrastructure, according to government source
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak announces that HS2 from Birmingham to Manchester to be scrapped, train carriages to be loaded onto lorries to continue journey at Birmingham
BREAKING: Bank of England says inflation of gecs "significantly more than expected", gecs are likely to stand at big and round ten thousand by end of year
BREAKING: To comply with local language laws in Quebec, all MNNH posts will now be available in French. Follow MNNH News French for coverage in French.
BREAKING: Renowned for pasta, pizza, and leaning towers, a quick look through the pages of history reveals that Italy also invented fascism. Our travel correspondent has the low-down on Rome, click here.
BREAKING: Voting is a trick played upon you to channel your political will into a narrow set of predefined options, break free of the system and forment revolution
BREAKING: When is it okay to cross a picket line? More often than you'd think, according to the results from a survey distributed by several universities to work email addresses during the current strikes
BREAKING: This is your home base within Mastodon. There are many like it, but this one is different, it's worse, and it's yours. You're "cringe", but what can you do about it? Click here to find out.
We contacted some respondents for further comment:
"Not only is Trump crazy, he's probably also gay, and he has tiny hands. And he can't spell."
"We should make politicians do IQ tests before they're allowed to take office. No, I haven't heard of eugenics, what's that?"
Thank you to all participants in this poll.
BREAKING: The most important political action you can take is voting once every four years for the guy who's theoretically less bad than the other guy. How are we going to get universal healthcare unless you vote Democrat regardless of their actions and words?
CORRECTION: A previous headline said you "just gotta hand it to" Indian communists in Kerala. We at MNNH deplore the CPIM's presumably numerous human rights abuses, whatever they might be.
BREAKING: A trade union might allow you to break the cycle of worker commoditisation, securing improvements in working conditions and pay, but just consider what you might lose, click here.
BREAKING: Federated war, coming soon to a timeline near you? Sources say that the thin twig of peace may be at boiling point, as alt-alt-fedi takes on alt-fedi.
BREAKING: So-called "15 minute cities", the object of myriad conspiracy theories, may be replaced by 20½ minute cities in a new round of government cuts, according to a leak
TECHNOLOGY: Tailscale to rebrand to "tailscaly". CEO Linus Sebastson said the move recognises the "tremendous" contributions of employees marketing the company in their free time.
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