Hey dude in the YouTube comments asking questions like "Who's still here for this in 2024?" Spoiler alert... it's anyone that just read this. 

 Did you know my disappointment with men as a whole isn't at all affected by your mentioning "but I found a good one"? In fact, it makes me want to never discuss anything of substance with you again. 

 Raise your hand if you remember 'Some Girl' (and also if you're a dork who responds to 'Raise your hand' posts lol)

Marissa Ribisi and that soundtrack were stellar! 

 The Last Man on Earth - Wolf Alice
https://songwhip.com/wolf-alice/the-last-man-on-earth 

 What they said: Thanks for being flexible. 

What I heard: It's cool how you have absolutely no life and are literally always available. 

 Duolingo has gone too far.

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/177/129/153/093/624/original/0f9eb4c2d3479e95.jpg 

 Dibs on the band name "Fence-riding Twats" 

 Of course Geminis know, the killer is our alter ego!

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/167/590/446/409/670/original/982dc830ef506c91.jpeg 

 Happy Spooky Season 👻

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/165/783/885/181/350/original/c58cbe054484c63f.jpeg 

 People who share their block list, who hurt you? And also, no one fucking cares. Grow up 

 I don't know who needs to hear this, but your Kohl's cash is about to expire. 

 Street art of goth Hank Hill

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/140/590/712/143/686/original/bc2b3ef2ec0f058a.jpeg 

 DAY 27: a song for getting ready in the morning #31DaySongChallenge 

Feeling Good - Nina Simone
https://songwhip.com/nina-simone/feeling-good 

 How do we feel about license plate frames? Yay, nay? I don't particularly like my new car. So, I'm thinking of getting a little bling lol 

 I hope this email scores you some weed. 

 [Me discovering thehardtimes.net]
Welp, my day is shot. 

 Flat-ironed my hair this morning. So, you're welcome for all the rain. 

 Happy Birthday @b0f1f646 and many more years to come! 🎁🤍🥳

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/111/069/086/374/865/563/original/d2d62b6acf837c63.mp4 

 I'm no stranger to the rain. We're more of acquaintances. 

 I put the "imp" in improve 

 Make it stop!

https://media.mas.to/masto-public/media_attachments/files/110/730/223/189/853/474/original/5d42e5dcc121b383.png 

 Fitness app: Don't forget to take a sip of water

"Umm, there's ice in my bourbon. Does that count?" 

 I'm just here to make drinks and influence friends.