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 Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile

better luck next time

https://i.nostr.build/6LKLpgNBE29dXE6G.gif
 
 Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try 
 “and others” 😂

Say his name mothafucka. Say it. 
 Rorschach, Deadpool, the whole x-men, even Captain America (civil war) 
 That’s right, I said it 
 Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀 
 How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂 
 The women knew node, they knew 
 Facts 👆

Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways. 
 How? 😂
His human alter ego is a loser 
 All a ploy. Chicks loved him.  In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs. 
 His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂 
 Shots fired 
 Jealous shots are bb’s.  

He knows Superman is apex.  Deep down he just knows. 
 Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂 
 Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast. 
Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t). 
Point made. 
Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas. 
 What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wEt6BhusryIAAAAC/stare-sam-jackson.gif 
 Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most? 
Nice try though 🤭 
  https://image.nostr.build/7e756050ee5559770750d4104e41fee7d7cc8054731d1d4c305b9ca993e992e6.jpg  
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucLLyC6hYrgAAAAd/cat-cat-math.gif 
 We’ve confused ourselves. 😂 
 It happens 😂 
 We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂 
https://i.nostr.build/fCUgyCR1H0zNSDLO.jpg 
 THIS!!!??!

This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅

Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣

#node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s
hand😳🤣🤣🤣

https://m.primal.net/KdIO.jpg 
 Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉 
 😂 
 Cats; Don't hit back:https://media.tenor.com/ntmTIpZ_E-4AAAAC/bruce-lee-kick.gif 
 Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻‍♂️). 
 Borrow bulma’s panties @Erik can help you find them 
 Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.  
 Excellent. 
I’m a gas maxi. 
I just pictured Batman in his $6
Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman. 
 It would probably be a top of the line fighter jet…unless Clark nerd isn’t that fast after all 😂😂 
 https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s7283z3y.mp4 
 Right for the jugular. Victory. ✌️ 
 Propaganda from mother Russia. That’s not Batman 😂 
 Knew that goth boy would lose in a fight against the others 😂