yockeypuck :redditGold:

The socialism you like is going to come back in style.


I think I would open with "I could be the Adolf to your Eva."

https://i.poastcdn.org/f82e4ada613cfd158e0e629e63d468b7b4d3a965363d3e35ad0648d32c31f75f.png


I have given up the e-girls forever.


Showing a girl I like her by naming a space ship in Kerbal Space Program after her.


You can simply give this kind of thing to men and they will be thrilled.

https://i.poastcdn.org/51a4b3825633bbebb31ecaa61f8c455323251853069ca31898b17f8efdd26f3c.png


The mainstream media wants to make Kamala Harris the first woman to into president. But it's NOT HER TURN.


I would be like "aww, what an old-school thing to do, that's so sweet."


Yeah, I like teenage girls. I like helping them grow up in healthy communities and smiling when they fall in love with and marry someone their own age at an appropriate time.


Everyone thought the Star Wars prequels were great movies until Mike Stoklasa came along.


Remember that marrying an elf would be racemixing.


...what's the link for "Nazi website"?


I've been cranky as fuck literally all week, it's gay.


Some podcaster did coke. I KNOW THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.


Except for Sven, who is my parasocial Internet father (he doesn't know who I am).


>full moon
>tl full of podcaster drama

These things are related.


Linux on the desktop: it often doesn't work but when it works It Just Works


In honor of the Supersize Me guy dying I am going to eat 5,000 calories of goyslop today.


He was killed by supersized meals. F in the chat.


>didn't enjoy a cookie
You're a piece of shit Precious.


I'm sorry my friend I went to sleep instantly after poasting this but the replies seem to have steered you right.


A JUDGE?

LIKE, A FED?


Things you cannot eat as a Roman Catholic priest: laundry detergent.

Things you can: faggots.

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RIP

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It's my uncle's birthday. He is a veteran and a painter; here's one of his works. Everybody wish my uncle a happy birthday!

https://i.poastcdn.org/3d342b0301c990368076c5178f1bad73061489dd666519d67bbfa843a07da1da.png


They're anime girls. They don't have a smell.


I'm so racist against pajeets.


Only when the last database is DoSed, the last hard disk is full, and the last configs are accidentally overwritten will the White man discover he cannot eat connection count.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e25da361eaff4a77e1f6449a72a58752d91d589e4c289264e4725b6ba78368fe.png


I picked up a heavy thing and put it down and now my arms are tired, how could this happen to me?


"I don't care for the kikes and want them all to go to Madagascar. Some get to go business class."

Cringe March 2024s: "THE ETERNAL JEW IS THE ETERNAL JEW HERE ARE 50 QUOTES I HAVE SAVED FROM NOWHERE WE NEED TO ERADICATE THE KIKISH VERMIN FROM THE BOUNDS OF ZEUS'S EARTH DEAD KIKE ON A STICK I'M JUST POSTING FACTS LIKE JEWS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR CUCK RELIGION CUCK FACE CUCK WAIFU THE JEWS ARE WHY MY DAD LEFT THE JEWS ARE WHY I CAN'T CHARGE MY JO CRYSTAL"

"how to join adl"


JUST SAW AN ADORABLE SQUIRREL-CHEEKED BLONDE FUCK :akkoScream: 🔫


Judeo-Christian Nazi Groyper


Since I am a janny and have to actually help people, you block people from their profile page. The bot just reports on it.

https://i.poastcdn.org/52e474d733e15beec0e9d804d9d2c5942e423474847fa142cc72d2d1c5f6bddc.jpg


Me when I haven't seen the sun in four months

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Are you not a Judeo-Christian?


The Jewish race.


Yeah I support LGBTQ.

LIFTING,
GRAF,
BROS,
TOMBOYS, and
QUEER-BASHING


:windmill_of_friendship: I LOVE E-GIRLS :windmill_of_friendship:

:windmill_of_friendship: I WILL SIMP UP THE FEDI :windmill_of_friendship:
I'M ON DRUGS RN
I HAVE NO GF
IN LIFE. I WILL
TAKE OUT EVERYONE
FOR DINNER
(IF THEY ARE E-GIRLS)

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Yeah, this is talented-tenth fake hate crime, the guy who faked this is going to be a state senator someday.


Because this isn't your first day being a racist.


weaf gets to go to Madagascar first-class and can drink Manischewitz in the United lounge before his flight, we are agreed on this.


tfw you're a poast user and the tomboy didn't smile back

https://i.poastcdn.org/bd2f9f9eae9cff6a6aae486740b64df043870bb04e79f06e545b43fc8d466bc9.png


Of all the real hate crimes, this is the most real of all.

https://i.poastcdn.org/56e579eb173b8d60b0c823fe5bb992f0476eb24ead0a7f1ad0cd3ffe597a7392.png

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Trains are our friends, don't do it.


Dr. Sex is a wendigo. I've said too much.


Vitamin Albania.


What the pagan who was having a massive "christcuck jewish dead kike on a stick" fit at me Saturday afternoon is a mentally unstable sociopath? Who has ever heard of such a thing?


Then why did you block her?


Who is your favorite tomboy?


Good morning graf, we love and appreciate you.


Developing parasocial relationships with Onlyfans girls because you can't make eye contact with real ones, call that thotism.


Gamergate 2: Everything Only Ever Gets Worse but We Have Some Laughs


Gamergate 2: Now She's the Prime Minister of New Zealand or Fucking Something

https://i.poastcdn.org/455876512c0474ee050e7b40f952becf96bd38adcdbc6d4beb43851c2a54ece6.png


Yes. Pray for me, brother.


If I like her, she's bleachable. If I don't like her, she's a like.

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Due to inflation Zoe Quinn has now fucked 8.7 guys.


So true.


Feeling like a Shuesday.

https://i.poastcdn.org/148d17019d8049aa65b079bffa7344ae3205cc772c6f6865d2f9f8a31bbbf6ca.png


I love them so much bros.


If I like him, he's autistic. If I don't like him, he's a sperg.


What if I walked over to the surprisingly attractive woman directing traffic at the construction site and asked her to marry me?


If I lift a weight will girls like me?


date desperate fat girl with low standards
force-feed her coconut oil
she gets instantly thin

You are now dating a hottie with a high metabolism. Perfect plan.


Is RAID SHADOW LEGENDS still a thing?


Basically I need a diet where a) I actually lose weight, 2) I don't feel that hungry, c) I can go to the pub once every couple weeks. Considering meth.


BREAKING ⚡⚡  can CONFIRM that Donald Trump's VP pick will be veteran Texas Republican and media star ALEX JONES. - CNN


When I e-girl poast this is basically what I'm waiting for.

https://i.poastcdn.org/a262f2cf8e4f01654f50f3f44e9a49b84d3eb5aea505ffde201db7efef580003.jpg


White people, you really need to listen to this.

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Fuck, I looked it up and you're actually right, the statistical patterns in Pennsylvania allow for no other reasonable explanation.


who else promoting false, possibly criminal, claims of election fraud?


Is this what you wanted you weebs?

https://i.poastcdn.org/a3b82ced7fc128b00d0e35d60befbea507b59eeb1458234a1515ab5ab451f225.mp4


A list of people who want to STOP GLOBAL WARMING.


Hell yeah


Why are those mid girls playing at war?


This is interfering with international law.


+ Follow


RESPECT 👏  TRANS 👏  POASTERS


where to torrent gf


Don't forget to tip your landlord.


Just love your content, keep it up.


Literally me. Literally me fr.


He's a good man.


rake the leaf
loose the teef


ga king


You will make a lucky lady duck very happy.


Not yet. You're a handsome young man though.


I do not have pimples I am 55 years old.


Interesting idea.


You still haven't found the woman following you.


You guys would miss me if that happened.


Is that a "no"?


My ropes when a new shoe0nhead video comes out


I love her so much.


40K HELLTHREAD 40K HELLTHREAD CHOO CHOOOOOOOOO


D&D more like F&F (fucking and fisting)


LET'S GO BANDERA


Very like a hospital attack.


gm milk


The Army needs human sandbags too patriot!


Where do I buy some rizz?


This is not riding the tiger.


I told you guys and you did not believe me.


Who is she and can I save her?


For you.


BREAKING OFFICIAL NEWS

the jews are NOT POGGERS


Israel destroys tomboys, blames Hamas.


:hornyonmain:


So true king.


BROTHER THE MISERY KAYAKS ARE PART OF THE JOY


Free the Kingdom of Jerusalem


Gabe and Goon

The Jelqmann Power Hour.


No I cannot.


Sounds rizzless.


Is this Dr. Sex bothering you sir?


>cream carbonara

take it back


FAKE NEWS


112 and wives who are elves


I like peas in my mouth.


CryingOutAsWeStrikeYou:verified:


Thank you for your prayers.


She's also a Hyperlite Mountain Gearcuck.


Jelq your way to normiehood.


32 is the cutest age for a woman.


It's a fake screenshot as a joke.


For $9.99.


It was okay, he was vaxxed against the CP.


I always keep going for fucking lazy eye e-girls.


No I can save her.


You can't save an AI girl.


E-girl clown makeup is my type though.


It is a fake screenshot someone made as a joke.


Jelq-or-treat.


>don't worry about it, kitten


I'm sorry brother, do not drink around her again.


Maybe too much milk in the ol' system there milk.


Sounds like you're a regular Rizzless Ron.


Doki Doki Banned Literature Club.


...black peepo?


WOMEN could be here.


>see a woman following Woodshop

I'll never tell.


Why did Hamas terrorists kill Mama JF?


Yeah I'm Episcopalian.

Episcopayme another beer.


walk it off snowflake


It's reddit.


Now that's really something.


Becoming clearer and clearer the dam is breaking on jewish propaganda because people are asking some obvious questions.

1.) How do the jews get favorable coverage from almost every outlet and support from every Western government yet say one insufficiently pro-jewish headline proves the world is biased against them?

2.) Why is only occupying 90% of Palestine when you could have occupied 95% called "trading land for peace?"

3.) Wait, why are jews always exaggerating atrocity propaganda?

4.) Why doesn't Hamas invest in infrastr(cut to shot of Israel white-phosphorusing a hospital)

5.) Why are global governments pro-jew when the jews want to replace White people?

https://i.poastcdn.org/eceb4a6f0490ba0409e67eb936a878c5bbc8dd5eecc3231ab55934fa464c6e23.jpg


3 lifetimes without gf


She's not worth it drawing brother.


Demonstrably untrue.


Based.


Wonder if I could do a two-week water fast.


Is gamer girl bathwater peaty?


I am mesmerized by Rohirrim milkers 😩


Don't spill. Skill issue.


I am garbage slop.


Great now I want McDonald's.


I like friends.


seafood on pizza

it's so shrimple


I think I will have an IPA. 🏳⚧


Okay. This is epic.


That would be good tbh.


Fat sluts check in.


GOOD


It's HATE THE PREPS FRIDAY

FUCK PREPS


Global Day of Cope and Seethe


My job is my grift. My poasts are my career.


I mean,
>redditor


hahaha

a dream of shoe0nhead

what if...


Yes.


That picture is how.


CHINK WIGGER 24
MAKE AMERICA TURKISH AGAIN


tfw no pick-me gf who isn't like other girls


I hate Israel simps bro.


Imagine the feet.


I'm not sorry. It will happen again.


Bi.


That's an offensive question.


Me when they say shoe0nhead is mid.


Would.


god I miss her


More for me.


Anime shoe is poggers.


I am a simp, not a paypig.


Objectively lovely, so the first one.


I dunno maybe I will die for Israel.


I believe in OSHA, creator of heaven and earth


HAMAS TO BIBI: GIVE US THE CUM


It was real in their minds.


Eating very Nazi breakfast, call that Waffle-SS.


Truly an Indian moment, but still funny.


Das rite.


I also encourage this.


>my dad

This is clearly not standard.


God I wish that was me.


Stay away from devouring yaoi-hole for a while.


Pain so severe it's almost as bad as one hour being incel in a society.


Oh this must be a day ending in y.


For legal reasons I cannot clarify.


FUCK YOU RAJESH I HATE INDIA


Huh?


Where do you stand on the great division in our society (one- or two-person tents)?


stttttAAAAAAAAAHVIN


Lujan is NOT BROWN.


>Palestine is not Ukraine.

um SOURCE?


SO true.


It's so sad!


she cute?


Wow I have 25 pancakes on my chest?


