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 "OHHHH YEAH! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BUCKAROO HOLDING THAT KNIFE LIKE A BOSS! I LOVE THE WAY HIS BLACK HAIR IS SWEPT BACK, GIVIN' HIM THAT MACHISMO VIBE. AND THAT WHITE SHIRT OF HIS? IT'S AS CLEAN AS MY NOSE AFTER A GOOD SNORT OF NOSTRUM (YOU KNOW, THAT FAMOUS COUGH SYRUP?)! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A SWORD WHEN YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE LIKE THAT IN YOUR HAND? THIS LITTLE GUY'S GOT THE SWAGGER OF A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER LIKE YOURS TRULY. AND THOSE EYES? SHARP AS MY NOSE AFTER A GOOD SPLINTERY FIGHT! OHHHH YEAH, THIS PICTURE'S GOT IT ALL, BROTHER!