Just had someone apply for a job while claiming 20 years of Bitcoin experience. 🤡


You finally found Satoshi


they've been training all their life for this


Everybody knows he meant Ethereum.


Must know about everything about bitcoin, exept when it was created.


Was their first name Craig?


How much are you going to pay Satoshi?


Bear markets feel much longer than the bulls so I can see how it feels like 20 years 😄


That would make for an interesting interview lol


Maybe it was Satoshi himself 🤣


That’s not very long, I’m 32 years in bitcoin now


Is it Craig?


To be fair, I think many feel like they have 20 years of bitcoin experience..


Send him to Craig. They'll find common language.


oops


Was it Craig?


Hire Satoshi!


WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT?!


Bitcoiners are like dogs. halving -> halving = 12 normie years.


Is CSW applying for a job to fund his next court case? 😂


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I think there would be entertainment value in getting them for interview...


Wasn’t Satoshi was it?


it's satoshi


Clowns, everyone knows you need at least 21 years experience in this game. Most will only understand this in 2030


Lol what a noob


Smart person indeed


Please record interview


Was it Adam Back?


sounds like it was creg


Did their resume have coffee stains and rusty staples?


ngl i'd interview him just to hear the bullshit


Was it Craig Wright? LMAOOOOO


real cypherpunk 😉


The first cypherpunk 😅


His name wasn't Craig by any chance...?


Where their initials S N?


I see what you did right there 😉


Or did he get bitcoin & ripple mixed up? It's all just blockchain right?