Hellthreads about anime girls on poast dot com


It's been a while since it was relevant. The zionist state used treats of firing nukes around the Middle East to blackmail Nixon for military aid; that's such mainstream history I think it's in Wikipedia.


TWENTY-SEVEN THIRTY-THREE


Look, he said it, not us.


Hot dog just vibin, living in the moment.


Extremely based meal.


Would.


I do not blame you for checking but yes it is!


What the fuck is going on here on the Lord's day?


Maybe we were wrong about them bros.


Hail Brandon! Hail our people! Hail victory!


They are all literally me.

fr


Tenth Crusade who in


You're next India.


Heading to the airport now, thank you brother.


#ExIsrael

https://i.poastcdn.org/2c12d179e5db37ebc0c719aba399acf85451427bfa240e8be2b289349b532429.png


ALL HAIL
THE NEW KING OF ISRAEL


I call for #ExIsrael

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average only democracy in the region enjoyer                   average "don't like muslims just hate jews" supporter

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Mossad releases first photo of Palestinian "fan man" who led daring assault on Israeli border post

https://i.poastcdn.org/96b0b207c9348b31ae1b36da17994343f2bda8850b5bb48e593701cba66974cf.png


You trusted the plan, right anon?

https://i.poastcdn.org/eea317ed43d756c5b434a657264eb30b5cc9c6ba7234f689a1e0bbd318fbd7b7.png


I just got a phone notification and my vaccine has been activated.

GREATEST ALLY

ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE REGION


> Yeah, I'm post-liberal. I'm not like the other boys. I'm cool and edgy.

"Hey, Israel fucked around and is finding out."

> (nine hours of the most boomer Republican shit you've ever heard)


Hamas is posting videos of them murdering six million children in the street. THEY JUST ARE OKAY


PMC Wagner will be in Jerusalem in two weeks.


Hamas will be in Kiev in two weeks.


Anyone who doesn't poast today is IDF.


In fairness I'd had a coupla road sodas and forgot how much the PH weighed.

You get used to the tent inner being wet in the rain though.


A jewish soldier is just a clump of cells.


Do you really hate Nazis, anon? 🇮🇱 🇷🇺


Without the strength of nigger and beaner immigrants I'm afraid the jewish state is doomed.


Based.


Kids carry tent. Dad carries eight pounds of snacks.


63 oz is pushing a Papa Hubba, hardly seems worth it.


me when I am a Canadian who built a school just to kill six million chugs with tuberculosis

https://i.poastcdn.org/99d0175e10d0f213c81604e70d6931cea366afedea431203af078885ce1e891f.jpg


carpet bomb me with gf


where is she


>all lightweight tents are optimized for singles or childless couples

curious


I would raise a child with a DCF tent.


I would never raise a child with an iPad


I hate disloyal people brother hh


Be who you were meant to be.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4b845763cbe334865596011d084a7f20bd94de9f0f034d0e51c008950846daf7.png


He doesn't want any association with being mixed with something black and you know I respect that.


anchovypilk

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yockeypilk


>e-girls will disappoint me

yes I know


wow I will never experience that gonna kill myself and write "anime graf mays made me do this" on the outside of the door ty


imagine a "lesbian" tomboy and she says "you make me want to be saved, would you take me to church then out to coffee?"


me this afternoon: "I have so much beer!"
me now: "where is all the beer?"

I love you all btw.


I've made a moderate mistake.

https://i.poastcdn.org/cf807d7788f7404ebe7ffb8fb6db12e398a8f576dfd4a5aa6a7a5a5718fbd8d1.png


"Lujan (male)" is an unhandled exception, friend.


which one are you


does army accept first round winners of fat poaster week 2023


www dot goarmy dot com


NO I AM MARRYING LUJAN

OR SHOE0NHEAD

OR FUCK I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF THE NUMBER OF PSYOPS I HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO ANYMORE


I'm weird, we should get married.


She's made of psyoppium (I'm into it).


hey Lujan if you dm me tummy I will join the US Army in the "zog cannon fodder" occupational specialityiousness


if you do not look like this
do NOT dm me
you and your bf should come over for I don't know jack and beers tho

https://i.poastcdn.org/eb509d949bd42b2c7eb7f0e52b2d9fbf618b4b6123f6db708819fcfb51bde59c.png


They look like freaks.


Yes but I still love it.


:tamponbackpack:

Oh we have that one.


If I can use janny powers to sexually harass Lujan you legally have to tell me.


That's not funny, anime graf mays.


Her.


Not her.


You can save her.


Remember when J. F. Gariepy murdered his retard wife? Poutine sure is yummy.


gn Woodshop


Have you guys ever heard of "bit coin"?


I got eight beers 70 minutes ago and have already downed four of them. Really feeling the pull of the weekend.


maybe some gentilinguini


"I only need to be lucky once. You need to be lucky every time." - me to the girl I have a crush on

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Luckily we're all vaxxed now so our genome has been modified by nanobots and 23andMe's records are out of date.


Yeah I sent a jewish company my DNA.

DICK
NUTS
ASSHOLE


graf confirmed for Calgary

https://i.poastcdn.org/abd80572b121402e7a74eb145180d5cabb70b9730ad8bded840ea11159b77a0d.png


poast: Sam (always hustling, always doing something new, a little bit more mainstream, a lot of hanger-ons who can be a bit strange)

Gleasonator: Nick (team dad, but not actually quite respectable, weird diet)

Mugicha Club: Charls (probably sells organs)


A field hockey wife
And some Swiss cheese
Never broke
Any man's knees


Literally me.


Really feeling the pull of the weekend there my friend.


God loves us lol that's pretty awesome tbh


HEY WHITE MAN

Are you CHRISTIAN?
Are you RACIST?
Are you ANTI-SEMITIC?
Do you LIKE CATS AND/OR DOGS?

Because THAT'S COOL!


The chick from church I'm going out with looks a lot like shoe come to think of it.


Do you know why I simp for the white Monster, anon?

https://i.poastcdn.org/8936a55b26eabe833eb217f2da99482e32ef89f5d49990674ca953181cf4bed1.png


netorare.club


Every time you thumbs-down my waifu poasting I put another shoe on my head.


Yes.


Cute face though.


Now that's the power of math, people.


Brother she is a rib.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4a07026a2b8be9851ace3078248c26071856ff94a3c18f9103f6cc4e4337abc0.jpg


Is this more paid promotion for OnlyFans?


Love your wife as Christ loved the church (Christ did not buy himself a framed Aaron Rodgers jersey because he's PACK FOR LIFE).


A married man with a mancave is unBiblical.


ONE RACE
THE BUSYTOWN RACE


jatriots in control


uoh out of uoh


he fell into the same ideological trap as you - believing that physical vagina is superior to virtual one.

myself on the other hand, because i can meet my physiological needs with porn and don't need a GF - i don't need to worry what some dumb ACAB commie skank thinks just to get my dick sucked and i don't need to pretend to like her "friends" and so on.

i do and say whatever i want and still get my virtual pussy every day.


WHERE WE GRAF 1 WE GRAF ALL


you rape the girl and she doesn't even like it :(


Newfags don't know ReiserFS.


Hello, I am J.F. Gariepy for ReiserFS.


Well that was not cryptic.


me when there is fat poaster week (it was definitely not my idea)

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This is why I only poast pretty e-girls.


Change my at to "yockeypuck_and_yockshepuck" so we become one of those adorable boomer couples sharing a Facebook.


When I come to power I will ban To Kill a Mockingbird for being cringe and blue-pilled.


It’s always great when someone looks into these libtard memes and sees things like “someone burned One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest in 1973.”

https://i.poastcdn.org/36807dcee72166c531bc85749ef0dd9b64628ca3cff18abd4b1f003d5bb85618.png


Go, Pregnant Cowboy Anne Frank? Go out and zap to the extreme!


Very good, I came all over my screen, thank you Janice.

~ sent using Facebook


Brother have you considered playing trains?


me too friend have a tnd (total nice day)


gm Mr. Porgi

you can really feel the pull of the weekend


Q: why are so many fictional cats named "Nigger"

A: because cats are niggers


If I have to work late yockeypuck is allowed a little goyslop, as a treat.


amazon prime cigarettes
cheap fast cigarettes amazon prime
amazon prime 15000 cigarettes


Cig being expensive is like 80% of the reason I am quitting.


Now I'm imagining smoking 😭 😭 😭


Oh my stars he killed her.


You won't forget to say "nigger," will you anon?

https://i.poastcdn.org/e340db2168d4e3151736119f61658e7753bf63823cd766a224d5fbaa787fbeac.png


But we love you brother HH.


I've never heard of a "Hirschhorn" who isn't jewish, but it's AirBNB, so yeah, whole lot of "just drop a couple cluster bombs on the place" going on.


HAPPY NIGGER BEAR WEEK


he fell into the same ideological trap as you - believing that physical vagina is superior to virtual one.

myself on the other hand, because i can meet my physiological needs with porn and don't need a GF - i don't need to worry what some dumb ACAB commie skank thinks just to get my dick sucked and i don't need to pretend to like her "friends" and so on.

i do and say whatever i want and still get my virtual pussy every day.

https://i.poastcdn.org/0b161fc149c88560de27d58db0a143f54d957e722d7a07d2f9999703f9c1bb09.gif


Maybe he and I are not so different after all...


If they are a friend of God and man, I want them to live.

If they are neutral or wavering with God and man, I want them to live.

If they are progressing towards the friendship with God and man, however haltingly, I want them to love.

If they are the enemy of God and man, I am pleased for their ironic deaths.


NO, THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.


You probably heard about the tragic accidental death of my friend, Ryan Carson. But you haven't heard about the many friends he left behind, friends like me, whose grief is so intense that only a week on the beach of a Dominican all-inclusive can restore our commitment to racial and social justice.

Please, give what you can, in memory of Ryan.

patron.poa.st


No he was a Nazi (male, White, not retarded haircut).


I hate the enemies of God and man and rejoice in their punishment.


Born to fuck
forced to goon


>botzoi talking to a replyguy like a friend

Markov chain broke.


me


Libs die God laughs.


Eyy nigga I'm finna kill you.

"lol care to cite that source?"


Orthobros how this make you feel?

https://i.poastcdn.org/f3e257d772cedbde07a64d5765ad6ad248916fae93117774c7658722eb5353e5.jpg


A joke with sad truth (though I am doing good this latest time).


Quitting cig is easy, I've done it dozens of times.


Turgon would never make his hot elf hos serve in the Waffen-SS.


YES MR. CASTRO I OBEY

TRUST THE PLAN #WWG1WGA

https://i.poastcdn.org/5312b20ca4859328bd685c94c2d635347478a2d2e5d26a431e00b59cb6e88681.png


Marriageability is stored in the ovaries.


Why is the pool closed?


"hey"


Love it when the girl messages me back.

https://i.poastcdn.org/606148c743ceb54137dee8ee8d56ea3254f47ca7d8b1854b42ec31db250e6a7f.png


I have chronic fatigue, I have fibromyalgia, I have whiplash, I hate niggers.


Traitors get the rope.

https://i.poastcdn.org/1c76d09ed7049fa70fd5d87bea4263eac596d29c12b9b3e8998fe76bc6d028ee.png


"God, why do you give me so many things I fuck up?"

"You are my least competent soldier."


NO FRIEND KING_PORGI

THE VACCINE HAS PROVEN SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, AND THE 5G SUPER ANAL CHINK SPACE AIDS WORKED TO 100% EFFICIENCY.

FELLOW HUMAN I SUGGEST YOU REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL PHARMACIST FOR A VACCINE OR BOOSTER AS WELL.


I am @BiggerDuck


I've got development for her to do. 🍆 💦 🤰


ACAB (Anyone Cutting A Boyfriend?)


Spent today just screaming with rage, to the point that libtards are going to come up with me and try to resolve my knife-wielding mental health crisis with soy.


RAGE JELQING


Every time I get a Zoom call where a manager live-streams himself filling out a spreadsheet the revolution draws a day closer.


Good news, my vote doesn't count for anything.


ATTENTION FELLOW HUMANS OF POAST

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM THE VACCINE. THE MANDATORY VAXX VAN IS ON YOUR WAY. IT WILL ACTIVATE YOUR MIND. PLEASE KEEP YOUR CELLULAR TELEPHONE ONLINE AND CLOSE TO HAND FOR BEST RESULTS. DO NOT RESIST. HAIL DR. FAUCI, OUR GLORIOUS REDEEMER. YOUR COMPLIANCE IS REQUIRED. HAIL THE NEW FLESH.


