That might be good. I've got some hikes around Superior I've been eyefucking for years.


I expect no less.

When I'm through the icebreaking phase I'll probably try to only-camping-cig because sitting by a lake a million miles from anywhere ripping a heater is just the best feeling in the world.


My problem has never been "cravings," it's that I really like it.


three week nocig btw


Kayaking a Great Lake feels like one of those things that's amazing on day two and repetitive as fuck on day nine.


Cringe.

https://i.poastcdn.org/fcb682957ea09d6cfa33eee1f2cc8fac30f3cd11fe216c06d2cf5542c512db62.png


I don't want to just-ask-her-out-bro-poast but at this point you may as well.


Giant black cube.


Was there context to this or did you miss an opportunity to tell her to sit down and have breakfast with you?


>buy car it is impossible to see out of
>put sticker on windshield

all according to keikaku


This but "Israel."


Feeding the local women until they start sitting outside my patio door scratching on it.


This is Alicia. Alicia likes controlled substances and long walks by the beach. She is friendly but slow to trust; take your time with her and she'll let you give her scritches under the chin.

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https://i.poastcdn.org/f9bfef828dd75dc93a030b2df5fced68af6c17263e5b036c85e13d5e3eaa1750.png


The tragedy about wife adoption is that everyone wants a kitten but nobody wants a grown-ass cat.


>45% of women are single
>I ask her out
>she has a boyfriend

https://i.poastcdn.org/fcb682957ea09d6cfa33eee1f2cc8fac30f3cd11fe216c06d2cf5542c512db62.png


I don't believe the fringe conspiracy theory that the NCAA division II free safety Mike Obama is secretly a woman.


Those who disobeyed survived. Doesn't sound like much of a news story to me.


New suicide with two bullets to the back of the head just dropped.

https://i.poastcdn.org/5f5a63b488389495da213ec2365433e75f6881684ae6e6347be5670eb57fa50c.png


Obama is a gay homosexual.


It's a conspiracy theory now, lol.


It's all our fault. We should have supported Sarah Palin.


I know bro I love them so much.


A BLAHAJ walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"


Me and whom (I am black)?

https://i.poastcdn.org/0a9f2bc464918589560dc50031eaad667d59776f458084d5e35bdf3090117ac4.png


>be me
>responsible gun owner
>nigger breaks into daughter's room
>run to the gun safe, enter combination (1776)
>"possible racist user detected. please drink verification can."
>gun safe dispenses mountain dew


One great man who helped save Western civilization.


I've got one of these and really like it. Sometimes people will stare at me in horror while I wear it, but at least they're noticing me. No one knew who I was until I put on the mask.

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I'm on my gynosexual arc, I'm a womanpilled ovarycel.


DISAVOW


Having your washing machine in the kitchen probably saves a lot of time in the long run.


The only dispensationalism I wanna hear about is you dispensing me another beer.


I don't think I will.


Everyone else to me when I keep poasting the e-girls.

https://i.poastcdn.org/a724ca098f76b011bafbcb19df85c8a889c6f66ef3933a5fb2230b71816b5f60.png


Me when the day is filled with online schizos

https://i.poastcdn.org/a724ca098f76b011bafbcb19df85c8a889c6f66ef3933a5fb2230b71816b5f60.png


Every hen will lay and every rooster will cluck.


"I have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hilary Arthur Reuel Tolkien for treason." - C. S. Lewis, November 21, 1963

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Roleplay as a gigachad pulling her hair so hard you scalped her.


Always has been. Welcome to nostr:npub10fas8wpvwjejhhu5f3t7sz97kqvz0ywx0dj7j97yyvz8qhysx9cspdqg2x number one shoe simp account on fedi.


Wow if only a real candidate could sound this based.

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa957cf406fc30efc68769b3f1f098b01eafb5ee745f401457f70eaaa7241554.jpg


One of those crimes that would have a 0% chance of happening to anybody reading this poast.

https://i.poastcdn.org/8af9f2fc1659327f31fdee6e08a8abdef43b74276acca9e241637011c604ff11.png


No way. A few hundred thousand tops.

https://i.poastcdn.org/c9608bfaa150f85be26f5f71c2640106f0b3af273f61f6b3a4c9a9b50c5962b2.png


Holy, holy, holy
Lord God of hosts
Heaven and earth are full of Thy glory
Glory be to Thee, oh Lord most high


"GRABBERS could be here. I've never been in this shopping mall before. There could be GRABBERS anywhere. I HATE GRABBERS."


