I know why I really do know why but I get so mad when I have to import anything in java.util.* like you can't find a List you dumb bitch 

 The thing that makes Ouija boards work has a name - the Ideomotor Effect, where people can make genuinely involuntary movements that are consistent with their expectations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_phenomenon 

 what, exactly, is wrong with numbers

https://files.woof.group/media_attachments/files/111/047/276/098/955/641/original/71d76e18070c6a40.jpg 

 do people not realize that "Pearl Jam" means "cum"