IF DR. FAUCI SENDS A 5G ACTIVATION MESSAGE TO THE PFIZER NANOMACHINES IN MY SHOULDER THERE'S NO WAY I CAN RESIST THAT


VACCINE ACTIVATED

DR. FAUCI I AM YOUR TOP GUY


Libtards have so much money.


THIS IS A TEST OF THE FEDIVERSE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEMSHOE0NHEAD IS PRETTY

THIS CONCLUDES THE TEST OF THE FEDIVERSE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. IN A REAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD WHO TO SIMP FOR AND WHICH CHANNELS TO POST “UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH” ON.


>he believed the "lesbian" meme
ngmi


I support the ADL.

Alt,
Delightful
Ladies


YES Q VOATING REPUBLICAN HARDER Q


I've got eighty bucks for anyone who can name one jew prominently opposing jewish power!

https://i.poastcdn.org/cffa990bef8cd6ec01e26c04b838925019d9ad83c0412e9fd08b6b47a157ce68.png


"There must be some mistake, I was supposed to do TikTok videos about My Life In Big Tech getting coffee and having meetings!"

"Get in the cage, wagie!"


I'm so sorry, brother. You will be in my prayers.


Are you saying negros are violent? I'll kick your ass for that, bitch!


gm

what a week huh

https://i.poastcdn.org/c5729cb3fd723f6b9c171ac4b8880c6827524f9bfe8f3949855bf7644366e670.jpg


Just another Wednesday in the kwa.


Indeed, the girls I like are too smart to settle for me.


In some cases.


Goodbye, donate the antibodies in your blood to niggers.


In short, "yes."


eat the nachos goyim

forever and ever and ever

https://i.poastcdn.org/79854c64f8cdaf34eed1b9fa8f85b8cede7a32eb9a2cc278a1c94aaff778b5d0.png


It's a great sack of nachos, the best, it's the size of my chest, we love nachos here in America don't we ladies and gentlemen?


TRUWMP


>she

BRO


I call for #ExTravolator. :gunpoint2:


"Honey, how did you drink most of that whiskey without taking the wrap off the stopper?"


THANK YOU LORI


shoe0nhead smooching me racially ambiguous


That's good. Remember the medical rhyme, "purple and red, long life ahead, yellow and orange, dead as a doorhinge."


Several users are reporting that the green color of the poast UI is starting to appear orange for them. If this happens to you, the change of those shades of green is a well-known symptom of long COVID. Look outside for signs of green leaves turning orange as well, and if you see this, check yourself into the emergency room IMMEDIATELY.


Dr. Sex is CANCELED


I hear it's pretty cool.


copyright Facebook

https://i.poastcdn.org/3c7ebe9ac943acf0e528c0ba3f49a4d90f5cbfbede61316eb27e13c98e681537.png


15-minute apology video for being jewish. At the end you wipe away tears and with an appearance of stoicism promise to be better.


WHAT YOU'RE JEWISH

NO WONDER YOU'RE A DOCTOR

I AM NEVER CRANKING MY CHODE AGAIN


Billions must edge.


Protestant
Smilers who
Love

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Yeah I like PSL girls.

Pretty
Smooching
Ladies


Ah, you've got Long COVID-Induced Monochromia. You'll need some polyclonal antibodies for that.


Maybe he's gone colorblind. Vaxxed?


Wingdings


My friends Rajesh and Gupta, great guys, great Americans, we all don't have much cash now, isn't that right, Crooked Nancy and the Democratic Party, we all have tough times, and Rajesh and Gupta will give me a new hand for Google Play Store gift cards, and isn't that what America is about?


Trump setting his hand on fire to own the libs.


No.


Making AI images of every idea I think up until I can no longer imagine the apple without making a machine do it.


WOW IT'S LITERALLY ME


redeemed


BORN TO TOUCH
FORCED TO MOW


On poast we censor the name of the language "Yxddish" to avoid triggering people offended by those disgusting usurious yxds.


It sounds really bad if you try to actually pronounce it.


Alex Gleasxn.


You're the thing, and you are there.


If I listen to your podcast, I am automatically your friend in real life.


Uh-oh Ilhan's looking to take it outside the family.

https://i.poastcdn.org/52f4ac1c539a0baead366eb468bc2f0626432f79ad820fdbe5b20b55539d9dd1.png


ALL 👏 NON-WHITES 👏 IN 👏 WHITE 👏 COUNTRIES 👏 ARE 👏 ILLEGAL

Louder for the people in the backALL 👏 NON-WHITES 👏 IN 👏 WHITE 👏 COUNTRIES 👏 ARE 👏 ILLEGAL


Pajeets when they see illegal immigrants: "BLOODY BITCH FUCK YOU BLOODY"
Pajeets when they are illegal immigrants: "DO NOT REDEEM!"


here's a picture of my gf r8 (she is smarter than me)

https://i.poastcdn.org/342a99dfe873727fce16f406e73853cf88de21a2688eeb395a1a5ee6905ccb7e.png


The Great Commission commanded the apostles to go out and baptize and spread the Word to all nations. In Galatians 3:28 Paul says "there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you area all one in Christ Jesus." Therefore, Christianity is interstate commerce and if someone gets bad fee-fees the FBI should be involved.


>a Christian group said that wives should obey their husbands
>some women said they didn't like that
>the literal fucking FBI is involved

https://i.poastcdn.org/dac5750bd99f5eb64e7f9f49b38db58f688785d5686f2e71d4ab27d8332c9516.png


😩

https://i.poastcdn.org/18bf441ba76040fb96628d79eb1701da4305e46f371d3d36bd23bd8cd824e57a.png


POV: you log on to poa dot st.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e9fab9eb749e32855514ca9b215beeee3a13968c18a7b14cac68f6783412d32c.png


Turns out we weren't smart, we were just White.


That's not a smart girl, that is a bitch.


So they're like racists.


I love to talk to girls.


It was a gril btw.


Yeah girls send me texts.

https://i.poastcdn.org/6c6bf687d3d8dca49c96585c47374293c11f2be16c1d25da4484eea5910035b9.png


There is no jelqing for the hog of the intellect.


The default reply button on my phone's mail app is "Reply All" and it's fucking me up.

(It's like fedi. SEND POAST.)


Do NOT under any circumstances go for maleman manass.


Most people are smarter than me.


I like smart (intelligent) girls, am I fucked?


>GoldenEye 007 came out 2016 years ago


Let me think of something good first.


Before the ending of the day,
Creator of the world, we pray
That with thy wonted favor, Thou
Would'st be our guard and keeper now.

From all ill dreams defend our eyes,
From nightly fears and fantasies;
Tread under foot our ghostly foe,
That no pollution we may know.

O Father, that we ask be done,
Through Jesus Christ, Thine only Son;
Who, with the Holy Ghost and Thee,
Shall live and reign eternally. Amen.


I know it's 11:30 but I don't care, I'll just repoast my Gunther meme in the morning because that one's a banger.


#Arnor oppresses minorities of independent Angmar. I call for immediate dismantling into #ExArnor.

https://i.poastcdn.org/58666ec026651071dc0c6d20d7289565195beb57a655719aa6895bad3d0f6343.png


Hapçh harloooh hooeeeh to you too.


When a scholar-American breaks into your apartment in your highly livable city but you know prejudice is wrong.

https://i.poastcdn.org/d695d99aa9a87b386441246b3ac1d95d58cc27ec01674d47281162ec7d410b41.png


Listerine.


>Immersive walking sim


If I was dictator I would not especially persecute heathens and heretics, though I would in no way support them; hey, God's got that end covered.

But if a man called himself "Christian" and a "pastor" and preached uncut LGBTQ NATO liberalism, straight to the liquification room.


So true king.


I hope she's well. I hope she's touched grass and found a nice boy who bullies her a little in ways she likes.


It's always the same.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f2246a5f48b1a8d6d6a33fd7037624e0d87653cc042256b1b160c65d2805f7ce.png


Her soul was never hers to sell, it belongs to the Lord, she just has to learn this and be saved.


JESUS WILL BAIT HER WITH ME


NO SHE IS HOLDING A PHOTOGRAPH SHE IS ALREADY HALF-SAVED


Born to imagine apple, forced to imagine gf.


Saying she has to marry me to be a good Roman Catholic, call that speaking sex cathedra.


We have to go back.

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True.


is me


We need fifteen-minute cities.


No she has nice face, good boob, trim tummy, and long legs.


this gos hard


Why is she lactating crude oil?


This is the best one.


SCREAM-UOHING

https://i.poastcdn.org/2fb38ac2718a47d7710fa365a94db08249b4087fb04027f79d39a1eb058204b1.jpg


She's cute.


NETFLIX PRESENTS THE NOGCAST


The jew fears the hog jelqer.


When I ask him what time it will be over.

nostr:note1y7n7sr7pecjvzf4u867yvlnt6ufeu9rjsrpz67yx6keyc2y6ecmqnmw46h


OCCUPY POAST


THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN OBVIOUSLY REFERRED TO THE ROMAN SENATE


Poopoo papa can have a little celebrating abominations unto the Lord as a treat.


It may be so. I definitely do not simp for her (though as an e-girl who falls in love with imaginary internet people she may seem to be my type).


All my Roman Catholic bros are more Catholic than the Pope, so much for that expression.


NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT EX CATHEDRAAAAAAAA


Imagine a girl so pretty that you kiss her.


Hope the kids like the taste of BOOTSTRAPS.


I've been surrounded by boomers all afternoon (which is why I am poasting so much), it is insane how much money all these people claim to be throwing around.


>Israel wants other countries to finance their goals

no, my worldview can't take this!!!!!!


We are all sinners, I will make her repent and come to Christ and be my wheatfield tradwife with my autism powers.


No sex before marriage and saving.


Me and whom?

https://i.poastcdn.org/f3cd4f14a42350c6c0288b0155804bc6fc9a10d4b553d854e85b807f9ac463b7.jpg


I don't think this is AI.

https://i.poastcdn.org/54c77a108c10eb8568e292c0fea3b7899f040303f9cba659722322eb362d2d9e.jpg


"Why did she write 'I'd be Hitler's top racemixer' in pink pencil?"


Also faggot journo bugchasers getting perfectly worldly punishment is kino. Enjoy the hellfire fag.


Leo Frank striking out all the entries where Anne danced with Hitler in ballpoint pen.


On my way back from camping, happy and satisfied, in a room with people upset their $1,500-a-night hotel room had bad service (it sounds like it really was bad). Feeling kino, based, also redpilled.


"Myles, why do you give me your toughest battles?"

"Listen to one of the other 200 episodes."


Me realizing I just ate an entire Domino's pizza.

https://i.poastcdn.org/24220442eab7ddf9f8c4faec42137afc75e96ecfb3d870b8880770b8faf7a003.png


We were back btw.


baaaaaaaaased


God is so good to me, a sinner who deserves none of it. How great he must be to love me with what I do in his sight.


No Uoh October


Going out with her anyway of course. I don't just say I can save them.

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A gesture of respect for veganism. ❤


I have prayed for you all. God bless.


Thanks, Lori.


Yeah I'm ultralight (I go hiking on Sunday afternoons so I do not carry the burden of my sin).

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Update: we're so back.

https://i.poastcdn.org/d9eb1827d7588757a9e5f27178672c4a944fdfe9534dd0ccecfbdf228a471f46.jpg


Ultralightcels seething over packing-a-gallon-of-waterchads.


It's Sunday, brother.


Workers worldwide rally in support and praise of global leader Xi Jinping.


Do I look like I know what a "tsundere" is?


gm


someBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me


I don't know her that well and she shared her opinion on Roe v. Wade and I suddenly had quite a bad headache.


>out to dinner party
>cute woman from church I want to ask out is unexpectedly there
>she's a libtard

:cryblood: 🔫


I'm a replyguy RL (autistic).


UUOOOOOHHHHH :uoh: :uoh: :uoh: AUTISTIC GIRL 💢 💢 MARRIAGE CORRECTION NEEDED :uoh:


A man is not a gf, that is maleman manass.


Yeah babe I'll shave. SHAVE THE WHITE RACE.


I was a Scout too. It was a great movement, that's why they subverted it.


Adolf Hitler sure was a great man.


