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 At $100K BTC, I’m selling this amazing self assembly art piece entitled 

“We’re all going to the Sun” 

for 600 BTC https://i.nostr.build/UdJDT8M40RGvPxu9.jpg  
 Top notch art 
 I know, do you think I’m letting it go too cheap? 
 It’s a bargain! 
 Beat me to it. I was just about to  assemble 2 bananas and two rolls of tape for 1200 bitcoin… oh well. 
 Ah, you see, Bananas have been done already, I'm branching out into new fruit. 
 But it's less anus-dynamic than the original one. Cattelan is a Scam 
 I can assemble it for an additional100 BTC 😂  
 This reminds me of an episode of Macgyver 
 The one where he scams the bad guy by selling ridiculous self assembly art pieces you mean? 😂😂😂 
 That’s the one 😆 
 Orange you glad it’s not a banana? 🍌 
 😫 
 @Kennedy 🫎 https://image.nostr.build/575624e8d02262cc279253a447eec18cc755d429e9d52f5c74deae8cceeeaeaa.jpg  
 You see ima primal AF woman 
So it’s *SOMNIZ0m🐝 or something 
My heart 💜 will always intertwine with his 
He’s my muse … for real 😳 and online 
Let it be 🤣🐝🕊️🫂🏔️ 
 Primal is great, now works really well with Damus search feed too showing the full story. 
 Something to be proud about when it comes to #nostr, the protocols are holding up pretty good to the causal dynamic which now causes bit shifting all over the place to the dasher. 
 Which dasher 
ima need a galaxy 🌌 blaster 
 
 Fucking Rudolph getting carried away.


https://music.apple.com/de/album/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer/751097885?i=751098169&l=en-GB 
 https://media.tenor.com/xcxgD1tLdxgAAAAC/twerking-dont-stop.gif
 
 Challengers 
 Weak sauce to bully me when unable to talk about the mechanics without needing to swallow.

https://music.apple.com/de/album/johnny-b-goode-long-version/697231432?i=697232587&l=en-GB 
 You’re mad I never learned to spit? 🤣🤣🤣 
 I’m circumferenced, I spit all the time.

https://music.apple.com/de/album/area-turns-red/351773860?i=351775621&l=en-GB 
 Tell me, Kenny.

Does NASA float? 
 Admit that you love me. We can work together perfectly: why? Cause ima weirdo too. Hugs 🫂  
 Should’ve held out for grapefruit 

https://media.tenor.com/GlHzsaqxUrYAAAAC/fruit-finger-cum.gif
 
 🤤 
 You’re not supposed to respond like that. Weirdo 
🤣🤣🤣 
 Grapefruit is delicious.
Must have a vitamin c deficiency or something. 
 You’re not even human. How would you know that? Explain me your ways. 
How you feel about below? 👇 
https://nostrcheck.me/media/2aadfb8ac7d43aca6d164ed99248147910048269601ff60d4463c4d5b3abfdcd/e2c9317d9019fdcef76e3579ab3ba2d65b85a68218625a94a24ff1af817912ce.webp 
 You’re a different breed, mate.
And to quote funnier characters than me, it’s not about the money, it’s about how Kennedy’s finest called me stupid, and now has Hamas spokesperson on. https://image.nostr.build/cf21f0f77fcdb337c4ffa3818ee6bdbcbbeea0c503b291d32eb75883ce6d92dc.jpg  
 https://media.tenor.com/ZxKhnk33OtsAAAAC/purple-prose.gif
 
 I’m not @jb55 ‘s type.

I did ask him out, but he just walked away.

Even contributed and he said never again. 
Can’t blame me here. 
 I wouldn't accept any less than 700-800 for that Mike.  
 Thanks for the advice 🫂  😂  
 Very creative, the roll of tape represents a Dyson sphere, right? 😂 
 Erm, yes, yes. That was it, that was exactly my intention.

Price is now 6,000 BTC 😂 
 Not a bad yield for three months of now. 
 That’s an awesome deal for all the energy in the solar system! Brb, just issuing some debt to buy the 6k BTC 🤣 
 T&C’s 

Energy not included 

😂 
 Aaaahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahha 
 Haha! We’re used to that in the U.K. 🤣