Ive dealt with these fuckers before. Whew boy they are nasty. Its not like the old days where i could just roam the Florida wilderness and everglades. All I had to contend with was alligators, rattlesnakes, panthers, bobcats, water macosson, coral snakes, and wild boars the size or small tanks. 

Now I have to contend with burmese pythons, reticulated pythons, and fucking anacondas. That eat most of what i had to worry about before, including the gators!

If you arent exploring the wilderness with a shotgun filled with 00 buck shot, a 10mm gigachad sidearm pistol, and a sharpened machette or Katana. Im sorry, you are nowhere near the top of the food chain anymore. In fact you are closer to the bottom now.

Fuck that nonsense. Its official, between the wildlife, the local population, and the sun its self. Florida is actively trying to kill everyone on a daily basis. 

It's the Australian Outback of the USA.