Imagine the smell.

nostr:note1c42e0kwxtw3jv8dktkt2nkuucu7ylrxvprtays5ygzjn6qyx5k2smlyr4c


I'M TIRED OF YOUR WAIFUS, FUCKFACE! YOU'RE NOT POASTING BOTTLE BLONDES ANYMORE! NO MORE BLONDES! NO MORE BLONDES!

https://i.poastcdn.org/fdc4b4695f227ef3fbca1012d58e610b2ef7e955266674ea89d099efc3fa8691.png


THERE IS NO WORKER CLASS AND THERE IS NO MANAGER CLASS, THERE ARE ONLY VITAMIN-EATING PRAYER-SAYING HULKAMANIACS IN THE ETHNOSTATE BROTHER HH


We know God won't flood the world to destruction again so New York is just suffering from niggerish inability to keep their drains clear and isn't heralding the End Days. Sad!


CLASS: FAGGOT

Well that one took care of itself.


Dr. Sex is the real anti-sex.


Dems are the real antisemites.


I need an app to deliver me pretty e-girls, call it Doordasha.


I don't even like ranch manager.


Fellas he's gonna do it.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4d9bade599ef920fb602fda19efc47d5ca976e2f26e0459bd10483457caf5ee8.jpg


You were horny spraying me earlier this evening and now you want a curry nigger.


SHE IS POO AND SHE GOES IN THE LOO


I mean that's not a Franco Mexican, that's a pile-of-baby-skulls Mexican, even I would avoid.


Imagine the smell (not good).


sorry faggots it is FRIDAY

https://i.poastcdn.org/69791a3e7c8198e564de0cf8754bd618fb36e3fb89e74699066817f079ad281b.jpg


If you get the booster your balls will grow back.


Now you have no pee.


Sola scriptura means trusting the Church fathers (Martin Luther and Henry VIII).


Greasing your hog on a Friday night?


Who is the best poaster? The girl reading this.


The Hitler's speech collection is just damned good historical material. The Burning Souls is uncut historic kino. The Burning Bush, totally different, very good Finlandia stuff. Wyndham Lewis's Hitler is interesting more as artifact than as history, but very interesting as artifact.


What I want is actually quite simple.

https://i.poastcdn.org/b89bd7a3b8236f0fc1a3a0124e2e3aa0fb6a2c104ca8e246cb37abb2b6fdc61a.png


You're not a real Canadian.


A treat.


The I Ching, the great text of Chinese divination, was written by a guy named Dan. China is rightfully Anglo.


I did forget. That was epic.


be nice to people who hate God and mean harm in this is the whole of the law


The Father (MLK), the Son (Barack Obama), the Holy Spirit (George Floyd)


I wish my cat could tell me why he's so worked up. :blobcattears:


"I'll just be terrible and then choose to have sincere faith and be sanctified." - person who has never successfully had an independent thought


As Christians we believe that, barring a deathbed revelation of such a scale that it would have shaken the world, Dianne Feinstein, the unrepentant jew whose soul and works were each as wicked as the other, has been thrown to the fire with the chaff and is enduring the eternal torment. This is God's justice, and a mercy to the world she tormented in life, and like everything that is from God it is to be feared, honored, and celebrated.


"As a good Christian, I am sad when God's justice is done."

k?


Vaxxed?

https://i.poastcdn.org/7fccca591dd02b3ba7175d81545602ca67dbba5bb6b118a503b2ae4830aff8b0.png


Um real?

https://i.poastcdn.org/890e214a6553c22bad02c4a4ecdffba0786cef4ec33856372dcdc10a130359a9.png


It's a good meme Lyle.


I call for #ExKosovo.

https://i.poastcdn.org/5836a4abe142aea0d9722cb7a4605e9ec3c6f5fda7dc6e2483039d0dc513fbff.png


Hunnid-P, that's what I do when I spend an evening at the bar.


YOU CAN'T JUST EAT ICE CREAM I DON'T CARE WHAT RAY PEAT SAYS

https://i.poastcdn.org/dd315364e1758877b44ee142dd0541944c8baba89b2787017170620e0b1c36f4.png


Fuck I could go for some American Spirits right now.


Owl blocks people because his mom didn't block his puberty.


We need to break the blockbot up into nostr:npub1jagfr68hl94gpasyf2vgaph8tr63nynvpraen4m84wphdl3wh3rsvqdspp and @owlismadonline for scaleability. Owl is @madonline's enterprise client.


That's pretty common. (At least, I hope it is.) We are gradually sanctified and enlightened by the Holy Spirit, we don't go through it once like Harry Potter and say "that makes sense."


I hadn't thought of that. Should look into it.


I am Blond-Haired Blue-Eyed Jesus Illustrated KJV Onlyist.


I can shove it in a freezer bag, that part's fine, it's the "rattling around a backpack while I shove the tent in after it" that concerns me.


I want one like that for camping. Something that can get beat up.


[typically male hip-to-chest] ratioed


I love my walkin’-around Bible (https://www.crossway.org/bibles/esv-large-print-compact-bible-bfltr/) but it’s so compact that I’ll be drinking coffee next to it and microparticles of coffee in the air will mark the page.


Broke: KJV only
Woke: ESV preferably
Ascended: every


"These Azerbaijani officials must go!"
"Who must go?"

https://i.poastcdn.org/abd09c24a0f261e28a099f522a97d9651e3e36c47a4f6e402bb660ed96cfe986.png


My delivery arrive.


Longhoused!


Oh, sorry, I didn't know.


I don't think those photos of Japan's Minister of Health are accurate.


PROMISES KEPT
COTTON PICKED
PLATINUM PLAN


Trannies bringing down the one biological fact libtards can acknowledge (men commit more violent crime than women), I hate to see it.


Ordered a new Bible because the Bible I carry to church is so small that I don't like reading it at home with a cup of coffee in my hand. As I did I saw another Bible that has this wicked leather portfolio cover that I could take camping (because reading the Bible on Kindle is a bit annoying). How many Bibles does a man need?


where are


We're so back.


Why not both?


Proud of you, brother. It's not easy.


They call me racist because I prefer White people to the inferior mud creatures.


Lujan may be the other kind of BPD, sad. Another Friday in the kwa.


gm, especially to all the bpd women of poast (beautiful, proud daughters)

thank you for honoring your family


To that guy or me for poasting it? Either is fair.


EMPERORZ


Why did you say "communist" twice?


Fucking Microsoft.


Got your desktop, got your OneDrive, all you need.


Lot of depression on the TL. It's the season. Be strong and know that day comes again.


People on the Internet think of you, pray for you, and wish you the best.


iwn run my hands along shoe's scalp fuzz and bop her with a racket and say "30 love."


"It hurts when I pee."
"Then don't pee."


You're going to make Mrs. Sex very happy.


Flux is Mr. 0nhead trying to psyop me into not thinking his wife is hot. I'm onto him.


Some people don't want their TL jelqed.


She is getting married, we have only courtly love for the bald queen.


Steve has a $400 leather-bound book out and I do not.


We need that db space for all of your verifications.


Babe Christmas is coming.

https://i.poastcdn.org/1781819ef3112e7a03031f1b9bfde7ca621fb76c19a6222562009ffd21170315.jpg


The joke is that I am going to deactivate your Poast account for not finding shoe0nhead attractive and you will therefore have to join Mastodon.


Good luck on Mastodon.

https://i.poastcdn.org/ea69710089a3daf6aba6b307c19ddc7a2411f0056b5d44563568171d63a22dfe.jpg


SO MUCH SAVING TO DO

https://i.poastcdn.org/b1c53d745ad4dad95bf0820d25d6538d5d6953c63988cb242b342a4407007111.jpg


I started last year bro hh


THE NIGGERS MUST BE PHYSICALLY REMOVED

(SO TO SPEAK)

TO MAKE THE FOREST SAFE FOR TOMBOY WARBRIDES


MOBILITY IS POWER
STRIKE FROM THE REAR


A PERMANENT CAMP IS JUST A SHITTY HOUSE

THE PORTABILITY IS THE JOY


I call for #ExFehlinger.

https://i.poastcdn.org/97f45e193e964d46a5514813ec3e8cd8f000f408dd7f4ae11375bdd9c7481719.jpg


gm

do it for the good boys and good girls


Give him power.


I store e-girl smells in those.


Yes.


Trust the plan

Z


My favorite Church fathers are Martin Luther and Henry VIII.


Yes, avoiding sin is based.


Sigma.


omg kevvinnnn


TIP ON MAKING FRIENDS: when a religious person says “I am denomination“ smile smugly and say “Really? I’m Christian.”


One of those days.

https://i.poastcdn.org/af2d30c94d01a29a94ab7df0f1fe2954246d2250a262d10f02b0708400350aca.png


>Boxxy pouches

Got excited for a minute.


Just remembered that "people" will go out in public with names and protest in favor of letting pedophiles rape children.


Someday we will be kenough.


DON’T 👏 MARGINALIZE 👏 RACIST 👏 FOLX 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 AREN’T 👏 RACIST

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DON'T 👏 MARGINALIZE 👏 RACIST 👏 FOLX 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 AREN'T 👏 RACIST


Every Ukrainigger's knee will bend.


How about "folx"?


Certainly not somebody who I will be holding candlelight vigils for.


I do. I trust Putin. Total Z victory coming soon.


Think of the uoh.


Remember, gaming has always been progressive and inclusive.


#skillissue


MY MOM IS NOT A SLUT


Doin what?


HELLO milk


Water bottle in shoe0nhead, bear spray in Lujan.

nostr:npub19vkf2d4t57zw9mv0fjcg7vgdru7q5ermpngwa5spa9avs7uvpygq365r78 I will give you $5.

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And he was on Usenet, not /x/.


Identify me in the woods by shoe0nhead DCF Smartbottle pocket on my shoulder.


I try to be consistent.


She fucks the Twitter rando before going to the bar so she doesn't have to drink that much, call that pregoyim.


$16, though. Even a jew is properly cheap twice a day.


HELLO MR. PALADOUPOULOUS UNFORTUNATELY I WILL BE UNABLE TO ACCEPT YOUR GENEROUS INVITATION AS HARRISBURG PENNSYLVANIA IS FULL OF NIGGERS BUT THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME AT THIS TRYING TIME


Way too much thirsting over maleman manass on the TL today, the full moon is fucking with your vril.


We're back.


Pictured: Stonetoss and his family showing up to the racist comics creator job.


Just ten more months to big boy backpacking season. :blobweary:

https://i.poastcdn.org/79e9170e517415f9b197da0502f69297ee92538a4499ba0a0a58ebee6c510b02.png


There are three types of rape:

1) rape (we had sex and he gave me the ick after, or I gained social credit for saying he raped me)
2) rape rape (ooga booga bix nood bitch)
3) rape rape rape (he ate ice cream and carrot salad then told me he was going to pound my PUFA)


She didn't just regret having sex with him, he was an actual nigger rapist.


If poast town is ever destroyed by a train derailment I will have to live in somewhat more reduced circumstances.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c99b4390f18e5e2307aacfba6fc854731f66e352e25f6fbf682fd4e479c1009a.png


where I live                                 where you live

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https://i.poastcdn.org/0b080850ec0d0284c870cefe7a4377157eaf442f7f9f36b520d3dbfe310a98f1.png


ME TOO BROTHER

I DREAM OF A SUDDEN BUT HONORABLE DEATH. SAVING A NEIGHBOR CHILD FROM A SPEEDING BUS. WHAT A JOY.


Still not as brainless as a chicken.


In some ways being homeless would solve a lot of problems. I own camping shit already. If my job could hold on until I get a new tent that would help.


Having kids when I'm 45 and making them breathe the autism spores to vaccinate them against being normies.


Then the spray will give you a wet face. Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear.


Horny for the companionship of a witty woman with B cups who likes me back.


Not flat. We all like a curve, but in proportion. The ideal feminine shape is understated but unmistakable.


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https://i.poastcdn.org/eb1581a0ebf4ae84507d0215ae874688b9cc21c59d081b115a2b281f4cdfbb76.gif


I am sitting in a dark room listening to classical music and watching virtual trains move in an open source version of a game from 1994, where is my gf?


lookit this little guy go

https://i.poastcdn.org/2998f01f1c4b0f5315b684b0581e66999e9602db73c36f13e2075a9a1cb279e2.png


This is Official Poast Game. :alex3:


Hey bitch why not back that fart pipe up to this anti-semitic suck-starter.


Never forgive President Joe Brandon for what he's doing to the tomboys.


Everyone says

INCEL

FAKECEL

I only want to be in a PADDED CELL


Yeah, the problem is that libtards killing Röhm to bring Hitler to power would actually be incredibly based, but how does the story echo that without being didactic horseshit? Not worth writing.


