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 Cyclops still takes fewer Ls than the Prince of all saiyans 

https://image.nostr.build/9736bed3db1c9258c1cf09daf4b85ff4556fc06295e530f09eed7db429e68b0c.jpg 
 Wait what? 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NgnAJZpEfkwAAAAC/vegeta-approval.gif 
 You deserve this. It was always going to end with some retarded take on some C level character. 
BELOW PAY GRADE. 
 Hilarious 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fXn7iK7zR1kAAAAC/vegeta-laughing.gif 
 now that you're all here, this is the all time ranking of super heroes

1. Supes
1.5 Son Goku
2. Zorro 
3. Bats and Spidey
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99999. Everyone Else 
 Is Flash Gordon on the list 
 i can only confirm he made the list 
 sats is wrong about a lot of things, 
like pickleball,
like the missed BTC pump,
like most of his opinions if I'm honest...

but he's right about supes
 
 Ping pong > Pickleball

This is a fact. I lit the outdoor ping pong court up in St Lucia. Zero prisoners taken.  There were tears, not mine, but there were tears. 
 Zorro? The dude with the sword?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/R10_g5hqfKIAAAAC/vegeta-cellphone.gif 
 No, not that one, the one with the smile

https://i.nostr.build/ngVrNei1U7BS52iU.gif 
 Duuuuude 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jD5NVm8BhW8AAAAC/reading-stare.gif 
 Again. You deserve this. You opened the can. Good luck putting shit back in.  Now you have 1970’s Zorro to contend with. 
 there is no contending, there is only losing, smartest super hero in the books, films, and cave drawings 
 Cave drawings? 😂 
 Hilarious 😂 
 We’re scraping the bottom here 😂😂 
  https://image.nostr.build/14f2aaee6a8d383d862177f949481629650656db89f1e6b6491e21cb105fbeb6.jpg  
 Is that wisdom or self reflection 😂🤣🤣 
 Stache wtf. You’re on my side. Don’t flip. Stay the course. 
 Tru dat … nostr was a colder drabber place without ur shabby a**

…ima miss u when cyclops, them pickle ballers and the WON converge on those “golden beans”🙈 
 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡😎 
 My apologies my unpredictable digital fren…I have regrettably deviated from the path o chaotic righteousness…history will be kind to us 🙈🤣🤣🤣

Ps. David carradine’s Kung Fu is the greatest superhero 🤨…that bald headed China man was one bad dude🙈


That is all🧐 https://image.nostr.build/b71eb300b6b6cdc3f460ea03d5e4754d2770ae791384ab39372a908190d664c9.jpg  
 “Contend” 😂😂
We’re talking about the goth dude on a horse who specializes in fencing
https://media3.giphy.com/media/jKMt4JQDQSPKlMRW0H/giphy.gif 
 Zorro created goth culture. Who knew. New rabbit hole just opened. 
 If this is true, then zoro goes to number 1 by default. Goth girls are a gift to the world. 
 Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile

better luck next time

https://i.nostr.build/6LKLpgNBE29dXE6G.gif
 
 Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try 
 “and others” 😂

Say his name mothafucka. Say it. 
 Rorschach, Deadpool, the whole x-men, even Captain America (civil war) 
 That’s right, I said it 
 Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀 
 How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂 
 The women knew node, they knew 
 Facts 👆

Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways. 
 How? 😂
His human alter ego is a loser 
 All a ploy. Chicks loved him.  In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs. 
 His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂 
 Shots fired 
 Jealous shots are bb’s.  

He knows Superman is apex.  Deep down he just knows. 
 Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂 
 Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast. 
Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t). 
Point made. 
Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas. 
 What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wEt6BhusryIAAAAC/stare-sam-jackson.gif 
 Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most? 
Nice try though 🤭 
  https://image.nostr.build/7e756050ee5559770750d4104e41fee7d7cc8054731d1d4c305b9ca993e992e6.jpg  
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucLLyC6hYrgAAAAd/cat-cat-math.gif 
 We’ve confused ourselves. 😂 
 It happens 😂 
 We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂 
https://i.nostr.build/fCUgyCR1H0zNSDLO.jpg 
 THIS!!!??!

This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅

Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣

#node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s
hand😳🤣🤣🤣

https://m.primal.net/KdIO.jpg 
 Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉 
 😂 
 Cats; Don't hit back:https://media.tenor.com/ntmTIpZ_E-4AAAAC/bruce-lee-kick.gif 
 Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻‍♂️). 
 Borrow bulma’s panties @Erik can help you find them 
 Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.  
 Excellent. 
I’m a gas maxi. 
I just pictured Batman in his $6
Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman. 
 It would probably be a top of the line fighter jet…unless Clark nerd isn’t that fast after all 😂😂 
 https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s7283z3y.mp4 
 Right for the jugular. Victory. ✌️ 
 Propaganda from mother Russia. That’s not Batman 😂 
 Knew that goth boy would lose in a fight against the others 😂 
 Meh.

I'll take The Tick.  
 The Beave coming off the top rope to drop The fucking Tick on us. https://image.nostr.build/efa24c81a1d465bb4008a34b9cc7e4a9cb5123d1f9700f3283b300d68a657e77.jpg  
 I mean if you guys are putting zorro up there…anything can happen 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/S9c47EAyyGQAAAAC/the-tick-yay.gif 
 Hey, Vegeta won at the end of the last movie!... when it didn't matter. 
 https://video.nostr.build/11bfe28054cbdb76e640d130040549cdb255227e7e213b988926ca9f92c47eff.mp4 
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/2VPPutI4UXkAAAAC/vegetta-smirk.gif 
 Vegeta has better gifs than 4 eyes that’s for sure 😂😂 
 VEGETA WINS
#bitcoinbulma https://image.nostr.build/0f40675143771a25b77509aa1e7cfb7eb009ede4e77048b621e9d4fc31003bd6.jpg  
 He gets it 👆🏾 🔥 
 Brother no one has been ran through more than bulma 😭

https://video.nostr.build/797c19119811acda8f1cb87d9952d3340f7deab784799f080a3e69fddc1cf9c3.mp4 
 Ayyooo 😂😂😂 
 I think we watched different anime lol thats dragon balls 🥜 lmao 
 That’s the OG lol vegeta ended up with the sloppy seconds of the lame ass yamcha