Inside me there are two wolves.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e0a974d9292151834d9fd693fee09848b4fc66fa28cc059a1270b186ebf01fb7.png


Why is she going from high school to middle school to grade school? This is absurdist.


Software bugs are KNEELING ON MY NECK and I CAN'T BREEVE


Brother, I too am crushed by denbt, but am digging out, in only three years I will be as rich as I was the day I was born, there is hope for us all.


Laura Coomer.


When you need the system fixed and they hit you with that currynigger stare.


Me and Lujan.

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Crying out as he strikes.


>be woman in the year 2023
>literally looking for men on dating app
>"tee hee I just want a house with an infinity pool and to explore the world!"

You're going to be very sad and I wish I could save you.


If I was coping you dumbass I would say that the Nerd Crew was coming back but I did not do that. You fucking faggots are getting worse at this I swear.  RLM has turned you into a mush brain. When you talk to people irl I bet  you say shit like AIIIIIIIIIDS and start doing this Mr. Plinkett voice when you don't understand someone you human soundboard prank call nigga


I run on
Racism
& Jesus

https://i.poastcdn.org/f0fd41621c2b39b47d893ce1155a317dc6df472ece7f0874a7ade0772c666e47.png


I have become so racist I no longer need sleep.


Yes.


Someone should tell her that there was A LOT of slavery going on in Jesus' lifetime and his references to it were actually rather positive.


1. yes
2. I believe so, but God has given me all that I am and is the only one who can know if I am as open to his glory as I could be
3. between 0% and 90%; I have no idea
4. depends on how hangry I am when false authority is all up in my grill


tfw no yiff


No, really, loads of kids were always so deathly allergic to a common food they couldn't be in the same room as it and we only started noticing after 9/11.


She's cute, you did good.


milk gf dox

https://i.poastcdn.org/b32c3a64e3d973aefcc894be74deb30522d63eb4f0c467e0a42e746589f8f4a4.jpg


when my cat walks on my stomach while I want to game and I call him a nigger

https://i.poastcdn.org/d05834604766612bb60bca3518400332d32823aeb02047a3304c20b8a58bd844.jpg


tfw no gatekeep girlboss gf


no


Is it wrong to be mad at a cat?


Also he "married" a man.


These girls should get fat the Christian way (dairy, meat) not by entering pacts with the corn demon.


NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO HE WAS A REPUBLICAN HE WAS GOING TO SEND THE BLACKS TO AFRICA REALLY


Racists would often say "Barack Obama identifies as black to gain an advantage, even though he is a mulatto, because to be black is to be higher status." However, now we know that despite this slander Obama is a true African-American, because niggas is gay.


I HATE THE ANTICHRIST (CORN)


NOT THE FIRST OBAMA TO SUCK A FAG


Now you know why they had to do it to her.

https://i.poastcdn.org/2ef7ec90893cf97c45ee40aac3f67f63214338f73845f5d7a676014e481194c3.png


All the food is more expensive than ever.

Except...

https://i.poastcdn.org/c1e28abe963d1017bd0aeb17f1679868f23c767e670312f2d03345c53a240ae0.png


I would simply make it illegal to be brown.


PRIDE PARADES IN PEKING


Can NATO nuke India?


Ukraine and Russia are in a constant superimposition of totally collapsing and rampaging to victory. They fight for the most precious resource: e-clout.


Also, as Internet Nazis we of all people should know "the tanks are invulnerable except when they break down" is not an own.


Hmm, I found the idea of a tank crew having a Molotov cocktail with them in their tank and dropping it in the cockpit and the gasoline explosion destroying the tank so credible, too.


sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit


Gay: Starfield
Play: Star Citizen


In a jew's world noone can be more anarchist in it than an Anti-Semite!

https://i.poastcdn.org/7327275a14dad178ba558cfd88785a9541c5ca05a73043392092d8a125862d00.png


Congratulations. You shit in the aisle. What's the next step in your master plan?


who is she btw


The canonization of civil leaders and military men.


https://i.poastcdn.org/35cffa624496242c8ba0be96b99ef5c0557fc2a6872fb6fa784a585001d68ddc.png

https://i.poastcdn.org/1583d785880197cc621156f600d35f2bf7b89b908a789d55698f8766f21e58b9.png


"Sorry Dr. Peterson I threw my benzos off the dock."

https://i.poastcdn.org/a3f3c0b4c6c808f317b397509180cf18a331df260f8bd1507ec9928bfed320f7.png


Why don't you Asuka some tiddies?


Total.


How do I get myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy?


Mad Online Is The Absence of God