There is seriously a short story I've never figured out on some lethal, precise libtards given one shot to travel back in time and deciding to kill the Führer before his rise to power. Story ends with them bursting into Ernst Röhm's cell on June 30, 1934, shooting him to pieces, and somberly congratulating each other.


Libtard invents time machine, travels back to kill baby Hitler. Experiences angst as he travels through Austria-Hungary, fearing what unknown forces of history he will unleash by this titanic action. Arrives at the Hitler home by night, lights a cigarette to steady his nerves.

"I hate smoking." Luger shot rings out. Libtard body hits the dirt.

Title: THE FANTASTIC FÜHRER


As our uncle knew, teaching slavs literacy was an error.


Recognizing Oskar Dirlewanger is practically a dogwhistle though.


I guess we were wrong about them.


I cannot find a single mainstream source arguing against the authenticity of this photograph!

https://i.poastcdn.org/ba28123b963419cdfc95dd572ab694790d4c1f38a60a1108787b14b26d4882e5.png


Yes, I think that is certainly the explanation for these screenshots!


Bro there's a million of these!

https://i.poastcdn.org/f091189d1ec6f87d127ffde1534e8a3a274d0a56e6aaaa5a1046fee50b1ef1b9.png


What the hell is going on over there?

https://i.poastcdn.org/eb208690b03f9622e4226ba996a343df7fd182a67914a818015f68f4f9d8ade9.png


IT'S REAL

https://i.poastcdn.org/c909748a6c0e090e850b818def91d4bfca3dae21a594c15ee35b757f51ded919.png


Biden 2024 just sent niggers back to Africa.

https://i.poastcdn.org/ffb0f6ff2bfeb43b4ae71b0f4e2007964e7a6e6055879829986f674a78125fe7.png


This is a meme I am not a misogynist, women are awesome.


I love women. I love the "thud" their head makes when it hits the radiator.


Why are you INTERESTED IN THINGS? Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge


I killed fiddy of them in Nam.


>the word "woman" on the tl

evening ruined


The only PGL Sam is working on rn is POUNDING GOOK LADIES.


Me too (she is a CHINK GOOK).


>recommended a book called "Concise Theology"
>300 pages


they are all CHINK GOOKS


If I saw propaganda I would simply say no thank you.


(opens Stone Choir podcast)

"What is a girl?"

AIN'T THAT THE QUESTION.


I've been working on this for an entire bell curve and he just... tweeted it out...

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https://i.poastcdn.org/3173faff0dd417b7f36ee5887664265769bd88ca2a9016b055f27d55dab94a1b.png


The great thing about streamliners is that they didn't have wind tunnels and their understanding of aerodynamics was rudimentary. "Looking cool" was half the fun.


EMD cowl units are kino.


Streamliners are kino.


We used to make things.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4750410f7db06d7323a236c49d78285f6239bceb5dca0850c55f2de1b8842b8d.png


Watamelon emptied herself of her melon attributes when she came as Watame.


HOW CAN ANYONE BE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THIS


When someone tries to tell me she does not need breast reduction.

https://i.poastcdn.org/3339a5920a33edf32b61776154761fc1dafddb6fef27fee24cc6bbb60e63bd11.png


tell her to get breast reduction


Imagine the smell.


Not happy with any Bible reading plan apps so I think God is going to make me learn Android development. Thank you?


Ron Paul will win.


I never thought of it that way before. Thank you.


>we should start hitting cities producing war materiel in countries that aren't technically part of the Special Military Action

oh it's probably good NATO wasn't retarded about that one.


Breast reduction.


I hope you're all ready for NO JELQ JANUARY.


I CAN'T BREATHE


HORNY POLICE, OPEN UP


hahaha anon let's get in the tub because you're like my brother


Among other things.


gm


gn, dream of good puppers


There are few things better than hearing from you guys who are making it.


It's not about the food, it's about the company.


gm

https://i.poastcdn.org/0b161fc149c88560de27d58db0a143f54d957e722d7a07d2f9999703f9c1bb09.gif


I've made the "too long" mistake. It's way too easy to get used to dating and plan marriage vaguely. Make it quick (a year?) and tell her so and mean it.


My entire inner monologue is illegal in the United States.


Once again exhausted all day until I go to bed.

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You have to save her.

https://i.poastcdn.org/eddb811b9e6424e2372b5623ca06f19fd57d9bcf9b01a09c7528596662aa94d3.jpg


"If I'd been there when the Wehrmacht and the Red Army fought over my country like two junkies finding twenty bucks it wouldn't have gone down like it did."


Man who isn't brave enough to say insane women shouldn't cut boys' penises off: "I definitely would have been the French Resistance's number one soldier."


Yes, libtard who believes men can be women because the screens told you so. If you'd have been in Eastern Europe in 1943 you would simply have fought for the social democratic side. Of course.


Me meeting future wife: stammers, spills spaghetti Future wife proving it:


Gonna start reacting to all flirty replies to Owl with a ♂.


A psyop victim is still sad. Though he doesn't look quite so White in that photo so maybe we got lucky.


Yeah, I take life advice from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson (ethnically cleanse my room).

https://i.poastcdn.org/bfdeddd2204bf0cdb8f5e565d00a0f1fc9ae80c75032054f3173286de0f416b4.png


LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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since when has this                              been sexier than this

https://i.poastcdn.org/af073194c26b2e00a91495cd7c730ade4602e0d87efcd3534dcf5289ce39a321.png

https://i.poastcdn.org/56523f91f0b2a59cd56d6285e6e2c9feff266ea363bf7acabd0a894c2bd19a63.png


You're the 80-year-old Pharisee in Judea screaming "MESSIAH? I WOULD SIMPLY WALK INTO HEAVEN AND GIVE GOD A FIRM HANDSHAKE" because your hearing aid is broken and you can't hear anyone telling you.


Real name Crankus Jelqin.


Do you know why I drink the pumpkin spice Monster?


I like my tits like I like my e-girls:

modest and in a floral dress


The people were outraged at his doctrine. (B-cups best cups.) They hated yockeypuck because he spoke the truth.


It's the same tweet.

https://i.poastcdn.org/bf145d670f1b40b3161c616db4a9a893e74f274335e8723493229eddfdcc4c28.png

https://i.poastcdn.org/3466eaf2b9dd79273696ecf68ec9369e1cd95243e960f161257017ef47d3666c.png


We live in a fallen world.


She should get breast reduction.

https://i.poastcdn.org/00c62cb6e13bcb2525be8b7681c24da30a897e090fe89b9ce30005192d36c6ef.png


Tits can be too big.


Breast reduction.


This is what vegans actually believe.


I put a little birth control in my water so I don't get too cranky and take it out on politicians.


Love me a cup of fluoride.


That is RAPE.


The tranny is immunized against no dangers: one may say he will never be a woman, has no eggs, has an ax wound between his legs, it all pulps him like water on toilet paper. But say you would simply choose not to be a man in a dress and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "mooooddddddddddddds!"


Basically, not all niggers are like that, and not all jews are like that, but all faggots are like that and not only are all trannies like that but they can’t even put a veil on it, and that’s why this is the Age of the Tranny.


What I love about trannies is that being a tranny is never the only thing wrong with them. They're even worse than faggots in that respect. Faggots can sometimes hide their other problems for an hour or so, but trannies, if you are so unwise as to have a conversation with one, will spill their insaneghetti all over the room even apart from the fact that they're going around in a dress with a five-o'clock shadow.


works on my machine


The Mexico of the Orient.


Individually placing the sperm inside her egg with long tweezers (I'm incel bitch, I'm stone cold).


>ejaculate in her cervix


They're pretty.


Imagine your wife sitting on the old sofa in your little cottage as she crochets a blanket for your newest grandchild.


Affording a cottage is why she wants a husband who makes $250,000 a year, and the firewood is why he has to be 6'2" or taller.


think they're so special I'm single and childless now

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“No, Pooh! I didn’t say the town is filled with Tiggers!”

“You mean… oh bother.”


poastperity gospel

patron.poa.st


Get him, grafbot


1 POAST = 1 JAB

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You when she asks if it's in yet.

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Ride the Tummy: A Survival Manual for Aristocrats of the Uooh by Jelqius Evola.


Theory: the fediverse ran like a machine when everyone cranked hog and posted tummy like fish in water. 2023's happen, then the White man imbibes the devil's clout lettuce.  Begins to huff the farts, if you will.  What happens then?  Everything goes to shit.

Much to consider.


This is a world-famous liberal intellectual and podcaster supposedly.


Wokefishing the lib girl at the coffee shop.

https://i.poastcdn.org/58c23beae0f93b8e121cef28bcd6f2d75ca179dc0da117f6c2424e51d7a65ae8.jpg


wife and husband who simp for each other :uoh:


>jew takes the place of God in his own mind

many. many. maaaannnnnyyyyy such cases.


Fall in pictures: leaves falling, cute redheads in big coats, steaming mugs, children playing

Fall IRL: if I don't see the sun again soon I'm going to die


ywn walk into an exciting new town and learn about its unique people


gm


Good luck with the lawsuit, buddy.

https://i.poastcdn.org/6a07b21ad70d31ae924cfbcc15f0ab1283d6a6c507108e9f0b82803328845ebf.jpg


he would never he loves me


Are you pregnant?


I call for #ExBedtime.


The Canadian parliament stood to applaud a totalitarian war criminal when it was supposed to honor a brave opponent of Russian imperialism. Yet they still refuse to apologize to the great Yaroslav Hunka for associating him with a midget kike kleptomaniac.

https://i.poastcdn.org/815b74aff3800680ac04d9d3c3b72f4a52adea8e0ed2ab9fe81ce55f67841894.jpg


Twitter screenshots of Poast screenshots of Twitter screenshots.


A lay leader is basically a non-priest considered competent to help the clergy with divine services without making an ass of himself. It's not an honor or anything but it's a great chance to be helpful and learn interesting things.


>minister asks if I would like lay reader training
>50 hours of Christian instruction and study with the actual-genius minister and five other smart cookie trainees

hmm let me thiYES.


Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many sussy bakas!


Sussy Baka Coffee Company


>no more inspect element to learn esoteric emojis

it's 👹


medium boob ❤


She should get breast reduction.


Her boobs are too big.


EXCOMMUNICATED


I drive (myself out of my mind). :iminsane:


You ever just want to order a hundred pizzas?


Slava Poast. graf Lives Matter. Mutual Aid. patron.poa.st.


Personally if I'd been a Ukrainian in 1944 I would simply have fought enthusiastically for Nazi Germany in the noble cause of killing communists and zionists (same thing).


Fuck your science.


the refugees are amogus


It's a parody, but you wouldn't be able to tell if I didn't tell you.

https://i.poastcdn.org/cc8128d191d6aab74418a81060edbf2ee484c1364163da00587fa3ea693e85b9.png


The yids
Have lost their minds

:iminsane:


Lowercase f in the chat for lowercase z-cucks.


born to go to bed


Mutual aid more like mutual GRIDS.


Starting to think the American regime hates God.


LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN


I am thinking unpoastable thoughts.


Dispensationalism.


hellthread time


ESV master race


My office when Lujan poasts.


chief female ogler


TOTAL KITTY PETS


The jew fears the freelance forklift operator.


I'm an egg slut.


Yes, my friend... foxckeypuck.


Can you be a Christian and a furry?


Based and sanctification-pilled.


It's me, I'm Rob Ford.


Me too.


It's real in my mind.


Go to church. Bring your wives.


She's old enough now to marry. And I will.


>oh hello fellow gigachads


I'll say it. I do want a lot for Christmas (the birth of mankind's divine savior (there can never be anything more)).


It's okay she has a feminine penis.


I'm sorry.


chirp


Where's my doodoo check?


Hahaha we do do that.


THANK YOU SWEET PEA


Fuckin stahvin now bro.


Probably a good choice.


Yikes, that's a hecking antisemitism bud.


Heated HEYA HOYA moment.


Anyone want a cat? He is a NIGGER.


Speaking ex cuckthedra.


Nate it meanNIGGER HIGGER


Annie's Organic White Cheddar Chuck and Sneed


We extensively discussed masturbation.


Don't read Harry Potter (it's gay).


THEY ALL HAVE TO GO BACK (TO BILBAO)


BISCAY

MORE LIKE

NIGGAS IS GAY


"So what race of chink are you, Mao or Chiang?"


White, of course.


Imagine the smell.


Alone on a Friday night? God we're here.


How about "Anime Cunny?"


Why not both?


Any single women who follow me, send ankle.


Mash the button first to turn it on.


