To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"
Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula high cholesterol!
Yo momma so fat I had a threesome with her and never met the other person
LMAO with these!!!!