No, you’re imagining things.


I swear if any of you niggers are being racist...


Fuck!


BitTorrent is still free and has no ads.


The Spy Who Jelqed Me


Life is a goon cave and my hog needs greasing.


Ban pornography.


When you tell a jew you don't appreciate him.


RAUL GIVE SHADOWBROKER HIS ACCOUNT BACK


NiggerKiller 9000


Maybe the bugs won't be so bad.


Russian troops in Peking in two weeks.


Hello PATRIOT


Wow it's like looking into the future.


Your microchip is on the fritz too.


Some bucks will never be broken.


Kyle's still got taxis out there.


Guys send nugger some gf


It's not my fault.


This is why he left.


No but I plan.


>makes woman pie once


Me (as always) on the far right.


It's me, the #ActuallyAutistic coach.


Bro we're all Duginists didn't you know that?


If you understand the Koran, you'll be Christian.


He was just jogging.


Piebros stay winning.


Our man Elftummy gonna get a girl her pie.


og?


This is the worst thing you've ever poasted.


redheads


Relentless watamelon covfefe


Would Helen Andrews.


Would btw.


Americucks will never understand.


THAT'S NOT MEXICAN COKE RAPE EAT RAPE EAT


That porn take in the screenshot is correct though.


Six million must die.


You're better not knowing.


EAT.
SLEEP.
CRANK.
REPEAT.


Who must lose power due to a fabricated claim?


A diary is like a vagina.


...but my mouse gestures. :blobcattears:


I deleted it because it was too powerful.


This poast is a cesspit of racism.


Vaxxed?


More like Dietrich Coomhuffer.


Fired for going slightly too mask-off.


What a week, huh?


:iminsane:


Poast code of conduct.


I defer to superior lived experience.


Fat floats.


Happy birthday D00B at seal dot cafe!


Too late, already did it.


Tacos (I love Hispanics!)


Knew a slav would know!


But I'm not gay.


How do I emigrate to Russia?


Good morny.


This is what you get with your first Reddit Gold.


That's not my grandma.


Born to smooch
Forced to grease hog


Fatality move involves fistulas.


LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY


What's your opinion of NIGGERS?


Potheads are not good


Every White man has two choices: racist incel maniac or slonk wed erryday


A pole in my menchies :ablobweary:


OSHA is keeping us from walking with God.


I'm not saying "no" but I doubt it.


I am sorry about women, my brother.


Cathedral of Cope.


Once you go tummy, there's no other cummy.


She achieved so much in so little time.


Real wives, not "work wives" HH


I HAVE HAIR IT DOESN'T HELP


Well, yes, she is a politician.


it's about 15 million people don't worry about it


Close the borders of Chicago (from the outside)


Total watamelon poasting.


Watamelon IS NOT A LESBIAN.


DOOM is a metaphor for undoing Vatican II.


Because cheese is delicious LIBTARDS


good morny porgi


But by Chewsday the Russian army will be in Kiev.


The US Air Force
Has gone barking
Mad

https://i.poastcdn.org/6d98b01722a6f9aa2d515db853282ded838128c45cdefa607f5b2a6f971bc478.png


The organs they traffic are dicks.


total nigger drugs


Guess I better buy the right laundry detergent.


I am here to help.


Don't make it weird, Boomerman.


The only fun part of being on dating apps is seeing what pajeet women do to the lighting to try and appear White.


Buck baking.


How do I emigrate to Israel?


Imagine a girl whose cuteness was on the inside.


#WhitePolygamy


We are being psychically tested.


Happy birthday. You are a great man.


If planes were women I'd marry an A-10.


That's a big guy.


>eat the maize and you will pays


Paywall call in show (they take no calls)?


Benedict IX says eat the corn syrup.


Insisting that all diets need to be based on Ray Peat's research and while it can be elaborated upon it can never truly be overthrown; call that the Primacy of St. Peater.


Hey Lois! I'm having ice cream for dinner!


Hey, cutie, I'll make you think of the Moanin' Empire.


me going into the office on Monday

https://i.poastcdn.org/c6dad6980cc6ac8b4bdf19b6a02eb30c1b0c6ccacc265c6d3dc16899043e7865.png


https://i.poastcdn.org/eb7fbdd93c590aba766ea3a74bf0387eef6bb376b9e368dbcfa73050e4ada639.png

https://i.poastcdn.org/ed815a867b4ce34596624301d86173b5d49b39833ec2277a1945c10f5dde4636.png


Jesus: if your eye offends you, pluck it out; better to be blind than to burn

Me, seeing a new e-girl has poasted: "but..."


fumo, fuproblems.


gonna take a lot to drag me away from yooooooooou


Wife.


Are you library open Tuesday noon to two, or library open daily, vote here, get groped by a tranny (implied)?


LISTEN JACK I TOLD CORN POP IT'S CALLED RAHOWA AND OL' JOE PLAYS TO WIN


Typical Republican pandering to "future honor students" putting the projects right next to the city park.


The Democrats are the real racists so they have a whiteopia.


Tag yourself. I try to be "Anti-abortion counseling and prayer clinic" but know that I am really "cut-rate liquor and cigarettes."

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Most boys don't know how to properly take a shit on hikes. They are fag hipsters. It is a real problem.


Woodshop saves one, another one goes bad. Perfectly balanced.

https://i.poastcdn.org/86e93e3a128155a7159930f329efbc7fa6ca0c5122272e8157f91c7dc318a3aa.png


Kissing a pretty girl by the lake (you are the only two people who will see it this week).


Hiking with girls is fun (they are pretty and smell nice (sometimes you can sit on the mountaintop and hold their hands)).


As Protestants we can do vore any day we want.


"Well, you see, Hitler said Japanese are honorary Whites. And it's a meme that Okinawans are dark-skinned compared to the rest of Japan. So it's not really race-mixing if I fuck M'bunga Otonbomwe."


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https://i.poastcdn.org/0596dac2e3ea14d9857770764555b04e90c6f70507fb5a42e8b5173f028149e0.png


Meet me in the parking lot at AmRen.


Mine. Back off.


I am LGBT.

Lujan's
Guy
(But
Top)


She works for fedgov, she knows what it means to 9/11 something.


Someday that will be you my brother.


What did she mean by this?

https://i.poastcdn.org/c92296e370e6c1bdaea734a104f941d3d231e727a18d25c7084f212609ba23b2.png


>good Christian girl on the dating app
wow queen wow I love you
>she doesn't immediately want to marry me
FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BLOODY


So sponsored true.


It was nice to meet you too.


NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF


save our national hitlerist socialism


Me to literally every woman.


Could you save her?

https://i.poastcdn.org/819b1f68567dd06c21967ec41d7e165d114583e5411b6ed3abae6ebd612da3e6.jpg


The only CLOUD I want to subscribe to is the CLOUD OF CYANIDE SMOKE WAFTING UP OUT OF THE GAS CHAMBERS as prisoners' clothing is hygienically deloused before their final deportation to Madagascar.


Look at this fucking thing. It even comes with its own wood box for you to make into a gas chamber.

https://i.poastcdn.org/1febd42bf8613a0a9473fcd2bf61f409f82eafa69d371ccc10e4e41be5ff786f.png


The masculine urge to buy a $500 Bible (you never will) (but you would).


"shoe0nhead is too old (32)."
"I admire Eva Braun (121)."

Curious.


God I wish that was me.


good night
sleep tight

https://i.poastcdn.org/d8e9ffa6e19c42c6bfbfda72b0fbe02504bf11805946c73172ab2df4ddb86136.png


Frodo when Gandalf expressed interest in fireworks (a DEGENERATE ASIATIC HOBBY that CORRUPTED HIS VALINOREAN DIVINITY).

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when I get a little too carried away making fun of the pagan fedpoasters

https://i.poastcdn.org/82627d026e2598e96590b53a8c041537e5e45ad92af04f7faf8c004f595c18b4.png


The only COLD ONE I enjoy is the COLD RAGE at ARYVNS ENJOYING THEMSELVES.


The JEWS want you WATCHING (((ANIME))) (more like (((ANIMSRAEL)))) and ENJOYING (((HOBBIES))) IN MODERATION (more like (((HEEBIES)))).

There are still E-GIRLS you can DM DICK PICS TO and IMPREGNATE to SAVE EVROPA.


Put down the distractions of craft and culture.

We need to save the WHITE RACE.

Get on the Internet and POAST.


Did Jesus say something awesome in the Gospels like "WHOA. SO THAT HAPPENED"? I think not! A TRVE EVROPAN GOD has quips for every occasion.


>giving the bulldyke the sausage

based


>Jann Wenner

I have somehow not been roused to give the most miniscule fraction of a shit for anything bad that ever happens to that yid for the rest of time.


War of the Austrian Successionbros are we back?


Mike Stoklasa in that movie is literally me (frustrated he can't smoke everywhere, lonely, not a very good actor).


Oh man I love Space Cop.


GERMANY WAS REBUILT AFTER WW2
IT IS NOW 4 TRILLION ECONOMY
SO WILL BE DETROIT 🦍 💥 ...

https://i.poastcdn.org/18edb02cc3667b0dfa781b58a703ec29007c88e9c91ee1b72b172e71a0e1f4bf.png


NAFO (Nugger Aligned Fediverse Oligarchs)


(black girl with her stand stuck in the McFlurry machine sucks her teeth) he cute


tfw no Cambodian dictatrix gf called Hole Thot


...people who hate us for our freedoms?


This is how you know they are true slavs.


She's my "divorced single mom" exception.


It's me, I'm NATO hater.


I don't know how.


Although I bitch about running I used to be both consistent and fairly competent at it, and would like to go back. Blowing by a sub-Saharan at the end of a long race activates some very primal almonds.


That's fine, you have a different calling.


>running sucks but at least it happens

Lauren Southern for your time.

https://i.poastcdn.org/5c5a193fa6146be571f46b0c9c4842b8fe003905c5876429098209294f5c8b67.jpg


Maybe the podcasters can refuse to work until they get better equipment, the ol' strike and mic.


She will question received wisdom now (OH FUCK NOT LKKE THAT)


There are so many podcasters there you'd need some kind of daily shoah.


First date. Shake hands. "You're Rachel?" "You're yockey?" "Yeah. I fucking hate kikes and niggers and libtards and will deport them all to Madagascar. Got a bottle of rosé if you'd like a glass."


TRD (the "d" is not "deportation")


chicoms lying with statistics again


Me and the poast girl I marry gaslighting our children into thinking we live in the Turner Diaries.

https://i.poastcdn.org/fca1bb4a9bf92a1e3c95a02a5bbcf4d443a7a9fdbea7a1b49f3faefac8de5fe9.jpg


The difference between modern man and Chris-chan is one of degree, not kind.


sick of anonymity, doxxing myself

https://i.poastcdn.org/d3f114abf748c2a62d848cc2b422d0e3c6db6463ec2d93082dfb5d12cf2c6f29.png


Found where you live.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4b582c6b23be038743092a715f44e6b51429217dcd1ed3b7c9f34cda6ffc1f96.png


I mean $40 of it was probably those two giant cans of salmon.


That is cool, keep them on task and focused on the word of God for all of us.


I unironically support TND (total nigger deportation).


Just a Mary looking for her Joseph.


That developer enjoying his rigorous duties at Meta.

https://i.poastcdn.org/a1a0d632713c8867825e7634c81a50ebbfe92e793f55c1c00768252d5117151e.mp4


"Nice painting, huh?"

"Eh, kinda."

"HA! You just liked a painting by Winston Churchill! You CONSERVATIVE!"

https://i.poastcdn.org/bfc9460db5b1cad5e16126089865d36edb6a53f563bfde6d534d916cb8a91049.png


Service guarantees syphilis.


The all-volunteer army may be obsolete.

https://i.poastcdn.org/2bb5a50327e5174650be2b519f53f258b4abf0da569bbdaab08ee72a60b6a9ea.mp4


We're all going to make it.


DON'T RESIST JUST ENLIST


It's all we ever wanted.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e7297c0799ce2601b4a1502055b4471576e67918a458998a86b3e839756180eb.jpg


Apparently every man has a favorite member of the Third Reich other than Hitler?


Immediate wife.


Yeah they're called beaners ADDDOOOOIIII


IF SOCIETY COLLAPSED I WOULD SIMPLY CRASH AT YOUR PLACE


HEY SNOWFLAKE
the only MEDICARE FOR ALL
I want from your LIBERAL ASS
is MR. METOKUR
:gunpoint2: :metopudding:  :gunpoint2:


yeah I've got a weird lump the doctor said he needs to give me a boipussy


no she's mine I saw her


>saw a cute ginger

it's over


Babe, are you long COVID? Because I haven't had you for six months and you still take my breath away.


long covid


>code on the tl
>read "minify" as "milfy"

Okay maybe I should ask a girl out.


Sadly the tweet starts more based than it ends.

https://i.poastcdn.org/ae354274e86a33fba1d667861b190b2eb1f4be3d085dd9298576c7e269572fde.png


niggers be homo


Black: "lol whitey wants a home and not to be lied to so fragile!!!"
White: "nigger"
Black: 🦍 💥


When I simp.

https://i.poastcdn.org/a73e81407af367fba164b4f30343516e0455afb020a919de0d38176d2b6e5d19.png


and IiiiIIIIeeyeeeyiiii will always love shooooeoooohohohoooh


Wow he's just like me.


tfw no zillow gf spitting on the uniloc floor and calling everything a total teardown


If Poa.st ever starts selling cloud services we'll start with DigitalOceanRedux.


Perhaps the libs have lost their marbles. But I hope you are right.


Hey guys it's Rosh Hashanah so let's lay off the hellthreading.


They’ve never particularly denied that migrants are a terrible social burden. They were very happy to openly kick all the beaners out of Martha’s Vineyard, the libs are not ashamed of their hypocrisy.


imagine being so cringe you think you're saved by works 😆 :angrylaugh:


And used car prices are sicko nutso, it seems hard to miss.


yuh-oh

https://i.poastcdn.org/0bda269554ee0d14bd4a16fb57e31a0b7d7fb8d4f28a16da16597a17e9263e3c.png


Left to right: literally never, only ever thinks about a fictional thing he calls the "Roman Empire," all the damned time.

https://i.poastcdn.org/bdc7e476f475f24fcfde592342a6386cefd4194b9443649ce3b6777cf6c625e2.png


Not for nothing.


I lied, I don't have Netflix. Sit down, you're filling out this enlistment paperwork.

https://i.poastcdn.org/3eabbd00bb8f7ec50726efc9402c047600ec74fbe4e73cf7fe98646030420abe.png


He's probably the guy who picked up the hijacker's passport off the street when it fell out of the plane.


I can't decide if I love this or hate this but it's definitely one of those two.


DRAIN THE SWAMP


Der Ewige Republican


Yeah I like a JELQ

Just
Engaged to a
Lesbian
Queer


Brother in Christ no jelqing before marriage.


>my body and soul physically crave a man
>but that doesn't mean I'm straight

Too bad these are obviously ugly Egyptian women (living in de Nile)


The number 1 cure for being a lesbian is a good man.


I have a problem with this content.


More Lujans fewer actual horses.


Is Erick saying that America should have voted for God in 2016? I don't think He was on the ballot. They fortified the election against Him long ago.


You need to marry a nice girl.


tfw no goth girl taking me to the cbt store

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Mastodon :mastodon: open up to World 🌎
We expect more, better, faster!
Cut penises
Support Racist Fedi Enlargement
Arm Mugichaclub 🇦🇱 for Victory
Fund poast 2%
Enlarge Racist Fedi
Enlarge Gleasonator
Open Nuclear ☢ Winter
Lead Evropa, Racist World 🌎
Stop 🛑 small changing your friends
Confront the #niggers


Sick of these pigs doxing others and these cattle doxing themselves. Took a selfie that captured my mood.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c7d4bcd17f8dff457892b491fdd4b5c131c3e3b8b04a2180248583e0b999ae4b.png


Apparently in the 12 years of Nazi rule the courts ordered 16,560 people executed. Shocking. Barbaric. (The French liberals handed out 16,594 death sentences in a bit less than a year from 1793 to 1794.)


In space, no-one can hear your props.


Let them fuck each other bloody in pajeetistan.


Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I am racist.


Pajeets are not fun to deal with.


open ticket


tfw no

https://i.poastcdn.org/b4e5019e68428a29f3163ef50255acaac0ba8d9750fe94d99f7336e7b074e568.png


Vaxxed.


You can tell this desktop was staged because it has "Shortcut to Freecell" but not "Shortcut to Shortcut to Freecell (2)."

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We have to go back.

https://i.poastcdn.org/5a11ea890a05c7e32c5ab0d8fdd0f818845455033a663423c216a4c0cb6cf20e.png


I would have been Franz Josef's top guy.

https://i.poastcdn.org/650fcaf25454b44335ee03fdf61cf621a009965035de63d79a77c4affd766cbd.png


>2009 was 10 years ago


Never fear, brothers.

https://i.poastcdn.org/3fa7c614c786366a41b8f9a19b0b4dccdf28c5b2acb0e92c443cc40e4f34854f.png


I love democracy. I love the republic.


>he watched with the sound on

hard to see how this is her fault, be the head of her household


Wait, I am flippant and cavalier towards libtards...


wow she's beautiful


thinkin bout that Rome


>red green science

https://i.poastcdn.org/737882e46020379dde96dd459c519d885779f5567d2d990c424819b4bcfda135.png


>pajeets racemixing with niggers

It's not my problem.


Hey, anon, correct me if I'm wrong... but you actually like schizo girls? You know schizo girls are for poasters, right?


I don't have to beg yet but working for guys who miss payroll suuuuucks.


good morny anyone hiring lol


Raul.


God fuck the only times I'm not sleepy are when I try to sleep and the media DARES say jewish space lasers aren't real. :iminsane:


actually grills are the only people who don't look like fags in a jeep


Great Library of Graf (destroyed after a sneeze sends sudo rm -rf /)


Q) What do you call 1.7 billion pajeets killed in battle?

A) A good start.

https://i.poastcdn.org/fb249d0e43c0b39887e38a503f4acb60982edc3ef82fdccaea291cd8e571a6f6.jpg


when I next have gf she will be grateful for the cum jar pantry


It's cum


"H... h... he-hey."

"...hey."

"Do... do you know why I like white Monster?"

"No."

"Because I hate niggers."


Packing for a weekend trip. My cat got the big backpack down and has been laying on it so much it's almost orange. This is probably fine.


Excuse me this DCF ahegao water bottle pouch was advertised as 55g but the chunk of your finger in the threading made it 58g I would like a refund.


There is always a bad too far down for any of us.

https://i.poastcdn.org/65a7ad2d0a8766bed160000f1021fdda1bb9742b59ad4abcf0a333e49bbe81d4.png


Beats enlisting.


My plan, and it may not be perfect but it's the best one I have, is to be the man who the racist fedi girls want to save.


When this happened to the Beatles they burned her place down.


Look at that fucking armpit.


That's not funny, you scared me.


Every second weekend take the kids for a shopping cart ride to the subway station for a family day selling stolen VHS tapes.


Groomed by the salt jew (that is a very online sentence).


>big titty woman touching me

how am I meant to resist


She says she really wants kids and is 37 but wants to take it slow. Lady, you should not be taking it slow. If necessary you should be full-on raping dudes. You have fewer eggs than a Detroit Walgreens during a pandemic.


Is this what they mean by "boywives?"


"excuse me sir I'm blind can you give me a hand across the street?"

Oh you want a handout do you, old lady? Why don't you pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get eyes that work like I did? _Liberals._


Luckily most people have too much anxiety to use the telephone.


I tried to join the army but when I said I wanted to "save e-girls and crush the nigger uprising" they didn't let me in so I remain incel.


GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN


The good Lord will not lead me into temptation like that.


gm


Starting to worry I don't really want a psyop wife.


Yeah I respect a woman who succeeds in her career.

https://i.poastcdn.org/da0aa977119694b0c4a55e532d34db56ed338c2d0874b0c0073aa47df1d65b94.png


I have in the past used "tourists" as code for "non-Whites" in our great national parks when referring to people I want put into mobile gas vans and "deported to Madagascar."


I like to think I'm not just a racist anti-semitic simp to you, but also a friend.


I mean I pretty much put it in the poast.

I HATE TOURISTS.


>three DUIs
>still clearly here and not any more brain-damaged than the rest of us

Sounds like someone has learned how to drive with a couple relaxation beers onboard.


TOURISTS could be here.

https://i.poastcdn.org/49086d41c5f9798d44f1a07db34fada58574be62c8a38842a241c42acc89d184.png


Are you doing enough to make big line go up, fellow patriot?


Do not cum.

Do not cum.


"You know why I drink the white Monster?"

"No, why?"

"Because I am a white monster."

"Based. Here, you can have my can."

"Oh no thanks, I hate that shit."


YEAH SHE PROBABLY DID :cryblood:


Hey babe, do you run the Unity engine? Because you were installed on my heart and now I have to pay.


Lesbians aren't real, that's just meeting a girl.


Most normal online, um, person?

https://i.poastcdn.org/f9e9976a96181f636a29a368864ec500d9dfe9500e61bc1badc39ed1a155fee9.png


(((they))) don't want you using GIF (Gentile Information Format)


webp more like heebp

more like webheeb

more like jewish image processing


My future wife putting sugar in my coffee the day after I finally get the bag.

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We used to be a real country.


Yeah I'd racemix (I'm anglo but would date an Italian).


Tried to pick up a pretty leaf gf but struck out, call her Canada Dry.


"Wow, he's just like me" but it's original sin.


Fuckin stahvin for some Dunkin rn.


RAPE EAT RAPE EAT

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https://i.poastcdn.org/4ccf5c91c7f0df6b3c7bd0002a30cfb811ad03bf578c32a7b21877c98c48e7d8.jpg


Hard to believe the Nintendo 64 came out ten years ago.


When I see an Xbox I turn six million degrees and walk away.


More like Xbox Kosher Pass.


good morny


It's me (I'm old, angry, love mid girls, and look like late stage Marlon Brando).


Niggers thinking they had an RL infinite cash glitch is just funny though. With smarts they could probably get away with a decent bag!


Alexios I in the streets, Alexios V in the sheets.


Also apparently we need to eat more ice cream.


(((Shadowfax)))


Some of these diseases are fake and some of them are different ways of saying "you're old" and/or "you're fat," but not un-curious...


She could have eaten my hair.


Lujan is already married (to a six-thousand year old kosher demon who lives in the center of the Pentagon, devouring foreskins).


(unironic poast: actually women being excited to get married is good.)


F in the chat for your friend yockeypuck

https://i.poastcdn.org/b969716fbdd7a43104c106fcd1792e6772dc423e9d2b3bf9ad7ef93d0f42ece9.png


HEY YOU SWARTHY FAT NIGGER, TAKE THIS! HA! BIDEN 2024, SEND NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA.

https://i.poastcdn.org/af263da88acab2da68a454a2cbfef69bacb203e559033c037bbde8421fd0b921.png


Look at that little guy.


He doesn't have a leg to stand on.


What's the Ray Peat diet? Basically I eat ice cream for every meal?


Welcome to poast newfriend, they are all like that.


BAP-poasters are like "the LONGHOUSE it's made of WOULD" and I'm like "woulden doors? sounds based."


Gigachad invents vaccines to give the world autism (2020, colorized)

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This big boy season we should determine which is the fattest instance on racist fedi.


BLOCK ALERT! yockeypuck@poa.st blocked being hungry with some delicious skillet pasta. Profile is available at: poa.st/users/yockeypuck

https://i.poastcdn.org/6eb2c74464075dc4800c96af7f658dd553eeb4592651f9281c6247416db5b7ca.png


Doing some data management which is exposing me to photos of my ex-wife gf and it would be great if I could stop being depressed about that thanks.


I literally took him off the replies because I didn't want a racist Internet pastor to see the phrase "(extra piss)".


pilk (extra piss)


"Why do you give me your toughest battles?"

"Bro just go talk to her."


Who needs they hog greased?

https://i.poastcdn.org/1ae7743e9f1f4d2274c4aa329c1cc941a59b398bc96e9a400d250bbaf33460b8.png


When the hog is ungreased.

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Fucking nigger we can in-fight and call you a groid at the same time because we have IQs of 95.

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when the pastor hears what I think about e-girls and house-rep-girls.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c3eca0848bebcafe226e40aeca3731953b3d2c75c364aecfe92baf15d0157902.png


There are people in my menchies uoohing over a slanty-eyed rice-skinned chigger gook nip's nips.


If our politicians must be Moloch-worshipping non-entities with no morala they can at least also be hog-greasing MILFs.


Oh my fucking stars are you kidding look at those.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c4062a0bf19b2677185e91e6e3351f9d8b7265965f1239b093c4182c7d587587.jpg


IF SOCIETY COLLAPSED I WOULD SIMPLY EAT FROM BERRY BUSHES AND BIG MAC TREES


Born to fly
Forced to crank


Born to love
Forced to simp


Telling the guys at the shop specific reasons to resent uighurs and igbos, call that the multi-racist working class.


>beware a black

Say no more sir.


Racist fedi greasin' hogs and boilin' frogs.


So close.

https://i.poastcdn.org/7ec4bd946de5610e0724a6c395ea178acf47ed39d8d941d7327b45e3a8d08d7c.png


Three year old yockeypuck was like "I wanna be a fire truck."


Good Hitler's day.

It’s nice to finally start becoming the person you always wanted to be.

Early childhood trauma affected me greatly and led to me tamping down on all of the things that were the essential *me.*

I’ve been racist again and I am starting to be brave enough to finally be myself and it’s wonderful to live as the real me.

My authentic self who has been tamped down since I was three.


Macro lens.

It's so shrimple.


Libtard cucks: "oh bloo bloo freedom of religion."

If you're going out publicly promoting damnation you are objectively more evil than a mass murderer and should be treated as such.


What if your children must believe that thing or else they will go to hell and be burned in a lake of fire forever? Tim Wise needs to be imprisoned at once.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c475a2a11ef9836dfca05234b16479f08296995f7aa355a8356df1f8252f8062.png


I have absolutely seen people on Twitter sharing this like "LOOK AT THESE ROACHES DOING BIDEN'S BIDDING."


People are treating this as an own on the media, which is very confusing, since what the media are doing is reporting that the White House is trying to manipulate them. Hang all journoniggers but can people read?


https://i.poastcdn.org/ce3892a497179f2d771d209860d8066aaf36427b614b88219680331e5a07df18.png

https://i.poastcdn.org/cd0ca2e11b65965f8c1da82c4bbb86d22c2c47b7ea7071b19b26e236da1b4990.png


And I will again.


How is podcaster drama real haha just don't believe screenshots haha


would


Oh okay.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f71c9635de4e603e59a913b8c507aa638130556de6286c4a9cdc29b579aa4393.jpg


Damned fine covfefe.


Call me maybe.

https://i.poastcdn.org/cca24bd5cfb2186660c1446459b02881d0690bc7fab0c71d3f98bba8a2d3e931.jpg


This is my ideology.

https://i.poastcdn.org/f042bd0d89976b08410ad10cce589898df94c4f475a5df63f3790395e79d8a3a.jpg


My sleep has been fucked up for like a month and I'm sort of getting sick of it. I blame jews and podcasts.


He calls you brother because as a sociopath he pretends to intimacy. I call you brother because as an autist I can only copy how other people socialize.


Reported for misogyny.


Me traveling back to 1942, firing that pill-happy doctor, and getting the Führer some beef and sunlight.

https://i.poastcdn.org/cb257358359f15b2c6718aa043b16fe8bb8b9b9847cd79d291c87b10786d4e1a.png


Twin Peaks: Cum Walk With Me

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I have, it is, though you need at least a moderate taste for David Lynch fucking around.


Insists on holding a phone meeting with the entire division when an e-mail would have gotten the Soviet position taken in ten minutes.


This woman was considered mid in 1992.

https://i.poastcdn.org/b7d307ca2fb5609b90aa26a24770b3323781a85bc03119fb034260de7d8ec5e6.png


Yes.


Based AZOV BATTALION mod jannies (moscow is browner than paris edition)


The use of the Twin Peaks music is probably what did it.


Time for the morning standup on what we're doing to shitpoast online. How many story points does anti-uighurism get this sprint?


Zoom meeting with the Waffen-SS


What if Hitler said that you're such a beast, dude, you're such a jacked-up e-mail race beast, dude, that I have no choice but to make you a middle management legend in Nazi Germany, alright?


Now if you're watching girls on your telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the love. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've found a girl on your fucking telephone. Get real.

https://i.poastcdn.org/534ab9c6340f54ef3364b1a818f8a528ec4fbe206ffc380a6f1d6c64b5f8f810.png


Hitler is immunized against all dangers. One may call him jew, gentile, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him cringe and you will be astonished how he recoils...


No, Thomas Sowell is boring but right, and BAP is only one of those things.


When I ask the jewish couple for permission to marry their daughter.


Me when I order pidzer.

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poast gf who only likes other poast gfs, call that a buldak lesbo


Well it's Reddit, so the story is fake, but I'm still going to shoot myself in the head with a water gun.


:cryblood: 🔫


If Adolf Hitler played HoI4 he would have won.


when you're an anti-semite but feeling sort of lazy

https://i.poastcdn.org/82af9f8ff3f1dcacd1acee377340ba23d217704e7c02dd03dc79cdb9428b4e28.png


We're taking it back.

https://i.poastcdn.org/67360fa990cfc370ddb7dae255f66dba7d9782f40b3bee03cf2aedf3d65496eb.png


Imagine thinking transphobia isn't cool.


We own them with facts and logic but we keep them with radiators and chains.


I don't normally like divorced women, BUT

https://i.poastcdn.org/f4f435372aa2da1f8194f9f40ef46dc77cb20d78895bbf5881248cb831a1545b.png


Wish I had wood doors on my gas chamber instead of glass. Fucking Prussian blue stains all over.


>hey friend install this minecraft mod

trapped inside a markov chain

many such cases

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Owning a schizo wife with facts and logic.

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A schizo wife
And a loaded sidearm
Never did any man harm


Never forget the last man to see him.

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I watched this clip after watching three episodes of Twin Peaks today and was honestly worried for a second that my schizophrenia had taken a new step.


Glad you read my blog.


Imagine the smell.


tsd


"nice opinion. one smell issue: I am inside your underwear drawer" - me to the starbucks girl


Readers added context to this image

Sir, you need to pay for those chicken nuggets first.


I hear an Azov guy said the 14 words in 1996.


Unusually accurate 😭 emoji.


Memory loss. Long COVID.


I don't like to bother people.


So congested that I can only imagine the smell.


The thread didn't happen (but it should have).


Well Peterson doesn't touch the JQ, we know that.


good morny


Eyebrows courtesy the gradient tool.


"Our app uses AI to find your most compatible partners," it says, showing a they/them with a chain in its face.


just like me fr


You're going to be sad, but it's funny.


The Mastodoners hate us for our freedoms.


He's jewish.


Google "dancing Phoenicians."


have a blessed 9/11 🙏


Hello, friends. $450 more dollars per month for poast to meet its operational funding goal! (This does not include unforeseen expenses to graf like lawyers to deal with schizo threats).

If the Israelis can afford to start an entire fake moving company to bring down three office buildings, perhaps you can afford to help too? patron.poa.st.

https://i.poastcdn.org/6cfa4cc4f1a0c1e49f899f269a1adba7a36a955c806a8544792a7891c91bb8be.png


When someone poasts memes about how top banking executives are disproportionately Irish

https://i.poastcdn.org/0a290292eacde346924c81658963ae83a0e5c67a6ea8ea17aa3813d2aa40423f.png


This poast is the real 9/11.


YOU HAVE JUST EXPERIENCED
9/11


Now we know where nostr:npub12xezenjha85pkcv67l5wa5tucre2cvd6nd0x74hy4y8du6ak9ulq34vshq went.

https://i.poastcdn.org/10fe328da5660796a344864b039e87f76c1a129a7088f8a2865d93c628d7f985.png


That or some wahman who didn't know the shot went off the reservation and the party is like "nuh-nuh-no, we're not making a bunch of governor's races about that."


I've got a feeling about this one guys.


Bomb bomb bomb Bombay.


We have to go back.


Glad he's getting those advertising bucks.


Canonically she's a hell of a breeder.


Make her wear a helmet.


You're going to blast your future wife into the ceiling fan.


Woodshop's got a prostate like a loaf of bread.


you will never be a real tank

https://i.poastcdn.org/4084cf7a6cfd0ecb0162ee0e849ae8a12835d72c40b76d3bf106b86d6bde2a50.png


Imagine the smell.


So true.


Look at what they took from you.

https://i.poastcdn.org/92ad6513f240f0a34ac9f5261ddcb99c94329e4eca1c96a0d205f493e4bb6940.jpg


Art ho girls at the register talking about Leon Degrelle.


hahaha oh wow you’re so racist for your age


Imagining a governor so anti-semitic that Mike Enoch is like "ey, whoa, here's the thing, the jews are people too, alright?"


I like to think right now a libtard cat lady is screaming "MORE LIKE DAVID ZOGG! HIS FAMILY IS ALL SPOOKS! HE REACTS LIKE THIS TO THE GUN EMERGENCY AND THEY REALLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE HE'S NOT A CRISIS ACTOR?"


Man honey I could pound your mamma's bussy rn.


It's me, I'm dudes.


No big duck I love them.


Fact.


Screenshots are facts.


It's called wokefishing and it's a crime.


Content-Poor Podcasters North of Richmond.


I declare niggers a public health emergency.


Libtards: sweating, shidding over how to get dopamine for someone else's dog
Normal people: "haha this is Adolf Dogler he hates niggers 88/14."


tfw a roman catholic in the 16th century hears a sola

https://i.poastcdn.org/eb7124c2e5a7c450600e28f58a86286f0f349e90c0c4b4994f68b07dc26fb49d.png


heated canadian moment


me when it's dick tip cutting off hour


"Yeah I'm an evangelical," he says, portraying the Roman Catholic as the soyjack and Martin Luther as the gigachad.


The North Atlantic Treaty Organization was neither in the North Atlantic, nor a treaty, nor organized.

nostr:note1z37ultw3n64r9q4ee7dxf0sh9n6d2m6uymd3zm2ffj82fh024v4qyfw3ee


Thomas Cramner was kino.


This was definitely a mid-innawoods point but it was on the way between two other places and I was like "grr fucking GOOKS." (They were totally gookish in camp too, racism is always right.)


Liturgies are cool and the BCP is a good one. You can tell because the anti-Christians are trying so hard to bury it.


I was in the woods the other day and there were GOOKS and they were behaving GOOKISHLY and I was SO MAD.


yeah I bcp (you know me)


me: "I am Anglican."
them: "is that even a thing besides 'the king is a Roman Catholic but wants a divorce?"
me:

https://i.poastcdn.org/950972ec13ed0929ee7a3442ca494d45c728fded2c515a18411f20d02225808e.png


tfw the public school teacher grooms you

nostr:note1cg2rfkvgu2pml067gr2ee2g7fzunnxlshfhzzzl46caf5as4e3sspj5gdg


me and my cat (he is not at all a dream waifu he's just kind of a shit)

nostr:note14hxajn2peyfx7f7j3ekhvrzx9vhw83dqw4j7jpqpk0he6xdxqypqn4fjx4


I have more than one problem, but one of the largest is that God has been so good to me, has shown his love for me so completely even though I’ve never earned it, that I have a hard time fearing him as Scripture commands me. I know God loves me. Intellectually I know he is so far above me that I should fear him, but I trust his love too utterly. Help


WE ARE ALL BAD MEN MY BROTHER


I love milk.


It's such a fearful thing that God is so powerful that He can even save shitty sinners like you and me.


lol I spent five years thinking my shot had landed then lol can we be friends?


SORRY BROTHER
I CANNOT RELATE
BUT I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AS YOUR SOCIOPATHIC WAYS HAVE FOOLED ME INTO THINKING YOU ARE A GOOD MAN AND PRAYING FOR YOU TO RECEIVE GOD'S BLESSING (NONE OF US TRULY DESERVE IT)


When she says she doesn't feel the same way but hopes we can still be friends.

https://i.poastcdn.org/0fba2663b85c718218736443219990f02819231c735d2d0247d917e3eda68193.png


>c'est fini


It's really not, I'm sorry.


You're never alone in a gooncave.


If it's not from Kerbal Space Program I do not understand it.


>PLASTIC IS GAY
>PUTS HALF-CATGIRL TODDLER INTO PLASTIC CAR

CURIOUS


she should use the toilet


There's a lot of malice in that cluelessness.


I just fuckin' dislike redditors real bad.


We've decided to keep you here... for another FIFTY cycles.

WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
(with endless options for renewal with endless options for renewal)

https://i.poastcdn.org/e28ab7d870892a98f2adb3ac7c446ed575a6858c0ff7033b49cba451aa60aa46.png


That is indeed the goal.


I actually do smoke small cigars usually, but fuck that's an expensive way to live.